Episode 105 · June 4, 2026 · 51:24
Ep. 105: We Recruited Two Guys from X, Only One Pulled Out
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We had a theory.
If we wanted to get better at hosting MFM experiences before our October event, maybe we should stop overthinking it and start practicing.
So we did what any responsible adults would do...We recruited single guys off X. What could possibly go wrong?
In this episode, we compare two very different experiences. One guy showed up late, brought a little too much confidence, and reminded us why single men get a bad reputation. The other arrived with a completely different energy and ended up giving us one of the hottest MFM experiences we've had in a very long time.
Along the way we talk about:
- Why sourcing people online is far harder than most couples think
- The questions we ask before inviting someone into our home
- The difference between confidence and entitlement
- Why chemistry matters more than muscles
- Lauren's thoughts on being the center of attention in an MFM
- Why Richard prefers MFM over most foursomes
- What actually makes a great third
- Black lights, puck lights, and accidental lifestyle science
- The psychology behind why some experiences feel electric and others fall completely flat
Joining us is Haley, who helps us break down the female perspective, why MFM dynamics can feel so different from traditional foursomes, and why being surrounded by masculine energy is such a turn-on for some women.
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Full Transcript
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Speaker 1: All right, Lauren, we're gonna get started in just a few minutes. I just wanted to bring something up to you. In this episode we're going to talk about some sexual deviance we had and in those sexual encounters encounters I had some thoughts, but let me explain. So we have these puck lights. Everybody, I think, has them. They use them during sex. If they don't, you can get them on Amazon. They were given to us by Brad and Jane of Bikini Addiction, the owners and operators. Every time I have a play session, I essentially think of Brad and Jane. It's not only because I use them as mental foreplay, but I also see the puck lights and think of them. I see the puck lights and I also get hard by thinking of them. In one of the encounters, I got a little bit bored and I saw the puck light sitting over there and I started thinking about Brad and Jane. I thought to myself, you know, it's June, summertime, the clothes are coming off, the bikinis are going on. Bikini Addiction has been very good to us. Very good, right? Wouldn't you agree? Amazing to us. They've been very, very loyal. They're doing really, really well as well, right? And then they must be making a lot of money. So I had an idea which is why not do what everybody else does in this little niche industry. And steal it and not steal the business, just steal the idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's, that's what I started doing. They're great people, but this is just business, you know what I mean? So anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I went, I still love them, but I still went through with it and went to AI and I looked for how to get a bikini as good as a bikini addiction bikini. I had the AI look at every rhinestone, every. Thread of fabric, every cut, and I said, Make this better. And it kept bringing me back to that scrunch back bikini addiction bikini. And I would say, Make it better. And it would say, I can't. And I was like, do it. And AI gave up before I did. So, this foiled my entire evil genius plan and proved that you cannot do better than a bikini addiction bikini. They have Nailed it and foiled my vile plan of stealing everything they have.
Speaker 2: That's why Scrunch Butt is the number one seller, Richard.
Speaker 1: What
Speaker 2: are you
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Speaker 2: addiction. Go to bikiniaddiction.com or click down in the show notes. Use our promo code room 77 for 10% off.
Speaker 1: All right, now let's tell these people all of the disgusting things that we did last month.
Speaker 2: 77
Speaker 1: is
Speaker 2: how it is said in British English. 177. You know,
Speaker 1: the. Lauren, we've started. How's your vagina feel? Specific question for what we've just been through.
Speaker 2: Um, it actually, I mean, it is a little sore. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like we did any really hung people. It's not like you went through the gauntlet with really hung people, but so I can catch the listener up, we have gone through a few men just in the past 3 days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a few good men. It's a whole new take on it.
Speaker 1: It's a very different film. Um, so let me, let me just bring the, uh, the listener up on a few things that are happening right now. Number one, Haley, our co-host of the podcast, which she doesn't know yet, and the event is here with us. Just say hi, Haley. wow, that was tough.
Speaker 2: Everyone she's calling in from the moon, evidently, yeah, she's a little bit of
Speaker 1: a bit of a delay, a bit of, bit of a delay there, but the
Speaker 3: unmute button is
Speaker 1: so far away. She went on a two-night, from what I understand, sex-filled orgy somewhere. It involved brothels and glory holes. I'm not quite sure. I don't know if any of that is true, but we're not talking about her right now. We're just talking about us. So. Lauren and I decided to do because we were not only planning for the event that's coming up in October, few rooms left, few rooms left. We're, we're planning on this gang bang because we're getting some single guys there. Still a few spots left for the single guys, not many, so we wanted to practice. So what I did is I came up with this ingenious theory for us to practice with some single guys because we, we kind of enjoy it. And here is my ingenious theory. Let's pull strangers off of X. Which seems
Speaker 2: safe. It actually seems really difficult, and I was really surprised with you. I don't know if I really expressed that to you. Like, wow, honey, you did a great job.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Thank you. I actually left one off the list. We could have done 3, but to be honest with you, I didn't like the gold chain he was wearing. That's, that's, that's how much it takes. Yeah, I was like, you know what, you passed, you passed all of the tests except that, that fucking gold chain just killed it for me, bro. You seem nice. Good luck out there. I just wanted to talk to you a little bit about what happened. So this guy reached out and he said, hey, saw you guys, and, uh, basically just to shorten the story down, wanna fuck? And I mean, he looked. Good. Here's my junk. Here's my junk. Here's my everything. He looked good. We say, here's where we live. What are you into? What do you want? Are you a psychopath? Basically, you know, the questions. Those are the right questions, right, Haley? I mean, those are the things you would ask,
Speaker 3: I suppose. When you say you're sourcing on X, that's like the, it's the formerly known as Twitter, right?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's, that is formerly known as Twitter. So one step above Craigslist.
Speaker 3: I mean, I support you in this. I don't know that I would take the same path, but yeah, those are the appropriate questions.
