Ep. 96: Hotel Voyeurs, Venn Diagrams and Venom

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77 is how it is said in British English, 77. In American English it would be pronounced as 77, 7777. Lauren. You know, usually I start this thing off chipper, don't.

I'm not in a great mood. Why don't you start? You just do it all. Hey Richard.

Hey, what's up? What is that guy Larry the Seinfeld, but like oh Larry David, Larry David, that's what you're that's what I feel like I sound like a little bit of kind of the, the mood I'm in, you know, you have a bad day, you're supposed to do this thing chipper, but this one's gonna have a bit of an edge. There, it just turned into Costanza. Have a little bit of an edge, Jerry.

This whole podcast in the. Form of Seinfeld characters. So, uh, how are you? First of all, I'm so good.

I'm glad you don't have the hiccup. They just stopped. If everybody wants to know, I get stress hiccups. I know it sounds silly.

I think it's very cute. It's not cute. It's like torture. If, if, if your body can do anything to torture you, it's hiccups.

Uncontrollable hiccups. And let me tell you something, Lauren, they're not just hiccups, double hiccups. You don't just go hiccups, it goes, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup, hiccup. It's You hiccup twice.

That's how out of sync and stressed out my body is right now because of all of the things that are happening in my little life. It's all imploding, and I don't want to blame you. But OK, so divorce is not good to bring up now. Let's just finish the podcast and then we'll talk about it.

OK. That's what we're going to concentrate right now. Just this, and then we'll talk about that. We're so close to making 100 episodes.

I know, and then syndication. I love does anyone even know No, nobody has no idea what I'm talking about. It just makes me sound so old. syndication is when there were just 4 networks thing they're like that's not even a word anymore.

It's not even a word because it doesn't mean anything. Uh, uh, you know what else, Lauren, big announcement. You're getting a penis enlargement. Well, no, but is that what you want?

No. Is that what you're asking for? No, I just I'm always staring at your, your penis bottles that you keep on your desk for different sizes. Don't tell people about that.

No, big announcement. February flirt has been announced. Yes, it has, and Here, tell them all about it. Well, first, it's what everybody's been waiting for.

It's just magic. And I want to tell everybody, don't wait too long. 50, more than 50% of the room's gone. And if the other 50% sell, that would mean that 75% of the rooms are already gone, 90% left that are left, right?

But now, really 50% of the rooms are gone. Yeah, they are. So February always has a special energy to it. I think it's because everyone is cold.

They come down here and they're frisky. They're flirty. It's a great party. It's going to be kind of a.

Special party this year. I can't tell you why. There's two special things that are happening at this party, party within a party. There's a theme that I think everybody's really, really going to enjoy.

It's going to envelop the entire party, the entire party. It's going to be really, really fun. We're also giving away free penis enhancements. Where do they go?

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So the episode, what is it about? Let me look at my note. My one note. I just made one note.

Ah, yes, I have it right here is a story filled with travel and adventure and exhibitionism and a lonely voyeur and an attempted rape. God, not me. I was, I was almost raped. I know it's so yeah, I didn't almost rape someone.

No, no, you've already done that. Not this time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, no, I was almost raped.

And I was there witnessing the whole thing, not doing anything, maybe cheering it on a little bit. Yeah, a little bit, seeing the fear in my eyes, scratching hashtag #metoo into a wall. You did nothing. But in this particular episode, we are going to talk about the types of parties that exist in the lifestyle.

We went to a party in New Jersey with Shivers and had a really good time there. I didn't know how it was going to go. This is a group that we've never been to. We've never, we don't know their people.

We're not familiar with them. We have Shivers really brought us there, sponsored us to go to a party, basically. They pick us up at the airport. Really nice guy, Patrick, who took care of us.

It's very nerve-wracking to go to a new party. Whenever anybody goes to an event or a party where you don't know anybody, you're not familiar with that group, it's already very, very stressful, right? There's a flow to every kind of group. And when there's, you know, these parties that happen over and over again, people, People go again and then you're like, I don't know where to go.

