Ep. 100: Air-Tight Training Camp- LIVE

Speaker 1: OK, Lauren, this question comes from anonymous at undisclosed Location Mexico. I got jealous at a lifestyle party and assaulted a petite unicorn with a table knife. I'm laying low. Two questions How do I talk to my husband so he respects boundaries and this never happens again? And also, can I crash at your place? Common problem of stabbing unicorns. Well, you've established that sharp objects are a boundary, so that's, that's important. I don't know, maybe start talking to people through glass. That may help the future of communication. Yeah, I mean, or if you just incorporate spoons maybe into your relationship, that might be, that would be a safer option and then you can continue with unicorns. I do want to thank Anonymous for bringing the whole West Side Story vibe into lifestyle. Giving and, uh, as far as staying here, that is, that is a toughie. So send pics. We'll be right back after these two short messages. Laura, I'm becoming a member. It's a new day and the people are bringing the support and we can feel it and we thank you. The world is hard right now and we know it's hard for you. And when it's hard, we're hard and we're hard together. We feel it together. Let's all be hard together. Thank you for keeping us going. The members through Patreon Sport is the reason that we keep feeding you this trash and we really, really appreciate it. You pay us to keep talking and we respect that. So thank you for believing in us. Thank you for not asking too many questions, and thank you for letting us exist. Lauren, who are the people who allowed us to Go on with this nonsense this month. Oh, thanks to John Urban Haglund, Brian and Jackie want Lauren and Richard, Tom and Nicole, Memnon, Jolene, Darren, Lone Star, Nate, Ken, Andrew, and Joanne. And where do they go to become a member so that we can keep living like raccoons in a dumpster. I go to room 77life.com and in the corner, click become a member. Well, Lauren, Bikini Addiction, it's a new year, new you, right? Bikini Addiction makes you better. So it's time for Bikini Addiction's 2026 motivation message. Do better. Oh my God, is that it? That's it. Bikini Addiction will make it better, not emotionally, just visually. Resolutions are good. You're not gonna stick to them anyway. Is this the year you're gonna be a kite flying hobbyist? I love that for you. It's not gonna happen. No one does that. There's no sticking to it. There's no fighting the urge. You add it to cart, bam, you look better. You're a better. Person, not because you're changed, but because people treat hot people better. Science. Joan, a housewife from Rhode Island last year, was hanging by a thread, clinging only to Hope and Costco wine. She bought a bikini Addiction bikini, now mildly intimidating and switched to wine from Trader Joe's. Is she happier? Debatable. Is she hotter? Undeniable. Self-improvement is exhausting. Looking better in Bikini Addiction is easy. Do better by going to bikiniaddiction.com and use our code room 77 at checkout to support us and save 10%.

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Speaker 1: All right, Lauren, we have started once again. Big news. Yes, I know it is our 100th episode. That is so many, and your count on your end, whatever people are reading, they may read some different number like there's more episodes, but I assure you this is actually episode 100, 100 full episodes. If you read something different, like bonus or there's other crap in there. Just we're the boss of you. It's 100. You listen to Richard right now. It took us a long. Time to get here. 7 years. It's, it's a fantasy world, this lifestyle, you know, and the more you're in it, the more your eyes get wide open. I still love seeing the new fresh eyes that come in and talk about the wonderful world, but at this point, we know too much. Usually what people do at this point when they hit 100, not only go into syndication like we will and be sold to networks like BET, which is what I have my eye on first, because I think we can get a good packaging deal out of that. We're very, very popular with the black audience. So what they usually do, retrospectives of how things have grown, how we've grown as people, things that we've learned. So what we're gonna do today is talk to you about, yeah, how we failed, how we've become worse over 100 episodes. In 100 episodes, I'm gonna go back. Back to what episode did I refer to? Episode 22, anal, anal, anal Episode 33, anal, anal, anal, one of the best segments we've ever did. You're gonna hear it in a little bit where I put it in your butt, which was a huge achievement, not only for us but for swingers everywhere. I feel like we taught a lot of people, a lot of people's stuff, right? We did. We delivered the best episode ever to the nation. You're going to hear us talk and promise things like airtight, and we use the words airtight, airtight, airtight. You were supposed to be airtight by this point. Yeah, it was like within months I had the projection of that happening. Oh yeah, yeah. I don't even think we accomplished DP until this year. Is that true? We had tried it and made it an 11 2nd rodeo. That was one try. And then it was. Actually 1 year ago it was in December. So, um, 1 year ago we did 30 seconds of DP. Yes, so, a minute, a minute, 11 full minute. OK, as far as airtight, which we've been promising for what feels like 100 episodes, not even close, not even close. I know I'm really actually let down and I don't