Ep. 56: How To Plan Your Abduction Fantasy

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Alright, Lauren, we have started. Happy birthday to you. It was a happy birthday to me, but you had a very special belated birthday this month. Well, last month.

Well, in the past, let's just say that before this was recorded, yeah, about a month before this was recorded, yeah. So, hold on, I'm drinking uh some water because I'm feeling a bit parched. Wet your whistle, Richard. Hold on, I can't hear you.

Can you talk again? Check, check, check, check. Now you're too loud. It's annoying.

Do you want me to turn it down? No, I'd rather than leaning over and playing with the volume, if you could just talk lower for the rest of. The podcast that would be, it'd be better for my back because I don't want to lean over again. I can do it.

Happy birthday. Thank you. You're very welcome. How are you?

I, I know life has been rough, so I'm gonna answer this question for you. How are you? I'm OK, Richard. You sound a lot like me.

I'm OK, Richard. I'm OK, honey. I'm doing OK, you know, life has been better at times. You, you seem to make it a little bit better.

I'm not saying perfect, but you make it a little bit better. But thank you, honey, I'll take that compliment. I appreciate you noticing that I try. You do try.

I would say that I would totally say that. I got confused to who's playing who. I would say you make my life better even when things are bad. We are going to talk about your fantasy at temptation that you had at your post-birthday surprise, but before we get started, I want to bring up something that is very near and dear to my heart.

It is Antigua Summerbang. Now this is what I want to tell everybody. Just come, just come because we're almost sold out. I know that everybody says that it's like.

As soon as they advertise, they're like, hey, we have this party, and then the next day they're like, almost sold out, uh, but we are almost sold out. We have a hard time saying that because we have uh, a lot of rooms that are 23, and 4 bedroom, so, uh, the possibilities are a bit different, 5 months to go. Uh, we have a lot of exciting things planned, the world is opening up. This is what we want to clear up in the beginning.

This is the number 1 question we get, and we're clearing this up right effing now. Number 1 question, do you You have to be a professional swinger or in the lifestyle to come, well, not to come, but to attend. The answer is absolutely not. Over half the people that were there last year were not in the lifestyle.

It's the same ratio as we would say as any other place. Vanilla, uh, who likes to just be sexy and naked and have a lot of fun. I don't want anyone to think that room 77 is a, a swinging union, although we should start that. And it's a lot of fun because it is so laid back.

It is probably the opposite of what people think. All right, well, you know what, in fact, let's answer the questions that we mostly get in the emails since we do that. We'll just clear it all up right now. All right, so what are the top questions that we get this way you don't even have to email us.

Just listen right now and we'll answer the questions for you. What are the top questions we get? How many people are going? Thousands.

It's like between 80 and 100 couples. No, well, yeah, no. No, more than that. Well, probably between 150 and 200.

Somewhere it will fall somewhere. Oh, people, Oh, not 100 couples, yeah, probably between 150 and 200 people. What is another question? How old are they between 18 and 21?

We don't ask for proof of age, so that's up to you. Look, we know that people there are from 35 to 65. That's what we know. I don't know if you, anybody knows this.

They, we always get this question in the email. Hey. Uh, how old are the people? And we're like, um, here's the thing, we can't screen people by age.

It's called age discrimination and it's ethically wrong and we don't do that, so we don't really know. We can just give you a ballpark, uh, where is it? In Antigua a five star resort, but we don't give out the resort hotel details until you book for the privacy of the hotel and of the guests because there are weird people out there. Do stalky shit.

What is another question? Hey Richard, can you be naked there? I am so glad you asked that. You can be tits or balls out wherever you want.

Now we do follow the rules where we ask you to cover up in restaurants and the lobby. We would love for your junk to not be spilling over into the pancakes in the morning. Clothing optional pool and beach. So come.

This is my question, Richard and Lauren. What makes your takeover so goddamn special? Oh, that's a great question. It is a great question.

I'm gonna tell you why. This hotel is something that you will not find at another lifestyle takeover. It's a beautiful, gigantic five-star accommodation. We have a bunch of activities, swimming with, what is it, sharks and stingrays, sea creatures, a private charter, yachts, you can scuba dive.

Carnival will be going on there, so bring your boa or whatever, whatever you wear to carnival. There's a private island that is absolutely amazing. It's just a little. slice of paradise.

And also, this particular resort has a giant ass hot tub, uh, for a bunch of people, but this one sits right on the ocean, right next to a bar, right next to a pool. It's gonna be a lot of fun. We have theme nights and everything like that. Uh, we do think that it is, it is kind of special.

There's entertainment and DJs and stuff like that. But for now, for my own well-being, I'm just gonna need you to go over there, book a spot because I need to get that shit off my brain. OK, please do it for me. Uh it's my birthday.

I'm gonna need you to do that. Thank you. You got sick on your actual birthday and we had to postpone it because you had your second round of COVID, which was scheduled right on your birthday, so we had to do it later and even though it was a surprise, uh, you kind of suspected that you were going there and I didn't really find that out until. Later, I, I only suspected because when we went for New Year's, the friends that we met up there said, we're coming back in, in February.

