Ep. 7: Spa Shenanigans, Short Shirts, Smitten and Shot-down

This podcast contains explicit content, language, and sexual situations. It is intended for adults 18 years of age and older. Views, thoughts and opinions expressed are not those of any specific employer, group, or individual. Fed up with the rat race, we decided to sell everything and move to Cancun, Mexico.

Now we do what we love, work, party, and play at the Desire resort. After 15 years in the lifestyle together, we thought we saw it all, but we were so wrong, so wrong. Oh my God, so wrong. Now we want to share the fun that we get to have every day.

So come to room 77. Let's play. All right, we started. I, um, I want your opinion on something.

You thought you just said I want your penis. You wish. Oh, I want to get a strap on. All right, we'll talk about that later.

Go, go talk, speak. This is one of the things that boggles my mind. Oh, for fuck, fuck. I have to check my headphones.

Hold on. Hello, hello, hello. All right, I want your opinion, OK, because this is something that, well, it boggles my mind. It also bothers me, but it boggles my mind.

Obviously we're around a lot of nude people, right? We've seen. Different form of a person in undress. You mean like the stages of undressing?

Well, yeah, we've seen them in just bottoms. We've seen them in thongs. We've seen them in leopard skin thongs. We've seen them in many different ways.

But what I cannot find out about is the man. I know what you're going to say. The man that wears the shirt and no pants. Now I understand that if you're doing it because you're like, I can't get a lot of sun today, but that is usually not the case.

Well, there can't be totally, I don't know what the opposite of chauvinistic is, but there was a couple who did that. Yeah, there was a couple, both of them. wore shirts. I gave them a pass because I, I thought, yeah, it's, uh, it's for some, because they were a little on the, the older side, and I thought, you know what, they get a pass, at least they're matching.

But this, this is the guy, this is the one I'm talking about is, it's nothing about the sun. I, I don't think, and not that I can tell anyway, just visually. I don't know. I don't ask them.

The shirt is always just long enough to pass the midsection, but just short enough where the balls are being shown. What length is that? That is balls long. That's what tailor's used to call it.

Where do you want your shirt taken down to? Just the tip of my balls. Balls long. Balls long, shaft long, or sphincter long.

I still do not have, speaking of balls, I don't have enough of them to go up to this person and say, what's the deal? Because here's the thing, it's 7 o'clock and you're in the jacuzzi. There's no sun here. It is gone.

It has been gone, it is behind the buildings, you are safe. But you are here in a shirt that is soaking wet, so it's not being used for warmth. There was one guy who wore a hat. Sunglasses, shirt, and sandals, invisible pants.

I don't, I don't, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that is, and I need someone to tell me immediately. Is it a style? Maybe it's a statement.

I don't know what it is. Is he airing out stuff, letting it breathe, letting his balls out? Yeah, maybe. The equivalent shock to me would be if a woman came down to the pool just wearing a bra and sandals, ra, sandals, and a big sun hat.

So this happened today. I was in the spa, because we get ready in the spa, taking a shower, yeah, I was taking a shower. So, wait, I have to back up. So we're at the pool, we're at the pool, and I walk by one of the beds and I see this woman lying on a bed.

Not only was her ass fucking amazing, she had the perfect tan. It was so perfect. I know who you're talking about. You do, right?

Yeah it was like airbrushed. It was like airbrushed tan, but it wasn't an airbrush tan. No, it wasn't. It was real.

It was a real bronzy, evenly distributed all over her body, but her ass looked, it just looked amazing. I stared at that for at least 22 minutes. I know you weren't even walking for. All right, not 22 minutes, but um, I was, while I was talking to our two friends, uh, I was, I kept looking back and the guy caught me, but she didn't see because her face was down in a pillow where I like it.

I'm just kidding. wow. So anyway, so later on we go to the spa and we're getting ready. We're taking a shower.

