Ep. 58: How To Not Get What You're Expecting When Sexing

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All right, Lauren, here we are. We have started. Now usually I ask you. how you're doing, but I'm not gonna ask this time because I know it's miserable.

Life has been absolutely miserable, and we're gonna race through this episode, and I apologize to everybody. Being that this podcast is not about crisis, misery, and death, we don't have a lot to talk about this month. There's one thing that when crisis and life comes and hits you in the sack, what that brings is not a lot of sexy happines. Times so, uh, we, we have a, a little bit of a dry spell in that area and we apologize because we have to keep this one a little bit short and we actually can't even promise that there's gonna be another one next month.

Richard has to fly back and forth to the United States, leaving Lauren here alone in the house that we're not even supposed to be living in. So eventually we, we are moving out of here or you don't need to know our lives, but. This is gonna be a little bit different. We're gonna fly through some of the commercials that we usually do really quick, Laura, and how many rooms left in Antigua?

2 rooms left. They're hanging there like two really large sweaty testicles waiting to be comforted and held up like a jockstrap or a Speedo. Yeah, I thought you were gonna say hanging breast or hanging breasts, one or the other, whatever sex you are, whatever you're into. Two hanging breasts or two lovely.

Testicles. Come along with us, uh, clothing optional. I was gonna say heated pool. I don't know why that's that's an option.

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But we did promise a story that we had been. Teasing, I think in the past 3 episodes about perceptions that we had had with a couple and having the wrong perceptions and what we did wrong with that couple, not that they did anything wrong. Yeah, what we thought might happen with that couple, right? This is a couple that we had spent time with before, both at a takeover event.

We spent time with them at Temptation, very handsome. Couple, very beautiful souls and also just very attractive energy. Like I was immediately attracted to these two. First of all, she's like drop dead gorgeous.

I'm really attracted to her, but he's manly man guy, which immediately makes me want to do homoerotic stuff with him because it makes him, it makes it so uncomfortable that I immediately go into that direction. So that makes it more exciting for me. He also loves to talk about his work, and he's also a lover of human beings, which we bonded about. And you just can't get him to stop about his work and how much he loves people.

But y'all do have the same sick, twisted sense of humor. So yes, we do. So we bonded over that. We had a little dinner in Playa del Carmen or the beach of Carmen, and um, we, we wound up back at their place in Playa del Carmen.

They had this. Airbnb, which was gorgeous. I mean, when you walked in, it felt like kind of like a prison, but, well, because there were bars and, you know, it had a gate and a big key and you had to be sort of like a prison guard to get in, but whatever. But once you got into the place and you're in this very sexy mood, you immediately do what any couple does in a sexual situation you turn into a realtor.

You're like, how many bedrooms is this place? What is the square footage in here? Is this a, there's an upstairs deck as well? It's, it's very, it's a very odd thing you go through.

Oh my God, it's so true. If they did, they took us on a little, yeah, you go, you drop all the sex and flirting, and you're like, and utilities are included, or. So we take a tour of the place and uh I'm in love with it. In fact, there was this huge, huge outdoor deck and I don't think that they were into it as much, but like I was like I would have sex out here all the time.

My neighbors would know so much about me because it had the perfect amount of distance between buildings. That was like, I'm close to you, but I'm not that close to you. Too many gates with keys. Too many gates with keys, and it's kind of across the street, so you could see me fucking, but you don't ever have to know my name.

Maybe I'm buying cucumbers with you down the street, but you're not gonna say anything. You're not gonna say anything. I'm never gonna have to say good morning, Bob. I'm never gonna have to say that to you.

I may wave to you with a hard cock. That's, that's as far as our relationship is gonna go. I'm gonna be honest, after seeing those big decks and, and that attractive couple afterwards, I often fantasized about that night, more and more about that night that we would get a phone call saying that apartment is now available for rent. That would be amazing.

Yeah, we did ask what, how did you get this place again? Yeah, I, I don't know if it's weird, but you can call them and see if this is available to rent. Long term we'll do prepaid 2 years. I don't know if it's weird.

Did you bring lube, and, uh, if you get me the contact information about the Airbnb host, that'd be great. Just. This happened to be the couple that strapped me in particular and you to a cross at Sensation in November in Playa del Carmen, strapped us to a cross and beat the living hell out of us. Now we were in the playroom.