You know, let us know if you guys want to come up. We'll check out rooms or whatever. So I was like, oh, yeah, I didn't know that you remembered that, to be honest, I, I had no idea, but I know that you do travel a lot. So those are things that you sort of lock into your brain.

Yeah, so we went up there to Temptation. We were the guests of, uh, some like super premier guests. I think they're gonna get their own color wristband. That's how super premier they are.

We were treated very, very well. We had a lot of fun. We had sex with 1 or 200 people while we were there. We won, whatever it was, we won.

That's how we have sex. Treat it more like, like a sport. That's how everybody does it. Yeah, you, you have your Gatorade, your lube, your, your sport bag.

I haven't talked to anybody about it, but that's how most people treat it like a competition, right? It's all about notches. It's about teams and trading cards. We have trading cards.

We take your profile photo and then we paper mache it onto a little card, put your stats on back. We have that kind of time. Make little trading cards. Yeah, it's like baseball sort of, but with swingers they'll be like, Oh, you have a rookie Lauren.

You're like, yeah, oh, you have that. That's before she was DP'd. I will trade you for my cum soaked Kevin. That's, uh, 202012 Kevin.

That's when he was with Angie. Angie's on OnlyFans now. She's 0.0000259%. Yeah, who, by the way, uh.

Who does the math on that 009%? Who's auditing that? Rebeccalicious 0.0005%. You know what, Rebeccalicious, I hope you like getting nailed for false advertisement because I'm gonna get to the bottom of this right now.

We're gonna prove this once and for all. Do all the math. I don't know if those numbers work out, but someone's, someone's crunching numbers at OnlyFans. I think there's a point where you should just be like VIP.

And then are you competing? Are those? Women in the top creators, are they competing with like someone who does dance or slam poetry, or is it, I don't know. The funny thing is what, what to me what caught on is like this 0.000, not like lots and lots of people look at my vagina or lots and lots and lots of people look at my vagina or a few people look at my vagina.

It's like 0.000. We went to just a, a point percentile of people. I'm impressed. I'm impressed, yeah, that whoever it is.

If I I've noticed though, and I say this knowing full well that you own or our OnlyFans is nowhere near 1 percentile, nowhere near. If you have to start without a decimal, you just don't list it. It's just embarrassing. You never see top 1%, top 1% loser.

Why are you even on this platform? Why don't even advertise that. How could you be? You're in the top 1%.

Get out, fired. Go get another job. It's just sad. I can't.

Oh my God. When we were up at Temptation, we, uh, we had talked about this briefly on the last podcast. We're met with a lot of kind support while we were there. And it was actually we bring it up because it was, it was quite overwhelming to us while, while we were there.

I wasn't really expecting people to, to come up and I don't know if it's either recognize or just come up and say something. I don't know. I just always think I'm invisible and I'm just going on my own. I, I don't, I don't like to use the word recognize because it is a podcast, but, uh, to at least acknowledge, acknowledgement is the word I think I was looking for.

Acknowledge the podcast in a way that, because, and everybody will be able to relate to this in some way. But we're all the same, right? We all do things in life. Laura and I do this thing.

Whoever you are, who's out there listening, I'm pretty sure you do something too. Whatever it is you do, you can relate to it. And if you haven't done it yet, I know you can. We have faith in you.

But you, you're out there and you are good. At something, right? And, but whatever it is that you're good at, and it might be your job, it could be something at your kid's school, or it could be your hobby. But as soon as there is a light shined on it, or as soon as there is any resemblance of success, what pops up is that person who comes to destroy it.

And this is something that all of us are sort of faced with in life. It really doesn't matter, like I said, whether it's your job, when you find something in your life. That is going well. Someone pops up to come and say, well, no, I have to fucking destroy that because that's what I do.

And we wanna say this to everybody because it, it was moving to us because we know that you're out there and you're driving or you're on your rowboat or whatever you do while you're listening to this, and you know what we're talking about because we know how loud that can be. It's one of those things that can drown everything out in your life, but don't let it drown you out because. What happened when we were at Temptation is every single person was like a little voice that drowned out that one big loud speaker, and it really, really helped us. We had all of these little tiny individual voices that took this one loud, disgusting speaker and kicked it in its subwoofer.

It was really important for us at the time. So thank you so much. It was really nice seeing everybody. We saw some ex-employees desire.

And caught up with them. It was, it was really, really nice. It was also a little unseasonably cold or fresh, as they would say in Mexico. And lucky for us, also lingerie night, and this happens here in, in the Cancun area, is it gets chilly like this every May, January, February, right?

And it happens for like 3 days, 234 times throughout those months, right? It's a little bit chilly at night and then it goes. Go away. It is not warm enough for lingerie and gale force winds.

It's just not a pleasant experience. So what you have is a bunch of people in lingerie and little jackets. So it winds up looking like the end of, uh, Titanic when the Carpatha, remember when the, the other ship picked up all the other ships and they're all just sort of sitting there kind of bundled up, wet, soaked in jackets and whatever, yeah, they just got, it's like that, just hoarier. That's kind of what it looks like.

Like we found this, this ship of floating strippers. We rescued everyone, you poor little chilly strippers. But that was your night of your fantasy. That was the fantasy night.