know why we couldn't accomplish it. And I've also been telling you to practice, practice, practice, and you know what you haven't been doing? Putting stuff in my butt, putting stuff in your butt, and I know I said in an episode you should always be. Stuff in your butt. You used to ask me what was in my butt. Always. I think today is the day. Today is the day where we forge forward and we start practicing, actually practicing for airtight, because the way I look at it is we do have to be prepared because I think if on this schedule, by the time we get to airtight, you're gonna be in your 70s and it may, it may kill you. So I mean like do whatever. I can't feel anything. So today is dedicated to getting all of your holes filled. Yes, I want to. I really want to do airtight. That's what's so frustrating. I know, but we haven't even practiced yet with inanimate objects. So today is all about the practice. So are you willing to practice? Of course I am. I want to be a better swinger. All right, so this is what we're going to do. We have a bunch of dildos, a bunch of dicks. We have a bag of dicks that you can choose from. We've got plugs to start you out. We have drugs to numb you up and make you unconscious if needed. Um, I have shots for my penis, so I can, we've had a lot of technological advances since 5 years ago. We've come a long way. It's like the internet was invented, anal cavities have changed. I've gotten lasered, right? So many things. So much good stuff is happening. I know, but still not airtight. We have to get that done. But to do it, we have to practice. And today's the day we're going to get you at least artificially airtight. I want to do it. OK. OK, let's go. But first we're going to have to go back together and listen to episode, what was it? Episode 33, which was, I think 200 was it 20 2000. So over 5, 2020. Yes, it was 2020/5 years ago. It was a great segment. We need to hear it to set up for airtight because that was the anal part. We did the DP part. We need to do more now we need to prepare for the airtight part. It can't take 100 episodes to talk about this. We have to get it done. Maybe we can try in February with who? I don't know, but we just have to make time and then we can find people. Put an ad out in Craigslist or something. Ask the person who we did our OnlyFans video with. Oh my God, this cock is so huge. I really don't know where you would put that anywhere. Let's talk about that later. All right, so let's go back really quick and hear a little bit of 22, a little bit of 33, 33. That's what I said, year 2000. No, ain't So what we wanted to accomplish was opening you up, not only as a person, but also anally, just your heart and your heart, your mind and your anus. Yeah, we haven't actually done the anus sex in quite a long time, to say the least, to say the least. It's been a while. Yeah, I haven't even used my butt plugs. That's why I had to wash them because they were so dusty. Yeah, we're gonna dust them off today. Today is the day. And we even broke out the Betamax video camera, and we are gonna record a little bit of this for the Patreon folk over there. First, we're going to talk about a little bit about the anal cavity. Part one sounds boring as fuck, but we're gonna insert the anal probe, the anal plug, if you will, just to get you a little bit open for, uh, segment two, which is fucking your ass. I love it. So then we're, we're gonna on camera. Uh, I don't know yet. I don't know. It depends, you know, the director hasn't decided. We'll see if I look at that bird. Are you fucking kidding me right now? It was really beautiful. It was orange. He just turned into me, but it was really pretty. I don't know if we're doing that on video yet, but we're definitely gonna record something, right, right. And then. Post ass fuck segment three is me crying in a corner. Yes, hopefully. I mean that would make really good TV. OK, so now that you said you have to do it, it's just the last wedding, the last shot is just you in a shower rocking, rocking with water pouring down over you, right? And it cuts to me just eating a sandwich. Yeah, it totally would. But if we're gonna attempt, because we really have to get this project airtight done, we have to get it on board. I mean, not to mention that Doctor Jeff's coming in town, and I'm gonna be anally prepared to do some anal, right? And we need to practice because you have to be ready if that airtight. Tight situation arises or it presents itself. You need to be all holes go, no holds barred, no holes blocked. Oh, I see you're doing a little play on homonym. I don't even know what a homonym is homonym or honoman. Remember when we first met and I broke your homonym? I said, Yeah, sure. I love when you laugh on the microphone. It's really funny. OK, let's get started. First step is we, we chose. That's the first step, the weapon of choice. And then you have a problem, I guess the second step is for you to prepare mentally. I've admitted I have a problem. So yeah, so lube it up. 3 would be to lube it up, I think that's, yeah. All right, let's start the process. Yeah, you're not gonna. All right, well, do you wanna just pause here and then we'll come back so you can get into position? Well, no, I'll just lube it up. Oh, you're gonna, what about, OK, and then you can keep talking. All right, so she's putting the lube directly on. It looks a lot like putting ketchup on a hot dog, spin it and stroke it. Very hot. You don't think that you should lube yourself up a little