Ep. 59: How To Beat The Meet & Greet

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we have started. That is not the face I wanted to see as soon as we started. You look sourpuss. That's the only way I could describe it.

What happened? My ear. Oh, that makes no sense. I'm glad you set us all straight.

It was the pressure from the microphone like. Ears doing weird things. That does make sense. Every time we record, we do pressurize at about the 7000 ft level just for the comfort of the entire crew and sometimes the closest exit can be behind you.

How are you? Back again. Here we are again, Richard. Here we are.

We have to, uh, well, I have to apologize. We are a little bit late with everything. We're a little bit behind. Are you pregnant?

Uh, maybe. I don't know. It's possible. I am late with our material.

I don't have a great excuse other than my father's dead. So if you want to judge me for that, go right ahead. And here's another thing, my mother also dead. So I have dead parents, and if you want to judge me for that, go right ahead, but that's why we are late.

Also, now that I have no parents, I am adoptable, I think. I'm not saying be anyone's dependent. Yeah, I'm just saying I don't think that, uh, uh, it wasn't possible before. I'm just saying maybe now there's less paperwork and like, uh, what do they call him in the football now you're, I'm a free agent, you know, there's not gonna be a pesky parent.

It's gonna be like, he's mine, he's mine. You can't have him. Free and clear. So you want me, he said, I'm a free agent.

Yeah, so here, we're back. And the good news is, uh, Antigua sold out. We are on a waiting list now, and one of the questions that we constantly get is, Richard, Lauren, uh, you wanna fuck? But that is, that is not the actual question that we get.

Uh, the other question that we get is, uh, we get really nervous when we meet people. We go out, we get really anxiety ridden. We just have a problem with them. We get nervous.

I think I'm probably the queen of social anxiety, and people think that I'm not. They think I'm outgoing and extroverted. I'm like, no, I'm, I really have social anxiety, right? You look like a professional socialite from afar, but living with you, I know you're, uh, mental.

Thanks, but, but it is. The case that most people feel like this. Most people do get riddled with anxiety when they have to meet people. So what we wanted to do is take this opportunity for a lot of people.

We took some, uh, some questions, some scenarios from, uh, Gypsy and Rick from Gypsy and a Gentleman podcast, and we heard their input because they're new and they get anxiety ridden, right, because they're just gentle flowers. Well, yeah, and she's extra shy, so she is extra shy and she. Smart. Smart people shouldn't really be that shy because I feel like they should always have something to talk about because they're smart, but then dumb people should be shy because they really don't have a lot to talk about, but it's usually the opposite.

The dumb ones are not shy at all. They won't shut up. They don't shut up. The smart ones don't really talk, and they have a plethora of words in their vocabulary.

They have knowledge. They know what's going on in the world, current events, right? It's just complete opposite. Look at me.

I don't shut up. So what we wanted to do is we wanted to try to make it less stressful for those of you out there who do have this sort of anxiety. We do at least have this experience, and that is working at desire. We had to get into a pool 4 days a week, jump into a pool with hundreds of strangers, and start with, hello, how are you?

Nice to meet you. Uh, for 3 straight years, which was not the easiest thing to do in the world. It gives me anxiety going back in there. Like every week it was a reset.

If there is a hell, by the way, uh, our partner Kat, this would be her hell. Like Cat, you're going to hell, and, and she would say, what is hell? It's a party where you have to socialize with people. Yeah, she should have worshiped the Lord.

You just have to go. You're at a cocktail party and you're always gonna be meeting people. You're forced to just socialize with people every day. There's no hiding spots or rooms.

Every time, yeah, every time you go around a bust of art, there's someone waiting there with a drink going, Hi, how are you? What's your name? And you have to wear a tag that says, hello, my name is Kat. I can't hear that, but we are gonna give you the trick.

There is a trick that I feel like people don't know about that I think that we learned from being there that we're gonna tell you at the very end, and that's how we keep you tuned in. That's right. That's how we keep all of our listener tuned in until the end. That's the trick.

People don't know it. It goes all the way back to the broadcasting days. So we're gonna cover it all, you know, whether you are at a local meet and greet, whether you're go out on a date, we're gonna do some scenarios that. House parties, clubs, resorts, whether they're clothing optional or clothing parties or I don't know, lifestyle vacations, vacation lifestyles it doesn't really matter.

It's, it's sort of all the same. People get nervous wherever you are. We all get nervous, right? This is what we do.