I don't know where the such and such is and people just know stuff and you feel out of place by being a new person, but you also feel out of the environment and it's very scary. We also had another couple that dropped everything to meet us there. Now, before we get into my tragic, almost rape story. And my doctor story because I was on call for the entire event and I saved someone's life and uh put his penis in my hand gently twice for too for too long.

I think I'm supposed to say the name Natasha and I don't know why. Go on. Shout out Natasha. And maybe John.

Still not sure. There's really only 3 or 4 different types of party. I don't think everybody's prepared for that when they go to a different type of party because it's not really sold as a type of party, but they definitely have categories and we're going to sort of go over those types of categories. We, because we're professionals, know what type we're at when we get there or before we get there, but you, as a person who maybe hasn't been to all of them might get there and be like, uh, this is weird.

Or this is different, or this is awesome. I've never experienced something like this before. So we're just going to talk about the difference and maybe the positives and what the negatives, the things that may work for you, may not work for you. And it's not necessarily about what to expect because we don't really want to douse you with expectations, but you do need to understand so that you have a better handle on everything when you show up.

Exactly. And a way to recognize it. This is how I should mentally prepare, which is what I do when I have to do time. We took a little trip to Estados Unidos.

The two states we chose were Florida and Jersey. Nuevo. Yeah, we went to New Jersey, but we went to Florida first. I enjoy Florida.

You say Florida funny like a New Jersey person where I'm from. That's how I say it. So. Uh, we had to get a driver's license because we need it for some business stuff.

Yeah, it's good to have a driver's license. Some bank. It makes a little banking from here easier and stuff, and we had to, I had to get my driver's. I was, I, I studied so much for this driving test.

Yeah, so your brother freaked you out because he, he was like, Oh, Richard, everything's changed since Lauren got hers. Now you're. Required to take a driving test like a computer test, and you may have to drive the car. You have to drive the driving part I wasn't worried about.

I killed it. Watch this. Watch me parallel this bitch. Yeah.

And someone asked me, they're like, Can you even parallel park anymore? I'm like, 20 years in LA. It's one thing I can do 100% is freaking parallel park. So yeah, so I studied for like 3 days.

I took every test I could find online. I was getting frustrated because I memorized every question and I thought, I'm ready. And then I got there to the DMV, which was lovely, by the way. It was, it was very organized.

It was clean. I found everyone to be very polite, and I'm ready to take the test. Brought my #2 pencil with me. He's like, all right, just stare at the camera.

I'm like, oh, I guess that's just it. I did have a license before. It was just. Expired and it had to be replaced.

And but I thought I was going to have to, you know, talk about yields and merging and what color cane a blind person has white, not red. It's not red. It is not red. So, uh, so we did that.

We got there and we checked into this hotel. It's lovely. We stayed in Del Rey Beach, beautiful little town. It's so cute.

The hard part about staying in Del Rey is I want to have sex with everyone in Del Rey. Oh my God. It is a little bit hard to tell if the guys there are with their wives or daughters. It's a little, I'm like on the edge.

Yeah, I'm on the edge. I'm like, I don't know if you're out with your girlfriend or your daughter. I'm not quite sure. Trying to read the body language to get a vibe.

I'm still going to hit on her. I'm going to take, take the chance because she's pretty hot and no one wore bras. No one wore bras. Amazing.

Like right? what, what happened to us? Is it because we live in Mexico? Is that the new thing?

I don't know. I guess we enjoyed it. There were some cute single guys that we were like, look at him. Really hot, really hot people kept trying to throw out what hotel we were in.

Hey, just, you know, room 308. Yeah, you know, I'm going to use another Seinfeld reference here, which is crazy. We had reserved a king-size suite in this really, really pretty sexy, sexy hotel that our friend suggested to us, and we do everything she tells us to do anyway. So we just booked it.

I was really looking forward to just getting sexy in there. OK, we get up to the room and there's 2 beds in there. We're like, well, this is weird. We ordered a king.

This is not our room. Let's go back downstairs. And there's also, there's no terrace, which I thought was in each room as well. It's very clear to me at that point that they changed our room from the one that we booked.

We go down there. I say, pull out the reservation. I say, hey, we reserved a king room. And he says, Yeah.

