Ep. 77: Corrupting Virgins and a Celebration Party

All right, Lauren, in this episode, we're gonna talk about how to correctly take a virgin couple. We're also gonna talk about our very, very not special anniversary and take a trip back in time and hear from a gaggle of youngins from our very first episode with our new field reporters, Mav and Kelly. Spoiler alert, they're fired. You don't give a fuck.

All right, Lauren, we have started and this marks a very, very special episode. That's not true. Ready, ready? What room are you in?

210. All right, this is our seventy-seventh episode. Would you wish us a happy 77th episode? Happy 77th episode.

Thank you so much. May I ask how you originally found room 77? With us are friends of ours, and so he listens to your podcast, especially when he's driving like for work and stuff like that and laughs. Now I would, I would interview him, but his accent is so thick, it's terrible.

Half of the country wouldn't understand a goddamn thing he's saying. You're exactly right, exactly right. And he's not even drunk. 5 years ago, as far as the lifestyle goes, where were you in the lifestyle?

We were not in the lifestyle 5 years ago, so it did not exist. It did not exist. For somebody now who's just listening right now, maybe for the first time and they want to go to an event like you're here now, what advice would you give? Them just thinking about it.

I'm a little scared. I'm a little skeptical. What would you say to that person who's listening right now? First, I would say be your true self.

And number 2, no expectations. That is great advice. Expectations is one of the things that will ruin a good time for anybody. Um, it's just a number, it's just a number.

It's episode 77, and people were like, are you doing something special on episode 77? We're like, we are not. But we are now, but we're gonna try to do something special. We're gonna throw in some things that are gonna try to make it sound special, but we don't really ever usually do a special episode.

But what is special about this episode is Nicky, Nicky and Scott, who we will get to later. We went up to Temptation and we met a lovely, lovely woman. Forget Room 77, forget everything else in the world. Uh, this episode entirely is dedicated to you on your tractor.

Also, a fun fact, if you read the episode list, it'll say 78, not 77, so don't get confused by that. There is like an announcement in there or something that screws up the count. Do you know what that means? Yeah, I do, but there's still some of them still say episode numbers in them.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. They could just read it right. Here it goes. So, uh, 5 years ago we started.

My heart's pounding. Well, that means you're not dead. And we've started. This is it.

We've started the podcast. I am R. I'm, and those are letters. By the way, if you're looking for a podcast with great editing and wonderful sound, this is not the podcast for you.

Lauren, we have started. That is not the face I wanted to see as soon as we started. You look sourpuss. That's the only way I could describe it.

What happened? My ear. Oh, that makes no sense. I'm glad you set us all straight.

Welcome back to the most consistent, inconsistent podcast that is out, out here, out there, and, uh. Here we are. There is no date that is really like a 5 year anniversary or anything like that. We're actually past, I think, 5.5, over 5.5.

So if you've been with us since the beginning, which to me would be hard to believe if you are, but if you, you are here, still here, please reach out because that would be amazing. I just want to know who you are if you have, yeah, I can't believe we've lasted this long. I'm, I'm barely here mentally, so. Honestly, maybe you want a guest host.

I don't know. Just reach out to us. Let us know if you want to take over. That'd be great, great.

That'd be. We're going on a vacation. 5 years ago we started this thing over 5 years ago. We started this thing last week.

We were meeting up with friends. He was wearing his Room 77 hat at Desire. A couple walked up to him and they said, Hey, we listen to Room 77, as does everybody. And he texted us and he said we ran into this couple and they said that they were on your first episode and I was like, get out of here.

That's, that's not true. Who is it? Let me pull it up and listen. And they said that they were the gaggle of youngin.

I, I remembered immediately what it was. That wasn't the first episode, but yeah, I thought that wasn't the episode. That was like 2 or 3 years ago. It had to be.

We listened together actually, and this is a little bit of it just to refresh all of our memories. Thursday night we were. At our end, we were surrounded by a gaggle of twenty-somethings. They got me into crazy party mode.

They got you in the crazy party mode. Um, new to the, to the lifestyle, I would say. So as the night went on, the gaggle of youngins got closer and closer together, and inevitably this was going to turn into an orgy, right? Really attractive bunch to have an orgy with.

Yeah, but it was fun. It was, it was great. Probably never going to see them again. We met.

20 something year olds who wanted to party with us and, and I'm not sure about the sex part, to be honest with you, but kind of a funny story. You can go back and listen to it after this. In the last episode, was it the last episode that Mav and Kelly were on? Um, I think two ago.

I don't know. Uh, we use the names Mav and Kelly, and they were up there. And Mav, who was an overzealous interviewer, did the interview for us. We were absolutely elated to hear that they were able to years later be able to.

All right, this is Maverick and Kelly. This is our first assignment when we're in the field. gaggle of young. Say hi, beautiful.

Hi, beautiful. She's, she is so hot. So we first met Richard and Lauren here at Desire. We, we were lifestyle curious, I'll say, and we participated in their art of touch workshop.

What year was this? This was probably 5 years ago. We were just kind of dipping our toes a little bit, so we went to their art of touch workshop, which was amazing. So we were chatting after the Art of Touch workshop and.

