Ep. 78: Hot, Young Couple Play and then Gangbanged by Low Self Esteem!!

All right, Lauren, stay tuned and listen to how we got turned down by every couple in the lifestyle. Hear how we deal with getting really high confidence and then get ego body slammed. That's true. Make sure to stay tuned for a casting call for single men and our new trademarked OnlyFans.

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Started. Get your shit together. I got my chapstick on. I'm ready to go.

You know, it looked like your eyes were closed and you're about to faint. Oh no, that was a contact issue. Yeah, all I heard was issue. You're at work now.

Clock in. OK. Open your eyes. That means eyes open.

Isn't it fun working with me? It's so much fun. I think it'd be great in guest services or an HR environment. Yes, you touch, you wear?

That's not, there's nothing wrong with that. Suck it up, sweetheart. We would have a whole different HR set of rules. We'd be like, alright, you gotta watch this video.

This is browsers porn. Anything that they're doing beyond this point is not allowed in the office. Anything before, yeah, anything you see in this video is allowed. You're just, you're just gonna have to get used to it.

Be sure you're clean shaven when you come to work. You have to bring your own lube to work because we're clear out and it's costing us a fortune. It's very more expensive than pen. Try not to come on the furniture.

Now we had one of the hottest sex experiences we've had in a really long time, right? It was explosive. Not like, not in a gross way. But this also brings me to one of our points about this particular episode, which is about confidence, confidence, because this is split into two halves.

Twas the best of times. Twas the worst of times. I, I like to quote Charles Dickens. Uh, A Tale of Two Cities because I only remember that line, as most people do.

And I have no idea what the book is about. It's a tale of two cities, which cities? I have no idea. I don't even know if they were actually cities.

That's indicative of my attention span, which is that's sort of what they teach on the first day they were reading this book, A Tale of Two Cities, and I remember thinking, I'm gonna read this one. I'm. Do it. I'm gonna do it.

And then, and then they teach you the most famous line from this book is, it was the best of times. It was the worst of times. By day two, I can't read this thing. And that's, that is the amount of information that I retained because I was very excited that day.

All right, but this is about confidence because this particular experience gave us a lot of confidence, right? Well, it gave me a lot of confidence personally, I think it gave you a lot of confidence. There were certain things that gave me confidence and then there were certain things that kind of fucked with, with my self image a little bit being that age was a factor for me. Uh, also body image for me because of some very, very.

Perfect parts on, on him really fucked with my brain afterwards. Like I could not get it out of my head. But overall, it gave us a great boost was a boost. Wow, I like they were young, they were hot, and it made me walk away feeling like I am good enough.

I am a good enough human being. It made me want to apply for a loan. And then the story after this, which we're gonna, we're gonna talk about, which is our next adventure left me feeling like I'm not saying this to be dramatic, almost to the point of like, and I'm sure our listeners been there where you're like, I don't want to be in a lifestyle anymore. I don't really want to do this anymore.

Everyone is. there. And that's why I wanted to talk about it because, you know, we've been doing this 20 years and this is not something that we've never experienced before. You, you do go through this and it's not just your 1st year, your 5th year, you will always go through this.

Well, let's talk about the wonderful one first, and then we'll talk about us being destroyed. We have a hot sexy adventure that we got to go on here in the Riviera, yeah, which we don't usually get a lot of people think that we just live down here and sex shows up on our doorstep, but that does not happen very often. It takes a lot of things to line up for that to actually happen, one being people who don't play, um, that would be the main one, but the other one is actually a schedule time off. I like we get time off.

Yay. Not a lot, but we do get offers. The problem with those offers is they're like, hey, we're coming down in 2 years, and we were wondering if you're available. I'm like, text me when you get here.

I have no idea. I don't know what I'm doing next week. And the thing is, is like their schedule is clear. They know that they've booked that week out.

Yeah, they're on vacation. This was a different hookup because this was through a different social media platform. I'm not gonna say which one, but it was through a different social media platform, platforms. Different is because I got gum in my mouth.

I know I'm not supposed to. You're not skilled. This was through a different social media platform than a typical Ellis site, and they reached out and they said, Hey, we are friends of so and so, not a dirty photo, just a, just a normal everyday granite photo. They talked about, you know, maybe getting together while they were here.

It gets closer and closer to the, to the date. We decide that the only way that we can do this is they're here at a vanilla hotel, so we're gonna go get a day pass to. Vanilla Hotel and try and do some daytime stuff. Try to squeeze something in inside of a 5 hour window, which to us is very possible.

We come in like a seal team. Yeah, and then we looked it up on Google Maps. We realized it was really far. So we're like, oh, maybe we should just stay the night.

So that's what we decided to do. We, we go down there. It's like around lunch. Well, let me, let me start by saying this, this hotel that that we're driving into is gigantic, um.

I drive onto the property like I know it like I own the place, we're locals and they said just go check in at the lobby and I say this way and I because I can say left or right in Spanish, he thinks I'm absolutely fluent and he says a bunch of words in Spanish and I nod my head and say absolutely and drive on my way. What happens after that is I wind up so twisted and turned around inside of this resort. I'm driving on golf cart roads in the jeep and I can't really turn around because I would have had to do an Austin Powers sort of turn around to help walking on the people are walking it says. No unauthorized vehicles, and I turned to you, my co-pilot, and I'm like, it says no, no unauthorized vehicles, and you're like, we're staying here, we're authorized.

I'm like, just drive confidently drive. Oh, there's the spa like you were gonna do a drop off. We were driving on running paths. That's right.