The thing is though, is we have an event here and we don't have that room anymore. Here comes the Seinfeld. You see, that's what a reservation is for. Anybody could take the reservation.

It's the holding is the important part. I bought that room. Now you, now your job is to hold it until I get there. Here I am.

Yeah, that room where it means, right. So they said, Well, we, we can change you into, into another room with a king bed. I'm like, Oh, this is great. Has it great.

Has a terrace. This sounds fantastic. We get up there. However, Sexiness is gone, right?

These are the things that I noticed. Oh, it's a handicap accessible room. Quickly I realized they renovated the hotel, but for some reason, yeah, we'll save money. Let's cut corners with the handicapped.

What's up with that? The handicapped don't need to be sexy. That's what. So.

I'm in an old decored handicapped accessible room with a porch and a king bed. Not that bad. Just in case an orgy happens, I have the king bed. B, balcony, not because that's the letter it starts with.

B, balcony as in. Choice in case we want to be exhibitionist or the crowd that usually forms outside when we have sex has a good vantage point to be able to watch. It's something we like to do for the people. Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, but we, I asked you, I was like, do you want to like blowjob on the balcony? And you were like, No, we can't do that. That's too much. Yeah, because you, Lauren, don't know how to survey.

I know. I just take it to the next level. You just go, you don't go outside and do a survey. You know what I mean?

This is, yeah, I'm like the OSH for the lifestyles. I go in, I look around, I take a little gander, and you didn't notice that to your right above you and to your left, right, it is just clear views. So it could be like, you know, a child just staring at you, your, your hoary mouth. You don't know from the street if a child sees your hoary mouth, that's their problem.

You know what I mean? That's the parent's fault. That's bad parenting. Yeah, watch where you're going, kid.

Put them on a leash. Stop looking in my room. But If there's a room next to you, then it's a little like, you know, they're gonna call the front desk. Can you get the horror in the room next to me to stop being so hoary?

Yeah, we're with the event and we're not lifestyle, and the person's like, I don't even know what lifestyle is. And they're like, well, we're not. So that night we meet friends for dinner and then we bring them back to fuck, just like that. Do you want to come back to fuck?

Yes, we do. Let's go fuck. When we go back to fuck, we begin by taking off our clothes, which oddly is how we always begin. So strange.

I walk over to the window and I'm about to close the curtains and I notice on on the first floor is a man across the street is a little Irish pub. You will. There's these little benches out front with picnic tables. They use them as tables.

And at that bench is a person sitting staring directly into our room. I'm like, huh, and I know these people that we're with, and I know that they don't mind being exhibitionists. So I say, you know what, I'm not going to pull the curtain. That's why I got this room.

I got this to be exhibitionisty, so I'm not going to pull the curtain. I'm gonna. Put the sexy lights on and I'm going to see what happens. But I have my eye on this person the entire time, right?

You start getting undressed, we start doing things and I motion to you and I'm like, there's somebody watching downstairs. Look, I was doing SEAL Team 6 talks during sex. I was with my two fingers on my eyeballs. I was like, look outside downstairs, guy looking in, holding a weapon.

No, but you saw that, right? And then you looked down and you were like, oh, you were like, oh my God. I was like, well, it was hard to tell if he was moving and I couldn't see where his direction was. But I think that he was trying to be so still as if, as if we wouldn't see him.

That's exactly what happened because, yes, absolutely. Because then when we told them, I was like, there's a guy down there that's been watching. I'm gonna jump ahead here. I wasn't gonna jump ahead, but we had told them it was like, there's a guy down here that's been watching the entire time.

because I didn't really want to tell them, but I knew they wouldn't care. They were like, Where? Let me see. And they start staring at the guy.

This, I don't know if you've ever seen prey, like when something is about to be eaten by another animal, how absolutely still the prey gets to pretend that they don't exist. That's how still this person was, to the point that we as a group started to debate whether or not this was a person, or if it was a mural that we were all staring at. Thinking it was an actual person. But he, our friend, got out, walked out the door and started swinging his hard dick out there to try to get him to move, but he didn't flinch until he finally actually just got up and moved and we're like, that is an actual person.

