Ep. 60: How To Know Your "No-No" Spot

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All right, here we go. You ready, Lauren? All right, Lauren, we have started once again for the last time in our state of the art studio. After this, we are moving out of here and we're moving down the street into our 3rd state of the art.

This one we're having built. We had a, well, we had 3 studios just in this one place. We did remember. Well, yeah, I mean, it's, we needed the space.

We had so many, so many artists in here dropping albums left and right, but that time has passed, and now we're moving on. After this, the curtain comes down both metaphorically and literally this curtain, the sound curtain comes down. So today, do you wanna guess what we're talking about? Just guess.

Just take a guess. No. Do you want to take another guess? Take another guess.

No, that is not what we're talking about. Lauren. Would you like to take one more guess? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm starting to see a theme here, Richard. We're talking about saying no denial, denial of sex in our relationship, or how? Well, not specifically our relationship. Oh, in the lifestyle.

I get it. So in the last podcast we were talking about picking people up and then people were like, hey, how do you say no to people? Because I'm always in that awkward situation where I'm like, Hey, you people are great, and then they're like, Great, can I put my penis in your mouth? And then they're like, uh, I don't think you're that great, not that kind of great, just as a human.

Totally wanna be your friend. No, it's hard. This is about just saying no, right? No, we're out.

You're out with expressing your true feelings. You're out with somebody or you're, you meet somebody and you meet that couple and you're like, Hey, you guys are great. You're really sexy, but you've had food on your face the entire time I've been talking to you, and that is a pass for me. If you can't find the hole on your face.

I don't have high hopes for you in bed. The blow job thing is just gonna be a whole another, yeah, I just like circus trick and listen, I'm a great example, right? I will talk up a great game. I suck in bed.

I would, I would highly advise you to say no to me. This is the advice that you should take from me. Don't say yes. Turn me down.

This is the best advice I could give you. Don't. I'm gonna save you, I'm gonna save you 30 seconds just at the intro. Say hi Richard.

It's nice to meet you. It's a no. It's a no from the giddy up, but let's get to know each other. It would be, it would save a lot of time.

Can you imagine if it was like the going through customs to Mexico in the old way where it was like green light or red light, you're like. Done. It's done at the beginning of the conversation. You don't have to stress out, but sometimes you don't know.

Or maybe like instead of these profiles, right on, on STC where you just sort of describe some just like in Hollywood, like give you a sizzle reel, right? It's just like a sizzle reel. They're like, oh, she doesn't move in bed. She's always there, yeah, she's kind of.

Quiet and you're like, oh, that's, that's his version of oral sex. What is, what is he doing? Is he, is he licking that vagina or is he taking a nap in between her legs? I'm not quite sure if he's suffocated to death or if he's actually giving her oral.

Is he using his chin? That's a technique. Is he titty fucking her, or, or is he just riding her like a hobby horse? I don't know what he's doing.

This looks ridiculous. I don't wanna have sex with you. I don't, I do not like your sizzle reel. That is a pass.

Call, call their agent. We're going, we're going in a different direction. Maybe that's what we need. We need, we need lifestyle agents is what we need.

I'm real interest in this couple. I really want them cast in my next sex adventure. OK, well, let me reach out to them for you. I'm gonna send, I sent an email already.

Hello, Richard, Lauren, have I got the couple for you? Send over their sizzle reel. This is what they're looking for. All right, fantastic.

Uh, with us today, I am very, very happy and honored that Rick and Gypsy from Gypsy and a Gentleman podcast are with us. Say hi guys. Hello, hello. Hey, congratulations guys.

You guys have a podcast that is fucking awesome. So good. Well, thanks. We appreciate it.

We have fun doing it. We're actually really surprised at how well things have been going with it. I'm not surprised. I love it.

I am not surprised at all. I think you guys sound fantastic, and you're eventually you're just gonna out out us. We're gonna out you. You're gonna, yeah, you're gonna out me.

Richard's gay, and then that's the sound of everyone not being shocked. No, but I think you're gonna outperform us very, very quickly. I think you guys are, are doing an amazing job. I just, I, I just, I don't know.

I feel like a proud papa. It's mostly because we're, we're like just puppets and we're just, you know, you just tell us what to say and it comes out really well. So congrats. I do not.

No one tells you what to say. I think you guys. I, I just think you guys have such a wonderful, wonderful energy. Are you like that all day at home?

Like, do you just, no, you just don't talk to each other like Lauren? There's like special magic in, in the podcast room. That's all. It's a special magical bubble.

Most of my energy is put into keeping my grass green. Yes, and then I take naps. All kinds of grass, by the way. I, uh, see, there's so many metaphors happening inside of, inside of our final episode.

In the last podcast that we did, we actually, I think we referenced, referenced you. We were talking about picking people up, right? We're just talking to people in your last podcast. You were talking about giant penises and premature ejaculation, which I found incredibly funny and incredibly interesting.

