Ep. 99: Cruising For a Schmoozing: Troubles Aboard the Temptation Cruise

1. 1. From our new and final studio, we share our pimped out penthouse Temptation cruise experience.
   2. Richard uses the view from the suite’s living room to “penis judge” the clothing-optional guests below, gathering more data for his obsession. We interview guests about what they think is average vs large sized junk.
   3. Sex before dinner? Yes, please. We’re good at scheduling sex, not so great at filming it.
   4. When the music is loud, we can only flirt with couples by dancing near them. What do women expect when “dance flirting” with men on the dance floor?
   5. We tour the TEMPTATION playroom on the cruise, which quickly became an awkward porn, corn maze we had to escape.
   6. We entice a couple to the room with cookies and a jacuzzi. Have a foursome with some silent cummers. Richard chooses a random body part to cum on.
   7. We interview guests whether they prefer cum distance or volume.
   8. Don’t book Desire without asking me for a rate first!

#PENISJUDGE #DISTANCEVSVOLUME #OATMEALCOOKIES #PORNCORNMAZE #CRUISING

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