Now we spent two nights there, so yeah, we spent 2 nights there. And but let me explain your fantasy. Now your fantasy, which I told you beforehand because I was like, look, this is what we're gonna do. You're gonna get sort of gang.

OK, you're gonna get basically kidnapped and violated by a bunch of people, OK? You're gonna get tied up and blindfolded and abducted hopefully by a bunch of strangers. I had to let you in on it because the logistics of this get very, very weird because you have other people involved and you have to plan dinner around it. It's not like a real abduction.

You're like, well, well, we have to let her food settle before we abduct her. That's only fair. Thank you so much, and we have to let her freshen up before we abduct her because that wouldn't be fair. And she has to, she has to get her sex supplies, right?

So it's like it's not like a real, it's fantasy. So I have to. This now, truly what you didn't know is since the time we were there all the way up until the point, I was trying to find other single men that participate in this fantasy, which I, I knew would be difficult. I just didn't know it would be fucking impossible.

Right, I'm sort of walking around like you're playing a game here because you're like, all right, he's good looking, he's attractive, he's all right, him, him, him, him. Oh, that must be his wife. OK, he's with his wife. That's, that is not gonna work.

I think he is single, he's attractive, and he just did something really, really douchey. OK, not him. And like by douchey, I mean like, uh, you know, like the guy where you're like, and you've been sort of tracking him all day and Then he goes and does that thing where he tucks his penis between his legs and you're like, oh, he's dead to me now because I hate that. I like that is like the douchiest guy move to me, dude.

It's not fun anymore. The only time that worked was the first guy who ever did it, which I imagine, by the way, was 2 or 3 months after the ape. Became a Homo sapien. We became a month or two after we had a thought in our brain, there was some Homo sapien who stuck his junk between his legs and went, look straight out of the cave.

That was the first time and should have been the last time that that ever fucking happened. It's not an attractive look and it's not funny anymore. That and helicopters up there. Helicopter is.

Right next to it. Helicopter is, is another one. I feel I'm weird about junk. I want it to look like it's supposed to.

I just think treat it like a vagina. I mean, women do it correctly all day long, every day. At no point do you see a woman in a public area going, Hey, watch me pick up this beer can with my vagina. I can push all my lips inside.

Watch me stick this dildo in my vagina. I'm gonna look like I have a penis. It's like, hey lady, that's not funny, kind of stupid. Why?

Because she wouldn't do that because it's stupid, right? It's like college or it's, yeah, like you never see it. It doesn't happen. I mean, they barely do things with their boobs, and they have, they're the perfect party tool, are boobs, right.

And, and women are very, very careful. What a very rare occasion do they shake them, bounce them, a very rare occasion, right? And they're the perfect, they're like balloons. You bring them to the party, yeah, right, left, right, left, right.

You brought your own balloons. This is perfect. They're here to play with, but they still keep them like they stay in the package. But guys, as soon as they get their junk out, they turn into seven year olds.

Stop it. Just stop it. Can you imagine women walking around to a party and just being like taking their boobs and like smacking someone up with their boobs? No, because they, they have a brain in their head.

Like, like when they get naked, their brain stays connected to their genitals and men just turn. Into seven year olds. I don't know what it is. Guys get naked sometimes and they start doing this weird childlike dance sometimes, which I'm like, stop it.

No one wants to see you dance like a toddler naked. It just makes us think of a naked toddler. Stop it. Just stop it.

It's not attractive. Anyway, I saw a lot of men like that, so they did not make the cut. I'm stressed now because all I have, we have 8 people that are gonna partake in this, and I really wanted like 5 single guys. That was a tall order.

I mean, very hopeful. I was very hopeful. Um, it was a tall order. I'm running around and I'm getting, I'm trying to get the timeline in my head because I don't.

Want it to get too late. I don't want it to get people get tired. We're not spring chickens. I, I still have to let you know because as far as you're concerned, to you, the night is free, but you don't, you don't know.

So I was like, I have to let you know you're about to be abducted and, and, and play raped. So while I'm off making plans with everybody in the group, I noticed you talking to a really attractive couple. We'll be right back. Do you like keeping it up?

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It's also the reason that we're able to keep that up. Patreon is the reason that I'm able to watch my wife be violated by men and women, most of them strangers, and you are an active participant in that. You are complicit, and in most states that means you're an accessory to a very. Serious crime, but not here at room 77.

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Go to patreon.com/room77 and help us keep it up. #keep it up. Right, I mean, honestly, I gotta be honest, my first thought was he's hot. Is he single?

And, and then I immediately noticed that he's, he's with a very attractive woman. I'm like, fuck, but she's hot. Let's use them later, um, and then I walk up to you because I'm like, I, I have to get her attention because I'm gonna have to start talking to her. So you, you start to introduce me to them.

And who, who was that? Their name on Instagram is Fight Boring marriages. Fight boring marriages. Yeah, I've met them a couple of years ago on Instagram.

So you meet them. Now, what's happening now is you are talking to these people like you've been vacationing with them since you were 6. And what's happening with me is I am being introduced to them and I immediately think, oh, I don't know these people, and I'm doing math in my head and still looking across the room, looking for single guys. All of which to them looks like I am either high or paranoid and on the run like Jason Bourne.