Did you ever get a handle on that, uh, that coming thing? So far, so good. It, it hasn't, I haven't relapsed or anything. Yeah, I just, just, I was fucking Lauren the other day.

Now I, I always kind of premature ejaculate, mainly because I'm lazy. I mean, that's. Right, you don't wanna hold it back. You're like, yeah, well, sometimes I reached it.

Yeah, sometimes it gets to a point where I'm like, No, I'm tired, and I know I'm not gonna, I'm never gonna satisfy you. Stop it. So it's like exercising futility at some point, doing cardio for no reason, right? I'm feel, I burn the calories.

It's like being on a treadmill for 30 minutes. You're like, you're never gonna come. Do I hit the stairmaster after this? No, I did 30 minutes.

I'm good. Yeah, I, I sometimes, I find that with age it's been harder for me to not come. I've only once prematured, ejaculated in the fashion that you're talking about. Do you want to hear the story?

I do, please. He just needs to know he's not alone. All right, so one time I was in New York City, right, and, uh, I was getting one of my first massages ever, like a legit massage, not a rub and tug, which I found about, found out about later. That's a whole different podcast.

Right, and it was in a hotel and it was actually at Trump International Tower. That's where this, and the massage person was pretty cute and also kind of handsy, which kind of makes sense, working the Trump International Hotel. And I wasn't really familiar with massages. I was just in my twenties and I thought I was just being cool, and she was getting pretty close to the penis.

Now, I spent a lot of the time trying to not get hard, because I was embarrassed. At this point to get a massage and get hard. So it was a lot of dead grandmother, dead grandmother, dead grandmother, baseball, baseball, baseball, like later on in life when I would get a massage, I was like, look at my big hard dick. hey lady.

You got me hard. I know this is a massage and this is borderline sexual assault, but look at my big hard dick. Do you wanna rub it? I know that's not your job, but it's there if you wanna, under the sheet.

It's the thing poking up. I'm just saying, if you want to end this in a happy way, again, I know it's not your job, but there it is, really hard, ready to go. It's not prostitution. If you do it without me asking.

If I don't ask, maybe, maybe you find it attractive. It's consensual, or I'll just jerk it off myself. She aroused me so much to the point going around it after like 20 minutes or so, she started doing my inner thigh, and I think like her pinky brushed up against my penis and I fucking came. I swear to God.

And I wasn't even hard. I wasn't even hard. That was the weirdest thing. It was really, really weird.

I was in the middle of getting hard. Like my, my, yeah, like my calm reaction. It was like my, my erection was on a time delay. And I came, and then your penis was like, get hard.

And then my body was like, what, it's over. Go, go back down, go back down. And then I remember looking at her and I said, I'm so sorry, because it was really obvious because I immediately like went into fetal position honey, that makes me sad for you, right? And she said, Oh, sweetie, don't worry, that's, that's OK.

I said, that, that has never happened before and I'll never forget what she said to me. That's never happened to you before. And I thought, obviously I've come before. Maybe she thought you're a virgin.

Maybe anyway, you didn't get hard because you didn't know anyway, but I was young then. The other time that I've had problems, I was on Zoloft for, for a long time, which is an antidepressant that a doctor threw me on because I don't know. Here, take this. I said, Why?

He said, because everybody else is. I said, I said, all right. So then I took it, right, and the, the weird effects of Zoloft is for like the 1st 33. Weeks to a month you can't come.

Like you can fuck really, really hard. You cannot come. It makes it really, really difficult, right? So you're, you're a rock star.

But when you come, when you're on it for years and years and years and you come off of it, you come too quickly. Yeah. So then I came off of it and I talk about this in one of the podcasts. I came off of it totally because I was like, I don't need this anymore.

I'm a happy guy. Everybody knows that. I love how he waited. Uh, and, uh, I, I came off of it and then I started coming in like 0.3 seconds.

I was like, 00, no, no, no, no. So I went to half so that I could maintain actually having sex. For the, for, for the rest of my life, yeah, so now I am strictly on an antidepressant now so that I can, I can last more than 30 seconds. Yeah, you're welcome, ladies.

Don't they make creams for that. Yeah, but like this is my thought about the cream. If I'm putting a numbing cream on my penis, then am I not putting a numbing cream inside of your vagina, not your vagina, Rick, but am I not putting a numbing cream inside of her vagina? Well, it'd have to be underneath the condom unless you're barebacking.

No, you, but to you, like if it was you, I mean, I don't come anyway, so what's the point? this is you. Well, this is what I'm saying though. I mean, women can barely feel me as it is.

What am I gonna do, numb them, the sexual dentist, then you have to describe what you're doing like as you're doing it. So and see that's a good thing. Then you're, then you're getting it on with the brain and that's I'm inside you. You're gonna love this lady.

I'm just gonna put a little numbing cream inside of you. Tell me if you can feel that, if you feel any sensation. 1 or 21 or 222222. 2 or 3.

If we could just run that test before we actually have sex, you know what I mean? Let's just run through this 1 or 21 or 22 or 32 or 3. Great. All right, I'll run it through.