When you see someone down and you're looking down at them, do you know how much they can see back of what we see? Is it the same or do you have to be closer to the window or do you have to light it correctly? Like how much can they see in of what we see of them? Great question, Lauren.

I'm glad. You asked for the listener. If you're not a glass expert like I am, because I've been dealing with a lot of, uh, window tinting at the moment, if you put a film on a window, it's going to tint, and that's going to reflect the light, whichever way the light is going. In this case, we had more light on our side.

So that means he's gonna have a better vantage point on his side. OK. In the day, it would be the opposite. So it'd be more difficult to look in because it's darker inside the room and it's reflecting the light.

Basically, what we were giving him was a large screen television. Excellent. Yeah, which is the point, really. Yeah, absolutely.

I feel like it was, he knew what he was doing. Of course, he knew what he was doing. He chose this spot because this particular hotel has maybe had some people do the same thing before. I don't think it was his first time.

No, no, no, I think he loves that spot. I think it's his seat. Now, this is, this is what happened, and this is gonna be a quick story because it's not even really the story of us going to New Jersey. But, um, while we were fucking.

I go down on this, this little hottie that I always go down on and start fucking her like an animal. Boom, boom, boom. He must have been down there on the first floor at this Irish bar thinking that guy's a fucking porn star slash superheroes. I mean, Jesus, look at them go.

But it must have been like, god damn, this disabled dude is awesome. He, he doesn't even look handicapped to me, not the way he's moving those hips. But God bless him. He he's working through that disability like a champ.

And then you, you're on the bed, he sticks his dick in you and premature ejaculates. And I thought, if that guy. If that guy that's looking up there saw that, he'd be thinking, Oh, that's embarrassing. That's the handicapped guy.

Yeah, that's his room. In fact, that's how he got the handicapped room. Hi, I need a special shower. I'm a premature ejaculator.

Let me tell you something. That's because of that tight little pussy of yours. Well, I mean, it is. You got a tight little pussy.

It's because I got a tiny little penis, but that's why you're so tight. But that's, that's that tight little pussy. I don't think some people are ready for it. That's what happens.

They put it in you. It's like a death grip. And it's like, oh my God, that's really tight. Oh, I came.

That happens. He was doing that thing, you know, like when guys are like, there's that, yeah, the 30 seconds where you're like. I could thrust one more time or I could just pull out and pause, and then change positions or whatever. It was the 30 seconds he went in for one more thrust and then he was like, goddamn it.

It wasn't like a sexy one. He was just like mad at himself. He came all over my back, came all over your back. I then, like a man, went behind you and fucked you with come all over.

You back and it was one of the hottest things that I think I've ever done because it was a lot to come and you looked disgusting and so hoary. I had a lot of fun doing that. We had told a story about this couple before and he was the same guy that was like, Do you want me to go again, Jack? He'll just start fucking again.

Yeah, I came again. But then I got to think the guy outside watching us fuck is like, Well, that can't be real because he's got a huge cock. And then he just came. Sorry, boss.

Well, I can go again if you want, Jack. Holy shit, that's fucking Dirk Diggler, a little bit older. By the time I closed the curtain, he was still down there looking up. I don't know if he thought a second shift was coming, but he thought we were real whores.

Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I don't know if you're listening to this, but you are very welcome. And, uh, now you know handicaps can do everything you can do.

This, uh, is where we begin the story. I was almost raped. Yes, so just so everybody's prepared, trigger warning, just stay tuned because grab some Kleenex for your come. This is what happened.

We leave Florida and go to New Jersey, get off the plane, airline crushed our bag, but honestly, like, couldn't be more impressed with JetBlue. That was amazing. Let me just give a shout out to JetBlue because they, they've wanted to be a sponsor for a really long time. And we just, we don't have room for them, but I'm gonna just give him a free one.

All right, so, uh, so let me tell you what happens with JetBlue and the difference between American Airline, which I, I don't wanna sound biased or anything, but American Airline is the worst airline in the world. You can't even say their name correctly because it's so shitty. It's airlines. We get the bag comes off of the thing and it's, and I grabbed the bag and someone looks at me with pity and then hands me one of the wheels.

