Ep. 98: Gag Flex Training; Live Interviews; Violating Men as a Fake Doctor

All right, Lauren, this next one is from Brihan of Paul Paul, West Virginia. Brian said, my wife got too excited when I broached the subject of getting into the lifestyle and immediately named three of my friends that she'd fuck as soon as I brought it up. How do I get this toothpaste back in the tube? Oh, Brian, it sounds like he's friends with a lot of hot guys.

I would just try and say maybe you want to take things really, really slowly, and, and your friends are gay. 77 is how it is said in British English, 77. In American English it would be pronounced as 77 77 77. All right, Lauren, we are back.

We are back. And again, I'd like to tell our listener, we're moving, which is about the 12th time in our existence of the podcast moving studio. So this is the last time we will be recording in this studio for for farewell, farewell, farewell, little studio. You have served us well, but we shall be moving on after thus.

I don't know, but today we're going to tell you about our amazing sin takeover 2025. It was the best event we've ever had. It was the biggest. I wish I could do an amazing Donald Trump.

Donald. I wish I could do a really good one. It was the best. It was the biggest.

It was, uh, everybody's talking about it. Everyone was saying it was. It was huge. It's the biggest.

Uh, they did have a good time. They had, they said the vibe was really good. So we did have a little bit of sex there. I almost poisoned the guy with Trimix.

True story. He was actually, I believe, immune to Trimix. was just not, yeah, I almost took the bottle and just started shoving it down his throat because it just, it just wasn't working. It's like he was patient zero for in a zombie movie, if you had to reverse, reverse the zombie.

Zombies like he was the antidote for the zombie. I relate, I relate everything. Maybe instead of phenylephrine, maybe this guy just come and bite you or bite your dick. Biting dicks is usually bad, but in this case, it's better than the ER.

Also, within that story, I believe I was on the other side of the take one for the team, which means I was the one. So I, I didn't take one for the team. You're saying you were this, the one that they didn't want to have sex. Yeah, like when you say, oh, I got to take one for the team.

I was the one. So I'm pretty sure I, I'm pretty sure, pretty sure I think you're wrong. There's no way you were. I was.

Come on, I'm not, I'm not a very insecure person. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. You think about it being the last night you depleted a serotonin, you're exhausted, and you just got in your head. I saw they were having fun.

She was having fun. Everyone hates me. Yeah, I'll talk about that later, but you know what, it happens. It didn't happen.

We're all in this, this situation every once in a while, you know, not everybody's gonna get along. Whatever the silver lining is, my dick was inside of her. It's all, you know what I mean? No, no, you did the dude they lose, I win.

So there you go. Also bikini addiction, always such a huge help. That bikini was stunning on everybody. A lot of people said it was one of their favorites actually.

It was super hot. Like I kept catching it around the pool, and you can't get these for each event we make a custom bikini. If you are a Patreon supporter of the podcast, we do also let you buy it. And then eventually, like in like 6 months or something, the fabric will go up.

On the custom site with the trim, but you have to pick it out yourself and make it yourself. It's amazing. It's a really hot one. I just kept looking across the pool and you pick them usually.

Yes, I make it. I picked the fabric. We go through different trims. We do it under black light.

It's a whole process with me and Brad and Jane. We it was, it takes a few months. Everybody just looks really, really hot and I kept looking across the pool and they just, the way bikini addiction makes. These bodies look, it's instant plastic surgery.

It's hot, but this, I just, I love the scrunch butts and I love the, the, the rhinestones. So, so thank you, Bikini Addiction for being there. And if you want to see that photo, how do they see the photo of it? I usually will post it on Instagram.

I do, but I don't post it necessarily in association with the event and I blur the people's faces out. I just haven't gotten to it. I usually say like girls trip or something like make it more generic because I don't want to, they don't need to know just where do they see the photo? Room 7 podcast.

And where do they go if they want the coolest bikini ever? Bikini Addiction.com and use our promo code room 77 and you'll save 10% and that way it supports us too. Also, a little bit later, I got a taboo toy sent us a blowjob machine and just wait all the way to the end of the show. I will be coming in a tube.

So, you know, you wanna listen. Great event. I was a little bit worried about this one. I don't know how you felt about this one.

For me, it was the stress of this moving thing and the event happening at the same time. I felt like I was constantly behind. It rained every day, twice a day leading up to this for like a month and a half, and then we get there. If weather could perform fallatio on us, that's what it did.

It gave us the best. It was so perfect, so wonderful. So it was such perfect fellatio. It even rimmed us a little bit.

It did. It gave us a little tickle on the balls. Yeah, for some reason, this chat group was a bit different. It was hard to get a grasp on the crowd.

And I also might say that the group vibe is never indicative of what the party is going to be like chat. Yeah, there's there's your chat personality and then there's, there's your when you show up event personality. They're two completely different people. We've learned this.

I think everybody knows this, if they chat online or they've been in group chats. So I was a little bit like, I can't get a hold of this group. But when the people showed up too, it was just like the people all together vibed so well with each other. And that's something you can't ever tell with the group chat and a lot of first timers, right?

Yes. Oh my God, so many. I loved meeting so many cool people. So we talked to a few people there.

We asked a bunch of questions while we were there. And here's some of them. Hi guys, thank you so much for being here. How many of these have you been to?

This is our 1st, 00. That's less than 1. How great is my math? You're so smart.

So where, where are you coming in from? Las Vegas. Las Vegas, from what I've heard in the news is doing fantastic right now. Wonderful.

Great math names, right? Are you having a great time? F. Unbelievable.

We love it. This is like a hidden gem. Thank you. I think Lauren's the gem.

I'm the hidden part. What brought you here specifically to this one, if it's your first one, your podcast, you guys. What specifically about the podcast? Lauren's laugh.

Lauren is adorable and you are fucking nuts. And you're hot. Yeah, I, I, I, I have a face for, for podcasts that, that, but thank you. Thank you for that.

I'm not putting that in the podcast. I know this is not a podcast for serial. Stop backing away. Could you, could you possibly put that any closer into my mouth?