We are creatures of habit. What we do, we use the physical outside world. It is the go to. It is the first thing that we do in the world.

What do you mean by use the physical? like, uh, lean on stuff. No, what I mean by that is whatever world it is, it's, oh my God, I love your shoes. Oh, OK, OK, right, right, right.

That's a, that's a really cool watch. I got, I got one of those at home. I also don't know why my voice goes this low when I talk about watches. Apparently I think it's really cool and manly to talk about watches, but my voice goes down into this register.

I could also talk about tiaras in this voice, and it stays exactly the same, bro. That's a really hot tiara. I think it's Tiara, bro, that's a really hot tiara. That's a great stripper name actually.

Yeah, Tiara to the stage, Tiara center stage. That's next, Tiara. But yeah, we do, we do do that. I'm, I'm super guilty of that.

And if it's not something that they're wearing, I'm, I comment on their eyes or their smile or something and I say stop it. Don't do it. Try not to do it at least this is one of the things that's great about clothing optional resorts. You strip away everything you get into this pool and you are buck ass naked and there is a.

Nothing on your body and what people start to chip away at is amazing. They will find anything that is clinging to your body to comment on. Anything, any piece of jewelry, anything that is clinging to your body, they will bring up as an icebreaker. Tattoos, another big one, like, yeah, tattoos you can't hide, uh, and this was.

The big thing with uh yellow bracelets when they started using yellow bracelets at desire like they were like oh newbies, huh? And it was like, oh man, that's so awkward. Like it was just like it became an icebreaker that nobody really wanted to talk about but at the same time, at least it was an icebreaker and it helped some people. I did go through a phase where people would give me hats.

So I'd always wear a baseball hat, right, to cover my bald head. And like people would be like, oh, Cubs fan, huh? And I'm like, no, I, I'm just, uh, just a hat. And they're like, yeah, game got interesting with Cleveland last night, huh?

And I'm like, now again, this is just, don't talk to me about baseball because honestly, it's just, it's gonna be just gibberish to me it's just, uh, it's just a gift. Just to cover, cover my bald head, literally talk to me about anything else, it'd be great. And then I turn to you and I'm like, I really need a new hat. I have to get a new hat.

But I say like stay, stay away from that because it is something that it's an opener, but it ends very quickly. This was something that I had a story about like, oh my God, my dead grandmother had something just like that great icebreaker. It's always great. Grandmothers in a naked pool is something you always want to bring up.

Try to get that super sexy dick. Yeah, you're like, Oh, my grandma was so sexy. Oh God, set of tits on her saggy man. Oh my God, so saggy.

That creepy skin was awesome. Oh, creepy. Like, can some preserves, man. I don't know what your grandma was canning.

They made homemade wine. True story. My grandfather did make wine. Yeah, mine did too, but my, uh, grandfather died of diabetes because of it.

Oh really? Yeah, that's the end of that story, and I think mine died of smoking. Oh, this is a really uplifting, this is a great podcast great podcast. What's the name of episode 59?

Death. Meeting people in death. OK, so someone says, I love your short hair, and you say, Oh my God, thank you. I love anal.

How do you respond? Uh, in the pool? No, I mean, I love anal in the pool. That's, that's, that's my response.

OK. I'm like, yeah, how would you respond in the pool? I just told you I love anal in the pool. Great, let's start.

Let's do it. I mean, we're gonna need a shit ton of loop for this, but let's try it. Uh, but this is what theme nights are great for. People love theme nights, and one of the things I don't think they subconsciously understand why they love theme nights so much, it's because they're such great icebreakers.

Theme nights are great for the lifestyle because, one, they make everybody come out of their shell and make everybody feel ridiculous in an otherwise ridiculous world. Right, people come out into the world where we're breaking down a lot of walls already and we're coming out with this attitude of I give zero fucks. But one of the things that really works about theme nights and the lifestyle, it gives the opportunity of conversations to start, whether you're holding a prop, whether you're wearing something, whether you have something. There are so many different things to talk about because.

They're on your person or because you have them with you. Unlike so many other social situations in life, there are so many things to just walk up to somebody and talk about. Uh, lifestyle people keep doing them. It's working for me.

All right, so what can you do if you're not gonna do that? Exactly? What can you do? Well, I'm good at in-person stuff, but when it comes, I thought you were gonna say impersonations.