So they're looking at me like something's wrong with this guy. You introduce me. I'm, I'm just thinking, I don't know these people, and you say, hey, we've actually met them. I'm, in my brain, I'm going, come on, Richard, concentrate.

Pull up, pull up. Attention, pull up, say. You're gonna crash. Pull up, pull up.

So I'm like, Pull up, pull up, and you're like, we've met these people, and I'm like, Oh, thank God, this gives me license because they already sort of know that I'm an idiot. Then that gives me, right? I've known them already. I don't have to reintroduce myself.

This is perfect. Thank God. And then you say, we've met them already, and he turns to you and he goes, we've never met. And I look at you and my voice in my head immediately goes, Mayday, we're going down.

It was so many people and I matrixed them as someone who we met at Desire at the workshop, and I didn't understand what he was saying because it's like so loud. And I was like, yeah. And then he was like, no, we're from Instagram. And I was like, oh shit.

So I'm like, OK, awesome. Great. Can I talk to you for a second? Which I think they may have thought he's pissed off, but I wasn't really pissed off.

I was like, I, I had a million things going anyway. I had to have a talk with them later. I was like, no, no, no, no, please don't take that the wrong way. I had like just a lot of things going on in my head.

I was trying to, you were like a crazy Hollywood producer walking around the set like 900. I was being a stage manager at the time. At that point, by the way, I was so desperate looking over people's shoulders, hoping that there were single men standing around with signs that said, we'll partake in fantasy rape. Available, which that was not happening at that point.

Still not happening. Mind you, it was Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day. All couples, all couples, all the single men go out on Valentine's Day.

Yeah, this is a great day to find. To find single men. I actually did not work that out in my head until just right now. Good job.

No wonder there was such a scarcity. Huh, interesting, interesting you bring that up. That's why they, they called me Jason Bourne while I was there. That's actually not why you had a genius plan while you were there.

You know, we didn't do, well, we didn't do any illegal drugs while we were there this time, but you did come up with a genius idea. For some reason, people offer us drugs all the time, which please don't stop doing that. We love it when you offer our drugs. So Lauren came up with our new venture.

We already have investors for and don't even think about stealing the name because we already copywrote it because people offer us drugs all the time, and they caveat that usually with, I'm not flying back to the US with it. It's too dangerous. We've decided to start Drug Locker. Is it the Drug Locker or just Drug Locker?

I mean, Druglocker is kind of confusing with Foot Locker to me, so I don't want people thinking they're, they can buy sneakers. I was thinking drug locker. Oh. Sure, I think so.

OK, we'll do that, but we wear, and we wear shirts like Foot Locker except the stripe goes the other way. I don't see copyright infringement anywhere on this convict. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's, yeah, it's more jail than it is referee.

Yeah, I think this is going places. So anyway, the deal is, is you give your drugs to us and you get 80% of it when you return. That's how it works. We finally say goodnight to them and we'll see you tomorrow and we take you up to your room, well, not your room, but their room, the room where it's gonna happen, it's all 8 of us, and I ran out of time.

At this point I am desperately hoping on the way up in the elevator, 5 guys are gonna walk onto the elevator and be like, so, uh, where are you guys going? We are 5 single hung dudes. That are available and celebrating Valentine's Day bars mentally stable and disease-free. What are you guys doing?

I mean just Hail Mary at that point did not happen. So we get off the elevator before I could take you into the room, you were taken away abruptly, like a real, uh, abduction, except I wanted it to be like with a bag over your head, like a real prisoner, but with like a 6 ft guy. Like that would have been awesome. Like a really strong guy just put a, but it was with a 5-foot hot blonde with a little pretty blindfold.

You know, we're just working on the fly with what we got here. I am all about the fantasy. I, I'll take it. I'll take it in my head and make it work.

So we bring you inside. You're brought inside. You still really don't have any idea who's in there because you're blindfolded the whole time. Everyone surrounds you and you are tied down.

You're tied up. You are blindfolded. You are stripped down and you are tied to a spreader bar. Explain to people what a spreader bar if they don't, if they don't know what that is.

So it's like, um, you feel the shackles going onto your ankles and it's a bar. In between your ankles so that you can close your legs, basically you are spread open, yeah, with shackles on the edge of the bar. So now what everyone is to do is to violate you, not really use any names or any identification of who anybody is or just violate, and they have a free pass to do anything they want. It was established beforehand that it was.

Like it could be oral, it could be touch, it could be whatever, sort of, and I'll get back to that in a second where I, where it took sort of, sort of a misstep on my part, and I think it was kind of a mistake, but this is how you learn for the next one because there were two missteps that, that I feel like I took. It really turned me on. It would have turned me on if I, if there were 5 more guys in there, and I was trying really hard. I kept screwing up because I was calling people by their real names, and then I would correct myself and I'm like, I mean Steve, who I just picked up in the lobby.

Get your cock in her mouth guy I found at the bar, um, but I was getting really turned on by watching you fully submit and one of the things that I was doing was whispering in your ear and really taking that fantasy to the next level and watching you take that fantasy to the next level to a verbal state. One of the things that I've noticed a lot of couples do not. Oh, I think I've, I think we've met one couple, maybe two, that when they do fantasy or roleplay, and fantasy and role playing is really important to focus on that word fantasy, they take it to about 90%. Even in partners, we take it to 90%.

