Ep. 49: How To Get Catfished

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Hi Lauren, how are you? Welcome back to the show. This is a podcast I've been recording now, yeah, for, uh, almost 3 years. That's amazing.

Has it been 3 years? Over 3 years. For over 3 years, and you've been here for every single one of them. I can't believe it.

I feel like I black out every time. You do. It's the effect of the drugs. How are you?

How, how are you feeling right now, right now at this moment? I am feeling, um, I'm feeling satisfied, a little anxious, but I don't know why. I don't know why either. There's nothing that you have to get me or do for me.

Uh, I've already had a salad, so my belly's kind of full. I don't want you to feel anxious. Yeah, I don't know. It's probably because I don't know what we're gonna watch on TV tonight.

There is nothing to watch. Speaking of watching things, which is one of my favorite pastimes with you, we have this TV system that we get like 100 free porn channels, and I accidentally put on a channel that's called Blacked, which is just Black guys fucking white girls. In the last podcast, well, no, I was on the Patreon stuff. I say, is it racist to say I'm into Asian women?

We had said on the thing to white people asking if something is racist, it's probably racist. I still find it cringy that you say BBC, that big black cock can be part of a fetish. I don't think that a race or a color and fetish should be in the same category. So that's why I sort of have a thing with that, but.

I'm talking about porn, just straight up porn. It reminds me of what just happened last week. Tell me, Richard. I mean, I was there, but you were there for most of it.

So, this is about catfishing. Now, if, if people out there don't know what catfishing is, catfishing is when you go online and you pretend to be somebody you're not to sort of draw someone in to get things out of them. It may be just emotions, it may be photos, it may be, it doesn't matter what. Maybe a conversation, it doesn't matter, but you're basically pretending to be somebody you're not to get something out of that person.

They are in a way victimizing you by using you for their own enjoyment or entertainment, and they're, they're feeding you untruths and wasting your time to get their own. I don't even know why, why people do it. I mean, I would, I tried to get this particular catfish on the, the podcast, but he, she denied. We as a whole, I've.

I've been catfished two times in my life. One was when we were catfished before catfishing was even a thing. This was literally during the days of AOL. You and I were in a chat room and talking to some chick, sending photos, and we're like, oh my God, this girl's so hot.

And like we went out to find her, drove like 2 hours, and then they weren't there. And then you get back and then it was like, oh, my husband died, and we're like, what? And then it was like, what? Oh my God.

God, are you OK? At that point it was just like that was really weird. I mean, because this is before the dawn of the internet where a lot of trickery was happening. This is when evil shit was starting to get invented, right?

It was a long time ago. I mean, it wasn't really, you know, you didn't really know how to do the digital games yet. There weren't a lot of, there weren't hardly any lifestyle websites, and it was just, if you know what ASL is, uh, then you, you, you know what I'm talking about. Like if you used ASL that was during that time, right?

That time we were catfished and then on the podcast once we told a story where I talked to a girl online. I got so caught up in this girl that I wound up injecting my penis and almost causing myself a heart attack because I turned it into a sea. I was rocking the sea as a. Colorado kids would say, got hats out of that story.

They made us hats. And then this one, which is almost got me, not quite. OK, so this is what happens. We get these emails, we get emails all the time.

We get spam emails all the time. This particular one was like, hey, uh, I wanna talk to you about being, uh, in some videos. Uh, delete. Don't even.

Don't even respond. And then you get another one. Uh, hello, uh, me again. I sent you an email.

I wanna talk to you about doing some adult videos. Uh, get out of my inbox. I'm done with you. Next, another week goes by, we get a message on Telegram.

That thing comes up and it says, hello, I had sent you messages before about doing some some online videos for pay and I was like, I do remember those emails. I remember throwing them away. Well, this person joined Patreon to get the Telegram link so they could message you on Telegram, right? So we have a Telegram thing that's connected to our Patreon app where all the Patreons go in and Talk and talk about dirty stuff.

So they joined Patreon so that they could get in touch with us on a sort of on a different, a different platform. And looking back, I understand why you would do that, right? Why you wouldn't use Twitter, why you wouldn't use Instagram or something like that. But at the time I'm oblivious.

