Ep. 65: Haulover To Part II of Our Very "Hard" "Full" Weekend

Alright, in this part two, we're gonna talk about a lot of penises in very tiny holes. We're gonna talk about what every woman needs to do to prepare for anal in these situations. We're gonna talk about nude beaches and how they affect the lifestyle and how to enjoy them. We're also gonna talk about the injections that you put into your penis and what happens when you put a little bit too much.

So keep listening and we hope to keep you out of the hospital and hopefully out of jail. Out of jail? Probably not. Welcome to room 77.

Let's play. We had so much sexy sexiness in the last episode. We had to break it in two vagina. Yeah, it was a lot and uh all worth it.

You learn so much. People walk around now and they can just tell they're like, you seem different. Yeah, you have a glow, like a horror glow. You change your hair No, no, I've just been filled with a lot of penises.

People just know. The neighbors know. They look at you like they're judging you. Yeah, they do, yeah, because they are.

Here we are. But first, really quick again before we move on, we have to. To talk about the really important part of our lives, the Patreon. So we want to tell our listener, the one that's sitting in their car on their way to work, because our, our listener is a hard worker, or, or they're at work and they're listening to this, and they should be working less hard of a worker because they're not that hard.

We're not working that hard. Uh, but we need you. We need you to help us out. That's how we do it.

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Some just came for the sex videos and then they just left, and that doesn't make us feel good at all. But they come back when there's a new one. But sometimes they come back and you know what, we have more sex videos to, to put up in this one too. So I, I guess we'll see you all again because we have some new stuff to put up, so you shouldn't have left.

But we want to thank all of those people for the port, very important. I, I really don't have much else to put into this. No, it's just we appreciate each and every one of you. Part two of the sexy sex story.

So we have that and then we have the nude beach stories, final thing and what happened there and we didn't that's always a horny area, nude beachism, nude beachism. Like I said, it's a, it's a lifestyle in and of itself, and it complements the. Lifestyle very, very well. And I'm not talking about the nude beach, earthy, crunchy nude beach, like, you know, I just want to go to the nude beach because it's just so freeing.

I'm talking about the people who go to the nude beach because they like to be naked and they like the thrill of being and seeing naked bodies, because that is more than half of the people, because let's face it, when you sit on a beach, most of the time, after the 1st 20 minutes. You just get bored. But at a nudie beach, especially one that's particularly full, you're entertained most of the time because people do fucked up shit when they're naked in public, and it's fun to watch. It really is.

You're just always entertained and you always have a bit of adrenaline in you. You just have this, this something that's inside of you that left of center. So it's just different enough to keep your mind occupied. I agree.

I find it. Very exhilarating. Yeah, I listen, I did not have the appropriate mirrored glasses, but that's OK. That's a step one.

Put that in the Amazon packet. Yeah, that is definitely in the kit. It's definitely wrap around mirrored glasses. It's definitely, definitely in the kit.

Yeah, I started looking at properties around Pullover because I was like, well, I'm just gonna move here because this seems like this is my mecca. This is where, this is where I travel to once a year to. I don't know what religious people do. They travel to Mecca and they, I don't know what they do.

They touch a rock or something. That's what I'll do to Hallover once a year is I'll go and I'll pray on the beach of Halover, and every day now what I do is I get down on a little rug and oh my God, do not even I pray in in a northeast direction because that's where my church is. What? I'm not talking about little people.

You can't use a tiny rug. You have to use a tiny beach towel. I am. I'm using a beach towel Jesus as a tiny rug.

I mean, not Jesus, because it's nothing to do with Jesus. Nothing, OK. Oh my God. So you get a little, you get a little beach towel, put it down on the floor, and then I get on my knees.

Do you oil up first? Muslims, they take off their shoes before they, I take off everything, of course it's a nude beach mecca, right? So I'm in downward dog position. I don't know what they call it, playful dog.

What is it called? Well, downward, I mean, it's child's pose, child's pose. It's more than, yeah, downward dog, but you should do downward dog in your religion. I think that would be more fun, probably downward dog, Downward dog and child.

To pose anything where my my ass is straight up in the air, yeah, because you want the sun to hit your perineum, we know that that which is proven, which is the new thing now. It brings vitamins into your system. This is just science now. It's proven.

So science and religion in your religion. I love it, right? You get on your little, little tiny towel, take off all your clothes, you get into a north. Easterly direction because that's where Florida is from here, OK, from here, wherever you are, you have to just point to Florida.