Well, I'm taking a shower and I'm by myself. I'm in there and I'm trying to keep my foot dry because it's about to fall off because it's injured. And I should go on disability, maybe. Anyway, I get out of the shower and who's standing there?

That woman in the shower. Well, not in my shower. That would have been a completely different story. I would have told you already.

She's standing there looking. Now I don't go in that side much. No one goes in that side because RM, they sort of divide them boy girl. Unlike Pearl, which is coed, both sides, at RM they divide them.

The one side is boys, the other side is girls, and it's very rare that you see couples. So are your showers with doors? We have doors. Oh, but I'm glad you brought that up for our listener.

I want him or her to have a visual picture. So I get out of the shower, tenderly stepping onto the tile, making sure my foot is OK. She's standing there and she's wrapped in a towel, and she's looking very confused, very sexy. I like when they're confused.

Oh God, there she's she's in there by herself. So I'm about to say one of two things. Are you lost? Or what are you looking for?

But she started going for another glass door, which was a toilet. I didn't know. I don't think you came in here to use the bathroom. I didn't.

So I said, shower, because I wasn't going to say toilet, because that would have been weird. Toilet? No, weirdo, getting out of the shower, saying toilet. So I say shower, and she says, yes, and I say right here, right next to me.

I should have said right here, here, right here. I don't know. I'm Because I get scared. Were you drying off?

I was starting to dry. I was drying off. I wasn't doing zestfuly clean with my towel. That would have been great.

I would have done zestfully clean on my back if I had a raging heart on. That would have been awesome. So she says, yes, and then you could have pointed to the shower with your with my penis right there. I really wish I got out of that shower hard.

That would have been awesome. Yeah. Oh well, now I'll just always come out hard in case that ever happens again. So she says to me, yes, so she gets in the shower.

When I look over my shoulder, a man walks in and I assume, well, that's the guy that's with her. And it was because then I was like, oh, that was the guy that was lying next to you that caught me looking. I said, oh, the guy we're going to fight. We're gonna have a naked spa fight.

Yeah, which is going to be like Turkish wrestling. I got the oil. Look up Turkish wrestling. So, uh, so he looks at me like, Where's my wife?

And eventually he finds her. He goes into the shower because I'm like, are they going to shower separately because she left the door open. So he goes back there to where the doors open. Wait, wait, wait.

When he walked in, did he catch you looking at her showering? No, I couldn't look at her showering because she was in the furthest shower stall in the back. So it wasn't like you were standing there naked. Wet and he walks in and sees you just toweling off and staring at her with the door open.

No, OK, thank God. Thank God, yeah. So, uh, so he walks in and then he starts walking back to the shower. I was like, are they going to shower?

I guess they're going to shower together, which is fine, you know, whatever. I, I, it's enjoyable people. So he goes into her shower. Now here's where it starts to take a bit of a, not a left turn, it's like a fork in the road.

He leaves the door open, so the door is wide open, right? I'm combing what hair I have left. I'm brushing my teeth. I'm getting ready, but I can't take my eyes off of the open door.

But you can't see. I can't because I'm, it's parallel to it. OK. But in my mind, and you tell me if this is true, they left that door open for me.

No, you don't think so. I don't think he gave a shit about the door. I saw her. If I walked up to that shower and the door was open and she was showering, the only way that I can see what's going on in the shower is if I go pretend to drop your soap.

No. Cancer, I would have to throw my soap across the spa. Do it. No, I think, well, what if I go and I pretend that I have to pee?

Well, you can't do that. You can't pee in public. Well, I would be pretending to pee. The peeing's not important.

I wouldn't have to pee. I wouldn't actually have to pee. I just need an excuse to walk by the shower stall so that I can see what's happening in there, because I need to know. And they want me to see.

I decide I can't do that because there's two urinals, and I would have to walk to the far urinal. And then they'd be like, why is he going to the far urinal? That first one's open. Would they know?