Well, we want to get that beautiful voice of yours. OK, OK. We just do a balance of the background music. So we've known you for a while now.

You, you've become very special in our lives, and by special I mean special needsy. What brings you to this specific place? So we were podcast listeners and we enjoy your podcast. We laugh a lot, and honestly, having started.

Started our lifestyle journey at Desire, which we enjoy. After a while we're ready for something different, and when we got here the first time we enjoyed the people. It's a great group. It's a fun group.

We laugh our asses off all week and we always leave feeling like we've met some special people, and it keeps us coming back and wanting more. You, uh, you are, you're one of the life of the party here. You always are, and we, we really, really appreciate that. These two are beautiful.

When I saw a photo of these. That came from a friend. My first question to my friend was, why are these two not my naked slaves? That's true that that still holds true.

So I do want everybody to know that we are talking to two extremely attractive people. So hi guys, how are you? Outstanding. How many, how many of these things, these takeover things do you usually go to per year?

22. And what pray tell. Brought you to this one. Well, we were at another takeover over at Temptations and we met this lovely, lovely couple gushing about how amazing you two are and how amazing hosts you are and the events that you put on and how everyone feels so included and comfortable in themselves and can just let free.

And so we were like, why not come to this one? And host that we listen to your podcast and your podcast is absolutely amazing because it speaks to like the real stuff that goes on in all of this world. We're about to get to the real stuff right. After this, uh, have we let you down yet?

Well, it's been more than we expected because we, we usually walk in with no expectation. We have been blown away. Have you done everything and everybody you've wanted to do yet? Not yet, not yet, not yet, but there's still time.

There is still time. time. There's still time. We've done a lot of things, uh, but there are still some things we have on our desire list that we.

So this is your very, very first thing ever, ever. Have you been to clubs or house parties or anything like that? A few clubs. Uh, one party, like one big party, and this is so much better.

This is the best way to do it, right? Yeah, you got to tell everybody. Like they don't, they don't, they don't understand. They think it's intimidating, and guess what?

This is the easiest way to do it rather than the other thing. Yeah, we thought we were gonna nerd it out and stuff, not in the least bit. No, see, everybody's on the same schedule. Yeah, as long as you hand out, I was handing out penis candy, as long as you can eat.

Everybody brings penis candy. I don't know what she's talking about. People, people hand out stuff every night like it's not sanctioned here. Yeah, I got a little, uh, wooden word of fuck last night.

They were handing that out on 0 fucks given handing out the glow sticks last night. People bring their own party favors and share. Hello, my friend. How you doing?

Thanks for being here. Thank you for having me. It's a pleasure having you here. You've been absolutely wonderful.

So I can tell our listener that you are our first, and this is the operative word here, you are our first admittedly gay man to be at this entire event. So looking through your eyes, what, what have you felt? What have you seen? How would you describe the experience so far?

The experience, that's a good question. I feel like it's honestly. A beautiful experience. I've had an eye opening, a couple epiphanies, 100%.

Being a gay man, obviously I'm not attracted to the female anatomy sexually, but I do obviously admire beauty and just by existing and seeing all these women feel comfortable and sexy and happy walking across the pool with like just their tatas out is beautiful. Like it's just like I'm taking it in as much as I'm taking. in everything else and it's, it's just been amazing and some cocks if they're out, if they happen to be out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen a couple.

And early and, and earlier we, we had talked a little bit about just sort of the, the freedom and the happiness that you sort of share with one community that we share with this community where it's like not everybody gets it, but at the same time, it's like, it's not your thing. Like describe that to me again where it's just like seeing the, the. Similarities and and just the happiness that people have and and that energy, how it coincides. um, I think the energy is very similar in terms of like the openness like you can see because these people are so open with not only again their sexuality but with their partner, you, you feel the security with each other.

I've never seen so many like couples periodically like physically even check in with their partner as much as this community does and I'm sure. It's very, very important, um, and it's the reason why you just see so many happy couples. It's like again, really, really beautiful, and it makes me want to, uh, maybe incorporate this into my own life. We're looking for, for, you know, answers here.

Don't write any books. We're not, we're not looking for like I don't know why you're looking at me. This is the one that no, you're right, we're not making a Lifetime movie here. OK, I'll keep that in mind.

All right, well, first of all, welcome back, guys. Welcome. Thank you. Why are you?

Welcoming me because you're here with me. That is a good point. I stand corrected. You guys have been here before, yes?

Yes. Are you enjoying this one? Absolutely. Can you?

You just said not to write a book. No, I, no. All right, keep, can you keep it somewhere between an interrogation and not wanting to tell us too much and a Hallmark movie. OK.

Are you enjoying yourself so far? Yes, Jesus Christ. Holy shit. Come here, come here.

So this is now our event. We don't, we don't do any other hotel takeovers, any of that other stuff. No, we don't want to. We made the decision after we were here last time.

This is the thing that we twice a year. Like that's life goals. Are you booked for February? Not yet.

We have to babysit our child stuff. All right. That makes me really happy because I love having you guys here. So that makes me really happy.

I'm not gonna cry, but whatever, uh, and you brought friends, which means a lot. Yes, we are literally trying to like contract all of Ohio to come here. Yeah, but, well, thank you for being here. It's, it's amazing watching you guys at every party because you not only have a lot of fun, you bring a lot of fun, and whenever we see you with others, you're always having fun laughing and in this case.

Putting tiny sombreros on hard penises. Yes, we were. I actually have to take a lot of these questions and shove them to the next episode because I talk too much and there's just too much. So here are some of the questions that I have to put into the next episode.

Really quickly, can you with both hands show me the size of an average penis? No, no, no, just yeah, the world's average, the world's average penis. OK, stay right there. Ladies and gentlemen, she just showed me an 8-inch penis as average.

Do you dance flirt on the dance floor? Yes, OK, absolutely. When you're dance flirting with a guy, tell me what I'm supposed to do. You're grinding up against me.

What am I supposed to do? Am I supposed to dry hump you? Am I feeling your titties? Am I pulling your hair, and you're grinding up against us.

