Ep. 41: How To Use A Big Penis

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What's happening and then to follow up years later they did a little sequel to that called What's Happening now. Are you serious? Yeah, Shirley Hempfield was in that. I love that you know all this random.

Yeah, it's very, very, uh, it's not what this podcast is about. It's not about television. I am here to tell you, I gotta tell everybody, including you, that we gotta do everything a little bit differently now. Things are gonna change around here, OK?

Yeah, we got a lot of things that are going on. This particular podcast may seem a little bit shorter, and that's because it is. So yeah, now here's why, uh, we have a lot of stuff that is happening, a lot of stuff. We have a very, very, very, very busy schedule.

So I don't know if we're gonna have time to constantly record throughout the month like we usually do and then cut that thing together and put it in a nice pretty package for everybody to listen to at the end of a hard day's work, which is, I imagine, what they do, right? Yeah, they do like wine and they do a whole setup. Yeah, there's like listening parties, the whole. Thing, right, we're gonna try to put these out in little bits, little pieces.

So instead of one coming out in the month, we're gonna try to do 2 or 3 throughout the month to try to keep you from going into withdrawal. We have a lot of stuff going on. Number 1, we have to go to do a Valentine's Day thing in Texas, which turned out, I didn't think anybody was gonna show up, and it turns out everyone who lives in Texas is coming to this thing. bored.

So yeah, I guess they're just really, really bored. So the, the Valentine's thing in Dallas, uh, that happens. And then after that we're supposed to go to Antigua and do the check to check the hotel, which is basically us walking to the hotel and looking around and going, yeah, it looks good. Let's go lay out.

Let's have a party. Let's have a party. Let's, let's drink for the rest of the time we're here. Uh, so then that happens.

Then we come back here and, uh, we have the villa party. You have Richard's birthday bash at the villa with a bunch of people, and that takes a lot of work. And then after that we've decided because we're not busy enough, we've decided let's move. Let's.

On top of it. Let's move our entire life, which we can get into later. So that's, that's all happening. So we have to do everything in, in little bits.

That's, that's a smart move, as opposed to, uh, coming out in April and being like, sorry everyone, we're back. We, we just, we ran out of time. So that's, that's a little explanation as to what's gonna happen here. But today we wanted to talk about a experience.

Would you call it an experience? a night on the town. Alright, well, I'm just gonna call it what it is. It's a story about a man with a giant penis.

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Go and give us money or don't, and Richard will quit and just stay in bed. You can listen to reruns. Back to our regularly scheduled program. I mean, have no mistake about it, I knew this night was gonna end in some sort of debauchery.

Our friends that were here before who had COVID, they couldn't come over and play. They came back without COVID this time. She's way better, and they brought friends, so they were like, Hey, do you guys all wanna go and have, uh, some dinner? We have a hotel room and we'd love for you to come up and uh hang out with us for a little bit.

I said we would absolutely love that. Uh, we were halfway through dinner and I was sort of looking around the table and everybody was, these are, these are some fine looking folks, and we had been hearing about the one couple that they were with. They're kind of a little bit wild, right? And we're like, alright, bring it.

Let's see what happens. But still wasn't really any confirmation because we're sort of always with this couple, like, uh, we can either hang out and just talk or we can fuck, whatever it winds up. Either way, either way is good for us. But the one thing that we were hearing about this particular guy was he had the most gigantic penis ever seen to man.

So when I hear that, my reaction is always, go on. Right, because I, I immediately know, I immediately know, like your, your brain is like, mhm. Now we have another, I don't remember which episode it was that we recorded. There's an episode in there somewhere where we met a guy with a penis that looked like a third leg, and I was like, I don't care.

You have to have sex with this thing because I have to watch, and that's just the end of that. So today. Not to beat a dead penis more than it has to be beat already. Uh, this is it.

This is the final, the final conversation that we're gonna have about penis size because it is something that is obsessive and it is talked about all the time. And I say this is gonna be the last time, but I promise you, it will not be the last time. But I'm gonna say that anyway. So, now the whole night is revolving around me.

