Ep. 82: Hotel Hottie Booty Call

In this episode, learn how Lauren's powerful vagina turned a foursome into a threesome into a twosome, into a lonesome, all while abandoning our loyal dog to a confused Mexican at midnight. Listen to event guests talk about which partner flirts online and who takes control while playing the field. Spoiler alert, one couple get into a marital spat while on air. Welcome room 77.

Give me more specifics. We don't give a fuck. Lion, we are back. We started and this time we are talking about uh natural disasters.

Our situation was a disaster. It happened naturally. Oh no. So here's the thing, in every lifestyle relationship, there seems to be a person that takes control of the communications online or the flirting online or the creeping, as I call it.

I do a lot of that. Like I will go through the, the photos and the highs, hey, what's up? Yeah, and then call me over, you know, I'll call you over like look at this and be interested and or I'll do a lot of them, but then there's this shift like when you get into the position of like the party or the resort or the situation, even the play situation, yeah, in person, then the vibe, the the. Control sort of switches over to the vibe of the female.

Yeah, that's where I do my best work. I feel like. Well, I think that's, it's, it's, it's pretty normal. And I had always suspected like how many people are out there with the same dynamic.

So when we were at our last event, I did a few interviews asking some of our guests who does the steering of the ship, you called it. Yes, who's the captain of the ship. Who's the couple here? I'm talking to you too.

Yo, don't say your name. We don't do names. You already fucked it up. We're one second in.

So I'm gonna start it like this. What room are you in? 408. 408.

Are you having a good time? In your relationship, who does most of the heavy lifting? OK, sir, it is you. So are you the one that mostly does the searching and the hunting down?

Yes, I'm not the captain, but I'm the hunter. You are the hunter. Yes, online. I'm sending messages.

I'm looking for hot dates. I'm putting them out. And when they call you out and they say, Am I talking to him or am I talking to her, which a lot of people do, do you answer truthfully? Yes, I do.

I do too. Are you OK with that? Yes, and actually he gives them my number and I'm the closer. Where are we meeting?

What are we doing? What's on the agenda? Do you ever go back to him when you see the photos and say, Is this the best you could do? No, you don't do that.

I usually look at the photos. It's a yes or no. So you say no. And then do you, do you ever have to get back to a person and say she thinks you're ugly?

No, I disappear. Is that worse? You're just ghost. I mean, that is, that is the total lifestyle thing that it's sad, but it's true.

All right, now in person. Public, who is doing more of the heavy lifting? The lady is doing more of the heavy lifting, right? Yes, I do the heavy lifting.

I'm the hunter when we're out in public. So roles reverse. Yes. So when she comes up to you and she says, or does she even have to say anything?

Do you just, can you tell by the way she's acting? I don't know. Do you ever whisper in her ear and say abort, abort, abort? I haven't yet.

So you just go with the flow. Yeah, he goes with the flow because I pick the good people. All right, I have one more question. This may sound like a non sequitur.

Are you on your period right now? No. Not anymore, not anymore. Not anymore, not anymore.

All right, we'll save that one for another episode. Thank you guys. Now, really quick, if you thought those people sounded like they were having fun, it's because they were, and you too can have some fun at Sin. When is Sin, Lauren?

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We have photographs there and you can look at them and interact with them if you'd like. They're just they're just photos you can, but you can interact with them if you want. That's up to you. Yeah, that's all on you.

Yeah, you can set up a screen, get little action figures, do stuff. Oh, I had a different thing in mind, but yes, that's action figures is good. You can do tributes to our to our photos. All right, all right, just go.

All right, so back to the story. We had actually wound up in this situation is why I don't know if it's always a great thing that I'm doing it because sometimes I just make bad choices. I don't know if there's a bad choice, but yeah, so what happened in this particular situation was we had gotten a message last minute from a couple and visually, it was like loony. Tunes, my eyes popped out of my head and I was like, before they wrote anything I was like, yes, yes, yes, we will, whatever it is, yes, we will.

So throughout this story we're gonna break it up with some of those interviews at flirtation to hear what they have to say, how the dynamic changes from online to in person. So it's gonna cut back and forth. OK, let me tell you about this one. We get this message on the SDC.

First, this message comes in. I show you the photos of these two people, and you're like, What? These people aren't real. I'm like, I think they are anyway.

They're here. They're staying at a hotel, and they're like, You guys wanna come up? And I'm like, Mm, yes, yes, we do. And we only have one problem is we have a big baby of a dog, so we have to find somebody to watch that fur ball who's just such a pain in my ass.

It's just a wrinkle in my lifestyle ass that just will will not stop sleeping on the couch calmly until you leave and then he eats the house. So as long as we can find somebody for that, then it's then it's all good. So they wind up reaching out very late and they're like, so can you come up now? I'm like, oh man, I know I gotta find somebody to watch this dog.

I call my friend up and I'm like, this is gonna sound really weird, but can you watch our dog for a few hours tonight between like 1011, and 2 a.m. while we go fuck another couple? Like yeah, it's literally like, like the motels. That you read by the hour, like that's what we need for the dog.