You have to figure out where Florida is, wherever you are, and then you do that 9 times a day. Perfect. That's just what my religion. I don't know what other people practice.

Maybe it's different in their religion, but that's, that's what we do. And what is your religion called all over. All over my Mecca. OK, um, oh God, last night, not last night, but this is our last night there, and the fuck is on.

So we decide, hey, can't be in that room anymore because the sick is in there. Yeah, I'm like I'm allergic to that room. I don't know. There's, uh, cats everywhere, like secret cats, so we decide to transform the living room into The playroom.

Same setup. They just bring their equipment. They just move it into another room, but this time they used the couch, which was actually a really cool futon foldout thing. I mean, I don't usually wish that there's cameras in Airbnbs.

I don't usually wish, but I do this time. I just hope somebody was like, holy shit. Wow, I kept thinking about the neighbors like that goddamn Airbnb because it was a condo building, right? And like how many people are having sex over there and how many times can they come for the love of God, I mean, because you ladies came more, I think you came more in those two days than you've come probably in your entire life.

You're gonna say our marriage in our marriage. Well, that's absolutely true, no doubt. There's no doubt if you ever want to get off, just bring yourself back to that night. What I did love about the playroom setup this time was that the, the way the futon pulled out and then you put the beds down, there was like a, a mattress depth difference and it made this little ridge and so it made like for great sexing positions.

I don't know. But I was like, can someone invent this, please? Yeah, it gave us levels, yeah, and I really liked that, which are really important. If anyone is out there that makes sex furniture and they're listening to this levels, that's, that's the trick right there.

Uh, you heard it from me. If you wanna give us a little something, I don't know, join Patreon. You're welcome. We, they come out the second night and they say, are you ready for the sexing?

And we say, how dare you? And we take off our clothes. And they say, hey, would you guys like to do some drugs tonight? And we say, this is getting a little ridiculous.

What kind? Different kind of drug. Again, I'm not going to mention the different kind of drug, but they offer us a different kind. And I say, well, we've never done that before and we're scared.

Put it in my mouth. I just do. So we put it in our mouths and we consume this drug, and it is, I had a really, really great experience on it. I really, really fun.

I would partake in it again, scared to do it myself because this person put it together like Walter White making blue meth. We do that drug and then my friend comes out again with the needle. Yeah, he says, Hey, Richard, I noticed you really enjoyed that really, really hard cock. I said, You know what I did.

He said it was a great experience. He said, Would you like to do it again? And I said, Yes, I would. I'm not even gonna think about it this time.

Stick it in my penis, right? Let's do this. So I did, and there I am, ready to go, big giant hard on right even before we start. This is just great.

You're still setting up. You just still like returning WhatsApp, checking the Telegram group, just doing your thing, and you're at full salute. You're just doing, doing stuff, and you're just like, I am rock hard, ready to go, errands to run. Uh, I have to finish up these texts.

I'm gonna finish this article here in the New York Times. While I'm doing that, why don't you just jump on my cock. It's wonderful. It is a stress relief for me as well as your wife, because I know that's stressful for you guys.

It's so great that you can see how it can become addictive, right, because when, when you take that stress away, that's like, oh, it gives you the penis that you would have at 15. Sure, yeah, and I'm not gonna come and, you know, super fast. I don't have to worry about it. I can just really enjoy all these different positions and that things that we want to.

Do it just, it really is a freeing. I felt very free and I don't even have the penis. Fantabulous until the end and then we'll get to that. So we again start going at it.

I mean, we're like in some sort of Roman film, but like a like a dreamy, like awesome sex film. And I was gonna be a little more aggressive with you this night. I, I did want to partake in the double D. VP penetration, which you said I'm not gonna do because I'm too small.

Everybody knows that you have a small vagina. It's just the truth, and I, I don't know why you have a tiny little hole. You just do. So, but she convinces me otherwise.

Yeah, she's like, but try it anyway. And me as a protective husband, I say, yeah, try it anyway. Yeah, she said it stretches open. Yeah, come on, it can expand to a baby.

We all know this. Let's do it. I mean, an hour and a half of other stuff and I was just like, I, you know, I was thinking because I was so into watching and filming and just being like engulfed in people half the time my eyes were closed and there's a lot of assplay for me, um, just playing around and with my butt plug and stuff. I just got so turned on that I don't normally get that it was.