It's weird to take it to 100%. There's still that sense of insecurity. What will, what will he or what will my partner think if I really go. 100% like, are they gonna give me that side-eyed look like what the fuck did you just say?

I, I want to have that conversation. I want to have that liberty. I want you to be able to say whatever it is you want to say to be able to live in that non-judgmental zone because I say 85 to 90% when you're with your partner only because even when I'm with you and I'm like, say it, you're like. I'm like, wait, what?

Use syllables because I can see you're holding back because you're a little bit shy about it and you wanna, you want to verbalize it, but you don't. I would be the same way. Well, it's only lived in my head. There's no other, it's never been expressed freely to you except for sort of a general sense, agree, and we automatically get afraid of judgment and this is weird too because it's fantasy, right.

So add a group now of strangers that goes down now to like 60%. Now you're, you're, you're filtering yourself even more, right? So I was in a predicament where I wanted to say more. Basically, the fantasy was where we wanted you to feel like you were being used, right?

So I'm saying dirty things to you like you let him use that cock. I use that hole, let him use you. You are, you are nothing. You are here.

To be used just lie there and just sort of physically using you take that cock and backing it up with words, whether it was in your ear or to your face, but I wanted to take it further and sort of spit on you and, and do other things. But at the same time, I was a little bit scared that someone would be like, um, Richard, hm, maybe a better husband wouldn't spit on her and maybe not call her a disgusting cock loving whore that's our only value. Is her wet pussy. Like, maybe, maybe not that.

I'm like, no, it's all part of the game. She's down with it. She's she's down with it. And that's the talk that I didn't get to have before.

And what happened was I'm letting my my fantasy run with your mind. I'm starting to let it go, and I can see you're letting it go, and I wish I had that moment before, like, please be advised that you're entering a fantasy here and things that you hear may be fucked up. You're gonna hear some fucked up shit. And what happens is one of the couples left.

Now you didn't know that because you were blindfolded and being treated like a dirty whore, but one of the couples left, not because they were uncomfortable, but because they didn't want to be in an uncomfortable. They're, they're fairly new in the lifestyle and they didn't want to be in a situation that made them feel any more uncomfortable. Well, that shifted my attention to worry about them now. Than you, you're such a big heart.

It's like no one understands how much you worry about everyone else except you. So now I'm like, lie, take that cock, you dirty whore, and I'm checking the text at the same time, yeah, because you're blindfolded. So I'm like, yeah, you dirty whore, you take all those cocks. Do you guys need anything while you're down in the lobby ding like texting at the same time.

I wish, and for next time I really want to make sure that I have that talk. I think that that talk isn't only important to have with people that you're having a fantasy, uh, group play with beforehand just to free your own mind up with, but also your own partner to free your minds up before a fantasy play in your own bedroom. Yeah, for me, even with that particular fantasy, what, what I had expressed. To you is very general.

I didn't give you a lot of specifics because I, I know that you know me. But at the same time, I think the extent to what a fantasy would go to the, the level, it should, it has to be taken and sort of, it shouldn't be taken to like 100% of whatever I think my fantasy is because when in reality, when that blindfold was on and all, all I had was my other senses, there was one point when the. The blindfold was removed and it was too much stimulation. So what I thought in my mind would be awesome with, you know, 5 different people and 2 cocks in my mouth and this happening and that happening and that happening would have been way too much.

But because you were able to sort of read the situation and stay connected to me and not everyone went haywire, it was the perfect amount of stimulation. Without it going to how dirty I had it in my head. Once it comes to reality, it's, it would have been way too much and I would have tapped out. When you say things like, suck that cock, you dirty fucking whore, use our fucking hole.

Like, I want one of those other participants while they were fucking you. I want them to be able to be free to say, take this cock, take it, you fucking little whore, but they're not going to. Out of respect, out of respect, because the rules haven't been established, so I, I, I understand what you're saying. I understand that that's sort of reading a situation and knowing, OK, she's not feeling it right now or not feeling it.

I'm saying the whole grand scheme of things. I was the only one playing along, right, right, right. They didn't know what role to play except for when you told them to do physical stuff, right? And I think it's really, it was really important in your part of the fantasy because the, the, the verbiage really.

Got you going in that fantasy until the other couple. I was there with you until, I mean, it all ended awesome with me coming on your face with another cock in your mouth while people were all touching you. It's very hot. It's on OnlyFans if you want to go see it.

Is it on OnlyFans? The long version is for sale and there is a really hot minute teaser so you can check it out. What is your OnlyFans name? Oh, room OnlyFans slash room 77.

True or false, you get to see Richard ejaculate. Um, true, yes, which I think you should have to pay double for, to be honest with you, but honestly, did it show up in the thing? I haven't seen the video yet. Does it show up?

Because I think I should get a black light every time I ejaculate to make it more milky. It was hard because someone was blocking my light. I don't know what actor or like where the lighting crew was, but yeah, this is why we need, we need tiny. Portable black lights for cum shots.

You put that in the budget. Yeah, put that in the budget. Tiny portable. We'll call them cum lights.

