Ep. 53: How To Sex It In the Rain

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Specific group, employer or individual. And with the rat race, we decided to sell everything and move to Cancun, Mexico. Now we do what we love work, party, and play in the middle of paradise. Now we want to share the fun that we get to have every day.

Come to room 77. Let's play. Let's play. What was that?

I don't know. It sounded like ours, and then it didn't sound like ours, and I don't know. I have no idea. It was weird.

Oh well, moving on. All right, Lauren, I am ready. Are you ready? I was born ready, Richard.

I think this may be the first time that you've done the podcast in full bikini addiction bikini. I didn't even want to change. You didn't change. We just went for a little walk on the beach, and I have to say the weather here is absolutely perfect right now.

You came back and decided, I'm not even gonna change. I'm just gonna do this in my bikini Addiction bikini. Which bikini is that? Do you know?

It's really hot. It's like a palm tree. And if you want one, go to bikiniaddiction.com and you can use our. Code room 77 for 10% off or you can book a trip for 5 nights or more and we'll give you one free.

Anyway, it looks hot. We just got back from the sensation takeover and uh we're just gonna do a reverse TripAdvisor and instead of rating ourselves because we know we're awesome, we're just gonna rate our guests and they could wind up with a one star review. I don't know. You don't know.

You have to stay tuned. Alright, so to get to know some of our guests that were at Sensation, we had them pre-record some questions that we asked them, some answers to questions. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, well, some questions and answers. Sure.

Oh yeah, you're right. And we had our friends, uh, Gypsy and Jeff, who were on the last podcast who were fantasizing about having sex outside. They led the questionnaire, so you will hear the questions that everybody asks, and then you're gonna hear them. Uh, everybody answer.

And then you're gonna hear them throughout the podcast, just a little way of getting to know, uh, the crazy people that were a sensation. Lovely people. And then in addition to the people that pre-recorded, we also had some insane people call into our fake phone line. Yeah, they they call into our fake call center, right, and they get put on hold, onto our fake hold, uh, and then we fake pick up the phone.

Uh, I'm gonna make it sound really bad, so, uh, it sounds even cheesier than it's sounding right now. OK, without telling me where you're from, tell us something about where you're from. So, when you're on the highway, you can go one way to go to Disney World and then the very next exit, you go to the adult playground. I'm gonna say Eyes Wide Shut.

Very rural. It's winter here 6 months out of the year, like 8 months out of the year. Hi, Richard, Lauren, and Kat. Hi.

Oops. Tell us about where you're from. For me, that's easy. Lou Malnati's Pizza, Windy City, theme parks, lakes.

No. OK, we are from the state with The greatest spectacle in racing and red hair. We're from right in the middle of the United States. There is lots of maple syrup, bourbon and horse racing.

We are from, and we love seats, we are from the seat of government. If you could tie up anyone in your basement, famous, alive or dead, and use. Them for anything at any time, who would it be? For me, it's Chris Hemsworth because he's yummy, but also I think he would be a really great listener.

And I mean, I've got him tied up in the basement, so he has to listen to me anytime I need to cry, he's he's going to be there for me. But also like he has great abs and I could just lick his body and he, I feel like he would be really great at going down on me. So fuck. I'm gonna say Judge Judy.

She can give me legal advice. I would uh just tie up, uh, Thomas Jefferson. I'd use him for advice on how to, um, create such well-written, um, responses. Oh, Chris Hemwood, uh, my childhood crush, Sofia Vergara.

Jason Momoa. Um, so I'm gonna be a little nerdy here and say makeup artist. Mario Dadanovi and hair stylist Jen Atkin, because I am vain. Oh my God, Boeing.

Mine's Shakira. Hi tips don't lie. Hands down, Chris Hemsworth. What would you use them for?

Oh, if only you knew. Miley Cyrus, for obvious reasons because she's serious. Obviously hot and we both want to fuck her. So Mae West, because she is as lascivious as I am.

First of all, we don't have a basement. Probably tie somebody that would help us with money. We'll stick with Warren Buffett. Who I would tie up in the basement is pretty much someone who could come upstairs and give me a back rub like anytime I wanted it, which is It's a low.

What is one thing about your partner that you're jealous of? Like, I wish I had their ass. You have an amazing ass. I mean, I even discussed it at length with Richard in the pool while I was naked.

Oh great, about how amazing your ass was. Uh, I'm gonna say your comfort level in getting naked in front of everybody because you know you don't have a wrinkly Vienna sausage to deal with, so. Uh, your stupid drive at the gym. I wish, I wish I had that.

Your brain, but it never turns off and I would probably short circuit. I would take your ability to communicate, uh, since I don't have any. I love her hair and I love her beautiful face, and I love how she's strong and she's not a wuss like me. I wish I was as smart as you.

You're super smart. Her hair. For me, I wish I would have your approachability and your likability. Stop.

Mine is your creativity. You're so cute. Definitely the dance moves. Um, I wish I had your stamina in the evening because I turned into a pumpkin pretty early on.

And I wish I had your stamina during the daytime because I am not a room 77 hype girl. If I had your sex appeal, I would have women like, well, I was gonna say I'm jealous of your conversation skills. I'm not jealous of anything of yours. I don't think you got the question, but that's fine.

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Book now because the special sale that we have ends in about a little less than a month. The things that we're gonna rate our people on, we'll start off with our most unshallow, heartfelt category, uh, because we care about our people. And we want everybody to feel included. Attractiveness.

How do you feel our, uh, our crowd was in the attractiveness department? I'd say, this is how we did it last time is you give them a number and then I give them a number. I give my number, what I thought I was. What do you give yourself?

What did you give yourself and then what did you give the crowd overall? Could you have looked better? Yes, always. I did have a, I did have a.

Fresh haircut. OK, I could have painted my nails. There's something I could have done. 1 to 5.

Lauren. Oh, I would say I would give myself a 3.5 because I could have had a little more rest. And I think the crowd did pretty good. I say they were a 4.