Obviously our friend's not confused. Think about how confused Machacho is. Like we're just gonna like you're usually dead asleep, we're gonna drop you off in the middle of Cancun, uh, and we're going out. So the other thing about Cancun is getting into a hotel is this is something that people often forget, often forget is getting into hotels here is like getting into a military installation.

The amount of security and the amount of rules and regulations to get onto property is very strict. It's very hard. It's so hard. So many cameras.

There's so many security guards, they're always watching. You just can't get on. Yeah, it's not like you can just go visit somebody in a hotel because they're all all inclusive, so anyone on. Property needs to be, yeah, right, so we come up with an in well they came up with an ingenious plan and their plan was this we're like, alright, so what is it they're like, we'll have a plan by the time you get here.

We're like, alright, great. So we get there and we're like, what is your plan? They're like, we're just gonna walk on. Oh.

So now this is the part where I've seen a side of you that I've never seen before in my life and quite frankly I don't know if I ever wanna see it again. So we start walking onto the property and she grabs my hand, he grabs your hand, you start walking on the property. All we needed was a clipboard to sell it. And I think we would have got on, but the security guard starts chasing us down the driveway.

He's like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, and he walks up to us. This is a little bit, not verbatim, but this is pretty much what the conversation sounded like between you and the security guard. Hi. Oh, where are you going?

I'm going into the hotel. OK, I'm a guest here. OK, we're staying with them, right, as a group, OK? Let me see your wrist, you show them your left hand.

There it is. He says, let me see your other hand. You show them there's no band on that wrist. And you're like, it fell off.

And you're like, it fell off. I didn't like wearing it. You just start changing your story. I'm gonna go get another one.

I'm I'm actually on my way right now to go get another one. Who would buy this story? Who would buy this story? I mean, he hasn't even gotten to me yet.

And I'm like, I've already given up. I've already given up. Me and him, we're still trying to sell it, and he's like, Yeah, we're just gonna go get it. Yeah, I was just gonna go, go.

I didn't like it. It's like, you haven't even gotten to me yet. What am I? What excuse am I gonna use?

Yeah, what she said, same thing. We both ripped them off because they're about, we're both going to get new ones. They fell off. I'm in room 1313.

0, and he's just like, No, you, you, you can't. You can't. Go in, so I'm like, alright, fine, whatever. How much does it cost to just stay?

I, I try to go into the front desk and I'm like, Look, my man, I just, we just came in with our friends. We're not staying. We live here. We just, we're just coming in for 2 hours.

They're leaving tomorrow, so I just wanted to chat with them for like 2 hours. We'll be out in like 2 hours. He's like, Uh-huh, that'll be $100 each. And we're like, OK, so we pay them money because we're like, uh, you guys are hot and young and it's worth.

I would pay this much for sex if it was an amount of sex money. That's how I rationalize it in my head. I've given strippers way more, way more, and I've never gotten sex off of them. No, no, I have not shortened 42nd dance.

Yes, you know what? Worth it, yeah, yeah, exactly. So I pay for it. I've been in this situation twice now where people have asked us to come to a place and I wind up paying the day pass fee.

Full, the full price, yeah, it always happens and never do they say, let's split it. Let's split it. Never. I don't know why it's always too awkward to be like, can we split this, go and have these.

I mean, you're going in my whole, do you think we can, we quickly go upstairs. These are the most awkward things because there is no chat time to get to one, get to know one another. Oh hell no, no. This is like experience level shit.

This is, this is experience level shit because listen. It's late. I got a dog with a friend. I got shit to do.

You know what we're doing here. Absolutely. Let's just get down to business, yeah, and I still have to drive home. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and get drunk with you.

Like this is a sober act for me. We're doing stuff. Like, let's go. Well, sober, but we, we took, we did take a half a, a shiver before we, we got there before we drove.

Yeah, but that's like that doesn't count. Yeah, you know what, you know what shiver is. We don't have to explain it. All the kids are doing, well, not kids, because, not kids, it's like a figure of speech.

I mean, you have to keep it legal, of course, because it is a, there is THC in it. It's a THC gummy. It's a THC gummy that just makes you feel a little less anxious and it's sexually enhanced. Yeah, it's like a good feeling.

It's like a little bit more than having a drink, but a lot less than what Bill Cosby would serve you. Yeah, it's just an answer. And, and by the way, it is a great example of why shivers is a perfect decision over drinking because I have to drive home tonight, right? I have to go get my doggy, so I don't need that anxiety in my life, you know what I mean?

I just need to feel sexy. If you want some, we are in fact lowkey pushers, so you can go to shivers.store and put in our 77 and get 10% discount. Remember, young hot ass couple is not included. Oh yes.

They were both very, very nice, kind, wonderful people. What I think we both assumed was, is that they were both experienced people, and I don't think that they were that experienced. I think we wound up in a situation where there wasn't a lot of communication with us, maybe with each other. I'm just assuming that part.