I get the message and I'm like, pay for sex, go on. We already have OnlyFans, so it's not that far off. They explained to me, first of all, this is, uh, this is about you, Richard, not your wife. So I'm like, Lauren, get out of the room.

You're not needed. They only want me. But this person goes on to say, I do adult films in South Korea. I found your name online.

I know you were an actor, and we're looking for some legit actors that would do nudity and some, some sex scenes in porn. And I say, uh. All right, I'll do it. And so they said, can I call you?

And I said, OK, so I take the phone call, right? You keep saying they, but it was a she. Anyway, she calls me up, ring ring. hello, and she says, hello, this is Sasa.

And immediately I say, Where are you from? And she says, I am from South Korea. Immediately I say, you don't sound South Korean. You did and I'm like, at you like, who the fuck are you to judge accents?

And then she gets, she gets mad at me. She's like, What do you mean? I am from South Korea. And I was like, Oh my God.

First thing out of the gate, I insult this person. I'm a huge racist, right? Like what the fuck? So I'm like, Talk to me.

What's going on, Saza? I want to know everything about your life. She's like, I found you online. I know you were an actor before.

It'd be really interesting for us as a company to have you come out. and do some sex scenes and it's sort of like Cinemax porn. It's not real porn, but it's sort of movie-ish. It's sort of movie-ish.

Here's the plot line for the script that we have you in mind for. We were wondering if you'd be interested. And I said, well, yeah, I'd be interested. And they said, How much?

I said, I will take $100,000 please. So she says, OK, well, I'll bring it back to my bosses. So now the next night you and I are like, Oh my God, I may actually be a South. Korean porn star.

This is gonna happen. This is going to happen. She sends us like a link to look at the videos they make. Uh, I have my friends look into it.

I'm like, is this thing legit? It's in South Korean. I don't read Korean, but I'm not, I don't have the time to learn. So she calls back.

She's, Can I talk to you again? I said, Yes, you may, Saza. And she says, What are your terms and conditions? I said, Well, I will not fly economy.

That is number one, OK. And I want my $100,000 and my wife comes with me and my wife comes with me. She says, Well, I'll see what I can do now. I have some questions for you, Richard, she says.

Uh-huh, yeah, she's catfish. Yeah. And I was like, Oh, well, what do you need? And she was like, one of the questions was, now listen, even though we cannot show penetration, I want to know if you will have sex with these young Korean girls.

And I say, Well, yes, I will. Now I have a, I have a part on here where she's describing a scene, and, uh, so she describes the scene to me and she says, uh, this is the scene, and I need to know that you're OK. You start recording because this starts getting ludicrous. Hold on.

So now I'm gonna play this for you. I'm trying to explain the scene to you because I have headphones on. I'm just gonna, I'm gonna stop you up. Like, so I'm angry, I'm at a bar, I'm coming home.

I get it. I can act that stuff, and then when I get home. But then she's very, very descriptive about what I have to do. Then the sex scene happens.

How do you shoot it? Like, do you shoot it in a Go ahead. Well, let me just, uh, uh. Uh, just so, no, no, it's OK.

I just wanna, I wanna be really clear. All right, so I come home from a bar, I'm angry, I'm, I'm a little drunk, I wanna have sex, and then it gets to the point where the, the gal, the girl is in the room that I'm gonna have sex with. So, you don't go over positions or anything like that. You don't say, I want you to start by her blowing you.

I don't, and then you're gonna switch to, to doggy style. You just set up the cameras and you say, all right, go, go fuck, and then you use that, you use that footage. So we just have to, to wing it. You don't throw out.

So now I'm feeling a little skeptical. 03 minutes sexing. So how many cameras, how many setups do you do? Do you have like 3 cameras going at the same time?

So I start throwing some technical jargon at her. Right, cause I wanna see how many setups do you do? How many, that's that's an easy question that you should be able to answer with somebody as a production company. 3 to 4 setups per seat.

I don't really get an answer and I apologize because I have headphones on this, but there's more where I I recorded the actual conversation, and I think the entire time is is a language barrier thing, right? Uh, so I just let it go. I just want my $100,000. And, uh, business class, first class actually.

I got downgraded to business class, we'll get to that later. I try to reiterates right. I make her suck, so I just take her and I, I make, I make that actress suck me. I basically tell her what to hold on.