Yeah, I gave myself a 5 and uh. But I also gave the crowd a 5. I thought they did a phenomenal job. I thought they were all, they were all really hot.

I thought I looked exceptionally good. I caught a few glimpses in the mirror. Yeah, they were really attractive. It was really sexy.

Our fake phone line is lighting up. What? I can't see it. Oh, because it's fake.

Pick up the fake phone line. Hello. Hey, Gypsy and Jeff, are you there? We are here.

These are the, the hot people who had sex on the bed for the first time. Thank you so much for calling in. Yeah, we're. Paying the international price.

Hopefully we'll keep this short. We have to keep it short. That's the good news for you and whatever shit plan you're on, OK? We don't have a lot of time, so we're gonna ask you a few questions.

We have a few people that are on the phone with us, and we may or may not keep you on a brief hold. I don't know how it works with your plan, but do you know if you get charged if you are on hold? Yeah, that's the way it works. All right, hold on one second on the Phone who fake called in our terminator of sex lady, are you there?

I'm here. Hi, how are you, beautiful? I'm great. How are you?

I'm great. I mean, I'm great, but I'm, I, I'm excited to hear your voice, but I'm gonna be pretend angry at you because we're fighting a little bit still. Silence already. I'm just getting this.

That's how cold she is. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Hello, who is this? Hi, this is Kat.

Cat. I didn't know you were joining us. I would not miss out. First of all, Lauren wanted to thank you for all of your hard work party.

You did an amazing job. Oh, thanks, guys. It was a lot of fun. Uh, you worked your ass off.

Thank you so much for beating up that Mexican drug dealer. I do what I can. You, you really helped out. 1 to 5.

How did the people look? Oh, a 5. How did I know you're gonna say that? Definitely a 5.

This is probably one of the best crowds. Kat, please hold. All right, hello, we're still here. Reverse TripAdvisor, attractiveness, rate them 1 to 5.

What do you give our group? Can we do decimal points? Of course you can. OK, 4.8 for me.

I think they were quite lovely people. OK, Gypsy, how did you feel? Like 4.5. I would say I feel I brought it down with my innocence.

Oh, no, you brought it. We brought, you brought it up with your innocence. Hell yeah, yeah. I think you're the one that got it up.

See what I did there. All right, hold on, I got more for you. Hold on. Don't go anywhere.

Stay on hold. I'm sorry. Hey, Terminator lady, are you still on the phone? Yes.

All right, great. Attractiveness 1 through 5. How do you rate the, uh, the crowd at sensation? Uh, B+.

Not how the system works. Please hold. The next thing we were gonna talk about was a sleep to party ratio. This is an important ballot, right?

Like the first day, OK. The first day was setup day. So the first day, if you You can imagine we have lights to set up, we have trusses to set up, we have, we have a playroom set up. We have furniture to set up.

We have a cross, we have a cage, we have a swing set, glory hole, a bunch of stuff to set up. So the first day, uh, we have a person named Kat, Kat, the doctor, Kat, she's supposed to come in and help us. She did. And we have, we have our Mexican cat.

His name is Cesar. Now, the two days before, Cesar, who's been helping us for months, says, I'm not gonna be able to make it. And we said, I'm sorry, what the fuck did you just say? I'm not gonna be able to make it.

I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna find somebody else who can help you out. The same thing with the truss, people are supposed to come up and put all the rigging up for the lighting and uh 24 hours before they're like, hey, uh, just really quick, just wanted to let you know, uh, we're not gonna be able to make it. So, uh, Richard and his friends had to put up all the lights. So, but we did and it all worked out.

But what happened is it made me absolutely sleep deprived. This is what starts to happen now. I, I came into the party wanting to be really well rested. And I remember by the first day I was like, I'm gonna die.

By the very first day, I'm gonna die. We like to do our, our parties a little bit different. I don't like to say too much, uh, because people tend to steal our ideas, but we, we usually like do the front and the back, uh, pretty easy, uh, and pack the center a little bit. Usually the front of the parties are pretty easygoing, uh, so we, we pack the front with salsa.

Dancing, some dancers and some uh our theme night was silver and gold. Like I felt like almost like a hero, like in some sort of super comic gear, but it was all silver sort of alien costume. One of one of our friends designs our costume. Yeah, she was amazing.

It's best. It's one of, did you get to keep that? Yeah, you should just wear that out one night to do it. You look like a disco ball.

And we asked a lot of people what was your, what was your favorite night. That was one of my favorite outfits on you. You looked really hot. In fact, I put it up on Twitter if you want to go check it out.

Hi, hello, Terminator lady. Yes, daddy. So, uh, how, how many hours did you spend making all of that stuff for everybody, those costumes and stuff? Oh, total, probably about a full month solid.

Oh my God, yes. Oh my God, spaced out for several months. She has like Pinterest boards and sketches. She sketches.

No, it was, it was amazing. It's amazing. You should run away and work for like a circus or something. I don't know, but can I run away and work for Room 77?

You don't even have to run away for that. We're mobile. There is an internship opening now. You do have to sign a waiver, kind of married to that waiver.

You start tomorrow. Alright, please hold. Hey Jeff, Gypsy, are you still there? Still here.

Still here. I'm sure this is costing you a lot, but it is so super worth it. What was your favorite theme night? Mine was definitely zero fucks given.

That was the day and night that I like let it all hang out and I got my super sluttiness on. So yes, yeah, actually I got my sluttiness on too. I was Batman with the dick schlong whatever thong thing that was. I didn't know how that sentence was gonna end.

I must say, Jeff, you make a sexy Batman. You have, you have a good lower face. There's only certain people like I can't, I don't make a good Batman because I don't have a good lower face. I know what you mean.

He has that good jaw. I'm, I'm sure you hear that all the time, all the time. Hold on. Hello, Kat.

Are you there? I am here. All right, what was your, what was your favorite theme night? Zero fucks given.

And what were you? I was the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's right.

That's right. Her tail fell off several times, really. But people helped me put it back on. I think it was her thing.