Eating dinner and then B thinking how big could it be? Because that's how you think as a guy, you're like, well, how big is big? We're sitting there and then halfway through dinner where things were sort of lagging on a little bit. Everybody was having a wonderful time, but I leaned into our friend and she was talking about something.

I don't know, hotels or houses or work or something, and I just did a complete non sequitur. I said, right, does this night end in an orgy or not? And she said, I, it's whatever, you know, there's no pressure, whatever. I'm like, no, no, no, no, I wanna get naked.

I just wanna know where the night is going because I need to shift my energy just a little bit. So they say, yeah, let's, uh, let's go back to the hotel and, and play. We all go to our respective rooms and start to to get ready. Yeah, we shower and everything, clean up a little bit.

I slip into something a little more comfortable. I want to walk over to the room in a negligee, you know what I mean, just to set the mood a little bit. I have, I think we were actually taking too long because there was a knock on the door. It was big penis guy, and he was like, Hey, let's go.

We're on the clock here. One of the things that, that I was like, Oh God, I haven't brushed my teeth yet. But before we go in there, sixomes are not the easiest things in the world, yeah, to navigate, right? So I was trying to do some reconnaissance for you, right?

There's a lot going on. I had already made a decision in my head because I don't want the nerves to, to pop up, right? Do you get nervous during things like this? I always get nervous until the first touch or the first kiss or the first whatever, and then you're fine.

But, but the, the, the leading up to it, you get, you get a little bit nervous and you combat those nerves with a healthy mind. I would say appropriately. I have to mind fuck myself. Oh, I don't have to do that.

I have to do things that are like, Richard, you're just gonna sit there and you're gonna be calm. Now shut up. Shut up. I sound like an insane person in my head.

Calm down. Just calm the fuck down. So I come to a decision in my head. There's a lot of pretty people here, they're, they're professionals.

I, I'm sure they all have their pro card, whatever it is. Whatever you get in the swinger world, OK, you're gonna be fine. You've been with these other people many, many times. You've performed, you've been good.

Yes, these other people are new, but again, how big could it be? So, uh, so I'm in there and I'm thinking, this is what I'm gonna do. You're gonna be like a free agent tonight. You're gonna be all over the room.

You're gonna bounce all around. You're just gonna be like, you know what a puppy's playing, and he's like, I'm here to play. I'm just gonna roll on my back and I'm gonna show you. My belly and then you can just do whatever you guys want with me.

OK. Here's my belly. I give up, now play with me. That was my plan.

My plan was to go in there like a puppy that's gonna lay on his back, show you his belly. Not only a good strategy, uh, fucking adorable. Everyone loves your belly, right? Yeah, just give me belly rubs.

Don't do that. So I'm gonna go, I'm just gonna be passive. I'm gonna play passive. I'm a swing player on the swing team.

I'm a swing player, you know what I mean? I'm the guy you tap in, so not a lot of pressure. That's how he's easing the pressure. That's a good plan actually.

It was a great plan until you came in and ruined my night, so you. So you walk in the door and you're like, hey, you ready? Yeah, mhm, yeah. Oh, by the way, I just have to let you know that as far as the other gal that you've never played with before, one of the things that she likes is a lot of attention specifically on her at all times, taking care of every one of her needs, and I'm like, wait, wait.

This isn't puppy on his back. Uh, I had a whole puppy on his back thing going. Now, you're screwing me two minutes before we walk out the door. Yeah, so I'm like, oh no, change tactics, change tactics.

So I have to start remembering, OK, kind of linga, a lot of oral. I'm gonna do a lot of oral. I'm gonna do some boob stuff. I'm gonna kiss.

I'm gonna lick. You know what I'm gonna do? I've shifted. In fact, I've just made a decision.

No one's getting attention except for that lady. I'm only gonna. Focus on her, and that's what I'm gonna do. But that was a little bit panicky because I've never been with her before, right?

And then I brush my teeth, he comes over and I was like, all right, well, we gotta go. Now, one would think that you would only throw a monkey wrench in my plans only once, but no, no, no, no, that's not how my wife works. My wife loves to wait till literally the last second to literally change everything. This happens when you're driving someplace.