So she goes on to say that you're gonna have to do, you just come in, you just fuck them. You just tell, basically you tell them what to do, Richard. You're the actor. You're the actor.

You're the lead. This is the scene. You're an angry man. Come in and you fuck people.

You just tell them. I'm like, OK, do they know? that I'm going to be doing this. Do I meet them?

Do I, I don't. OK, so I'm trying to speak English. I think I did. I was like, no, no, everyone will speak English.

Like I should have known at that point. Yeah, we'll only get English speaking Asians for you. Now, who are the actresses that I'm doing this to, because that, that sort of comes into question now because it feels a little like us all. So I say, this feels a little bit like assault.

Uh, any Hollywood set, make an actress do something like that. I will, I will talk to the girl that I'm gonna fuck before I fuck her. OK. Yeah, Richard, here's what's gonna happen in this next scene.

Uh, the actress is gonna come in and you're gonna be naked and, uh, she's gonna do whatever she wants, OK? We're, we're just gonna keep shooting. No matter what happens, we're gonna keep shooting. She may use some tools on you.

Just let it flow. Let's just see what happens, OK? Remember, keep your mind open and you're angry and action. So she keeps telling me how much Asian.

Women love Western men. They, they are going to love you. It doesn't matter. You can look the way you want to look.

You, she even said to me, you don't even have to go to the gym anymore. It doesn't matter. You just being a Western man can come to Korea and have sex with many women in one night. This is what she said to me.

That's awesome. I, I, I like it. I love the Korean women love Western men. I just don't know if Korean women will love this Western man.

Uh, no, it's fine. The only thing, I'm into all of that. Look, I'll go on set and I'll fuck any Korean girl I see. That's not the problem.

The problem is, is one of the things that takes place in a situation like this is performance anxiety. Have you dealt with that? That's not the problem. The problem is, none of this is making much sense.

That's, that's sort of the problem at this point. So we have some other issues that we need to talk about. So then she says the most absurd thing to me ever. She says, Richard, I have to ask you something very personal.

I said, OK. She said, you have a very big cock. I should have known at this point she was an insane person. Most of the girls that you are going to be making love to are very petite Korean women with very tight pussies.

Do you have a problem with that? And I like, I snapped my neck over to you like, what if you, she just asked me, you're repeating stuff because you had the headphones on and you're like, you gotta. This one, so you were just saying it out loud. I'm just playing Captain Exposition to you.

I'm like, so you're worried if it's going to be OK if I have sex with pussies that are too tight. That is your concern with this Western man who doesn't have to go to the gym anymore, right? It doesn't matter what you look like. Doesn't matter what you say, really doesn't matter.

We're gonna pay you a boatload of money for just these cute young Korean tight, Korean girls. They're gonna have sex with you. We're also gonna pay for all your meals. That's what she said.

Your meals and, and a hotel, and it has a suite and a sitting area and a bedroom. OK. Oh, yeah, I get what a suite is. Uh, let's get back to that pussy.

So now, as ludicrous as this sounds, right, I hang up the phone from Sasa. Her name is Saza, but I like to call her Sasa. I hang up the phone from Saza and I go to bed that night and I think, oh my God, I'm gonna be a Korean porn star. Like, it's still not dawning on me that this is 100% false.

Like there's still a percentage, right? And this is the catfishing thing. When you get That sense of something's not right. Chances are it is not right.

Well, and you called it like 2 minutes into the entire thing starting on day one. You were like, yeah, this is not even, but once you start entertaining it, you start entertaining it, and that's what the catfishes do. And this is, and because we are #learning podcast, swinger learning courses for free. This is how they draw you in.

This is how they get you. There's still that 10% or that 20%, maybe 50%. It's like, I think, I think I'm gonna be a Korean born star, and my parents are gonna be super proud. Really, you've bounced back from this acting thing.

Went down to, uh, Cancun. Look at you go sticking your penis in Little Asia, tiny pussies. Hey, look at you go. See.

Career is not over. You made the best of it, and they flew you first class and your wife and your wife. So yeah, so we're still going to bed that night and we're like, um, I got text so and so and tell them that you're going to be a porn star. I'm like, you're in complete denial.