I just wanted people to touch my butt. and it goes down. Black night and being able to wear just feathers and pasties essentially, uh, or zero fucks given. That was really fun.

That was 2. It was 1, but you said 2. Well, they were awesome. I don't know.

For me, the fun is always a 0 fox. that's that, that one, that one is it was awesome. I think the, the, the Alice in Wonderland was an awesome thing. I love those costumes.

Yeah, I wish, uh, uh, I could have dressed up as Cat or something like that. Well, Cat was already cat, so I, I don't know, um, but that, that was a fun theme. I think they, they, they put a lot of effort into that. But that night I was so tired that.

Uh, I looked at you at about midnight and I said, please save me. You need to keep the party going, but I must go now. I've never. Seeing you look like this, it was almost as if I don't know, it's almost like if you had taken something and like you are not the drug person, right?

Like, and you just were, you were glassed over and I'm like, are you mad at me? Like, what's going on? Like that happened twice, 22 times throughout the party. You said, Are you mad at me?

And I had to say, you are, you are mistaking my non-reactive face because I'm too tired to make a facial expression. For anger, my muscles have become so tired in my facial region that I can no longer make a facial reaction to anything that anybody says. Now if I could have hired somebody to move my face around, they probably would have just canceled anyway. Oh yeah, they probably would have, or I would have gotten one for the right side.

Left side canceled, left side canceled, uh. You had a stroke. Yeah, so anyway, midnight, I sent you to bed. And they were like, Oh, thank God.

Where's Richard? Where's Richard? I'm like, I sent him to bed. They're like, Oh, thank God.

bless us. You got a lot of bless your hearts that night. Yeah, well, I usually do. And then I kept texting you.

I'm like, well, I feel weird like playing without you, like doing stuff. Uh, they are all like, let's go check out the playroom, obviously, because it's night. Now the playroom was absolutely amazing. It's one of the best playrooms I've ever seen in my life.

And I'm not just saying, no, I'm not just saying either. It's, but I get a text from you. Hey, um, I'm on the Sybian with like 100 girls right now. Is that OK?

I'm like, do whatever you want. I'm gonna sleep for 3 days. How did that go? It was a lot of fun.

We started a Sybian train. They were calling it the Sybian train and just so many different people wanted to try it. And so I became like the Sybian shaman and just saddling people up and then pull the husband in and then make out with the girl and like bring her into a little bubble. And it was just like, it was super, super hot and everyone did it sort of at different levels.

Like some people were completely naked. Some people just like pull up their. Dress like you had watch anybody have an orgasm. Um, yes, yeah, yes.

Did they squirt all over the room? Uh, they didn't squirt, but yes, it was enough to where we had to clean this. I mean, we were cleaning it anyway, but like this is how I picture it while it's happening. Are the guys surrounded by you in a circle jerking off?

They were all sort of leaning, yeah, for sure were they jerking off? No, if I was there, dicks would have been out jerking off all over the women. Just like surrounding me like that would have been better. I should have made them do it.

If I said it, they would have done it happens when I'm not there. I know honey just don't go right. You need to represent them. Tell the men what to do.

Hey Jeff, Gypsy, you there? We are here. Did you ride the Sybian while you were there? I sure did.

I was a part of that cult. You were, you were. And then I got kicked out. Why did you get kicked out?

Because I came too many times, kicked her out. She didn't say I kicked her out. I kicked you out. You kicked me out.

You were mad. Yeah, I totally kicked her out because she came twice on it, and I was like, Did you come already? And she's like, Yeah, I came twice. And I was like, All right.

Off of it. It's jealousy. It's jealousy. It's a little bit of.

I'm sorry. She's just like this. She's, she has a lot of pent up anger inside of her, and now you know what our marriage is like. It's horrible.

And then I would take the dick off and I handed it to Jeff. I'm like, go wash it up. Yeah, I was washing dicks all night. That's what Batman does every, every Sunday night for me.

Hold on, guys. I'll be right back. Cat. Hi, Richard and Lauren.

Hi Meow. What is the question? Did you get to play on the Sybian? Wow, yes, I did get to play on the Sybian.

You did. I did. Why did you not tell us that? I keep a good secret.

Come on. When did you have time to do that? That's a good question. I'm docking your pay.

It was on her lunch. Did you have an orgasm on the sibia? I did not. Did any guy stand around and have jerk off on your face, jerk off on your face.

That did not happen. All right, please hold. It goes up and it goes down. Then we really enjoyed the playroom.

It was, uh, we did the, well, I, I, I did the glory hole, but I got flaccid waiting for somebody to come in. Excellent, good to know. Did use the Saint Andrew's Cross, which I love, but I have to say the cross and the cage were unbelievable. Not only were they wicked, but they were also like backlit with sexy lighting and everything else like that.

Ridiculously good, super hot. I love the playroom. The first night we tried the glory hole. Glory hole, it works, it works, it works.

If you put something in there and are patient. Someone will put your mouth, their mouth on it. All things must pass. Play to, uh, sleep ratio.

What do you give yourself? What do you give the crowd? What do you give yourself? 5 stars.

I give yourself 5 stars too. I do. What do you give the crowd? A 4.5 star because half of the hotel was like, I shouldn't have gone back in the room the last day because it was raining.

Y'all were having so much fun. Yeah, I give. I give myself a 3, a 3. I only get up to a 3 because I stayed up.

I forced myself to stay up some of those nights. Uh, I wasn't actually present. I mean just on Adderall physically. I was there, but I wasn't really there.

Um, and I give, I give the crowd a 3.5 because a lot of them bailed and just went to sleep like pussies. I just wish some of them stayed up a little bit later, just a little bit, you know what I mean, people, hello. Jeff, Gypsy, sleep to party ratio, what do you get the crowd? I'm gonna go with a 4.

there were some people that slept during the day and some people that stayed up late and partied. There were people like this that hooked up with a couple at 8 in the morning. So what about you, Gypsy? Uh, well, I mean, I give myself a 2.

I felt like I overslept, but I needed it. So all that sex. I didn't get to because I had to work, so. I, I had to go to bed at like 3 and wake up at 7.

