Ep. 64: How To MMMF 'N FL

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Now we do what we love work, party, and play in the middle of paradise. Now we want to share the fun that we get to have every day. Come to room 77. Let's play.

All right, Lauren, we've started. We're doing a few things new. Uh, one, we're recording too late and you have a stuffy nose. Yeah, and I got a little stuffy nose because I have the sick.

Oh my God, I forgot about that show. In this episode we are going to talk about some group sexual escapades, namely a MMMFF or a male male male female female. Hopefully we'll move up to a M M M M M M MFF. Encounter.

This is where we all try to put our our cocks in one hole. It is like a group of guys playing golf but all teeing off at the same time trying to get a hole in one. Uh, we also tried a new drug. I want a new drug, uh, one that makes me hard.

No, we did try another new drug, uh, new drug, one that made us high. Uh, now, I, we, we try not to, uh, we're trying to ease back on the drug thing because a lot of people like, hey, uh, listen to your podcast. I tried crack. And we're like, no, stop it.

We're not advocating drug use. We're just telling you our lives and, and, you know, we, we got to a point where we're like, hey, uh, we're old, uh. We might as well try it. Might as well do it with our dicks in our hands, right?

Oh my God, I'm not gonna overdose. But if you did, you might as well do it in a room full of hot naked people. That's true, because at least the medic arrives and goes, they did it right, you know what I mean? They went out the right way.

I went on. Hey Jennifer, I wanna go out like this. She's like, Can you just start the CPR, please? They're not dead yet.

He's like, just take a photo though, but seriously, start the compressions, Kevin. Jesus. And zip up your pants. You're not invited to this party.

You're goddamn on call. So yeah, but it was, uh, not naming the drug, but it is, I believe, Bill Cosby's drug of choice. It's been around for a while, little hint for you there, and it was, it was quite fun. I also took the drug that makes you really, really hard.

I injected that into my penis. I can't believe you did that again. It's awesome, very, very different experiences. It makes your penis into Iron Man.

In fact, that's what they should make the label. Of the drug is just a penis with the Iron Man suit on. Yeah, especially with the helmet. If you get the helmet to open up when you come, that would be like the trick.

If you could put that ad on TV. I see that in Asia somewhere where like the copyright infringement doesn't matter. Sorry, Marvel don't care. They wouldn't give a shit.

It would be Iron Man in a suit, right? He gets injected, your penis turns into Iron Man, and then when it comes, the little head helmet, Tony Stark comes out, vomits come. Although it'd be pixelated if it was in Asia, and lastly we're also gonna tell you why, why I'm retiring. Richard's retiring.

Yeah, we're also gonna get into that why, uh, room 77 is moving into room 77 Silver Cocoon Care, which is an open-minded assisted living facility for seniors and palliative care. It is, it's, it's something that we're gonna move into because we, we've done it all and, uh, it is a lifestyle friendly living facility. I mean, they aren't they all anyway? They are, but we're gonna, we're gonna promote it with the slogan Room 77 cocoon Care leave coming.

I love this slogan so much. I'm starting t-shirts now. Yeah, it's trademarked. Me and my friend Ed came up with that earlier in the week.

We'll be right back. Patreon.com/room77. Did I say it right? Oh, good, go me.

Make sure to go over there, as you can probably tell, we're not too smart. We use Patreon as one of our main sources of income. We try to keep this podcast fun and fast-paced and free and entertaining as possible. I know it seems fun, but it is honestly a pain in the ass.

Asshole. We do our best to keep these stupid ads short, uh, but they are necessary to do what we do. So help us keep it up. Where do they go, Lauren?

Go to patreon.com/room77, get brainwashed and come support us for as little as $2 or you can give us more, and we give you stuff back. You get lots of hot pictures, a Telegram group, other stuff. I don't know what all that stuff is, but you get stuff. Yeah, it's like you want to get the dirty stuff, you gotta go over there.

Yeah, and you get to talk to all the other Patreon people. Yeah, that's actually a really nice part. But before we get back to the regularly scheduled program, who are the people that helped us keep it up? Thanks to Jay, Tim, Dane, Dustin, Denise, Joe, Darren, Mark, Andy, Lily, Jason, Heather, Dean, Brian, Brenda, and Jeff, Beauty and a Beard, Captain Jay, Ryan, Xander 18, Michael, RNA sexy, Steven, Crispy, HS, K and J 802, Bill and Nathan.

Thank you for allowing me to keep it up. A new rule also here, which you're already doing wrong, uh, because of a technical glitch. New rule in the room 77 studios is make sure to pick up your feet when you're recording audio, otherwise it creates a little hum. So if you could just do that, thank you so much till we get the sound, yeah, till we get the.

Sound engineers in here and we can ground the building. I was gonna say, do the sound engineers know how to ground Mexico because I think that's half the problem. I don't know. Just for now, just record with your feet up and that's how we're gonna solve the problem.

So how are you? How is your life? We have a very exciting show in store for you. I have a little bit of anxiety.

I'm not gonna lie. I have a lot of anxiety. I'm a little bit flop sweaty. This is all based on episode 29, which took place, I think, 2 years ago back when the back when the show was called Room 77 and a Pizza Place.

And uh yeah we were met by two people. Yeah, we, we took the listener on a date with us, yeah, and they traveled from I think like Toronto, Canada, and they traveled all the way to Mexico. We went on a date with them and we recorded it. You should go listen to the episode.