Do you expect us to get fully erect? If you had the choice, the only the two choices, to. Bust like an eclair filled with cream or with the power of a hose filled with Jergens lotions, meaning distance. What would you choose, distance or volume.

So it's always great to see the people show up and it's even better when, uh, the people show up and you're like, I'd fuck them. I can't wait to see them naked. It's always like a pleasant surprise, right? Because at the, at the start of it, you just want them to be nice and cool.

That's all you're asking for. And then they show up and they're hot. You're like. Right on.

There were so many of them that were showing up and I'm like, all right, all right. The juxtaposition to that is, we always know going into this, that this event, as good as it may be, we never really get to have fun, because we're so busy. Yeah, unfortunately, we're coordinating with the hotel of all the little moving parts and things that have to go off. Yeah, I don't, yeah, again, not, not a complaint, but I don't, there are certain people who understand that.

People that are actually in hospitality that get it. Others who are just like, don't really get it, but appreciate it. People did notice when the people walk up, you have this feeling of, I am really attracted to you, but my body wants to go to sleep for 9 hours. So you could offer me sex, and I will respond equally as excited as if you say, do you guys want to go take a nap?

I'd be like, I'm down for either, honestly, whatever you guys want if you guys, if you guys wanna nap. How, how long of a sex session are we talking about? Can we nap longer than we fuck because that would be great for us. Maybe a light massage.

Nothing that'll wake me up. And then some couples show up, you know, that these are the one percenters of the world. They show up and I'm like, hi, nice to meet you, and my inside voice goes, I love you. And there was one couple, we were like, holy God Almighty, they are just, just beautiful.

And actually, as we interviewed the couples, you'll see, we weren't the only ones, obviously, because we asked, we asked them, hey, who would you fuck here? And one of the top choices, uh, we interviewed a lot, not all of them are on there, but this particular couple was always at the top of the list. All right, my dear, stand up for one second. You don't have a choice.

You have. To choose in your eyeline right now one person, who would you fuck? It can't be somebody you fucked already. Oh, now see, if I could only choose one person, only one, it's not.

There's so many there. I know that's the problem, and really no one can see them, so they're not going to judge. I would say I don't, don't say his name or her name, just say what they're wearing. Um, there's not a lot of people wearing, you have.

A gun to your head. I know this is a hard decision. I'll choose someone for you would say over there in the flower pants, like the blue and red and white. I'm trying to see who that is.

I know that like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know why I like him? Because he's built like a fucking tree log. Like I, I, I like him and he's a nice guy.

I spoke to him a bunch of times. The thing I like, I remember talking to him. You like. He's a nice.

Yes, and I like, like someone can be a no from a distance, and then as soon as I talk to them I'm like, oh my God, they're the best person. Wait, let's get a shallow answer. Come here, sir. All right, looking out here, you have to choose someone who would you fuck?

I mean, she's right on the line. All right, well that was fast. She just walked past, just walked past us. That's tall, beautiful, lanky, uh, sweet, and very, very sweet.

Yes, darling. All right. Who would you do? Who would you, who would you have sex with?

OK, the man first. Well, so from where I'm looking, my answer is gonna be different now. Oh, because he was here before. Yeah, but I'm gonna go straight across on the daybed, straight across on the daybed.

Yeah, I know exactly who you're talking about. That he is a he is. Oh, you've kissed him. Oh, fantastic.

He is a specimen. He's a specimen of a man. I'd rather not have him at my party just because he makes me look worse. All right, you, sir, and yesterday you answered anyone, which you cannot answer in your, in your field of vision.

Who would you stick it in? Uh, who, who's this one coming out here with the, the, I know the ears. I know the little ears. Oh, the cat ears.

Do you know who that is? That is the DJ's wife. Awesome. Yeah, I could, I could set that up for you.

She's constantly moving. Hold on, I'm gonna, oh, I can't take him away from the DJ booth. I was gonna do another bit. He's working hard.

She is adorable. Look, that's what her boobs look like. Showing her boobs. Wow, I think she's doing that just for you.

I don't know. Come here. Come here, come here, come here. She's stuck in model.

Come here. She doesn't want to come here. She, she just wants to be naked and show you her tits. All right, this isn't translating to podcast and gun to your head.

You're no, no, you, right shoulder, gun to your head, gun to your head anywhere over your right shoulder, not your partner. Gun to your head. Who are you fucking? You have to choose someone.

You have to. Is his name? You don't, please don't say a name. Oh yes, big muscles.

That guy right there, live with the giant traps. Yeah, I'd, I'd kind of fuck him too. Uh, good choice, good choice. You, sir, look to your right as well.

Gun to your head. Who are you fucking? I mean, I know what the answer is. I don't gotta.

That wasn't, I don't gotta go very far. Yeah, I can see her. I can see her. That was an easy one.

That was an underhand pitch. Yeah, sorry. That that's kind of the crowd here. It's uh, it's nice.

That's uh most of them are hired. That's why they're so friendly. Your left shoulder, look over your left shoulder, gun to your head, gun to your head. You have to choose, and it's not the guy who has an extremely hard cock right now.

Who would you have sex with? Choose someone to your left in your eye line. Oh, you have to choose someone in my left. I would have sex with all of them.

Nope, nope, you have to be specific. You have to choose someone. I say a name? No, just describe them.

Just say what they're wearing. Oh, based on what they're wearing. Yes, little kitty cat ears and a sexy bikini. Oh, I know who that is.

Good choice. You know what, I didn't even see her there. You're right. No, you're right.

me a minute. That's the one. Well, because I think I thought it was a cat. But you're staring out there right now.

You have to choose someone. Who do you fuck? Which guy are you fucking? I've been eyeing one particular man this entire time.

His name, I don't say his name. I, I don't know his name, but he is, um, tall, dark, handsome. I know who he is, very buff. I know who he is.

Um, yeah, very, very. I know who he is. That is a good choice. 100%.