And uh they ended up sticking around. We had dinner together with this other, the other part of the gaggle of youngins. Hope they're out there. We miss you guys.

Hope you're having a great time. So we were on the dance floor after dinner and we hadn't really done any kind of stuff before, nothing, like nothing, like nothing. Day one at Desire here. And you meet the king, queen of the lifestyle.

We did it. So Richard's not a big dancer. If you don't know that, then now you do. But so I was kind of talking to Richard on the side and my wife was dancing with Lauren on the dance floor, and I basically said to Richard, like, hey, like we're interested in this other couple and like we like you guys, what do I do?

Basically. So Richard was like, why don't you go out and dance with Lauren and your wife, kiss them a little bit, see how it feels, like, just basically he said, just kind of go for it. But we ended up having a great soft swap experience. With this other couple, Richard and Lauren kind of brought our couples up to their room, and then they sort of Irish goodbye.

They were like, all right, we're gonna let these gaggle of youngins do their thing, and they kind of snuck out of the room and we had an amazing experience. We're fully in the lifestyle now and we just are so appreciative of their guidance through our journey. Um, it's been incredible and I think it speaks to the lifestyle community and and so we're here. We met an incredible couple that are kind of in the position that we were in, so we feel like we wanted to pay it forward and just like it's such an incredible community.

So you might have been their first experience. We did, we did a little side by side with them today you were their first experience, so you're paying it forward, so we are that's amazing and it's just, so that's, I think it just speaks to the whole lifestyle community. It's incredible and we're so appreciative of Lauren and Richard of the way that they've got. In us and contributed to our experience and now we're so happy to be where we are now.

It's enriched our lives. We just want to say congratulations to Lauren and Richard on episode 77 of their podcast. We were so flattered to be featured in episode one as the gaggle of youngins, and I feel like it's all coming full circle right before the episode 77 feature. So congratulations, you guys are incredible and keep it going.

You guys are the best. We love you guys. Long live the king and queen of the lifestyle. I don't know, it's just cool.

Anyway, happy '77 to us. And we want to thank all of our Patreon supporters for another wonderful month. We wouldn't be able to do this podcast without your support, but it happened again. Not only do we offer a lot of wonderful, wonderful things when you do become a Room 77 Patreon, once again, a human being's life was in peril, and it was Room 77 to the rescue.

So a person came here, reached out because they needed something to make their life. Happier and we, in fact, because this person was a VIP got in the car and brought them something to make their life happier. So I've decided that we have been advertising Room 77 Patreon the wrong way the entire time. So I'm gonna change it up a little bit and I'm gonna advertise it a little bit different.

Room 77 has just become travel insurance by Room 77 for all the things your travel insurance wouldn't touch in a million years. So Lauren, who are the supporters who joined up this month who wanted to be a part of something and a cult-like experience? We have PJ Brooks, Sam, Mavn Kelly, Denise, 1 for Taleza, Amy, Nasty Nick, and sexy Steph, JM P at the resort in the moment, Kay Clarice, Beach Couple 703, Clay Butcher, Pao and Shane, Mr. GK Brie and AJ, C and J 102, William.

Well, look at you, J and R, Donald, and get my tracksuit. Onto the event. So we wrapped up sensation. Happy seventy-seventh episode.

Just say happy seventy-seventh episode. Hey, come on, it's just, it's easy. It's happy seventy-seventh episode. Happy seventy-seventh episode.

That was perfect. Thank you. But you're never getting hired to do voiceovers for our podcast. Happy seventy-seventh episode.

Seventy-seventh episode. Happy seventy-seventh episode. Happy seventy-seventh episode. Thank you so much and it all sounded so sincere.

Well, I didn't say action yet. I have to say to make sure. Oh yeah, yeah. Happy seventy-seventh episode.

Happy 7th. 0, good. I like people who are rehearsing. All right, are you ready this time?

All right, here we go, and action. How you already fucked it up. All right, one more time, take 2 and action. I can't tell you like, it was better than the last one because I have fun at both and they're both great.

Like, I don't know, but it was just another fun group of people. But overall, the crowd there had a really, really great time and that's always what we take out of it the most, which is when you see the people interacting with the people that is. The most amazing part of it for us every single time you can go back and listen to the other ones and hear it, that's what I enjoy the most and it happens every time we're walking by and I see couples eating lunch together or sitting together that just you never thought in a million years that they would wind up together and you see them hanging out together and you just feel this sense of success. Can you just say happy seventy-seventh episode?

Robin got a hand job for. That was. That actually was not the same thing. Shockingly, I can't air that because it's completely and utterly inappropriate.

So repeat after me. Happy 77th episode. Happy 77th episode. All right, one more time like you mean it.

Happy 77th episode. It was exactly the same, but I believed you for some reason the next time. Say happy, happy 77th. Happy 77th episode.

Thank you. Did you enjoy yourself this week? 100%. You look amazing in a.

The spiky collar. I did take the collar off. I did look at myself and say, yeah, I'd fuck me in that. Are you guys having a good time here?

This is awesome. We had such great entertainment there, so much stuff going on at all times and all of the things, but that those simple things, watching that and watching the people laugh and have a good time is the magic of any of these parties. It's awesome that you have a chance to get to know people. I think a little bit before the party starts in the chat groups and then.