In my mind they know. In my mind, they slam the door and go, Weirdo, get out, get out, weirdo. And now I'm I'm putting deodorant on, um, making sure my body is smooth for the people in the workshop, doing good dental hygiene so that my breath smells good, you know what I mean? Just stuff, right?

Flossing, practicing, killing time, trying to think of an excuse. Maybe I was killing time trying to think of an excuse. And then I even thought, is there anything on the tile that I could go check? Like anything, anything I could do.

At that moment, another guy walks into the spa, right? He says hello to me and I say hi, and he starts to get undressed next to me while I'm putting on the rest of my clothing, my work uniform, which today consisted of a tank top and shorts. As I start putting on my shorts, I hear. From the shower stall.

I mean, they just start going to town and he looks at me. He walks back to the urinal. No, not even the urinal, didn't give a shit, just walked back to the shower stall, looked straight in and said, it sounds wonderful. No, he didn't.

Yeah, he did. Oh no, he gave a comment in the middle of the action. Well, he got caught. I mean, obviously I was smart.

Enough to know that I would have got caught. Why do you have to say something? I don't know. But then it looked like he nervous took a shower.

Like he didn't, he was stuck. He was stuck there because he didn't have anywhere to go. He didn't make a clear decision to pee. He didn't make a clear decision to, to check the tile like I would have done, because that would have given me busy work.

I would have had busy work to do, and then they would have looked at me and I said, this grout is, is horrible. As you were, but he didn't have anything to say. So then he, he rushed into the shower with his clothes on. He didn't have anything on.

Uh, I think he may have had sandals on. He goes into the shower, takes the fastest shower ever because it was a panic shower. His wife's probably waiting in the relaxation room for their couples massage. Yes, the wife's like, Where's Jeff?

Has anybody seen my husband? Jeff went back there 20 minutes ago. So, uh, Jeff, why are you taking a shower? We're going to work out.

So he's in the shower for maybe 30 seconds, right? She comes out of the shower and she catches eyes with me. And when she caught eyes with me, what I think she was saying was, I wish that was you that was almost got in our shower, but it was that other guy. But I don't know.

That was just my horny mind, sort of going crazy. And when she got out, Jeff, he was, everybody's Jeff, he got out of the shower and like, so now those two are standing next to each other, the, the, the people that he was just creepy. it on. So he's standing there dripping wet, and he's like, I don't have a towel.

Please tell me that you got him a towel. No, I didn't get him a towel. Why? Because my backpack was on.

I was, I was heading out the door and I was sort of just wasting time because I wanted to see how this ended. All I did was check to see if he was hard. Like I didn't know if he went in a shower, took a panic shower, got hard and came back out, but he wasn't. He didn't have an erection.

That would have been awesome though. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah, then she must have come over to my side.

Oh, she did. Well, yeah, she was over there like she had the highest platforms on like those clear heels and this like the world's tiniest thong. Did she say anything to the effect of, did you see that other guy over there in the backpack in the backpack and and tank top? No, but she was tweeting it.

She was on her phone. Yeah, I think she was typing that. I was trying to look over and read. Do you think that she was like, Oh my God, we almost had sex with that guy.

I didn't know what she was thinking. I thought she was trying to hit on me. Well, what did she say? I mean, nothing.

Oh, well, she asked me to shower with her. Oh, I didn't know if she spoke English. Why wouldn't she speak English? I don't know.

She seemed because someone doesn't speak. They don't speak English. Yeah, I don't think that's, that's true. Well, I don't know.

I was just looking at her. She was pretty, and I get like, I get shy. I sometimes I do that though when people are super duper quiet. I go, Ablas English, and they're like, Yeah, we're from Chicago.

Yeah, so that's my story. I almost had sex in the Desire Riviera Maya spa shower with complete strangers. Next time that happens, if a woman ever asks me as clearly as she asked me to jump in the shower with her and her husband, am I allowed to do it? Yes.