Speaker 1: 100%. What I'm trying to do right now is not be judged, just trying to tell a story. Just answer the question without the judgment. That would be awesome. So what are the right questions that I ask? Hey, let me see your junk. Are you a psychopath? Are those, are those good questions?
Speaker 3: Those are good questions. Yes, I'm not. There's no judgment here. I'm just kind of discerning the, the process that you go through. I would, I would entertain considering asking, have you done this before? What has your experience been like? And do you have references? References.
Speaker 1: I did ask those questions. I did not ask for references because that would be insane. I also have to remind you, I know we're speaking in hypothetical, this already happened. So no matter what you say. The advice is moot. Well,
Speaker 3: it's not necessarily moot if you only brought two guys in a gang bang. Is that a gang bang? Like you need a little bit more practice. And so maybe refine the questions for in the future to make sure that you're safe, because let me tell you, I knew this date was happening and you guys disappeared for several hours and I was like, shit, did they get murdered?
Speaker 1: Right? I knew you were concerned and I texted you and said, hey, we're safe. He said he'll be here at a certain time. Yeah, he was late. That's the question. Was he late? Was he late? Because culturally here he might have been right on time.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how late he was, like 30 minutes or more than that. Um,
Speaker 1: I think 1 hour, over 1 hour late. I don't think I would have minded. Hayley, I don't know if you could see behind me.
Speaker 2: You have to, yeah, right there, OK. Yes,
Speaker 1: OK, so that's being constructed right now and we had two other Mexicans in here building that. Now I gotta remind you, Mexicans that we were in fact not having sex with. So they were in here and they were working and getting very close to the time that this other Mexican was arriving, very, very close to the point where we had to say to the builder Mexicans. Uh, you have to
Speaker 2: leave. Put down the drywall, yeah,
Speaker 1: because I don't know how to explain that a 30 year old is just showing up at my house, what they're gonna talk about, and it's gonna be in Spanish, and I'm gonna start flop sweating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna be like, Oh, are you here to work on solar? And he's like, No, I'm here to fuck the people.
Speaker 1: Or are we doing some sort of builder fantasy. I don't know what's happening here. So anyway, we got them out of the house, I thought, which was in the nick of time,
Speaker 2: yeah, but we had so much more time. Then I just had a lot of pre ate dinner at an early hour. Then that puts our dinner time off.
Speaker 1: We start to get drowsy. You want to take a nap. All this stuff starts happening. I was like, I
Speaker 2: pre-walked the dog, but now he's just bored.
Speaker 1: This is what gives single guys a bad name. First,
Speaker 2: sorry, Muchacho is upset about it.
Speaker 1: Muchacho remembers he's having trauma.
Speaker 3: Did you just say Muchacho is having trauma? Yes,
Speaker 1: Muchacho, Muchacho. We're trying to make a living here. Muchacho. Oh my
Speaker 3: goodness, look at him. He is so he's, he is telling his own story. We need to get him a microphone. All right, so he gets here,
Speaker 2: whatever time that was first
Speaker 1: looks, I'm like actually better than, than I thought he was gonna look.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was he was shaved. His hair was cut like he wasn't.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I honestly thought he was gonna show up and look like a troll. I did because I was apologizing to you before. You may have to fuck a troll tonight because I don't, I honestly don't really know what happens here. Well, I
Speaker 2: mean there's a lot of have to fucking's a lot of.
Speaker 1: No, you do.
Speaker 2: His vibe may have been OK. That's what I said.
Speaker 1: You're committed.
Speaker 2: No, you're not. Get out
Speaker 1: of my ride here. You have
Speaker 2: to. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't have to, but you
Speaker 2: do. You can take the bus home. Listen,
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 2: Haley says you're from X. That's the joy of sourcing off of X, right? Anyway. All right, they can't leave you over. Ladies
Speaker 1: should know if a guy shows up at your house and you invited him there, you have to have sex with him.
Speaker 3: Incorrect. All right, so anyway, that is not correct.
Speaker 1: We immediately start the Diane. Like interview. We get his history, we get his background, and then something in there started for me anyway, like he was a good looking kid, and I said kid because he was young. Several things sort of hit me in there, which was, I started to feel, and I didn't tell you in real time. I started, I started to feel like this kid thinks he's better than he actually is. And I started to feel that in real time. Like he feels a little bit entitled to be here right now. And that started to immediately rub me the wrong way. And then what happened is. He was like, hey, can I go get high? And we're like, Yeah, go, go smoke out back. Let's just don't do it in our house. So he goes out, he gets high, and then it sort of to me exacerbated that attitude even a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so funny. You're so sensitive to stuff like this. I don't pick up on anything. I'm just like, oh, he's OK.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he was. I just like, here's the thing is like, we're older, he's younger, and I know that a kid like that is going to feel like, yeah, you're lucky to have a bull like me or a. Kid like me to be here. We're not. I, I really don't. We found you off of. Yeah, like, anyway, I was still horny, so wanted to do stuff. We made sure we wanted him to shower only because he took the van here. Vans are very popular here, Haley, in Mexico to, uh, travel. So they just take a van everywhere. You just, you hail them like a cab, but the problem is, is they get packed in there like sardines, and that grosses me out. So I was just like, I just. I just want to make sure he showers because it's not the cleanest version of travel in the world. I just didn't want, I didn't want to
Speaker 2: like wash off some COVID, some sweat, whatever,
Speaker 1: yeah, just like the van.
Speaker 2: That's
Speaker 1: fair, yeah. So I was like, but I told Lauren, I was like, just make sure you push a shower because coming from me, I sound like a dirty
Speaker 2: coach. Yeah, I had to like work it into sentences. It was really funny. I did it twice. I was pretty proud of myself,
Speaker 1: very polite. And then this is the, the second thing. He's a butler at a hotel.
Speaker 2: That's what the vibe I was picking up. So I was using
Speaker 1: his butler personality with us, and I don't like that.