It's episode 29 and originally the original title was called I think Molly and the Hoho Train, and now it's called, uh, episode 29. I don't know what it's called now, but the title changed, and it's about us going to temptation. We talked to a bunch of people. We re-listened to it.

Yeah, it's like how to do drugs and use toys or use drugs and toys or something. I don't know. If you're gonna save any of these for the kids, this is the one. So we're gonna replay the date now 2 years later, but we're gonna go visit them.

Here's the, the little condition change. We're not traveling to Toronto. Oh, it's cold there. Yeah, we're gonna meet them in Florida.

That sounds way better. Yeah, a shorter flight still stays warm. That's about as far as we'll go. And there is a secret fifth person that the possibilities of you actually getting airtight are very, very high this trip, and that's been something that we've been trying to do for quite some time.

Tell me why you're anxious. But one, traveling and even though we have, we've seen them since at at one of the events. Just we don't really go on vacation with people and we're gonna be sharing a place. So besides the fact that I'm traveling and leaving my safe space, I feel like going and sharing a space even with friends is, uh, makes me nervous.

I'm not worried about those things at all. Oh, I am. I'm not like traveling with you is the easiest thing. In the world, that's, you're the only person I would travel with.

My travel, travel companions, like I won't travel. I'll get you a vest. Yeah, get me a leash and put me on a leash and just put like a sexy vest, like maybe out a pleather. Yeah, I can't travel without her.

She's my travel companion. Now I say to people, don't pet her right now. She's working. How do you smell that bag?

Smell that man. She does an array of things pointing to this man. I'm sorry, sir. It's a coincidence that she loves doggy style.

I am nervous for different reasons. When they came to us, uh, if you listen, if you go back and listen to episode 29, you'll realize that they were very, very new. They told us, hey, we just got into the lifestyle when they showed up here, and they had. Contacted us like 3 months before they got here.

It was like, so when you contacted us, you got into a lifestyle. So they really hadn't had any experience at all. Cut to 2 years later, and I'm not kidding here. I mean, you know, I'm just gonna tell our listener, they've become like the Serena Williams and Tom Brady of swinging.

I mean, am I right? Am I right? Yeah, they're just, um, they always like text and they're like, yeah, we just had this weekend of, and how many couples, yeah, it's many, many, many parties and orgies and just it's like constant sex, drugs and rock and roll and orgies and I'm like you have so surpassed us and, and then they still like. Reach out and they're like, hey, can you guys give us a little advice?

They're like, we, we're asking you for advice. How did you do it? We bend the knee to you. Now we go back to, to, to Florida and I feel like they're gonna be like, what, what?

It was so much better two years ago. I'm curious if you think we've been doing this for what, like 22 years or something. A long time. OK, how can it's like we've done it so long it's not like it's riding a bike.

It's not like how much you do of it in a short period of time we're gonna step right back into it and that's what I don't understand like why you get nervous about that. Um, I mean, I'm nervous for a few reasons. I, I've, I've become a chronic premature ejaculator. I don't practice enough.

That's the, that's the problem, you know. I'm just becoming like I'm getting lazy. It's like, uh, that's not good. Well, it doesn't me, don't be lazy.

Yeah, I know. I get lazy, you know, they're, they're coming at me like going fuck all night and I'm like, I, we need naps. That's my first condition. Well, maybe start with other things like you start with oral on and you're more of a giver, so you're, I think you missed the part where I said I'm lazy.

It's literally the first thing I said. You're right, I'm not a good listener. I totally. You know, I, I've gotten lazy in our, in our years, especially doing this in, in, in, in the podcast years because it's just been, it's been a mix of, of work and lifestyle, and the two sort of get intercombined, and, uh, I'll tell you, the, the way to really tarnish the lifestyle is just make it a job.

That is, that is so sexy. It's what everybody should do. Don't do it, people. Please don't do it.

Don't, don't do a podcast. Don't. Well, I'm excited about this vibe because I, I like sometimes being able to fulfill fantasies, right? It's, it's kind of premeditated a little bit and they're in a safe space with people who are really good people.

And it's like, it's not like you're trying to wing it like I'm a premature ejaculator and it's gonna this party is gonna be crazy and we're gonna end up in a 29 person orgy and I'm gonna not know what to do. It's like this is a little. More organized I feel, and I like, I like that. I wouldn't put it past him though.

People show up and they're like, and this is Kevin and Joe and Steve. End up with this. One of the things we are going to do, I think, maybe, put a big fat maybe on this, is, uh, this spring or summer we may be in Toronto at a party for everybody. It's a possibility, and maybe you'll meet these people.

You don't know. You don't know our lives. The other thing that we are going to do is we're gonna videotape some of this, these shenanigans that happen. Full penetration, I might add, and again, we'll put that up on the Patreon.

Well, not on the Patreon because they'll take us down. You will be able to have access if you give us money, right? That's how it works, yeah, and the, the OnlyFans too, maybe. I don't know.

We, we gotta start that up, see if it's still running. I think it needs oil for sure. Yeah, we'll change the filters. I have no problem with that.

Yeah, so we'll see what happens, but we're gonna do what we did in 29. We're gonna check in via our very, uh, high tech microphone. Let me get it out here, turn it on. Hold on.