All right, because I was just a nice loofah. I don't carry loofahs with me because that would have been awesome. I'd be like, Listen, I got to go. I got to get to work.

You're welcome. You're welcome, sir. All right, we are here with, what room are we in right now? 1801.

1801. I want to start this off by saying that I almost died today. I almost lost my foot. You did, and this person saved my life.

We could have, you would have had to amputate. I would have had to amputate if they both weren't there. The second part of the story is I lost my wedding band in the pool and this man here found it. I just owe them so much.

You guys are sort of on the fringe of sort of coming into the lifestyle. So what does that mean? How many experiences have you had? Would you say?

It depends on what like to us experiences we would count like we'd say like 4. Here's the thing is you guys don't really play at home. No, our first one was. Your first one was at home because we wanted to have an experience before we scheduled the vacation.

I, I scheduled the vacation, didn't tell him to warm yourself up, so that if you did have an experience, I, I felt very much responsible because I scheduled it without him knowing. All right, that's fucked up. We're gonna get, let's get into that in a second. When it first came up though, who would you say sort of tipped it over?

Who's the more kinkier one? Like, did you bring it up in the relationship or did you bring it up in the relationship? He claimed. I, I brought it up.

I was the one that had the dirty talk in the bedroom. However, I was never ever going to schedule this vacation. Never. He didn't even know about it.

I didn't know. I didn't even pursue it. Not this one, the one before the first. One, to desire, where we met you first.

You scheduled that all by yourself. And you told him this is where we're going. Yes, 2 weeks later. Good wife.

It's an awesome wife. You knew about this hotel. No, no, no. So what I scheduled it and then because we talk a lot in bed.

I went topless at another resort in Dominican Republic and I got so much judgment over. Like literally a honeymooning couple left their seats and went back to the hotel from the beach because me and another European girl were topless. I'm like, I don't want to be that person on the beach that people have to go back in. And so I researched, OK, where can I go topless without judgment, and I found Temptations.

I found here and my house was 3rd on that list. You can go to my house. And we're very open minded. I was like we could handle this, even not being in the lifestyle, and then I could be completely naked and be happy, and he always complains about having to wear swim trunks everywhere, everywhere, um, to the point where like when we were younger, it was like it's embarrassing cause he'd get shorter and shorter and his friends would make fun of him.

And, and, and I'm like, oh, he would love this place. So was, was January when you were here the first time, was that the first time that you were naked in public? Other than streaking? Yeah, streaking doesn't count.

No, no, that doesn't count. No, no, no, that doesn't count. Did you immediately start shopping for victims that you wanted to have a sexual experience with as soon as you got here? Uh, we, well, I was a little worried.

It literally, I booked this because I wanted to be naked on a beach and you's the reality versus the fantasy what's the reality exactly. And so we went on an app and I found a couple and I'm like, oh, they're decently cute. So we've established that you're both not that picky. No, no, no, no, no.

I am highly like the guy was, was very, very handsome. The guy was very handsome. And so I was like, I like this couple. She just wasn't his type.

I will show you a picture of it and you're going to be like, oh, she's hot. And I just think you should share that information with me just regarding their privacy. I'm gonna, I'm going to vote against that. OK, OK.

I found her very attractive. Have you taken it as far as you want to go at this point, or are you trying to still go further? As far as limits, we're where we're at right now and that's where we're happy. Yeah, it's very happy with what we're at because we've had different experiences.

I'm like, oh, I'm glad we stayed right there. Yeah, but I think that's just because of how we started. Should I say it? So he's the only person I've ever had sex with.

Yeah, and so that's a key component. Now that's huge. Yeah, that's really huge. It's kind of something that we have kept for each other and so it's like that's a turn on too, if that makes sense.

We, we have a lot of fun. We have a lot of hotness. We're both very good at what we do, and, but it's like we always kind of end with each other, and it's still very hot and we're still very much like next to the other couple playing with the other couple and very involved with the other couple, but it's like we're just having sex with each other. You took the workshop today, specifically about me.