Just very extended and normally we don't have that much time to just play and play and play. I was getting so turned on. I didn't know at one point that one of the guys was not you. I didn't even say this to you.

I didn't say it to him either, but I was like, oh, baby, was he going down on you? No, he was just, I was gonna say that should have been your first indication. No, he was, he was like petting me and whispering in my ear like just like that's it. Just I don't even know what he was saying.

It's just like that's it. Your husband's such a douchebag. I don't know if he said good girl or it's just. Like that's so good.

Yeah, you're doing it good or just kept saying over and over and he's just petting me and I just was lost. Like I was so lost in my own little world. And then I opened my eyes like, oh my gosh, who are you, sir? You're not my husband.

But I didn't wanna say anything then like I didn't wanna say anything to you until after the fact, but I then I forgot. And I don't wanna leave Kevin out of this, by the way. I, I know I did a lot of the work. I did most of the work, to be honest with you, both nights.

If I wasn't there, this whole giant two-day orgy would have fell apart. I'm just gonna be honest, but Kevin, Kevin needs to be given an award. He did a lot of work. He did an excellent work, mainly with his tongue.

Again, I did most of the heavy lifting. I mean, everybody knows that's not true, that's impossible. Although the one thing Kevin wasn't good at is literally anytime in that stretch of 3 days that we were there, when we were having a silent moment, whether we were on a Zoom call, whether we're having an intimate moment, for some reason, Kevin timed it perfectly where he would go to the refrigerator freezer and dump a pound of ice in Into a metal thermos, it was the loudest thing I've ever heard. He's thirsty, yeah, but he timed it perfectly, and I thought he was doing it on purpose.

No, I was like, turns out just didn't give a fuck. It's completely oblivious. He's like in his own head. But again, his tongue made up for it.

A scale of 1 to 10, meeting your expectations, meeting your expectations. 9.5. Let's go 9.5. On meeting them, so we did not even, we did not even exceed any expectations whatsoever.

I had no expectations. I had no idea what to expect. So how happy are you about this excursion that you were on with us? Very, very happy.

It was very exciting. It was very hot. It was very hot. It was very.

Enlightening. If you had to pick one of the things that you're best at, what would you say it is? Um, it has to be with my tongue, I guess, where I put my tongue and how I move my tongue and where my tongue goes. I've heard I was pretty good at that.

I, I would agree with that, but I would also say that you're excellent at getting ice in the exact wrong time out of the ice machine. I do that well. I do that well. You did a lot of work that night, and you did a lot of coming.

Every time I looked over at you, you're coming, you brought your little vibrator thing with you, you had the, the other vibrators with you. You guys were just coming and coming and coming every time I looked over. At one point, they DVP'd her, the three of them DVP a lot, so there's always two cocks in her. That's just her default.

I need two cocks in me, that's what she, she just does. Then they're like, hey, Richard, why don't you, uh, why don't you try it? Why don't you try to be that cock. Now, Richard has the magic curve up that every girl in North America wants.

Noah's Ark, and this is either going to work really, really well or not work at all. She likes, even though she weighs 50 pounds soaking wet with two bricks in her pocket, she loves to feel really, really filled up, right? So he goes inside of her and, uh, I take my cock and I press it inside of her, and now we're both inside of her, but my cock goes up different than Kevin's cock, right? And I am so hard like putting like a dildo, harder, like a harder, like a skillet, iron like a skillet.

That's a weird shape. I know I'm sure it's really hard. I was really, really, really, really, really, really hard. I mean, I could feel how tight it was inside of her that I was sweating like I was like, does this hurt?

And then she's just like, she just reaches back and she's like, fuck me harder, harder, fuck me, and I'm like, oh my god, this is so hot. I've never really had that kind of DP experience with her. I had a different experience with DP where I didn't know I was in the middle of DVP the last time I had DVP. I sort of looked over her shoulder and the husband was inside and I was like, oh, I'm doing it too.

I guess we're living together. This is we're roommates. I didn't know. I didn't know this was happening, but alright, awesome.

Uh, it felt different, but then. That was my first time doing that and you probably weren't taking the injection. No, no, no, no, I never had the. The only time I had done the injection was when I did it incorrectly.

But this was really, really, really, really different. Then I, I just have sex with her. And this is where she ruined the lifestyle for me because she fucked me. She was just riding me and riding my cock and coming on me.