bit? Yeah, I should. OK, but I don't know if I should do that on camera. Is that really sexy? Like, why don't you put lube on my ass? That's more sexy. I can do that, but we do have, we have to pause, OK. And then I'll come over and get on all fours on the futon, the uncomfortable futon. You put lube on my ass. OK, OK. All right, here we go. Segment two of our three-part series, anal, anal, anal. We are in position. Sort of we're in lubing position. Step 3. This may be the best episode we ever did. This is fantastic. No, does it make your uncomfortable futon feel better? Does it make what uncomfortable futon? How does this feel? Everything feels good. I love when you touch me. Yeah, that's your vagina though. This is your vagina just so we have everything straight. This is your perineum. Well, that's my vagina. That's actually my hole. In my defense, there's clothes on still, so I'm doing this over the clothes, and then here I imagine in this area I'm gonna, you're gonna feel a little bit of pressure. That's your butt hole. No, it's my perineum. All right, well, I, once I take these off, it's gonna be way more obvious. Why are you waiting? I was just trying to, you know, seduce you, I guess. Just hurry up and take it off already. All right. Do you want me to lift up your leg? No, just leave them like that. Yes, OK, now I can clearly see. I can clearly see the vagina here. OK. I would have been an amazing gynecologist. I dared by. I can tell it looks beautiful. Looks amazing. This is your vagina here. These are the outer lips. If I spread this open, I can see the inner lips. Oh, look at those. Nice. Now here's the perineum, which is what we were talking about earlier, right? And then here is the anus. Now can you feel that? That's the big winner. Yeah. Can you feel that? I can. Now I gotta be honest with you, a lot smaller than I thought it was. I'm telling you that's why, that's why I hide the butt plugs. This looks beautiful, honestly, I would do a pay per view. We could probably start a whole channel just on your butt hole. That's how beautiful it is. I still wouldn't bleach it, OK, but it looks beautiful. Thank you. So I have the lube here. OK. All right, I'm just gonna start with all of it. It's the whole bottle. You have to say. Except for the actual anal part you have to put, put your spread my legs. Can you use like more slutty talk? Yes, spread your legs. OK, spread your legs. All right, this is an uncomfortable futon. I know. 0000, look at that. It looks beautiful. What are you? 00, can you feel it? Yeah. All right, it's stripping. It's going all down. Oh, I got some on your calf. That's for later. Just a little reserve. All right, now I'm just gonna press here. Just press. Can you feel that? All right, can you feel the tip of my finger? OK, I'm not going inside just yet, but I'm just gonna tease it a little bit. Just like, hey, I'm here. It's all good. We're all friends. We're just talking. I need some slow music. Just sing to yourself in your head. All right, now that's just the tip of my finger. Can you feel that? Oh, can you talk slutty to me, please? That's so good, baby. Well, I just wanted to make sure you're OK. Every time you laugh, your butt hole clenches up. It's like coughing. Yeah, so every time you, you laugh, it gets tighter. All right, I'm gonna do a little more lube, and then do you want me to do the insertion also? Why not? So, all right, I gotta go grab it. I'll be right back. I can grab it for you. All right, why don't you get it for me? I have it in my hand, OK, and we're gonna start the insertion process. Yeah, but I want you to make it less surgical and more slutty, please. No, no, I don't know what. I don't know what my oxygen levels are. I just want to be slutty and you put it in there. Can you feel it on the brim of your asshole? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I'm going to take that ass. I'm going to take it. Oh fuck yeah. Oh yeah, ease it in a little bit at a time. Maybe stick your thumb in my vagina. Do that. OK. Oh yeah. Oh. Yeah, do you feel it? Yeah, it's good. Now we have to wait 20 minutes. Yeah, I I don't have any more of it. That's, you're at the end. No, it's not. You're lying. I swear it's all the way in. Is it really? I could put the handle inside of you. No, God, no, I didn't. I'm afraid you're gonna laugh and it's gonna shoot out of your ass. And hit me in the face. I'm holding it in every time you laugh. Like, like I'm putting my, my thumb in a dam. You can't show up to work because you broke it. What happened to your face? I got shot in the face by an anal plug. Is it really all the way in? It's all the way in. Well then, you need to tell me I'm a good girl, even though I'm not using that good girl. You are a good girl. This is an amazing. You should get a picture of this. Uh, I'm gonna get our camera person to come and get a picture of this to frame it, and then we're gonna wait 20 minutes, and then we're gonna, we're gonna fuck your ass, OK. Here we are moving further into segment two where Lauren is opened up and ready to go and I mount her. Oh fuck. One moment. Taking it out. Throw it on the floor like it's a, yeah, more lube, never enough lube. Oh, you're so open. Oh my God. Open you up, huh? Say it. I am OK. Take the next word. Come down. That's my thumb. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh. Oh God. Mm mm. Oh God, yes. Uh, uh, go, you can go harder. Yeah. Oh yeah. Um, yeah, oh God, yeah. 00. Oh God, yeah, you are. Oh God. What does it feel like? Is it tight? Yeah. Alright, so, uh, here we are, segment three. This is like postgame. So, uh, I'll just say this as casually as I can. I just fucked your ass. Good. So I would say a success, and as we end segment three of our three-part series, anal, anal, anal, all we need now is 2 more penises, right, for airtight, but we are a little bit closer. Absolutely we are. I mean, we're, I'm definitely DP ready. And you know, that's, you know, I feel like we could get that done in July. And then I don't know, maybe Project Airtight is August airtight. I don't know. Maybe that's a good name for it, by the way, doing a takeover. Project Airtight August. Well, listen, Lauren, thank you so much for stopping by. You're welcome and letting me use your ass. You're welcome. I appreciate it. Yeah, it was good for me too. Wink. Give me that. Do you remember that day? I do. I barely remember it. Isn't that weird? When I was watching it because we watched the video, we didn't just listen to it. I actually thought I was using some sort of post-production camera zoom or something, it's so funny. It was B, right? It was B that was that was filming it. I don't remember a lot of it. Isn't that weird? But that was like. The first anal that we did. What surprised me most is how much you enjoyed it. I really do. It's like that's why when I'm crazy in the moment, I'm like, hey, put it in, put it in my ass, and I'm like, get it out. I mean, even in the video, you're like harder, harder, harder, yeah, because it really feels good once it's happening. Yeah. And then what, you just forgot for five fucking years. Alright, so that's, that's it. We learned a lot of stuff since then. Now we just have to learn to do that everywhere in every hole, OK? We're just gonna have to figure out a little bit of logistics, how we're gonna make it work with inanimate objects. We don't have B anymore. I don't want to film it. Muchacho is too lazy to hold the camera. So we're about to go up there and get prepared. This is going to take a little bit of prep. Yeah, we've expanded our prepping. I've learned some things. Yeah, so we prep now. We clean up real good. We have a blanket now, and we discovered shivers, the THC from hemp gummies, or the technical name anal, anal, anal gummies. We did. They were the, the original anal openers, do you remember? And it's the truth because one of the things that you need most during anal, anal, anal is to just relax. They really help you relax. And while we're actually talking about shivers, we have our winners of the ho ho bag and who were the winners of the ho ho bag. We gifted the ho ho bag to R&L couple. Now, disclosure, the initials of R&L is just purely coincidence. There was no, oh, RNA. Now let's give it to them. That did not happen. Um, just a coincidence. What did they get in their hohoy bag? I forget. 2 bottles of the magic mushrooms and a bottle of male and female shivers. So all of this will be in the show notes. So if you want to get your shivers or your magic mushrooms, which they also have available now, you can take your own and follow along with us on this little journey that we're having right now. Do it with us or you can take more and pause the episode and treat this like a choose your own adventure and just see what happens. I mean, who knows what happens when you take too many. Uh, Shivers opened us up to DP and they also opened our sphincter. So thank you for that. Uh, where did they get them, Lauren, and they'll be in the show notes. Go to shivers.store and remember save 10% with our code R77. Uh, Taboo Toys sent me this thing called the, what's it called, the, uh, the perfect, well, the perfect fitt is the company, this fat boy penis sheet. Now what this does is it makes you have a humongous penis. I mean, you put it on, it's like a It's like the Russian doll for your penis, yeah, yeah, you just put it on over top of your penis and then it like doubles your size. So I will now, and once I put that on, it gives me an average penis. Stop, Richard. But no, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna use that to see if I can, I don't know, make you open you up. I just want to open you up in all the ways. I also just want to see what it feels. It's like to have a really, really giant thick cock, which I'm going to do. I'm going to put it on. You'll hear about it in real time. We'll see. Who knows? The fat boy penis cheese, I'm going to put the info in the show notes below, the link to Taboo toys, our promo code to save 15%, but I'm sure we'll talk more about it after we use it. So we're going to go up there and lay out all the toys. It's like, like we're torturing someone. Oh my God, it still looks like that. And we're going to get everything inside of you, including myself. I can't wait. I really am. Let's go. Let's go right now, so our listener knows, Lauren is in this phase where she's wearing short skirts with no panties and her pussy is just staring at me right now because I'm sitting with my legs. I love this phase so much that it's, I love it. Can you get more short skirts? Can I buy them? Sure. Oh, you're going to look like such a hore to the neighbors. All right, let's get started. Get off your microphone. Put your headphones down. Bye. All right, here we are. We're ready. We have a lot to prove. So we have a lot of toys with us. We have a lot of penises that will take the place of a real human penis until we get to that point, which hopefully will be soon. People have volunteered, but it's through text, and