It had like kilometer markers, but I can't even get off of the running paths because I can't turn around. I had nowhere to go. I'm at the pool and I park my car at the pool. So imagine being at a resort.

Just imagine being at a resort where there are no roads, right, but you just drive there up to the pool in your car like you're Diddy or something and just pull up on the grass. Yeah, I'm just gonna pull up. I'm gonna drive my car out of the pool today, it, so I'm like I have to get out of the car and go find help. I go to try to find the lobby, which is about 1 mile away from the pool.

So I go and I find what seemed appropriate at the time was a lifeguard. It's a whistle. So I call the lifeguard over immediately and I start speaking in Spanish and I try to explain to him, I'm trying to check in and he says, Oh, well, the lobby's over there and I'm like, No, you don't understand, sir. My car is parked next to the pool, which is where I imagine you're on your way to right now to save lives.

And he looks at me like, your car is by the what? And I said my car and my wife are parked next to the pool and he says, let me call security for you because you, you need to move. So, uh, it's just my life. I mean that's, that is usually the start of, of usually things that I do.

I don't know why I can't just drive in a straight line, but I love making you press forward when you're driving in uncomfortable situations how you get in. That's how you get into my head. It's this false sense of confidence. Just keep driving, honey.

You're gonna be fine. Honestly, if we went a little bit further, we would have been 4 wheeling on the beach, and that's not a lie. Well, we have 4 wheel drive, so good for us again. So anyway, the security guard comes and after 25 minutes of driving on the running path back, we check in, OK, and they walk and they actually surprise us, boom, from behind.

I'm like. Oh my God, you're here. Emotionally. I wasn't ready.

I wasn't either, but I immediately recognized them from their photos. I like, oh my God, you look so exactly like your pictures, right? Of course, that's, that's, uh, refreshing. Yeah, they were like, oh yeah, I never thought about that.

I was like, so they're like, Well, your room's not ready. Uh, are you guys hungry? Do you want something to eat? And we say, uh, that sounds lovely.

And we eat at this time we. Waste enough time to where it's about almost 3 and they walk back to the lobby with us. So we've spent with them now about 1 hour and 45 minutes in person and they say, alright, they say, yeah, alright, well our room is ready and we look at them and they say, uh, what do you guys want to do? And he boldly enough says, well, we'd like to go back to your room if that's OK with you.

Yeah, we're like. What, what? Oh, OK, batten down the hatches. Very forward and it was refreshing because I wasn't expecting that at all because I'm usually so like, OK, do you want to, are we planning dinner and then you're just automatically putting sex on after dinner.

I'm like, great. Do you, are you, do you, do you want, do you wanna, do you wanna come back now, or do you want, because I gotta, I gotta like set up. I gotta do, I gotta, he's like, Well, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna run back to. The room real quick and then I'm gonna get some of our things and I'm like, oh thank God perfect perfect blah blah they come back to the room.

I, I wind up showering and we wind up setting up quickly, by the way, it's just boom boom like we're setting up a little like a little tent boom, like a show that we do on the road, like plug everything in, get the music going, take a shower, you know, get on, get on stage, go, go, go, go, go. I was like let's just be like naked and oiled up when they get here. We got started by ourselves. They're like, what are your rules?

What are your and we're like, we're pretty open. They're like, we're really open, so let's just try everything and we kind of did. We just really that was really the fun of it was just sort of. Doing anything we were into it pretty quickly and, but I was so insecure because first of all, she's young and beautiful and has the skin of a goddess.

So her skin was absolutely perfect. I mean you're so perfect that I went and I did my makeup again like I got so insecure. I went and I, yeah, and that's the that's the thing is like you start to feel insecure. A little bit because you're like fuck man like God I just feel I have one or two wrinkles like it's that's a big difference.

I'm gonna tell you, yeah, I'm gonna tell you my side of your, your wrinkle side, you know, she is young, she she doesn't have wrinkles, she doesn't have anything on her really. Yeah, she doesn't have that many years on her. God bless her. Um, beautiful, perfect, wonderful, soft skin, supple.

I'll add supple in there. supple on him, right? I don't know if you've noticed his ass. The perfectness.

How could you not notice the perfectness of his ass, right? It has this perfect bubble butt that's fucking you just when he's standing around. You just see this perfect ass. Well, it was shaped like a ball.

Like he looked like he has two little basketballs. He's just one of those people. So I spent 99% of my time trying to face her at all times so that she wouldn't see me from behind so that her view was never seeing my backside. So I was so conscious of her trying to not see me from behind.

I'm going home and working out my butt again just but I'm just doing butt every day, every day I'm doing butt. That's it. Let's do it. You and me both.

That's every day. Yeah, anyway, so again, to to my happiness, just giant cock, just I can't now I'm like I can't wait to watch him fuck you and I and I know. I know you're gonna be in pain. I'm sorry, but I, I, I, I don't care, and I will take this.

Look, if you find more women who wanna peg me with large items, that's on you. That, that's on you. That is on you for not, that is on you for not finding people with large pegging devices, but I have never turned you down and said, no, that is too large of a pegging device, so you can't ever say that it's not fair. No, I, I wouldn't say that anyway.

I, I enjoy. Getting you off, you know that it's a twisted thing. Like I enjoy the twistedness of it. We're on a weird mental level with sex.

Like it's, I, I love whatever's, I don't know, it's not like I just love different stuff. Now we have about, they're on a clock. They have about 1 hour and 45 minutes before they have to be somewhere, right? We're like, all right, well we got an hour, and we sat.