You know who he's talking about, right? Tall, dark, handsome buff guys here. Yes, that's true, the older one. So it's traps, the traps, is it the it's traps, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, honestly, everything, the abs, the quads, like he's just a beautiful specimen through and through.

He has been up in the gym every day like an asshole at like 5 a.m. I need to know exactly what time he's in the gym. Go ahead, get erect. No, all right, I can't stop that.

All right, here's my, no, don't. He's starting. He's starting. That's exactly what I would have done.

All right, since you got up though, I am going to ask you this. Here, stand up for one second and I'm going to ask you, it can't be anybody that you have had sex with yet, but just in your view right here, gun to your head, you have to choose someone to fuck. Who is it? Lauren.

No, it can't be Lauren. She's standing behind you. It has to be in front of you. No, Lauren, you can't move in front of him.

I think it's still Lauren. Alright, I'll take, I will take Lauren. I will take Lauren. Alright, don't say names.

Don't say names. I'm gonna ask you the same question if you, who are you fucking. It can't be somebody you did it with already. You have 10 seconds.

You're the first one. All right, me and who else? Well, we'll, I, well, you have to describe him. You describe him.

We'll double team you. Who is it? Me and who? She's, she's trying to find him.

him. All right, describe him. The guy that curly hair, these really deep eyes, this nipple ring with this really, I know, I know who it is. I know who it is.

I know who it is. I know who he is. I, I know exactly who it is, and they do have really good energies. I know exactly who you're talking about.

I can make that happen if you'd like. But I wonder, you know, what that's like to be like the Brad and Angelina. Oh my God, of the party of the party that show up. They were, they were very, very down to earth and sweet, very on the shy side for sure, yeah, very, very shy.

Like to be that couple. Everybody at the party sort of wants to get to, get on you. Yeah, just physically instant 100%. Attraction they're on the yes list.

Yeah, I, I wonder what, what that's like. I don't know. We'd asked a couple of people as far as being admired by everybody, not here's what they said. Would you rather be admired by everyone, everyone in the world sexually or random strangers just hand you cash?

Admired. Really? Yes, great answer. You, sir.

Would you rather be admired and wanted by everyone sexually or random people just hand you cash? Random people hand me cash, same answer. I'd rather have that. I'd rather have that because then I'll just pay for it.

There's so many outs there. Would you rather be admired sexually by everyone or just have strangers hand you cash? What, wait, strangers hand you what? Strangers hand me cash.

Yeah, OK. Would you rather be admired by everyone sexually or just have strangers hand you cash? I much rather be admired sexually. Really, really?

Do you know why we're smarter? Let me tell you why, because then we'll just, we'll just hire people to fuck us. That's what I said. I get that, that's exactly what I said.

I'm like, I go. The id and the ego are very strong. I never got your answer. What would you rather?

Would you rather be admired sexually by everybody or have everybody hand you cash? Which one do you think? It's so obvious. Everybody hands you cash.

I know you're like me. I don't care what people think. I know, but I actually. I have thought about what people think when they meet us, when they're listeners of the podcast.

I do think about that. I like, I wonder when they meet us, if they listen and are they like, oh, they're exactly the same or they're less than or I know you don't. I don't either. I don't really think about it when I'm in the midst of talking to anybody, whether they are familiar, they usually bring it up to us.

But I personally, I'm very different in person than I am on the pod. I'm a little more shy. I'm still sarcastic. I, you know what, I would say this, I'm happy that most people see that it is the same people that they hear for the most part.

I think people did say that they were like, there she is laughing. Yeah, yeah, I mean, fuck the people who think it's fake. It's so stupid. This one is for you too because the mic is right there.

I want you to tell Lauren what is her best feature, and she's gonna tell you what your best feature is. What is her best feature? Your, your hysterical giggle is fantastic. I fucking love it.

It makes me crack up every time we hear it. Lauren. It is. What do you think his best feature is?

Um, I don't know how to describe it because it can't be labeled to like a smile that your whole face smiles when you laugh, and it's like there's a joyous thing to your whole. I actually agree with her. I would say the same thing. There's something about that melon of yours.

That Yes, it's magnificent. I, I absolutely, I absolutely agree with that. Lauren is, I want you to tell Lauren what her best feature is, and then she's gonna tell you what yours is. What is her best feature?

Those eyes. Oh, that's what I was going to say about you. Now I just feel like I'm giving him a reverse compliment and that's not fair. Then pick something else.

I mean, I don't know. It's I would say his chest, yeah, the tats and the chest are like together as a package. Yeah, super hot. All right, now you go.

What do you love about me? What do I love about you? Yeah, give me my best feature and then I'll tell you what yours is. Your best feature, I would say your chest.

I love chests. Hecks do it for me like I could pet. All day. Thank you.

I would say your lips and your face and your eyes, like the whole structure of your face, yes, it's very sexy, seductive face. Like I'm gonna fuck the shit out of you. She does. That's totally like it's um it's a are you ready face like like like signed you signed up for this roller coaster.

All right, I have a question for you. All right, I want you to tell me what my most redeeming feature is, and then I will tell you yours. Just one. I don't, there's not just one.

I mean you're hot as fuck, but there's this gentleness to you that comes with this masculinity that's incredibly hot. I like that. I will take that. I will take that thank you thank you.

There's a lot on you. There's a lot to choose from as well, but I'd have to say those eyes Jesus God Almighty. She has the most beautiful big eyes that you look like you could swim in. They look like giant beautiful ponds.

He's good, but he's just the truth, but he's. And then she has these cheekbones that are really, really high, and then they come down and lead to these beautiful, beautiful, beautiful lips. I already want to fuck you, but you can keep going. And then as we travel down this beautifully gorgeous tanned, supple, spotless, perfect skin and these perfectly sized tits, perfectly shaped stomach and legs.

It's a lot. I can feel this, Richard. It's a lot. One thing, I had one thing, but it started with the eyes.

Lauren, it all down here. You have to do the same thing with my friend here. Um, I have to go with his dimples. He was supposed to go first, but you already said it.