I know what I'm doing. I know where I'm going. I know where I'm going with this. Uh, what the hell are we talking about?

Oh yeah, picking people up, large penises and premature ejaculation. Now after we did that episode we talked a lot about, well, we got a lot of people that were like, hey, great information, thanks for that. Now how do you say no? How do you how do you turn people down?

Like that's, that's one of the things that, that we don't really ever know how to do. Like how do you do it without feeling guilty? How do you do it without hurting feelings is what we, we. We get a lot now.

The difference that we have here is that Rick and Gypsy, how long have you guys been in the lifestyle practicing? 6 months, yeah, 8 months, 6 months, 8 months officially practicing unofficially we've been in the, the lifestyle for about almost 2 years. The first time it wasn't a lot of like getting people to, to say yes. You didn't really have to approach people.

Strangers and convince them to have sex. Yeah, we were just banging the neighbors, right? You were just banging the neighbors, which is easy. It's so easy and so fun.

Yeah, you don't have to say you don't have to pick people up. You don't have to turn them down. You just wave to them when you're taking the trash out and, uh, maybe fuck later. But now it's a whole new game because you have to, you gotta sell.

You gotta sell like you're selling a used car, and I'm an older model. I like certified pre-owned. Yeah, OK, it's like selling a certified pre-owned. Is your title clean, Richard?

My title is pretty clean. Lauren and I have, have been in no situation where we've had to say no because we say yes to everyone. That's true. Yes, we say yes to everyone.

We've never had to say no. We've had sex with everyone that's asked. Not true. That's true as far as I'm concerned.

Then you tell me you're like, um, don't give away any secrets. You're talking to someone who's gonna think that we're. I have sex with them. Sometimes I do, yeah, yeah.

Lauren used to a lot, and I don't know if Gypsy does this. She'll start to lead on the wrong people. Uh, she starts to lead down the wrong people down the road. Rick, has that ever happened to you where Gypsy starts flirting with the wrong person and you're like, What the fuck are you doing?

Stop it. That man is, is 87 years old. I am an ageist. I mean, well, we all are.

I don't expect, by the way, I don't expect a, a 30-something year old to be attracted to me. I get it. Like, I'm not, if they're like, you're old, I'm like, I get it. I get it.

I'm not offended by that. I wouldn't have sex with me when I was your age either. I'd go, go on with your bad self. Go find somebody else.

I get it. I just want you to think about this for a second. If I, I would have sex with a 21. year old woman, no doubt.

Alright, Lauren, we have some very exciting things going on with Patreon. Patreon, as you know, is super important to us because it's how we eat, it's how we breathe, it's how I bathe. It's how you bathe, yeah, I bathe in Patreon. Interesting.

It is how we live. It really is, uh, so we appreciate all of our Patreon people who give us money and we added a new tier. It's the tea bagging tier. It's $2.

That's all it costs you. It's less than a happy meal, you motherfuckers. It's less than a small or what they would call a ton, uh, no, not even, it's a short Starbucks coffee. It's less than that.

Every day you go, you get a coffee, it's less than that. And you know what Starbucks gives you? Nothing. No, they're, they're not making you laugh.

They're not getting you hard or wet. They're giving you advice that you can use literally for the rest of your life. They're not with you on the treadmill, out in the park running around. You're just splashing coffee on you.

Yeah, that's disgusting. Happy Meal. Well, those are pretty good actually. You get a story.

We also are now throwing some things in there for you, some gift merch. Yeah, we're gonna give away room 77 merch, bikinis. We wanna thank the current supporters for supporting us and for the new supporters. Thank you so much, Aaron, Brian, Eminem, Liz, Dixie Normous, Scotty, and Nick.

You got telegrams. I mean, there's boobies galore everywhere. If you look. There's a lot of disgusting people in that telegram group.

And I mean a good kind of disgusting, but OnlyFans subscriptions for free, so make sure you go over there. If you give to us, we will put out. Sounds a lot like prostitution, but isn't life really? Yeah, that's a good point, Richard.

Aren't we all just selling ourselves in a Happy Meal just a prostitute in a little box? Hot 21 year old walks up to me or you and they're like, hey guys, you, uh, you guys wanna fuck? Yes, yes, I do. I want you to lay there and I'm gonna fuck your 21 year old body.

I'm gonna fuck your 21-year-old body. You're probably not gonna have fun, but I'm gonna tell all of my friends. That I just fucked a 21 year old body. OK, now, reverse that.

I am not having sex with an 80-year-old. That is the reverse math. OK. So if you said to me, are you having sex with an 80-year-old, the answer is no.

So if you told me that a 21 A year old said to me, uh, they just said, you're too old. I don't find that insulting at all. So if you call in an ageist, call it an ageist, but I, I'm not having sex with an 80 year old. But if a 21-year-old wants to have sex with me, I am going to put my cum all over her smooth, flawless skin.

Which I think makes the skin better from what I hear. It's good for the skin. It keeps it so soft in the basket, and then, and then it rubs it on its skin when it's in the hole. What?