Speaker 2: OK, OK. That's what I was picking up. I was like, I feel like he's being a respectful, butler. Like
Speaker 1: we were, I want to see you, kid. I want to see you. I don't want to see the butler that works at the hotel, but he still has to fuck you because he's here. He showed up. It's obligated.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez.
Speaker 1: Oh
Speaker 3: my God. So, so he's just overly polite. Is that what I'm picking up when you say this? I'm not familiar with butlers at hotels. I was like we're about to go stay at a Motel 6, so I don't know what that's like
Speaker 1: I don't think they have butlers.
Speaker 3: No, I can confirm they do not. Um, so it's this overly complimentary feeling that's happening. Like, what does that look like?
Speaker 1: Imagine a front desk, a good front desk who's overly
Speaker 2: helpful, get
Speaker 3: a toxically positive kind
Speaker 2: of concierge,
Speaker 1: yeah, yeah, yeah, concierge. That's another good one, but you can feel that vibe dripping off of them, and it automatically feels inauthentic.
Speaker 2: Servant or some
Speaker 1: like service, not
Speaker 3: servant. Well, is he not there to serve you?
Speaker 1: I mean, he is, but at the same time it's, it's not feeling very authentic, which is fine. It's not
Speaker 3: authentic, right, right, right. You, you need to connect with the person who's there, not, not some iteration up there.
Speaker 1: Go get high. Go take a shower. Go do your thing. What does your dick look like? Well, actually I already saw his
Speaker 3: dick. Yeah, I was gonna say, I hope you got pictures beforehand.
Speaker 1: Of course I did. He had a nice dick. All of that was fine. And then we got him up on his feet. First thing he did,
Speaker 2: he picked me up and made me like straddle him, which was great,
Speaker 1: but at the same time makes me feel old.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: so I'm like, Oh, and this is the other thing I learned. He had tats, right, which I'm a fan of, but he had them scattered
Speaker 2: all about his body. They were not enough to be as scattered. But on
Speaker 1: a positive note, for any guy out there who's young enough, what I did notice is tats are a really good way to get women to touch you and to lift up your shirt and pull your pants down. So I thought to myself, Jesus Christ, I've gone this many years and never thought really good reason to have people touch me and look at my chest or look at my, yeah, look at this one on my taint.
Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds painful. You have no worth it,
Speaker 1: right? Once you get through the pain.
Speaker 3: I really am not interested in people looking at my taints specifically. That, that seems odd.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying once they're down there, you got them.
Speaker 3: So did he kind of look like a sticker book?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great description.
Speaker 2: The Post-it reminders,
Speaker 3: right, like Lisa Frank all over my. My body in random spots. OK.
Speaker 1: Again, obligated to have sex with him. OK. Tell him I'm going to keep saying that until it makes you so uncomfortable. Hailey.
Speaker 3: Like I could feel it in my, in my solar plexus. It makes me sick to my stomach that you say the word obligation.
Speaker 1: So he takes a shower.
Speaker 2: Oh, he was getting out of the shower and I went to go pee and he was putting his underwear back on. I'm like he put his underwear. And I walked over. It's
Speaker 3: the art of mystery.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't need these. Get in the bedroom. What are you doing? So
Speaker 3: had he done this before? He
Speaker 1: had a few experiences, right? But he had been married. He had an experience when he was young, right? And then he was married for 6 years. And then he was, he was not married for 2 years. He just started to get back into it from the first experience he had when he was very, very young. So we're like, all right, well, this is taking its normal course, whatever. And then he did mention that he had 2 kids. Then this happens, Haley, and I need you to help me out here because I don't know how to feel about Lauren. He said, I got a vasectomy. And Lauren went, Why? Like she wanted to have his child. It was like she was disappointed that he could not breed her. What happened there? What happened? And then she immediately turned to me and went, I'm sorry, I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it's because he put his underwear back on and she just felt awkward and didn't know what to say and so went with that.
Speaker 1: Why did you say sorry after you why?
Speaker 2: I thought like it was, oh, you go through menopause and men get vasectomies. It like was an age. I've always associated it with an age bracket. And he was like, oh, I got a vasectomy. And I was like, oh, why? Like, what's. You had cancer or
Speaker 3: is it because he was so young?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like 30. I'm like
Speaker 3: that's about when Steve got his. Yeah, but he already has
Speaker 1: 2 kids and he's 30. He
Speaker 3: doesn't want any more children.
Speaker 2: Can't you just not come in people? What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: No, I would. So my second child is a result of not coming in sight of people. She's so interesting.
Speaker 1: Really,
Speaker 3: it makes sense though at that age, I see, I see exactly where you're coming from. I wouldn't expect that from somebody who's 30, but he'd already had a number of children he wanted to have, and he's all done.
Speaker 1: So here were the positives. Positives were he was cute, good cock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, we had a good time. He, he's, uh, fucked me really good. He had a lot of energy, had a lot of hip movements,
Speaker 1: a lot of, a little too much energy, to be honest with you again, for you,
Speaker 2: made you feel bad. Sad, but for me, I enjoyed it. Yeah, that's why I
Speaker 1: came out sad. I just don't. Sometimes you make sounds that you don't make with me and I'm like, that's what I should be doing. That's what I should be doing. He has her in a position right now that I've never done before. He's grabbing her ass cheek in a certain way and railing on her, and she just squealed like a pig.
Speaker 2: And I did at one point because I was like so stretched and this weird split like position that
Speaker 1: it was hot. He was a little, a little more homophobic than I wanted him to be. He's a little not friendly with the, the proximity.
Speaker 2: It prevents me from being in a giant pile of mesh, which I love to just be smothered, and, and this smell felt more like pass me back and forth. I don't like that feeling.
Speaker 1: I just don't like making guys comfortable when I grab their junk because it immediately shocks them.
Speaker 3: As first
Speaker 1: or no? No, I didn't grab his junk. I usually, I usually know if I can or not.