So when you hit the hit the floor on day one, you really do start seeing people interact quickly. We were there for 12 hours. After 12 hours is when we finally start to sort of catch up with everybody because it's like going through a wormhole, right? And then after 12 hours everybody's there.

You're like, you sort of finally see people you're like, oh hi, welcome to the party. How's everything going so far? A lot of their answers are great. Had an orgy last night and you're like, what?

The playroom was rocking and you're like. had an orgy on your first night. This is fantastic. Any experience here that you wanted to have that you didn't think you would have, or did you have any experience that you're gonna take?

Yes, yes, absolutely. We went to our first, we went to our first gang bang that turned into a full-on orgy. Yes, it was awesome. That's amazing.

You're welcome. Yeah, and I don't know if you noticed in the pool, I had a full blowjob train of girls. I saw that. OK, so that was fantastic.

Never before. I, uh, actually had to make an announcement and I was like, I. I hope that ends before I interrupt that happening, but I had to make the announcement and thankfully it did. I loved watching it, so thank you for the entertainment that I didn't have to pay for.

While you were here, did you fantasize about myself or Lauren at any point? Oh, absolutely. I'm just going to assume it was me. Is there anything that you want to accomplish in this last and final day?

Yes. Is it a person or a thing? Situation. It's DP, everyone.

It's DP. Uh, I want to thank you guys so much for being here. It's been an absolute pleasure because we've had the best time. The best group of people.

It's just fantastic time. 5 years ago, where were you guys in the lifestyle? We were 1 year in. 4 years later, what would you say to somebody who's just getting in right now?

What is one thing, one piece of advice that you would give to them who's just listening to this right now and like, I don't know. Lean in, lean in because you will always learn something about yourself, good or bad. Anyway, it was a great success, of course there's always these little bumps. Um, there was 11 night we have a, we have a beach night every single time that we're there where we have like a beach party.

The weather was absolutely perfect the entire time we're there. I mean beyond perfect. It was like storybook perfect. And we have this beach night where I'm just like as long as it doesn't rain on beach night I'm fine and on beach night this storm starts rolling in at like 4 o'clock and it starts pissing rain.

People are looking at me like, are you OK? I'm like, they're texting me, how is Richard doing? How is his stress level? Richard has a gun to his face.

Um, the band's like looking at me and the people that are setting up lights and they're all looking at me because they wanna know what do we do? Yeah, what are we waiting and I'm looking at them and I'm going, I do not have a plan B. So, so we are waiting until this rain stops and then I have my friend who's staring, I mean staring at a radar map at every time it clicks. To the clouds and yeah, and he's sending me updates like every minute like, here are the clouds now.

They're they're gonna be gone. He's like, 10 more minutes, man, they're gonna be gone. They, they were at, at 7 o'clock or so everything, everything cleared up and I had said, I just need no rain from 7 o'clock to midnight. Night, that's what I need.

That's gonna give me enough time to set up the band, set up the DJ, set up the lights, everybody to come in 9 o'clock, set everything up, everybody have an amazing time. If it starts raining at midnight, I'm done. We can shut everything down. They've at least they've had till midnight.

I know it's not the latest night in the world. But I've done my job and they saw all the entertainment and everything was boom. The party went off, the fireworks went off, everything went off by by midnight. I'm done.

My job's done, OK? I'm out of here, you know what I mean? Like it stopped raining and everybody started to set up some of them a little bit slowly. Come on guys, stop looking at the sky.

Let's get those lights up, um, and I mean at 12 midnight the sky sort of opens up and it starts dumping down rain and I look at you and I'm just like, yeah, pack it up because the band's finished. The band's finished. The DJ's been on for an hour and he was like, No, it's cut. Yeah it's getting wet and we're like, alright, unplug it.

I look at you. Everybody goes up to the playroom. They start having a big party up there. I look at you and I go, that's a night for us.

I call that one a success and everybody had a really good time anyway, so that was like the the probably the worst thing that happened. It was still a success, so I was really happy with the way it went. Flirt happens in February. We're sold out, really happy about that.

The overflow is filling up. The more people that go, it always makes it more fun. So make sure to go over to room 77life.com and check out the the overflow hotel. Yeah, because it is really nice over there.

People really enjoy the hotel next door steps away, and you really do get to enjoy the party almost exactly the same way you would if you were at the Event Hotel. So make sure to go over and check that out if you're interested in going. It'll be fun. 5 nights.

It's very reasonably priced. Go to room 77 Life, check it out, you know, maybe we'll do another one. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know what else to say about it. I don't really love talking about it. It's hard to talk about events. It's just patting ourselves on the back.

It gets a little bit annoying. It's like when you're watching the Oscars, right? Uh, hi. I just want to come up and talk about how awesome we were in this film for the next 3 minutes.

We were so awesome and we were so great, and let's thank all the people and everybody's just like, we don't care. We really don't care. This is the, we just want the red carpet in the party. This is the bit we have to sit through.

So, uh, we do have a sex story that matches up with this event and that comes next. So, uh, we just wanted you to hear about our success. Forget us. Let's talk about things that are important like Nicky, Nicky and Scott.

