Ep. 74: Extreme Fantasies and Pro Spinners

All right, Lauren, in this episode, we're gonna talk about more about how I was ruined by Smurfet the sex Smurf and gang rape. Not the horrible stuff we see on the news, but the hot stuff we see on Pornhub. We're also gonna give advice about how to move forward with your own partners and how you can express your own fantasies to him or her. Give me more specifics.

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It sounded newsy kind of stuff, but. It should be posted on the Cassidy and the SDC's a 3rd time at this beautiful location on East Lamujeris. Now I had my own experience at this gang baggy thing. I only had sex with one human being at that.

Gang bang and unfortunately not one of the hot guys but uh all of the wives seem to have been on their period for some certain portions of the party but there's this one gal who was a spinner and she, if she was 5 ft tall, what do we call it, a firecracker. Firecracker. All right, so let me, let me try to, I'm gonna try to sum this story up really, really quickly because this girl, it was the 2nd time I was made a bitch inside of one month. I don't think she broke 5 ft tall.

If she needs a handicap placard, I'm sure she could apply for one. Um, she's a body that doesn't quit. She's as hard as a rock. She works out.

She's, uh, she looks like a little gymnast. That's what she looks like. Beautiful, beautiful boobs, hot face, just, she just got it all right. But on top of all of those things, she's sweet, she's nice, um.

But there's this one thing that she does which is I was watching her have sex with another gentleman and she sat on top of this guy she had the most intense orgasm just by sitting there almost like Kama Sutra. Zen Buddhist sex monk shit it was like something I had never seen before, the most intense orgasm on demand I've ever witnessed, not faking it, not, not pretending nothing like just. You can tell physically tell she apologizes for what she does to your chest as she releases on you. It is so incredibly hot.

It looks like she's gonna pass out and then she jumps up and she's like, do you want to try? And I'm like. Yes, yes, I do because this is amazing for a guy, right? I mean, you tell a guy, uh, so you're gonna make me come harder than you've probably made any woman come before and you basically have to do nothing.

That's what her husband's like really great for your ego. It's great for your ego. She is great for your ego because you just sit there and. Watch her feel amazing.

Yes, I want to experience that. I want, I would like that very, very much. All righty, you're up next, mister. And I'm like, now like, I'm already angry because she's a multiple comer, but I'm turned on at the same time.

I literally curled up behind your head so I could watch from behind your head, her on you because it was turning me on too, but at the same time. And I'm like having this diabolical. I can't believe that you can come vaginally and multiple times that quick from that efficiently that strong. It was just, it's a gift.

So, uh, so she climbs on top of me. She starts to go to town. She, she just starts, I mean, fucking the shit out of me and then she sits on me and she does her thing. And has the most intense orgasm in the world and then she sort of bends down she whispers in my ear, thank you for fucking me and I'm like that wasn't me fucking you.

OK, well then turn over let's do doggy fuck fuck me. I'm like OK so she gets up on all fours, sort of looks turns back. I mean she turns around all fours like, put it in, baby. I mean, she's just like, you're like, where did you come from?

Can I put you in my suitcase and take you home? Like a doll. Her husband, by the way, equally as solid, awesome body, amazing personality, wonderful human being. I, I just wish I could move in with them, and he's like, I'm telling you, man.

Go for it like and he's sitting right there with you you guys are are together so, so I take her from behind, right? and I just start fucking her from behind and I start fucking her fucking her and then her hips start taking over and then before you know it I stopped moving and her. The entire body is rocking back and forth and she is fucking my cock. She is fucking me harder than I could move my hips and fuck her.

I think she might have said, keep fucking me. Keep fucking me, keep fucking. And I'm like, I'm literally doing nothing. Which I know isn't the sexiest thing in the world, but it was pretty funny in the moment.

Keep doing that. I'm like, you're doing everything. Keep doing what you're doing. Whatever it is you're doing, keep doing it because I'm just standing here with a hard cock.

So if it's working, she, she rocked my world. She made me feel like what I imagine some inmates feel like in prison. First weekend you're like oh like, OK, I'm her bitch now. That is that we've made that clear.