And then she, she's like a sex goddess, right? So she's just sitting on my cock and Fucking my cock. Her pussy is so swollen. She's just fucking me, fucking me, fucking me, and she backs up off my cock and she just comes all over my cock.

It's just like those eyes when a woman is looking at you like those fuck me eyes that I'm like, I'm done. I don't need to have sex with anybody else after this. I'm, I'm done. I retire.

I'm done. What else am I gonna do after what I've done with all of you people? Um, I don't know what else. You can't top it, right?

It's just we go into the little people direction. Well, we have to, you know what I mean, when she was, um, fucking you, she was in that lip like I was talking about of the mattress, so it, it gave her a little bit of height to, to ride up and down on your cock. It was like you were almost fucking in a chair, that sort of position where you're, you're, she's almost sitting on you, and I don't get to do that a lot because of the curve of your cock and the, the, you're always afraid of it. There was a point.

By the way that she was moaning, it sounded sort of painful and tight that I thought you were fucking her in the ass. No, I'm just sitting there and I'm just like my, my vibrator on. I'm just going to town. That was her ass.

She should, she would have gotten an award. Jesus, no, I didn't have any, any anal sex while I was there. Just to give you the listener, a, a, a picture. It's like I'm there doing that and she's like she's big enough to be in my arms like a little person and uh.

And these guys that are there, they're big guys too, right? They're bigger than me and they're on either side of her, so we're like surrounding her and they're like holding her up, rocking her on, on my cock like almost like like she was one of those pocket. and just like sort of ramming her down on my cock. It was just like I was like, this is one of the hottest fucks I've had.

The visual was so hot and so hard, by the way, like just so hard that it was aching. My cock was hurting. It hurt. It's, it needs to shed this outer lining and grow a larger outer outer part because it's so big right now.

It felt like I had the biggest penis in the world, that's what it felt like. Again, it was high on coke. It was just like, I wanna do this every night. And then, uh, and then we tried to fill you up again, yeah, that, well, you and I started fucking and you were like, my penis hurts, and I was like, my pussy hurts too, and we're like kind of fucking like complaining but not really, but like everything felt so good.

It was just like no one wanted to stop, but we still tried to do airtight. this was the time. To do it like we were gonna do it and we were gonna get on this podcast and we're gonna say we did it. After 3 years we have fulfilled and completed airtight failed.

Now we have to get an airtight shirt with just a fail, like fail across it. I'm sorry, it's your fault because you're not practicing anal enough. I'm not, I guess. Maybe I need to buy a bigger butt plug too, but we spent so much time playing with my ass that I was like, really like this is gonna happen.

Like I'm so prepped. I am so prepped. Everyone knows that it's common knowledge that when you're in this lifestyle, especially for a woman, always be putting stuff in your butt. It's just rule of thumb, if you're walking around the house or you're just doing stuff, you know what I mean?

Like you're you're running some errands, just put stuff in your butt. What else are you gonna do while you're waiting in the school line? You got to sit there for 20 minutes picking up the kids, right? Exactly.

You have an extra moment. Just put that water bottle on your butt. Why practice, you know what I mean? You should always be trying to do better, right?

And that's what you're not doing, you know what I mean, when you are just doing stuff, laundry, cooking, sweeping. You know, take some of those items and put them in your body, whatever it is, be creative. Just, it just takes but a moment. Very funny.

Um, no, I had faith in myself. I really did. I was like, oh my God, they really spent so much time on me. I mean, poor Kevin.

God damn, Kevin's tongue. Holy shit. I was like, if I can give you an award, and I don't know if you've heard this before, Kevin, but you do some magical shit with your tongue down there. Yeah, I watched him.

Holy shit. I watched it. Oh my God, it was so good. And then we, uh, we had done that entire night.

This is actually compliments of another couple that actually started this thing which is called Everyone gets 10 Minutes, and we sort of handed it off to them. We said, look, we do this thing with this other couple called Everybody gets 10 Minutes, which is you go around, you say you get 10 minutes to do whatever you want. You get to tell people this is what I want for the next 10 minutes, and this is all about me, not you, not you, not you, not you, all about me. It's what I want.

You get whatever you want, whatever you ask for, you get. I don't know how you guys found the little person, but it was pretty. But it was pretty amazing. Thank God they were in the Airbnb.