Give me a great Bill Clinton, go. Richard Nixon, hit me. Total sidetrack. What was I saying?

Oh, I'm good at in person stuff, but I am not good at the websites and the and the other stuff. I mean, I'm good at Facebook, but when you're in person, I think that we used to flirt a lot together. But, but I do know that I'm also more daring in terms of just going up to strangers than you are. One of the things that You do what we do is eavesdropping, as horrible as it sounds, it's a great tactic to use when you're in groups.

eavesdropping is great. I don't know if it's called eavesdropping. Well it's, it is a little bit. I mean, you, you have to do a little bit of eavesdropping to get into a conversation, not something that's like, I don't think that now's the right time to buy.

Well, I think it is the right time to buy. Excuse me, we're having, we're having a private conversation about buying a home right now. Not that kind of eavesdropping. Yeah, like approaching a group and you kind of stand there with your drink for a little bit you're walking by and someone's talking about a song or they're talking about like a theme night or whatever.

Don't be afraid to comment on someone's comment. So eavesdropping is a great way. It is a great way. It's a great way.

You have to listen, yeah, find a rhythm that you can jump in and join. But what about ways to Talk to people that you want to talk to that you're that you're interested in. How do you approach that couple, that couple that is by themselves, not talking to anybody? They're the, they're the most difficult couple to talk to.

They're in a corner. They're not talking to anybody. They seem nice, but they're not really, they're not talking. So I don't know what to do.

The answer is just to walk right up to them and say, Hi, how are you? Hi. How are you? Easy.

And just see what they do. Hi, how are you? What are your names? I'm Lauren.

I'm, I'm Lauren and Richard. So then what is the second question, because this is what Gypsy had asked. It's like, do you just start running through the basics because how long have you been the lifestyle? How long have you been a lifestyle?

Where are you from? What's your Social Security number? What's your first pet? Where'd you go on vacation?

I'm stealing your identity. Like this is, this is what it feels like. All right, Lauren, we hate to interrupt this wonderful, beautiful, positive podcast, but we have to for these commercial breaks because this podcast is sponsored by all of you. This is what gets us through life.

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So, uh, it's very difficult to not ask where are you from, because at least it is a basic question to start from. But I would take that question and then try to jump from that first question, taking that question, and finding something in your brain that reminds you of something. Something, anything that relates to what they just said. So if I say hi, how are you, and they say, let's do a little role play.

Thank you. All right, I want to be more specific. Which role are you for the listener? Which role are you playing?

I'm gonna play myself. Who's approaching who? Uh, you're gonna approach me because I don't know what your idea was for the second thing. And so you're quiet.

I'm, I'm approaching you, OK. Well, there's music on, right? I'm sorry, I was having a sip of my margarita. Oh, I thought you were smoking pot.

I can't smoke in the middle of the party. There, there's my conversation opener, lady, you can't smoke that right here. You're gonna get arrested. What the fuck?

Do you wanna go to my room and smoke that? Boom, done though. That's a great example. Bam, she's mine.

Nailed her. We did anal. Who's next? Easy.

All right, back to my margarita. Hi, hi. What's your name? Lauren?

You're gonna use your real name. Can't you come up with a different name? I mean, this is the worst roleplay ever. Um, hi.

Hey, what's your name? Peacock. What? I mean, where's the nick is that your last name?

It's my nickname from college. How did you get the name Peacock? I have to hear this story. Well, there you go.

See, and you're in a conversation. All right, all righty, done. OK, I'm gonna approach you. OK, OK.

Hey, yo, what's up? I know you were so cool. Do people still use the word yo? Yeah, they use the word yo.

Oh, OK. You could approach me again. OK, how's it going? What's up, yo?

It. I'm good. I'm good. I just wanted to come over and say hi.

You guys look like you are chilling, maybe ready for some more sunscreen or something. We're inside, so that's really weird. Oh yeah, I put you by the pool again. Well.

I'm just really careful about it's like 8 o'clock at night we're in a ballroom super weird. No, I just, I have a thing with. Hey, how's it going? Do you know Peacock?

She's fucking ridiculous. She's weird, right? Yeah, she won't stop talking to people. She talks to everybody anyway.

She's hanging out with that couple that smokes pot everywhere. I can't. Oh God, try somebody else. Come on, you haven't picked up anybody.

I know. Hey, how's it going? Hi, hi. Sorry, I just touched my boob.