Let me check to see if it's working, and I am going to start recording now, and I am going to fade. Into this side and see if it's working. Check 123, so you'll notice the quality on this and the quality on this are probably almost identical. I feel like you're doing a YouTube video.

I'm doing an unboxing. You are. This is straight up to my face and this is 5 inches from my face. D I levitating off the floor.

Yeah, I'm not grounded. I don't think I need to be with this device. It's just cool. Because it's my phone and uh that's, that's the microphone we're gonna be using.

Awesome. Are, are we gonna do anything like we've described the setup? Are we gonna talk about like tonight that tonight is the night before. It is a little late for us to record and we leave tomorrow.

You always feel like that. Last sleep. And tomorrow we'll be on our way and then we'll be in Miami meeting our people and we'll probably pick up as we, as we run into them. We'll check it.

I know already they're gonna be like, hey, what's up? Let's fuck. I smell like an airplane. Do they know my rules?

I don't think they do. I already texted them. I, I gotta text them again I'd be like, uh, don't say hello. Let's fuck.

Yeah, like, uh, I'm kind of excited we're taking an Uber because I, I feel like if it was them picking us up, it would be like, huh, you, you're blowing me in the jeep in the back. Yeah, totally do it in the back seat. Yeah, and I cannot do anything until I am completely showered after an airplane. It is all right, well, we'll check in a little bit later and then, uh, in, in a week or so we'll be back here.

I wanna put my feet down. All right, you can put your feet down, unground yourself or ground yourself, whatever makes the hut. All right, so here we are in the airport. Hold on.

Hold for the health requirement. Uh cooperation. You're welcome. Uh, it just says we're all gonna die.

So here we are about to leave. I already got one photo with a titty. Yeah, they already picked up the car and. Sent a topless photo in the back of the jeep.

So your prophecy about getting said jeep and getting picked and getting molested was pretty accurate. Yes, I know them. I know them well. All right, so how are you feeling so far in the in the airport?

I am really relieved we have made it through the security with all of our documents, and I figured whatever we don't have, we can just buy there. Yeah, I already realized that I forgot a belt and uh something cozy and warm, which I forgot those two things, so I don't know. I, I may buy a poncho before we leave. The other thing is that I always notice when I come to the airport is we are the palest human beings living in Mexico.

When they're leaving Cancun, not only are they really, really tan, everyone seems to find the craziest hats to wear home that they will never ever wear again. It's vacation hats, vacation hats, yeah, it's a vacation hat. It's a good feeling is that make people go, I'm going on vacation. I wear fucking hats now.

That's what I do, yeah, Dave, in accounting. Why are you doing that? Dave wouldn't wear that to work. They'd be like, Dave, what's up with the fucking straw hat?

Did you retire? What are you? No, I just got back from vacation. OK, well then keep it on vacation, Dave.

Alright, Lauren, feet up off the ground. Uh, we are back. I have to start off by saying this. You're on a pillow.

I'm on a pillow. I'm grounded. But you said I couldn't put mine on the dog bed. I don't know if the dog bed's grounded.

This is foam rated just today. I had it tested. OK, good. How are you doing?

Well, I'm a little under the weather, but I'm, I'm in a very good, good mood. Good. That's really, that's great news. I am telling you that I am retiring from swinging.

So yes, that this last trip did it. I'm done, I'm finished. I did everything. You've accomplished everything.

I did everything. I mean, you didn't because we tried, but we'll get into that for a second. We, uh, we set this thing up. We have some interviews that we did on the fly, came back, we, we realized we have a lot of, a lot of information, a lot of interviews, a lot of information, a lot of stuff, right?

And we had, so we had to break this thing into two parts. There's a lot of information that is useful for, uh, everyone out there, and we need people to know this stuff so that they too will do better in their group sex situations and in their nude beaching. So in this first section, get credits, uh, 2 semester. #teach's pet.

Wait, sorry, I messed that up. So it's the teacher's pet pet. Yeah, it's a new thing. OK, it's cute.

What it's what you could do. I love it. In the first one, obviously we're gonna talk about airtight and then and sexing, and then in the next one we're gonna talk about more group sexing, how and all about nude beaching, yeah, because it's an art, Lauren. So we're gonna leave those parts for the for the part two, which will come out in early next blah blah blah.

As soon as as soon as I get it edited and I can finish this flirtation takeover crap, we're back now. I thought I gave it some thought. I've done everything. I feel like I've done everything.

I don't know, little people, some people call them midgets. I don't. I call them little people. I said I don't call them midgets because that's wrong.

No, but you brought it up as a thing. I'm saying, but to do them if you want to have sex with little people, you should call them little people, not say I have sex with midgets as a swinger, right, as a swinger. I haven't done that yet. I have not had sex with little people.

I've had sex with little people, but not people that are little enough that can apply for a disability. Well, actually, I don't know. Some people may, may have been pretty petite. But anyway, how's your vagina, because you got, you got really, really, you got, you had a lot of penises in you.

Well, we tried to put a lot of penises in you, and again we're gonna get to that. Uh, there's some, some winning and some failing and, uh, some drugs and some, a lot of, a lot of water and some sickness and famine, adventure. And uh suntans, just so many things that we have to get through this very, very quickly and in a very, very sexy way. I don't want to deprive the person of that.