Maybe if they were like a necklace and it was like you could wear it, you know what, let's just hire a cum light boy because what's what's happening is everyone was cuddled around my face. My face was dark, so I had to go in and do a special like, I think you're skipping over the pitch. Do we hire a come light boy? Yes, OK, that was my pitch.

I think that's the correct answer. What are things that you like to hear in bed? Do you like, uh, take that cocky, dirty horror? I like when you're telling me physical things about my body position.

Like I want you to say, spread those legs open, keep that pussy open wide, open that mouth. We're going to shove cocks in there. I think it's more about telling me physically how to move my body. Listen to me.

Don't move your hands. Things like. That that are more controlling in a sense instead of you want to be controlled in a way that's like jazz hands do jazz hands. I don't know.

I don't know if I could. I mean jazz hands might be hot. I don't know, but like, but you want to be told like, uh, hold on to that cock, yeah, and I also like hearing you tell the other people what to do. That also worked for me.

I like you controlling the situation. I think it would have been nice if Janet, bring me a coffee. For me, it's about just lie there and but what do you want to hear? What are the things that you like to hear?

Don't ignore my question. I'm telling you, you lie there, you're powerless. Keep those legs open wide. That pussy's mine.

Um, you look so hot like that, you're dripping wet, like descriptive things more than about calling me names. Names. So you don't like in that situation. I like the name calling and the dirty stuff in a in a different situation, but so it's a different fantasy, a different fantasy.

So the degrading stays separate in that one, but that one's more of like just being completely controlled, yeah, because I was blindfolded. Like for me when I'm being dirty, I want to be able to see everything because I like to see this, the cocks. And the, the cum and the, I like to be able to grab and, and I was completely, I couldn't grab anything. So there was one point like someone was holding my hands down so hard that the shackle had been shoving, shoved into my hand.

It made like this huge imprint. They're like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. I was like, it's fine. I don't care.

Like you haven't seen this bitch at the dentist. She loves it. Bring it. So for me, but again, we didn't communicate about that.

Yeah, that's, that's the thing that like this is all stuff that I wish I had taken at least 10 minutes to talk about a little bit before to hear some of these things before, because we say some of those other things in private fantasy talk, right? I didn't know how. Different this fantasy was compared to like other fantasy talk that we play and then there's taxicab fantasy and then there's fireman fantasy, backpacker fantasy, tennis coach fantasy, pickleball pickleball fantasy, grocery shopping fantasies, Sherpa fantasy, which we're doing next week actually. Uh, but I say it like this.

You are forced, and I mean forced, to watch more movies and TV with me than anything else that you are forced to do with me and make you, and then you're forced to hear a twenty-minute tirade of everything that I hated about the plot, yeah, unless I loved it, and then I, there's a twenty-minute expression of how amazing it was. I always tell you this. One of my biggest pet peeves in storytelling is when they don't set the rules of the universe that we're living in. It is one of the most important things to do in storytelling, super, super important.

If no one knows what I'm talking about, the easiest way to explain it is zombie films. I always use the same example because we all know what a zombie film is, and we all do the same thing in zombie films. We know how the disease spreads, how fast they turn, there's There's just a bunch of zombie rules that you're given in the beginning. Are they fast zombies?

Are they slow zombies? Does it take 2 hours to turn into a zombie? Does it take 2 minutes to turn into a zombie? Can you get it by scratching them?

Do you have to bite them? Do you have to shoot them in the head? Or, or do you, can you shoot them anywhere? So there's, there's these rules that you, OK, and then what happens is you move on in your universe.

That's the universe we live in. Let's go play. It's very important. It happens in every, every film that has some sort of sci-fi fiction involved in it.

So when you're talking about something that is fantasy, it's important to stay in a world that has rules and that has boundaries. It's structure. And it's the one thing that I learned in this particular case is build a structure, build those boundaries, build that world, and then live inside that world because it'll allow your mind to be. Debtree.

And it's also like as far as like the, the couple that left, if there were the rules there, then it would have been these are the rules for Lauren and then these are the rules for the participants, right? And these are the things that you are expected of you. These are the things you're going to hear. These are their rules.

These are a really important thing that we, we had skipped over. But next time we know it's still sad that I couldn't find 5 single guys on Valentine's Day. But, but don't take your advice from me, Lauren. Why?

Because I am, there's a lot wrong with me. I was taught the wrong things. I had a very, I had a horrible life coach. He made my life.

Is this the same guy that used to tell you, you'd feel happier if you just make cupcakes? No, that was my second life coach. Yeah, that was the one after I met my life coach in prison. Don't ever meet your life coach in prison.

That's a bad sign. I walked, yeah, I walked into prison. I was wearing orange that day, I remember, and I was like, hey, what are you in for? He was like, you know, harassment, fraud, borderline child endangerment.

I was like, Cool. And he's like, Why? I was like, no reason, just looking for a life coach. He was like, Well, in that case, I was also an ad executive.

I was like, well then you are hired. And then he taught me lots of things. Tell me one thing. Tell me your favorite.

Uh, he taught me if you want something, harassment is the way to go. It's the way to someone's heart. It shows people you care, I think, in the same way, murder is a way to get the family together. Who needs a turducken anymore?