OK, it's so funny because of her size that she's just tiny and she's tiny and dominant and she's, she will fuck your world up. I, I just, I really enjoyed her and her husband. They were lovely, lovely people, wonderful, wonderful people, and uh I, I thank her for that experience. I just, I thank her for that experience because I wish that if I had a genie lamp, that would be one of my wishes.

Is I could have that type of orgasm gifted to you. Well, I know you were just wishing it was really hard for you to orgasm, and that is hard to live with as, as a human being. People don't know I should get a placard for for my car for disabilities. What is wrong with you?

What, what do you have a, were you the war? You have a bum leg or no, my wife can't come vaginally. She can't come vaginally, so it's really hard. Do take two spots.

I feel you. Or if they like work at the office, like, what are you applying for? Disability? What's your problem?

I can't make my wife come. I get you, bro. You need a dog, a chair. What do you need?

I got you. Well, whatever you need. You need one of those vans that put you down. I feel you, bro.

I got you. Whatever you need, blind guy behind me. Excuse me, can I wait your turn? I'm dealing with serious problems here.

How long have you had your blindness? I've been with this woman 20 years. You can't see. Yeah.

Can you make your wife come? Yes, then sit your blind ass down. Here, bro, you want my cane? I understand.

I feel you, bro. It'd be a man thing. It would just, I get it. Hopefully we'll see them again.

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All right, Lauren, I can see you over there and you're looking into the camera or are you looking at me? I'm looking at you. Oh, you look gorgeous. You look gorgeous.

We're in a temporarily different location. We were, what's the word they use for hurricanes? Dis not dismembered. All I can think of is evacuated, disheveled.

No, I'm always disheveled, displaced. That's good. Because we were temporarily displaced by Hurricane Jehovah. Don't look that up because Hurricane Jehovah actually doesn't exist.

Yeah, it was not tracked this year, but they sort of, it sort of does. Maybe we'll see some footage of that. But here we are in our second half of episode 67, they're in, and I wanted to ask you, the last episode was about you. Getting gang banged by a bunch of people, not strangers, but kind of strangers, right?

Some were strangers. It was hot for me. Yeah, yeah. And then me too, yeah, I mean, I hope so.

Otherwise, why would we be doing this, right? The last segment we heard about in the same timeline that that little tiny firecracker, she wasn't like a firecracker, she was like a bottle. Rocket tied to an M80 tied to a hand grenade inside of a Claymore mine with a little nuclear warhead on it. Oh shit, yeah, she, she rocked my world.

But my question is this now that that gang bang is over, even though we wanna, wanna do it and we're taking applications daily, please people be patient. There's not a lot coming in. Even though, even though we're gonna redo it, what are some other fantasies that exist for you? And I spent a lot of time thinking about this for me, and I know exactly kind of what fantasies I would want.

We've been together for 23 years. We had our first threesome 3 months after we started dating. I would say, I would say 23 years. So I was thinking about this the other day.

Do you know that we have been having consensual non-monogamous sex, I think, longer than we've actually been having actual sex. That is true. I, I think it may be dead even for me. I have only been in monogamous relationships for half of my sexual life now, right?

Right after amount of time. What people may not know. Is your fantasy to start getting checked off, check, check, check, check, not only 123 times, 4 times, 3 times, right? You have to explore more.

You have to get creative. You have to discuss more things. You have to venture out and many subcategories of the porn out there really challenge yourself because the basic stuff, yeah, you get it covered. You're like, have a third female, have a third male that, you know, we're like, done.

Yeah, done, and then all of the stuff that you know you don't want, for instance, we're not into, say, water sports, like you will probably never hear us say, come over and pee on us. The chances of that happening are about the same as the chances of you seeing me on fire. And you having no solution other than to pee on me. So that's like something that you automatically take off the list.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, because it's not something that's going to turn me on. So it's not just like I'm gonna just do stuff just to do it. I won't turn on. So how do you find those things?