Speaker 3: I was going to ask if, if you guys Eiffel Towered her, but if you're getting passed back and forth.
Speaker 1: No, we didn't Eiffel Tower is that?
Speaker 3: So, so in my experience with MFM, that's what this is, um, I'm on all fours. Somebody is fucking me doggy style, and then somebody has their dick in my mouth.
Speaker 1: That's
Speaker 3: a
Speaker 1: spit
Speaker 3: roast. And then they high five.
Speaker 1: That's just called
Speaker 3: stupid. Oh my God, it's, it's hilarious. And if you're not laughing while you're fucking, what are we
Speaker 1: doing? There's never a good time to high five, ever.
Speaker 3: If the woman is asking for it, me, me being, I asked to the Eiffel Tower. I said, you guys gotta, this is too good, and, and you have to, you have to high five right now.
Speaker 1: This is why you're invited into the room 77 family, because you're special like that. Now here's the other thing that I, I didn't enjoy so much because you had asked, you're like, talk to me dirty in Spanish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted to, I wanted to hear like all the dirty Spanish. Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah, for me it just sounds like a pit bull song. I don't know what's going on and I can't dance to it.
Speaker 2: Well, you didn't follow. I mean, he didn't use a lot of different phrases. I got to give him that like there, I was hoping for a little more variety than
Speaker 1: I give him 4 out of 10. I was kind of disappointed. And then, and then at the very end, Lauren basically, this is where it sort of went way downhill. Lauren was basically like, I'm finished. Like I'm done and
Speaker 2: I have a time limit mentally and I get bored, you know what I mean? Like I'll, I'll do all the positions and then it's like,
Speaker 1: so without, without saying I'm bored, she says, I'm bored. I want to be finished now. Like I'd rather just go to sleep. She took mercy on him and was like, do you want to come? Let him come. And then I thought he was going to come on her, but then he just came in his condom, which I. I was like selfish. I was selfish of
Speaker 2: you. You were like, he was like fucking fucking, and then I could tell you were like, oh, come on her back and come on her ass because he was fucking me from behind and he had me like push down ass up, like really pushed down in the bed and, and you're like, come on her ass and that's so hot. I think something triggered him and then he was like, oh shit, and he came and he didn't have time to pull out a tight
Speaker 1: pussy baby. Anyway, we got him an Uber home, sent him on his way, and blocked him on X. The next block him. I sure, sure
Speaker 3: did. Oh, Richard, that poor man. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll be all right. He'll find someone else. Now that wasn't good enough. We need more
Speaker 2: dick. We need another round 2, and
Speaker 1: that didn't work out. So let's go back to X and find another dirty human being.
Speaker 2: I mean, you had already been in the works doing, to be honest, you didn't even have to wait until that one didn't go well. You were like, I think we should do another one. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you had one in the hopper. You got to
Speaker 1: prepare. I did. I could have had 3. I just, I just want to let you know I could have had 3.
Speaker 3: Such a planner.
Speaker 2: Love it,
Speaker 1: right? To begin with, I was a little bit tired. I wasn't really in the mood and I didn't have high hopes. Apologize to you that night. I was like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm so quiet. Yeah, you were quiet and you did apologize. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm really quiet. I'm just, and I even said I was like, I think that little jerk off got on my nerves last night and that's taking this out of the fun out of it a little bit for me. But let's try again. Told him yes already, so you're obligated to fuck him. Oh my God, and you, he has to stick his dick in you. Wow, wow. I just love hearing Haley freak the fuck out. This guy is, he's also late, but again, is he, is he though? I don't know
Speaker 2: because when you, I mean when you're taking the bus, the shuttle
Speaker 1: bus, yeah, I also took the shuttle, so.
Speaker 3: Which is different than the
Speaker 2: van. No, that's shuttle van. shuttle van.
Speaker 1: Same thing, still the same thing. But again, it's a very common way for, is it like
Speaker 3: public transportation?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not like a bus. It's just like an airport van that you would pick from the airport except you share it with a lot of people, a lot, a lot, and then you just kind of tell them like where on the highway to pull over and you'll hop out and then run across the highway to where you need to be. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing here's a whole thing
Speaker 3: sounds like an adventure.
Speaker 2: It's like 25 cents. It's really
Speaker 1: cheap. He was like, Where does the van drop me off? I'm like, I have no idea how the vans work, man. I'll pick you up. Oh,
Speaker 2: you didn't know. Do you? Yeah, you tell them to stop. They'll pull over, and then you got to run across the highway. I
Speaker 1: said, Figure it out. I'll pick you up at the front of the neighborhood in my car. All right, well,
Speaker 2: yeah, that was nice. I mean, but that's what they do. I'm a
Speaker 1: nice guy, despite the way my face looks. Haley, don't you dare. I can hear.
Speaker 3: You do have, you do have a resting bitch face. It's my favorite thing about you. I
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thank you. I want him
Speaker 2: to get his eyes done, but he
Speaker 3: won't. No, don't change a thing. Oh my gosh, the fact that he looked so angry at the event in February was like what turned me on so much. I was just like, I, I gotta see if I can make this guy smile at least one time by saying something absolutely absurd
Speaker 2: ridiculous. So anyway, the second guy arrived late. He took the van, he hopped out somewhere
Speaker 1: right off the bat. On the surface on paper, this guy is not physically as muscly, yeah, he's not like he doesn't look like the other guy,
Speaker 3: so I'm like he's just in a different body than the other guy.
Speaker 2: He wasn't like
Speaker 1: he wasn't that far off. He wasn't that far off.
Speaker 2: It's just a lean guy. He didn't have a
Speaker 1: lot going on. Yeah, he was just lean, but again, but also a better cock, right? He had a better cock guy last night. He had a
Speaker 2: better cock't know. They seem the same to me. Trust me, it was a
Speaker 1: better cock, whatever, right, so. This guy comes in and, uh, he shows up right off the bat, smells wonderful.