That was still, it was like the bag was coming around and the wheel was right behind it. You grab the bag and then she's like, Sir, do you want, do you want this? Do you want your wheel? And I'm like, Yeah, I'll take my wheel.

So. So I take my wheel and we go into JetBlue and we're like, hey, JetBlue. And she's like, How can I help you? And I said, You broke our bag.

And JetBlue says, Well, let us just give you a new one. And we're like, What? And she's like, Hey, I got a bunch back here, brand new, out of the box in the plastic. She's like, What color do you want?

I'm like, I love JetBlue. So listen, JetBlue, in our books, you rock. American Airlines, you can suck my balls. American Airlines sucks.

It just sucks on every level. Not, not only do they suck on, on just a, a service level, their personalities suck. And then guess what else? You get on the plane and then you take off and you go to get it to Wi Fi and they want like 30 bucks.

Yeah, JetBlue free, free, free. Yeah, why? Because it should be, it should be. It's fucking Wi Fi.

What are you, American Airlines? Are you a fucking cruise? Jesus Christ. Well, you can use your miles if you want to use up your miles.

This is what I did. It's only 24,000 miles to get Wi Fi for an hour. Great, thank you. Thank you, American Airlines.

So generous of you. Please allow us to bail out your fucking company. Tell us how you really feel. We already said this was gonna have a little bit, a little bit of an edge.

Yeah. All right, that's the end of the podcast. All right, so we went to Jersey where you grew up. We go to a party before we get into that.

Thank you, Shivers for bringing us there. Thank you friends for meeting us there. And it wasn't like flashy, but it was a fucking awesome time, a really, a really fun time. Yeah, and this is going into the types of parties that we'll we'll get into in a second, but just speaking of this event.

Alone, we had no idea what we were getting into. We get thrown right into the pool party, land and go to the pool, and there you are. And immediately people start walking in the door and they're beautiful. It's like, like we're casting The Bachelor or The Bachelorette.

I'm like a normal person's like, fuck yeah. I'm immediately like, oh no. You're like, I need to go do push-ups. I need to go fix my face.

Yeah, immediately. I'm gonna go hide in my room because it's, it starts to get, it gets a bit intimidating, but it also immediately starts to give you a feel for what kind of party this is going to be because the big stuff happens at night, right? Um, the nights were good. A lot of the, uh, socializing was the actually the lobby, believe it or not, which I didn't hate.

Most of the people that weren't in taking the music until after midnight on the 6th floor, which was another thing, yeah, but most of the socializing took place in the actual lobby of the hotel, which I really enjoyed. I don't know if it was on purpose or by accident. It was awesome. There's one thing that people love to do in this lifestyle.

It's socialize. It had sort of areas for you to do everything. You had a lot of guys that thought you were attractive and you thought. I thought that a lot of guys there were attractive.

Um, I saw you googly eyes. Um, there was a lot of girls there that I thought were attractive that would not speak to me, so that was a good sign that it was a good party. Yeah, you were gonna get laid for sure. Like I was not getting laid except by my rapist.

If anybody doesn't know, just go Google the character Venom with Tom Hardy, uh, the Marvel character, because Venom and her husband, if you don't know the superpowers of Venom those arms and grabby sticky. Arms that you have, that's how I was being treated most of the night. So I had nowhere to run, hide, or control my own body because if I tried to escape it was impossible. She was like, no, Richard, no, I could be across the room and I was being controlled by this little venom slut's arm.

I don't know how she grabbed onto me, but this is how she met. This is the first, her 1st, 1st contact me. I was sucking on a lollipop. She walked up to me and she said, Take your lollipop out of your mouth.

Now I'm gonna kiss you, and then she started making out with me. Like I, it's aggressive. That is aggressive on a whole new level because you, you not only sexually assaulted me, um, took food out of my mouth. Yeah, you came over to me.

You're like, honey, I just, she just made out with me. I just made out with her. And I was like, OK. And then walks around, tries to rape everyone else, and I feel like, oh, this is, you don't even make me feel special about the rape.

It's just how rapists are. Either way, I'm OK with it. I'm sticking my dick in her. That's how it ends tonight.