I want to tell you how sexy it was, but I also want to tell you how awkward we are, and I also want to tell you how efficient we are. So we show up. I enjoyed our Uber driver, uh, you know why? Because he didn't talk to us and his and his car was really clean.

So we show up, they come down as a threesome. Remember, there's, there's 3 people there. And she, as always, looks like a sex goddess. He looks like an Avenger.

And, and the third also looks like an underwear model. Uh, we go up that first day, immediately we see the place. Uh, the place is beautiful. They had rented a really beautiful Airbnb.

I was like at the condo, a pie, just really well done. They had just finished, I think, having some sort of sexual encounter which we actually waited for downstairs and we're like, oh no, oh no, we're gonna get raped as soon as we go upstairs. So that's it. So the first thing we do is we get in there and we record, we're like, this is, you know, this is what we did last time, got them.

Right out of the gate, really. All right, so it's been 2 years since you had us sexually. Have we changed much since then? Absolutely nothing.

Are you no experience whatsoever. It was, we were traumatized from 2 years ago. I never can see you nonsense. Are you, are you expecting more this time or less?

Please say less. Please say less, less. Yeah, please say, please say less. I mean, I'm expecting more because now you guys are, you're veterans, right?

You know a lot more. I've seen the photos, so you can't lie. Quite frankly, we're both scared shitless of you both now. In the last recording we did, we said we, we met them when they were amateurs, and in the last two years, they've become the Tom Brady.

And, and, and, and the Serena and the Serena Williams of the swinging world, they're like total pros now. So we also said that there's a mystery person here that we're not going to reveal. Surprise Surprise. So that's going to spice things up possibly a little bit, and maybe we'll get into that later.

But just to let everybody know, we haven't been naked yet, but we did hear that the sexing has started. We were like, we just arrived and they're like, OK, we'll be right down. I'm just finishing suck. I'm like, oh my God, already?

Yeah, but the place is gorgeous. We're on the, I don't know, 1,000th floor, and we're overlooking all of, uh, Florida, I think, 15 Bays, yeah, and it's gorgeous. It's beautiful. It's just a very, very nice, sexy feel, right?

All right, well, we'll check back in later. First of all, they're amazing cooks, right? So they went shopping, they got a bunch of groceries, right? And they said, we're going to cook every night.

No need to even leave. Which I'm like, I love that because I'm an agoraphobic at heart. Like just put me in my put me in my, yeah, put my, put me in my little spot. Tell me you don't have to leave.

Great. And that sex is on the table and good good food and internet connection. I'm awesome. Just leave me alone.

So, uh, so they had done all the shopping and everything, and she's like, we're gonna cook steak tonight. Uh, I'm thinking tonight's gonna go, you know, a little bit of talking, a little bit of staking, and then a little bit of. Right, as it does usually after steak. What happens is, uh, because Richard can't not fuck things up, um, so I have this thing.

I've been, I've had migraines all my life, but I've almost made it one year, almost one total year. In fact, it might, might be one year that I hadn't, I, I, I didn't get a migraine because I started taking this new magic pill. I don't even know what it's called. Hold on, Topermamato.

Every time I see it, I do toperamato misto robato, yeah, maybe in Spanish. It is, yeah, toromamato mister so I don't know what that is in English. It stops my migraines. So, but the thing for, for my migraines anyway, the triggers for my migraines are hunger, like when I don't eat, stress, and 1000 thoughts in my head at the same time.

I have this thing where I don't like to eat. Eat in new spaces that I'm sharing. So I will rather volunteer to starve to death than to ask for food. So I, and you're not a plane eater either.

Like you don't like to eat in the plane with the, I don't know if it's germs or what, but you're like, it's not germs, it's it's just like, what are they going to give me? I don't know how to eat on a plane. I don't know what the what the process is anymore. It just seems so odd to me now.

They just sort of throw a bag of. Pretzels at your head now and they're on their way. It's so fast. It's like it's, it's like a drive-by of pretzels.

Oh my God, that's the best snack drive-by. They just throw shit at you and you're like, what the hell is that? Oh God, I just got hit with pretzels. I guess that's all I'm offered.

So I don't really know how it works anymore, so I don't eat on a place. So anyway, we were probably like 12 hours in with no food or something. Obviously I'm tired because of everything that's going on and I'm having the thoughts. Going on in my head, I got 1000 thoughts going through my head and boom, I get my first migraine.

It wasn't a strong one, but it was enough to like, uh, make me screw me up. So I try to play it off like nothing. I'm like, oh no, it's nothing. It's easy.

You played it off so well. I didn't even really know you had one, so I was just like, oh, OK, he's just gonna go rest his head. I'm just gonna talk talk. I'm just gonna talk.

I'm just gonna go lay down in the other room, shut my eyes for just like a second, and I'm in the other room. I'm like I'm gonna die and no one's in here to take care of me, uh, so I come back into the other room. I put on a fresh face, redo my foundation, a little, put on some lips, and, uh, I come back inside and I, we eat, it's delicious. Oh my God, yeah, great.

Well, we don't get steaks here. They even commented like, I can't believe how much steak you're eating, and I'm like, oh my God, they think I'm a big fat pig. I'll never get it again because everybody knows in Mexico cows are sacred, so. I think that's it, yeah.