You're, you're just like, this is so stupid. I'm not going to Korea to be a fucking porn star. Hey, Google, how long does it take to fly to Korea? What's the capital of South Korea?

And you're like, this is, none of this is absolutely true. Hey, Google, what are the people like in South Korea? So it sort of starts to, uh, to screw with your brain a little bit. And, uh, I, I'm not, I'm gonna be completely honest with you.

I'm like, I'm sitting up at night and I'm like, if this is true, this is gonna be so hot. I'm gonna be the best. Porn star that they have ever had because I'm gonna, I'm gonna do it good. I'm gonna be good, you're gonna be like a really good, you're gonna be really good, right?

And I went, I watched some of the videos she sent me. I thought this isn't, yeah, I was like these aren't lit bad. I can work with this lighting. I can act.

I feel like I'm gonna do a good job. You're gonna make it grounded, right? I'm gonna fuck those tight pussies, right? And let's face it.

They are of a smaller frame, so my penis will look larger. You're gonna look. I'm gonna look huge. I think there's a win-win for everybody, right?

So, now here's the thing with catfishing, like, you really get sucked in. Just like the reason that I stuck a giant needle into my cock. There was nothing real about this woman that was in Tulum waiting to have sex with me and my wife. There was nothing real about her.

The photos that she sent me, the stories, I, I, I don't know. Nothing about the AOL chat that we had with the woman. Nothing about that conversation was real. She didn't have a husband that died.

It's, it's all about these weird emotions that they pull. The one thing that triggered, the reason I didn't get catfished this time completely, A, how could you? I mean, you look at it, you're like. You're a fucking moron.

There's me going, um, hello. I was like, honey, this has nothing to do with you, OK? They don't want you, OK? They don't want the hot model.

They want the average fat guy, OK, so just let me do my thing. Daddy's trying to bring home the bacon, all right. Just sit, sit down. I'm a big star.

I got this motherfucker saza. Once you start asking them questions, they, they tend to have emotional. Responses. For instance, if you ask them personal business, they, they get very emotional.

They have an emotional response that makes you feel like, don't go there. I don't want to ruin this. For instance, asking her about her life, anytime I ask that, she seemed to get very closed off, and then you feel like, oh, I'm losing it. I remember asking the Tulum girl some personal questions, and it was like, it, it started, oh, it was about a breakup and I don't want to talk about it.

They bring emotion into it. Now the thing that saved me was. That feeling inside of what the fuck am I doing right? Why am I wasting my time?

That's what you have to snap into. You have to snap into that moment that something's not right and you have to ask those questions and you have to wrap that shit up, wrap it up quickly, because the more you feed that little beast, the more it. It's going to come back around and then you've, you sort of feel bad questioning them. That's the other thing you do because you're a normal person, right?

You're a normal human being with normal emotions that are acting normally in a normal way. They are not, right? So you start to feel bad for even calling this person out now because basically what you're saying when you call them out is. Hey, you're an insane person, right?

And as a normal human being, that is not easy to say to someone. You're a liar and you're in, you're a little bit insane. So, uh, one night we were sitting here, I don't know why. I was like, what am I doing?

This is absolute bullshit. Why am I even, why am I wasting this much time? I was like, you have to, you have to come. You have to call this person out.

You have to face. Then I ghost. Like I go away for a while. I just sort of go silent on Telegram and I hear the message and it's like, Richard, I have good news for you.

And I'm like, OK, well, what is it? And I was like, I'm really busy right now. I can't talk. And she's like, Can I, can I call you?

Uh, not right now. I'm busy. So I let it go another day and then I just type, what is the good news? And she says, Can I call you?

I say, all right, you can call me. That's when I laid the phone down and ready to record because you had some right because OK, here we go, here we go. That's, that's the telegram ring. Hello hello.

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We'll love you more for it. Woo hoo. Hello hello. Oh, someone picked up.

Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? Hello. Yes, can you hear me?

Uh, I don't know if there's a delay. I can hear you. Can you hear me? But this doesn't go on for an hour, I promise.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, how the hell did you think that that voice was a woman? I don't want to comment on that right now. Just say that, uh, very apologetic.