We had, uh, Saint Andrew's Cross, and to remind our loyal listeners, if you're just tuning in for the first time, don't know what took you so long, but to To bring you up to speed, strapped to a cross, and we had somebody flogging us while she stood in front of us and caressed us sweetly while he stood behind us and just beat the crap out of us, but in a loving way. Lauren went first and then he turned to me and said, Richard, do you want me to beat the crap out of you? I said, uh, I do. He said, All right, I'm not gonna rub your inner thigh, and I said, that's not fair, but fine.

So they did that forward to December, January, I don't know, 4 or 5 months, whatever it was. Now we had been under the impression that we're gonna hook up with this couple, go up to this again beautiful luxury condo that I would love to live in. If you're listening to this, you can reach out to us on our podcast and we can talk about numbers room 77life.com. We are open to a two year contract and uh, so we go up there.

And one of the things that she had wanted was a Yoni massage. She wanted the art of touch Yoni massage, and we're like, Oh my God, I did not bring my tools with me. Like I brought everything else except for the oil to do that. And usually that is in my grab bag, but I didn't, I did not bring that this time.

It wasn't in my Batman sex tool belt. They were like, I got a bottle of Lubriderm, and I'm like, Lubriderm. That will work, I guess it has to do. So we did our best with some Lubriderm.

We rubbed all over her body, and he just sat in a chair and sort of watched us caressing her body all over every inch of her back and front, teasing her, driving her absolutely insane. Now, the part where perception comes in is. We had been under the impression that, OK, the couple that strapped us to a cross is gonna bring us in, strap us down, and just beat the fucking crap out of us, and we're gonna have a lot of fun. Yeah, they're gonna be kinky.

They're gonna have stuff up their sleeve. We're not gonna know. It's just gonna be like we're gonna walk in this beautiful condo and yeah, where's your pop-up dungeon? You brought it with you, right?

It wasn't like that at all. They actually wound up being quite shy and not aggressive at all. Probably don't have the most experience in the world. I don't think we asked them, Hey, how many times have you played in your life?

I think we made a lot of assumptions and we had a lot of fun with them, but I think we expected, we put ourselves in a position of, OK, and where are your puppets go. Yeah, like starting with the beginning, it was like she wanted the art of touch. She said that out loud. And then, you know, I put on the mute.

I found the old playlist. I put it on and he was like, I want to watch you guys. You guys start. I'm going to sit here.

So again, it was like that thing of I know what I want. I'm telling you and we're like, OK, I'm going to fall in line with this. And then once it started, you know, progressing past that and he joined in, I just felt like they were still going to drive the boat and that wound up never happening. So what happens is you wind up in a stalemate and then you have to shift and you go, oh, I was wrong.

I made a wrong. Assumption they're not going to be aggressive in the bed, which by the way, can happen the complete opposite way as well. You meet the sweetest couple in the world, right? And you're like, oh my God, they're the sweetest couple in the world.

And then you get into bed with them and you're like, these people are fucking maniacs. It's happened to us before where people have been first-timers with us and we're like, holy shit, you're super swingers, and they spun, spun us in circles. Yeah, and you're like, take a beat, like take a breath for a second, relax, like you're going at a. 100 miles an hour right now.

So it can happen the other way as well. Usually your perceptions land somewhere in the middle. Yeah, I would say that unless you're creating some long drawn out story, I think it's, it's usually very in the middle and, and you kind of communicate along the way. But I think because we had such a strong introduction with them and, you know, a hardcore playroom session that we just assumed, so let's just take it back.

Succeed and let it be refreshing and go for the ride. Right? But this reminded me that it is important for you to never ever expect something out of a couple. While it is important to allow yourself to fantasize about another couple, and that's healthy, you can be like, oh, I want to have this fantasy.

Remember, what's important about that is, is to acknowledge what part of that fantasy is turning you on, because it's That part that is important with your partner, like what part of that is exhilarating? That is the most important part about it. And never assume that the other couple is there to fulfill your fantasy. Like they're not monkeys to be like, OK, this is, unless that's prepped like that.

But that's right. But is that, that is not someone's job to fulfill your fantasy. Like you say, Well, oh, they're, they're really goth. I have a vampire fantasy.

They're obviously gonna do that. I'm gonna hook up with this person. Who looks like a vampire. I have a vampire fantasy.