I mean, we fucked for, I mean, up until like 1 hour and 40 minutes. I was doing everything to impress this lady. Now she did these, these amazing a few amazing things, right? First of all, she felt amazing, but she did these amazing things where like when I was fucking her she would sort of do this eye roll thing that was like her eyes would almost roll back in her head which would make me fuck her even harder and faster and then I would start doing that hip thing.

Where I'd start to really, really work my hips, which I don't do with you. I'm sorry, it's just like I try, I try really hard with you, but I try harder with others because I have to impress them. I'm sorry to tell you this. OK, I get it.

I get it, and I like watching you try hard. Yeah, I was trying really hard with those hip thrusts and I was trying to get into a rhythm, like a really good rhythm, like a Michael Jackson rhythm. He he like I, if I he he, I came out, it wouldn't have been unexpected it wouldn't have been, it wouldn't have been inappropriate. Is what I'm saying.

You reach up and grab her tit and you're like, Why are you wearing a sequined glove, Richard? Exactly. If, if I was, if I had that kind of rhythm and she looked up and I was wearing one glove, she would have been like, I get it. I get it.

So I was doing all of that stuff, right? And it was, we were having an amazing time. It was, it was one of those times again, I think our listener will understand, it's one of those times where you kept getting up to turn the air conditioner down because it kept getting hotter and hotter in the room and you're like, how low. How does this air conditioner go?

And for us that's abnormal. That means a lot of cardio for us, and I I was holding up pretty well. Yeah, I, her body was so amazing that I actually enjoyed the fact that you let her be on top of you, which is a scary position for me, but I will allow it. She was like straddling you and her leg muscles and just her lean body, her beautiful little tits, and it's just a vision that I have stuck in my brain.

So at this point what you're talking about is you were blowing his gigantic cock that could barely fit in your mouth and she was on top of me. And one of the things that I love, we'll be right back. Jim and Scarlett, Robin Heather, naughty blonde, Polly D, Rob T, CM BY. Washington, Lex, Mr.

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Red, and Penny for your thoughts. Welcome to the family, y'all. Strap in. So we're lying next to each other.

The guys are lying next to each other and she's riding me. One of my biggest turn ons is sitting next to a guy and watching his face while you're penetrating his wife. It's such a distinct look in the eyes. It's like laser lock on.

It's such a distinct look. I know I have it. I know I do it and I. I know the look when I see it.

And so you identify with it. I know exactly what's going through his brain. It's like you, it's, it's, it's unbelievable. So it's a, it's a huge turn on because you're living vicariously knowing what that thought process is.

But it was one of those good ones where like you fuck and then you stop and you laugh and you grab water and you're like, because it was a cardio session, this 11, yeah, absolutely pounding, a lot of pounding. So then I said, all right, so what is the plan for tonight then? he said, well, we go out and we eat a little bit and then we come back and we fuck some more. We, we had talked to them we're like, what is your favorite thing?

I was like, my favorite thing is just like holding Lauren down, holding your legs back and just talking dirty to her and having you fuck the shit out of her. Like that's my favorite thing. So like that's the part that I. I can't get out of my head was just grabbing your legs and bending them backwards and holding your legs and holding you down and just having him fuck you and he fucks hard.

So I was like, you were underneath me almost and I was almost sitting with my back to your chest, right? So you were holding, you just came underneath me and we're holding my legs open. So I was pretty much sitting on you if I could and then letting. Him pound me was with you behind me like that was so fucking hot.

Like, well, there was one point where I was just like you were sitting on top of him and I came up behind you and put my hands under your butt. And I was just like a doll just taking you and lifting you up and down and just fucking his cock and just lifting you up and down, up and down, up and down. And it's that kind of stuff that. I was just like I could do this all fucking night.

I know it's again, I know it's your vagina and I'm OK with it, but we need to get more lube because we just put it in the cart already. You did good, yeah, the nighttime sex, I think was even better than the daytime sex. I think we had more of a little bit more of a flow with them except for the part, this is the first time that I have put a woman to sleep full on, put her to sleep. Not only, not only put her to sleep, we fucked so hard for so long that at one point she was lying on the end of the bed and she said, I just need a blanket.

I was like, OK, now, to be fair, she didn't go to sleep because I fucked her so hard she was exhausted. She just had, she just had a little too much to drink. So I just want, I just want that noted that she came so hard that she was just like, I am out. I could have ran with that.

Yeah, no one would know. Maybe I'll edit it out. She came so hard she went into shock. Yeah, she went into an orgasm coma.

So I got a blanket and we put a blanket over and then the rest of it just wound up in a threesome with uh the three of us for I guess another like 30 minutes or so and uh oh and we tried DVP on you for a really long time which you have to practice more and since how am I supposed to practice that just by gigantic you have to find more guys and bring them here. So that we can practice on you, but we had you laid down, sprawled out, and we were trying to shove our cocks in you. We got it in once and then you had stopped it and then we tried two more times, two more attempts. Well, I, I pushed one of you out by accident.

It wasn't that I stopped. One of the times was a success. And then it went in and it was like, oh, that was good. And then I.

Pulsed. I was trying so hard, so hard, and he was, I was so excited. One of the things is I, I, I found a new position online, so I wish I could go back and try it again. Like, I know, you already did research, of course you did, not a different position, but just a way that his legs were positioned.