What is your favorite part about you, about me touching you? I mean, it was hot. It was hot to have all those bodies. No, I said specifically about me.

It's just me. It was all there's really only one answer. It was really hot. It was really.

I'll just whisper it in your ear. You say you have to say it, it was really hot. Having you on top of. Oh my God, that's so sweet.

Thank you so much. All right, do you know when you're coming back? No, not yet. Why busy life.

You know what you should do. I'm just throwing this out there. You throw everything away and you move to Mexico. I don't know.

I don't know anybody like that, but if I do, I would probably wouldn't hang out. No, you probably. Definitely don't invite them back to your room. All right, check it, check, check.

All right, I have to take my gum out because last time, no, on the last one I sounded like a cow. No, we did. I caught you today in the workshop sticking the gum out of my mouth with your hands over your head. I know it looks horrible.

I know, but I do. I put my hands above my head because I think I want to be tied up. OK, I don't know yet. I don't know how I feel about it.

I mean, I trust you, but like I don't want to be tied up in the town square or anything. Thing that's, that's the next phase. Speaking of phases, Project Airtight completely failed so far, and we've only had one person ask about it. No, not only I have not entered your ass in any way, shape or form.

No, I went and bought lube and what else did I? It was like 3 random purchases. I ran into someone that we knew in the town. When you shop anywhere, I would go in disguise for whatever, whatever's in your basket.

I just be in disguise at all times because you can't. What happens behind closed doors. OK, well, this person knows where we were and our life, right? And still gave me shit because when you buy something like lube or anything out of the pharmacy section of the grocery store, they have to put it in like, you know, those things that you used to put your deposits in in the bank.

Maybe I'm aging, maybe I'm aging myself. Yeah, it looks like that. And then it's in a giant bank vacuum sucker thing. And then that sits in your.

Yeah, Mexico is so different. That's our sponsor Ian, who, who you ran into. When are you going to sponsor us, Ian? If you're listening, Ian, fuck you.

All right, we have a lot of things to cover. I can't hear out of my left ear. Oh yeah, let's talk about your illnesses. No, I have 2 broken feet, a broken ear, a broken car still, and a broken deadbolt.

We shouldn't tell people that though. Yes, it's the day when we walked over, our doors just opened. We had a lot of problems, but above and beyond all of those. Problems.

A lot of good times at Desire. Oh my God, so many. I want to talk about really quick, the Asian invasion. Yes.

And I don't want this to come off racist. I have a thing for Asians, and I don't know if it falls into a fetish group or it's just I'm attracted to that particular race. I don't know. There have been a lot of Asians coming to the resort, and there was one point where there were 3 very hot Asians, and some of them wanted to have.

Sex with me. It's like a fantasy coming true for you, which is not racist. I don't think. I don't know.

I don't know because it's, it's, it's based on race, sort of. I maybe I'm sexually racist. Well, is that a thing? I don't, I don't know.

I mean, there are definitely girls out there that, that like black guys. That's what I was going to say. There's a whole fetish group of, what is it, BB's big black cock. Yeah, I was like, is that a British television?

But see that big black cock is that is. Sort of racist to me anyway. Yeah, but you're talking about what is their BSC? No, no, no, no, no, it's not like I'm like, I'm really attracted to Asian titties, right?

Being attracted to one particular part of anatomy of a black person, that's different. Well, what is it about Asians that you like? There has to be something. The way Asian women hold themselves, carry themselves like a koi.

I don't know, I don't know. I really can't describe it. I don't know. And I didn't mean that in a.

Racist koi fish way. I mean, I think you're racist. No, that was racist. All right, come to our cross burning tomorrow night at 8 o'clock in our front yard.

No, there's no cross burning. Well, what, what happened with your double feta? Well, the first one, the first time you just sort of invited yourself on the bed. There's nothing wrong with that.