I'm not trying to make you feel sorry, but get out of the playroom and stop having orgasms. You've had enough fun. See, now I, now I got kicked out twice. Damn.

All right, hold on. I gotta, I gotta go. I'm gonna, but hold on. Hello.

Who's this on the phone? The Terminator. Hey, Terminator lady, we have another question for you, and it's, uh, sleep to party ratio. How do you feel the crowd did?

This doesn't count you who slept most of, of the day and woke up like a goddamn vampire. I did. I did. How do you feel they did?

I don't know. I was sleeping. I know you slept. All day I was recharging, right?

I, I know you're very good at it. I, I don't know. I'm a pretty hard sleeper. I will say there I was trying to get a massage and trying to relax in the room, and all I could hear was partying, and I felt really sorry for the masseuse because I kept dancing on the bed.

Right again, I'm gonna focus on the question as far as the crowd went. I don't know. 1 through 5, how did they do? 85, 88%, 88.

OK, not a percentile, not how this works. Please hold. The next day, awesome show with a lot of people were in love with the aqua dancers. That was the day that our DJ didn't show up.

We got a call and they're like, uh, where's our DJ? They're like, uh, what DJ? And we're like, uh, the DJ was scheduled today. It's DJ booked.

Where are they? Because we have a phone party today and our DJ is not here. They're like, uh, I don't know what to tell you. So we jump on the phone.

Quickly as possible and we're like, hey, we have friends. We call up and we're like, we need a DJ. We need a DJ now. And we find somebody who's like, I got you, my brother.

I will get you a DJ in 30 minutes. I'm calling my nephew and he will be there in 30 minutes. I'm like, I love you. I'm like, we have a foam party and I need a DJ today.

Thank you so much. DJ gets there and I'm like, thank you so much. We have a foam party today. You are saving the day.

Lauren, where's the foam guy? Yeah, phone guy didn't show up at another hit in the plant, but it didn't matter. We had fun because the DJ, we found like the best DJ in, in Mexico. I mean, this guy was amazing.

People were throwing money at this guy, so much to the point that the guy who was in charge of hiring DJs for us for the rest of the party for his fuck up, uh, we asked that DJ there, Hey, would you happen to be available for the rest of the parties? And he was like, Sure. So we called the other guy who was responsible for the DJJ not showing up. We went, Hey, here's the thing.

You're fired. Um, you're hired for the rest of the, for the rest of the event. So it actually worked out really, really well. Now that night was BDSM night.

That was my favorite theme night because everybody was dressed up in black BDSM stuff and everybody looked so hot, hot, and we had such an awesome show that night with the girls on stage. They, they, they grabbed me and my buddy and they put the two of us up on stage, sexually ravaged us. I was so, I grabbed the top of his bald head and just held on for dear life. One of the girls came out with two girls crawling on leashes.

And I was like, oh, hell, yeah, this is going to be a good night. As far as the sexing goes, a bunch of people that that I wanted to have sex with, but I didn't have time to, right? We did a little sexing on BDSM. Yeah, we did that night.

It's a, it's a hot story. Well, it's a hottish story. It's a sad story for her. And it's also a fight that I got into with, with one of my friends over there.

But, uh, what do you think the crowd's sexing ratio was? Like how do you think they were with the sexing? I would say a 4. I think they were a 5.

I think they were hornier than Antigua. I think they were hornier than any bunch that we've been there. Every time I turn the corner. There was like 100 people having sex on those beds outside.

Every time I turned around, someone was fucking somewhere. Every time I turned around, I swear to God, we got to the party and the first question is, Hi, when does the playroom open? Every second they were like, Is the playroom open yet? We got to the restaurant.

Someone was like, Is the playroom open yet? I'm like, we haven't even had appetizers, bitch. All they wanted to do was, was, was fuck yeah, so I gave myself a one, but that particular night, this was one of those nights where I was exhausted. I was like I gotta go down to the playroom and fuck.

So I was with my girl, the Terminator who usually destroys me. Now this is not to make her sound easy, but I've let her down in the past so I can have sex with her very easily, even if it's just oral. I know that she doesn't expect much because she's already had me sexually so many times. I could have sex with you and disappoint you and I know you're still gonna be friends with me tomorrow.

I love it. So, we go down with another couple, very hot couple, right? And I know I'm going down with the other couple because they're with us. And I say, well, the pressure's off me, you know, I'm just gonna, yeah, it's easy.

Yeah, so. Just look over and be like, oh, he kind of sucks. It's just like, yeah, done. So, uh, we're in the playroom.

I'm sorry, there's 6 of us, me, you, this couple we know, but we don't, we've never been with them sexually, right? And the couple we know that we're friends with just fucking takes off. They're like, OK, y'all, bye, we'll be back. a refill right now we're in an awkward position with this couple that we know and believe me, they're hot and they're nice.

So that's, that's the good thing, right? It's not like you're stuck with people you hate where you're like, oh no, how do we get out of this one? Well, no, I mean, we would have just gone for a refill too if that were the case, but we're talking about newness and comfort and no stress. Right, so now your comfort level goes from, yeah, you were very, very comfortable.

Now your comfort goes to, oh my God, I don't know, and I'm really, really tired, right? So I'm like, I don't know how to get this started. I don't know how to get this started, and I'm too tired to move my face, so I don't even know how to flirt. I can't, I can't even wink.

I can't even wink. I have no, I can't move my face. I'm, I'm sort of making you. On this chair, this thing, it's called a skipandi chair, right, and it's a sex chair, and you're making sex moves on the dude, right?

And you're like, how many moves can you come up with on this chair and you're doing well, but not great. We got like 4. I mean, both of you are like just just I'm sitting next to her and both of us are like, you guys are lame, so. Her and I are like, let's give it a shot while we're doing it naked.

We're not doing it like those two lame asses. So then we give it like 2 or 3 positions. We'll be right back. You know what feelings I don't want to talk about?