Speaker 2: He did. He smelled delicious,
Speaker 1: smells wonderful. Also walks in and starts thanking us and is super respectful right off the bat, genuinely. He also, he brought his own beer with him. He was like, I brought my own beer with me. That's, if that's OK. And we're like, of course it's OK. Here, put it in the fridge. We start sitting, we start again. Diane Sawyer interview starts. We start asking about his life and whatever, whatnot. In the middle of talking, he stands up again in a respectful way and says, I'm sorry, I just have to touch you and grabs Lauren and just holds her.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Lauren, I have to stop for one second to talk about something very serious.
Speaker 2: It sounds sultry and serious.
Speaker 1: It's not supposed to sound sultry. It's supposed to sound serious.
Speaker 2: OK, tell me.
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Speaker 2: climb some trees and maybe do some group
Speaker 1: yoga with people over 65 that are always smiling like they're in a cult. Weird dance routine. Anybody, everybody should know that Lauren had surgery and I don't want everybody to worry. She's not dying today. She's fine. Again, don't panic. But what I want to say on a personal note, because this isn't about me, but I'm gonna make it about me, of course you will. Lauren is the worst patient in the world.
Speaker 2: I know
Speaker 1: she's horrible, you know, when they give those charts and they say, what is your pain level, uh, and it has the emojis, it has your emoji spits on me. I don't know how that's possible.
Speaker 2: Mine's.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do an imitation of you. A patient, please do just go away. I don't need anything. Just, just, I'm fine. Just if I just die, just, just leave me here. Oh
Speaker 2: God, it's
Speaker 1: so dramatic. Come back in 5 days and I'll be better.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. And you do, you get a little frustrated because you want to be my nurse and take care of me and be a provider.
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Speaker 2: I'll put the link right below for you, or go to room77life.com or find us on Instagram right now, Room 77 podcast. He's like, I just, I, I have to just ravish you. It was so precious. He was like, I can't sit still. He pulled me up and then he spun me 180 and just started caressing me from pressing my back against his chest. So it wasn't like, let's make out all of a sudden, but it was just like, and he was just touching and he grabbed my hand and put it wherever on him. He wanted me to. It was so precious. He was like, I just, I just, wow, you're just something. I don't remember what compliment he gave.
Speaker 1: I mean, that was the other thing is he was just like, when, when he walked in, the first thing he said was, you are absolutely gorgeous. That's what he said. I'm so happy he said that because anybody who makes you feel better just makes me feel better.
Speaker 2: And I'm surprised you didn't steal the joke and be like, thank you very much, but she's not bad.
Speaker 1: He loved animals. He loved Muchacho. Gets huge points
Speaker 2: for that points for that.
Speaker 1: But I'm already late because I don't have the room set up upstairs, right? So I'm like, I have to kind of go set up upstairs. So I'm like, can you kids keep playing a little bit. I have some stuff I have to do upstairs with the lights and the music and all that stuff because I'm not really prepared
Speaker 2: and go ahead. You have my blessing to do the kissy kissy stuff. I'll be right back. Yeah, which I love. I love that part. Part of it. And I, I don't necessarily love that you weren't there, but because you were like, it's OK, go ahead and start. And I knew sort of why it was like, and that gives me a chance mentally to connect to the person and feel more comfortable. So I did enjoy at least like that 5 minutes to kiss and sort of make out.
Speaker 1: And yeah, my only fear always when something like that happens is, oh, this guy's a cook. He won't even. Be here. This is just single play, and he just likes to watch his wife get fucked from upstairs on the, the stairs like something like weird like that's gonna happen. Like this is some sort of fetish
Speaker 2: that he just disappears,
Speaker 1: yeah, and then he just disappears. So I made sure I was like, I gotta get back there soon because I'm, I have a lot of work to do up here because there was like the puck lights and and then the Bluetooth wasn't
Speaker 2: working and you come down. I'm on the autumn and he's just railing
Speaker 1: me. Yeah, he's coming. Wow, that escalated quickly.
Speaker 3: Damn it, Richard, if he was running late, you had time to set all of this up before you got.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, I know I did,
Speaker 2: but he's too busy complaining that he was late. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes sense. That's on brand. That's, that's Richard's
Speaker 2: brand. Anyway, so he came back down. So I came back down. His pants were undone a little bit pants were undone and his dick was sticking out of the top. I sort of pulled it out of the top, but he didn't have any underwear on. So he had like, he kept sticking his hand, my hand on his cock to feel it. He's like, you're making me so hard. You make me so hard. And so I was like, OK, I'll touch it a little bit. I unbuttoned the button and the zipper sort of fell and then the pants fell down. I was like, you don't have any underwear on. And I was like, Oh, this isn't good. I don't want Richard to come down. And he's like, pants at the ankles, hard cock out NDUV exactly that escalated quickly. Plus the dog was there just kind of staring at me and judging me. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's a thing.
Speaker 1: That's a thing. He was lying on the couch staring at you, eyes up, eyebrows scrolled like. What the fuck? That's not Richard. When I came, when I came back down, I don't, his pants weren't all the way down. Did you pull them back up and and button them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I pulled them up and I was like, Here, did you tell him why you were doing that? I was like, I don't want you. I don't want your pants off yet, is what I said. That's good.
Speaker 1: That's fair. That's
Speaker 2: fair. Yeah. My husband will beat me is what I said.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. You two are on a roll.
Speaker 2: He was like,
Speaker 1: What? I come down, I come behind you and I start playing with you, and I just, I literally can't get a fabric of clothing off of you. I turned into like a 15 year old who's working a bra for the first time in his life. I can't get your skirt off you. I can't get anything off of you. I look like the husband who's never touched his wife before, and this is why I get
Speaker 2: guys. Yeah, because you only have the cut guys come and fuck your wife.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why, right? So I almost got scissors and cut your bra off. Do what you got to do. I, I know. So, uh, so everything starts down here and all I'm thinking in my analytical brain is, I just set up the entire bedroom. Why would everything happen right here? His pants are down, my pants are down. Our cocks are in your mouth. So immediately, and he has absolutely zero proximity issues because our cocks are together in your mouth and it's. Happy Lauren, right? But still, I'm like, but I set up the entire bedroom and Machacho's doing judgy look.