So here's, right, so here's what happened. We go up to Temptation. It feels like it was, it was right after it wasn't a long time ago, but it feels like a long time ago, right? Probably up to 2 months ago, but it feels like it was 4 years ago.

Because that's our life, but we run into one of our listeners, one of our lovely listeners, and her name is Nikki, her husband's name is Scott, two of the loveliest people. Uh, oh God, it makes me cry. I know. I'm like, how are we gonna get through this?

Just really, really, really wonderful people with not an easy life, right? And but they are an example of how everyone out there should be living, uh, and I don't mean they're drinking because they do, they do drink a little heavy, but. But they do put life in front of everything right love and happiness again their life is not easy, not saying that everybody's life is easy, but it is only a few times in life that someone or something comes along and puts something in front of your face that makes you go stop, stop your bitching, stop your whining, and then you look out into a crowd of. 300 plus people and think all of these people we should all sort of take from this couple.

Yeah, just not even just one note, one lesson from this wonderful couple and we want to thank you guys so much just for approaching us, just inviting us into your life. Thank you so much again, this, this entire episode is dedicated to you, not room 77 or the arbitrary number or date. It's attached to, uh, we celebrate not only the the number, but we celebrate you and most importantly, the person like you that listens regardless where you are if you're on a tractor mowing cement, we don't care as long as you are having a lot of fun and you're living your life with a lot of love and most importantly, a lot of laughter. Um, you just took the words out of my.

It's a, it's an example of love that I was so overwhelmed with getting to experience that sometimes you just don't know what you're going to run into out there and the magic of something like a podcast that travels over the airwaves and can bring people together was just beyond. So when you. Talk about it being special. That's what's special.

So thank you guys. Uh, you can find them on Facebook if you want to reach out and just check them out or give them sex, one or the other, or they may be they code to temptation a lot. Um, on Facebook, they are Scott in the letter N, Nicky with an I. We have once again with sensation won the 2023 ASA Award for Best event.

Uh, thank you again, ASA. We'll try to do it again in February. February, we'll bring it. We're gonna bring it.

Fingers crossed that you'll recognize us again, but I think it's, I think it's, uh, we get nominated to win every single time. Crazy. It's crazy. We must be doing something right.

That's they know good quality when they see it. They really do. So, um, all right, thank you all of the guests that came there. You were all absolutely lovely.

Listen to how happy these people. Happy seventy-seventh episode with. I'm so excited. Happy seventy-seventh episode.

Did you guys have a good time here? Had a great time. How are you? Describe it in just 3 words, 3.5 words.

You got to cut the last one off. Uh, it's so hard. Um, it's so hard. There we go.

That was pretty good. That was, that was really good. Everything and a half. Yes, it was hard.

Where was your life and the lifestyle 5 years ago? Wow, 5 years ago we were just starting in to lifestyle. So 5 years ago. Somebody was just getting started right now, what would you tell them?

They have eager eyes. One of the most important things to know getting started. So I think the most important thing is the communication as a couple and making sure that you're having the conversations as you go along and learning from them, the good, the bad, and the ugly. So thank you guys so much for being here.

New with Tags is here. We're very, very pleased to have you. All right, Lauren, we have started. Do you sound echoey?

Um, I do, but I thought it was just because my head was a little more hollow today. Part of your brain fell out. I'm, I'm also warning you now, not in a good mood, so I'm gonna keep chewing gum, and I know it's not going to make you happy, but I don't care because I'm doing it anyway. Putting my foot down.

Put it down. Make us, make us, make a sound. I'm actually sitting Indian style again, my go to recording style. Also why I have knee problems.

So can't say Indian style anymore. So there you can't. No, I think I have to say crisscross applesauce or spread like a whore. Spread them like a whore.

That's what they teach my kids, my imaginary kids. That's wrong. What Richard and Lauren's kids always know what whore moves are. They want to run the family business.

They gotta, they gotta take over the empire. We don't have kids, so I don't want to get any, any emails. OK, no bad parenting. Yeah, there's no bad parenting.

There are no children. We are ruining. So listen, our event, which we, we talked about a little bit, one wonderful event inside the event. We had a little event inside of our event.

How amazing is that? It's like having a halftime show inside the Super Bowl. Oh, except no pregnant Rihanna. That is, that is a good and bad thing because otherwise I would have been able to wear a really, really fluffy costume and that would have made me super happy, you know what I mean?

We are so off topic, Lauren, so off topic. Stop it and let's just get back to the real show, the real event, right? The event. So the event was we had known this couple from Texas that is really newbies.

They had never been with another couple sexually. We've known them for years and years and years and years. And by the way, I wanted them for a really, really long time. Yeah, they're beautiful people.

We met them years ago at the resort when they weren't just vanilla. Usually we describe people pretty physically. In this case, there were so many people at the event. I think everybody would know.

Exactly who they were. So to try to keep their anonymity a little bit intact, right? Let's just say they were really hot. Um, they wanted to, they were dead set on having their first experience with us.

It always amazes me when people choose us, especially like I want you to be our first. Why do you think this is? I don't, I have a couple of hypotheses and I've asked them straight up as well. I'm like what?