No, I'm just telling our listener. OK. So, so then you sat down on the bed and then I sat down on the bed and then she took me in her mouth, but then As soon as it started to veer away from you, I mean away from me, and then only to you, I didn't want anything to do with it anymore. Call me selfish, but I just like when the play is focused on me.

Oh, shut up. So we left that situation because she was getting way too into you, and that's unacceptable to me because it's my attraction. It's not your attraction. It's your playground.

Yeah, it's my world. She's in my wheelhouse now. Well, she was going through some first time things. Well, we didn't know that though, right?

But that. That's then back you get it now. You're like, OK, yeah, but, but then afterwards they were like, wow, that was a great first time. And we're like, Oh, thanks for experimenting.

Oh, sorry, and you're welcome. Um, but yeah, but during that, so I didn't know what was happening. It was just felt kind of awkward for me because I was like, I don't think she's into me. We were sandwiched in that situation.

We were sandwiched. We had one hot Asian on one side, another hot Asian on the other side. Well, I mean, we're all. Different beds.

We were all in different beds. Yeah, we weren't, it wasn't like it wasn't an Asian orgy. And then the next day we were in the pool with the other couple. We didn't even have enough self control to wait.

We just jumped out of the pool and all started fucking on a bed somewhere on the beach bed on the beach bed. Yeah, there's a lot wrong with us, honey, which I also feel bad for the vanilla crew at the at the desire. It was, it was good though, because I think that I know afterwards on the bed. Um, on the beach bed there were a couple other couples or foursomes that they were just kind of, they were being shy.

People had their pants on and stuff, and people started making out a little bit and playing around and they told us afterwards, thanks guys for not really like giving us a show, but it was we were kind of looking over voyeuristically and it kind of turned us on and we got started on some things and I feel like we're doing a service. So again, you're welcome. Usually I'm the one that crushes on someone and has a crush on something, someone. This time it happened to you.

Yeah, that was out of nowhere, man. That was so crazy with someone who came from Temptations on a day pass. We had to make them wait in the hall. The only reason that we did that is because they literally just came for the workshop.

So yeah, they would have been sort of homeless. So they came over and they were late and it was full. So we, we accommodated them, pulled a mattress out of the. Playroom and just sort of made it work, but you were just smitten for this girl for some reason like I, I had never seen before.

I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened either. And then afterwards when we go, we go get a coffee at the at the bar afterwards and talk to all the people afterwards. Can you say afterwards one more time afterwards?

Did I say afterwards a lot? Yeah, yeah, after every words. So we were down there having a coffee, as we usually do afterwards. And you were on one side.

She was on one side, you were far on the other. I don't know. She started talking about your nipples, and then you two sort of locked horns and fell in love. We fell in love in like 30 minutes.

30 minutes. I don't know 30 seconds. I don't know. And then she said she wanted to lick my nipples, and so I was like, Oh, she's bi.

And you're like, No, no, she really wasn't bi. She wasn't bi for you. Yeah, I don't know. I never meet guys that are gay for me.

Like that doesn't happen a lot. I'm not gay, but I'm gay for you. I am just gay. I'm not bi, but I'm bi, I'm not bi, but I'd love to suck your cock.

That doesn't happen a lot. No, it's, uh, you don't get a lot of nipple play from like I do. No, not from other men that are like, nothing ever stoked these feelings inside of me before. But I would like to feel your hairy chest.

So we did something. I did something that we have never done 15 years now. We've never played separately, but I said, go, go, go play with her, have fun. Well, you didn't even do that.

You were like, OK, we were all just hanging out and you were like, Listen, this is never going to happen unless you come stand here. You come stand here. I'm going to go down to the restaurant and get an appetizer. I took off your shirt.

Yeah, you had to start it. I started to undress you. I was frozen. You were both frozen.