I'm gonna go into the bedroom and they're gonna be all vampirey. And then you get in there and that person lights candles and plays, uh, Michael Bolton, and you're like, what the fuck is this? He's like, I'm just, I'm about romance and really into kissing. I wanna kiss you all over your body for 20 minutes.

And you're like, no, you're into grunge and biting my neck. That's what you're into. Draw the blood people. And you're like, no, I'm into 80s, uh, romantic comedy movies and Robin Williams, stand-up comedy.

What, what did you, what gave you that idea? Your fucking pale skin and those weird fangs you're wearing. Oh yeah, there's just a look, man. Do you wanna listen to more Michael Bolton?

No, I don't wanna listen to more Michael Bolton. Judge me by my tattoos. Neil Sedaka. No, Kenny G.

No, you're so not a Kenny G guy. Bite my neck. Bite my ass, lady. Are we gonna make sweet love or not?

You don't make sweet love. You bite my neck and drink my blood. Ew, that's disgusting. I don't, yeah, I, I don't know, it's that's the one lesson that everyone should learn where you can go online to our school, hashtagschools out.

Uh, so that's one thing, and then I just wanna sum it up with this. I wanna sum it up with the Richard penis move that is being patented at this moment. It's uh can't be stopped. It's at a government office being patented right now.

My penis has a natural God-given curve to it, and what we discovered that night is that, while I may not be the most endowed human being in the world, God, if there is a God, he showed himself in my penis, and he. He curved my penis to prove his existence because he said, I will give you nothing, Richard, except this perfect curve in your penis. And what he did was he curved my penis. He didn't give me all the girth in the world.

He didn't give me all the length in the world, but what he did give me is he gave me the perfect, um, 38 degree arch, and he said, I'm gonna curve your penis upward in an arch almost. It's like a sex toy. Oh, I thought you were gonna say Noah. Noah's arch.

Oh, I wish my name was Noah. Why did you just say that? I don't know. I have to legally change my name now.

I think so. And that's the name of it, Noah's Arch. All right, well, don't change it if it requires resubmitting to the government because you know how long that process takes. So, uh, Richard's Arch, which is a working title now.

So Richard's arch comes up at about a 38 degree angle. I mean, we'll get instruments and measure it for the for the patent, but it comes up and what happens is when I had this lovely beautiful lady's vagina and I was thrusting forward and she was saying more, more, more, you're pleasing me like no other person has ever done before hit it right there, you're doing perfect. It's what I heard. Um I could, I can sometimes feel the head of my penis pushing up on top of the upper wall.

So where the clit is, right, right below the clit, which is where the G-spot is, right? You have to sort of do the G-spot in quotes because no one really knows if the G-spot exists. I mean, let's be honest, I'm not a doctor, but I did play one on TV once. So you know where the G spot is, it's in a spot up just about in right here doing it with my finger doing it right now with my finger right there.

It's right there, right, yeah, yeah, you can feel it. You can feel it with this motion that I'm doing, you're doing it fast. I sound like a duck. I'm trying to squirt, but I, I don't have any spit in my mouth.

So it's right there. You know what I'm doing, Listeners, you could see my fingers, what they're doing. So yeah, so my penis is, is shaped like that, right? She, when you're thrusting, you can feel it hitting.

I can feel it. I can feel it. And she was arching her body up, making it the perfect angle. I mean, we should have been filmed, honestly, I think NASA could have used the footage for some.

Like she was taking her G-spot and just putting it straight on replacing it honestly like Elon Musk's Falcon was docking into ISS. Yeah, it was dock. It was like the perfect synchronized. It was just perfectness, right?

And I could feel it. She could feel it and everybody could feel it, everyone at headquarters. Now here's the thing. She was coming nonstop.

Oh nonstop. Here's the problem. I had no idea she was coming nonstop. No fucking idea.

I know no one did except her freaking husband who didn't really voice it either. No one did. I get finished and I'm like, Yeah, no, no, come, come, comes up, come, comes up. Well, no, come came out, but coming comes up and She says, I came a lot.

I'm like, I'm sorry, what? She's like, Yeah, I, I came, I came a lot. I'm like, no one told me. No one, no one said, Oh my God, I'm coming, I'm coming.