I would just do something a little bit different. And then this is where one of the things about my cock isn't good. Where the curve up is doesn't help like when he's so he's laying lying on his back and then you're lying on top of him and then you're and then I'm on top of you coming inside of you, the way I have to enter you is sort of like up and in. It's a very weird angle to come in.

I can't just sort of go straight in. Oh, you have to like come in like a hook, yeah, it's like a push up almost over me. Like a plane that lost its landing gear and I have to sort of come in first and then hook up and then hook up, yeah, so it's like a weird sort of angle. Do you think I can be while I'm there?

Do you think I can go pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, Richard, pull up, Richard? Do you think I could do that or is that too much? Well, what I would do if I were you, do less of the painful squinting that you do. That that's mainly what throws me off.

Why don't you put a blindfold on me, OK, or a sombrero and so you don't have to look at my face and then I'll just use my words. That doesn't help the Lamaze that you're doing. Well, I love how Mrs. DVP is like, yeah, we DVP.

I totally have done it. And then it's like, I need a blanket and goes to sleep. Like she's not even going to show me how it's done. And she's taking a nappy.

She brings it up and puts it out for the guys who are like, yes, let's go. And there I am trying to. You don't like to be disturbed during your nap. So trying to record that there was nobody to record the DVD did wake up for a minute and try and film some of it.

I'll put up what I can. I mean, there was no light. It was just, it was like whatever. But um half of the time she was like, I'm watching.

I'm watching, but her eyes were closed that that ended in a lot of cum. Well, I would say a lot, but there was. was coming that was involved. Yeah, I do have a hot video of the two of you jacking off on my face.

He already came that day though he came that day, but I just think he wanted to wait. I came 3 times in that day. Yeah, you were a rock star. And even in the last one you still had come.

Yeah, I did. I was very hydrated. I was very proud of us team us team us A plus plus. Yeah, I think we need to go find some 20 year olds.

I don't know if we're ready for that. That night we had sex again after they left. Uh, and then we had sex like for 2 or 3 straight more days just based on that that situation just kept us going for days, just a really, really hot situation. We don't really get that often, but yeah, I like people.

I mean, they were open, but they weren't super experienced. I don't know. Like, I thought when we were kind of blurting out rules and boundaries and stuff that they were like, yeah, we've done everything. And I was like, oh, great.

And I misjudged that totally on my part. So I think I threw out a couple of curveballs that wasn't really something that was up their alley, but um they recovered very well and didn't seem to throw off the balance any when you said, can I poop on your chest? I was shocked, to be honest with you. I had no idea where that came from.

So I would like to have more of those experiences. So it's, uh, I don't think we tried hard enough, meaning you need. You need to spread yourself open more both vaginally and anally. Always be putting stuff inside of you.

What is inside you right now is what we all should be asking you right now. Right now you should be talking to me with the microphone in front of your face and one inside of your vagina. Always be practicing. Always work on that ass stuff because that is like we're never that too.

We need to get more of that too. We need DP. Well, you don't just squinting and the pain down there. Well then try.

You don't try hard enough. I need maybe I need some like numbing. No, you need to, to open it up. Jesus, it's not gonna stay.

You just, all right, we're gonna start pecking Richard. Do you wanna, you wanna, don't you threaten me with a good sign. Buy with it. Those always be suitcasing something.

Always. Great, perfect. Always be suitcasing. Muchacho agrees.

All right, I'm out of here. You go and put something go put something inside. get something now. And then next we're gonna tell the story about how we went up to temptation and my dreams, my hopes, and me was stripped away.

It took a lot of time, therapy, drugs to recover. Just get back into life. But no, we, I, I do. I mean it was, uh, the worst of times, as Dickens said in his book about those two cities.

He was so, uh, foreshadowing of the Richard and Lauren of, of society and how It will be the way it is on its way to how it is now of social classes of the late 21st century. I'm going to go look it up. Are we in the 21st century? We are in the 21st century.

Yes. Welcome. OK, so we've started. Lauren, welcome back.

Thank you. But now it is time for the worst of times. Let that ball drop, the bad kind of drop. Like a blood pressure drop and you're feeling lightheaded and and a little out of it, not in a good way like you did a little bit of Kay.

Stop it. OK, so we're letting it drop. We're going to the worst of times and this is purely our fault. We broke one of our cardinal rules of swinging.

I don't know why we did, but I was just, I guess, really excited because we were high, high on adrenaline and confidence. That, that was our mistake. Yeah, that's, that's what happened. So where did we go?

We went up to uh see some friends at Temptation for 2 days, yeah, for 2 nights. And you know, so when you go, you're like, Temptation is a way bigger resort. I mean, your odds are going to be great. We're coming off of a high, right, right?

And disclosure, temptation is always a bit confusing. OK, so that's the. Only disclosure that I'll make, it's not the same as going to a purely lifestyle resort or a lifestyle party or a lifestyle takeover. It is slightly different.

That is the only disclosure that I will make about temptation. It is generally always a little bit off when it comes to lifestyle. Yeah, it's like going to Vegas. Is it because of all the Elvis impersonators of TTR?

I always end up with a lion in my room. I don't know why. Well, it's not that bad. I mean, I, that's how I feel.

We're talking about shooting in a, in a barrel of vanillas, hoping that you come up with somebody who's just horny and wants to try something new. That's what I feel like temptation is. I think you are a little bit more on the side of people who you have a a way better chance of, of hitting that fish in that barrel than Vegas. We had up, uh, me.