So we're up in the room and we start off with, uh, we don't talk about anything. That's good. It's always good to start that way. Um, the only thing we wound up, uh, learning, learning was that he was an ex-male stripper, right?

So what do I say? I'm like, can I have a strip dance? I've never had one before because I've never been to a male strip club, only the female one. Yeah, so I'm very excited to see this happen.

I mean, I'm a huge, huge fan of Magic Mike, except for the last one. Except for the last dance. If you want to refer to the podcast where I review that last film, we politely refer you to episode 68. He, she gets into lingerie, which she looks amazing, right?

Um, and he takes off his clothing and um he is, uh, looks like a god. And uh I was, Smitten and uh I was like, yeah, dance for her. So you, you got your dance. It was really cute the dynamic they had because they were talking about which song to do because they've done this before or something and I was just so nervous for some reason it made me really nervous and I thought it would be a good icebreaker, but then it actually made me more nervous because he was so good looking and his body was like a statue.

So I just had to let myself go and just go there and It turned it into like this roleplay fantasy thing and I just, I let go and I, it was really, really hot. Mind you, while you're getting this really hot dance, I'm on the bed with her just sort of giving her a light massage while also thinking I could dance for you. After this, but it will be such a turnoff. So I'm thinking maybe some magic.

I don't know. I don't really, I have nothing up my sleeve to do for you, but I hope this doesn't turn into a small talent show. Dad jokes. Yeah, it was, it was, it was really, really hot.

I mean, it was just like, I don't know if you're gonna swing the other way, probably be with him, so. And I get, I get that. So, but I, I mean, there was, there was no, I mean there was none of that. It was, it was just like, uh, they're just a normal couple, just a straight couple that online straight listed as straight couple, um, so, or I don't know if she said she was bi or, or, or I don't, I don't actually recall, but we go under the bed and we start doing things and, uh, you know, things are getting a little bit heavy and heated.

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She sort of immediately and I don't know I I'm pretty sure it wasn't a life choice, but um she immediately goes full lesbian like this isn't lifestyle bisexual lesbian, she just goes full Ellen. Oh no, there's a difference, trust me. So it was at that point. You were like, if she was a cat, you were pure catnip to her.

She. Which, you know, it's not a bad thing at all. I just wasn't expecting it. It was just she was, it was, it was getting into that vibe.

It was just really nothing else that she just sort of couldn't take her hands off of you immediately. I mean, very immediately, which was like, oh, OK, well, so that's, that's, that's what's happening now. Uh, I, all right, and then I'll make a sandwich. Yeah, no, no, no, I mean it wasn't there yet because it was just, it was just beginning and let's see what happens next and I mean.

You seem to be enjoying it. I did. I, well, anytime that it's petting and kissing and just being all about the body without doing penetration and stuff yet, I get that is my biggest turn on part of any foreplay. And I'm not going to lie, I mean, the shivers gummy is helping too.

Yeah, always, always better to do that. A little bit of something in your system and beautiful to watch because both of you are gorgeous. I mean, it's just, it's such, it's so beautiful to watch both of your bodies. I just love, I love the softness of women.

I love the touch. I love kissing women. I love the smell. Um, I just am not so great at the next step.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, and, and that's, that's something that we'll get into later, but it's, it's like it's also for us like keeping in line with, with the conversation is as far as what I was steering towards when we were talking about things, really, it wasn't this type of situation. If it was like if you had said, hey, my girls, bye, um. This is what we look like. Do you want to come and jack off and watch the three of us?

I would have been like, Hell yeah, I, I will sit there and pull my dick for two hours if you'd like, but that's not the situation that you're in. And then you wind up in a situation that you, you weren't really expecting. Now I wanna clarify also that she was so into you that she, she also was not really. Uh, she was kind of ignoring him a little bit.

I don't want to say ignoring, but it was, it was that it wasn't that she was specifically ignoring me, like she wasn't being mean or anything like that. She was, she was just so into women, which oblivious, yeah, which was a completely different situation. So I immediately I start to try to move around, you know, like a human game of checkers, but nobody's winning, nobody, you know what I mean, if it's, it sort of felt like we've all been in this situation where you're on a dance floor and someone starts dancing around you and you keep moving around the dance floor and then they can wind up next to you again, you kind of move across the dance floor and you. Oh shit, you're there again.

What do you do? Yeah, you're just sort of like awkwardly chasing them around, but, and, and then it, it, it got to that and then. And then I saw you look at me like, you know, I don't, I don't know what. So now here I am in a position where I was in complete control when I was doing the online creeping thing and, you know, steering the ship, and now you're in complete control and I have no control, so I'm looking at you like, do something, steer the ship, steer the ship, steer the ship.

I got it. What room are you in? Which one? 405 in case you're out there listening, 405.

How are you enjoying the event so far? I am on room 77. Is that the same as cloud nine? Who does most of the work?