The feeling that I get when I'm fantasizing about a gang bang where there's multiple men and they're using me and treating me like an object. You don't want to talk about that. No, I, I don't. And you know what other feeling.

I don't want to talk about that feeling when a woman goes down on you and she gives you that kind of orgasm that a man never could. And while it's happening, I'd look into your eyes. I know that you know that and you know that I know that, and that turns us on. You don't want to talk about that.

No, I don't want to talk. What feelings do you want to talk about? I want to talk about the feelings that I get from patreon.com. Oh, this is a commercial.

It's that feeling that I get when people tell us that they laughed at the show or it got us through their day or we made them feel more comfortable in some way. Those are some of my favorite feelings, and I don't get to feel that without Patreon.com. So if you've enjoyed our little show or we've helped you out in some way, please consider supporting us at patreon.com/room77 and please help us keep it up. You know what else would help keep it up is you're talking about that gang bang fantasy again.

Oh, you know who we can invite? Paul. and Brandon, um, Chip, Jeff, Chris, KY Blue, Bombshell and Paleoton ready to play 033, Courtney, Buck and Tara, A C L N N H S J D G 420 and we're going to help. Yeah, who are they?

They're patreons from last week. Oh, we're doing the commercial again. Go to patreon.com/room77 and help us keep it up. I'm naked on top of her just kind of fooling around.

God, her body's fucking hot. Oh, this feels pretty good. I start to, I'm like, uh, I gotta, I gotta play around like I'm horny, but I'm also exhausted. Were you getting hard outside?

I'm sure I can't remember. Yeah, I'm sure I was, yeah. I start to barter with myself because I know how tired I am. I'm like, alright, this sucks for her, and this is why it's gonna suck for her.

I I can't go down on her. I can't go down. I can't move my face. If I go down in that, I'm gonna just gonna fall, I'm just gonna fall asleep inside of the crotch.

This is what things that I'm saying in my head. If I go down and I like close my eyes, I'm gonna like close my eyes and probably just like I can't be in any position where I'm gonna like close my eyes or be horizontal on a bed. That's both of those most of the time. That's out, maybe a little finger banging, but still a lot of energy right there, uh.

I, I can't exert a lot of energy. She's gonna get the, the raw end of this stick. She's not gonna get the best end of this. There's a scene in the movie Rain Man where Tom Cruise's girlfriend, uh, really, really feels for Dustin Hoffman's character, and she asks him, Have you ever been kissed?

And Rain Man's like, Kiss, and he doesn't even know what. She really lays one on him like a. Real kiss. Rain Man.

Like he can't do anything. Rain Man. He's fucking Rain Man. And Rain Man sits there and he gets kissed.

He doesn't even react. Someone's just like sucking on his face. That was me. Yeah, that was me.

That's how I felt in that scenario, just sort of sitting there like, all right, just work around me. But we did wind up having sex. Yeah, we had a little foursome right before I came. I turned around and there's two assholes that left are standing there watching me come standing behind you with fresh drinks, yeah, standing behind you with fresh drinks like, hey y'all, we're back.

Oh yeah? Well, I just came. I'm going to bed. Peace out.

Listen, lady, you were wonderful. I'm sorry for that performance. Hello, hello. Hi.

Now this is, this is Terminator lady, yeah? Alright, I can tell by that voice of yours, that sultry, sexy voice, that kind of voice that gets a man to go downstairs into a playroom in a sexy, sultry. Kind of way thinking that he's gonna have sex with some sexy lady and do sexy stuff. You know what, you know what?

Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, and then while, while he's sitting there with other people that he doesn't really know, like she like looks down and she's like, all right y'all, I'll be back, and then she just fucking leaves. Yeah, that's why I'm mad at you. That's why I'm mad because I thought I was going down there and I felt like, you know what, I need, I need my Terminator right now because I'm exhausted and I'm tired and I need something that is comfortable and familiar. And quick, and I'm ready to go to bed.

Make it fast. Let's go to bed. Yeah, I just needed it fast and furious and like Fast and Furious 7. Why?

Because that was the highest grossing one. Sure, sure. And you were right. You were gonna be high grossing on her.

Yeah, I was maybe gonna inside her. You don't know. You don't know. I was gonna gross all over you.

So, so you left. Did you feel bad for me? No. Oh, good.

That's good to know. No, her refill was more important. Yeah, no, absolutely I didn't because I get up there and I run to the room to make a drink and I come back and here you are having sex with somebody else and I'm like, OK, OK, Richard, I don't mess around, girl. I am the COVID of sex.

I just, it's fast and I just, I'm inside of you. That's how, that's how fast it happened. I mean, I know that, you know what I mean, but I was just hoping maybe it'd be fast with me. But whatever, it's fine.

No, I turned around and you two were looking at me. You two are standing there leaning at me. The only thing you were missing was a bucket of popcorn and some juju beans. I only had one question, uh, well, two questions.

One, where the hell have you been? And two, how did my ass look when I was pumping away at it? I don't think I'm answering these in order. Number 1, you're asked phenomenal, phenomenal.

Honestly amazing important one. Thank you. Um. Number 2, I'm, I'm still a little salty that we still had more nights and you, you can be mad all you want to, but it still didn't happen.

The rest of the night, but that was the night. That was the night. Why was that had to be the night? Because I had an, I only had a little bit of energy left, and that was it.

It was reserved for the Terminator lady. You were supposed to ruin me, and it's hard to get away. Yeah, it was hard to Lauren, don't make excuses for him. Don't.

That's why she married me. We're each other's excuse. That's what marriage is. We're, we're, this is like girl team right now.

No. All right, well, I was very upset. Me too. You should have stayed.

You shouldn't have came so fast. Well, that's, that's, that's a problem. He was also really tired. He's really tired, you know.

The best part about that to make up like an was, was when that finally happened, OK? And I'm sitting here watching. I'm like this son of a bitch. He just came and finally we decided to start playing around and you go, all right, lights off.

Everybody out. Time to go. Oh yeah, yeah, close the room down. There's no need to keep it open.