that just doesn't work. It doesn't count. I also have this thing called the fat boy. It looks like a, I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna put it on the sheet, and what that does, it makes me bigger, so it's gonna open you up, OK, I think. I don't know, but it apparently it makes your penis bigger, so I don't understand why I would ever take this off. How do you make me laugh? I'm gonna push my butt plug out. Yeah, you have a butt plug in now because you're opening up. You have to open up, preparing right? What is in my butt, you know, you're not opening up your mouth. Put that in there. Put that in there. Put that. We have to open up everything. But honestly, with this sheath thing, why don't I just cut the tip off and just live with it on, you know, it's just functional. It seems that hooks on like that. It comes on a small stand like a trophy, so you can leave it out for the housekeeper. I don't know if anything would really surprise our housekeeper. All right, we have a lot to accomplish today. We have anal stuff. We have vaginal stuff. We have a lot of stuff that we have to do today. Do I get to pick where you go and where toys go, or are you going to surprise me? I'm going to try to fuck everything. That's, that's my goal. We're going to see what's possible. We have done successful anal sex. We proved that with the video. We have done it before. It hasn't been so successful since then. We're going to prove to everybody that it's possible. Are we going to start with like vaginal sex and then go DP and then go airtight? Or are we going to go Richard in each hole, and then circle back for round two? Because then you have to shower. It's a lot. I think that, uh, or am I just asking too many questions? You're asking a lot of questions just start fucking. Yeah, we should just get to it, really. We'll have to see how this unfolds. I'm probably gonna end like my legs. How about this unfolding? Yeah, like that, like that. That's, we should be recording this. We are recording just audio. Yeah, we are the OnlyFans. If OnlyFans existed in 1920. Well first give me a kiss. OK, so. I think one of the things we should do while I feel your pussy is talk about all the other people that are listening right now. Yeah, what about that? It's hard for me to concentrate on other people. I'd rather concentrate on your fingers. Well, it's hard to rub your pussy and my cock at the same time. It's like your, it's doing your head and your stomach at the same time. Stop making me laugh. I'm pushing my butt out. Keep your hearing it. I'm trying. Now I'm completely naked and you have all of your clothing on and I already feel like that's wrong. I feel like if anybody was watching us to wear anything, they'd be like, that doesn't seem right. I have a bra on and panties. That's all I'm wearing and I'm naked and stroking my cock. I want to take my panties off as part of that part of the thing because I was taking a photo. I also have another question. Um, when do I put my sheath on? At what point do I pull the sheath out? I think you should put it on. Should I put it on now? I think you should. We fuck normally and then that never happens, but go on. I'm listening. We'll do missionary. We'll do some soaking. And then, and then you put the shoes on, and then I'm gonna go, wow, fat boy. OK, no, don't do that. I'm not. But I do want to be able to feel the difference. I don't want you to start with it. No, I just want to compare and contrast. I want to start with a blowjob. It's my cock. It's hard and ruddy and staring back up. Yeah, there you go, baby. Mm. Yeah. Mm Um, I love. Mm. And In the wall. I know some people don't like those gag noises, but I think a lot of people do. All right, so I think now, um, OK, so let's bend you over really quick. I know it sounds clinical, but it's just, why are you laying down? Don't be lazy. Are you, he said bend me over. I guess that does mean I. Mm God, you're so tight. Oh yeah, I'm sticking that card in my pussy. Oh fuck, I'm inside of you. Uh uh. Mm, ah. All right, now I'm gonna play it both holes, OK? OK. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, do you wanna control it? Let's loop it up. Which one? Me? I wasn't going there yet. Oh, OK. I was like. No, I wouldn't do that yet. Do I want to control what part of it? You just sit back. Just listen to my instructions. You're saying to make it clinical. I am the doctor here. Oh, put that cock inside. Oh, fuck. Oh God. Yeah, check that. All right. Act like we're doing BDSM. I'm gonna throw in some. Like I'm smacking you. I can't laugh and have sex with this. Yeah Oh God, OK, I know it's deep. I know it's deep. I know fucking that pussy is deep. Oh fuck yeah. All right, now I'm gonna put this, this one. I'm gonna lobe this one up next to your asshole, OK, so you have cock for your mouth. You have cock for your asshole. Doesn't mean it's gonna happen. We're just practicing. We're just getting a feel for things, yeah, you're, see how you're controlling that. You're the captain now. Stop laughing. Stop making me laugh. Stop laughing. Come on, keep riding my car. I'm gonna push everybody out. OK, OK, yeah. Mm, no, that's my thumb. Oh, I thought I had it in. It's all right. Do you think my ass is ready? Um, not quite yet. It feels really nice though. Just back into it. You have to do it, yeah, OK. Oh fuck, are you in? Is he in? Oh, that cock's in your ass. Now you're gonna back up into me. OK. Oh fuck. Oh, they're both inside of you. Oh, you control it. Oh