I said I'm so does not sound South Korean at all for you. I just like if you, I make you wake up. No, no, no, it's fine. It's, it's totally fine.

So yeah, so what happened was she had asked me, she was like, I need you to send me video of you fucking, and I'm like, honey, we need to send audition videos. So I need to make a porn reel, and you looked at me and you went, are you? Out of your goddamn mind. I was like, I think I am, but I, I really want this job.

So, uh, you're like, no, we're not sending any fuck videos to some fucking strange weirdo lady, uh, in the middle for free. What we did is we compiled all the video that we had that's already online and available. We put a giant watermark on it and we sent it to her. We were like, Here's the video you can use to go get me my.

$100,000 right? So we sent her that. Now I'm waiting to see if I got the job. She's gonna give me the news.

Remember, I asked for $100,000. So, um, I talked to, uh, my bosses and, uh, about the payment. So as I told you that, uh, last time, uh, when I discussed with you, um, I told you that they are OK with like 50,000 won, but you said that you wanted. Yeah, I, I actually started at 250.

That's a true story, around like 100,000. So actually 100,000 maybe is still not possible for them, um, but they are willing to pay you. Uh, 70,000, uh, for the whole project. So 70,000.

Now, I wanna say that 70,000 part. What I want to say is, I know it's fake at this point. Everything about it is fake. I know, uh, I'm being tricked.

Obviously I'm recording it, but even in that moment I'm like, I'll do 70,000. I was doing it too. 70,000 is OK. I'll do it for two weeks for two weeks' work.

I'll do 70,000. Richard, what are you talking about? None of this is real. What she doesn't know that we did, she had joined Patreon to get in touch with us, right now.

What happened was she had joined, I think, July 29th or something like that. Now the way Patreon work is fucked up. It sucks so bad for everybody because when you join on the latter part of the month, it will still charge you at the beginning of the next month. Keep saying they're gonna change it, but it really sucks, and there's, there's no way around it.

So if you are gonna join, uh, still join us on Patreon, we really need it, but uh. At the beginning of the month, what happened was she got charged twice and she sent a message that said, I want a refund because I got charged twice. Well, what I did is, but not to telegram. She, she sent it to the Patreon email address which actually comes to us now.

We don't get any information with Patreon. We just get an email address that you put in and whatever name you decide to put in. So this just said Saza with her fake Hotmail. Address and, uh, I was like, well, it's gonna be worth a shot.

So I take a person, our super assistant, and I write up an email that says, listen, if you want a refund, I'm gonna need your first and last name, the last four digits of the card, and the username that you signed up for. And I had her send it to Saza and say, Hi, my name is such and such. I am in charge of the. Patreon, I understand you want a refund.

This is the information I'm going to need. Well, she fell for it. She fell for it. We got a name back, right?

So this is the information that I have now for your flight, business class, a round trip for, you know, round trip. So that's good coming here to going back, and then of course we're going is that what she said? I don't have to be stuck and you know, like. Um, food and, you know, um, um, other like now what I'm doing here is I'm staying a bit quiet, which is making her nervous, right?

I'm not reacting, right, OK, OK, uh, so that sounds great, um. And when do they send a contract over, right, because I want a contract. I want, you know what I mean, just, just, um, show me the money we have to like make the contract, um, you know, because, uh, um, we will put like, um, these things in the. Correct, because as you, I told you previously that we are our contact, the sign, uh, the money is not very big, so we want to put like all these things in the contract and then hopefully we will, we will be able to send you, uh, in a week or two, right, spoken like someone who makes, puts a lot of contracts together.

What is, what is, what is your name again? Oh, my name is Saza.a. That's your, that's your full name, Saza. Kim, a really good Korean name.

That's your full name. Yeah. So here I go, here I go. I just wanna know who who the contract is coming from.

Oh, yeah, um, I think with the contract, um, I will, um, we will put like all the information. Um, about the company, good, I can't believe you fell for this. What is that? What is that?

What is the? What is the company? So this is about the 3rd time I've asked her. What is the name of the goddamn?

I sent you the link, so we are gonna send the company is the same because the producers are the same from the same website, um, because that's production company, um, um, the one thing, uh, do you have like any agent or any, um, like somebody you're I'm with CAA. I'm with, I'm with CAA as a freelancer. Uh, no, I'm just a, a freelancer. I just had a, a, a really, a really freelance question for you in porn anyway.