Why? And they're like, well, we just, we know that. But if something were to go haywire, you would know what to do or something is like in case of emergency break glass we're we're what's behind the glass. All right, everybody, the room is on fire.

I need everybody, everybody to form an organized line and we're going to proceed towards the exit, use the buddy system, touch the door handle. Is it hot? Find a wet cloth, cover your genitals and your mouth. genitals first.

Yes, please cover your own genitals before you help your partner. So yeah, but that's, that's sort of what the what the common notion is, right? It's like we're new so we're nervous we don't know what we're doing we believe that you know what you're doing. Yeah, and that's going to make it more comfortable for us.

So I get the logic in that. Well, and I used to think like, well, they're everyone's attracted to us, but I'm starting to, I'm like no, it's a sad realization. I'm like, oh, maybe I'm not really that attractive. They just want to be safe with us.

No, yeah, I don't think they're necessarily attracted to us at all. I think at the very, at the, at most they're like, I do them, you know what I mean? It's fine. It doesn't have to be bright in the room.

I'm not filming it, but again, if something goes haywire, we'll feel comfortable, right? We would imagine. That they've been through every bad scenario. They, if we fuck up, they've been through it.

They've seen it, yeah, yeah, well, they listen to the podcast. They hear us talk about. I don't know. And that's the other sense is the other thing is that what we get is people say we feel like we know you already, and that's the sense of we feel like we know you already, so let's fuck, which I have no problem with at all.

I'm good with that, right, because for us we don't really need to know you. Not that much if you like me, I'm good with that. A lot of people need to sit down and spend hours of flirting. Uh, we don't, which in our next episode, hopefully we will tell you a story where we showed up for a couple and we were fucking inside one hour within meeting them.

Don't judge us. Judge us. They should be jealous. I think that's, I think it's the one of the most wonderful aspects about the lifestyle is that you can do both if you want to, if you, if you feel like the mood is right where you can spend hours talking to people.

And get to know people in that way, but you also have the freedom and the comfort and the security with your partner and with yourself to be able to meet a couple and within minutes go let's go fuck and you do and it's successful, great, obviously you want to know these people so you don't want awkward moments later on, which makes a lot of sense when we are always awkward it doesn't really matter. There are some things that are unsalvageable usually there's. Salvageable things come from non-communication from the party. When those partners are not communicating with their partner or with us, it becomes a dead zone.

So then it winds up you and I looking at one another like what the fuck is going on? And you're like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what to do.

Do you want to, do you want to go over there? I don't know. But that did not happen this time. It was not awkward at all.

It was actually very, very sexy. It was. I just want it to happen again. Yeah, what we started off with our signature oil move, which I think we should get patented, by the way.

I don't think anybody else should be able to start that way. I'm attracted to his whole look, like his, the way he looks. If I saw him on the street or in a movie or something, I'd be like, he's hot. Yeah, in a movie, he's the guy that you just want to fuck.

He's Ray Donovan. Yes, he's totally Ray Donovan. He just is, he's, you know, he's big. Than you and it's just different in every way, literally every way it's like these guys when you're that guy that's like smart and funny and successful and handsome and you have a giant cock, you, you, your first instinct is you want to hate the guy but you can't because he's he's awesome, yeah, and then her.

She is like she's so gorgeous she's she's the head cheerleader that you actually like that you never ever got a chance to be with right at the start was very easy fluid and. Together and it just like took off. I'm just I'm there. I went there like I'm I'm looking at, you know, her going down on you and just feeling and watching him watch her.

Yeah, so there was a point where she was like I was watching the two of you. She was going down on me. I think you're both going down on me, but there was a point where she was going down on me and you were next to him, but watching this husband who hasn't watched his wife. Go down on another guy and seeing his eyes just sort of absorb it all.

We'll be right back. All right, Lauren, bikini addiction, it is that time of year where we do our once a year where we have to meet at a certain hotel and we do sort of this retreat thing, group yoga, team building exercises. We also do group fashion runway, boys and girls, uh, and it's a great thing. The only bad thing about it, the budget is low, so we do it in the middle of a Starbucks, so.

It can get quite embarrassing. So that being said, there is some good news and there is some bad news. So the good news is the structure of the company is in great shape. It is not going anywhere, which that means that your addiction is going to be fed for years to come just like Big Pharma.

We are, I mean, the bad news is this if you don't have a bikini addiction suit yet, what are. What are you doing? I mean, this is potentially embarrassing for you, right? I don't know how to walk around.

Now we learned in the pie graphs that we graffitied on the wall with pie, again, the budgets are low, that most households have at least one bikini addiction bikini in them. So if you don't have one, you are potentially putting yourself at risk for, I'm just gonna say it, for looking stupid and uncool. I'm I'm not peer pressure. Solution, pretty simple.

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And remember, only members of Room 77 Patreon get a discount on custom VA bikinis. It makes it so much more of a turn on for us on the other side knowing like this thrill because you're living vicariously through their adrenaline. Well it is a turn on for me even so being a part of that because it's not even so much vicarious it's, you know, because we won't have that again but I love being part of. Someone's fantasy, it is a direct turn on for that particular fantasy for me.