Oh, whatever. So I go through dinner and I'm just, what happens after a migraine is I get really, really tired like, and I feel like I was hit by a truck. So needless to say, as far as playing goes that night, I am not in a state of mind to really go at it. Like I just feel like I'm gonna follow.

It's just it, right? But no one had really explained that to them. I certainly didn't because I, you know, I was just like, uh. Well, it's been established you don't care about me because you already didn't come to the room, so they, I, it was up to me at that point to explain it to them.

I was taking care of the visiting with the friends that invited us to go on vacation part of things because you bailed. So I was like, all right, I'll stay here and hold down the, uh, medical emergency bail, but OK, you go. I'm gonna take a nap in my head while I was dying in the other room. Uh, so I said, but before we go to bed, let's just recap what's happening right now for everybody so we know where we stand with the sex and the day tomorrow.

What do you see tomorrow looking like? Breakfast? No, we're sleeping in. Sleep in, no breakfast, starve to death.

All right, after that, all right, tomorrow, do you see it? What's the weather like tomorrow? Do you know? Uh, have you checked the weather?

Yes. What's it looking like? Partly sunny in the morning, sunny from 11 to like 1500, OK, and then storms. Not many people are on military time, so that's going to be.

For everybody that's, for anybody that's listening, it's 3 o'clock, 3 o'clock, everyone. From 3 o'clock, it's gonna be cloudy from here. But if you walk, if you walk 3 clicks, if you walk. 3 mics south we may catch some sun.

Are you working out tomorrow? Yes. Which body part? Uh, well, the buttocks is always my favorite.

Let's work out buttocks together. I'm gonna start working out tomorrow. You promise. I promise.

I'm gonna start with buttocks. All right, you better. We'll do breasts and buttocks. I don't need breasts.

Thank you. You don't. Your breasts are fantastic. Well, thank you.

Don't touch them. I'll do that. We're gonna work. We're gonna do some stretching.

You do some work there. I've noticed that you can't open up your hips enough. Yes, I do have tight hips. All right, so we will open up those hips.

Do you see sex happening tomorrow? Yes, that was, I just want you to give that a little more thought. We're doing it tomorrow. Yes, OK.

You just handle the weather. Military and get us to 1800. You're such an asshole. All right, so the next day.

I decide I'm not gonna go to the gym. Because, but we get some work done. We're still working on flirtation, the takeover. Let them go to the gym, make sure they're gonna look hot for tonight and puffed up and in shape and tight and taut.

Uh, we're old, we, you know, they can work around us. It's Sort of raining all day and we go to Target. We're gonna get some clothes, some clothing. I, yeah, I gotta get my belt.

I gotta get my cozy shirt. We got some food. They're great cooks. I was very happy.

They, they can be on our staff if we ever can afford a staff. Um, but, uh, so that night, right, is the first night of play. She cooks, they cook, I shouldn't say she because they all cooked as a team, right? And they cooked a beautiful salmon every night.

I felt like I was in a cooking show. I was like, I started taking pictures. Yeah, beautiful crust on this. Yeah, I was like Gordon Ramsay all of a sudden just telling how delicious their dish was, how great the plating was, amazing.

I put her on a cooking show. I was like, you win, and uh. So, but I, I kind of eat light that night because I know I'm gonna fuck tonight and I wanna have sex with these people. They're, they're all incredibly beautiful.

We're in a beautiful place. Uh, your head's feeling good. Your head's feeling better. I'm still a little bit wonky, but I'm feeling a lot better.

They bring up, hey, you wanna do some drugs, and we're like, unbelievable, unbelievable. You look at us and that's what you think, and I say to you, yes, we will do those drugs. Um, because we trust them. We take the furniture that's in the second bedroom, we make a giant playroom in the other bedroom, right?

Well, they start doing it. They're like, I mean, I don't even know, I was showering or something. I come back. They have lights on.

They have black lights. They have ceiling strobies. They have porn is put on the giant TV. Two twin beds are laid out, and then they have pillows all around the edges.

Of the king bed with the two extra beds, so it's like two king beds, pillows all around, lubes, toys, like I'm not kidding when you said they are professionals, it was a pro setup. Yeah, they're like a traveling events show. Like they, like they just come out of a van and just put everything together, yeah, like a circus. It's like and everything's set up and you're ready to go and everything's there.

Everybody sort of takes a shower. I'm not gonna talk about the type of drugs, but we were under the influence of a certain type of drug, and uh we're all feeling pretty good, pretty good time. And then my friend, the host, says, uh, hey buddy, listen, since we're in a group situation, maybe you may want to uh try to put a needle in your dick and uh do the thing where you stay hard all night. And the last time I did this.

freaked out and I got very, very scared my penis was gonna fall off, basically. I think that was in episode ship. I look at him and he's holding the injection, and this is uh Trimix, I think it's called, and he's holding the injection. He says if you're interested.

And I think, how dare you? How dare you look at me and think that I need this needle to inject. Not only insulting, that is just sad. And I look at him in the eye and I say to him, where do I stick it in my head?

Is that pre-dosed or what was it? Yeah, he pre-dosed it again, just complete trust. Just where I stick it in my penis? You're a professional.

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Like, if you ever wondered how you watch porn, right, and you watch these guys and they're just sort of standing around with this flagpole just sort of sitting there and you're like, Jesus, how does he stay that hard? That's how, that's how they stay that hard. They inject their penis with this. injection and um it's quite fabulous because I am a chronic uh premature ejaculator and it does numb it down a bit and makes you a fucking king.