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Check out my body. I'm gonna, I'm going to call my raper Dakota. I'm going to call her that because that's what she told me to call her. Now Dakota's husband, uh, he, he likes us a lot, and I can see that in his eyes, he's saying to me silently, there's nothing I can do for you.

I can't help you. So before we get into my tragic rape story and my doctor story, I was there on call at the friction party for everyone, but mostly for a man who needed my tender hand on his penis. Before we get into that, we wanted to talk about the types, just the types of parties and what our opinions are, the 4 types of parties that are out there that are not necessarily advertised. Like you don't say like.

Hey, come to our event in Isla Mujeres. It's, it's, it's the dancy dancy, dancy dancy baby fuck party. Put a trademark on that because dancy dancy fuck party Well, Diddy didn't use it, so we can use that one. OK, good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Use dancey dancey fuck party and also scoop up baby baby oil dance party. If he doesn't have that one, I'd actually like that one. All right, so here are the four because we did this sort of Venn diagram of in our minds we actually do a Venn diagram, but like on the, on the one side you have this, what are the raves, Coachella or Tomorrowland, yeah.

And then on the other side you have like nudist resorts, right? So on either side of those that spectrum you have, you have couples that are in the lifestyle that are at a nudist resort, and you have a lifestyle people that are at these raves, right, and they're infringing. Upon the circles of of the Venn diagram that is on on the extreme side, right? And then everything sort of coalesces in the in the middle of this, this circle, which also represents a vagina and it also represents our party because we found the perfect center.

Well, that's what we aim for. Easier said than done. Let's just say that it's a lot easier said than done. All right, so here we go on the far side, we got party party rave, right, right, party party rave on the other side, naturist.

Here's my junk, but don't touch it. Yeah. Not really thinking about sex at all. I'm just here because I like my junk out.

Uh, on either side of those, there are people who legitimately love the music. There are people who legitimately just love having their junk out. But there's also people who are in both worlds, right? It's the light when you take that lifestyle circle, the lifestyle circle and envelopes on those things.

Dirty vibes is a great example. They just sort of cross over into the world of rave and. Music centered, you know, 50-something DJs, purgatory. The lights are fucking on point.

I mean, it is, it's just amazing. It's amazing presentation, right? It's a fucking party. It goes till 6 a.m.

Is sex the first thing on, on these people's minds? Usually not. It's not a priority like playrooms are for a lot of people. That's the party you're going to.

You as a person, as a patron, if you book this thing, you have to adjust. You have to be like, all right, this is the party I'm going to, because it's, if you're, if you're looking for a certain thing, it is hard. At those events, usually to socialize sexually. It's just harder.

There's a lot of people and the music's loud. It's, I always end up trying to have conversations with and then by day two, my voice is gone. You are looking for that, and you show up at this party, it can become very intimidating. They know what the other half is thinking.

They're not necessarily there for that. They just want to have a good time, which is that's what their thing is. You have to adjust. They don't have to adjust.

They know why they're there, right? But you have this constant. Problem of people coming into events and saying this event sucks because nobody was fucking by the pool. That's not the event you're right, you chose the wrong event.

Now you slide over to the next type of event. It's more of that. Now you take the music element down, you bring the social and sex up a bit, the, the music and the partying comes down a little bit, the volume literally comes down a little bit. You move into that world.

Now, the things you have to deal with are, you may start getting hit on by people that you don't want to be hit on. It could become a drag in the sense of you're like, Oh my God, I don't. I just wanted to come and dance my ass off. And this guy's annoying me.

This couple's annoying me. And I just want to, I just want to get my freak on and just dance on the dance floor. The worlds start to to mix. Then you, then there's the third one.

is more like about activities and learning stuff and connecting and making friends and that kind of thing. There's a ton of workshops. There's tantra people there. It's, it's not so much about the party.

It's really about connecting. And a deeper meaning to it all, which is again, not for everybody. So if you show up and you're looking for EDM music, I don't think you're at the right place. That's not your event.

And then the last one, where's the last one? The last one is like, let's, it's super curated and sanctum, yeah, dinner with douchebag, yeah, have dinner for $1500 a head and have an experience which we, we went to once, never again. Uh, you're being sold an experience. That doesn't exist.