Is it you, sir, or is it you? I make it happen in public and when we're out, and he is steering the boat all the way before we go out. So at the party, you're the hungry tiger and you are the creepy creeper online. And sadly, yes, I would say that if I feel A Little shy when I'm out, then he will totally take the reins and be like, hey, let's go over there.

But when he's looking online, borderline restraining order, does he know what you're looking for? Yes. Oh yes. Does he get it right all of the time?

99.9%. Have you ever found someone you thought she is going to absolutely love this person and it has surprised you where she's like, me, oh, absolutely, it happens. Me too. And then I start fighting with like, what do you not find attractive about that guy?

And usually it's who they are and how they act and their personality that makes them more attractive as you get into it, right? Because he reminds me of my cousin, or my mom, yeah, whatever it is. In the lifestyle in general, do you think that this is the most common dynamic because I tend to hear the lady is the boss, she makes all the rules. Hear that a lot.

Do you, do you agree? 100%. But When I hear that, I always tend to think I would bet dollars to donuts. Is that a phrase?

Yes, I'd bet dollars to donuts that there are a lot of men out there who online are steering the ship. Would you agree? Yeah, we're steering the ship, but I always have what she wants, what she doesn't want as the guidance system. Have you ever overridden his veto power?

OK, he says yes. He's saying yes. He's not. That is a hard nod.

OK, I would have to say that maybe there was some tequila fog. I was here a few nights ago in the in the playroom. How do you like the playroom, by the way? Oh my God, best night ever last night is all I have to say.

Yes, I walked in there and I didn't even look at a face. I just pulled my pants down. We saw that. It was amazing.

Oh, were you there? Were you there? I hope you witnessed it. I hope someone filmed it, to be quite honest, but the angels wept.

It was amazing. All right, thank you guys so much for being here. We really, really appreciate it. Thank you so much for doing this.

Thank you for having us. It's been an amazing event. Well, I always feel bad because I want you to be included in it unless it's set up like you said, unless it's set up beforehand. I, I am always worried about your pleasure first before my pleasure.

I don't know if that's even right, but right, I mean, you're accepting the attention from him, right? By the way, why would you not accept attention from him? He's an Adonis. You're accepting the attention from her.

It is very difficult to get a third person in the middle of there. It's just hard. So I immediately become the special kid at the orgy again, playing with his fidget spinner. Oh baby.

So I'm so thrown at this point. I think he noticed that as well. Well, like he was really into the foursome thing. He was definitely not there for just a girl on girl play.

That was not his intention. Because then he immediately, he sort of sits up, he's he's like next to me, bless him and his amazing, perfectly chiseled body. And he sort of looks over at me with that sharp jawline and uh You know, just sort of encouraging me to go over and do stuff to her. So I'm trying to touch her, but at the same time, be respectful.

There's a point where it's, it's like she's still so into you. It's not that she's rejecting me. I just think she's numb to my touch. Right?

So like if she's, she was going down on me and her ass was in the air. And he was like, go around and go down on her. I'd be like, she doesn't even know you're there. Right?

So it's, there's not a lot of positive reinforcement to the touch, which makes me immediately feel insecure. At this point, I'm like, oh, what did I get us into? No, because I feel like maybe I fucked up and I misunderstood everything in this entire situation. Or maybe I made it all about me as being the in-person one and making me the center of attention by saying, give, give me the attention as soon as we walked in the bedroom.

I don't know. Maybe it's my magical kisses. It was, it's just your fault because you're, you're so beautiful. You're so sexy.

You are with an ogre starting to look like gargamel. Now that's the look I'm. Keeping with the Smurf theme there nice. So if you don't know who that is, then go listen to a younger podcast.

Um, but him again, bless his perfect abs and his attitude. He starts coaching like a dad at a soccer game. It's like, come on, honey, let's play the field. Play the whole field, honey.

You know, he's like encouraging her. Remember, there's a player to your left, you can pass the ball. The game's for everyone. This is a team sport, baby.

And he's really trying. He was the kindest human. I swear. He wants to see me fuck her.

She puts herself in the position where she's on all fours and she points her young, beautiful, let me say it again, young, beautiful ass in my direction. And he is standing there, just staring at me with his beautiful blue eyes and wants me to put my cock in her and. Like, all right, well, here we go, here we go, we'll be right back, Lauren. It's that time again, bikini addiction and how forward thinking they are now.

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And he's right alongside of me. I love watching that. I love watching the guy watch you. He's from my camp.

I know he's from because if he enjoys that, I, I enjoy it too. So I also want to see him fuck you, right? So that's sort of what I'm looking forward to as much as I'm enjoying her on you. I also don't want to be left out and not get to see Thor have sex with pound the fuck out of you, right?

I, I start fucking her and what happens next is. She starts to do a little army crawl towards you. Now I don't know if you've ever tried to fuck as a guy you probably haven't aside from pegging, but maybe you could try it. I don't know if you've ever tried to fuck and crawl on your knees at the.

Same time, but it is not an easy task. It may be something like if swingers have games, do something like the potato sack game, because it, it has a skill level that would not be, so she sort of starts to crawl forward and I chase her for like two steps. And I'm like, I should, I should not be chasing her with my cock like this. I'm just gonna let it, let it go and then she sort of falls on top of you again.