Now oh it numbs it a bit. I thought that was just it makes you a porn star. I thought they should change the name from Trimax to you're a fucking porn star, but this comes with the horror stories that you hear, which is like, um. It's been 4 hours and it's not going down.

Oh my God. And then what happened? And then I went to the ER and they stuck needles in it, and this happened to a very close friend of ours fairly recently, and he woke up his wife and was like, I gotta go to the ER and she rolled over and I was like, All right, I'll see you later. And he went by himself and was in the ER getting this done by himself, and it just sounded absolutely horrific.

I mean, scared the. Absolute shit out of me. Still put it in my penis because we are always thinking with our tiny little head. Well, and he said it with such confidence.

It's like, OK, would you like more water? Yeah, absolutely, sure. And to add how stupid I am, first of all, I'm on drugs, really. I'm under, under the influence.

And then he says to me, Don't worry, I have the antidote. And later on I say, but you have the antidote, right? And he says, yes, but I left it in Canada. I still did it.

Still did it. Anecdote, we did a lot of sex stuff that night. There was a lot of directing going on. One of the fantasies for her was to, and you was to just be in complete control.

So she wanted to do the filming and I just wanted to sort of guide the guys to be around me in a certain way, like I, I want. I wanted to blow all the guys at the same time. I, you know how I am. Yeah, I mean, I wanted to gang bang you.

Now there's, there's a difference because she wanted to, she wanted to watch and really sort of film, and I wanted you to be violated by as many penises as you could. And so it's really working out for, for everyone. And it was a very, very fluid, very, very easy group. Fifth there Kevin was very, very respectful, by the way, uh, really, really big intimidating cock, yeah, he looked like a, like an underwear model, and I love that the girls are always like, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know what size it was. I was just, I, how could you not look at that and go, oh wow, that's really big. Like it just doesn't make any sense. We wound up playing for, I think 2 or 2 or 3 hours, maybe 2, 2.5 hours, um, for us it's a long time.

All right, so here we are. I mean, not finished yet. I know it's the wrong time. This is no, we haven't done, we're taking a break.

We're taking a break. But, so far, what have you, what have you learned so far? Just one thing I've learned great companionship, yeah, yeah, sexually and physically on a scale from not financially, on a scale of 1 to 3. Don't fuck.

Are you, are you enjoying? Are you enjoying it yet? Oh my God, I enjoy watching you guys. Oh my God, I love Lauren getting devoured.

I love that. I've loved their partnership when they. Devour, devour people, especially. Oh, it's such a treat.

I said this is Lauren's night. I'm gonna spoil her so bad. And it's because I love her. I was gonna say thank you for that because that's what really took a lot of the pressure off for me of being the center of attention was because I knew you were just like enjoying enjoying it.

Yeah, it's just so beautiful and then you see all these beautiful men around you like that is, I could totally masturbate to that right. I just I thank you for being vocal about it. You're a very good director. Yes.

Yeah, you have a future. Oh, yeah, well, you should direct porn. You mean quit my job. I wouldn't rule it out.

I will consider it. Thank you. This And I kind of said it as a joke. I was like, this is the night Lauren does anal, and we, we, we do airtight.

We're getting it done. We mounted you like a, like a horse that needed to be bred, and we had, we had tools there. We had different lubes. We had all kinds of things like a doctor screaming for his scalpel.

I just kept saying more lube, more lube. I had. The, the fear. I, I was on top of you and I was sweating for you, right?

Because I know what happens when I try to put my cock inside of the tiny little holes. I know that, that face, right? And so he's inside of you, right? And Kevin's in front of you and she's filming.

And by the way, we're gonna put a bunch of this up on the Patreon so you can watch some of this. Exciting night. We just haven't edited the 4 hours of footage that we have from this night. Um, you're in a position.

I'm trying to put my cock in your butthole, and you're like, put it in, put it in, but you're like running away from me at the same time, so you're like crawling. He's inside of you, but you're like crawling up his body to get away from me trying to get inside of you. You anally and I'm like you got to stay in one spot like this is this is hard. Well, also because he was pushing, he was pushing me down on him, very rapey of him, so rapey.

I love it. So but his cock was like it was really thick at the bottom. So I didn't want to ride like the whole thing, right? So he, but he wanted to be like so deep in me and I'm like, oh my.

God, it's so full. Like I was so full. So I was kind of pulling away from that a little bit as well. But I loved the, the pressure of him saying no, don't crawl away from me, and then you behind me.

I was chasing you down like you stole my wallet. Like, get back here. Get, can you just get back here trying to, trying to, yeah, give me your asshole. I'm trying to, and we had.

Put a butt plug in you and we tried to open you up and they they they had very optimistic thoughts. They're like, well, let's put the butt plug in here and uh gave that a minute and they're like, alright, you're ready. I'm like, I think it's gonna take a little bit more than that. Besides, the butt plug is about the size of my pinky.

So I don't know how, how much stock you're putting into this, but we're gonna try. Anyway, we decide to switch positions and we're like, alright, well we're gonna put. Yeah, because you were trying to fuck my coccyx. You weren't getting in my butt hole, and I kept trying to like tell you it's hard because I have the magic curve up that all of the ladies in North America want and love, but you can't look.