I already came closing time. I mean, there's really no reason. Close down. Get your clothes out.

Get out. It's room 77's playroom. Says it on the door. Room 77.

Get your clothes and get out. What a letdown. Disappointing. It disappoints me.

My intentions were pure, but I intended to let you down just like every other time I was with you. You know that's why you're so comfortable. That's why I wanted to be with you so I could look you dead in the eye one more time and say, I'm so sorry. You know what, it's OK, Daddy.

There's always next time. All right, Terminator lady, thank you so much for fake calling in. Well, I didn't even get to have sex that night, so you never get to have sex. I think I'm gonna start like wearing a chastity belt and then just like make it my thing.

So it's like I don't feel bad. I don't know. It's like, um, Excalibur. Nobody, nobody could get the sword out for you.

You need to sage me. You need to sage some people. So was there anybody there that you wanted to have sex with, uh, but didn't get to have sex with? Yes.

You don't have to tell me who. Oh, OK. I mean, there were a couple of people I just wanted to like, I just wanted to like rub on and just this could have been a situation where if we had more time to plan stuff, we could have been like, OK, Lauren's tied up, she's blindfolded. Everyone can, you know, you can come over, you can touch, you can do all these, these certain things to her.

I think that would have been a good thing for that. Like there were enough people there that I have been like, yes, yeah, I wanted a night where I was going to tie you up, but it just, it just never, never happened. Yeah, it never happened. Don't worry, I'm gonna fix that in the next one.

Just give me some time, OK? I figured some things out in my head. Logistics, Richard, you just gotta give me. Just give me some time.

All right, I got this. Were there people that you wanted to have sex with? Of course, yeah, it's just some of them went to bed too early. Some of them, I was just way too busy during the daytime putting out fires, uh, firing some people.

and it goes down. Was there anybody you wanted to fuck but didn't get to? If so, can you give them a secret nickname now and claim them? Go see if they figure it out.

Basically, everybody, Dick and Laren. I don't Secret nicknames. They'll never figure that one out. Oh, what about, um, what about Mr.

Clean and Ms. Spinner? Oh, Mr. Clean and Ms.

Spinner. I got to make out with both of them. You got to make out with both of them. I've got zero make out time with either of them.

I was really sad that you, you didn't get that, and I would, I would totally, totally bone them. Yeah, I would too, so. Next time be a better wingman. Sorry, I suck at wingman.

How many entertainers did you want to have sex with? All of them, every single one of them, especially the dude obsessed with the dude. He was cut that shit out. He was so excited about this guy.

Like couldn't stop talking about how fucking hot he was. It wasn't until the. Night, so when he was fucking the tree doing that thing that same night or the next night, I don't know for sure that that was the same man. Pretty sure it was.

Oh well, if it was, I feel pretty confident it was the same guy. If it wasn't, then I wanted to do both of them, and so did you. Yeah, that's true. Any entertainers you'd like to have sex with?

Uh, that guy in the water, holy fuck, me now. I'm sure we got nicknames for them. Like Wildcats, Blue Jays, Aggies, Huskers. We couldn't just name one.

Yes, both of the couples that we soft swapped with. Yes. And I really wanted that one night when we were in the playroom and I said, I never want to leave the playroom. I would have fucked anybody that walked in there that night.

Firecrackers, sensation firecrackers, you know who you are. The water, the aquatics show was so hot. I was enamored, like smitten by the lady. All things must pass.

How do you feel about the, the theme nights? Did I, did I rate them on theme nights? No, on their participation. My participation, I was a 5.

Yeah, I was a total 5. Yeah. What was the crowd? 5.

Yeah, they did. They did damn well. Yeah, they did really good. I'm gonna give them 4.5.

I think there's room for improvement. There's always room for improvement. I think that the more you know room 77, the more you participate. And that's what I.

Love that's what I started to see and I really enjoyed that. Who am I on the phone with? This is Jeff and Gypsy. It sounds like you.

I'm gonna trust you. Uh, theme night participation 1 to 5. What do you give the, what do you give the crowd? Uh, I thought it was like a 4.

I thought it was pretty good. Yeah, I would say a 4. I'd say about 90% of the people participated in the theme nights. 4 out of 5 is 80%.

So I don't know what math school you went to, but hold on. Hi, who is this on the phone holding? Hi, this is Kat. Hi Kat.

It's uh Richard and Lauren, room 77 for theme nights. Participation. I would give it a 4.2. 4.2.

Really? Why the 0.2? Because some nights were, you know what, hold. Hi Terminator, are you still there?

I'm still here. Alright, awesome. As far as the crowd's participation in the theme night, now you did an amazing job with all of our costumes, and I wanna thank you so, so much because we looked amazing, thanks to you. It felt amazing.

I'm golf clapping for you right now. I love it. I love it so much. We wouldn't have been able to do it without you.

And people were amazed. They talked about it actually, when you hear this back, people talk about how amazing we look. So thank you for that. But as far as their participation, and I can't emphasize this enough, scale from 1 to 5, how do you think they did their participation in the theme night?

Um, I'm gonna give like 77 tomatoes on that one. All right, I'm gonna put you on a hold. Terminator. Uh, the outing we had at the Sonote where you almost broke your face.

Nobody knows what a cenote is, Google it. But uh you jumped off of the cenote. I never jumped off of the cenote. I was scared, but you weren't.

You jumped off of the like 50 ft, uh, cliff. I don't even know how high it is. It was like, yeah, it's really fucking high. You scared me when you did that.

Well, in fact, just trying to do it while you weren't there. Oh my God, it's pretty stupid. It was scary. I was like, you bruised your arm pretty badly.

Thank God you're OK. There was. When you landed, and that's the day that they had sex outside and they had sex outside and everybody applauded for them. So that's why we didn't see them because we were at the cenote.

Yeah, I, I wish they had waited for us. Next time wait for us. We wanted to be there for them. Yeah, it was like they had, you know, it's the same thing, have sex outside for the first time and having your first child.

We want to be there for it. Hello Cat, are you still there? Did you get to clap for, for Jeff and Gypsy? I was not a part of the, OK, please hold.