It doesn't have to be like, oh, I'm trying to remember when we were like that. I just, I love being part of that, that next step out from their marriage and it being like this is so fucking hot like I imagined it. Obviously, not like if it was the other way, but. They wanted to fuck pretty quickly.

Where are the condoms? I want to fuck now, but they wanted me. I want to say who wants to go first? Like, do you want to go first?

And it was, I was up to bat first. Yep, he wanted to watch her first. And I think we wanted to make sure she was OK before he received anything. It's like, are you OK?

And I was more than fine with sticking my cock in that. Again, being someone's first like that, having that person next to you watching, knowing your cock is inside of this person's wife and you're allowing this person to live and they're getting turned on and they're getting turned on by it now all I can think of is fuck my wife. That's actually not true. What I'm thinking is take that giant cock and fuck my wife.

Because That's really what I'm thinking because I am such a, I'm such a giant cock whore that I, I can't wait to watch him get to devour you. Yeah, so you think I don't remember and I blacked out, but I remember everything. The vision of him letting go and it's, I don't, I don't even think it's the sensation, right? It's not the sensation of what it feels like inside me.

It's the same sensation as it feels like in. Someone else and someone else and someone else believe that for a second, but go on. I do. It's the sensation of knowing the situation that's happening and that, you know, he just is watching you fuck her and now he's doing it and they're doing it together and it's something that they've talked about for years watching him roll into that roleplay or the fantasy and he threw his head back at one point and just.

Closed his eyes and was just like, oh, like, sort of grunting and moaning in his body and the way his chest is sticking out. It's just like, holy fuck, this is so hot. Like I know he's not devouring me. It's the same sensation almost the situation that they're devouring, but watching him go go to town on you and he fucked you and he came, which made me happy.

Yeah, really happy. And then in the end he fucked her and came again, which was just absolutely amazing to me, um, because we've seen them fucked before want them fucked so many times before in the workshop, yeah, and have always been like I would love to be a part of that someday. Yeah, we're like, god damn you guys. God, you guys are good at this.

Why are you not in the lifestyle? It sucks. Like we need you in this club. We want you on that wall.

We need you on that wall. One of the things that we had talked about, both on the Telegram chat board, which is open and roaring like a steam train right now, is what do you miss out when you are an experienced couple with newbies that want to hook up with you? Like, do you find that to be. And a lot of people on the Telegram chat were saying yes we do we wind up finding ourselves in this situation where newbies want us to be here first, so we're not special in any sense of our imagination.

I didn't think I thought we were until I saw that telegram chat. That's not true. I didn't think we were special. But seeing it, you know, it does happen to everybody and, and why it happens.

Do you think that when they said miss out, which party is missing out? When it was our first time and we were with people where it was maybe their first or second experience, there's an energy in that room when both couples are experiencing something for the first time that is something that that can't be experienced with a couple that has done it so many times because that energy. It can't really be. It can't be recreated.

It's just there. It's this, this, this animalistic excitement, adrenaline run that we can't ever really get back into our lives because we've been through that, that section. It's evolved into something different. It's not better or worse.

It's just, it's just different. It's just sort of more of a relaxed play session vibe. So my fear for them is. Do they miss out on that heightened, heightened sense of two couples that are going at it in a positive way, where you walk out of that room and everybody's mind is absolutely blown because there was just a bunch of firsts for everyone and they get to share in this euphoric moment together and that's where I start to feel responsible where I'm like, I don't, I don't want to ruin it for anyone, you know, you're like, I can't deliver this.

Emotion for you, but I'm gonna try and get there as best I can. Or do you, yeah, I don't want, I don't want to be a letdown in that aspect because I obviously can't fake it on a selfish side, this is why I love having sex with virgins. This is why I want to be a sultan with Karen. This is the appeal, right?

It's the appeal of going, I'm the best you've ever had, and I'm right, right? As far as this couple's learned, I'm the best couple you've ever been with. You know what I mean exciting was that? How exciting was that?

I am, yep, I am the best you ever had until you get with the next person, so soak it up. You know what I mean. You know this is a, this is the virgin citrum. Listen, I, this is, you're not getting better than this until you find out.

Bye. I'm smart enough to know, uh, and I think you are too. I'm not gonna compare it to the person's partner. I've learned that a long time.

Oh God, I don't even, yeah, I'm not even going there. So I try as hard as I can to do what I can do with these tender hips of mine, fancy hip fancy hip thrusts, you know what I mean? I give it, I give it a good college try. You know what I mean, you do a great job and like in this situation you had a very different penis than her.

Well, let's get into that for a second. I mean, really, really hot couple. Now usually one of the things that we don't do is we don't, we don't like to degrade these, these situations and treat them like stats. So, but we're, we are gonna grade them and we're gonna start with you first.

Now last time we. Graded you, I believe what grade did you get? Well, my first grade was a and then I got a B and then I got an. I gave you a B.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry to tell you you're getting a C on this one. Yeah, I'm sorry to tell you as a whole, in fact, not only are you getting a C, you are on official warning of losing all of your privileges as, as a swinger. Yes, that is true.