Speaker 2: He was behind me at that point. My, I was in another world. So I, right,
Speaker 3: right, as, as you should be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were kissing him a lot, which I was surprised and happy with, which
Speaker 2: was great. Yeah, he was a good kisser and he didn't have bad breath and he didn't have like his didn't taste weird. It was like all those silly little things that like your other senses start to pick up. You don't
Speaker 1: increase your vibe. You don't know, but your husband said, make sure you're very clean. Make sure you smell good. Make sure you're, I had a list. Well, I didn't say all the things.
Speaker 2: Gargle,
Speaker 3: scrape your tongue, please.
Speaker 1: We took it upstairs. The room looked amazing, by the way.
Speaker 2: It did. He was very impressed. He's like, Oh, black light. That was his.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just, I can't stress it enough for the people out there. I mean, if you feel a little bit uncomfortable with yourself, uh, black lights will raise your game at least by 25%.
Speaker 3: We just had this conversation with somebody and I didn't know that. And so we brought our black light out only to find it is a Halloween black lamp or black light that you put in the yard and it blinks and it's not very strong and it makes you look like shit. So you have to get the right one. No, no,
Speaker 1: no, we have, we take the one that we use. That event that is for like it's so powerful that we can't even we have to point it at the ceiling because it will burn your eyes out and we learned that through the whole room though it's nice we learned that through our other Utah friends. They, uh, they set it up in their room and we were lying there and we were like, holy shit, we all look amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they were like black light, we never travel without
Speaker 1: it. Yeah, so that's, that's
Speaker 3: where we learned. So but you have to get the right black light is what I'm saying. I'm gonna have to check. With these Utah friends because I have, I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about them, ask them. They're very, they'll steer you in the right direction in, in many, many ways. Also with peptides. Going up to the room, we go up to the room and he is, he followed through with, with being very in charge, very like he knows what he likes. He, he's not afraid, and that's what I didn't like in contrast to the other guy, which was he was more like, tell me what to do. Well, what are you, what are you gonna do to me? And this guy was like,
Speaker 2: I want you here. You get here. And, or, you know, if we said something, and he's like, Oh yeah, that's hot, and he'd add his little spin to whatever we threw on the table. It was, and we did everything. It
Speaker 1: was everything, everything, it was
Speaker 3: really, it's highly likely he was so nervous, right? We don't know what part of the journey's. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he was, but he was, he handled it very, very well. The only thing he was sad about was this. Lauren didn't come. He was like, Well, what, what does it take? And this is, this is a true gentleman. This is guy #2, right? This is guy #2. Guy #1, she faked it because she just didn't want to be in the situation anymore. Go, haven't
Speaker 3: we all done that at some
Speaker 2: point? And Richard's like, But you came when we were doing our after talk. He's like, But you came. And I was like, Honey, I didn't come. That was fake. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Listen, ladies and gentlemen, ladies, mostly ladies, if you fake during a play session. It is your obligation to immediately tell your partner, no, don't do a stupid wink like that. You don't do a wink. No, but
Speaker 3: it is your, you do. Hell yeah, you do. That's what I'm gonna do for sure. That
Speaker 1: won't tip anybody off. Just it's your obligation to after that play session, immediately tell your spouse, hey, I faked it. Just so you know, I faked it because we have a right to know whether it was real or not.
Speaker 3: All of these rights and obligations with
Speaker 1: you, I think it's under most state law.
Speaker 2: I feel like I just was like, did you have a good time, da da da, and I don't really think about saying, hey, I faked it because I'm not really, I didn't know that was a thing. No, I know, but I didn't really think like you care about my feelings?
Speaker 1: Why would you care? I don't know. But listen, so anyway,
Speaker 2: of course he cares. He knows I never come though in play sessions. Like, so, exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, so all of a sudden we Richard.
Speaker 2: Exactly. It's real then if she came in the play session in the 20 years I've known her that she's never come, but this one
Speaker 1: we
Speaker 2: did
Speaker 1: something. It's the one. It's also within your personality to be like, yeah, I don't know what happened. I just do. So also right in the pocket of something that would happen. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I guess he just stuck his thumb in my butt.
Speaker 1: I don't know, just hit the right spot and just boom, it happened. Like there's absolutely a possibility. OK, so he says, well, what would help? And Lauren says, I would love it if you guys would sit and jerk off for me and I can watch while I use my toy. So that's what we did. And he
Speaker 3: was, I am so inspired right
Speaker 1: now. And she came like a motherfucker and then. We at the same time got up on her and both came on her face at the same time and then she couldn't stop coming. She could not stop coming.
Speaker 2: I just left the toy between my legs while they were jacking off right over my face and then Richard came and then he came and it was just like, it was in my hair and my, I had earrings on like I was in my earrings and shit.
Speaker 3: Like that's, that's now a fantasy. Like I hadn't quite completed that fantasy of my boob cocky experience, but that's what I want. Except like add 5 or 6 more guys. Where do you stand on, on that, that, that situation that she described that she went through that she experienced firsthand. I have a hard time fantasizing sometimes like somebody will say, what's your fantasies? I'm like, I don't fucking know. I have no idea. But hearing that, like, that's the hottest thing. I would love that, even if it was just two guys. I, I want that. I want that on my face and in and around my mouth and ears and hair and eyelashes.
Speaker 1: What about just playing with yourself or, or with the Vibrator while a guy is jacking off. That's what I want. I want that. I am available 24/7, and I will find, I will find somebody, and I,
Speaker 2: we can make a little like ziploc that just has like some you can squeeze and make extra,
Speaker 1: yeah, whatever. I will, and because I love just sitting there and jacking off. Most of it's because I'm lazy. I am my best lover. We're gonna do it just for you. I, I,
Speaker 3: I would be honored. I like, I don't wear my lashes which. Refer to as umbrellas for no reason.