And I'm like, all right, I, again, it's very hot watching you. I just, it's beautiful. I just, I don't want to feel like I'm doing something that she doesn't really, really want, right? Like her mind wasn't in her pussy receiving your cock.

Her mind was in her mouth, ready to connect back to me because she's just, she, I could tell and I felt it too because she was just like, she just wanted to come. In me. I don't know. It was super hot, but it was.

And I mean, she was so into you that it was very, very difficult for me to even squeeze in there. There wasn't enough, enough space, right? And I wanted to pause her so I could have Thor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was ready.

Yeah, for sure. So he was, he was like, right next to me. He didn't seem like he was into me, not that I didn't think about it once or 12 times, but I do have the other packet of shivers over there. I'm thinking maybe, I don't know, maybe I can convince him to what the benefits are of taking a THG gummy and maybe his world will open up.

But no, Richard, focus, there are things to do here. That's going to take entirely too long. So I just wound up getting benched for a little bit, but communication is, is just key here. So I, I mean, I could have just adjusted under the circumstances.

It was just like, what direction are we going here? So we sort of called a timeout. I was like, can we have a meeting in the bathroom, please? So, and that's what happened.

We wound up, uh, having like a little talk in the bathroom because it it did get to the point where I think even he got a little bit confused as to what, what was going on there. And maybe she had a little too much to drink. Maybe she was a little, a little, a little drunk. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know, but, um, it's, it's, it's not that it wasn't fun, but I think about 1 hour, more than 1 hour went by at this point and it was sort of just going in this, albeit hot circle. It really wasn't. It, it wasn't, it wasn't all inclusive. Yeah, it wasn't really going any further than that.

So, um, I, we had said let's just call it and we were just at a party and I just had this conversation with my new best friend, and he is my new best friend. I have to announce it. I can't announce his name though. I don't know, maybe I can.

It's Chris, um. So, uh, we had talked about how being in the lifestyle and it seems to always be going through a list of compromises because finding the perfect situation is not easy. There's always, always something that you're compromising on your end because there are certain things that we like as a couple and we want out of it. And there's something that that couple wants out of it.

And when things exactly align, that's great, but the chances of that happening. are usually slim, right, so you, you compromise, you're always compromising, but there has to be like a limit at least to your compromises. You can't just keep going and going and going because then you're gonna end up in a level of either frustrated or you regret doing stuff because you didn't speak up. They go into an awkward place, yeah, it just.

gets awkward. So there's nothing wrong with kind in a kind way ending things before it gets to that place. You have to at some point take control of how much you're going to compromise, you know what I mean, especially if things start to go in a complete different direction than you, you had thought. Slightly different is OK, but you know, it's better.

To regroup and say, you know, let's do this again, but with a better understanding of what we all want out of this. Yeah, I totally agree with that. We agree that we're all attracted to one another, but we got to get a better handle on what the fuck is going on here, right? Because it's 2:30 in the morning.

My dog is having a panic attack somewhere in the middle of Cancun. You know, I'm starting to panic for different reasons now, and yeah, and Lauren's gonna spend the night here. Yeah, and Lauren may get married now. To, to a beautiful woman, I mean, it was getting that time anyway, so you and I came out of the bathroom, decision made.

OK, we're gonna go to the field with this new play, and they were laying on the bed and he was sort of holding her, and I was like, OK, and he pats the bed. Come, come, come, come. I'm gonna deliver the news, and I deliver the news in the middle of by laying in the middle of them where he patted. Because when he tells me to do something, I do it because he's like a god, you should.

So I crawl in between them. You went to actually use the bathroom, and then you came out a couple of minutes later and you're like, What are you doing? I'm like, I'm relaying the news, honey. I'm relaying.

You're relaying the news by being sandwiched in between them and yet in another threesome. I'm like, Well, this didn't work at all, did it? But I'm telling them the news. Don't you believe me?

No, I really was, and, and he was on my page, and, and he was like, no, I totally understand. I think that's a good call and you got to go get your doggy and all that kind of stuff, you know, we'll meet up again at, at some point. And yeah, we did say that we, we ended it really, really amicably, and they're, they're so nice and so pretty. I would love to, I'd love to try it again.

I know. And that was their last night there in Cancun. So, but it is a really Great lesson A for communication, but B, like it just goes to show you how one person is steering that ship in the beginning and how you became immediately became the captain of that ship in the situation. Once we were in that situation, all of my control was gone.

It was like any, I was not the captain anymore. And then even though he was the in-person captain with her because you were talking to her online, I was talking to her and then in person he became the captain, but she was not listening to the captain because she went, yeah, she went in her own little world and that it was, it was, it was a complete 180. It was, it was, um, going, you know, going forward even with that information I could still find a way to have fun with it if, if I, if I wanted to, uh, I just needed. To be prepared.