No. And then, uh, I got out and met the cupcake guy. He, he was good though. Yeah, it's a weird story that almost seems like it doesn't fit in, but it does.

Alright, this next story. Welcome back, by the way. Richard. You look so, so refreshed.

You look so you do look refreshed. Did you take a shower? A quick facelift and a shower. Uh, yeah.

Your husband is a year older since we spoke on these microphones last. Do I sound older? A little bit. I wasn't gonna ask, look because I don't want to hear the answer, but do I sound older?

You sound a little more mature, but it sounds. Right? When you do that voice, I don't know. You know who this voice is?

It's a little Dylan McKay, but I used to always wanted to talk like Dylan in Beverly Hills 90,210. Luke Perry always had this sort of whispery, cool, you actually met Luke Perry. I had a huge crush on him, rest his soul. We had tried to, uh, to have sex with another couple while we were at Temptation.

We're setting up big swing, big swing. I was so ready. Oh my God, are you talking about the fantasy thing? No.

The next night, next night, this is about the couple that Lauren introduced me to that Lauren made me believe that we met, that we didn't actually met that made Richard really, really confused. You remember them, yes, yes, I know. Are they in the lifestyle? Are they, are we allowed to know that they're in the lifestyle?

The Instagram people, yeah, um, I think so. Alright, well, I'll just call them the Instagram people. Well, yeah, fight boring marriage. We'll ask them and then maybe I'll cut this out.

If not, they were the last couple in the hotel that we didn't have sex with. I was having a lot of fun and they. Came over and started dancing with us at the end of the night and I was like, I love you. I love you.

I look over at you and you're sick and I'm like, no, no, no, no, you're not sick. I'm trying to prop you up like a little doll. I'm like, come on, be fun again. Stop being sick.

You're like, I will go upstairs and I will throw up and I'll come back down and see how I feel. I'm like, sounds good to me. Do you need me to go with you? No, honey, I'm fine.

God speed to you. I'll be down here. So you come back down. I'm like, this is great.

And then you're like, this is not great. It's not. It didn't help. It didn't help at all.

And you're like, we have to go. And I'm like, Oh man. Well, I tried to do the thing where I was like, listen, I am just super, super queasy. I just couldn't.

I couldn't kick it and I said, if you want to stay down here, you can. I knew we had friends. I didn't want to bail. I didn't.

I hate when I get like that. No, and I was going to stay. All of our friends were still down there at that point. So I was like, it's still early.

I'm going to stay down here for everybody because it's polite and let's face it, everybody likes me the most. Absolutely. Another couple sort of called it a night and then I think another couple is gonna call at night. I was like, alright, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna do the right thing here, the right thing, and I think I'm gonna go follow my, my wife to bed.

By the time I turn around, you're gone. I was like hugging people to say bye and almost died and was like, I, I have to go. I just left. You didn't even make it to the elevator because you got sick on the way to the elevator.

And then I started to panic because I disappeared in the bathroom. You had no idea, right? Right. So I'm running back and forth and I'm like, my wife has been abducted, but not a planned one, not like last night where it was sexy and fun, like a real abduction.

So you come out of the bathroom, you see me running around frantically in the lobby back and forth, and you're like, honey, I'm right here. Stop running around like a crazy person. Like, all right, good, fine, you're here. So I go upstairs, we go upstairs and we're laying there.

I'm two things, wide awake, super fucking horny. And you're like still like gray and feeling like shit and you're like, do you want me to blow you? I'm like, no, which is always so good Baptis I know it's vomit breath all over my penis. So hot.

Don't even brush your teeth. So sexy. Oh God, this is my face hurts so bad because I hate throwing up. You're all chunky.

Shut up now. You've crossed the line, Lauren. Stop it. Don't be gross.

Maybe a bit of self. Shut up. Ew, so gross. Anyway, I was like, No, I'm not doing that.

You're not sick. I'm gonna make you blow me. That's stupid. And I go outside.

So I'm just in a towel, right, and I look up and there's a couple on like the 3rd floor or something balcony. And they're just fucking on a rail, right, and I'm just watching them fuck, and they're watching me sit in the chair, so I start stroking my cock. I'm like, I think they're watching me stroke my cock watching them fuck. So I start blatantly stroking my cock, but I still, it's through my towel, so I don't really know, and I'm old and I can't really see, so they could be looking at a ship off in the distance.

I have no idea. Maybe they were just dancing. I have no idea, but in my mind they were fucking going, look how hot that guy is. That's all that right back to fantasy.

That's all that matters in my mind. They were like, Look how hot that guy is with his huge cock in his hand. That's what they were saying in my mind, right? They did.

And she's like, Which one? The one with the sick wife in the room, the one with the towel, the white towel. What's his wife doing? She's, she's hit a ball on the bed.

What's wrong with her stomach bug? She probably blew that giant cock under the towel. Yeah, anyway, keep staring at him, that beautiful hot towel. Where's his hand?

So, so they sort of finish up and again, I wasn't naked out there or anything. It was still PG on my end, PG 13. So I go back inside and I'm like, hey, this is what just happened. They're up there.

I think they were looking at me. Uh, I'm not sure. They're like, oh, you should go out there and jerk off then. I'm like, I love you.