Oh wow. So it's like a demerit system as well. So I have a lot of demerits already. Yeah, there was one point during this session there was almost spousal abuse.

I almost wanted to slap you and say, get with it, get with it. Yeah, so let me explain to our listener what happens, so. Lauren likes to partake in the marijuana. When Lauren smokes the marijuana, what happens to Lauren is she gets very horny, which is great, but what also happens is she sort of turns into an airhead sex fairy, meaning.

That's my new costume, meaning her sexuality becomes dancing around, floating, using her fingertips to sexually provide pleasure for everyone. It doesn't really do anything but is sort of there and as her partner who's looking at her like, dude, do something, don't just float around dancing like all the leaves are brow the leaves. I know when you're high and you immediately disconnect and go into yourself. I think I've had this conversation on the podcast before with episode 77.

Here we are. Like you can't do this anymore because what we just talked about, we already admitted that we possibly are a little bit disconnected because we've done it so many times now you disconnect even more because you're a junkie. So I'm giving you a minus. I am very, very skeptical of allowing you to use marijuana in sexual hookups anymore just because of where it places your mind.

I understand that it loosens you up. It makes you hornier because it, because I'm a doctor focused on neuro neuroscience. I know how the brain works. It brings out that.

Selfish brain. A good lover is a selfish lover in the lifestyle, but that's not really what's happening with you. I just go into a connection with myself more than yes, I'm also a really visual person. And I do enjoy like masturbating and watching the the play go down.

So it's, I catch myself a lot because you're looking at me like, that's enough. Pick it up. OK, I could feel his nerves for her now. I was a bundle of nerves for her because I thought, what if she shuts down?

What if she's too nervous? What if she's not happy day? Oh, she turned on and turned into a fucking porn star, which I was like, hell yeah, like she is my body type. I and I, she's my personality.

She's everything that I love in a person. He's a guy that is. Amazingly attractive. He's like as far as body type for you for everything just all it checks all the boxes, right?

Even cock, just one of the most gigantic cocks I've ever seen in my life and this is also another fear I'm afraid when I enter this woman she's gonna feel like a test wind tunnel from NASA because his cock is so gigantic, nope, tight. As a fucking virgin, perfect. I had wound up grabbing her at the end and just really starting controlling her at the end. I know you don't remember any of this because you blacked out like a like a like a like a junkie like a junkie, but I had grabbed her.

You guys were sort of at the end of the bed and just started doing her where she was sort of reverse cowgirl on me. I don't remember. If there's anybody out there who wants to apply for the job of Lauren I'm 77. It'd be great, but it was like the visual of it for me.

I know you weren't there to witness it. That was my visual. It was like, no, the visual of me watching him with you was absolutely amazing. So it was, it was a really, really exciting experience.

Um, I'm, I'm just, I'm proud of them. I want them to experience. Something with a couple that knows less, so maybe there's, there's, there's an energy now that they know what they're doing. I, I have to tell them they're, they're fucking pros.

They got it. You're out of the nest. We, we should have like a little releasing ceremony like we'll just put them. Oh, I released.

I released he, he, he also released, but I think what I would like most of all is I would like you two to get together again at some point. I would actually like to get to, I would like to get together with them at some point again, you know what? I'm just gonna have a threesome with those three. Yeah, you can watch.

You get, you know what, here, yeah, yeah, bring a bunch of pot. This is our plan and your vibrators, yeah, yeah, yeah. You, Cheech Chong, come over, sit in the corner, smoke out, and you can just watch the three of us. How's that?

I know you'll actually have a really good time with that. And then on, on them I give them an A. I can't give them an A plus and here's why if there are people out there who are having their first time, look, people reach out to us every day and they say, hey Richard and Lauren, where can I buy drugs? But they also ask us other things.

They say things like, hey, you know, our first time and stuff like this, some of the absolute basic things that you can walk in a room with, you can walk in a room with that you're never gonna be taught #life coach swinger coach. There, there are a few basic things that you should know because when we walked into the room. And we, we, we were like, come to our room. We said, OK, and the room was just like blank.

It was just like blank. It was just like the lights on the lights are on, everything, nothing. I was like, do you have anything? They're like, nope.

Nothing. OK, so you, you wanna have now we travel like I have like a little toolbox that have has we have lights in there that literally travel with us all the time so we have a speaker, we have some lights that are just little USB lights that shine on the ceiling, always have lube with. You latex-free condoms, latex-free condoms for bigger people if bigger people are going to have sex. I'm just saying just have latex-free condoms in your size, in your size.

That's my point. Makes it so much easier to just like we usually start, we always have massage oil if they're doing this for the first time they're coming to. The room here they are. Here they are.

Hey hey hey hey hey. Oh my god, I brought everything. I don't know if you guys had a speaker. I got a speaker.

I got a Sonos and it's all hooked up ready to go. What else do you have? Hey, I brought these cool lights, lights. I even got a truss.

Yeah Sweet and laser. I set up lights and I hired a guy, a guy to, to do some dramatic lighting. What else did you bring? I got some massage oil.

I got WD-40. It's gonna last all night. It's gonna stain the shit out of the seat sheets, but it's gonna feel good. What else do you got?