Like I would just be like, all right, well, you know, just give me access to my wife because I don't mind be sharing her with you, but I need to be with her. Right. And that that would have been the difference. Like, you know what I mean?

Like, you don't, I don't have to be with you. Like, it's not going to ruin my time. I can adjust. I'm just, it's the confusion of things that that sort of, yeah, because you start to wander around the bed and try and find a little inlet to jump in and.

You don't know because the plays haven't been discussed. Yeah, and it's, it's like, I, it's sometimes I don't know if women ever feel what men feel in the creepy arena. And yeah, I don't think so. I think it's you guys definitely got the short end of the stick on that.

Yeah, it's like it's, it's, it's, it's definitely something that we're, I think, always aware of, which is like stranger danger, sort of, you know, where's that limit of like, you know, I don't want to push that hard. Be super aggressive, yeah, stick it in until they give you the thumbs up kind of thing, or yeah, you're gonna like it. You're just gonna take it, honey. Yeah, it's like, and I've seen, I've seen guys do that, and I, I don't love it.

I don't like watching it unless it's communicated that like I love being dominated, and that's different. So, so that's that, and, uh, but I really do hope to see them again at some point. I don't, I don't know, um. I do hope to look like him someday.

That's for goddamn sure, um, that we can all dream. Yeah, beautiful people, beautiful people inside and out though. I really did like them a lot, really, really, really gorgeous. I'd say one of the, one of the hottest couples that have ever reached out to us to maybe they had vision problems.

I don't know. Yay, yes, you know, got the hot ones with glaucoma. And then when it's in person, then the lights are dim. I adjusted the lights all the way down so I looked extra good.

So there, you don't see my wrinkles. That's what I'd like to find is, uh, hot couples with glaucoma. That's the group I want to be in. I'll be in that group.

I will fake medical records to be in that group. Maybe we can talk to the uh shipper bosses and ask if they can make a sexual enhancer with a built-in haze filter, you know what I mean? Like, I mean, we're like, here, you take this one and then we'll take this one and in about 30 minutes you're gonna feel so much better and we are gonna look 100 times more attractive. I think that's a brilliant idea.

Yeah, let's ask him. Let's see if it's possible, you know what I mean? THC plus. All right, well, until next time, hot couple, I know you're not listening, but uh Love you anyway and I could let go with her.

Yeah, you, you did. I could, you could let go with her in that, in that, uh, I really enjoyed being with her. It's just that thing of I feel guilty because I know you're there and I, I want you to be included, so I don't want to let go because I don't want to disappear. I don't want to lose myself into someone, and I could let go with him.

I'm not saying that that's weird. It was an opportunity. That's what he wanted. That's what I wanted.

I'm just saying that if that situation had presented itself, there is the possibility that I could have really let go with him. It just seems like he would have made me feel safe. He patted the bed, you could have gone in line. I'm just, I'm I'm not saying anything on him.

I'm just saying, right, had it presented itself, and maybe he goes to shivers store and gets some supplies for next time. Yeah, because maybe he wants to dip his toes into the waters of no homo brotherhood. You don't know. You don't know until you try it.

No homo, just him. You too much. Welcome to Flirtate. What room are you in?

519. Are you having a good time so far? Really good time. The, the second time we met, you didn't believe that I would remember meeting you.

I did not, and I proved you wrong. Yes, you did. You absolutely did, Richard. I'm thoroughly impressed by that.

The day we got here, you just walked around for the entire first day just pissed off looking because when you're running regular face, I know, no, but when you're running an event like that, I understand how hard. It was so, and I know you're running around here meeting everybody, and the fact that you remembered us did mean something. I, I did, but I forgot you right after the second time. All right, here is my question.

When we're out, we hear the phrase, it's all about the woman, and I agree, but at home, I'm the one on the sites doing all the searching. I'm the one returning all the messages. I'm the tiger looking for the prey. So is it really?

We are hunter gatherers, right? This is true. So in In your relationship, who does most of the lifting, the heavy, the, the working part, the looking, the searching? I'll let the lady answer first.

He does the heavy lifting. When there's something fun or when I want to start lifting for whatever reason, then I'll get involved. Will he show it to you and say, what do you think? Does he have a good track record of picking out what he knows you would like?

Yes. Has he ever gotten it really fucking wrong. Wow, there was no hesitation in that answer. I haven't gotten it really wrong.

So just to put things in perspective, this is our first real like lifestyle event that we've been to. We've been to Temptations a couple of times, but this has been absolutely amazing, and we've had a lot of firsts here. My answer is it depends cause I think we've kind of both taken a Different approach sometimes like she'll be the lead, sometimes I'll be the lead. It just, it kind of depends.

Well, this is where it changes up a bit because I'm about to throw a curveball in here. And if you don't know anything, that's a baseball reference. Oddly enough, it switches when you're in public. The woman takes the lead and starts to take the ball.

That was a football reference. Well done. And starts to run with it and we sort of say, all right, go with it, honey, go with it, go with it. Am I right?