That's what you were allergic to, it turns out. So, so we did that for a while, very, very, very, very hot. I wanted to make sure that everybody came because not everybody came the other night and I wanted everybody to come. So we made sure that we did get a shot, someone, at least one person coming onto your face.

Which is very, very important for me because I like that visual. I like watching that video, which we will put up somewhere. I'm the one who shot it, so I know the technique was really good. I was making sure the cum was in the right light.

We're getting a good bounce, right. Nice amount of cum, uh, it was a good shot, and, uh, but you had two guys, uh, jerking off right onto your face. That all sort of came to an end. Now the, the night's sort of coming to an end and they start treating you, uh, to like this butt excursion, like your butt, it's like your asshole's gonna go take a spa day, and I don't know if they're grooming you to just ass rape you at this point.

I don't know what's happening. Happening, but I start drifting away mentally at this point because my cock is still rigidly hard and it's at about 2 hours and 15 minutes after I did the shot and it's aching at this point. It's really hurting me and I'm like, huh, uh, I don't want to say anything because you didn't want to say anything. No, I didn't.

No, you didn't. I know you said that's what I say. I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to interrupt anything. They were still playing with your butt hole.

They had like laid you down and you were laying flat on your stomach and like your legs are spread and everybody was sort of playing with your genitalia and they were like inside of you and your butt plug was in you and, and Kevin was like, like just a lot of stuff was going on. I felt bad because I sort of started to step out of that. They were even like, Oh, isn't that hot? And I'm like, huh huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, really.

Really hot butt stuff, yeah, uh, my penis hurts. Uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, just check this out really. I'll be right back. Let me take a water break really quick, and I'm just like touching my penis like.

And it's like knocking on it. It's like, Jesus, this is, uh, there's no one at the door. I'm just pretend knocking on my penis because it's as hard as the door, Muchacho. Don't worry, Daddy knocking on his penis again.

So I'm just sort of drifting in and out, and they're just clueless, right? And I'm starting to because we're on drugs, everybody's on drugs and I'm, I'm starting to get a little more panicky and panicky. So now it's like it's a little over 2 hours, 2.5 hours, uh, riding up on coming close to 3 hours. My cock has not budged.

I mean, it is as hard as it was 3 hours ago. So everybody comes, woo woo, great, and I'm like, hey, um. What do I do if I'm a little concerned about my cock because it doesn't seem to want to go down and then you tell the guys this while I'm in the shower, mind you, I just want the listener to know that part. He starts putting me in these weird Kamasutra positions.

That's what I walked back into. It was really funny talking about Downward dog and he's like, do this and put it. and it's called Downward penis. His first recommendation was like, just go do a shit ton more drugs.

I'm like, no, I'm not going to do a shit ton more drug. That's going to exasperate things. And all I kept thinking is, oh man, why did I do this again? Why did I do this again?

I knew this was going to happen. They look and they say, Well, you need decongestants. That's what you need. You need to take decongestants.

They all pop up like they're at my service. We're gonna go to the store, we're gonna go to a 24 hour pharmacy. I'm like, we'll be right back. OK, so brief pause for our friends over at Bikini Addiction.

Uh, this is another important, important announcement. We love our partners over at Bikini Addiction because we support them, they support us, and this is big news because we had an important board meeting. They came to Cancun, all. Expenses paid, that came to temptation.

Case in point, because here you are, the, the owners, the creators of Bikini Addiction, hanging out with the people. Do you know any other big bikini company people that are sitting around the pool, hanging out with you whores, huh? Looking at your breasts, staring at your ass, objectifying your bodies for profit. That did not come out the way I wanted it to come out.

OK, what I'm trying to say is support Bikini Ad Dixon because they are us. They are part of the tribe and by supporting them, you support us. Now, we had this board meeting and I gotta say, it's very boring. I know it gave a new morning.

It was such a crap joke. gave a new meaning to board. OK. They are amazing people as usual.

They, they heard all of my ideas and, uh, they called me a genius. I mean they did. They said we wouldn't be where we are without you. They said that we will make millions off of your ideas, and then they all laughed at me.

I don't know, I didn't see that. It was not only exciting to see them, it was exciting to see the new stuff that's coming down the pike. And remember, if you want a free bikini, make sure to go over to Facebook and find Lauren Reese and travel with her box, or you can go to our website, room 77life.com and find the secret Facebook group and use that to travel, fly wherever Room 77 flies, and get a free bikini and travel in your bikini, we don't care. It's easier through TSA, we know that.