Condoms, bare back only here, sister. Well, we know that that's how we roll. So you gave them an A. Did you say why they were completely unprepared.

Oh, because they didn't have any of the accouterments on our list. Yeah, but everything else, like if you had to subcategorize it, I give them A++, but, uh, you got a minus. I mean, you have to stop doing the marijuana specifically. I don't know what it is about the marijuana, but I just, I can't have you disconnect from me and everybody, most importantly me, but me and from everybody else like that.

It's so annoying. I know. And to be fair, I'm sure they didn't notice it's something that only your partner's really gonna notice because I, I know you and I know when you've left the building, Lauren has left the building. Lauren has left the building.

You're just sort of sitting on the bed and you're just sort of dragging your fingernails over somebody's back and you got an A. Did you? Oh, I got, I got an A+ plus. Listen, it's hard to, I don't know where to go when you're averaging a 4.1.

GPA, like I don't even know how it works anymore. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't. You're just gifted.

They, they actually accelerated the people who do the, uh, master class online courses. They had, uh, they had reached out to me actually and I just said I don't know how that would work, but if you want to figure something out, I'll be happy to hear your pitch. I will be happy to. I said I have to go right now.

I'm preparing my TED Talk. But yeah, no, I got an A++. I believe you. I believe I got an A++.

I have some homework to do. You really made me sound like a fun sexual partner. Well, you are a fun. You're very, very fun.

You're very, very fun sexual partner. Just this particular one, I was a little checked out as, as, as, as I sit here, I am sure more people still want to have sex with you than they do with me, even, even if you got a D. You're in no danger of getting sexual partners. Was that the same night we were going on stage and I was like, did you just smoke?

Oh, a different night. Good. So you're an addict. Mhm.

Yeah, it's the thing that makes me horny is, yeah, it makes you horny at a sacrifice. I don't think people want to hear about my drug problem. I think they're bored. OK.

Do you want to talk about your family? You're barely talking into the mic anyway. If you do you want to turn off your mic, I'll turn off your mic. How about that?

Oh, that was my mic. That's what you got. Alright, that's it. Um, I really hope somebody or that person that's listening, by the way, if the person that's been listening since the beginning, it's been 5 years now, 7th, 7th episode, if you haven't had your first sexual experience yet, we're here for you.

Keep listening because. It'll happen, I promise, I promise you it will happen, but um, alright, I'll see what I can tear out of this segment and cut out all the stuff about your drug problem. If anybody wants to donate to Lauren's rehab fund, we'll put that up on the website. Absolutely.

Thank you so much in advance. Do you want, do you want me to give you a chip? Does my chip come in the form of a vape pen? I think I've already failed.

It's not how this works. Hi, my name is Lauren. Hi, my name is Lauren, and do any of you have any drugs? All right, everybody, uh, we hope you've learned nothing.

Alright, that, that about does it for, for us. Robbert. It's our last show. 77 was it.

That was the goal. That was it. It was the plan. I hope you enjoyed it the entire time.

You're welcome, everyone. It's so special of an episode. Uh, that was the special surprise. Uh, but we do take one episode off at this time every year, so we'll be back in two, again, as we say every time if you're behind, doesn't really matter to you.

It's gonna be like nothing's missing at all. You're just gonna click to the next episode again, really quickly, flirtation is sold out, uh, but that doesn't mean you can't come. I mean you can always come. You can always come, and we want you to come.

We want you to come anywhere you want. In fact, come right now. We'll wait. I'm waiting right now, you know.

Yeah, that's it right there. Oh yeah, that's how I like it. That's not what we mean. I mean it kinda is.

What we want you to do is check out the overflow situation. It's an amazing place to stay. Uh, you just buy a pass, you hang out with us all day anyway, and if you've ever been to an event or you've ever been to one of these resorts, you know how much time you spend in your room, right? And it's just like being in a larger resort and just having to walk further.

It's not that much different, people. That's what we're trying to tell you. OK, so reach out to us, ask us, get your butt there and come. Let's get back to coming with us.

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If you are that person that's following from episode to episode, uh, we are taking a little one month off because my birthday is your birthday. Well, I mean, it will be around my birthday. Yeah, I gotta be honest, I don't have time for your birthday. If you could just skip that.

I will not get older just for you. How about that? Well, I asked you that years ago. So that has nothing to do with birthdays because birthdays involve gifts and presents and me shopping and cake and thinking and you getting older, you know, I just don't want to be married to an old lady, you know what I mean, because I'm shallow and heartless, right?

I want to extend this as long as I can before I trade you in. You know what I mean, the warranty's been up and it's. I've rotated the tires. Can't do it again.

No, you can only get it undercoated so many times. My lojacked subscription expired. I'm a mess. I don't even know how to work it anymore, to be honest fashioned.

So we will be back in 2, thank you again. I don't know if anybody can hear that, but someone's stealing our car, so we have to go. Uh, Nicky and Scott, again, this goes out to you. Thanks for sharing your life with us, sharing your joy and being part of our joy and part of our 77th episode.

Again, arbitrary number, arbitrary date, but thank you for being here and being a part of Room 77. We really, really appreciate it. If we are here in another 77, someone come and kill us. Alright everybody, we'll talk to you.

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