I love, I love your brain. We'll be right back. Hey Lauren, lava's back. You know what I'm talking about.

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As always, use promo code room 77 for 10% off. So, I'm like, well, come out with me, at least sit there because I can't just be a single guy out there stroking my cock. At least I'm, I'm with you stroking my cock. So you're like, oh, fine, I'll go out there if you want to do it.

So I'm like all right. So we go out there and then the couple comes out again, and then they start, uh, doing it again, right? So then this time I kind of take my cock out, right? Then you, uh, while you're watching me stroke my cock and watching them fuck, you're like, well now I'm getting horny.

I'm like over your sickness. Are you gonna vomit again? You're like, no, but I wanna go get my vibrator. I'm like, so you're gonna sit out here with your vibrator while I'm stroking my cock watching them fuck, we're gonna sit here side by side and you're gonna play with yourself, and you're like, yeah, I'm like, I'm really into that.

So you're like, I'm gonna go get my Bible. I'm like, Well, hurry up because for that period of time I'm, I'm creepy guy, right? Just hurry up. So you hurry up and you come back with your, your thing.

You start to use your, your womanizer on your thing, and I'm sitting there stroking my cock, and now there's two couples. One couple's up there fucking, and another couple is kind of fucking around, I think. I don't know what they're doing. I have no idea.

So I'm kind of stroking my cock. You have your womanizer. What I never noticed about your. Womanizer because you don't notice these things until you're in the darkness at night is it has a red beacon light on it.

It's like fucking Rudolph that says, hey everyone on their balcony, look at this womanizer on my vagina out here and if you can't see anything in this, this obscured shadow area, I just want to let you know there is a vibrator on my clitoris. There is a toy. Yeah, so that goes on for, for quite some time and you just keep coming and we just keep sort of playing with each other for I guess a good 20 minutes or so, right? I think they finished fucking, then everybody goes in and then another group of people come outside.

They're all dressed and they're having fun, but not the sexy kind of fun. So then we're like, all right, party's over. Let's go back inside. So then we go back inside.

I'm like, Well, I'm glad you came, sick lady. But Richard still hasn't come. I'm like, Well, I'm gonna finish it off. I have to come really quick.

Yeah, do your thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go ahead. So then I start to jerk off next to you, and you're like, and I want my, I want that cock. Now I wanna fuck you.

I know it's so hard. It just goes back to, well, we could have fucked the people, couldn't we have, if we just waited a little bit, we could have fucked the people. We just went to one giant circle and it all ended up with you getting fucked and me coming anyway, really good hot session though. I really came hard that night.

So thank you. I really enjoyed that. I think it was the perfect thing of what I needed minus the sickness part. I just felt bad because I know it was like a special trip.

Some friends of ours and I felt bad that I wasn't able to be there. Like I don't. Well, I think they understood. I wasn't my worry.

Whenever that happens, my only worry is I just have a 5% worry while I'm fucking you. Please don't throw up. Please don't throw up. Please don't throw up because you have ruined sex forever.

I will never, I will never be able to unsee you vomit on me, to be traumatic. I think it would be, but I also wouldn't you just pretend like, what if that was just how I came. It would be, no, it would be emotionally traumatic and you're like, oh yeah, come all over my chest, honey, and I would just what is wrong with you? I don't know.

I'm just saying like maybe you could twist it around, but I don't want no, it's just wrong, Lauren. You need help. That's what you need. You need help.

I'll let you. Alright, so where do we, where do we leave off? We were at Temptation, so we had banged the entire hotel for the win, for the win, including some staff, yeah, because for us again, hashtag sport and uh we banged everyone except for that one couple that we were with. So that the itinerary was complete.

Yeah, we, well, we had to can't sleep if I don't sleep with everybody. I don't get a new set of trading cards if we didn't bang them. That was the actual rule. And again, I'm assuming everyone goes into the lifestyle with this, with this in mind.

It's how everybody does it, right? It's what the whole thing is about. When I log on to these SDCs and these Cassidy's, I don't really look at the words, but it says logged on, and then there's numbers. I'm guessing those numbers are our score, right?

Yeah, like OnlyFans. Like my number is pretty high. I think I'm winning. I know we're at least in the top 0.00.

Uh, lucky for us there was one couple that was extending their stay in Mexico that was. Staying there and we found this out. They're moving their trip down to Playa del Carbon, so we stalked them because we learned from the best. That's what we do now.

Yeah, and uh we followed them down there and we had an amazing time with them and we are gonna talk about that in one of the upcoming episodes about perceptions of people and what you perceive and then usually so off base sometimes you have this image in your head of how they're gonna. Play and then you're like, oh, and it could go one way or the other. It's always fun and a refreshing reminder to be like, hey, go with the flow and don't preconceive your notions and how my special penis move that I'm going to get patented by the US Patent Office. I don't know how long a patent takes.

I probably, probably takes a week, 5 business days, yeah, probably, yeah, give or take a day with mail, 7 bucks or something, chipping and handling. Sounds reasonable. Yeah, stay tuned for that and uh we'll talk about those two and how I single-handedly enlightened their life. Also, don't forget to use Lauren's box.

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You're late. Get out there. Keep your eyes on that scoreboard and do what you gotta do. You know how to do it.

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