I mean, I have things that I, I think different versions of your fantasies that you're already checked off. So it's like me, but me and me doing the same thing, but now I'm in a skirt. Like that would be a different take on it, right? Right, yeah, like being blindfolded and having maybe some handcuffs on goes to the next degree where you're literally strapped to a bench or you're strapped to a cross where you cannot move at all and it's more intense.

It's just, it has to intensify. I feel like a drug addict. You want more because you're, you're chasing that first adrenaline rush so my question is, as I'm the only female I know. What is your number one fantasy?

It doesn't have to be a fantasy, even if it's something that has happened or we have, we're still working on. Like, for instance, I know that one of your fantasies is to be airtight, but it has become really, really difficult. I know. Well, that was what I was going to talk about because it's not really something that a lot of people think of in terms of fantasy world because they want to.

To be or you hear the word fantasy and you equate it to something being dramatic and edgy and sort of off the cuff, off the cuff, off the chain, off the off the path, right, right, for sure, abnormal, right? Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, like obscure, obscure, obtuse, obtuse. That's a shape.

Yeah, so, but one of my real fantasies is to, I want to get good at anal because I really want to experience that airtight experience. So do I, but I've given you, I've told you how keep practicing with things in your practicing, for instance, and I've said this before, Lauren, right now, tell us and the listener. What is inside your asshole? Chapstick.

You're such a liar. I'd be so proud of you if there was though. Like if you bent out and you just poop, put out, just, yeah, just shot it out, shot it out. You are practicing.

Look at you secret practice girl put some too. Paste up there bottle of toothpaste and then tonight when I'm ready to brush my teeth, I'm just gonna have you clench and I'm gonna put it on my brush. Yeah, do you remember there was like a, I think it was Colgate. There was one like toothpaste back in the day and You pulled the cap back, it was cylindrical.

It had a split and like blue came out of one side and white came out of the other side. That was the right shape. I always feel like people are going to steal our ideas and make millions. Do you think we could do a stupid toothpaste that is cum gate and it's just.

It's just a penis and instead of like squeezing it you have to like do a yes you have to have up and pump down it yeah you have to pump it up and down and then the little toothpaste comes out like oh it came on my teeth what do you use your teeth are so sticky. They're so interesting. I wouldn't say white. Yeah, not white, but like pearly, yeah, yeah, they have a scent salty.

Do you, do you gargle in it? So as far as fantasies for you, Airtight is one. Airtight is one for sure. What else is there?

Is there anything else maybe that I don't know about? And I want to also talk to the listener about the, the TikTok that you made, which I thought was wonderful about talking about fantasies and talking about people who haven't yet, haven't even started like, hey, honey, I'd really like it to see you kiss. A girl, like, where, where do you start? Where are the places that you start?

Yeah, like how does someone start if they don't have that kind of relationship? It's like, it's important, I think, but all of you person who are listening, go check that TikTok out. But beyond those, because we've done all of those, right? Do you ever feel it is a two parter?

What are other fantasies that you have that maybe I don't know about? Yeah, I'm waiting to answer. And you keep asking me more questions. And just a follow up to that.

Let me ask the question so I don't forget it. Your fantasy beyond one that maybe I don't know. And have you gotten bored with any? First question, so do you have Survey says, so first question, do you have any fantasies that you that are new that you want to do that you haven't told that you haven't told me?

I do. Can I answer? Yeah, can I answer? Gotta be honest, I'm a little scared.

Really? No, it's definitely something we've discussed before. It's just, I think that there's probably a lot of women that have this kind of fantasy. But it's something that would again take a lot of coordination like the gang bang did.

But I, I want to have a real full on kidnapping and rape fantasy. You know, I don't know if there's a service out there, but there should be. Yeah, I mean, it's, it's a, it's called a cartel, so I can try to make that happen and for me I think I would have made it happen already. I think I would have put the leg in the leg in.