No one made those motions. And I was like, Well, why didn't you tell me that? Because I could have came right at any point. I could have came.

This is, by the way, when we're downstairs in that beautiful, gorgeous open floor plan living room. Room and lovely situated kitchenette. Um, when we're sitting there and they tell me this, I'm like, I wanted to come all over your beautiful boobs. I mean some of the most beautiful tits you've ever seen in your life.

All I wanted to do was come all over your tits. I know, and I love watching you stroke at the end and come on people. So she says, we'll do it right now. I want, it's 3 o'clock in the morning.

You want me to just get undressed, whip out my cock, and just do it now? Well, she was like, Oh, I wish you did. I love that. I love when people come on my tits, and we're like, What?

Why are you withholding that information and telling us now at 3 a.m.? 49% of my body was like, Do it. I said to you, I was like, Rip your cock out, baby. 49% of my 49.9.

9% of my body was like whip out your cock and come on those titties. Do it right now, whip out your cock and come on those titties. Get out on that beautiful gorgeous outside deck and do it now. Do it now.

And the other 51% was like, Richard, you have to, you come, you're gonna be exhausted and you have to get in that car and you have to drive home, motherfucker. You still have to get out outside of this penitentiary. And you have no way out of here because he's the key master. So God knows how this ends.

Uh, so that's the, that's the other thing. So I had put out there on our Patreon site when we catcall thing that, uh, if you wanna try the Richard penis move, ring me up, you know what I mean? Uh, there's a few things that come with that, uh. I may not want anything to do with you.

So, you're gonna have to get ready yourself, which means pleasuring yourself until you're fully wet, putting yourself on an ottoman and placing yourself in a position where you are ready, and uh I will come over to you and I will enter you when I'm ready. This shit cracks me up. I will show you what it feels like. You will demonstrate the move.

I will demonstrate the move. You will allow them to feel your penis. Yes. And then, and then hopefully soon this will be available in stores worldwide, soon, soon, maybe by Christmas.

Richard's Arch. So much better if it was Noah. Yeah, uh, so, so that's it. Uh, listen, if you want more of us, please make it over to patreon.com/room77 where we have Telegram and what else do we have?

We have the cat calls that we were just talking about where it's video, video calls of us. Tonight we have game night, actually, we're doing the newlywed game or the let's not get divorced game. We're playing that with everybody tonight. We have workshops, discounts to all of our takeovers and trips.

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We want you to go over and listen to them, look them up, where do they find them? What are their names? Tell them everything. You can find them.

Social media at Gypsy and a Gentleman, Twitter is gypsy and a gent, and their website is the same gypsy and a gentleman. Everything is gypsy and a gentleman. Just Google it and you'll fall all over them. And we find these two really wonderful and funny and bright.

These two are beginners in the lifestyle, not old and washed up like us. This particular story is Rick who went off. To retire out of the military, went up to see a few friends up north and wound up first time playing without his wife ever that she wound up playing wing woman. It was like a virtual thousands of miles away, wound up making this hookup happen.

It's a really hot, funny story. Take a listen to that. Take a listen to them. You won't be sorry.

No, I've already gotten the Airbnb. So you get into your Airbnb and tell me about what happened when you got in there. Ant infestation, a stinging ant infestation. And what's what sucks about it is that it, it was a nice neighborhood.

It was a nice house. It was the whole, you know, almost the whole basement. You know, it was, it was set up really nice, you know, all to myself. And I go, I lay down on the bed and I start texting you, and there's an ant on the bed and there's another ant on the bed.

I was like, what the fuck? So I immediately was like, you should go back. And I was like, yeah, I don't want to. I'll just look for another Airbnb.

And I asked you, I said, is it OK if I just ask them if they are willing to play and what like you, I said, no, you didn't say no. I said no. I, yeah, go back and check the messages. I said, no, I don't want you to do that.

I didn't want there to be pressure on them. And I also didn't want to feel awkward knowing they said no. So I just was like, complete avoidance, complete awkward, shy, stay out of it. I don't want you to ask him.

Let's just let it be. You know, it was a fun, friendly night. I was trying so hard to find the message because it wasn't like a hard and fast. Oh my God, no, please don't do that.

Like it seemed like a, I don't want to inconvenience them to stay up there again. I don't want you to necessarily ask if they'd be willing to play because of what you just said. And so I was like, OK, what if I just private message her? And then if it's no, no harm, no foul, we can pretend that the message is just not, it didn't happen.