Up with some friends and they know everyone, of course, because they always do. And first person that we meet is a guy in a Batman mask and a thong and looks like he was the body double for the comic book Batman. He's so built this dude a lot of confidence and a really big bulge in his thong, but that, but still. Looking around the crowd, really good looking crowd.

I was like, you know, we got a lot to choose from here, Lauren. a lot of work to do. All right, just so pace yourself, all right, because we're gonna have a lot of choices. We may have to do some afternoon appointments because we can't get all these people in in just the two nights that we're here.

I don't know how we're gonna slide them all in, but we're going to. So that's sort of the attitude going in and we're talking to people. We're we're being social. The nighttime comes and like we said, it's glow night.

Now on glow night you look amazing. Oh, you're so sweet to me, right, and I am wearing the tiniest little silver shorts you've ever seen put on a human being. They would barely fit a toddler. I love that you're like, as they would say in Tropic Thunder, I've gone full R.

In the theme department and I love it. Yeah, so, uh, so I'm wearing the tiniest little silver shirts and I don't really have the butt to support it. I don't have the cock to support it. I just you look so great.

That's sweet, but that's alright. I'm having fun and that's fine. They're so small that there were a few people that walked straight up to me and just looked down and just said, alright, of course, of course, yeah, 3 or 4 people. But I'm like, I don't care.

I really don't I don't care. We're making like we're making laps around the dance floor like and talking to people by this point we know a lot of people, right? So by one by one by one, what starts happening in this in this night, it slowly starts to fade away. The the couples that I feel like we're vibing with are slowly heading towards the horizon.

Like you start to look off into the distance and you're like, are they, are they going to bed? Are they maybe they're just going to the room and they'll come back, maybe. They didn't even say goodnight. This is hello, hello.

Where are you going? Where are you going? What room are you in? You know, another couple maybe is now on the other side of the room and not really talking to you as much or they're talking to other couples and you're like, OK, that's, they've moved on.

It feels to me like, like, you know, people who have gambling problems like I do when you're at a craps table and things just start to go bad. You just start losing, losing, and it's another losing bet, but you're like, uh, but the next one, the next couple, you know, stay in it, stay in it, we still got a lot of choices left, right? But one by one by one we're left with nothing. Even our friends, even our friends were like, we're going to bed.

Fuck you losers. We're out of here. I think, if I'm not mistaken, I am pretty sure we were sad in a corner eating a hamburger. We did, we tried, we tried, we tried.

It's just like the saddest just in the dark eating a hamburger and I had my wingman game on like I was flirting with girls and then, you know, I'd look up and then she chose someone younger and that happened to me with two different people and I was. Like, oh man, I get it, but it is one of those things that starts to creep in, this confidence thing, right, where you start to really get, you really get a kick in the ego, but this is OK, right, because we still have another night. We got 24 more hours. It's at least 48 more couples we could fuck.

So I mean we still go back to the room and fuck like bunnies and that's always one of the positive things that you always get to do because the after effect of that is you're still sexually charged right because it's it's on your mind you've been flirting all night and then you sort of take out that aggression on one another and you just fuck for an hour, call out all the names of the people who didn't go home with you. Oh yeah, guy in the blue tank top who smiled at me. Yeah, he was hot. Wish he knew who we were.

And then go to sleep. So we start on day two. Now these are the nights. It's, it's a Saturday and a Sunday night, and Saturday nights are generally always more busy than Sunday nights.

So I figure because I'm, I'm a positive thinking guy, you're an optimist. It's not true, um, so I'm thinking. Maybe Sunday night's gonna be better because it's gonna be less busy. It's gonna be less crazy, more of a conversation with people.

It'll be less distracting for people to get rid of some of our competition, you know what I mean, because that's fair. Put those young ones on the plane, they gotta get back to high school or wherever they. So, uh, so I figured maybe we'll do better someday, you know, we didn't really go to the pool that day, I'm just I'm not not great at the pool at Temptation. I'm just not just complained about age, but I am the guy who's like, it's just too loud.

Yeah, I was doing content. You went for a nap, shooting a bunch of photos, and I actually met two really cute, again, they had to be in their twenties, girls while I was doing photos, and she was like, Oh my God, you're so pretty. Will you help me take photos? And I did.

And I posed her and we made friends and then I was like, I'm gonna see her later and I'll introduce her to Richard and they were just so cute and then I saw him at the thing and it was just like wave wave like I was wait, hold on, back up. Why am I hearing about this for the first time. I thought, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so hold on. You're down at the beach.

I'm taking a nap. You're down at the beach. You're flirting with two hot 20-year-old girls in bikinis, and you come back to the room and you hold on. And you come back to the room and this isn't the first thing that you tell me, I guess like help me pose just.

I thought I said like I was taking photos and there are some girls down there. Nope, no, I left that part out. The only story I got was there was some guy who's like, you can take pictures of my boat if you want. Oh yeah, that's right.

There's that one too. That's the only story I got because it was creepy, right? That's the story I got. Well, there were some cute girls and I was helping one of them.

Then I was like, these are bikini addiction. Oh, so you tried to sell them. I did. Oh God.

No, I think I didn't even bring it up because I was still in my head about the age thing. So for me, I was like, they're unattainable. But I don't even know if they were just two girls like not staying at the resort. No, they were there, because I saw her later and I waved to her and she's like, hey, that's my shooting part it's my model partner or something.

Again, I missed all of that. I don't know where you were. Not with you. I didn't communicate, Richard.

I'm so sorry. Good, good, good. It's a pleasure meeting them, um. We'll be right back.