I jumped it. Oh, what my, what is, what is the most appealing quality of Lauren? Well, Lauren's gorgeous, absolutely like spectacularly beautiful, so that's a given, but what struck me is you walked over to me the first day we were here and knew my name, so you have this innate desire to know everyone and make sure that they're doing, having the best time that they can possibly have at your events, and that is a rare thing at these events. That is really, really sweet, Steve.

His name's not Steve. One of the things that always makes me the happiest and always the thing that surprises me the most is usually on like day two or whatever, or just talking to a random couple where it is their first time, you start talking to them and they start talking about the 2nd or 3rd play session that they've had and you're like, oh. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, what?

You're like, I, I haven't touched a soul yet. And How do you people move so fast is, it's amazing to me, but also I feel like a proud papa. I know it gives me huge, so I'm smiling right now because people are just finding their people, they're hooking up, they're having fun. They're having an amazing time.

They're finding couples to have fun with. There was this couple who was telling me this story, one of the first nights. They had a foursome. They were on the way out the door, him and his wife.

His wife was sort of in the middle of the two guys and couldn't get in any goodbye situation. So they, they fist bumped each other in the foursome, and then they wound up giving him shit for fist bumping, like they just scored a touchdown. And you know what, at first I laughed too, but then I was like, but I've been in this situation. I've done this before.

I don't know what else we're supposed to do. Wait around until you hug or something as a formal letter. We're gonna, we're gonna see you in like 3 hours. Like I couldn't go in for like anything else.

It was like he just put his fist out. We fist bumped and the girls were like, What the fuck was that like. And we read so much and I don't know how it's just a proximity. It was a logistics issue.

That was it. It's just like the social part in these environments is like, it's always ever evolving. You're still in these awkward situations that we had asked the people, what are the hardest dynamics of these events at these type of events, anyone events like these. What is the most difficult thing?

What would you say is the most difficult thing to overcome? Oh, I think, uh, the 6 inches between the ears. We know, including us, goes through this thing, your own own our own thing where we think we're not getting it, we're rejected or we're out of like out of sync with our friends, and then you find out everyone else having the same problem too. It's usually the fatigue or whatever you put in your body to make the event more fun and it just kind of backfires.

So we always have to work through this thing where everyone else is getting it and having a blast and we're just, we're just like out of sync. And then you realize everyone has that. My wife and I have realized we always have one day where we feel like we're out of the flow, and it's just between our ears. And once we realize that we're fine.

All right, on that note, I, I, and I, we appreciate all the compliments, but in general, when you come to a place like this, what is, what is the hardest thing for people who, you know, come to these things? What is, what is the, what is one of the hurdles? We have a great answer from somebody else and I'll share what that was, but what do you think the biggest hurdle of all of these? Things are you got to open your mouth and talk to people.

If you do that, especially here, magic just starts happening. You have to be like a human that communicates with other humans. That matches up exactly with the answer that we got was, I'm incredibly shy. Like it's hard.

No one believes me when I don't believe you, but. But naked on a beach, you're shy. But the thing we heard was, uh, the hardest thing to overcome is yourself. Yes, that's exactly it.

He like, yes, was it, it was day one. He went to go get a drink and I'm like standing in the middle of the pool like I, I don't know anybody. I can't talk to anybody. I don't know what to do and I just stood there because I get social anxiety.

really bad. And even though everyone's super nice, like so nice, there's nothing to be afraid of, but I'm still like super shy. Well, from the looks of things, you've done very, very well. You fit in really well.

Look, all these things have their sense of awkward sense of things and if all else fails, that's when drugs really help. You know, that's when a little THC, some mushrooms ease the nerves a little bit and thank God. Shivers were there to help. Patrick, owner of Shivers, not only giving out some, some shivers, but just there handing out coupons, shivers, giving out information, keeping people high, basically.

Uh, so thank you, Patrick at Shivers for being there at the event and being a part of it. Really love having you there. Also, and really excellent at flogging, comes, come to find out. Yeah, and, and he flogged everyone.

I really don't, I don't think that's true, but I just made it up. And when he flogs you, he feeds you shivers. That's what happens. So come to flirt.

If that's not what happens, what's going to have to happen next time? So one frog and then he puts it in your mouth as a treat. I'm just picturing that in my head. And now I want to see it.

That'll happen. That's gonna happen at the next playroom. Where do they go to grab their shivers for their discounted special, uh, price? The shivers is shivers.store.

I'll also put it in the show notes here and our code is R77 and you save 10%. Of all of the things that you go to an event, um, that has a day framework of Specific days where everybody's on the same timeline is always the best way to start. Yeah, it, it gives, it gives a sense of ease when you're trying to get to know people and close deals, I think, and, and that's part of it. Whether we do these pool games, people that ask for that, and we're like, just hang out.

I think it, it relaxes the timeline relaxes the FOMO a little bit because you, everybody, again, everybody is the same timeline. So if today, tomorrow, the next day, the next day, the next day, nobody's going anywhere. Nobody's on. Different time.

And a lot of these stateside ones are 2 days, which, you know, there's nothing wrong with them, but you have 20, you have 48 hours, you have 48 hours and like 500 people. It's insanity. You know, it's, it's, it's like, at least on a cruise, you have 7 days. If you ever see them again.

But like, even us, there was, you know, a couple I was really shy with, and that was 5 days of shyness that you shrink that down to 48 hours. I'm never closing a deal. It's hard. It's really hard.

Honestly, I was so shy with that couple. I was like kicking. Rocks. Like I was just like looking down and kicking.

I was like kicking down, kicking rock. I don't know what to say to them. I was so intimidated by them. Hey guys, I don't know if they listen.

I really don't even know. No idea. We had been talking to this couple. This was the Trimix couple in the very, very beginning.

There was a point where you had started, you had started making, you started kissing them, right? Yeah, she, she said kiss bye or something. I kissed her and then something, and then he kissed me. You guys wound up.

You guys wound up in a makeout session, but it was long enough where it felt awkward and her and I were just standing there, right? And then I looked at her and I was like, they're kissing, meaning like, you know, it's on, right? They're kissing, right? And she was like, they sure are.