I'm pretty sure my response, you said, do you want me to message to see if they'd be willing to do it? I said, no, I don't want it to be awkward. OK, so anyways. I apparently in my head took it to mean that you did want me to ask, and I would just tell you later that that means yes.

Yeah, crap, I feel like a shithead now. No, you were upping your wingman game. I had to up my wingman winging woman game. Yes.

So what I did was I messaged her. I reached out and messaged her and I said, I am super awkward. I have no idea how to initiate anything. I'm not trying to put any pressure or weirdness or anything on anything right now.

Um, but would you and your husband be willing to play with Rick? And then I held my breath. Well, and first I said, I was like, please, if, if the answer is no, no hard feelings, nothing, we, you know, it's all, it's all cool. Uh, pretend this message is going to self-destruct and we'll all just pretend it never happened.

And don't tell Rick. So, I like held my breath. I still hadn't told you that I asked because I didn't want you to feel any kind of way. You were still actually looking for an Airbnb at that point.

And so then, uh, I got a message back from her like 3 minutes later saying, oh my gosh, this is the best message I've received all weekend. Hell yes. And I was like, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

And so I messaged you and I said, um, so yeah, hey, Rick, I asked her and she said, hell yes. And you're like, what, what do you mean? What did she say? Like, I think you called me.

I might have. Yeah. So what did you think? Because my brain was like, WTF exclamation point.

Were you mad at me? No, I wasn't. I wasn't mad. It was just the opposite of what I asked you not to do.

And but now, but after the response, I was like, well, fuck yeah, gypsy. Hell yeah, this is awesome. Oh my gosh. So then we had a little bit of a back and forth about whether we had ever done anything like that before.

And you know, how I was feeling about that because she really wanted to make sure I was really OK. And I'm 100% OK. Like I like even just thinking about it right now, I'm getting a little hot and bothered. Um, are you wearing a bra?

No. Excellent. Why don't you take your shirt off? Maybe I will.

So then you decided I put in the group chat. I was like, I think that Rick should take advantage of your hospitality and just drive right back, given the fact that he has ants as bedfellows right now. So you go back. What happens?

Like, tell me about the mood when you went in the door and now knowing everybody on the same page that sex is on is potentially in the cards. It was the same. It was totally the same. It was the same.

I walked back in. I was like, hey, long time no see. Thanks for, thanks for letting me stay another night. I need to go to the bathroom.

I just got done driving. So how did it come up? Like it just seems so awkward to me. Let me, OK, no, it's, it's good.

Let me, let me set the mood here. So the first night we went out, they, we walked down to a little restaurant and bar, had, had food and um a couple of drinks. Through conversation, they came to realize that I'm very awkward out in public and it makes me uncomfortable being around a lot of people or whatever and she was like, damn it, Rick, I wish you had told me that we could have just ordered food at the house and stayed in. I'm like, no, no, this is good, this is good.

The exposure therapy. That's right. We're all about the exposure therapy we are. And so the second night that's what we did.

We ordered food. They, they ordered from a pizzeria and so the conversation was again just friendly banter back and forth talking normal stuff, um, and then we did start talking a little bit about lifestyle stuff and, and, and sexy stuff and it was the husband. Who broached the subject finally, he's the one that just pulled the curtain back and was like, let's fucking talk about this. And yeah, and so as soon as he was like, so let's, uh, why don't we talk about the elephant in the room?

And I was like, Thank God I don't have to fucking be the one to be like, so, you know, are you guys gonna let me have sex with your wife or what? Like, I don't know how this shit works. So, OK, so, yeah, the fog is lifted. Now we're all on the same page.

We're actually talking about the sexy stuff. We really just kind of talked about any kind of rules, of course, and then he kind of opened up and, He said that he plays with other couples as the 3rd. So he goes with married couples and he goes and plays with them as the 3rd. So he has experience with that.

So that had to have helped a little bit kind of guide you guys in the right direction. And we were popping all kinds of cherries that night because it turns out, 1, I've never played with anybody outside of you. 2, they've never played with. Another male before together.

And 3, they've never played at home together. Oh my gosh. So it was just like, pop pop pop pop. It's a good night, you know, um, so he kind of explains it, um, kind of what happens when he goes with other couples, and how he and the other wife will kind of, kind of start things off and the other husband will kind of just give him space to kind of get things flowing.