Speaker 2: Oh my God, I love
Speaker 1: that. Um, yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna make this happen. We have a lot of stuff to do at the event and we have
Speaker 2: a lot of people. Our dance card's getting full.
Speaker 1: A lot of people to do.
Speaker 2: Thank God we don't have a lot of decorations this time. Yeah, I,
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff's gonna go wrong because we're gonna be in a room. We're gonna be busy. We're gonna be busy this
Speaker 2: time. Listen, I don't care if the, if the assistants can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: This is when the business goes sideways because this we only got a few left. That's when they. That's when they lost control. She started fucking on the job. So fucking on the job. Hayley, I want to ask you, as far as where do you stand on the MFM scale? Is this something that you
Speaker 3: enjoy very much. I really, really do,
Speaker 1: yeah. Do you enjoy it more than being with a foursome, 4? Do you, do you prefer a threesome?
Speaker 3: Yes. Is that bad to say? I feel bad for saying that. I love a foursome. I love a foursome, but I love the MFM experience. Well,
Speaker 1: that's, that's where we fall too. But I mean that's what we just decided. The thing for me is, if it is a foursome, the foursome has to be specific. It has to be a couple that I really like. I'm really into, I'm really comfortable with, then it's, then it's a lot of fun. But if it's like just those kind of hookups, those casual. Hookups. I would do MFMs, MFMs, MFMs all day long, every single time, every single time I would, uh, I just find them so fun. It's such a turn on for me.
Speaker 2: It is except when the other M is not really in it,
Speaker 1: right? But that's good. That happens in
Speaker 2: with every see what I did there in it.
Speaker 1: But, but that happens in every, you know, some are wins, some are are not, you know, I mean, you know, you gotta weed them out and then, you know, put them back in the cage. So what is like for me, if I was to describe to you and Haley, these are the things that turn me on, watching you get fucked. Such a turn on, uh, even, even just the act of like watching you get penetrated, it is such a turn on. Also degrading you and treating you like a whore. Awesome, yeah, I love it, while at the same time being very concerned. I don't feel like you're communicating enough because I'm always like, you fucking dirty whore, are you OK? What's going on in my head. This past week,
Speaker 2: I was like, do I answer in English or Spanish?
Speaker 3: You got to practice
Speaker 2: somewhere. It was weird. Like at one point I just kept answering in Spanish. I didn't know if that was, I was just like, see, see, because it's the only thing I can know. I know comfortably that I can say with an accent that I'm not going to be judged where it didn't sound like margarita
Speaker 3: tortilla tortilla.
Speaker 1: But I, I wanna know on the ladies' side, since it's, it's your favorite thing, Haley, it's your favorite thing, Lauren, what is it on your side? You just heard what I like. What is it on your side that is such a turn on, Haley?
Speaker 3: It's the quantity of, of dick in the room. It's right. I, I want more dicks in and around me, right? There's such a masculine energy in that space. Sometimes I kind of start to feel like an actual princess. Like I feel very grateful and blessed to have so many dicks available.
Speaker 1: Princess,
Speaker 3: the dirty, dirty, dirty princess.
Speaker 1: Do you ever have a fantasy of dressing up like a princess, but a really slutty princess and then doing something like a Snow White wake up thing, but instead of a kiss, it's sticking their dicks in you?
Speaker 3: No, OK.
Speaker 2: I do love the manliness of the muscles and the bodies and the skin and everything. And I think that's just because like, you know, I'm not really just turned on by just women in general. There's things that can be, but when I want to be just smothered in stuff that turns me on, it's, it is the men.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we talk about this specific part of like, uh. I like, I like feeling small. Like I like those big guys that make me feel small. Is there a sense that two guys make you feel smaller in a sense?
Speaker 2: No,
Speaker 1: no, we don't. For me, it's a yes. It is a yes because we become as one, like you're being overpowered almost by, by a lot. It's just a lot. So now you're just like this. Oh my God, help me, help me.
Speaker 2: I don't care how small I. No, I don't give a shit. I just want it. I just want all of it to be taken from every angle that I don't even, I can't even keep track of where they're just, I want to pull the hair here and my legs being flipped over there and maybe a finger slipped in my asshole. I don't Somebody
Speaker 3: flogging me on one end and yeah, just like being face fucked on the other end like that is great as a tall. Smaller person, I do like to feel small and two men or more make me feel a little bit smaller and a little bit more like I, I want to be taken care of in that way. I'm just a baby.
Speaker 1: I agree with that. I can see that. Now, my last question, this is the most important one. Is there anything about it that turns you on because you're getting that toxic female energy out of the room and it's only you?
Speaker 3: Oh my God.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Can you please explain what toxic feminine energy? Well,
Speaker 1: there's one less female energy in there, so then that eliminates comparison. There's no drama, no female energy in there to bring the room down.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't call that toxic, but
Speaker 1: is there ever a point where you're like in a foursome and you're, you feel like you're competing with the other girl, like, oh, she's doing this, and I need, I feel pressure because she's coming more than I do or. Her thing looks better than mine. And so that pressure is not there.
Speaker 2: To me, it's not about pressure. It's just about a division of energies. Like the, when there's 2 to 1, it's, it's 2 to 1. When there's 2 couples, then the energy is sort of divided equally amongst the things. But I want it all from all directions at all at once, everything all at once. Ha,
Speaker 3: Everything everywhere all at once in the bagel. I um. I don't love to be the center of attention, but in that scenario, I, that is one of the only times like I want to be made the center of attention, and I, I appreciate that. It's not, I, I don't feel, I don't have the experience that you mentioned about the feminine in the room.