It was like you're both 15 years old and like having your first kiss in your life, and you're just staring at each other like biting your nails. What do I do now? I don't know. So I took off.

Your clothes. I took her and I smushed you two together and I was like, I'm going to grab something to eat. Good luck. And you grabbed your husband and you left and her and her husband and I left.

We went and grabbed something to eat and uh and then you're like, Tell me what happened. I'm like, I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know. I'm sure it was incredibly orgasmic and better than anything that I can give you.

No, we didn't orgasm. I think I just died. Oh, it's sweet. It was sweet.

Speaking of strong bonds, I got shot down this week, and it's just a feeling that never ever feels good, no matter how long you've been doing it, no matter, I imagine you someday too will feel this feeling. I was actually going to ask you, can you explain what it feels like? Oh, nice. You're welcome, snobby bitch.

Yeah, so that, that, I don't know, I really thought that there was some chemistry there. I was, but then in the end I started questioning it. Do you remember? Because I was like, why does she keep running away from me, which sounds a little, maybe that's why, maybe that's half the reason you turned into the, the creepy dude in the jacuzzi, uh, because you're rubbing your genitals on her.

No, no, I wasn't doing that. I went to go grab, grab a drink and, uh, go back to talk to them, and then. I turned around and she was full on making out with some other guy that was sort of floating around and I was like, Oh, she doesn't want me, she was that guy. But I didn't know.

I didn't know. I had no idea. But still, it didn't feel good. So we always kind of hunt as a couple and I felt like they were receiving as a couple because they were standing in close proximity.

And then that's why I was like, but his, her husband just kept standing there. Standing there and then it was just, I turned around and she was kissing the other guy. It was like he was just kind of oblivious. He was like, yeah, so they weren't working as a team, and I guess everybody doesn't really work as a team.

Yeah, we projected that. I did anyway. I projected that onto them, but my feelings are still hurt. No, yeah, it hurts.

It does. It hurts right here in your heart spot in my heart spot. That also could be my heart failing. By the way, if I pass away during this podcast.

I just want to leave this on here now. I love you. I've always loved you. You're the most important thing in my life.

There, you have that now. It's yours forever. Thank you. You can play it over and over again on the loop when I leave.

That's so morbid. What else do we want to talk about macabre? I macabre, macabre. Do you pronounce the bro?

It's macabre. Macabra. Well, I'll tell you this. We did learn.

I looked it up. Uh, you do pronounce the bra in Macabra. Very good. Uh, my ear is better, my feet are better.

You're all healed up. I'm so happy. Also, have not, have you seen anyone else in just the shirt with no pants? Yes, yes, I see it every week.

You did every week in the jacuzzi. And then he took the shirt off and came back, and security came and kicked him out. Remember? Oh, that was him.

Oh, OK, I remember that guy. Well then, one, I've seen one. OK, OK. How does it feel now that you play it all by yourself, uh, with a girl in a room all by yourself?

Well, it's not really the all. Is it something you think about at night? Shut up. Stop it.

No, I just realized that I need to work on speaking. I need to get more self-confidence in the speaking arena. What about you getting shut down? Shut down, shut down.

Which one I get shot down every day, 17 times a day. Has anyone else asked you to take a shower? No, but I, this is what I did do. I went and I took photos of the spa at RM because I was afraid our listener wouldn't understand, sort of the, the layout, the layout of the geography.

So if you want to see those photos of where I was standing, where she was standing, and where creep guy was standing. Uh, go to, uh, Touchspot. No, go to room 77 podcast.com, right? Is that where they go?

That's where they go. Instagram. Yes. Where?

Instagram is Room 77 podcast and Twitter is Touched by Eleanor and the public rest stop off of Exit 7A on the New Jersey Turnpike. Uh, you can find us there most of the time. And that about does it for us. For more information, photos, or to contact us, go to room 77 podcast.com.

Thanks for stopping by room 77. We had a blast. Now get your clothes and get out.