Yeah. Who is Haider Saeed? Now I ask, who is this person that asked for the refund on Patreon? So I say, who is this person?

Oh, because this is, uh, my boyfriend's, and she says it's my boyfriend's bank account number that I used for, uh, to pay your Patreon. We sent for a reimbursement. Oh, so that's who's the catfish now. Yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna wait for the contract 23 weeks.

Now here it becomes a point of just being like, what do I say to not embarrass this person? And it's weird to be in this position with a catfish when you're like, I don't wanna make this person feel awkward. It's a very odd thing to do. It's, it's, it's a master manipulation is what catfishing means backwards, but I say, yeah, fuck that.

So I just started asking some direct questions to get like, you know, my, done my job and all that. And what is, what is your job? What is your job though? So I am doing the casting, so I usually cast for so now she's a casting director.

That's my job for the company. Yes, and the company's name is what it's Han Cinema, as I mentioned you, but that's the name of the, the website. We have the same channel, so very believable. Yes, the production, the website, and the casting is all the same.

OK. But like um. In any case, if you have any problem or something, you can just text me or send me like a message, and um I will try to help you and I'll try to give you as much information possible, but if it doesn't work, it's not working for me. I just, I just told you.

Try to tell you, honest about it. Um, I don't have to. Here's the thing, here's the thing, Saza. I just want to say that, um, in, in the most respectful way I can say it.

I know that you said that that is your boyfriend, but your accent sounds very Middle Eastern. And listen to you, Mr. linguist. Yeah.

Now, like, I don't know if it sounds like that, but, well, it sounds, you sound like a Middle Eastern person speaking, not, not someone from Korea, so that, that confuses me as well. Yeah, and I should have said that that 3 days ago. Ada is your boyfriend and he's, that's obviously a Muslim name. It sounds pretty Middle Eastern to me, so can you explain that?

Yeah, maybe it's just the accent because I have like it's rubbing, it's rubbing off on me, she says. I have a lot of Middle Eastern friends, but yeah, OK. If you think like, if you think that I am not legitimate or something like that, that. It's completely fine.

I understand your concern. It's like hard to believe. I find it hard that somebody would go through this much trouble to get pictures and photos of an actor that they found on, on the internet. Like to me that seems great.

Like who would do that, right? See, I deleted your, so I looked him up, right, and he, he has a profile online on LinkedIn, uh, Facebook. Yeah, so there's a, there's that name pops up in, in South Korea. Is, is your boyfriend really a engineer?

Oh, I don't know. What are you like, what does your boyfriend do for a living? Oh, he really does live in South Korea. Yeah, there's, there's a, there's a person with that name in South Korea that is a professor at a university.

So I say, what does your boyfriend do? Oh, he works here. But I don't want to, like, I don't want to share about my personal things because that's not going to be professional. It's not professional to share my personal stuff.

There's a name exactly like that in Korea. Is that your boyfriend? Because I have a photo of him. No, no, not.

So there's two Ida Sai in Seoul, South Korea. Mhm. OK. So there's, it's just a, it's just a common name there.

There's only 2, and she knew that. Yeah, there's a, there's 2. All right, well, I guess I will be awaiting the contracts or the, the documents and then we can take it from there, right? OK, OK, sure.

OK. OK, thank you for your time. OK, I'm done with you and I hang up. The telegram and the next text that I get is you made me very uncomfortable asking me about my boyfriend and I no longer want to go through with this deal and I say, well, she didn't have to talk to her bosses for that one did not.

She fired me. Richard, yeah, she went from casting director to CEO. I text back to her, that's OK, Saza. Uh, here's the thing though.

Would you mind if I just use the recording that I made of us two on the phone on the podcast, because our listeners are gonna fucking love it. Needless to say, she freaked out. Now I had a string of messages, voice messages that she had left that I, I guess she deleted because I didn't download them fast enough, but she was very upset that she was uncovered. That you would have the nerve to, to ask that many questions.

I get very personal, but what I said to him or her, him, I guess him, what I said to him was, listen. I want to hear your side of the story. I want this is what I wanna know. I wanna know why you did that, right?