God. No, I don't want to ruin the mood, but did you not bring a cock for your mouth, you stupid fucking whore? Is it really over there on the fucking bureau? It fell away over there. Oh, you fucking asshole. Well, wait, it escalated rather quickly, so. what if we let me just enjoy DP fucker. Oh, just fuck my pussy. Oh, I want you to control it. I am. Oh, you're getting so fucked right now. Oh God, it's so much inside me. Yeah. 00, fuck, yeah. Oh God. Oh wow, your ass is getting fucked. Your pussy's getting fucked. You can do this. Am I pushing you out? No. Oh, it feels good. I like you have your hand on my hip like that. Feels good. Yeah. He's sort of guiding me and riding. Oh yeah. What feels better, the pussy, me working the pussy or the ass? The ass, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that. 000, ain't that fucking your ass, huh. Oh fuck. Oh, you're gonna play with your clip? Mhm. 00 God, yeah. Oh my God. Oh, I wish I really did have another cock here to suck on. 00, it's so fucking good. Uh, it's a successful DP so far. Fuck yeah, God, yeah, I'm such a good little whore. 00 fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, fuck that ass, baby. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh fuck yeah. Oh. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh. Mm, oh yeah. Oh fuck. I change positions. Uh, I have to go get you a cock for your mouth so we can make it official. OK, can I pause? Yeah. All right, I'm lobing up this, this dildo. Now this dildo looks huge. It's huge. That's why. Well, it's not huge, but it's, it's next to me and it's not making me super happy. OK, you ready? Yeah, I still have the other one in my ass. So you're gonna stick that one in my pussy. Oh fuck, you control it. Go, you got it. Oh, they're both in. Wow. Now then I'm gonna come around and put my cock in your mouth. I am the best whore ever, but you have to hold them and then I'm gonna come around. I didn't wanna have to work this hard coming. Mm, there it is. There it is. You got 3 in you. Oh fuck. Mm, OK, I just pushed one out. You did, yeah, well, you did good. Oh God. Oh, how many seconds was I drooling? It was enough. Oh, I airtighted it. You sort of airtighted it. Now we just have to do one in the real world. Real, get a, get a mug. So my good little whore, I was such a good girl. How did it feel? How did it feel actually? Did it feel amazing? Did it feel like it was OK? No, it really felt like it would be something I would choose to be like, I want anal tonight. Was it erotic? Like was it like, did it, was it overwhelming? Was it like, was it, was the sensation like the sensation is different from having both in you. Oh, that was. Half of it being dirty and knowing I was completely filled up. The other is just having the anal sensation is completely different from vaginal and to have both going at the same time was almost sensory overload. It was really amazing. That's why I grabbed the magic wand for my clicks. I was like, I want to feel all the things all at once and just wait for my head to explode. I can't even imagine the visual of it of having two other guys there. I think I would come immediately. The problem was, we, we did successfully do it. It was hard to position everything because you were literally holding two inside of you at the same time and trying to suck cock and you're really good at sucking cock. So, and I like to use a hand while I suck cock and I couldn't do that. You're sort of in the position of the Heisman Trophy. In a way, you're kind of holding on to the dildos behind you, but at the same time, your front arm was holding on to the cock like the football. I don't know if you know what the Heisman Trophy looks like. So yeah, it was, uh, it was, it was really, really fun. I'm glad you didn't get hurt. I'm glad you didn't feel pain. Yeah, I didn't feel pain at all. I don't know. I really, I think the sensation is just different enough to where I would crave it, but it'd be like, I would prefer this tonight. I want this. OK. And if there's another. A guy there, are you comfortable doing it with another guy, um, having him do anal, either or, um, I think I'm not comfortable enough with the sizing. Yeah, it would depend, I guess what his cock looks like that dildo is on the smaller size. Yeah. So I mean, but the dildo was smaller than you and it was in my pussy and that was still the dildo wasn't smaller than me. Yeah, it was the dick dildo. Oh, which one did you have? My pussy, I don't know which one you had. The brownish dildo, the one that has balls. Oh, OK, yeah, no, that's the one I was looking at, and I'm like, why do they make these just to make me feel worse. I mean, and it's not even like a, hey, this is a jumbo cock. I'm sure they sell it as average cock dildo. Yeah, whatever. It doesn't matter. Another guy's there. Would you feel comfortable doing it with another guy? Yeah, I would. Again, I don't know how good I would be like you and I. To really do anal for a long time and I don't know how good I would be. I think you should try to control it more. Like you should really try to work it and be more in control. That's my note. If I had some notes, that's the only note I would give you is like really try to, I, I'll tell you this coming from a pegging standpoint. And when you feel that you have control over it, you relax a little bit as opposed to just like taking it and feeling like what's coming, you're doing it to yourself. Yourself, your mind relaxes immediately. Once it's in that