I think I would have put the legwork in already logistically for us being in Mexico. It's, it's very, very difficult. And even when you say, well, we're gonna go to the US, let's make it happen there, then you're like, you have this window of 7 days or 5 days or however long you're there, right, when this is a coordinated effort, and I don't know how you see it, but like I want to see, and this takes a lot of work on my end is complete total strangers. Vetted but strangers to you.

Cause I know logistically how difficult it would be. I'd be OK if they were in masks. Do you want to be blindfolded? No, I'd rather be like duct tape, probably, but my mouth and like, or I don't know, shove a sock in it or like, I don't know, like I want Ray Donovan.

Yeah, I want Ray Donovan level shit. I can't give you that. Not a good enough lover. That's the problem.

I mean, maybe that's where, that's where the fantasy comes from because Donovan was great at two different things. One, raping bitches in a consensual way. And 2, killing people. And there are two things that I would like to be able to do in a way that I get away with when, when I want to.

I'm not sorry. Yeah, let's go back to my fantasy fantasy. I didn't want it to. I'm not trying to make you feel less than.

I want it to be like a group thing, like a, like there's a cut like 2 or 3 people that come in and they take me away and oh, just 2 or 3. Yeah, OK, well, no, no, no, it's not and they can wear a mask and it's like aggressive. It's not a less than thing. It's not that I feel like you're making me feel less than what it is, is I have been with so many people that I can see the guys out there and how they have sex compared to how I have sex.

I'm just not as good as them. I try to warn women when they want to hook up. I try to warn couples. I say don't expect much.

We are a mediocre lay at best. At best, they think we're joking. One of the things that I've learned about myself in in this world is unlike a majority of the people, I have a sexual clock. I have a sexual clock of about 2.5 to 3 hours.

That you're sexually like in 100% mode. Yeah, OK, but that clock also aligns with pretty much anything else in my life. Like I can do most things for about 2 or 3 hours until I'm like, I'm out, I'm done. I can't, I cannot do this anymore.

That's how you are at the mall anywhere really, even if I'm working on a project that takes more than that, I have to split it up into days. That is one of the things that is, is, is troublesome for me is when people are like. It's been two hours and people say we haven't even started yet. I'm like, oh man, to me we're almost finished.

Why would you say that? So it's like that's, I have that sexual clock that is one of the things that I've learned over the course of all of this that that that does also. Count against me. So you're in the lifestyle that doesn't necessarily equate to it doesn't equate to because you're in the lifestyle, you're a porn star in bed.

Well, that's why the scenario is important, I think, and that's why these fantasies are also cool because In addition to like something airtight or the kidnapping, rape fantasy, or, you know, another thing like where I'm like completely restricted, that's scenario and that's involving a lot of the environment where you're, you know, restricted, you're restrained, you're Experiencing a little bit of torture in some sort of way. It's not necessarily about the fucking or the penetration. It's how far in your fantasy does the torture go? Like, are we, are we taking out blades?

Is like, how far are we going? Are we spitting on you? What are we doing? Like, how intense or are we just like pretend?

Slapping you, uh, are we using a paddle, tongs that you cook with, Tupperware like we're hitting you with Tupperware, not pots and pans or plates, but Tupperware, like where, where does it fall? I think that the, the restraining would be real. I think that the aggression would be real. The like duct tape would be real whether it's something, you know, or ropes tying all that duct tape's pretty expensive.

I may, I may knock that down. Just a Scotch tape, OK, but maybe a masking tape, maybe a Scotch tape. I don't know yet. I have to see what the budget looks like rap tape.

We don't know yet. OK. We may have to line up some Post-it notes. I don't know.

I just gotta look at the budget, OK. You know, I think it would be in my fantasy world. I think it'd be badass if someone like hit me, but I don't know how, where and how hard. We'll be right back.

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Like, not on my face per se. Like on my head would be OK. That'd be kind of cool. Open hand fist, yeah, fist, really?

Yeah, I can't have you black and blue at this, right? That's what I'm saying. Like, I mean, I still got to do social media, unfortunately, social media. That's where your head went.

Mine went, Hello, Richard police, we're here to, we have some questions. Oh, I have it on tape. My wife is confessing to a friend did it. Kevin, they're saying you set it up.