Yeah, absolutely. Until I tell you that. So now, are you picking up on who she's talking to, who she's vibing with, and you know what's going on? Yeah, I have a general, like I have a general idea, but again, we've been together so long, I, I can kind of read everything about her, the body signals and the, you know, the nonverbal stuff.

I think for me, it's just more of a respect thing. Like, I would prefer her to be the lead when we're in public just because guys are just creepy. I mean, we're just We're, we're creepies, and I, and I don't want to be that creepy guy, and I think I was telling people earlier, one of the biggest benefits that I love about the lifestyle in general, every person that we've met has been absolutely amazing because you can't do this if you come in here with baggage. You have to take care of your stuff and you have to be in a good place with yourself to be able to do this and be in the lifestyle.

So generally speaking, all the people are awesome. Have you ever seen him come off creepy? Yeah, I know he's creeping me out right now. No, totally, totally, and, and I think he doesn't do it in any ill will.

Oh, you're being absolutely serious. I was just fucking with you. But yes, there are times that like. Wow.

No, I've never, I've, I've, I have never had an interview turned into a therapy session before. I hate you both right now. I hate you both right now. I love this segment more than anything I've ever.

You guys have to talk about this afterwards. I've done some weird shit too. Tell me if you agree with me here. As, as a man, sometimes I don't also feel right sending her in, go in, set it up.

That also feels a little inauthentic. I, I would agree, but based on her response from the last question, fuck off. Go in there. Take the.

No babe, because you've done the same for me. It's the last night. I'm gonna need you to turn it up a notch just for one night for me, all right? I hope you know what you're asking me, but I'm afraid to find out.

But uh he might turn his mother out. I will, I'll watch from afar. Thanks guys. Lauren, we are back.

Uh, unfortunately that couple is divorced now. No, they're not. They're doing great. They're doing great.

They're so good because they were at the event. Yes, it was they redid their vows. Nothing bad happened. So, um, swinging is hard.

It is. It's not easy. It's, it's not, and it's getting more and more difficult with age, you know what? Speaking of age, let me tell you something, a little secret about me.

I read. article where it said that you can tell, well, not you, but people, scientists, doctors, doctor people so that you can see the onset of Alzheimer by the way you put your toothpaste on your toothbrush. This is what I read. I believe everything I read, so it doesn't really matter.

So it said, so it said that so by the way you fuck up your toothpaste on your. Toothbrush is a significant sign of whether or not you're gonna have Alzheimer's and I'm petrified that I'm gonna have Alzheimer's. I know you are it's a constant worry you have. So now what that has turned into is that every time I put toothpaste on my toothbrush, if it winds up crooked or I miss or lopsided, I just go, oh fuck Alzheimer's.

Every time, so yeah, I have Tourette's and Alzheimer's and hypochondriacism. So now like a maniac, I'm like surgically putting the toothpaste on my toothbrush. I don't think that's the point of the study. I don't think so either.

And I have a follow-up question if I may. I'm sorry we ran out of time. What if Sorry, I, what if your toothpaste falls off your toothbrush by between it from the horizontal to the to the vertical of it being in your mouth because that happens to me a lot. That is brain cancer.

Unfortunately and you're just gonna have to put me down or trade me in for a younger model. Alright, well, I had fun. So here's what I wanted to do with you really quickly if we can get through this is I wanted to, because you, you do a lot of the flirting on OnlyFans. Yeah, it's really fun.

Yeah, I've read some of it. It's really hot. I, I get kind of I didn't really know. I enjoyed it so much, but I'm really getting into it.

Yeah, I get into it too. It kind of turns me on reading it. I enjoy that you're doing it. I, I enjoy that you're so efficient at it, but on the swinging side of things, you're not doing anything, to be fair.

They are two different animals. Maybe you should take over at some point. What you don't seem to get on OnlyFans is the questions that I'm faced with the swinger sites, right, like. So let me just give you an example because you don't ever rarely, you rarely see some of these.

I'm just gonna open up one and this was we're going to Florida and I was talking to, hold on, let me just open this up because I kind of want to read it word for word. OK. Is this someone who messaged us about being in Florida or you messaged them? I, I messaged him.

The him, yes, reached out. He had looked at our profile and he's literally in the town where we're staying, so I was like, maybe I'm gonna reach out to him. OK, kind of hot. So I, I was like, hey, what's up, right?

He says he responds with, What are you? And I say, What are we? And he says, I apologize. I meant to say, How are you?

Say, OK, misunderstanding. I get it. Anyway, make it a short story. I said, we're, you know, we're coming to your area soon, blah, blah, blah.

Now to preface this, he has a total of 4 photos on his profile. Each one of them are cut off at the neck. So they're all of his head, nice looking head. Oh, they're cut off at the neck.

Down they're showing nothing, just his head. It's like headshots. Oh, OK. I was thinking the opposite where he was keeping his head private.

Go ahead. The only other shot he has is he's wearing a long sleeve shirt and like board shorts, so it's basically the only skin you're seeing is shins, calves. That's it, right? OK.