It's dick swinging and bullshit. You're not gonna find better looking people just because it costs more. You cannot buy an experience in a lifestyle, and I'll say this, and we'll get into my, my, my rape story, uh, because this particular party was held at a Holiday Inn, a Holiday Inn, and some dick bag is gonna try to sell you a ticket for thousands of dollars and promise you something that you can get at a party that you can find at a Holiday Inn. I would imagine you're.

Smarter to know that this person is not looking for you to have a good time. They're just looking to make a shit ton of money. That's all they're looking for. That's the 4th kind.

And we are staunch believers in go to every type of party, depending on who you are. Yeah, and you'll find your people. Here's the rule. Don't try to change the party once you're there.

You have to adjust to what party you're at. If you're one of those people and you wind up at one of those parties, don't bag on the party. Don't be like, Oh, this party sucks, because, you know. I thought the music would be better.

I thought the music would be louder. I thought the be quieter, you know, we hear sometimes we're like, I thought there, I thought there'd be a workshop or something. Well, there's not, OK. It's not what we're doing.

And we want our people to dance and hang out, you know, that's the vibe we want to give off. There are other people who want to party till 6 in the morning. That's them. If you want to party till 6 in the morning, go find a party that's going to party till 6 in the morning.

That's cool, but don't say it was a shitty party because no one was, no one was naked, right? Just adjust and go to bed. Like that's just that's where you wound up. It's you.

It's not, it's that's that's the kind of group and just don't go to the 4th party because that's just a waste of money and time. Uh, that was, that was in between, I would say, you know, the funny, dancy, sexy party, the fun dancy, sexy party. Yeah, there was not a, I don't, I think there was topless only, but there wasn't, it was actually clothing optional. Oh, the whole thing with clothing optional.

Yeah, it was clothing optional. It's just nobody got naked, which is par for the course for this, this type of party. That's why I didn't even know the sex is important to them. The Music is sort of important to, which would happen that night on the 6th floor.

You saw more of them. Uh, because the music scene didn't happen. It happened more upstairs, which almost didn't happen, which I'm glad it did happen because I would have missed out on the best part of the event as far as I'm concerned, but I got off track and now I have to get back to my rape story or my not rape story. But, you'll know.

So you try and tell her, let's go up to the room, we're going to do the penis injection. We got to go to the 6th floor. Then what happens? Right?

But we're not dumb people. I know how this works. I know that as soon as they stick this. Uh, this, this penis injection in him, uh, the orgy starts.

The dick's gonna get hard, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I have to tell everybody like we're a team in a huddle. All right, look, this is what's not gonna happen. We're not gonna inject the penis.

The penis is gonna get hard and then we're all gonna wind up having sex in here and never make it to the 6th floor, OK? That is not what's gonna happen tonight. OK? No, no, why would we do that?

No, it's not gonna happen. We don't do things like that. You're a rapist. I don't believe you.

You've made out with 10 people and you're a horny, horny girl, right? There's 123 ladies and 123 guys. Is that correct? Or 4 ladies, 4 ladies, 33 guys.

I go to inject his penis. He's very afraid. I give him the first shot. I give him all the instructions.

I give him all this. I give him the safety manual. He watches the video, takes the test. Right, I may, I may have held on to his cock a little too long, whatever.

He didn't care. So, so what does everybody do? They surround him with cameras and lighting and lighting. I'm like, what are you doing to this poor guy?

Anyway, he's so scared. This guy, this shot doesn't take, so I have to shoot him again. I feel bad for him. I really do.

I felt bad. I was trying to pull people in the other room like, guys, can we give him a. Little bit of privacy. Let's not, you know, stare at him like we're in a monkey exhibit where we're up against the glass watching him.

I did. And the second time, even after the 2nd time I shot him, and he's just the entire time he's beating his dick like it owed him money. That one sort of took inside of, um, 20 seconds, Dakota, my rapist, laid down on the bed and spread her legs. Put a dick in my mouth.

Of course, of course you do costume, just jumps on the bed on her back, spreads her legs and is like. Give me some of that dick. Listen, we're gonna, we are all going to fuck. I promise, I promise you, I just need to make it up to that 6th floor.