What they have to look up the movie. I'm not, I'm not an actual serial killer. Look it up. They won't know.

I'm sure 21 year olds don't know. Well, they can look it up and then call me and. And I'll show you how it's done. Put the lotion on you, and then you can put it in the basket.

Do you ever find her flirting with the wrong people? Yes, that, that actually has happened, that exact scenario. And then of course, I'm like, what are you doing? I flirt with everybody.

It's just to swear that's what I do. And that was one of our big conversations that we had is how much flirting is too much flirting, giving people the wrong. Impression. She's just nice.

I am too. When have I done that? Give me a specific example. When have I done that?

Done what led somebody on and you were like, what are you doing? Um, when we were at sensation, we've talked about this where you got us invited to an orgy and literally dragged me over to it and I had, I was oblivious to what was happening. And we walk over and I'm like, oh shit, what did you do? What did you do?

So this is the problem with that scenario that you do to people, Gypsy, is you start leading us down that road, and then, then, then we call it good cop, bad cop. You know who has to be the bad cop? Rick. Rick, yeah, he's my bad cop.

And Richard, we have to be the bad cop. That's who. Then we have to clean up that fucking mess. Yeah, I have to tell the 87 year old guy who has an, an incredible foul smell because he's been sitting in his own feces.

That he's not getting head that night. I can't wait to hear how that goes. How do you say that? Well, he can't hear me.

He's 86. So, so this is, this is one of those things we wanted to try to go over about like what we do. This is gonna be different because you haven't been in this position a lot of times. We've been in this position a lot of times.

So we wanted to put you in some sort of scenarios where we could do a little play acting and see if we can't see how these scenarios would play out. We will play. Couple number 1, you will play couple number 2. 1st time we're at a party, right?

Just a regular party. Maybe it's in a ballroom. I don't know. This is happening for, it's like a two-night thing.

Maybe, no, 1 night, 2 nights is too much for us. Uh, we've seen each other. We've seen these two, but we haven't talked to one another. Do you want to be the denier or the aggressor?

You wanna be the denier. OK, so you guys are gonna be the aggressor. OK. You're gonna walk over to us and you're gonna.

Try to get us back up into your room that you've been, you're staying there that night, OK? Don't be too aggressive. Play it like it, play it like it's playing out. Uh, you ready?

Maybe I'll put some music in the background, make it sound like some party, yeah, like, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll put some, uh, pit bull in the background. Oh, that's my jam. Yeah. All right, guys, uh, how are you?

OK, here we go. Action. Hi, hi guys, uh, I'm, I'm Rick. This is Gypsy.

Hey Rick Gypsy. No, I'm just kidding. Hey Rick, hey Gypsy, uh, nice to meet you. My name is Richard, and, and that's Lauren over there.

Uh, we, we noticed you the other, the other, the other hour. Nobody says that. I don't know why I said the other hour. Sorry, I get a little nervous.

You guys are, you guys are really, really cute looking. I don't know why I'm saying cute either. I think it's fine. You guys are cute too.

Yeah, we're nervous too. I'm always nervous. I'm awkward. Are you guys having fun tonight?

Did you meet a lot of people? Yeah, we've been mingling. We've been mingling, but we're really excited to get the chance to talk to you guys. Oh, that's that's really sweet.

Yeah, I'm glad you came over and said hi. Are you new to the lifestyle or you've been in it for a while? Relatively new. Yeah, we haven't done a whole lot of stuff yet, but we're enjoying it.

What about you guys? We've been doing it too long. Like, yeah, like a lot of people are telling us we should get out now. Oh, stop it.

So you could teach us some things then. Do you live in this area or did you like fly in? Oh, we definitely flew in. Yep.

Oh wow. What about you guys? Do you guys live around here or are you guys close by or did you have to travel? We traveled from close by.

We traveled from close by. We took a, well, we took a train. So just the other, just the other hour you were at home. Yeah, the other hour walking to the train.

Did you guys get a room here or are you just here for the parties? We do not have a room here. No, no, we didn't really, you know, we're just gonna get, we're actually gonna leave pretty soon. Kind of peaked at an hour ago.

We had a lot of fun. We danced. We got our groove on, but we're gonna. Get out of here.

Call it an early night. Oh well, we have a room if you guys are interested in change your mind or, you know, decide what you want. It's really sweet. Uh, I don't know.

I think maybe if it was a few hours earlier we would have taken you up on that, but I think these two spent all our energy on the dance floor. It's so nice to meet you guys though. Yeah, it was really nice. Are you on a website?

Do you have a weird lifestyle card that people sometimes hand out? Oh, swinger cards. What are those called? What you're talking about making them, Rick.

Oh, sorry, it sounded like an insult, and it was. bit of makeup, so that'll be great. A calling card. Here's our calling card.

Uh, yeah, so I mean, I appreciate it. It was really nice and believe me, if I had a little bit more energy, I would be all up in there, yeah, I'd be all up in, in that stuff. I'm blushing if you guys are interested. Here's, uh, the dating site that we use.