So, so after that happened, I think it was a little more insecure. Then they come back and they're like, so are we doing the Trimix thing? And I'm like, sex is on. Yeah, if you get that reference, I love you to death.

I'm like, All right, so two things here, 2 things I'm thinking about. Now I've seen this, this gentleman's penis in photos. I'm not gonna say in the chat group. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna say I stared, stared a little bit selfishly.

I'm thinking I just want to touch it. Well, you, you pulled his pants away from on the dance floor. You pulled his pants and took a little peek down there. So did I.

But I already said, but as a trained urologist, you need to see if I'm going to inject him, that means that I have to handle it, which as, as a urologist who has many, many sexual assault. Allegations against him. Alleged alleged, alleged. Let me, let me put this another way because I still have some pending court dates.

If I was a urologist, this is what I would do. Again, holding my hand too long, but it was. The weight of it alone was like the immediate picture in my head was a man in a white apron behind a deli counter going, 1 pound. I was gonna ask you because I've mentioned this before, how you keep different things on your desk that have um different circumferences and weights.

What were you thinking like this is the, this is the shampoo bottle or this is the water bottle. Yeah, that's uh which, which cylinder on your desk? You took my cylinders away, so I don't, well, I know we're moving. It's time to move your dick bottles.

Yeah, well, this is why they were here. OK. OK. Well, from memory at that moment.

Obviously you weren't at your desk. What were, what hit your, were you like, this is a, on the, this is obviously on the upper, the upper region of, of those cylinders outside of what you would have been like, Oh, I would like this cylinder, and it's probably above outside is above. Yeah, it's above again. Yeah, again, it's, it's like, it's, it's, you're at a deli counter and, and this guy's like, you need more than 1 pound of ground beef.

I don't. That's a lot of ground beef for one patty. So anyway, so then we go back to the disco teca where we get to a point where we're, and it's not working, but I'm like, listen, just keep me as a doctor. I like to keep my patients, yeah, yeah, yeah, keep in touch.

Let me know how it's going and we'll, we'll address. Yeah, we'll adjust. Throughout the night. They said, listen, we're just gonna, we're gonna shower up and we're gonna go up to the playroom just.

And we're like, oh, we're going to probably go up there a little bit later. We'll see you up there. And that's essentially what we did, right? Yeah, I don't know while you were down doing Trimix, I think that they were planning on going to the playroom with someone else and we were just kind of invited along, like, we'll see you up there.

Yeah, it wasn't a formal. Yeah, so I was like, OK, yeah, we'll see you there. So last night we, the playroom is great. We, we love the playroom a lot, a lot.

It's also hard for us to, to go into the playroom that we, we love so much, the best playroom you've ever seen. The biggest, it does get a lot of great reviews. Most people are very jealous of our playroom. It holds a lot of people.

It holds the most people. We like to go to the playroom, but we don't get to go in there a lot and spend time in there because, well, yeah, it's, it's, it's difficult because. Because when you, when you go in there as the host, you're, you're stuck in this gray area of being with these people and you're stuck in, in this area of, oh my God, it's so hot watching you guys fuck, but please don't hesitate to ask us if you need anything. You did stop me a couple of times.

I wouldn't like, pick something off the floor, through the trash. You're like, stop it. Stop working. Stop, stop working.

But if I see something wrong, I'm like, fix that. That needs to be fixed. Go get Carlos. I need to.

So it's very hard to disconnect with with everything that's going on. And not to mention that we are people who genuinely like to sort of blend in with the woodwork when it comes to this stuff. We like to sort of not be when you, yeah, when it's sexy time for us, we don't want to be on the stage. We enjoy to be in the playroom, but we don't want to be the focus of the playroom.

So that it makes it a little bit harder. So, so we're in the playroom and they come in, we're kind of wandering around and they take a bed that is by themselves. They don't go and join any other things that are happening on. So I'm like, OK, this is interesting.

I wasn't sure if they really were there for us still, because of all the being on stage and stuff, we decide that we don't want to be in the playroom. There's so much going on. So I didn't want to. I begin to think, oh my God, they just ghosted.

So I tell you, I'm going to go over there to the bed and just whisper, hey, we're leaving. And we just wanted you to know, like, because I don't want to, like we don't, we're just not super comfortable up here. It's not you guys. You just want to make it clear we're not ghosting you.

But we are not going to stay. Honestly, there wasn't even an obligation. But if there was anybody, we only told them that we're going to the play room. Otherwise we would have just left.

But yeah, so I go over and she's like blowing a room or something and I lean down and I whisper. And I say, we're going to leave because we don't feel 100% comfortable here. And he says to me, Well, would you like to go to somewhere more private? And I'm like, Oh, like an Airbnb.

Sex is on, I guess. So I do a little make out again as a yes, and I tell him my room number and I'm like, Listen, if you, if we're up, knock, and if not, no big deal. Like don't, if you don't feel like you have to leave. So that was how that went and talk to us and.

The shower and yeah, so then we ready. Yes, let me just go back to the room. We start playing with one another. I honestly, we didn't know if we were going to hear a knock on the door.

And I honestly think that like, we stopped, I think thinking about it. Yeah, it had been over 20 minutes. Yeah, almost a half hour. We stopped really thinking about it.

And we're just like, all right, well, let's just fucking go to bed. And then they knocked and then they came in and we talked a little bit and a lot of it started with the trimix and still wondering why I'm just, you know, just trying to pump his body filled. Just fill his body with more Trimix. And, uh, you know, so it, it, we begin.

You know, the first thing that I noticed, I think that got in my head was like, you guys start like he went straight to you just like a magnet. Yeah, it's my kissing, Richard. I'm a magnet. You got to understand, you got to embrace it.

Yeah, I get it. But I still had that other thing that happened in my head when you guys were having, I haven't kissed her yet. You understand that? Yeah, you've been busy being doctor.

Doctors don't have time to make out, right? So then the first thing that she says to me is, I like to watch or I'm going to watch, and I'm like, ha. No, not to layer it on Richard's insecurities. I'm not, I don't know.