So, so anyway, so he said. We say we're coming to your area soon. He says, well, we should get together. I think it'd be a lot of fun.

Like, great, I do too. Hey, here's our password, yeah, to our private, and uh, he responds back, hot pics. Love them. They're really hot pics.

I respond back with, do you have any more pics? And he says, Well, what kind of pics? Well, what do you mean what kind of pics? The kind of pics you decide on whether you're gonna do.

I literally just sent you a handful of porn. In every way, shape or form, in every position possible, so I simply say anything that shows your body and the response to that was ghost, absolute, yeah, absolute ghost, and you're like, OK, well, alright, good luck, sir. Have a nice day. So that's kind of the, that's kind of the level that that you're dealing with.

So but here's what I wanted to do. I wanted to play like a little role play with you. So I wanna confront you with the things now mind you, we get a lot of nice ones, right? Yeah, good ones, right.

But I wanna give you some of the some of the really good ones that you just throw me completely. I don't know if I'm gonna do any better, but go ahead. I wanna hear what your responses would be to, uh, to some of these, OK, so I'm gonna set them up, right, what these scenarios would be, do a little bit of role playing here if I have the time, I'll put a little keyboard in like you're typing back. Let's say that in this we have a full set of photos and the person reach out, reaches out and they say, hi, we're in town.

Do you have any recommendations of where we could go? What is your response to that? Um, are you looking to go to dinner because it might just be best to use Google. That's a really great response.

Is it? I don't know. That's what I would say. I actually wouldn't even respond to that, but you would delete.

Yeah, that's just a delete for me. You're hard. OK, so here's one full, full set of photos. Hi, so my wife and I are really attracted to you.

We'd love to meet you. She loves ladies with long legs, and I am super attracted to that body of yours. Oh, did you see that my husband is in the photo as well? That that would be an appropriate answer, but you'd be surprised how many times something like that absolutely happens.

Well, don't you say that? Is that called vixening or? OK, so that would be on our profile is what I would say, and I'd be like, oh well. Did you not see our profile?

We don't, we're not hot wifing. Oh, see, I just ignore it. Alright, moving on. Yeah, so good.

Here's a, here's, here's one that I that I looked up and read. Single guy, 2 or 3 photos. Any naughty plans tonight? We always have naughty plans.

It's a great, great response. It's very positive. I just delete it. No, you don't.

All right, here we go. Uh, one pick faces blurred. Message says we're very private people. If you guys are free, we would love to take you out, maybe spend the day together, get to know one another, see if the chemistry is right, and then see where things go.

How do you answer that? I'm um. wow, this is a tough one. I would say I don't meet anyone until I see that your genitalia and full face.

I would love to say that. Yeah, why can't you say that? Is that bad? No, I usually say we're super busy.

Oh well, I'm not lying. I just, it just sounds like a lot of effort already. Like it's just like, uh, you've already made plans for, for us to spend the day together, and I have you have ice cream. I picked your flavor.

I literally haven't responded yet. You made all day you're renting bikes, but I've made reservations already. Your favorite place. What?

So I just, I usually avoid those that are that were in a polyamorous relationship already before the second email because that's, you see the flags. That's my problem, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so here's one actually one of, uh, one of my favorites. Alright, you ready?

Full set of photos and here's the message, hey. That's it. That's all you got. Wow.

Hey, God, I mean, I get those on Instagram and Twitter and everything else, and I just delete them. Unfortunately, I don't know because I don't have time. This is my rule. If you want to say hey, you better tell me something for you to make it out of that, out of that message request.

To get in the inbox for me to reply if you're just gonna say, hey, um, worth that extra time you gotta pitch something, it's gotta be more than that. There needs to be a confidence there. Confident people will say a little bit more. Regular people don't say that.

They just say, hey, I want confident people in the bedroom. It makes it a lot more fun. Here's one, OK, a bunch of photos, attractive couple. Do you guys ever come to Cleveland?

I will if you buy me tickets. Yeah, that is one way. And then, uh, this is an actual, this is an actual message that that I read. Hi, I love your profile.

Unfortunately, the distance is a problem. OK, well you've you've, uh, well you just weaned answered that one yourself, didn't you? You can send that to the recycle bin. There you go.

You just made your own auto reply. That's really funny. It's a lot of work you guys do. It's, it's not fun.

It's not fun, Lauren. Uh, I wish you all well out there. And be direct with us and share your privates. Wrapping this up, Lauren, tell everybody, make sure they go to sin, so they go when and where.

Go to room 77life.com and information is there. You can book it right there on the website. We We're gonna have a blast. I mean, there are a lot of new people coming.

Some people who came to flirt. There's some people who came to long ago. There's a lot of new people, and I know that people will think like, oh, it's going to be the same group over and over again. It's not.

It's a lot of new young people. I think some might be in high school. I'm not sure. I don't even know if it's legal, to be honest with you.

It's Mexico, so you can be 18, I think. Yeah, that works for everybody. It's gonna be see us carted off to jail. Also, go and make sure to grab your shivers.

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