Here's our username if you guys ever change your mind and want to get together sometime and get to know each other a little bit better. Awesome. MySpace, that's still, still working. Tom's my best friend.

All right, now that was a fantastic, easy, easy way, right? Just sort of blamed it on just being tired. You blame it on environmental things, but things don't always go that easy. So now what we're gonna do is we're gonna turn it around.

We're gonna be the aggressors and they're gonna be the deniers and we're gonna put ourselves at a party, OK, and now we're gonna hit on them, OK, and we're gonna be those people that don't, don't stop asking. We don't take no for an answer. Well, we'll be those other people that don't make it that easy, OK? You ready?

All right, guys, are you ready to do this scenario? Yep, prepared. All right. That's always a little house music that I like to put in.

Just puts me in the mood. Hi, I have a shot. Do you want to do a shot with me? I'd love to do a shot.

How are you guys doing? Good. How are you? Great.

My name's Richard. That is Lauren. Lauren. Oh, that's, that's Gypsy, and I'm Rick.

Hey, Gypsy, I, we noticed you guys as soon as we walked in tonight. Like we walked in and you were the first couple that we saw. As soon as we walked in, we saw you guys, and we were like, we're staying at this fucking party. This party is awesome.

Yeah oh my gosh. And like if they leave, we're leaving too because it was, you're the only reason we're here. I gotta be honest with you right now. Yeah, like they're the ones.

For sure. So thanks. Are you having fun tonight? Oh yeah, yeah, we're having a good time.

Did you meet a lot of people, or, oh yeah, I probably even danced on the bar over there at one point. I don't know what, yeah, we saw it. Believe me, we saw it. That was to get you up there again.

You better, you better have, uh, the tequila. Tequila will make her do anything. Oh man, you guys are so sexy. Is it OK if I kiss your husband?

Uh, you know, why don't you ask him? I don't. I don't give that permission out. It's a little kiss, Ken.

It's OK with me. It's OK with me. It's OK with me. I'm OK with it, bro.

I'm totally OK with it. Just like a little kiss. It doesn't have to be anything like crazy, just like a little kiss, you know what I mean? Let's, uh, why, why don't we take things a little bit slow and get to know each other a little bit better before we, all right, we can talk.

We can talk, but I mean, I mean, I'm really forward. No, it's fine, and I like, I like forward people too sometimes, you know. Give it 5 minutes before your cock may be in her mouth. I mean.

Gifts. I didn't even know. Yeah, and, and brother, like her oral skills are amazing, like amazing, but like I love to show you, it's like I just just sit back here and just, just take it for a test drive just for a second right here. Get down on your knees just for two minutes.

Just take it around the block. Is that OK, Ty? Maybe not right now. I'm still like really in the mood to dance, you know, they're shy.

That's cute. Don't get me wrong, I would love to take your mouth out for a test spin, but we're gonna go out on the dance floor, take it easy a little bit. Maybe your pants off and go dance. We have a room here.

We, we have a room here. So this is what I want to do. Why don't we get some drinks and just go up to the room and keep this party going up there? We're hot.

You're hot. There's nobody else here who's fucking worth our time of day. Let's just do this. We go up to her room and just keep this party going.

So true. You guys are very hot. I'm so flattered by the offer, but the pit bulls down here, and I just, I kind of keep dancing you for a little while. Oh my God, I have them on my phone.

We got on our phone. We got the awesome speaker upstairs. Can I smell your neck, Gypsy? Can I smell your neck?

She smells good. Oh my gosh, she smells so good. Does she not smell so good right now? Oh my God.

Oh my God, honey, feel her skin. Feel her skin. Feel the skin. Are you feeling this right now?

Guys, come up to our room. Come up to our room. Come up to our room, please. Come up to our room.

I think we're going to probably do a hard pass tonight. We just, I've had a little too much to drink and we're just gonna stay down here and just be sleep it off in our room if you want. Yeah, like you can just stay there all night if we have, we have an engagement after the party tonight, so we, we can't pull an all-nighter. You know what?

I'm gonna go to the bathroom now. I'm gonna get, I'm gonna just, I'm gonna leave now, so see you guys. Oh, bye, Gypsy. Hey, so, all right, I think we've, I think we've let that one go far enough.

I just want to stop for one second and talk about bikini addiction. Bikini addiction, the addiction that everybody wants. I have it sick with it. Everybody's got it.

More got it than COVID. Not to bring up COVID and Bikini Addiction, because I don't want to relate the two. Bikini Addiction is way better than COVID. I keep saying COVID with Bikini Addiction, probably not something Brad wants.

Brad is one of the owners of Bikini Addiction. Brad works 3 stories underground with a little white light and his life. He is fucking miserable. I'm not supposed to tell people this.

He makes soap. Yeah, it's a strange job, but he's talked about this Project Mayhem. He wants Room 77 to handle this Project Mayhem. Nobody knows really about Project Mayhem.