Can you focus? I, that was my pickup line. All right, hi, I'm good. Hi, I didn't ask you.

Shit, I really suck at this. I have so much anxiety just from doing the play, play acting. My hands are flop sweating just from the social anxiety of play acting. I was just gonna try to make it a little more difficult for you so you could try to pick me up or pick us up.

Me and Sally here, see if you could actually break down some sort of social wall. OK, OK. Hi. Hi, hi.

Oh, we almost talked at the same time. I know it's so weird. I do that all the time because I get nervous talking to people. Yeah, I know it's hard to talk.

Um, my husband's getting a drink. Do you guys need anything? Oh, which one is he? The hot one.

Yeah. No, it's so it's great to meet you guys. I just. Oh, well, that's OK.

You don't have to be swingers. We soft swap sometimes, but that's about it. I'm not judging you and your swappage. I don't really know.

I don't, we don't really like the word swingers. Yeah, no one does. So that's why no one uses that word really because everyone thinks it's old fashioned and whatever. We're glad you're at the party.

It's nice to. So how long have you, you and your husband, how long have you been in the lifestyle for like 20 years. Wow, yeah, we're really a long time. All right.

Like, so do you do mostly like, like female female stuff, or do you do like, because we're just like looking for a female? Oh, OK. Well, yeah. There's lots of females here.

I mean, it's hard to pick up just a female at a couples oriented thing, but there are certain guys who like to watch their lady do stuff. So yeah, we just like we were hoping to find a unicorn. Oh, yeah. All right, well, I'm going to go help my husband carry drinks, um.

So would you like wanna, if we go to the playroom, would you, would you be into joining us or no, because we don't play separately, but I'm sure there are others out there. Oh, we don't play separately either. We play together as well, like her and I. Yeah, that's great.

So you would play not without my husband. Oh, you met you. Guys don't play separately, right? Oh yeah.

Oh, because we're not. I'm not really a unicorn. I'm just a wife, part of a couple, you know, we're doing our couple and you guys don't do like hall passes or anything like, no, I don't. I'm sorry.

I, he's calling me, so I'm gonna go help. That's so weird because I didn't hear anything. Yeah, well, we have. It's like a sound we make this.

It's nice meeting you guys. This is my favorite song. See you later. OK, that was awkward.

That was really awkward. It is though, but that was, that was really awkward. And I mean, I made that really hard. Yeah, you did, and, and they weren't even that hot.

They're definitely like not very nice. No, they weren't nice. I offered them a drink. This is like their first event.

If I were to give any pointers, I would just say like, talk about general stuff before you vomit out your lifestyle preference. The one of the because I. I wanted to say some of the things of things that you don't want to do, things that you don't want to do, things that you don't want to do, reverse compliments. What's a reverse compliment?

Maybe I'm thinking of reciprocal. Usually I hate guys with bald heads, but you, that looks great on you. Uh, you look so your wrinkles look so distinguished. You carry your weight really well.

Like, like men or women both said, you have the greatest small tits I've ever seen. This always makes you feel awkward. Like people think they're giving you a compliment, but you're like, can't you just say tits. Right.

Why do you have to qualify it with what size they are? I'm so into small tits. Oh my God, I love your small tits. Great.

Can't you just say tits? I love your tits. Yeah, isn't that I'm gonna know automatically. I already know they're small.

I'm gonna know that you're referring to my small tits, right? The other thing that you want to be really be careful. Love is jokes and innuendos. If you are not interested in someone, not interested, be careful about what you joke about.

Be careful about your innuendos. One of my biggest problems, one of your biggest problems, people would say something like, uh, well, I'm really hungry, and you'd be like, Well, you can eat me, and I'd be like, honey, stop it. You can't put yourself out to everybody because he really thinks he's gonna have sex with you now and I'm like you're like, I'm just joking, and you're like, not to him. And make sure that you aren't leading on the, the wrong couple, but make sure that you are leading on the, the right couple and make sure that you're.

Taking the correct clue. Here's where the trick comes up, because Gypsy asked, how do I transition? She always asked the question, what is the way to transition into, I've met the couple, I've asked them, now I want to get into play. How do I do that?

You know, you got to put yourself in in different situations. So where are you? Are you in the ballroom or are you in the pool? And what, what is it?

Are we talking right now? Is there a playroom right off to the side, or is this 2 hours away? Is this 2 days away? I don't know.