It happens when you're ordering something, it doesn't really matter. I think we're, I don't know, 34 hours in, people have taken you to a hotel, you're looking sexy as ever, you're flirting all night. I want everybody to picture this as Lauren is sort of fixing her hair in the mirror, says to me casually, oh, by the way. I can't play tonight or have sex or anything.

I'm sorry, what? I didn't say I can't do anything. Yeah, well, I just, I can't have sex. I can't have sex.

What, what, what are you talking about? Well, I, I've been on an antibiotic, so my, my vagina is, is still hurting me. So, uh, just tell everybody I can't have sex. I'm like, wait, hold up.

Listen, you do not go through 5 hours of flirting and then walk into a room that you're supposed to report to naked and ready for sex and walk in and tell everybody, hey, everybody, guess what? I forgot to tell you, I can't have sex. I feel like it's only one hole out of. Out of commission, so I didn't really think about it.

And I look at you, and this doesn't even bring the I need to see you have, have sex with a big penis thing into it. I, I, I looked at you and I say, oh no, no, no, no, you're fucking having sex tonight. You know, I'm like, oh, I am. You are having sex tonight.

I get as much lube as you need. You cannot back out right now. This is ridiculous, and it's gonna ruin half of my fantasy. So you're like, all right, fine.

So I was like, I will go over there and make sure that they know that you are having, by the way, no one gave a shit anyway. Yeah, but the women know what it is. So that was enough. Like they get it, right?

We don't care. And then all the guys are like, Oh, is it just about lube? No worries. Yeah, no problem.

I got tons of that. Good to go. Brought a vat with me. We go into the room.

Now, this is one of the things that you, you had talked about before that I love about people like this because they do have their pro card. So when you walk in there, it feels akin to a locker room. Everybody's just sort of taking off their clothes, like we're all getting ready to go. Sauna or something, I don't know.

She's like checking. She's by the thermosize everyone, OK, with the temperature, warmer, cooler fans, water. Let's get some music going in here and I, like anyone else in this situation, am fixated on one thing. Come on, dude, take off those pants.

Because I gotta see this cock, right? So, I'm sitting there and I'm getting undressed as I would in a normal locker room, sneaking peeks at other people's penises. So I'm taking off my pants and I'm waiting for him to take off his clothes to see what he's hiding. He takes off his pants.

Holy Mother of God. So this is like, you know that scene in the movie where, you know, you meet the Transformer, right? And he's a car, and then the Transformer turns into like Optimus Prime, and it's just that shot of the guy looking up at Optimus Prime, like, That was that moment. I'm like, is that, do they make them that big?

That's fucking stupid and that's not even hard yet. But I'm like, I don't have time for this. So I'm looking at the giant penis and I'm like, all right, focus, Richard, you have to get on, on the woman. So I immediately go over to the women.

I, I, I, I don't know where you went. You went off somewhere, but I was sort of crouching. Tiger hidden dragon into her vagina. I looked down at her and she's facing me.

She still has her underwear on, so I sort of kiss all around her. I'm teasing her vagina. I'm just sort of going, I'm giving her a lot of attention, but I'm not giving her all of the attention. I'm just trying to tease as much as I can.

And then I slowly slip off her panties, right? Now the one thing that I noticed, right? I knew as soon as I saw it, I was like, oh, Laura's gonna say something about this. I'm like, that is the pinkest pussy I have ever seen in my life, and Laura is gonna ask me, do you think she gets bleached?

Like I, I heard you asking me in my head as I was looking at her pink pussy, and she had a pink asshole, pink pussy, pink everything, right? We never asked her, do you bleach your vagina, because it is a beautiful looking vagina, right? Anyway, that was very wonderful because I just went down on her forever and I just did stuff with my fingers and again, don't really know what I'm doing, just sort of sticking to if she's moving around and. And she seems like she's feeling good that I'm just gonna keep doing it.

I stayed down there for, I don't know, a good 10 minutes, I think. I don't know. I was totally blind to what was going on in the room, but I think that other people were like blowing. No, I was laying on my stomach.