Yeah, it's very it's very, very underground like him and his stupid fucking job. To find out more about Project Mayhem Bikini Addiction, you have to go to room 77 to find out about it. So you have to be a room 77 patreon, and it is very, very special. While Brad is alone in his creepy little room, he just asks that you do one thing for him.

Be sure and go to Instagram and post those pics and tag bikini addiction. We know you guys are. Looking hot in them, so don't forget to tag. We know how many bikinis you're buying.

It's a shit ton. Now you gotta take those photos, write that hashtag at bikini Addiction, and show that ass. Well, you don't have to show that ass. Put those photos up, spread the word.

Let's get Bikini Addiction out there and spread it far and wide like COVID. Oh my God, I did it again, Richard. That's horrible. Have you ever met anybody that aggressive?

No, no, thank God, right? I, yeah, thank God, because at one point I was about to, like, if I had hair, I'd be like yanking on it like. Like the whole time I'm just gonna be taking steps backwards until I'm pretty soon not in the room anymore, but I know that that sounded a bit crazy, but things do not go far from what we just described. Like it does not.

There is a, there is a, a small deviation from what we just gave you. I mean, obviously the because that's like a crunched version of your, yeah, that is like a crunched version, but that feeling that you were having. Is the feeling that you, that you get under that circumstances when there is an aggressive, aggressive couple like that, you feel like you can't even answer. You have, you can't turn right, you can't turn left.

There is nowhere to go. And what you did is what a lot of people do. They fight or flight. They, they start to fight.

They start to flight, and then their last resort is flight. I'm out. And I've done it to Lauren, we call it. Save yourself.

I turned to her and I say to her, Save yourself, Lauren, and I will leave the situation. I have to leave the situation because I'm just trying to, one of us is trying to break up the, the flow of the couple. So there's no, there's no way to make a connection of a couple anymore. It's not even a couple situation anymore.

Now it's just a weird awkward three-person conversation, but you're not really picking each other up anymore. Lauren will just wind up lingering there for like 3 more minutes and then she'll be like, all right, I'm gonna go find my husband. Bye. You guys handled it really well, aside from the part where you almost went for the blowjob where you knew what role you were playing, but you were like, hm, let's see where this goes, because to be fair, that is, I mean, in a role reversal situation, Rick was really playing me in that situation where I do want out, but I'm so nice that when people say those things, I.

Laugh and like go along with their jokes and things. And so then I, you know, he's having to pull me kind of out of the situation. So I mean, that happens. Yeah, and we all do, right?

Because, and, and the more empathetic you are, the more you start to feel for other people. Like I don't want to hurt their feelings. I don't want to make them feel weird. Let's move on to the last one.

we are going to play a one on one date. Now we have to play in the situation. Where we're just one on one, we're not at a party and it's the end of the day, and during the end of the date, you've realized, I don't wanna hook up with these people anymore, but the other couple wants to go home with you, and you don't want to. Now this is a hard situation because there's not a lot of distractions around you to say, I'm gonna go here, I'm gonna go there, I'm gonna go get a drink.

I'm gonna, there's no fire exits, that's what I call them, yeah, because in the other. One, they said no, but only for the present. They didn't say no forever, and that's what this is gonna be. What if you go on a, on a chemistry date and it just falls apart?

Yeah, so that's what this is gonna be the other couple doesn't realize it and they're still like, so, so let's put ourselves in that situation. Who do you want to be, guys? Do you want to be the, the deniers or the aggressors? So this is a forever goodbye, a forever no.

Yeah, we can be friends. But it's like we're definitely never gonna we don't want to go home with you. OK, so this is a no, we don't ever want to have sex with you, but we want to be friends if that's cool. I mean we can.

I feel like we're in middle school again. This is the hard stuff. That's why people it is. You got the little finger puppet thing like choose your number 123.

Who, who, who do you want to be? Do you want to be the aggressor or the denier? Let's be the denier. Oh, good.

Alright, great. Is that cool? Yeah, check, please. So, um, I, I just started.

Check please. So, uh, do you wanna go have another drink here? Do you wanna go have a drink at the house, or yeah, because I mean, honestly. I just wanna get this party kind of started.

I've been looking forward to this for, well, quite frankly, all week, and I just wanna just get relax and just, yay, let's roll around. So do you guys, do you guys have rules or anything like play rules or yeah, we, we have a, we have a set of rules that we, that we go by. But unfortunately, I can feel a migraine coming on. I can usually it builds in the back of my head and if I don't get home and get laid down, I'm going to be completely paralyzed.

I need to get home and I need to take an injection. Unfortunately, guys. Well, let's get you. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Horrible. And again, like next weekend, next weekend, maybe we can redo this or yeah, we'll just meet back up and then we already know our chemistry is great. So yeah, yeah, why don't we revisit this conversation, uh, tomorrow? We'll, we'll call you or send you a text and We could talk about the things.

OK. All right, that sounds great. It sounds like they're kicking the can down the road, Laura. That's what it sounds like to me.