Well, it's a huge difference. All of this is a huge difference whether you're, you're in a one night situation or whether you're on a vacation because You, you have that more time. Yeah, these are all really different questions for different scenarios. What we usually do is we use humor a lot.

We will usually take a scenario and embed or, or put ourselves in a scenario like what we would like to do. Yeah, what we would like to do is blank, not necessarily putting them in the scenario, but what we would like to do is blank, like go have, um, some afternoon sex and then maybe take a nap before dinner and hopefully they say, oh well, we would totally be down for that. We would love to join you or you say, if, if there is a playroom, we're gonna go off to the playroom. And have some fun.

Uh, if you guys need us, we'll be right in there. Would you say if you guys are interested, come join? Yeah, we're gonna go in there and play. You're welcome to join us.

Welcome to join us. You're welcome to watch. You're welcome to applaud if you have brought numbers with you. You're welcome to hold up numbers, whatever you wanna do.

Water, Gatorade, if you have that. I need to stay hydrated. Um, if this is something that's like 1 day away or 2 days away, you really have to start putting out subtle scenarios out there of, I would like it to see my partner blank. I would love to see, I would love to see her go down on you.

Yes, boom. What if you said, but you would say that to the man. Or the woman, like I would love to see that mouth around my cock. Seeing you two together is a beautiful sight, but you have to take those clues.

You may get no reaction. If there's no reaction, then there's no interest. Move the fuck on. Yeah, but whatever your clues are, make them come from an honest place.

That's part of what the innuendo thing goes with. Right, if you're getting no reaction from your innuendos, you're getting no reaction from your jokes, you're getting no reaction from your scenarios that you're building, like, wow, I'd really love to take it from behind while I'm, while I'm getting one in front, and they're like, have you guys seen a menu around here? That's probably a sign they're not interested. So we're gonna do the catamaran.

Yes, yeah, sorry, I'm texting my mom right now. Like, these are probably signs like, oh, they're, they're just not into us. So you, you know, there, there's a lot more to than, than assume, well, it's just, you know, there's a transition I, I'm missing the, the clues here. You may be just missing the big clue that maybe they're not interested.

I would just say, keep talking about your fantasies. I don't care if you've actually done these fantasies before and they're not even fantasies anymore. Lie. Lie.

Bring them up again. I would love to see my husband get a blowjob. Just say it. Say anything.

I would love it to see, to, to watch that. Yeah, well, you've never seen it from this person, so it is honest. Exactly. It's not that much of a lie, but you're, you're coming from an honest place, always positive reinforce with if they come back with something like, Well, I think, I think we could help with that.

I would love it if you would help. Reinforce their reinforcement because remember, everybody's vulnerable. Everybody here is putting themselves out there on a limb like, oh, I'm gonna put myself out there. I'm not sure I'm gonna put myself out there.

Always be reinforcing. Always be letting everybody know, hey, there's a net here, don't worry. People aren't in the habit of saying, hey, back off, lady, we're not fucking interested, you ugly whore. It's not really gonna happen.

It's not gonna happen. They're gonna be very, very subtle with letting you down. A lot of people, maybe that's the next episode, is like people don't know how to say no. People don't know how to take the hint, you know.

I take hints very, very too well to the point where I'm like, oh, I thought it was a no. I, I. But you use humor and it's funny and it lightens the situation and then you can you blinked your left eye. I thought that was a no.

I just, I moved on. You didn't seem interested. I don't know. I don't want to bother you.

So the trick after 5 hours of podcasting is don't go into these parties, a house party or an event or a takeover, whatever it is. Don't go into any of these things with the attitude that it is someone else's party or someone else's date or. Someone else's event, go into these situations like it is, you're the host and it is your job to greet every single person there. Now you may not be able to accomplish that, right?

You're gonna make an effort to try to say hi, in a way, welcome to every single person in this place. I'm gonna try to talk to everybody, not everybody that I'm interested in. I'm just gonna try to talk to everybody. Whoever I'm interested in, that will organically happen.

I agree. Yeah, that's a really good piece of advice, Richard. So that will organically happen because here. Here's what's happening in these situations.

If you go into a place and you're not talking to everybody there, people are watching you. They don't want to talk to people who aren't talking to people. You look unapproachable. People don't want to talk to couples who aren't talking to each other.

You want to talk to your partner as much as you can. If, if you're very social with your partner, you become a more approachable person. If you're one of those couples who are just, you're both individually just staring at a wall, for instance, I'll put you back at your pool. One person is reading a book, the other person is.