I think maybe I'm being sacrificed here. So, um, long story short, um, it didn't wind up like that at all. Oh God, no. Oh no, it wound up in some, I mean, we dirty, disgusting devil blowjobs.

I mean with her with both cocks. I was flipped upside down and his giant cock was shoved down my. No, I mean, in a deep throat way that was like a new position to me, really, really hot, hard or not, like we don't really care. I mean, I want them to have fun no matter what, but it, it doesn't really matter at some point because even soft, he, he has so much cock.

It's like putting all the pizza of a pizza, pizza dough through a doughnut hole. So it doesn't, it's gonna, you're gonna get filled, yeah, you're still gonna, you're still gonna feel stuff. Well, I think what you were picking up on was. She, you know, knew that he was having trouble getting hard, obviously, and he was using me as the kissing to just kind of get out of his head.

And she was obviously empathizing or what she was obviously feeling for her husband at that moment. And you got ignored a little bit in an emotional sense because she was so focused on him, not because she wasn't liking Richard in this situation, she doesn't understand that I'm his doctor. You are the incredibly emotional Hulk, right. So I am his doctor, and I am, I am equally as invested in his non-hard penis.

So I have equal anxiety that my medicine and my training is not working. I, I, he, he was, he was, he was really trying and I felt for him too, because I've been in this situation, but also, I wish any couple would know that on our side, we're not judging. I think that. This is the lesson that we need to learn from this before we start injecting, especially in an event like this.

The question needs to be, how many times have you come today? Because that was the thing is like, it's like you came twice already and we're trying for a third time. Like, I don't know if you're a miracle worker. I don't know.

I don't know how much I can go again, Jack, or this may be like raising the dead. I don't know. Yeah, so, um, so there, there was a point where I had a great time with her. I loved her body.

Her body was so tight and so sexy. And the way she orgasmed was amazing. Like she orgasmed. It was absolutely amazing.

So from a selfish standpoint, I, I was very, very happy. Um, I have a bad habit that I'm still trying to stop while I'm playing with another couple and I catch myself doing it every single time. Well, I'll tell it. I don't even care.

So you know how like when quarterbacks lick their fingers before they throw the ball. That's what I do. Oh God, that's what I do. And someone told me, I was like, that's disgusting, but I do it anyway.

I don't know why. I'm not throwing a football. I'm not. I don't know why I do it, but it's such a habit.

It's so funny. I don't know why, but I maybe we put a ball gag on you and that breaks your habit or something. And you know what the plus side of this? I don't have to give oral.

I get oral buys you a bath. Sorry, I can't. I got the ball gagging. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I can't say please. I can't say thank you. Just sit here and service me. OK, that's all I can do.

You saw a ball gag. It's a handicap, but I can stick my dick. I can stick my dick in you, and I can use my hands, but I just can't lick them. This whole cock thing is starting to make sense to me now.

It's just lazy, yeah. It's genius with a fat with a fancy label. Yeah, tie me up, tie me up and put a ball gag on me. I'm liking this more and more, yeah, but you don't get the sex if you're a cock, is that right?

I thought cocks don't get to have sex. They only get to watch. Oh, my cock's different, OK. 2.

Here's a 2nd cut or fucking cut cock and fuck, yeah, you'll see this group pop up on SDC in a few minutes. I, I need supporters. It's for lazy people, basically. My God, I can't, uh, but anyway, then I wound up while he was trying to get hard, I wound up having fun with her in a non-sexual way because.

While the two of you were trying to go at it, I was laying back on the bed with her and I like a show, like a show, and I'm like, I'm just, I'm giving them the worst Yelp review ever because this is what I'm not seeing in this performance. This is what I'm saying in her ear is I'm not seeing any penetration. Do you see how they're closed off? Do you see how this looks like a Cinemax movie where they just, they try to want to be porn, but it's just frustrating because they can't really see what's going on like that, do they not?

It was a grind. We were grinding. And that was not what that's not visually turning. That's not porn, soft porn for us, for the audience, you guys aren't opening that up for us.

You know what I mean? That's just selfish. So that's what I was telling her. He leans forward and actually whispers something.

So she goes, I'm going to go tell him. I'm like, Don't tell him. You're going to make him more nervous. And she does.

She's like, Hey, open it up for the audience. I'm like, Oh my God. We busted out laughing. I was like, OK, Mr.

Science. So I think, I think he stopped at one point. He's like, Hey, giggle Factory over here. I'm like, I'm not making this any better.

But if it's, if you want to know what it's like to fuck Richard and Lauren, like, we really don't take this that that serious. But then we all started laughing. It was like, listen, we're tired. We're tired.

We're fun. We hit a wall. I actually wound up getting sick that night and I was like, get, get out. But it did wind up with a lot of laughing and a lot of jokes.

So it was, it was really fun, unexpected experience. I hope to see them again. And I hope to see that thing hard. Honestly, I hope, I hope I wasn't the one for the team.

In any way, I really hope I wasn't. If I wasn't, if I was, it's cool too. I had fun and literally could be making this all up in my head and you're insecure. It's possible, right?

It is. But maybe she just loves you for your comedy. That's OK. You did make her come though.

Yeah, I mean, but she just had this oral thing and this filled up thing, this, this hot, it would take too much time to explain, but new to us, not new, but like a level of hotness that we haven't experienced before. And I'm thankful for that. Listen, they taught us stuff before we kicked him out, and that's, that's, I'm gonna put you in that position and shove my cocktail in your throat, see if you can do the same thing, but not hard. Oh, well, that's not fun.

You can't be, you can be fluffy, but not like hard, hard, because you'll just, well, to mimic him, you get my cock and balls. Oh God, that's how it works. OK. All right, we'll give it a whirl.

Do that at 3 o'clock today. That being said, it was a great event. Got wonderful people there. We said thank you so much for everybody who came.

February is still open. We do have a few rooms left in the main hotel. It's gonna be a really, really fun one. So don't miss out on this one.