You're saying I had my wife beaten and raped. You just said it on a podcast to your listener. I'm one, by the way, and here's my application. Let's get this party started there.

That'd be a great start to that fantasy. All right, so there's none that there's no fantasy that I don't know about. OK, yeah, I, I can still try to make that work. I just, I just need some time inside the United States, preferably in Texas, probably anywhere inside New York, Florida, Appalachia.

I can make it happen tonight. No, it seems like it should the concept should be easy in Mexico, but it's just not, it's not, it's, but then there's also the thing that we had talked about before. I don't think I ever actually aired this, this one segment, which was the flakiness of single guys is a real thing. It's like there's a lot of, a lot of guys out there that talk, talk, talk, but they don't actually do anything.

So you have to find these guys that are really serious and they have to want to be a part of something. Of something like this. So I don't know. Well, we can try again, we can try, but I'm glad to hear that you are open for more, and I don't mean that as a pun, even though it was one.

It's a good one. I feel that I'm open for more that I'm not. You're glad that I'm not cheating. You never answered the second part of a question, which was, are you starting to get bored of any?

No, I'm definitely not getting bored. I think that you don't get bored of threesomes. You don't, I mean, you don't get bored of foursomes. You don't get bored of girl on girl.

You don't get bored. Like, what are the, are there any that you like? After so many years, you're just like, yeah, it just doesn't really do what it used to do for me anymore. No, I think it's really situation like every situation is a new one.

I think that if you're trying, like sometimes when you go away on these weekend things. And you try and have multiple experiences in the same weekend, that can get old because you're like, yeah, well, a lot of couples, majority of the couples, I'm not, we're not judging anybody. There's, but I would say a majority, and there's nothing wrong with this. They say we really.

I want to get to know you before we blank and then in contrast, where you're a couple that's like it's that's not really super important to us if we vibe right away we're down with it, right? So there are people out there who count and they say, well, they're, they're with too many couples or they're, they've been with too many people and it's, it's so fast taking so much time with one couple you're like, well, we're gonna do this for 3 days because I only booked 5. And I don't want to go over and start talking to other people because that's just rude and it's just disrespectful. But at the same time, we're not getting to fulfill what our fantasies are.

Again, there's nothing wrong with wanting to really get the vibe going, getting to know, but for us, not, it doesn't take that long. Yeah, it's like I can get to know you afterwards. That's fine too. As long as you're, you're nice and respectful and we can make each other laugh and have a good time, then, then let's.

Let's just go, and which is gonna be a great segue into my next segment. What is that? Well, you didn't ask me what my fantasies are. Have you fulfilled all of your fantasies or most of your fantasies?

A lot. I'd say 90, 98%. A lot.8.6, 9 8.6, yeah, but you still have it maybe one or two lingering in there. Yeah, I, I have, I have one or two that are, that are obviously lingering.

I don't even know if they're possible. I don't even know if I can talk about them. But there are some that I know would be impossible. And I can describe them to you in that, like I am speaking of what we just talked about about getting to know people.

One of my biggest turn ons, my thing about anonymity, and not getting to know couples. It's more, it's more rare. Like I, I, I don't want to know, I don't want to know your name. I don't want to know anything about you.

I want you to be blank like I as again, as, as respectful as you can be as a stranger, I would love to fuck you and the less I know. The more it's going to turn me on. I can remember specific situations where things like this have happened, where we've been at a party or we've been at a gathering or whatever, and you at a lifestyle party can be up close against people, especially people that you haven't met yet, right? And they may just be sort of hanging out and being around in the pool or wherever.

And if there's ever like a woman that. Starts to drag or grope or starts to stick their butt out into my penis area and hasn't even said hello yet. It's one of my biggest turn ons. I don't know why.

I love that. Yeah, so do I. I really love it. And that other person never says a word.

They're never like, hi, I'm blank, which goes to tell me they like it too, right? This is why I would be a dangerous woman because that, that would be me. Men can't practice this unless it's. Unless it's with other men, it's like, no, no, like, right, I'm, I'm going to jail and it's those situations are, are really, really sexy for me.