state of relaxation, anything after that is just normal. I don't know if that makes sense. Yeah, like for me, I was already relaxed and it was, I was into the sensation and it was not painful or anything at all. It really just felt like fucking. But that's why I liked your hand on my hip because it felt like it was a direct connection to where if I needed to adjust. And you would feel it instead of you just being behind me or a hand on my shoulder or something. It felt more direct. But yeah, I guess I could control it more. It's just I was holding too many things. No, no, no, I get it. Did I feel different? Does it feel different to you as a guy? What does it feel like? Well, everything's tight. Yeah, everything's tighter. Yeah. Can you go deeper than you can when you fuck me vaginally? Deeper? Yeah. How were you? Emotionally? Yes. Yeah No, like, because sometimes when I'm like, oh, when it's doggy, it was like, I closed my eyes and I had a, we're talking about, see, this is, this is because we're out of practice. Are you talking about deeper anally or deeper vaginally? Can you go deeper anally than you can on me vaginally doggy style, because we did it doggy. That's for the listener because sometimes doggy, but yeah, laying on your side is probably the best. I think doggy is, is the toughest. Well, I did it like a champion then because I felt like I was taking it really good. 5 years ago. And then I don't know what happened since then. Just not a lot of practice. Yeah, practice. What do you prefer? You said it's tighter. What else would you say from a guy's point of view? Is it just, it just feels hoary? Yeah, for me, pussy rule, it always feels great. It's, it's like your best friend. It's always there. It's. It's always there. You, you know it, you love it. And there's not a lot of guessing that has to happen before or after you see it. It's just, you know what you're getting. It's the erotic part. It's the dirty part of it. So it's not something like I prefer one or the other, right? It's not like, oh, I have to have your ass because it's tighter. It's like, it's just a feeling of like, let me degrade you and fuck your ass. OK, that's what I found really hot about it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, so that's, that's the being a dirty whore. I know, and I love that too. I love you being a dirty whore, so that works for us in a relationship. Imagine if that wasn't shared complicated. Um, so that's, that's my, that's what turns me on too. And then you bring an additional cock to violate you. And then, and then eventually we bring in 1/4 who's just coming on you randomly, you know what I mean? Yeah, and just like he's a really good dirty talker and all he does is just come. Yeah, just keep adding and adding. It's like the Rocky franchise, just keep adding. Just keep adding sequels and then after that, um, we kept on fucking. We fucked, we did moreno, we did some pegging, we did lots of stuff after that. It was a whole afternoon but what we also did was try on the the taboo toys sheath and I fucked you with that thing. So that is this, that's this is what happened with that item. It's time for the sheath. Now I'm going to put it on. It's like a big scarf. So you're already hard. I am already hard. You put lube inside of it. I put lube on me, on you, and then was I not supposed to? No, I think that's, and then you put that over your balls. Oh, that's how it stays on. Oh, that makes not just on the trophy case. Oh, that's. Where to hold on to your balls makes more sense. OK, so pulling balls through. Roger that. Oh man, you're gonna feel this. Now, is that the size that you would say this is what you show me on Twitter that you say I would, yeah, I'm not gonna I would walk around with this. Yeah, I'm not going to take this off, to be honest. All right, let's see what this feels like. How does it feel to hold in your hand? Like this is the way life was supposed to be. It just feels right, you know what I mean? It's like, it's like Jacques Cousteau the first time he stepped on a ship. You wanted to feel it. Oh, you wanted to feel it in you, and I don't know if I can get it in. It's in. Oh no, it's not. Yes it is. Oh no, it's not. It's in. No, I'm looking, not really. Oh. Oh fuck. Look at that big thing inside of you. Oh yeah. 00, jeez. Is it hot? Does it look hot? It looks hot to me. Oh Oh yeah Oh, how's that that cocktail? Oh, it feels fucking good. Oh. Oh, pussy. Yeah, that's the way. It looks pretty open. Yeah, it looks hot. You know, I love watching. Watching your car. Oh fuck yeah. This is like if I was a transformer. Oh my God, you just pulled out. It's so, oh my God, you're wide open. I know. Let's put it in your ass. Oh my God, Richard. She's my ass. All right, now I'm gonna put mine in and watch. You're gonna be like, put it in. I'm gonna be like, I am. Stop it. Ah, can you feel me? Barely, right? Stop it. I just feel you the same. Oh fuck. Um, yeah, he's easy, easy. All right, now what did that feel like? I'm going to tell you from my perspective. As soon as I put it on and I wrapped my hand around it, I was like, Motherfucker, this is the perfect cock. This is the perfect cock right here. These are the thoughts that go through my stupid head, my stupid, stupid brain. Oh my God, this feels absolutely perfect. And then I think they make an object for this. And then my brain goes, some guys are. Already just like this, just born like this. Fuck them. And then I start having an argument in my head with God, just why