All right, Lauren, it is that time again. Bikini addiction. Guess what they're doing? They're coming out with a new style.

We tried to find out, but they wouldn't tell us. We asked so many times we got scolded. They blocked us on WhatsApp. When this happened last time, what happened?

Last do color that they launched, they sold out so quickly that all he told me this time was we ordered a lot. Yeah, so you won't have to worry about that this time. Do you have any guesses as to what it is? They did get a new dog at headquarters.

I think it's gonna be a. Bikini made out of little chains. Oh, that's what you wanted. That's what I want.

He's probably going to do what Richard wanted. You know what I want? What I see a fabric with little islands on it that are shaped like vulvas, and it's a treasure map, and where the treasure is buried is a little X, but that's where the clit is. That's a cute pattern.

I have another idea. I think maybe it's just a bikini with sixes and nines on it, and then everybody just does the work themselves. It doesn't say anything. It's just sixes and nines, possibly.

Yeah, I think that would work. That would be awesome. It doesn't even matter if you're upside down or right side up. The bikini still works.

That's right. What other ideas do you think? Maybe a neon green. They don't have any greens in their colors.

My other idea is that they do a nude color, but they do the top half with nipples and the bottoms with full bush. I think maybe for a niche market, maybe that's the new fabric. What else do you think? I think maybe a little margaritas and tequila shots would be cute.

My last guess is a bunch of little kittens and a bunch of little splashes of water. Nice. You see what I did there? You see what I did there.

All right, so what should people do to make sure this month when it goes down, what do they do? Gonna probably launch at the end of this month, so stay tuned to social media and always, when you order, don't forget to use promo code room 77 to save 10% on your new stock color. Go get them, people, or they will get sold out again. Kini Addiction.com.

So 2 night there are less people, there are fewer people. They were also smaller, so there were less of them speaking in a mass sense, so there was fewer people and less weight overall. But there are still people there. Now there are some people there that I thought we were gonna see again that were on.

My list as potential. I think we're gonna hook up with them. It didn't even show up on on Sunday night. They didn't even come out again.

Crazy me wanted to go knock on their door or call them, be like, why are you guys not out? We said, you said earlier, see you later. And then why did you say that if you didn't if you didn't mean it. So you start to turn into a bit of a crazy person.

So I go through the night and I'm. Feeling just like, I don't know, I'm just feeling I'm getting that feeling of insecurity like you're you're saying with the age thing like I'm just starting to feel weird. So this is how desperately crazy I'm getting because now I'm at the point where there's basically nobody left and I, me and my friend go up to the room and we're doing stuff and uh he's like, hey, you know it would be fun. I'm like what?

He's like, let's shoot Trimix in our dicks and go down there hard and me in the state of my mind, I'm like that is the best idea I've ever heard in my life. Now that's gonna give you some confidence maybe. In hindsight, not the greatest idea in the world you gotta think this one through. So here's the thing.

Gotta really keep in mind the elasticity of your shorts. That's number one, OK? So I go down there and I have a full on throbbing cock poking through my shorts. In my mind, this is gonna be a great conversation starter.

You know what turns out not to be a great conversation starter? Hey everyone, look at my hard cock. It doesn't, so we get to the point where I'm just sort of standing around and I'm like I have to get out of these particular shorts because they're too bad like I can't hide it. I can't hide it.

It's not going down, so I have to, so I go to my friend. I'm like, I need tighter shorts, the tightest shorts you have. He's like, let me take you upstairs now remember the shorts that I was wearing the night before that could barely fit on a toddler. These are shorter than those.

So I'm like, but these will keep me in, right? So I put those on, I borrow his shorts, we go back downstairs. The other thing you don't think through when you're standing there with a hard cock in your shorts is at some point you are gonna be left alone, whether you go to the bath. Bathroom or somebody else goes someplace else it's all fun and wonderful when you're standing there with your friends and your cock is sticking hard out of your shorts.

It's all fun and games. I'm dancing on you, yeah, until you're the guy standing there alone with a hard cock poking through your shorts. Because that, that is when it gets awkward and I'm like it happened to me once. I was like you were like I'm gonna go to the bathroom and somebody else who I was talking to just sort of skirted off and I'm like.

Oh my God, like I am standing here with a hard cock and I feel like security's going to throw me out. So, anyway, I got a photo of it with another couple. I was like, I just have to photograph this for, for visual proof. I don't know where we'll put that photo, but, uh, we do have it.

Patreon. So the end of the night comes, there was literally one couple left that that we were attracted to and wanted to hook up with. We were ultimately, by the end of the night, denied by them. Well, we convinced them even to go to the room, right, and they came back to the room and they had told us in the room, uh, she was on her period and they had to go.

Yeah. That's actually not what happened. Everything was like, yeah, let's go. And we went upstairs and from the elevator ride to the room, the walk to the room, something happened in the hallway.

By the time we got into the room, it was like, hey, we have to leave. Our pickup is at 8 in the morning, so we have to leave really early, you guys, and just don't want to play. And for us we were like, what just happened? Like elevator was all like we had been flirting, elevator ride was good and then something in the hall, getting into the room, we turned on the lights, the music, everything, and then it was like this I have to leave at 8 in the morning ride and we're like, fuck it, who cares, like 30 minutes, let's just take our clothes off and go for it.

And it wasn't until after the fact that you got a WhatsApp that was like. She told me in the hall that she started her period. Oh yeah, that's right. That's right.