Jeff, Gypsy, you guys were on the podcast before. You were a little bit nervous about having, not nervous, but one of your fantasies was about having sex in public. Yes, yeah, this is true. So you did it, did it.

It's no longer a fantasy. Now we weren't there. You did. Wait for us.

Word on the street was that people applauded. Yeah, yeah. Everybody was in that that side restaurant. They're looking through the window and then when we walked over, like we got, we got a standing applause going on there.

That's amazing. Did you get rice thrown at you? No rice. Yeah, I don't know, like something, there's no rice.

That's the next trip. It's consummation, but not in the 1700s. Well, they still did rice in the 1980s. Well, that's when they didn't care about birds.

That's true. It's now, Jeff. How long did you last? We were out there doing that for maybe 15 minutes or so.

So you're on a daybed and it was raining. You have embraced it so well. I'm so proud of you. I would have thrown rice at you.

Fuck the birds. Yeah, the birds. Fuck the birds. All right, thank you guys.

Uh, you can hang up now. I, I, I would, I would love to pay you some money for your phone bill. We'll send you the lawyer bill for the bankruptcy. All right.

Next night, 0 fucks 0 fucks given. Now 0 fucks given, this is also the day that I got beaten to death on a cross. This is also glow night, also the day we did body shots off of the dancers by the pool. Oh God, that guy was so hot.

Uh, everybody loved that dancer. There was a lot of people who wanted to have very hot, steamy sex with a lot of our entertainers that we had there, but still. Not the funnest day at the pool. That is, uh, still even a fun day at the pool.

This was a day that, uh, it was very sunny. I came out like fucking gangbusters, right? Because the sun was out and I was ready to go. I was like, Richard, today's your day.

You did, you got in the pool, you're playing around. You know what? I was so happy. I took off my pants and my dick was like, I'm hard.

That's how excited I was, right? And And I took off my pants, I got hard, sat in the pool. I don't know if you've ever been to a resort before where they go into the water and they feed fish. Have you ever been to a resort like that?

Well, what happens is when you go snorkeling, right, the fish in the water all swim towards you because they think you have food, because they're so used to the tourists coming in with fish food and feeding them that they all swim towards the guests, right? That's what happened to my cock when I jumped into the pool. Uh, ladies started swimming towards my cock and started nibbling on my cock, and I was scared of the fish at the resort. I was like, get the fuck away from me, you stupid fish.

Unlike that, I was like, go ladies, go. Come on everybody. Yeah, that was a very fun day for me. I really enjoyed that day.

Still not the funnest day. Yeah, so that's the night of zero fucks given. Our friend makes us the costumes of Alice in Wonderland, and I have a wig on. Of course you're Alice.

I'm a badass Alice, by the way. Your Alice was really cool. Yeah, it's one of the most badass photos I've ever been in my life. It looks like an album cover.

I would have fucked me. In the wick, maybe you had a cute little headband with a bow. No, it was really cute. It was a really good time.

I was the queen of Hearts, and cat was a cat, of course. A lot of people were giving zero fucks that night, which, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So that night I go into the playroom, right? Well, before I go into the playroom, there's a guy who's like, um, I'm really good at flogging people.

I'm like, well, let's go. We go into the playroom down. Like which, which seemed like 100 people. I'm just like, uh, let's see you beat people.

So he starts flogging everybody and I'm just sitting there watching. I'm lying, I'm watching him, and then, uh, he turns to me and he says, do you want me to flog you? I said, I don't know. And I said, yes, you do.

I said, yes, I do. And he said, Well, I'm not gonna tickle your balls. I'm not gonna tickle your inside thigh. And I said, come on.

Man, I want the full service. I said, nope, I'm gonna leave that to Lauren. I was like, whatever. That's the part I enjoyed was getting tickled and whipped at the same time.

That was a lot of fun. Our friends who were watching, same friends who left us dead in the water, the only critique they had was, man, if that was me, I would beat the fuck out of here. I'm like, I don't think that's the point. I don't think it's to kill me.

It's not to leave marks. I don't think it's to take your aggression out on Richard. I don't think it's to assault me to the point of murder. I think it's just for fun.

It was a different experience than what I was anticipating the flogging to be like for sure. A lot of people just one after the other just got up on that cross and, uh, and started getting, and he is so good at it. His wife. Oh God, yeah, I miss her.

She's one. She's on that list. Like I just, I, I couldn't stop touching her, uh, last night, Easy. Breezy.

Now this is the day that everybody will talk about. So the last day it was really raining there. Richard, sad. It was really raining, and there's this one gal there.

It's actually on the, on the, well, she wasn't on the podcast, but we talked about her on the podcast. I believe in my heart turned the entire day around because it started raining and it really wasn't letting up. We, we had actually asked that we're like, would you guys consider coming to Antigua and they're sort of a. Last minute booking and um they're like yeah yeah and and she she just really, I don't know, there's something about their energy that is really, really special.

We're going to give her a title and it's going to be room 77 hype Girl. But the thing that I love about both of them is they are, they're so just naturally high energy and it's not like their fate in the hype way and it's just a natural drawn energy that you want to be around. So she was out there goofing around. Dancing, twerking, and I had heard her say earlier in the week, I love ice cream paint job.

Our new favorite DJ. Hey, ice cream paint job, can you play that? He put that on and boom, that kicked it off. So from there, she decides in the pouring rain to start to play spin the bottle in the middle of the rain and everyone joined in.

And from that point forward, the entire crowd partied for the rest of the day in the rain. We took an inflatable pool and took that pool and put it in the pool and then we filled that pool with Nu rou gel and we poured the Nu rou gel inside of the pool and it became a slip and slide inside of the pool. This hype girl is about, I don't know, 5'0. She weighs about 900.

She could not stand up and we started calling her a vagina rocket because was that what we were calling a vagina rocket? Because every time she would tip over, she would fall and slide from one side of the pool to the other, vagina first. She's just a vagina rocket from one side to the other. That goes up and it goes down 100% Saturday.