Yeah, I was on my stomach because I was trying to give opposite of puppy on his back and be like, I am not available for you people right now. I'm going to try to get. Give this woman attention because that's what she, she misses and that's what she wanted. So penis down, tongue inside.

So I just went to town on her vagina, right? I, I, when I came up on her body, she's a very, very pretty lady, but when you come up on her, both of her nipples are pierced. She has piercings, right? I don't know this for sure, but this is where when you're a professional like me, instincts just kick in.

So I look at her titties, right? And I'm like, she's got two big nipple piercings in there, right? And something inside of my very trained, very acute swinger brain said, slap those titties. Slap those titties, Richard, slap them.

So I did, I slapped a titty. And When you slap a titty, that's dangerous, right? Because you first you slap the titty, and then there's the, the, the reaction afterwards. It's either gonna be like, oh, or what the fuck are you slapping my titties for?

There's those two seconds where you're just waiting with your eyes, your eyebrows up, yeah, so I slap the titty, right, and they're gonna go, oh, I thought, oh, sorry. I was just gonna slap these titties like a kitten playing with a toy. Da da da and I thought I was just having too much fun slapping these titties, but now I'm thinking I gave him the catnip. Let's calm this guy down.

I walked away from that thinking this is my new thing. Like I'm gonna slap titties now. I did, but listen, that was me listening to my inner voice. Now we can't be sure that she didn't go home that night and go, Did you see him slapping my titties?

Yeah, like they're laying in bed and she's like, I just don't know who would do that. And then just because I have nipple rings, what does that mean? And then he kept doing it and I didn't know how to tell him to stop. I guess I shouldn't have made the O the first time.

Yeah, so it is possible that that happened later. I don't know, but I took it as a positive thing. I slapped him for the rest of the night. I did.

Now, so I, I'm, I, I get up. She seems like she's pretty satisfied. I'm pretty sure I made her come 89 times. And so I get up, right, and he now is behind you.

The other couple that were, were, were sort of know well are off into the distance, right? They're giving us some room, I think, to get better acquainted with the other kids. So I, I sit. Up on my knee right now I see that he is behind you.

You're sort of in doggy position, right? And he's taking his cock and he's rubbing it up against you, right? And I see this visual and I'm like, oh my God, it is hard now. It is in all its glory.

And it looks like the Alaskan pipeline. It is fucking humongous. So, uh, now I, I have the thought in my head that's gonna hurt. Yes, of course I did.

Who wouldn't? Well, I don't know because I know that that's like a thing. So it's like I did those shapes when you were a kid and I know that is not gonna fit into that. I wasn't great at the game, but I knew how it worked.

But so there's a moment where I go, that's gonna hurt, and I already know that she's kind of sore, but that's really hot. So I look at him and as a caring husband would say to this man, you need to fuck her right now. Uh, we get that started pretty much immediately. He just starts sort of pounding you.

There was no pounding at the, well, not at the beginning. No, you can't. It's impossible. It was impossible.

No, you gotta, you gotta do stuff. You gotta get it in there, yeah, right. That was like half of, I mean, who knows how that happened. I was face down, thank God, grabbing the sheets and yeah.

See your face. I look at your face because I'm trying to keep a really close eye on you. I'm getting you as much lube as I can, but I'm not stopping. That would, that would be ridiculous, right?

Right? No, I'm not being, I'm not being a quitter. I start to assist in the entry of the cock inside of the vagina, uh, which, which is fun because I had the lube and I'm like, oh, let's make this happen. It's like we're playing doctor in a way.

Uh, let's make this happen, scalpel, penis. So, getting the lube in there, we're just getting everything really, really set. I, he puts it in you, right? And I see it, I see your face.

Now, what she did with when I slapped her titties, and she was like, oh, yours was the exact opposite of that. Yours was like, oh God. And I could see your face like, oh fuck, this is gonna hurt. This is gonna hurt.

I don't know what to tell you, honey, it looks really hot. So what does it look like? What is it that about visually that turns you on? I don't know.