Yeah. So this whole thing was like added on top of the, the layered cake of self-doubt of like, well, what did we do? What happened? What happened in that hallway?

Like everybody in the lifestyle, doesn't matter who you are, you always get the I'm on my period, and you never know. You never know what the, what the real excuse is or if it's like, are, yeah, are you on your period? Check it out. Let me see.

Not just the strings. Prove it. Prove it. I don't believe you.

I mean, it'd be a bit extreme. We've all been there. We've all, you know, you don't know. I mean, I, I, I take people at their word, but at this point, you're right.

At that point, we, it was just, we can't do it. At that point, that had really pushed me over the edge. And I was like, wow, I just didn't see that coming. That was really fucking weird.

OK. And it wasn't so much them and it happening because it's not the first time. That, you know, been turned down before, it was the culmination of two straight days of just failing, failing, failing. And when I say that this affected me for at least 2 weeks, I mean, I really was at the point where I was just like, I don't know why I'm doing this anymore.

I don't like, I just start questioning everything about. Yeah, and you, and you question, should we be going to, like, are we, do we really want to do this? Like it's, it does start to fuck with your head. When this does.

Happen mentally speaking, you are way better at this than I am. It doesn't really affect you as much as it affects me. In fact, I would say that I am very envious of the way that you sort of forge on with life. Like you are sort of like, all right, well, catch you later, and just move on with your life.

I am, things like that sort of grow on me. You want to know an answer to everything. That just is how your brain works. And if I don't know the answer to stuff, I just move on.

There are certain things I'm just like, believe me, I'm I'm not insane enough to be like, hi, uh, can I talk to you guys? I just want to know why did you go to bed early last night. I just, I thought we were having fun. We were having a good conversation, and then you guys left at midnight and I thought that was quite early.

So, but these things do start to wear at me just a little bit. And you say that I'm just good about letting stuff go and, but there I think the human nature, you, you do want to. Answer you want to know what it, what was it about me or what was it about us? And you're never going to get that answer.

You have to just be like, oh, well, I'm never going to know, but that doesn't work with how your brain works. You, you love answers to stuff. I don't know the answer. I'm not going to Google anything.

I just move on with my life. But that's just how I am as a person and it really translates lifestyle really well. So maybe I should write a book about. Download our e pamphlet.

I mean, you do have a way healthier outlook on it than I do. I wish I could adopt it. I do, but it really affected me. It affected a lot of things because I sit there and start to to to think like, what was it that?

Is it this about me? Is it that about me? Like what is it? And I know it's very rare to find somebody who's been, it's not impossible, but it's very rare.

To find people who've been in in this world for as long as we've been in this world. And it's hard to explain to people what it felt like when we're doing this in our early 30s, and what it's like doing this now and going through these different phases of life, of groups and society, just the different issues that you have, like, I can't read my phone at night. When I'm out, I can't read my texts anymore and I'm not I'm not bringing my reading glasses to the club, so anybody who texts me, good luck. I had said in another segment that we had done a while ago, I was like I don't care who who blows me off, you know, it's their loss, but that's not necessarily true.

I think we all have these, these self-doubts. It's a rough, it's a rough world out there, you know, and it can really fuck with your brain. Um, I've seen friends go, I've I've heard friends go through it and I should take the advice that I give them. What advice is?

That it's not real. Like none of this is real. It's, it's the most superficial. It's, it's the most surface level crap you could ever think of.

It's literally like I'm just too tired, right? And I was hungry. I was hungry. I'm super in the mood.

It's like everything has to align so perfectly because you're a prop to people like your personal emotions. are the last thing on their list. It's like no one in the lifestyle is here really to make you feel better about yourself, really. But it can make you feel better.

But, it's a, it's a side. So you have to go in with a little bit of a of an exterior and and being ready to to know, like, you know, these are my expectations and. Never get your expectations up, and, and I think that is one of the things that we always tell people, which is expectations kill a great time. Here we are slightly giving yourself expectations where you walk out in the night and you're like, yeah, we have a lot of, we have a lot of options tonight, and that is in and of itself, that's expectations.

Like I have expectations to, to hook up tonight when you walk into that situation. In any of those nights you should be like whatever happens happens. I don't know. I have no idea.

Yeah, there's people talking to me all day long, there's people talking to us all day long. Apparently you met two hot girls at the beach that were flirting with you, but I have no expectations with any of it really. Whatever happens happens. But if you're writing.

Elevator with someone and they're going to your room to play and yeah, that's a little different, then, you know, it is going to hurt. It's going to be a shocker and you you have to take time to process that and be like, yeah, I think that was probably the worst thing that could possibly happen at the worst time. I mean, not that they knew that. No, there's no, there's no possible way that they could have known.

We wanted to share when you're in the worst of times. You do feel like you're out of the club, you know, you feel like I'm, I'm not part of this anymore. So this is more or less to tell people, I think more people feel it than you think. If you've gone through this or you're going through this, you're not alone.

It's, it's, it's tough out there. You just gotta. To really shake it off as well as you can. You're never going to find the answer.

You're never really going to find a legit answer because it's not really a legit hookup, is it? And they're not obligated to tell you anything really as a couple, what their reasoning was for denial. These aren't relationships. They're barely friendships.

You may not even know their name. That's really hard to digest for real. It is so it is, it is based on very shallow criteria. It's like the last thing on a person's mind is making them feel better about themselves.