And so that's kind of how it started. She just asked me. Would you feel comfortable going upstairs with me alone? And I was like, sure, no, no, I'm scared right now.

No, because no, like now we're on the dance floor, you know, and I don't, I don't dance regularly, but this kind of dance floor, I know my way around, so I'm like, yeah, let's, let's, let's go. So we went upstairs and the husband took care of some stuff downstairs for a few minutes while she and I. Started getting acquainted through, you know, kissing and touching and stripping clothes off. OK, OK, great.

So now I now I want all the juicy details. So I don't know anything. I knew a little bit about the conversation leading up to actually getting upstairs. I knew that the husband initiated some things kind of guided you, but then after this, I really don't know anything.

Other than like just like snapshots quite literally of what happened later. Um, so now I want all the juicy details, um, and as fair warning to you and to the listener, I'm probably gonna be over here touching myself. So, you know, if you're shopping in a grocery store or driving, now you've you've just consider yourself warned. Like with that warning, should we take our clothes off?

Is that where this is going? Yeah, I'm going to. OK, well I'll leave that up to you. So I'll just stay.

I'll just stay the way I am. OK, so how did it, so you said now you're upstairs with her, it's just you two. So how did it, how did it kick off? Like tell me what, what happened first, and I'm, I'm gonna take off my pants.

Uh, we went upstairs, we went into the bedroom and um we just started kissing. At this point we're fully clothed and. Um, just kind of touching and Gypsy's, uh, now not wearing any pants. Oh, she's taken her panties off.

I think my penis might be starting to move and so we started kissing and it didn't take maybe 60 seconds and she kind of pulled away from me and then just took her clothes off within a matter of 3 seconds, just wop wop wop, they were gone. I was like, oh my gosh, I should probably do the same thing. I should say so. And so I did.

I took off all my clothes and then we started kissing some more and touching and squeezing and grabbing and, um, at this point, her husband walks in and he strips down like he's a pro. He walks in, strips down, picks up a phone. I think he took a couple snapshots of that at that point. And um then she just kind of dropped down and started sucking on my cock.

Oh, I was going to ask, I am so wet, just even from just here right now, like so wet and Gypsy's rubbing on her pussy right now, just so everybody knows. So, uh, did you go down on her? Well, let me get to it. OK, OK.

So. She's going down on me. She's got this cute little, almost squint in her eyes. Like I would say that it's a good description to call them fuck me eyes.

Oh my God. And she she's a beautiful woman. I forgot to mention this. So she takes off her clothes and she's just beautiful perky tits, perfect nipples, proportioned perfectly tight ass.

She's, I mean, she's a beautiful woman and I'll get to that later about how lucky I felt. Afterwards and thinking about it and talking about it afterwards. Um, so this, she's fucking gorgeous. And so she's sucking on me and she, you know, she kind of looks up every once in a while.

I'm just like, oh fuck, she is hot. Um, and so I, uh, after a few minutes, I kind of just reached down and pull her up and, and ask her to lay on the bed. That's when I kind of hover over her and kind of lick her nipples and kiss her body a little bit and then I go down on her and I start licking her pussy and it's a gorgeous pussy. I mean, it's, it's just one of those pussies that's pink in all the right places and just it was just a good looking pussy and.

Um, she tasted fucking great. So I, I started finger too. Like she, she starts moaning and I, I, I start fingering her as well, and um, she has an orgasm and she's like kind of, she, it's one of those orgasms where she kind of like pulls away like, OK, who, who, you know, I'm like, oh shit. I was like, is that OK?

Like she's like, oh, that's fine. No, no, that's good. It's good. And then she rolls over on her hands and knees and she starts sucking her husband's cock and she's sideways across the bed.

He's standing at the edge of the bed and so she flips over and gets on her hands and knees and starts sucking on his cock. And I was like, OK, what do I do now? And I'm like, you know, I'm going to go back and bite her ass a little bit, you know, or, you know, whatever. And so I go around to the backside and.

Uh, I start, I rubber pussy from the backside a little bit and give it a couple little nibble bites and squeezes and At that point, he looks at me and he says, Hey, Rick, do you need, do you need a condom? And I was like, Oh shit, we're at that point already. I don't want to go backwards and ruin the mood for you. Oh, I don't think you could ruin the mood for me right now.