Staring at his phone, it's very hard. Those are 22 different worlds, right? It's, it's impossible. You want the couple engaged together almost as one person, right?

Having a drink, talking, very different than two people that are living in totally different worlds. They're not even at that pool anymore. They're not even there, right? And that gives off a vibe of whether they're assuming it or not.

Those people don't want to be bothered. I'm not gonna bother them. They don't look rude. I just don't want to bother them, right?

Now, the other thing that does. It makes you approachable to everybody else. It, when you're talking to everybody in the party, everybody's watching you talk to everybody in the party, and it lifts that feeling for everybody else is, oh, that's less anxiety for me. They're approachable people.

Therefore, I can approach them and it's gonna be safe. Those people over there are safe to approach. I can talk to them. I can tell they're nice because they're talking to everybody else.

So now I've taken one for the entire party and I've taken one for the team. And I've lifted a little bit of anxiety for everyone. You're welcome. You're welcome, everyone.

You can approach us and we will not bite your heads off. And just think if everyone in the party did that, if everyone in the party did that, all of our insecurities would be, it would be so much easier for me to go to parties. It would be. Now the last question is here is like, what if you're talking to someone and you're like, you know what, I thought I was into these people, and I'm not, and I want to have sex with somebody else because this happens all the time where you're like, uh.

I don't want to have sex with these people anymore and you're stuck because those are the only people you decide, you decided to talk to. Think about how much easier it is if you talk to 10 other couples in that room, how many outs you have to be able to go, Hold on one second, or have you met Rob and you just introduce them and then go move on to the next people and you say, fuck off, you two, have fun. You assholes are meant for each other. As opposed to, I put all of my eggs in this basket.

I'm, I walked over. You're the only people I spoke to. You turned out to be complete douchebags, and I have no one else here. Yikes.

Now I have to go crawl back into a corner and go back to talking to absolutely no one. There is a lot of benefits of being that social butterfly. There is a risk. What's the risk?

You are going to take on that risk of people thinking that you're interested in everybody, and that's the risk that you're gonna have to take on. So you're gonna have to learn how to turn down sex. You're gonna have to learn to let people down. Like, I'm not interested in you, right?

You have to have sort of a, a strong boundary and know what your boundaries. You have to have to do that balancing act of having fun, being social, and walking that lineup. I'm having fun, but I'm not fucking everybody. here, go in there and try to get into that mentality of I'm going to try to be social with as many people as I can here tonight, not just I'm going to be social with only the people that I want to fuck here tonight because that's where you get I think I wanna fuck.

I think I wanna fuck because that's where you pigeonhole. That's where the anxiety comes from. It's a lot of pressure to think I am only going to. I'm gonna scan the crowd, find out who I'm attracted to.

I'm gonna bet that they're nice people, and then I'm gonna get up the guts. I'm gonna try to start a conversation, and then I'm gonna try to get down their pants, as opposed to going into a party, trying to socialize with everybody and just see what happens, see what happens organically, and if the right couple is there, then it would happen organically anyway, right? All of you, stop it. Stop hiding in a corner hunting like a fucking lion in, in the bushes, waiting for that injured impala to come by with a martini.

And a broken toenail, an attack. Like just, you know, be the, be the host. That, that is, that's the tip. It's your party, bitches.

Yeah, I really feel that if someone told me this like 15 years ago, I would have had a lot fewer experiences of anxiety. Well, you're welcome. And it's a little late, Richard. Well, I'm sorry.

Sorry I had to wait this long. Sorry to figure this out the hard way. Anyway, tell us how you do. Uh, good luck out there.

I hope you get laid. Yeah, and maybe you'll have more than enough than just one person for the evening that you're just like, I can't juggle all of these nice people. That I want to have sex with, that's one party. I'm gonna have to take your number and we're gonna have to meet up at another time.

So I was so nice to everybody. Do us one favor when people thank you and they're giving you compliments, when you're getting dressed, OK, dead serious, I want you to look them straight in the eye and I want you to say I learned it by listening to Room 77. I learned it by watching you. I love it.

And then there can be like some scrambled eggs or not scrambled eggs, some eggs fried Lawrence, your brain is scrambled eggs. All right, Richard and Peacock out. The minute that I met Before we move on, I wanted to mention Bikini Addiction. We love them.