I have no idea. And I realized that night that men are way more obsessed with it than women are. They really, really are. I mean, there are some women that are obsessed with it, but again, I, I'm sort of.

Repeating a lot of the same stuff I had said before in the last podcast. I don't know. I don't understand the connection, right, because I have never ever have been going down on a woman or have been finger banging a woman, and never had I said I wish my fingers were bigger. I wish my tongue was thicker.

I've never said that, right? So it doesn't really make a lot of sense, sense to us. But when you, I mean, to me, I don't know what it is. I, I think it's something in our DNA.

I, I, that's me. I think there's something wired in us. I, I don't know what it is. In that room.

Now, the other fella and the other lady, uh, they start having sex, and they're across the room, and they're having sex, but we only gave them a, a chair, a little rolly chair to have sex on, because that's all the furniture that was left in the room. So they're fucking on one side of the room, and they're slowly rolling over from the motion of the fucking, like they're on some sort of fuck walker. And they're fucking and, and rolling over just a little bit. I almost busted out loud.

I know you both started laughing. I'm like, hey, keep the mood, keep the mood. Come on, stop it. It is very funny, but, uh, let's focus.

I think I was just looking for some sort of pain relief moment. So again, and I've done this with the, with the other cock. I can't get close enough to when you are being pounded by a gigantic penis. So I have to crawl underneath you.

Like I'm looking under a car, like, all right, let me just, now this one was really hot. Right, because everybody was going down on me. I was going down on you, and he's just pounding away at you. I, I, I, I want to see this again.

I'm sorry for your vagina. I really am. I in the middle of this thing, because the other guy is also well hung, right? I started to get insecure about my own penis in the middle of this thing, like in the middle, I was like looking at the visual of both of their penises.

I started to, to get insecure. You know who wasn't insecure? Him, the guy with the giant penis. He was not insecure at all.

What does it feel like to you? I think I've said this before too. It's like once going in is just a whole different ballgame. It's like having a, I don't know, I've never had a child, but that's what I feel like it would feel like.

Like, uh, yeah, if something is not supposed to fit that size. However, my mind does go into this weird place of like, I'm enjoying the. Pain. And so that's that fine line again of pain and pleasure.

And I immediately just go into this place because he starts dirty talking me. And I'm like, thank God, he obviously knows how to use this giant cock and starts telling me that I'm going to be a good girl. And I'm going to take this entire cock and I just melt. You got so wet.

I am. I'm going to be such a good girl for you. And we're talking about slapping and doing all the different things. So then he starts taking it up a level.

I flip over. We're connecting like in the, in the moment. So he's really starts driving it and then he looks at me. He just slaps me.

He just slapped you in the face. Which holy, but after the fact it makes me laugh. In the moment I'm like, I think I started drooling. I, I mean, I'm kind of drooling now, what is it, was it, is that like a slap the titty moment when he slapped you?

Was there a moment where you're like, no, immediately, immediately the slap came and it was just boom, it set me down like, like if you were in a meditation land and you're like, I need to go one level. Deeper. Like that's what it did to me. It was like the dirty talking took me one level deeper.

The face slap one level deeper. It was like I was so a puppy on my back for him. Like whatever you wanted to do, just make it happen. Yeah, so I looked over.

I was on one side. I was with both the women. I looked over and you were just getting, I mean, you just ruined. There's everything.

I was sure you're gonna be broken in half. And I was with, and then I started fucking the other gal, and then I, I, I sort of hit her the wrong way because my, my penis tends to be long sometimes. I was like, oh, at least I hurt someone, so that's good. I was having a lot of fun watching that and watching you get ruined, and then you needed a break because you're like, I just, I just sort of need a break.

Like, and then I started fucking you. That's your break basically is you get, you get, you get my penis. That's your break, yeah. It's just one of the things that men really worry about the most, I would say is like, what do you do?

After that guy is inside me, can you feel a difference? Yes, of course. But the other guy who is also big kept saying that same thing. He's like, Well, you probably can't even feel me now.