Look at my butt hole. I don't know what happens back there. It's not as easy as you think. You know what?

I'm gonna give you the strap on and I'm gonna pretend I'm gonna, we're gonna try again. And you're gonna be like, oh, I get it now. It is not an easy position to be in. Once you're looking, cannot look at where the target asshole is.

Because I, I, I can't show you with a microphone in front of me, because the way it's like trying to look at your penis while you're sitting at a table eating, right? Oh, there's my butt's in the way, like my curves. Like you can't, like you're like, well, get away. From the table to look under the table and you're like, well, now I'm out of the position.

So you gotta keep, like, it's like you would have to keep looking under the table and you're like, well, now I'm not in the position to fuck. To get into the position to fuck, you can't see the, the actual, unless you're in a porn star position, which was highly advanced for you to be like, I need you to wink your asshole at camera B so we can really get this on camera. I mean, I'm just hoping that you Staying in one position at this point, not running away, right? OK, I get it.

So that's that. But thank you for the, the technique advice. I'll, well, no, I was just, it was a question I, I really wanted to ask you. I just haven't asked you yet, but it's just not as easy as, as you might think.

I'll show you later. It's not as easy. You're gonna try to mount me, right? And then I want you to pretend that you're, you have a penis attached to you, and then I want you to try to line it up.

Right while backing up your hips and then you gotta, you gotta go back in again, OK, because I, I couldn't turn my head around because he had engrossed my entire head and was like, well, he's a very large man, yeah, and he was like pulling me down into his chest, so I was like in a, in a cave of muscle madness, right? So we, we'd say, hey lady, you're the lady. Hey lady, fire drill here, let's all change positions, OK. So, uh, so we switched positions and I go on the bottom, right, and I put my very rigid cock inside of you, deep inside of you, and I'm just like, oh, this feels so much better because I don't have to do anything.

And now I'm not fucking your coccy, right? I am watching him, right, and I could see in his eyes, he's just gonna stick it in you like you're a blow-up doll, and I'm like, this isn't gonna end well at all. This isn't gonna, uh, this isn't gonna, and you're like, go, go, go, and then the ultimate ending to this chapter, how it is. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

So, uh, we were like, all right, let's just quit on this. We'll try again at another time. That was sort of how that ended. And then I had to crash.

Oh, I was just going to say it was, it was a sort of a stress relief to have the Trimex involved in the play because I am always worried about ruining the mood when something like that happens where you're like, oh, I can't do, I can't do the anal. Let's switch positions or let's do something. By the way, never would have been able to stay hard through that, not in a million years. Not in a million years.

I'm worried about my butt hole. In fact, I would have looked, I would have, I would have had to have re-got hard 3 or 4 times. Honestly, I kept looking down at my cock going, I can't believe you're still hard. Look at you.

You go, 5, and he just kept looking back at me, thumbs up, going, I'm right here for you. I'm right here. I can't find the butthole, but I'm here, buddy, we're here together. We're doing this.

It's like your penis is on a shit ton of cocaine, but you're not. You're fine, but your dick's on a shit ton of cocaine. Ready to go. So that's it.

So we call it a night. I mean, it was a really, really hot, sexy, sweaty. Oh my God, I was, there were times when I was so sweaty and Kevin was like, I love how sweaty you get as he drags his tongue like all the way up my back. I'm like, yeah, he's like a born porn star, right?

It's just like, uh, he's just like he has all of the things. He'll actually be at at flirtation with us in in February. Uh, I'm sure someone, maybe they'll share him. And uh maybe someone will, will get to enjoy his giant penis and uh his tongue and his hard body.

That's enough about Kevin. So. Um, so that's that night we call it a night. I know I wanna crash.

I know I'm crashing, but before I actually crash, I know that they stole our mattresses from our bedroom. It's like how your brain works, right? So I'm thinking to myself, I'm gonna crash, but I have no place to crash to. So what's gonna happen here is I'm gonna keep stalling and we're gonna go.

Another hour, another 2 hours, right? And then everybody's gonna be tired and then they're gonna be like, well, why don't we all just crash here? All the things are here. I can't sleep like I'm at camp.

I'll never get it. I'll never get any sleep. So I'm like, hey, hate to break up the party, but, uh, and everybody's naked and everything. Everybody wouldn't mind, but could just move those mattresses back to the other room.

Set up our bed and then uh and then, you know, and then as you were, as you were just chop chop, and then, and then, you know, carry on just pretend like it never happened. Like you always move mattresses in the middle of a sex session and it just happened, it happened like they were stagehands working on Broadway. It's just like they were striking a set. It was just like bam and they were just gone and our room was set up and they came back and I'm like, all right, good night everyone.

It's just awesome. So in the morning we fall asleep to the sounds of her getting railed by two giant cocks and. Visions of sugar plums dancing in my head, we wonder what we're gonna do the next day, right? So instead of doing the sexing, we had some burgers, we had a nice little family night, early night tomorrow's the Super Bowl of sex, right?

Because tomorrow is our last full day thing, right? So we have to get you filled up with Cox, we have to get her filled up with Cox, we have to do all the sex things, and I am really horny at this point because I had so much fun the first time. I just. Want to do it again.