And I want to interview you, and I won't use your name, and I won't use any of that embarrassing stuff that you said in the phone call. Just let us know. Let me talk to you, and I'll explain to everybody, and you can say in your own words what possessed you or people who catfish to do that. And he said, no, I, I will not do that.

And I. said, Well, I'm gonna use this recording, but if I'm not gonna use this, that would be my deal is if you come on and make a real interview, and I'll talk to you about it, and we'll be civil about it and we'll talk about it, but he refused. He refused, and, uh, so listen, thank you for the entertainment. That was fun.

I gotta be honest, we had a lot of laughs about it. We, we were laughing about it. I am gonna miss that $70,000. I'm gonna be honest.

I was really looking forward to like going seeing like a popping in like a K-pop music video or like I just had some things I wanted to do down there. No doubt at all. I mean, listen, you're gonna get some really tight pussies, some small hands on your big cock. I was gonna look really big.

I was going to tell my entire family I'm a Korean porn star. This is going to be great and you were going to nail. You like you were going to bring such a good performance that you were gonna 70 was just going to be the intro. I was gonna, I saw myself at a Korean award ceremony.

Yeah, I did. Like that's that's South Korean porn star Richard. Yeah, that was me. That was going to be me.

And, uh, no, none of it, none of it came true. I don't want to say that I was already spending that that 70,000 because I wasn't. I wasn't spending it, but bye bye Fiji. Sorry sorry baby, I did have a sweet BMW picked out.

So listen, uh, Saza, thank you so much. Uh, we hope you're listening. If you are a catfish out there that is listening to this, don't do that to people. It's manipulative and it just sucks.

You're preying off people's vulnerabilities. Insecurities and it's just mean to those of you who are out there and things like this happen online, it sounds cliche, but listen to your gut, right? There is something inside of you that says this isn't right, and it's a different feeling than someone lying to you. Like, I don't think that that part is true or I don't think that that part is true.

It's a different feeling. It's a feeling that you get that is instinctual. And if that is the case, ask specific questions and don't let them throw you off of that trail. That is it.

This is how to be catfished and how to not get catfished, and also how to become a South Korean porn star, brought to you by Room 77. To be completely honest with you, Lauren, not being a porn star is a lot less pressure on me right now. I've also not been going to the gym because of it, but I'm still a little saddened, you know. I think that you would have had a bright future.

I think so. Do you know, I get up in the middle of the night and I go out to our little deck. I look off into the distance to the yonder, wondering what if I was somewhere right now in tiny little tight Asians. Oh well, maybe next time.

All right, we have to wrap this thing up before we go. We want to tell you about bikini addiction. Bikini addiction is, it's my favorite bikini, let's be honest, it's not a question. It's a lot of people's favorite bikini.

Yeah, it's no joke. We get a lot of pictures on it in the Patreon Telegram group. I wonder why people do get addicted to this particular bikini. So I called up the owners of bikini.

The addiction. And I said, hey, Brad, Jane, tell me what's going on here, because I, I gotta be honest, I don't think you're that talented. What are they seeing that I'm not seeing? So he was like, I understand what you're saying, Richard.

Let me show you some pictures. He said, what we do here is we are all about the confidence, right? Especially in the booty. I said, Well, how do you mean, Brad and or Jane, whoever's on the phone right now?

I don't really know. And he's, I'm gonna show you some pictures. OK, so we shared screens, we're zooming. So he says, so what do you see here?

I said, I said, Brad, this seems like a federal crime to me. Is that girl underage? She says, no, no, no, that woman is 88 years old. Holy crap, because she's wearing a bikini diction.

He said, Now what do you see in this photo? I said, well, that is obviously trucker porn, where men dress in bikinis, they go to truck stops, and they have sex. It's a fetish. And he said, no, that's a woman in another brand.

Wow, that's how it looks. I said, wow, they should be ashamed of themselves. I get it now. I'm not kidding.

It makes you look better when you're wearing a crystal thong or something scrunchy. It just makes your butt look better. You have to take the risk, let your butt out. They know.

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Alright, Lauren, I gotta go floss, which I would advise you to do. Stop it. That about does it for us. For more information, photos, or to contact us, go to room 77 podcast.com.

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