Surely, surely does. But, and then we're gonna write you a dear John 18 hours later, I will, I will call or message you and say, hey, we had a really great time last night, um. After we woke up this morning, after I got over my, my migraine, uh, we talked about it and we just felt that there wasn't enough chemistry for us to continue on into a sexual relationship with you guys. Yeah, I mean, I awesome, but we think you're great.

Yeah, I mean, I gotta agree with you guys. Now there is not a lot of ways to handle this in the moment. Now, a lot of people come up with these concoction. Of words where they say, well, you just got to say to them the chemistry is not right, guys, and we just, we would just rather just stay friends, but that is not real world.

It just could not imagine actually saying that to another person. It just doesn't happen. The truth is in this situation, you have to come up with a fail-safe excuse that is going to work, that is going to get you out of this situation, and then you're gonna have. To break the news later.

That is how this has to happen because it doesn't work the other way. You can't sit at a table with someone and do this without hurting feelings, without hurting feelings, without being awkward, without making it weird. Figure out what that excuse is going in. Like, what am I gonna do?

What, what is my, my fire exit shitting speed shitting. So I got, I got. Diarrhea. I got to go.

But whatever it is, it's poor judgment, I think, to believe that you can have that talk under those circumstances like, hey guys, listen, but we've done it before. We've gone and we've gone out and met people for drinks and been like, yeah, it's just we're not, uh, feeling it on both sides. We have never said that, really. We have never said that.

Yeah, no. I'm sorry, you look like my cousin. I just can't go any further with this never, ever, ever said that. I mean, we have said it after a few weeks or after a few times like over text, after meetings and after making excuses a few times, but we never said it in on a drink date.

No, never. I would have bet money on that. We have said we're not feeling it tonight. You shouldn't have a heart to heart after school special with anybody in the lifestyle because you're not breaking up with somebody.

You have to not worry so much about their feelings as much as you, you think you have to. I think the best bet to do, the best thing to remember what Rick did is not embarrass anybody in the moment, in person. them a chance to, to sort of save face and then everything's kind of cooled down because in that moment, they were all hyped up, ready to go and thinking that things were great. And so if you let things kind of cool down, then the next day or a couple of days or weeks or whatever have gone by, and then, you know, it's not this giant drop of letdown and you're not, there's no conflict that you're going to end up getting into Two things are gonna happen.

They're either gonna figure it out on their own, right? Or they're gonna keep pressing. And then you're gonna be like, look guys, I, we're just, we're just not into it. We're just, we're just not.

And then maybe in retrospect they look back and go, oh, they were giving us that they were trying to tell us, but we just didn't take, take the, the message, and that's on them, you know. Some people are just deaf sometimes. Well, they're socially deaf sometimes they just can't hear what's between the lines, you know. I don't know if that statement makes sense.

You can't hear because you have to read what's between the lines, so they are emotionally illiterate. They can't read what's between the lines, and that is the lesson for today. Most of the time, uh, I, I say no, usually because I'm tired. It's really, it's not because I'm not attracted to you.

It's mostly because I'm just tired. That is the absolute truth. I'm more embarrassed to say. Uh, I don't want to hang out with you guys because I'd rather, uh, take a nap, uh, than, than go out and party and, and fool around right now.

That happens to us a lot, and, and I have to find excuses because it's like an insult when you, it's very emotional to say somebody, uh, especially a woman who's there's a lot of power in that, and you strip it away when you say no. When a man says no to that, to a woman, there's just, there's emotion attached to that. It just is. I just, you should have emotion when you're going on double dates though.

I just have a different point of view. I don't care who you are. I don't care who you are. Women and men are very, very different.

Men are brought up in life being shot down by women. We are trained. We've been being, we've been trained since we were like 11 years old. So we're very young.

It's always been, nope, no, no, no, get your fucking hands off of me. No. Can I? No, can I?

No. Will you give me? No. It's been no, no, no, our entire life.

We're used to it, right? But women have always been the other side of that. I will give you this for that. I'll give you more of this for that.

So it's always this treat. It's always this treat. It's given out like this is a gift for you that I'm giving. You turn that down.

It's like you took my magic wand away. My scooby snacks don't work anymore, right? And as soon as the scooby snack doesn't work anymore, that's an insult. So it's, it's, it's a, it's another thing that I'll have to cut out of the podcast.

Um, all right, but as far as you, you out there, remember, or when people are telling you, no, listen, Jesus, remember, when I used car salesman, when you're trying to throw in tires and, and an undercoat and throw in a bunch of other things because you can't sell the car, maybe, maybe it's because they don't want the fucking car. There are lifestylers out there who don't want to hear no. Everything is a yes. I'm just glad we got, we got some practice in.

It's, is good. Now we're, now we're ready. I'm ready for the world. You are.

You should go out there and just say no to everybody just for tonight. No. Hey Gypsy, no, OK, nice, nice, nice work, Gypsy. All right guys, uh, I think we will see you in Antigua.