In fact, if that person does introduce themselves in the middle of that, 75% of the adrenaline goes away, right? So I almost don't want to spur up a conversation with them. So, one of the things that I haven't done or what would never be possible for me is like things that have to do with strangers. Like one of the things like, imagine, there's there's certain things that you see on the internet that you don't know if they're real or not.

There's certain things that you know aren't real, but they're really, really hot. But because they made them and it has a bunch of views, you know you're not insane. Yeah, you're not alone. If you start looking up things like furry cattail porn, you're like, I can't, why can't I find it?

Well, because you're the only one who wants to see that sex with a lamppost. It's only two videos of this. It seems odd, yeah. We had talked about subways before and I'm just choosing subways.

I don't know why, because they're just a space where, where people are are compact, right? So imagine a guy, a subway is a place where you will find gropers, so they will rub their cock up against. Women, this is what they do, right, that the subway gets crowded, they will start to take their junk and they will start to rub it up. There are some where they start to lean back into it, which I find incredibly, incredibly sexy, right?

So imagine like if you and I like if I would, I would be equally as turned on if it happened to me, or if it happened to you, and I was there. So imagine like a scenario like where you are on a subway, it could be any packed area, really. And someone starts to like, grow up up against you and their, their cock gets hard, right? And you're wearing this is why I love sundresses like you're just on a sundress and the guy's really hard and you just like reach down and just like pull your panties to the side and in the middle of that crowd just starts fucking you like nobody really knows, but this complete stranger you barely even turned around to look at is inside of you.

That kind of stuff. Makes me, it looks like it's turning you on just a little bit too. Like that kind of stuff really, really turns me on. The possibility of that happening is so unlikely because you have to go out there and break the law, and that's really something only Ray Donovan can do.

You know what I mean? So there are fantasies like that, that are. That are still there, but I'm afraid they'll never ever be able to happen as as an organic fantasy. Do you know what I mean?

One of the reasons that I got addicted to massages, I was gonna ask you that is, did this come before we did Art of Touch, or do you think it, it enhanced? Oh, I've always had this. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, even when I was addicted to rub and tugs.

Oh, that kind of, yeah, OK, because it's like. If you go to a legit. A legit massage, right, and you get hard and you can get a consensual reaction out of it. It's really the closest you can come, no pun intended.

It's really the closest you can get. Do you know what I mean? In the fantasy, you know, that always ends in sex, but Unfortunately that's really not how it really always ends, right? You get the law and all that crap involved in it.

So, no massage therapist at a rub and tug was like, I gotta climb on top of this cock. That's never happened. I mean, I don't know, but yeah, it's never happened to me. I'm sure it's happened to other people.

Ray Donovan, yeah, Ray did it, did it. That's probably the fantasy that I have that is closest to never. Never gonna be happening, but to all those out there who have, have yet to just share a simple fantasy, start slow. If you were going to give a quick instruction, what would you say would be, how do you bring it up?

Just say like, let's try some dirty talk in bed. I'm going to tell you a couple of things that would turn me on and then you tell me a couple of things that would turn you on. I think one of the things is knowing what they like already and then trying to build on that is probably the best way to go. So let's say it's a woman who really loves oral, right?

Yeah, and you said, could you imagine two tongues doing this to you at the same time? came over and I mean, hey, easy. I'm just like you're already jumping, you're already being a bunny jumping way ahead and going inside the hole, and we're just trying to, we're just trying to raise the bunny, you know what I mean? We just, we just saw the little ears, right?

Don't get that bunny running, it's too fast. How would you like two tongues on this? So let's say it's, it's a, it's a wife she's trying to get her, her husband into this. Obviously that one usually starts with, how would you like two women on your cock?

That's, that's an easy sell, right? Yeah, but I would start with what, what the strengths are. First, would you say something like, instead of saying, how would you like, what if you said, I would like it if me and another woman were on your cock? Because it guys may feel like, am I being set up to say like, Yeah, that would be hot.