OK, so they order food. We're downstairs, back downstairs. We've rewound. We're talking about they're ordering food.

I'm like, OK, so if anything's going to happen, we're going to wait till the food gets here and eat and then no, they were professionals. They're like, all right, the delivery says it'll be here in about an hour. You guys want to go upstairs? And I was like, oh fuck.

So that's why in my head I'm like, oh shit, we're already here, we're the condom already. All right, let's do this. He reaches over, gives me a condom. I left mine down in my, my bag in the other room downstairs.

And uh I put on a condom and I start fucking her doggy style. She's got one of those pussies that's it's got a little grip grippy pussy so like when you pull out you can just see it. Oh my gosh, it was fucking beautiful and of course this is my first experience with another guy and just a girl so you know he's on one end of her and I'm on the other and it's just fucking sexy as shit. She's got a great ass again, beautiful woman.

I just go. I, I do her doggy style for, for a little while and um there's a couple of times I had to slow down a bit, you know, because I was like, oh my God, I'm gonna fucking come like I'm not gonna let it happen that quick. So I had to slowed down a little bit and then I just got to a point where like she's moaning and I was like, oh my God, I'm so fucking turned on right now. I'm, I cannot hold.

I don't know if I'm gonna be able to hold off much longer, you know, and. Um, and so I, my, I found my voice finally and I said, hey, I, I'm gonna come. Is that OK? And she's like, Yes, I want you to come.

And it was a fucking immediate when she said, I want you to come. My balls were like, yep, we're doing this. And I just fucking yanked off the condom and kind of hunched over and fucking squirted all over her back and. Um, This is where it sort of gets comical.

OK, before we get to comical, I think that you should come over here and lick my pussy. Yes, ma'am. That's what I think should happen because I am so incredibly, so incredibly turned on. Uh, you keep that microphone right by your mouth.

right. All right, Lauren, I have to go. Literally when people are listening to this, I will be on an airplane, so I just want everybody to know that actually I don't know because people probably won't be listening to this all at the exact same time that I am on an airplane, but I am going to pretend that everyone that listens to this is going to listen to it at the exact same time. So while I'm on an airplane.

I'm gonna pretend that everyone is listening, and I'm gonna say to everyone, yes, pronounce it airplane. Would you like more peanuts? Thank you, ma'am. I'm fine, um.

Do you want to apply for this credit card? I just wanted to say thanks and Anna Delve told me to say thank you to everyone who came out and supported the new limited edition Bikini Addiction because it was the biggest selling, hottest selling, fastest selling bikini. I, I couldn't have done it without you guys. We couldn't have done it without you.

So thank you everyone who's been posting photos on our Facebook group and Telegram, and I love it. It looks so good. You broke records, right? I did.

We all did. Great job. Everybody knows VIP is the way to go. What do they use?

Where do they go if they want to get those sexy Bikini Addiction bikinis? Go to bikinidiction.com and use promo code room 77. It supports us and you get 10% off too. Um, when I get back, it will be, uh, it may be due for.

podcast and uh the truth is, is I I I I I don't know if I'll have it in me. Well, you have to come back almost immediately do the virtual workshop. We're gonna be doing a workshop. Yeah, I don't think I'm doing that.

Yeah, you have to, and I don't even, I'm like keep reminding myself, don't pack the links. Yeah, yeah, I, I think, uh, I think I'm done. Yeah, no, I think I'm done. I think I'm done.

I would like everyone, this this is my new plan, if everybody can go along. If I could get just 100,000 people to join Patreon for 2 months. Right. And then they can quit.

And then we just shut down room 77 and everybody goes on their way and everybody's happy, but that you can still replay. You can, yeah, everybody's happy. They don't have to hear me go on and on. They get to get on with their lives.

We're still available. We'll be on the swing set if they wanna fuck. They come down to Mexico and they're like, Hey, we remember you from the podcast. Do you wanna fuck?

And we're like, Sure, we're still on for that. I just, I just can't do that shit anymore. And they're like, Yeah, we get it, man. Totally hear you.

Show me that Richard Arch. I'd be like, get on the ottoman. Let's do this. Alright y'all, uh, well, maybe hear from us next month or the next.

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