Everybody's, everybody's really, really horny. Everybody's really, really fun. Just the feeling of it was, was really, really hot because there wasn't, there wasn't any hang ups with really anything that happened. It was just like, hey, you wanna?

Yeah, do you wanna? Yeah, there wasn't a very like, oh, I don't know. It was like, yeah, let's do it, stick it in there, do that, let's do this. I, I did some new things that quite frankly, I'm not proud of.

afterwards, I was in the shower crying in fetal position. I felt so violated. I was trying, I was trying new things. We tried, um, for me, we tried the, we didn't get there yet.

We didn't get there yet. God damn it. It's in part two. We have part two where we try to fill you again.

We do a little bit of round the world, almost like a basketball game where we keep doing sexual things to one another where everybody gets their choice. We fill her up. She loves getting filled up. I fill her up with With two or three cocks, I don't even remember, in the same vagina.

And mind you, she is a tiny tiny person, right? If I'm ever gonna ever gonna have sex with a little person, or as some people call them midgets, I do not because that would be taboo. Well, it would be wrong. That's the wrong term, midgets.

You call them little people. If I was ever going to have sex with a little person, that would be pretty close. She's almost a little person. She is not.

She's a little person. With really, really large boobs, which I don't even know if little people can go into plastic surgeons and say, hey, I'd like double D's. I don't know if the plastic surgeon's like, you're a little person. I can't ethically do that.

The little person's like, that's discrimination. You have to give me the surgery. I want boobs bigger than my head. Well, I wonder if they do have like the chicklets that are because the width of it would be the wrong size, like the implants, but the ones that are made for kids.

The pageant pageant children, yeah, I don't know how it works, but that, I imagine that's what they would use. I swear there's probably a mother out there who is, don't even say it that wants to get their child breast implants. I bet I would bet money on it. I wouldn't put it past the pageant mom, but probably in Texas.

I can say that because I'm nothing against Texas, but I'm from Texas, so I can, I can ridicule. They love pageants there. Love their pageants, and they love their little people. All right, Lauren, we have to wrap this up.

Oh, I wish that we could go back to Miami and have her cook for us. Oh my God, if I could just move her in. They're the most wonderful human beings, uh, I've ever met. They're just so sweet, so kind, just really pretty, really generous, smart, smart go-getters.

I know it's like if I was going to a. Ducked anyone, it would be them. Listen, when they got here, I wouldn't be nice. I'd tie them up and make them do stuff, but we, we have to wrap this one up.

But like we said, it's in two parts. So in the next part we're gonna have another sex session that is really, really hot. This is where I use Noah's Ark or my perfectly curved cock that all women in North America want and need. And I absolutely ruin her sexually and I also ruined myself.

I ruined. I ruined the lifestyle for myself. This is why I need to retire because it was like it was sort of at the end of my life. Also, so hot.

I'm just picturing it now. Also, something goes horribly awry. With my, my Iron Man dick injection, I know we go into medical emergency mode. So you'll hear that story about what it's like when you inject your penis and then you panic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're high and you're really, really hard. And you panic. So, so that happens. We also talk about nude beaches and we give you the lowdown because it's it's important that everybody has nude beach information because they're all sort of the same, you know, they all sort of have their sections, normal section, kind of seedy, and then gay.

That's how they all sort of run. So we'll talk all about that in the next episode, in early next time. And, uh, but meanwhile, I will see you probably later. today, I imagine, right?

If I don't, yeah. Alright, a quick shout out for a couple of friends who are doing a little ski trip. Uh, our friends over at Naughty Gym or Naughty Adventures are doing a ski trip, right? Like the dream where you ski.

Yeah, I think it is April just lying in bed, jerking off two guys at the same time. It's just different people come in. That's what I thought it was, but apparently they're actually going to a mountain and going and skiing. So, uh, if you are interested in skiing or April.

Or maybe Scott jerking you off side by side, I'm not quite sure. Uh, make sure to go over to Naughty Jimm or Naughty Adventures and check it out. There's only a few spots left, and I was told this by Scott to get 85% off because they're not actually offering blowjobs, they're offering snow jobs. Enter in the promo code, snow jobs and get 85% off.

Now, he did say, if you can find a spot to actually enter that promo. Then you will get 85% off. So make sure to find a place to put it in there snow job and that room 77 sent you to lie back, go skiing with them, get jerked off together because that's, that's what it's all about. We should have dinner tonight.

Oh, let's do that. Why don't we do that? Why don't you make me something? I was gonna say, am I cooking?

I'll call it a date tonight. By the way, our sexy date tonight, if you could just make me something and then, uh, just bring it to me over at the TV. No candles. No, no, no, just bring it over to the, uh, to the TV couch.

I may be in the middle of a movie or something. Just don't bother me. Uh, I may be watching a Marvel movie, so don't talk to me. Just put it down quietly.

Yeah, that'd be great. Make sure you serve from the left so you don't walk in front of the television. That would be fantastic if I don't have to hit pause. That's a successful date night for me.

Of course I would serve from the left. That's how you do it, right? Alright, well, I won't see you next time because I retired, so we're done. Good luck in the rest of your life wherever you go from here.

It was lovely having you work here at Room 77. I'll be in the cocoon facility. Yes, I'll be running it. Yes, great.

Alright, I'm just rambling. Alright, uh, we'll talk to y'all later. Bye guys. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to go leave a positive review.

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