(A Sequal to Ep. 33: AnalAnalAnal) Congrats! We hit a milestone!! Celebrate with us and listen to how we punish ourselves for failing yet again. Worst swingers ever. We revisit our LIVE AnaAnalAnal episode, because after 5 years, it’s the only way Richard will get anal play LIVE AIR-TIGHT PRACTICE – the air tight objective begins […]
Ep. 100: Air-Tight Training Camp- LIVE Read More »
From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience. Richard uses the view from the suite’s living room to “penis judge” the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk. Sex before dinner? Yes, please.
Ep. 99: Cruising For a Schmoozing: Troubles Aboard the Temptation Cruise Read More »
Movin’ on up! To the (more) east side. We finally got a piece of the pie (for the last time) after finishing our SIN event and before the Temptation Cruise. Like smart people we’re exhausted, tired, dirty and cranky – so nothing has changed. SIN was the best event ever, well-behaved guests that always surprise
Ep. 98: Gag Flex Training; Live Interviews; Violating Men as a Fake Doctor Read More »
We prepare for months for a trip over the pond to Cap d’Agde, France by asking everyone too many questions. As an overthinker, Richard summarizes the best things to know for a first trip. Where do you stay, where do you go, what do you pack? Is everyone naked? With most of our trip being
Ep. 97: Cap d’Agde (A Sport F’ers Paradise) No Cap! Read More »
We travel to the States and almost give Jet Blue oral. We stare at braless women, hunt vanillas, have a couple foursomes, attend a weekend hotel party and a life changing experience on the 6th floor. We strike gold when we leave the curtains open in hopes that someone on the street catches a glimpse
Ep. 96: Hotel Voyeurs, Venn Diagrams & Venom Read More »
Party Drug Question and Answers? This episode will make you feel good. Richard’s adverse effect on MDMA and NFL while Lauren’s snorting Nesquik and dancing under the pretty lights. This episode we talk about party drugs, what they are, what to know- the good and the bad. Listen to our best preferences and tips, DANCESAFE
Ep. 95: Taking Party Drugs and Dumping a Load on Friends Read More »
We head to Desire Resorts to celebrate a friend’s birthday, and rediscover the obstacles between friendly and sexy. Richard meets a neurologist/urologist who challenges the hypothesis of his Trimix experiment. A teacher quizzes Richard on some science. He aces the quiz, but fails to seize the flirt opportunity. Thanks to “karaoke” in the disco, we
Ep. 94: The Hot Young Desire Orgy That Never Was Read More »
Richard suits up in his lab coat, grabs a needle and continues his research for science. His lab is the Desire Riviera Maya jacuzzi. We take a quick trip to Desire RM where we meet up with a couple from last year, we think we may too dirty for them. How to pick the perfect
Ep. 93: Desire Study Finalized While Good Girls Go from Blushing to Gushing Read More »
This month marks 7 years since we began recording this podcast. Looking back over the years, we see how much has changed, how much we’ve grown, what we’ve accomplished and what we still suck at. We narrow it down to the 7 most important things you should know from our experiences in the past 7
Ep. 92: 7 Most Important Life(style) Lessons Read More »
We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard’s birthday at Temptation Cruises. We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations. Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win. On the second to last
Ep. 91: All That Temptation Ship Read More »
Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblockBad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man’s soul and ego because he’s denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife. Segment Two – Stalker VibesAfter stalking a
Ep. 90: C@ckblocking Yourself at Temptation Resorts Read More »
We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks. We’ve all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people
Ep. 89: Trimix Train Wreck; Plus…You’re Ugly Read More »
We have a long awaited success and some vanilla has decoded our secret signals in the lifestyle.
Ep. 88: DP and the Lifestyle Secret Signals Unlocked Read More »
What happened at our last event, who invited Milton, girls and size preference, and dancing in the rain.
Ep. 87: Girls’ Reactions to Penis Size and Dancing Naked in the Rain Read More »
Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication.
Ep. 86: “Consentish” A Motel Molestation Story Read More »
Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!! FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because
Ep. 85: Vanilla Dinner Turns Porn Party Read More »
Lauren visits the gyno and he can’t find one of her ovaries. Blood test results? Menopause! Why is no one talking about menopause and the lifestyle? Oh, because it’s really difficult to make sexy. We give it our best shot. Richard works on his magic with a new ball weight trick in the shower. Lauren
Ep. 84: Exploring Menopause and Buttholes Read More »
In this episode, come on a silent, but wet, ride as we move studios and homes and make just enough time for a hot and sexy soft swap with a couple. We make a Shivers delivery to a Patreon couple to help make their first Desire trip extra special! Learn the positives of a soft swap
Ep. 83: Getting (almost) Everything Out of Soft Swap Read More »
Richard accepts a booty call invite for us with a super hot, young couple. We decide to try and infiltrate an all-inclusive hotel with no plan and Lauren is caught by security. Lauren decides to break the ice by asking for a lap dance in the form of Magic Mike Last Dance? Thanks to SHIVERS,
Ep. 82: Hotel Hottie Booty Call Read More »
Everybody wins in this episode! We are invited to Desire by some dear friends and experience the new Eden resort. Surprise Richard, you are getting pegged for your birthday! First night at Desire, Richard volunteers Lauren for DVP with the right couple, wrong piece of junk. Richard’s DVP studies have him calling out positions like training
Ep. 81: Doing Gay Stuff in the Manliest Man Way Possible (at Desire) Read More »
We take you through our sexcapades from Flirtation. (Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one.) Do we peak at a certain athletic level sexually? Lauren thinks she needs to start training, as she’s being out sexed by newbies. Richard thinks reverse
Ep. 80: The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly Read More »
Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one. We go meet some friends for New year’s eve and face the frigid temps at Temptation, Richard tries to remake his costume choices for winter temperatures. First night orgy, but were we actually invited?
Ep. 79: The Special Kid Brought His Toolbox to the Orgy Again! Read More »
How do you deal with the confidence killers??? The ups and downs of your ego! In this episode we talk about confidence and how we rocked it like porn stars at a hotel meetup that escalated rather quickly. Before you give us any participation trophies, that confidence was quickly squashed by hundreds of people who
Ep. 78: Hot, Young Couple Play and then Gangbanged by Low Self Esteem! Read More »
Come celebrate the 77th episode with us as we corrupt some virgins from Texas!
Ep. 77: Corrupting Virgins and a Celebration Party Read More »
We compare Desire, Hedonism, Temptation, and hotel takeovers. What fits best for newbies?
Ep. 76: Getting Horny in the Gym and How To Cope with Cliques Read More »
We compare Desire, Hedonism, Temptation, and hotel takeovers. What fits best for newbies?
Ep. 75: The Desire, Hedonism, Takeover Comparison and Slap-Worthy Lines Read More »
What’s left on your fantasy list that you want to experience? Richard gets destroyed by a spinner.
Ep. 74: Extreme Fantasies and Pro Spinners Read More »
It’s been a long time fantasy, and we turn the gang bang into a reality. How does it translate and compare?
Ep. 73: My First Gang Bang Read More »
A story of redemption for us both. We break our junk trying so hard!
Ep. 72: Almost Breaking My Junk In Half Read More »
We answer the hotline and talk to some newbies and Patreons about bareback cliques and barely thought through pick up lines!
Ep. 71: Perfect Hosts with the Perfect Game Read More »