And I'm like, What are you? Why are you guys like, get out of your head and into the bed with me? Like we're doing stuff. Why is it so focused?

You could focus on so many things. Right now, like, even though your penis is inside me right now, there's so many other places that we're touching and we're connecting and we're listening to you guys were behind us, so we were listening to you. I get so confused. Like, why are you guys so focused on your part?

I get it and my vagina hole. We are obsessed with it. We are going to keep asking, can you feel it? Can you feel it or not?

Can you feel it or not? Because that's what we're worried about. All we wanna know is the truth. Like, yeah, we can't feel you.

We can feel you after he enters you. Or no, we can't. We, so good luck. That's what we wanna know.

I mean, yeah, I mean, we're, we are obsessed with it. That's what we wanna know. So what is the answer? can feel the woman, then the answer is yes.

That's a smart answer. What if all the women were like, Can you feel my vagina, or is it because my, I had a baby, it's too big? I mean, there are women who have that fear. There are, there are women who bring that up when they know that you haven't had children, they somehow think that your vagina is gonna feel different than everybody else's vagina because you've never had kids.

Before, so there is that all you have to do is just shove your fingers in another woman's vagina and you'll know it's a no, no, no, it's a mental thing. It's a mental thing. It's just, it just exists, right? They feel like their vaginas are ruined.

They're just stretched out beyond belief, and that's how they carry watermelons. It's they've they've done damage to it. This ends with a, a kind of first for, for me. It was a first in this position.

So I take the gal, still slapping her titties, uh, you know, she likes to be, she likes to be talked to really dirty and really aggressively, which I started to really get into it. She climbs up on top of me, which I'm usually scared about, but I was like, all right, I gotta control this because I don't wanna break my dick. She climbs on top of me and she, we start fucking. I mean, she is soaking wet.

I mean, she's dripping down my leg wet, and then I feel she gets. Pressed down on me. I sort of look up over her head because I'm sort of pulling her hair a little bit and I'm just, she's riding me on top and big cock guy comes and puts his cock inside of her and we start to DP her and holy shit. I mean, I was just, it was just fucking amazing.

I could have just fucked there for, first of all, I was looking at her like, how are you taking both of these cocks inside of your vagina right now? This is not a normal cock, right? I used. Taking she's taking both of them inside and at a rapid speed, at a rapid speed.

I wasn't sure for a second I was like, is he fucking her ass? I couldn't even, I, I had no idea really that's what I thought was really what was going on, but that's not what was happening. And then he came and that was it. And then I think everybody watched me jerk off.

But were you getting fucked while we were DPing her? Oh, so hot. Don't you wish you had some a house of mirrors? No, a videographer like.

Like a 1980s videographer with a big VCR camera and a giant light. I wish we had one of those. So, this is what I've learned. I think that I'm still obsessed with the, the, the watching have sex with big cocks.

I'm still obsessed with it. Watching my reaction and the other guy's reaction. Men are very obsessed with the size more than the women because I have to say, all three women there were really concentrating on having a good time and It wasn't really about just the actual sex part of it. Again, there are women out there who are just size queens, but there is this fascination that lives inside of Ben about these huge cocks that really, they can, it can be an obsession enough that will ruin your, your experience.

For me, the, it's never the size that is going to make me come. It's the, it's the approach and the way like for him, he obviously knew that he has to. Go into some sort of roleplay to be able to make this thing work. I was like, like, sign me up for this ride because it was so when people really know what they're doing when they're dirty talking, holy fuck, yes, sign me up and just, I don't know, I, yeah, no, it's really, I think it really is important to mentally make sure that you were there mentally for the woman because as a Man, we so get obsessed with the physicalities of certain things, whether that's giant penises or slapping a titty, whatever that thing may be, we tend to forget, take that same amount of time to get inside of her head, and that's really important because it's, it's not gonna matter if you're not inside of their head a little bit.

Like I am really glad that I decided. To not go with a puppy on his back, although that's the position you ended in, which is funny, sort of, yeah, I did. I was puppy on his back, but just, you know, with an extra with an extra penis, and it was all, all good. Yeah, take that, I think take that time, be large mentally.