Eventually we do make it up to that 6th floor, and the 6th floor changed my life. Uh, it was the most amazing part of the party. When we go up there, we go up the, the fire stairs, the entire staircase is shaking, and already I'm like, I love this. And you're working your way up and it feels very, very similar to, I don't know why for me, it felt very, very similar to walking into clubs in New York.

New York City because in New York City to these clubs there and the walls would be shaking. It's like that when you open that door, the sound is just, you can feel, you can physically feel the sound. So when we walk through the door, I'm expecting to see just a hallway with a bunch of people in it. It, it was so much more.

It was blacked out. At the very end was the DJ and he was pretty much the only regular light was right over his table. Everything else was lasers. It was red lights.

It was moving lights. There were LEDs. Strips going up and down the floor. And I'd say like every other room was open.

And then once you went into the room, those rooms were decorated very similar or a little bit different, but those rooms are also dark and lit very, very well in the hall. Some people are pushed up against the walls, like making out or given a blowjob and you just kind of push around them. It was like a fraternity party meets a rave meets an apocalyptic party at the end of the world. It, it's just what it felt like, like an apocalyptic in the sense of if someone found a hotel and took it over and threw a rave in, in a hotel, at the end of days, let's falls out kind of thing.

It was amazing. We just stayed up there and just really felt the vibe. Shivers magic mushrooms got us through that entire event. They worked wonders for both of us.

I had never, I was a little scared to do. The microdosing of their legal mushrooms, but he was like, no, it's not going to get you high. It just gives you that. It gives you energy and that clarity and everything's a little more intense.

So I was like, give it to me and think that I wouldn't have made it to the 6th floor if it was. I don't think so either. I'm just glad that we knew the owner at that point. Because then we just had free stuff.

So I was eating them like Tic Tacs. Thank you, Shivers for getting us through that night with ease. I literally didn't crash until on the plane at like 9 o'clock in the morning. Thank you.

If people want them, where do they go? Go to one of our websites, Room 77 Life, or go to shivers.store and use the promo code R77. And you can save 10%. It was awesome.

And there you go. Holiday Inn. Who knew? And it was fucking amazing, right?

I didn't have to pay a ticket to have dinner with anybody. Then we're like, All right, well, let's all go fuck. Yeah. Nobody's available.

Everybody's split off. They're nowhere to be found. It's like 3 o'clock in the morning. Our flight's in an hour.

Sorry about that, Richard. So like it was like it was, it was all in all, it was a really, really great time. Physically, I was never raped. Right?

It never got to happen. Emotionally, that took a toll. There's turmoil that came with all of those threats, but also I feel empty because I never was raped. So sorry.

It's one of the things that it's like what you were saying about just you have to understand your environment, understand the people in that party, and you adjust and make the best of that party. And we did. We had a really great time. Yeah, we did.

And again, it doesn't mean that it makes it a good party or a bad party. There could be a could be a really, really ugly looking party, right? That could be amazing. Like you walk in, you're like the setup.

Horrible. The venue's horrible. And you're like, I had the best time ever at that party because whatever reason, right? What whatever reason.

Or on the other hand, or you could have a ticket that you paid for $1500 a head for. They have wine and champagne, and you're like, that was the worst money I've ever spent in my entire life and I'm walking out with blue balls. This is common. It's just like it can look pretty and be horrible, man, it can look not pretty and be amazing just like the people that you fuck in the lifestyle.

So the difference is, is being able to open yourself up to what the vibe that's happening at that party. Sometimes a party can evolve in real time and it can sort of ebb and flow. We've seen that happen at Desire. It's gone from dead to a raging party.

Usually, it winds up with one sort of vibe and then that part that Not feeling it is left on the outskirts and they're wondering why they can't change the entire party for what they want rather than joining it. So don't be that person. What did we learn? Just adjust.

Make sure that you are adjusting to the party. The party is not. Going to adjust to you. Or you can just come to flirt in February, where it is absolutely perfect on target.

You don't have to adjust because we nailed it. And I don't say that just because it's true. I also say it because we benefit from it monetarily. All right, that's it.

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