I am the way I am. That is a lot when you're supposed to just be enjoying it. Welcome to my brain. It sucks being in here. What did it feel like when that gigantic girthy sheath was put inside of you? The pressure still always feels the same. I know you think like a bigger cock is going to feel. tighter and bigger or something. I don't know how it looks better. It looks different, but, and that I did enjoy. I did enjoy watching. Yeah, that's half of the excitement for me. That's why I want one so bad too is just to just to watch it, watch it spread a human being open, like Moses. Wait, no, I don't know if he did. No, that was something else. He spread stuff, but it wasn't a human being. Yeah, I did enjoy watching. You fuck me with it on. I have ribs. I've never heard you say that about me. Yeah, it did feel different. I don't know. For me, I think anything artificial, my vagina's like, I need lube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But other than that, I enjoyed it. Yeah, it didn't feel bad. It wasn't like it didn't have any sensation, but of course, it had less sensation because it's like putting on a three-ply condom. What do you have? Oh, I have herpes 1000. He's your condom. That's what it's like. But you can feel, so you have to be into the erotic part of it to to stay hard, obviously, but and make it about me like I'm gonna fuck you with this to make you come and then I'll come. The mind fuck about it is, is when you, when I came out of you, how spread open you were. That was a mind fuck. And I looked at your face, you're like, Whoa. It was just, it was like you gave birth. Stop it. So what the fuck? I know, but then you took it off and you fucked me right after and it was my pussy was like the same. Was it though? I mean, I don't know. I mean, for me it was, you tell me how tight did I feel? Did I feel less tight? No, no, no, you felt the same. Well, then I'm telling you it's the same too. It's just like it, it looks different. And it did have a little bit of extra length on it, which I don't even know why Taboo toys and I had a whole chat about it. I was like, Richard's going to not want to take this off. And we had a whole chat. She was right. She was very right. I thought about putting it on today. And just walking around with it in your pants. What happens if this is in my pants? Because what if you wear that in your pants? That is what I'm saying. Because if people feel that, I, I wear that, and then if people feel it, they're like flirting, yeah, that's my cock. And then if they have try to have sex with me, I'm, I just, I only do them doggy so they can't see. Yeah, and then I pull out a dildo. I never get to have sex. So if people want to wear this in their pants when they're dancing to fool women like I do, where do they go to get it? If you don't want to scroll down in the show notes, you can go straight to tabootoys.com. We are right there on the homepage. Click on the room 77 hotlist and it'll take you right to the toy. Don't forget to use the code room 77 when you check out to save 15%. That was awesome. So now we go back to where we were in In 2020, we got to find guys, guys that are the right size and, and, and the right temperament. It's like we're going to a kennel. Yeah, well, we'll need some in a couple's situation where the woman is like, OK, you can take him, you can borrow him. Yeah, here's here's what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put 5 rooms aside at the next event. I'm gonna have 5 single guys at the next event. They're not guests, they're our guests. No, they're not guest guests, they're gonna be our guests and they're gonna be there for us, just for just for us. So if you're interested in October's event, not February cause that one's sold out already, and you're a single guy, you wanna fill out an application that we haven't written yet, um. Think about it. It's an opportunity, and I'm sure you're not the only woman there that would want it. Yeah, that's true. It's an experience. Have the experience. Everybody heard of Five Guys. They don't do just burgers. The 5 Guys experience. That is so good. It just means we have tonight. I'm excited. I actually would like it again. You would do it again. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I, I really liked it. In my head, you were fucking me with your whole cock and like doing it like a porn star and like it was going all the way in and it was, I was afraid to like ruin me. No, in my brain, it felt like you were. So whatever you did last time, let's do that again. Don't ruin me just yet. But in my mind, you're ruining me. So let's get ruined. It was a win, 100 episodes. That's it. I think we're done now. That's all we can only get better. That's probably not true. I want to thank you, Lauren, for being here for all 100. You are an absolute pleasure. I wouldn't do this with anybody else. Oh, I was just gonna put in my resignation. Oh, I was just gonna say nice stuff. No, I really have enjoyed this. This isn't, uh, this, this podcast wouldn't work without you. So thank you so much for being who you are as a person because I know a lot of it wouldn't be possible for a lot of different reasons, but it definitely wouldn't be possible if you just. Weren't just you. Oh, I love you so much. Love you too, baby. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to go leave a positive review. For more information, go to room 77life.com. Thanks for stopping by room 77. We had a blast. Now get your clothes and get out.