It's like the first thing that people do is, does it check all of my boxes? Absolutely. But when you are making friends with somebody or you're forging relationships with somebody, you go out of your way to check their boxes as well, to share, to build a form of trust, and that doesn't always happen. You have preliminary meetings, right?

And then you're fired. And you don't know why, and you gotta go find another job. It's just a life lesson, but a little bit because we're always so vulnerable vulnerable in the lifestyle. It's, it's a harder lesson to swallow something, but that is a lesson, and with that lesson, here's the deal.

We're going back. There's one thing we're not, and that's quitters. I'm gonna go in there with zero expectations this time, and I'm gonna wear my little short shorts, and if you're gonna ask me about the horrible experience that I had doing the Trimix, would I do it again? Yes, I will just a little.

Less because maybe you can't really do a little less. You just, it's it's scissor it isn't, right? But you asked me, was this a stupid decision? Did I not think it through?

No, I didn't. Will I do it again? Yes, I will. Was it fun working walking around with a full heart on for two hours?

It was a little bit, I'll be honest. Oh my God, I might do it again. Oh, you kill me. So Paul, we're gonna try again.

And when we come back, we're going to tell you how it went and how it, how it actually went with no expectations and what our confidence is like. It may be you may hear us get on and say we quit. We absolutely quit, can't do it anymore. This isn't for us, right?

And it could be that trying to shoot a fish in that barrel is not our barrel anymore. Maybe we, we prefer more. Set up kind of things like the, the best of times where it's more direct setup and you're not trying to wing it. So we'll see.

Listen, just get your game on. I need you as my wingman. I'm gonna do it. I was really confident, man.

I, I look back and I'm like, I'm trying to channel that you were working it. You were doing a great job. I, you never let me down. You rarely let me down.

I do this one thing that I hate that I do, which is, and I got to get out of this and make me get out of this. OK, this is. Your job when I say when I sort of like when I'm like, well, you go over and talk to them, you go over there and talk to them because I'm scared and I feel like it's less threatening, don't allow me to do that. I think it's like we should go over and talk to them and and approach them because I don't really like it when guys do that and use their wives as the frontline infantry, bring them in, and then the guy walks over.

He's like, What? What is, what is happening over here? What's going on over here? Are you guys, uh, you guys talking?

He's like, I know you brought her over. I know you're up to something and I find myself doing the same thing sometimes. You are the shyer one in a group situation. Well, I don't have a happy face.

I mean, sometimes there are guys that just have happy go lucky faces and they're just welcomed with open arms. I just have a look on my face that says, I will kill you, and it's just, it is what it is. So I don't know if if I'm the person that should be I should be the first responder. I don't know.

Well, we'll first respond as a team. Then you should be first in, right? You just said not to be first in, but I'll stand behind you, OK, and I'll just hold on to your hard cock. That's the other like a leash.

This is my husband. Look at his hard cock. Yeah, just bad, just bad decision, but I'll do it again. I'll do it again.

I gotta find the right shorts for. I'm dancing. In another 2 or 3 weeks or however many days we will be in Isla Mujeres naked with uh like 170 people who we will be rubbing up against and dancing with and having fun with that flirt. Oh, I can't wait for flirt in Isla.

Now this one was sold out. We have a boatload of people over at the Overflow Hotel, uh, but we do want you to join us at our next one, which is going to be in October 2024. Same bat channel, same location. Is it up right now?

Probably not. It's not up right now, but it will go up in the next couple of weeks. You can always follow us on social media where we'll be announcing all of the dates and all the details and how to book your spot. Get on that list first.

They do seem to. Sell out. I always tell Lauren they're going to sell out and then she doesn't believe me. And then, oh my God, you're the one.

But what have you learned in this episode? Did you learn to cope with your feelings? Yeah, I think I cope with your feelings very well. I think that's the lesson is learn how to cope with my feelings.

I think it is. I'll be good to go though for the event though. I'll know exactly what I'm doing. My confidence will be high, right?

And I'll have sex with everyone. And I think I'm gonna bring up if anyone wants to shoot anything for OnlyFans and ask them. We have to get more video at the event for the OnlyFans page. Where is your OnlyFans page for people who don't know that you even have an OnlyFans?

I know someone asked yesterday. It's OnlyFans.com/room77 just like everything else. Go see us fuck fuck Lauren. Yeah, uh, yeah, we need people here.

I think it would just be easier if somebody just came here. If we could just get men, uh, to come to Cancun, and maybe even help with their accommodations. I don't know yet. We'll get a room for a few days and just have a bunch of sex.

We need some guys to come down and have. Text with us. Reach out on OnlyFans or reach out at room 77life.com on the Contact Us. We'll be here.

We'll shoot it like they shoot the Wheel of Fortune, you know, they get like 6 shows a day, you know what I mean? That's good. This is why Pat Sajak never leaves. These are dream jobs for these people.

Shoot like 7 shows a day in and out. Easy, easy money, easiest money in the business. Game show host. That's how we shoot our OnlyFans.

Games like a game show, trademarked, trademarked. We have a game show and OnlyFans, OK. You come on our show and you play a game, whether it's Wheel of Fortune or it's, I don't know, I don't know, you solve something and then the prize is fucking. I think it's a great idea.

That's the showcase showdown. I'm gonna start building a set. I'm gonna wear I'll work on the jeans like the fantastic music trademark you steal it, we're gonna sue you. What else is that about it?

Do we go? We leave. That is it, everyone. We will see you after the party, the next episode.

I'm sure we will have some live audio from, from that shindig. I can't wait. All right, that's it. We gotta go.

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