And then she's like, You asshole, I wasn't, you can't have another woman. It's got really dark. So explain to me again, if like the woman is saying to the man, how would you like to see two women on your cock? Maybe he wouldn't answer truthfully.

Maybe she should say like, I would like to see, yeah, I would like to see and then let him, that's more of a safe space where he doesn't feel like he's being set up. I would, I, I have two things that I'll say before I'm going to take a nap. Number one, I would. Always come from a place of I would like to do this to you.

Yeah, I would like to share this with you. I would like to share that beautiful cock with another lady, right? Yeah, I agree. I had an ex-girlfriend, who I'm pretty sure you had an ex-girlfriend.

I know. I know, I had an ex-girlfriend looking back. I missed a signal and it's in hindsight before I even knew what the lifestyle was looking back and remembering exactly what she said she was trying to tell me she wanted to uh bring another person into the bedroom and I completely missed it until I got into the lifestyle, looked back and remembered what she said what she said was so odd to me. That that's why I remembered it.

I didn't get mad. I didn't get angry. I just remember what she said. I was going down on her for a really, really long time.

And she said, you are so good at that. You should really share that talent with someone else. Oh, snap. I didn't respond to it because I didn't know what it meant, right?

Well, I think a lot of people feel like, so I know what you're talking about. Like it's like missing the clues. I had no idea. Look, in hindsight, I was like, oh my God, she wanted another fucking girl.

She wanted, she wanted a threesome. That was her first. Let's have a threesome. Maybe I should call her.

Not nevertheless, great thing to say. It's a great line. It is a good line. You're so great at that.

You should be able to share it with someone else because she's giving you permission. She's complimenting you, yeah, right? And she's making it she's just making it OK, right? There's so many exit doors in that.

Like, what the fuck do you mean? I'm just saying like that is a talent that you have and I would be OK and I'm the only one. Well, even that come on little bunny, get back. I'm saying if it if it goes awry like no I'm just saying it's a great talent and it's just, it's, I, it's, I feel selfish that I'm the only woman in the world that gets to experience it.

Oh, OK, well that's what you meant. Get back in your hole, you dumb bitch. That's what I would say.chacho, you're not going for a walk even if you kiss my arm. I don't care.

No, don't raise, no. All right, listen, Lauren, I have to go now and I'm going to take a little bit of a break and then you are going to do what? I'm going to go buy some ski masks on Amazon and check the prices on duct tape and I'm gonna make a little budget for you. bunny fufu.

I buy the masks last. I go put something in your butt. Oh yeah, if you put something in my butt. Now I have to go to like a Tinder or arier or I don't know if cartels have a site where you can just rape bitches, but like I need a consensual an app that offers consensual rape people fantasies.

I also would like an app that's called Spinners where this is just. Yeah, it's just for me, right? And it's just like you just open the app and you just, they're just a bunch of spinners in there and women can have them too, right? They could have burly men or they can have surfers.

It doesn't matter, but I, for me, want spinners, right? Yeah, just like I'm show me the Carfax, show me the spinner. Getting this rape thing done is, it's, it's, it's, it's difficult. Maybe it can stay a fantasy.

I mean, it's just, what's the point? I'm just saying if you don't make it happen, it'll, but I, it's hard to do that fantasy and stay it as a fantasy, right? It's like what I'm gonna play multiple roles in the bedroom. I keep changing my mask and I'm like, oh, this is my voice for this guy.

Come here, baby. No, put her over there, dude. Hey, who's watching the door? I don't know why that guy's in the twenties.

We're gonna fuck her like this, see? We're gonna put our penises inside of her, see? Oh my God. Without the support, the support of others.

Oh my God, I totally want to have a fantasy that's just decade oriented. So you have somebody from the 50s, the 20s, the 80s. This is totally rad, man. Dude, I don't think this is keen for anybody.

That's the coppers. Scram, everyone, it's the coppers. Yeah Oh my God. We're ruining our own fantasy.

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