I dance my booty off and have lots of tequila. Wow, you're my girl. I can't wait. All right, tell all these amazing people where they can find your podcast, please, and what it's called.

We are Gypsy and a Gentleman. Uh, you can go on any of the podcast platforms and search for gypsy. And gentlemen, you could email us at rg@gypsy and gentleman.com or at Twitter. Oh yeah, Gypsy and a gent.

I put naked pictures up there and stuff. It's fun. Sure enough. Uh, all right guys, thanks for all your help.

Thank you for having us. It was fun. You guys are the best. You guys are great.

You're the best. Love you guys. Bye. Goodbye, Father.

No, I just want to say. All right, all right, my dear, I know how much you wanna stay, but we gotta pack more boxes. We gotta get out boxes. Took a little trip to New England there, yeah, but that's not where we're moving.

We're not even moving in a northeast direction, but we gotta get out of here, which is a big giant pain in the ass. I hate. I know. Well, I hate this place, so I think you're poisoned.

It's been great. Uh, thank you all for listening. Oh, we're not ending the podcast. We're just moving.

All right, well, we are not ending the podcast, but remember, please, uh, as we mentioned before, go over to Patreon and help us out because, you know, we get the stats, we see how many people actually listen, and we know how many Patreons they are, and quite frankly, it's hurtful. You know, just $2. Just go help us out a little bit. Uh, it's a lot of work.

We work really hard, so help us out a little bit on this episode. Remember saying no to all of you for all of you lifes stars. What would you say? I mean, the things to keep in mind when you are saying no to somebody, you and your partner are out there finding extra stuff.

So keep in mind that if you were in someone else's shoes, you are not trying to date this person. You're just trying to sleep with them. So keep in mind to be considerate of other people's feelings and empathetic, like how you would want someone to tell you no. You do have to keep feelings out of it.

So they're, they're saying, hey, keep your feelings out. This, this is not a relationship. Keep feelings out of it. However, you have to be empathetic and you have to do things with grace.

You don't want to make anybody feel horrible. You have to do everything with a little bit of grace because even as wonderful as it is. As lifestyle people are, yes, the partying, the sex, all of the openness of it, it's so wonderful because it is so vulnerable, right? You don't get these wonderful things without the vulnerability, and with that vulnerability comes the opportunity to be hurt, the possibility to be hurt, yeah, so you have to keep that in mind.

Sometimes you have to go out of your way to save someone's. Feelings to say no and that's OK. Sometimes the, the fastest way to point A to point B is a direct line and in this case, sometimes you have to take the long route to make people feel better about themselves. And there's nothing wrong with that, OK?

And the people that are being said no to, right, because we are at such a vulnerable place. It's a deeper hole that we're putting ourselves out there in. Receive a no than in a normal bar situation. Yeah, it's, it sucks.

It definitely sucks, but remember, keep this in mind. There are different things going on in everybody's lives. You have no idea what these people are looking on. There are so many different things that could be going on in someone's head, what they're looking for as far as a specific match.

No one out here is looking for a relationship. That's for goddamn sure. No one's looking at you. Going, I don't think that this person looks like they'd hold the job.

That is not what's going on. It could be something and it's like, I don't think this person looks like they'd smack me around good enough. Yeah, whatever it is going on that night, whatever's happening that night, it could be what I had said back in the, in the episode. I could just be tired.

I could be tired. I just want to go to bed, but I don't want to say to you, I want to go to bed because I feel like a loser if I say that. I feel like I'm gonna insult you if I say that. I could.

I have plans with, with, with another couple, and I really want, I really would like to hook up with you, but I have another couple that I'm, I'm interested in, and I don't want to tell you that because that will hurt your feelings as well. So I have to, I have to dodge the situation. There's so many different variables that walk into these situations. The last episode we said, be the host, you know, you are the host of the party.

In this situation, send everyone off in good faith, like with a positive. You have to send everybody home with a parting gift, and that parting gift is a cum stain on their dress. No, you don't have to have sex with everybody. No, that's, that's not the point.

No, it's not. It's like not everyone's going to want to buy the same used car, and that's fine. That's why there's a variety of cars out there, certified pre-owned, certified pre-owned. Yes, sorry.

OK. Also, you want to buy people lotion and tell them to put it in the basket. That's another really, really important piece of advice. Yeah, in fact, I would say a good pickup line is, hello, it puts the lotion in the basket, and if you don't get a good reaction from that, they're really not worth your time.

All right, after this we have to go to, I think, Antigua. No, we have to do another podcast again, don't we? Yeah, we have one more before God damn, honest to God, honestly, if, if we don't get more Patreons, I'm not doing this anymore. I can't.

It's just too much. All right, Lauren, that's it. I gotta go. I don't have any time for this, and, uh, quite frankly, most of this stuff still has to be packed up, and you don't have a lot of time left.

The next episode is all about pegging. And talk about saying no. I say yeah, yes, yes, yes. I'm excited.

Be fun. Alright, talk to y'all later. Bye. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to go leave a positive review.

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