Take, take that away from it. Be large mentally, never ever forget, and this is probably the most important part if a woman. Has nipple piercings, you have to slap her in the titties. It's just a rule.

That's what they like. That's what they like. In fact, out on the street, if you notice just a stranger, if a piercing is sticking through clothing and you notice it just at Starbucks, whatever, just slap that titty. Go up there.

Don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. And then just sort of turn, keep turning as you slap it. And then when she's like, What the fuck was that, then just, just look at her and go, I noticed.

You're welcome and take your coffee and leave. Yeah, that's how you deal with that situation. You tell them room 77 sent you. All right, so that's about it.

Nice, short, clean, not clean. That was not clean at all. Dirty but short, fast and easy in and out. Love it.

When we go back to Dallas for the Valentine's thing, there's a polar vortex coming, and I'm afraid of it. Do you think they'll be sad if I don't show up at the Valentine's thing? I will be sad. That's all that matters.

I know, but I'll. In the tropics and I'll zoom. You just carry me around on a laptop. Valentine's Day is almost sold out.

I don't know if it will be sold out by the time this actually airs. So if you want to go and you're in Dallas, room 77events.com, and then we go to Mexico, sold out, and Antigua, which is now sponsored by Dave and Andy at Double Date Nation. They're paying for the whole thing out of their own pocket. So no one, no one has to pay.

Everyone gets a free trip to Antigua thanks to Dave and Andy over at Double Date Nation. That's how, that's how sponsors work, right? I'm pretty sure we asked them if they would sponsor it. They said yes.

I expect them to pay for everyone's stay. You know, they have a thing on their website. It's a selfie wall where you just put up a picture of yourself, and this penis story, it made me put up a penis pic of me, which I don't usually do, put up like a picture of my hard penis. I put it up on the Double Date Nation wall, and then I took it down.

I did, I did. No, I know. Sure, my penis is there somewhere, but anyway, if you want to go see my penis, uh, what is the code? Room 77 gets you a free month if you want to come hang out with us, and apparently if you sign up, you go to Antigua for free on their dime.

That's how it works. Now, they sponsored us. I don't know if I should go downstairs and uh watch TV or jerk off. I just, I'm really stuck, it's like a fifty-fifty.

Like I'm really horny, like I feel like I need to come, but I'm too dirty to have sex. So it takes that energy, like, do I wanna shower to have sex, or should I just be lazy and jerk off? I don't know. I don't know.

It's, or should I just forget it all and just watch TV? No, you should definitely jerk off. I think I'm gonna watch TV. You know what?

You know what I've been watching is this is what I've been addicted to this month is WandaVision. I like this show. I, I talk about TV on our sex podcast a lot, but I like to share my thoughts. This show is so strange.

It's fucking weird, man. So it almost lost. I almost quit literally 15 minutes in, and then something was like. No, keep watching, keep watching, and then it just gets really, really twisted.

Like, I don't know if you're into that Marvel universe thing. I am not really, I'm not, but this one got me. And then you, you, you make it to like episode 3, you're like, what the actual fuck is going on here? You got sucked into this show by accident.

You had a residual. You got sucked into it. I didn't even know it was about Avengers. I thought it was just like some weird alien something, but I was sucked in without it even knowing.

Uh, go check out WandaVision. It's pretty cool. So speaking of addictions, tell them about Bikini Addiction. I love Bikini Addiction.

They support us and we support them by telling everyone to go buy them crystal backs and the scrunchy butts and oh, those colors. Where do they get these bikini addictions? Bikini Addiction.com. And if you want 10% off and to support us, use promo code.

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It's so crazy. So if you want to travel anywhere in the world, make sure to reach out and use Lauren and her box. Thank you. If you guys want some extra material and some cool stuff, head on over to Patreon.

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Uh, that's like a bourbon and a whiskey somehow like a rectangle in a square, yeah, uh, which is representative of a penis and a tiny vagina. I love it. That's what I learned now. That's what it was all about.

All right, yeah, good. Keep slapping those titties. We'll see you next time. And that about does it for us.

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