Seriously, February 11th through the 16th is going to be a racket. A racket makes it sound like we're ripping them off. Yes, it's going to be a racket. It's going to be a racketeering.

It's gonna be a rip off. That's a racket. In the South means like it was a crazy. Oh yeah, I'd use another word.

It's gonna be his age something past 1995 hard in the paint. All right, uh, you're fired from the marketing department. Uh, it's gonna be great. You're just gonna stick with your Donald Trump's.

It's gonna be the best party. That's the theme of this one, this podcast. We're oversold 100%. That's gonna be great.

I want to see y'all there. So go book your room now and before you regret it. I, uh, I also got something from Taboo Toys, the auto blow. My friend had it.

He had to smuggle it in because we're afraid it's gonna get lost. And when he brought it to me, I thought it was one of those systems that makes your house smell good. Oh my God, yeah, because it's a solid piece of equipment. So I had a friend use it and I'm pretty jealous.

I said, How's he like it? He's like, it's pretty good. Yeah, he wanted to keep it. Yeah, I said, Well, I told him I was like only once because don't break, don't break it.

Uh, so here it is. I mean, as you can see, oh, that's the wrong side. Oh, it's a smaller hole on that side, noted. That's where this cap comes off here, but there's a, that's where the flesh thing goes.

So you take this side off here in a locking mechanism. Look at that. Look at those little lips. Yeah, you stick your finger in there.

Put your finger in there. Put your finger and pretend you're, yeah, forget. Don't fuck it. Yeah, don't be why not, because it's, first of all, it's because it's my toy.

I don't get to play with it. Yeah, I can't wait. Now I gotta lube this up, but I gotta put lube inside the flashlight thingy. We got lube from.

But I got to use special loop. No, just anything that's for silicon toys. You can use a mixed or a water-based, but I can't use silicone based, which is my favorite kind. I know, but I can't use it.

I'm just gonna pump it in here. Yeah, that's what it shows you. Yeah, like she's soup has a super saliva. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.

Well, there is an AI part of this machine that you haven't even talked about, which is like one of the coolest things I think about it. I mean, besides the fact that it's, oh, is this the one that syncs up? Yes. Oh, get out.

Yes, Richard. Oh, so they make. Porn to uh sync up with this blowjob machine so you can watch the porn. It syncs up with the rhythm simultaneously.

You see the thing and you press play. You see there it tells you how it goes up and down. Now you can't, you can see the cylinder going up and down, right? And then you press more volume.

It goes fast. Oh, there it goes faster. Yeah, look at that bitch go. Oh yeah, she's sucking hard.

You can hear it. Oh, fuck, exactly what you sound like. I don't know, you know. We're gonna give you this thing a test drive, see what happens.

I'm excited because that's happened tonight and we don't need to wait for the evening. We don't need candles for her. It has a pause button in case, you know, for commercials. Uh, but yeah, we'll see how that goes.

Thank you, taboo toys. I mean, uh, well, thank you after I, after I come in it. That's what I usually do. Oh shit.

All right, Lauren, tell them where before, because you could either tune out at this point or stay tuned because I am about to come in a hole, uh, a big hole, well, a small hole, but a machine hole, artificial machine hole. Uh, so tell them where they can go to get this thing. And if you don't want to hear what you're about to hear, uh, you can end, end your own show right here or you can keep listening and He absolute disgust. Where do they go?

Go to tabootoys.com and use our code room 77 at checkout and you'll save 15%. And I'll also put it down in the show notes. Yeah, because the show is just going to end because as soon as I come, I'm just going to fall asleep. All right, so I've pre-lubed this thing.

I put the lube down its little throat. Uh, you can log on and sync this up to the porn. We already tried it. It syncs up pretty perfectly.

You could do POVs and stuff like that. We looked at it, but I'm not gonna do that on this try because it's just too complicated to record and sync up videos. All right, so ready to go. OK, so I am, I looped my little hole up.

Not my home I was gonna say this is quite the machine. That's a different, different machine. I'm getting, getting that next week. All right, now, now I'm gonna loop.

I think big. It is, it's a hefty machine. It's probably what, like uh 4 inches by 12 inches. I don't know.

And, I'm gonna put my cock in. Yeah. OK. OK, it's in, well, I'm a little afraid to press play.

Oh my. Right now. Oh, that feels good. Yeah, it looks like it feels good.

Is it changing the circumference sucking, or is it just? Uh, all right, I can make it go faster. I'm, I didn't, uh. I'm sorry, I'm laughing.

All right, Megan, go faster. 00, fuck. It feels good now. It looks like it feels really good.

Is it just up and down or does it suck on it too? No, it feels, I, you can't tell. It's just, it's tight. Yeah, it, uh, now I got it.

Uh oh. It's, um, it's if it's, I can barely talk. Hold on, let me pause this is what the pause is for. I keep pressing it up against me like it's a, like, you know, I'm trying to shove it, but I don't think that's, yeah, I don't think I should be doing that.

So, uh, I'm gonna, if so, they would have had handles, yeah, handles. I don't want to break through it like the incredible Dick Hulk. All right, I'm gonna unpause. Oh, I may need a pit stop for a relube.

I could definitely come though. Well, yeah, I come fast though. I'm good at that. I'm good at coming.

Yeah. Mm, ah. Oh, fuck it. Yeah, it's so hot.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh my God, it's so hot watching you.

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh, pause, pause. Thanks for that multiple applause button.

There's nothing worse than your dick being sucked on while you're coming. I didn't think it was gonna make me come that fast, to be honest. I had, uh. Uh, spitting me out.

OK. All right, honey, go clean this. That's It's really, I don't know what else to say. That's what I usually say after.

All right, go, go take a shower, do. Yeah, it's pretty good. Uh, the only thing is it doesn't have a that you have to keep it hooked into, to the power because it's, it's not battery operated. It's not like portable.

I mean, it can be. It just depends on how long your cord is. Feels good though, but it does work. It works.

I'll probably use it again. I gotta be honest though. I mean, if somebody caught you with this machine, like they walked into a room, it does look like you're fucking the blender. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to go leave a positive review.

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