Speaker 1: I was trying to just make you angry. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why is that your end goal? Because I'm so cute when I'm mad, I
Speaker 1: know. Yeah, I don't really think women are toxic. I was just trying to see if there was any competition. No,
Speaker 3: but there is toxicity in some of those environments where there is comparison happening and it, it does kind of pull you out. I have been distracted in a for some situation by other females who are maybe more vocal than I am. I, I, I don't use my words a lot in sexual situations. I prefer to not be able to speak because I'm getting railed so well. I can't form sentences, right? And then I'm, you know, hearing dirty talk happening on the other side of the bed and I'm like, I can't do that because I can't put words together if there's too much pressure. And yeah, so I'll start comparing some of that. I think we're
Speaker 1: doing really well with the practicing with the M M M M M M F. I don't know how many M's
Speaker 2: that was. That was a lot. Well, we got to find more M's. You better get on X and find more. It's not easy,
Speaker 1: Lauren. If you saw what was out there, you'd be frightened, very, very frightened.
Speaker 3: You're on X. X is a scary place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't really, well, all right, I'll try other places. I've tried SDC. I'll try other places. I don't want to go into it right now.
Speaker 3: You want them locally, is that what you said?
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that happens with vacationers. Every vacationer comes here with thoughts in their minds where they want to get dirty with another couple, which is great, and they all say the same thing. We want to do it when we get here. And then they get distracted or they say, come to the hotel and we're like, we can't come to the hotel unless we buy a night there because getting onto these places is like getting onto a military base. There's another portion of people who are like, I'm not leaving the resort. I don't want to be kidnapped. And those people, I don't even want to talk to
Speaker 2: those people. I don't want to get naked with you anyway. So it's like the gold chain, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah, yeah. So, um, it's not as easy as it seems. The hardest part is Lauren and I don't leave the house much, so that. A lot of our play, but what we should do, honestly, as I point to you with my foot, is we should be in Playa del Carmen more.
Speaker 3: Playa del Carmen. Do you guys have the apps there that like we have here? Yeah, like when I was sourcing for hot wifing, I was using Field quite a lot.
Speaker 1: I'm going to jump back on that if you can teach me, that would be fantastic.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to jump on there and source for you from here?
Speaker 2: Oh my God, like an assistant. And you could line some up and send them. Maybe you could ask for their references.
Speaker 3: I would be happy to. My, my goal in all of this is to keep the two of you safe because he's sourcing people off of X, which, as someone who loves you guys dearly, your safety is of the utmost importance to me.
Speaker 1: Should I go back to Craigslist? Is that what you're saying? Please
Speaker 3: God, no. That all of Steve's past, like early on experiences are Craigslist, and they to me are all horror stories. I'm so glad I was not there for that part of the journey. And then I have access to things like Field and Tinder and um I mean I can even try these guys out for you. I can be a reference for you. I can be like you gotta go through me first if
Speaker 1: yeah all right I don't know how you're gonna set your field location to Cancun or Playa del Carmen Playa del Carmen because isn't it location based?
Speaker 3: It, it, it, let, let me do some research. Let me see what I can finagle, otherwise they'll just fly out. With us for October and you guys will trust me that that like they're good dudes.
Speaker 1: So what you're hearing, Lauren, is I know we don't play separately, but what Haley's asking is, is if I could have a male female male with just her, I just have to find the other male and then you wouldn't be involved,
Speaker 2: not her husband. Oh, maybe
Speaker 1: it's her husband. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What about that one? He's sitting around. I would
Speaker 3: prefer to do M and FM with my husband. Oh,
Speaker 1: right, right, yeah. How about that one? So you wouldn't be there. You'd be, I don't know, making a. Snacks or something.
Speaker 2: Maybe I could be like on a speaker and I could be saying dirty talk things so she felt better and, and then she could just concentrate on being railed. And but I could do like some dirty talk like, oh, I'm such a dirty whore. Sounds
Speaker 1: super distracting.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's my hormones talking right now. But like picturing Lauren in the room, sort of being my cheerleader and telling me what a good job I'm doing and what a good girl I am coming from her. That like my nipples are a little bit hard.
Speaker 2: I just got a little turned on. Oh
Speaker 1: good. Can we do that then?
Speaker 3: She's almost like
Speaker 2: she got goosebumps.
Speaker 3: I did. Oh my God, like the mama son energy like that protective, like that look at my fucking girl, go get it. That's women lifting women up and I'm all about
Speaker 1: that. Women should lift women up, but they're just not strong enough. All right, so we are going to end it there and we thank you so much, Haley, for being here and again, welcome to the pack. We hope you feel better because nobody can see you, but you look like death and you need something like this weekend
Speaker 3: was so worth
Speaker 1: it. You need some rest. You had, you had a lot of partying. I mean
Speaker 2: so. So to me, she's glowing. There,
Speaker 3: there was some real high quality dick this weekend. I'm not going to lie, and I am in a little bit of a glow, and I'm not mad that we stayed up way too late and
Speaker 2: sleep later. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Rest after this and think about all of the things that you did that went against the Bible.
Speaker 3: My one goal in life is to represent sin in the best way I possibly can. Well, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Thank you for, for taking this little journey with us and trying to figure out life, and we hope to see you here again. You
Speaker 3: will. I can't wait for you to try to piss me off more. It's truly been a pleasure.
Speaker 1: It's not working very well, but I'm gonna try. OK, keep it up. All right, Lauren, that does it for us now. You are a single guy out there and you want to get in our pants, you know where to reach out, Lauren. Tell them what you're going to do to them. Give them something. This is why it's so hard to find guys.
Speaker 2: I was on my knees and like 10 minutes after the guy arrived, I was blowing cocks in the living room. It's, it's fun stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, so what she's saying is it's not gonna be that hard, guys. Send a message and get your dick sucked. All right, we'll, we'll see you guys next time. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to go leave a positive review.
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Speaker 1: Thanks for stopping by room 77.
Speaker 2: We had a blast.
Speaker 1: Now get your clothes and get out.