They love us. They help us pay the bills. They have this special going on that Lauren was supposed to tell you all about, but she got a little distracted this month and didn't do her homework because she was watching the Johnny Depp trial. I'm just interested.

No, you're, it's affecting our lives. You're obsessed and it's become unhealthy. So I am going to try to do this. Hopefully I, I'll get it right.

If, if I don't just. Feel free to just jump in. OK, just tell me if I didn't get it. So Bikini Addiction has these amazing bikini binders that keep all your cool hot bikinis organized so they don't get lost like single socks in a dryer.

Uh, usually they sell them for $25 but now you can get them for $20 when you put in promo code room 77. Yeah, great job, honey. Now tell them when it's available. You can get them now through the end of spring.

Objection leading. OK, now through the end of May. Can you describe it for the jury? Jury, I read that it has a lot of pockets.

Objection. Hearsay. OK. It has 18 pockets for the bikinis and then it has 2 large pockets for whatever else you may need to carry.

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I think we taught everybody how you can meet them. I don't think anybody should have any problems now, to be honest. I think everybody should be able to meet everybody. I think we answered every question.

I think if you follow our roleplaying, at least you'll be laughing along the way. I don't know if you'll pick up people, but I thought our roleplaying was very realistic. I did love it. I think that now that you have this information inside of you, there is no excuse for you to not go to your next.

Event and not know everybody because now you have it inside of you and our whole point is to get somebody inside of you or get inside of someone and it all works like that like the circle of life except in this case without the pregnancy hopefully unless that's what you're going for and then but that's a whole different sort of I'm I'm not judging you yeah, I mean, hey, I mean that's not really a lifestyle thing that's more of a cult thing. And that's cool too. I mean, yeah, if you're in the cults, that's what you're into. Yeah, we could do a different podcast on culting.

I mean, the next podcast I heard people want, and I say heard because the people on Patreon already heard what they want is they want to hear the nos. How do you say no? How do you hear no? I'm not interested in you.

I think we should do it. No, thank you, sir. I do not want that. I have to ask you this as a woman, do you ever find yourself in a situation where you're like, I would have sex with just your penis, like if that was possible.

Because there are a lot of times in a male mentality where men, and this is, I feel like, specific to men, where men could very much be like, I'll have sex with your vagina. Yeah, no, I don't, I'm not necessarily attracted to a penis. I'm attracted to the person and their mind and their sense of humor and like all that stuff. The penis is just a way to play.

I've brought this up before. I've seen it in a piece of porn, and I'm, I'm fascinated by it. It's a little room. With little drapes over it right where only, only the torso is sticking out, right?

So I want you to imagine for the women, well, yeah, so I want you to imagine just the legs are sticking out almost like the magician saw, saw the lady in half trick, right? I want you to picture that trick except she's naked and her vagina is exposed. OK, X-rated magician, love it. OK.

All right, so that's just sitting out there, right? You got a bunch of vaginas, OK. You go up there, you just stick your cock in there and just fuck up. Whatever one you think is prettiest.

I, I don't think there are many men. If they walk into a room with a hard cock, they're like, Well, let's go stick it in. I don't think there are many men who would have a problem with that. Now, does it work the same way with women if they see a wall, right, like a glory hole, right?

So it's just holes in the wall. It's just hard cocks sitting there. Do you just be like, Oh, I'm gonna use that one? I don't, I mean, let's just save this for the next podcast.

I don't know if I ever, if I could fuck on a glory hole wall. That's not the point. You're missing the whole. It's not about.

The logistics. It's not about the, the movement of it. I'm talking about like I it's just becoming a long outro. I'm just asking you a question.

OK, next podcast. All right, everyone, if you want to travel anywhere, especially to those clothing optional places where you can have sex with other people, make sure to go to, uh, room 77life.com and click on Lauren's box. Travel in her box, use her box, get in her box and crawl around. Get in my box and it'll take you to message me.

That's what it does. Go to the website and find. Our secret Facebook travel group, which is on what page? It's on the travel page or the contact us page.

It's on a lot of pages. I'm gonna put it on all the sidebars, which you want to get in because it has a lot of cool pictures in there of all the parties that are going on at all the resorts and our places and stuff like that. And don't forget to join Patreon because we need that and all the other stuff that we want you to do and with us. And thanks for listening.

And I ran out of stuff to say. Alright, we'll talk at you next time. Say goodbye, Lauren. Bye everybody.

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