That was, it's like so. So many things in life when something shitty happens and you think, oh my God, it's all gone to hell, and then you're like, oh my God, this is gonna, this is the best because you make the best of, I wouldn't say a best of a bad situation, but best of an unpredictable situation. For the record, the, the rain and everybody said fuck it. And that was the best part because it was that was the most fun day in the pool.

Everybody was all in on it and everybody was, was like, you know what, fuck it, this is it. And nobody was looking for the exit. You know what I mean? Yeah.

All right, Richard, peace out. Bye bye. Saturday, the last day, we had sex on the bed next to the pool with everybody in the pool watching, which was really hot and sexy. And then it started pouring.

Everybody just screw it, having fun. We're already wet. Right, I didn't care. Like, no, it was just, it was just fun.

Yeah. And that's, I think, a testament to how well the whole thing was run and, and the group that we had there together. Everyone hung out and everyone had a good time. Everybody got along.

Like it was a really good, a really good group. Party. We make it happen. We make it happen.

That's funny. I spin the bottle because someone was a sleuth. Yeah, you kept winning. Definitely the last day of the pool party.

The pool within the pool, spin the bottle, just the, like the rain shower, the men in the thongs, you tipping the dancers, um, just so many things, so many things. This was the rainy day pool party. And it was cold and it was rainy, but we were just having a great time and this is the whipped cream. cream came out.

We were using the whipped cream to put it on people. And this one woman called me and her husband over and I thought she wanted me to put it on his cock. So I did. I sprayed it on him, and then she goes, No, put it on my ass cheeks.

And she turned around. So I was like, Oh, sorry, I guess I better clean that up. Only hers. I cleaned it up off of him pretty well.

If you're listening, I want to apologize for not asking first, but, but unless you like it, if you liked it, then you're welcome. We love you guys. Rock on. The inflatable pool, that day is going to stick in my mind.

That was a lot of fun. I will go a bit more general and philosophical. I think, uh, the people in general, like the ambience, the, the way people like each other, so it's, it was just fun. It felt, I always tell Lauren it feels like a family but more like an incestuous family which is perverted and at the same time super sexy, so I, I really love that.

I love the people. uh, I think they made it everything that last day in the rain was incredible spin the bottle. Tip your fucking DJs. Sun is shining, but the rain is.

So we topped that night off. We had a band that night, um, at a barbecue. It had stopped raining by that point. I think a lot of people made some meaningful connections while they were there.

I, I really do. I mean, I saw it happen. I think there were, there were. A few people that I know told me straight up, they were skeptical of going because they've never been to like a takeover before and they get scared of going to a place where it is going to be the same people for 5 days straight.

And they were, they were absolutely happy that it turned out the way it was. So, and there were all levels there. It's like a lot of people think takeovers means expert swingers, and it's not necessarily like that. It's, you know, there were people who had sex for the first time in person.

Um, got naked and first time and, and then there's people who are fuck it, I'm taking these pillows from the roof we're going to our room. We got a six some going on an 8some we're pro cards did for the first. Time and I'm that that's what makes us the happiest is watching people open up a little bit and grow a little bit and experience things and being able to vicariously feel that adrenaline rush that we can't feel any longer because we're dead inside. Um, that's one of the things that we, we really enjoy bringing into people's lives is that excitement and that openness and that feeling of, uh, exploration.

Yeah, just giving people a space, like to be able to create that space for people to come together and to meet each other. It's fucking so rewarding. It's really is. OK.

Did you try something for the very first time? What'd you try? Uh, sex in public. Yeah, yeah.

So this ties in actually with another question on here and it says, were you able to applaud for the couple that had sex outside on the bed for the first time? That was us. Yeah, no, we didn't, we didn't get to applaud. We received, we receive the applause.

It was the best. Yeah. Oh my gosh. You know what also we did also try something for the very first time was the glory hole.

Oh we did. We broke it in. We broke it in and really sorry, Richard, we actually didn't write on. We didn't.

No, I wrote on somebody's back. Oh yeah, um, which actually made the cut. The picture made the cut. I was so proud of you.

It says, I didn't know if it said kiss or lick, but kiss her ass. And so then I promptly did so. Several things actually. I need to talk about that like what?

So I tried it for the first time, the cross. OK, I got whipped. All right, I didn't try anything weird or funky. Vlogging.

Hey, how was my ass while I was up there? It was awesome. What else did you do? The CV.

OK, enough. Too much detail. I would say that I kissed the most people, men and women, in one day in all time. I did a tequila shot with a Mexican.

We tried and ate some first time penetration. What do you mean by that? I got fucked. You got fucked.

More than one person, by more than one person. I'm getting all hot thinking about that. But let's be clear, she got fucked by more than 1 person, excluding me. Yeah, 2 other people, not my husband.

Not my husband. It was dirty. It was so hot. And good for her.

That was the first time we ever did that. What did you think? I liked it. Let me have another day.

Don't wake up. All right, so in the, in the full average of the general overall TripAdvisor sensation, people, people, I give a 4, me, I give a 5. Excellent, Richard. You, I give a 4.5.

Uh, sensation. I get 4.9. 0, great. So I win.

You next time it's just Richard. We're just gonna have Richard and everyone can, uh, the conclusion is, is, uh, our crowd is they, they can come back, I guess. And this is fully endorsed by Room 77, the same people who do the events, so you know that we are also giving you our honest opinion about our events. There you have it.

It's been fun. It really has, but I need a break. Can I take it with you? Yeah, you can.

Sweet. So listeners, we love you dearly. Thank you so much for all of your support. We are going to take a small little break after this for the first time in 4 years.

We'll be back by the end of January, I promise you that. Lauren and I are going to try to get some rest and some and balance and some balance back into our lives. Thank you all so much. We get a lot of messages from people, couples saying that we've changed their lives or opened their minds or changed their relationships, and it's such a cool thing to know, but I think they should know that they've really changed our lives too, because there's a feeling like no other to be able to impact another person on this planet.

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