Or you can go to bikini Addiction.com and use our promo code room 77 for 10% off. Thank you, Bikini Addiction for coming all the way to Cancun just for us. We love you guys. Like, oh man, I'm so embarrassed.

This is horrible, but I, I think I'd rather this than my penis falling off. Or two hours down the road, me waking up, waking them up in the middle of the night, hey guys, hi if you could wake up for just one second, I know it's 3 o'clock in the morning, but my cock is still rigidly hard and I have to go to the ER and I don't know if I'm legally allowed to drive the car. Did you add me as a driver as a driver. Because it's gonna be a weird conversation to have.

So maybe we should, maybe we should deal with this now. Luckily they're amazing people and they're like, Well, we're just gonna jump into action now. Little did I know they were high, really, really high. I'm fine.

I'm fine. Yeah, they were like, I'm fine. I'm fine. And then they told me later they're like, we were so fucking high.

Only one of them was. The driver was fine. The driver was fine. Uh, she was trying to read stuff.

On packages and couldn't read anything they get back with a package of like Sudafed or something like that. Yeah, but the, the behind the pharmacy kind of Sudafed, which is what we needed was closed, so they bought the in front of the counter Sudafed, but I am like, all right, that's Sudafed. We looked it up, the two people that stayed home, me and the husband. with the medicine, come back and I'm like, alright, this is a good sign.

Now they're here with the medicine. They bring the, the decongestant in and they put the pills in front of me. And this guy who I put all of my trust in, he takes the pills out and I'm like, because he knows what he's doing. He's the one who mixes everything.

And I didn't question anything. He looks at me dead serious and goes, OK, now take 30 pills. I'm sorry, I think it was and everyone was like 30, 1, 12, take 12, and we're like, take 12 decongestants, yes, with the milligrams we were doing the maths. I was supposed to take 12, well, of the behind the, OK, so the behind the counter one that we couldn't buy obviously.

It is a higher milligram, so it probably would have been two of those, but because they've changed the whole chemistry of this drug to make it to where people can't make speed as they didn't buy the behind the counter. No, they couldn't, and they were trying to have this conversation with each other, but they couldn't communicate, and it was like because they were high, because they were high, and so. No, but I read that, and, and you need to have 120 mil. I don't remember what it was, but it was like 120 mg or whatever.

And it's like, OK, well, these are 10 mg tablets, so you need to take 12. And we're like, yeah, you need to take 120. That's what it was, 4 times 3 or whatever. No one in your life, can you ever look at someone when they get home from the pharmacy and they look at you and go, take 12 of these.

No doctor in my life. Has ever said take 12 of these when you get home. Never. She's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it's not the same drug.

And then I'm like googling how the whole law changed because people are making meth out of Sudafed and like, oh, it was a so I'm like, why don't I start with 3? Let's just wait it out. It's already going down, so we'll just take 2 and see how it goes because what I don't want is Richard foaming at the mouth. He overdosed, but he's still fully erect.

But eventually my dick did go down and then um and then all was all was right in the world but I, I liked it afterwards because it was, it was very fluffy it was very like it stays sort of uh almost full you know again if you could just get that fullness to be always, always full like a shower, not a grower that'd be. Better for any, yeah, we call it the, the locker room injection. Just be like, hey, I'm, you know, I got a shower at the gym today. I'm just gonna take 0.1 mg.

So I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna be like swinging it around at the guys today. They're not gonna, I'm not, they're not gonna hang their shirts on my penis. They're gonna be like, Hey, Richard, nice cop good today. Yeah, you're really full.

You're full. You look good. You did chest and chest and penis today. I can see you're really filled out, really, uh, those veins, yeah, very vascular.

So, uh, don't think Pfizer's not already. Why wouldn't they? I think we had this pill before. It was in episode Schmucksfeld.

Oh yeah, you're right, yeah, I can't remember, but we already invented this pill. See, this is why I'm retiring. We've done everything. We've said everything circle, yeah.

So then last day, uh, last day we go to the, the nudie beach. It's the only day left. So it's like, listen, rain or shine. Yeah, Richard and Laura need a tan, and uh I love the nudie beach.

I've always wanted to go to Hoover, Florida. It is where I pray. I I I need to go there. I need to see it.

I need to check it out. Now, when we used to go to nude beaches in California, the shit that we had to go through to get to said nude beach was absolutely ridiculous. You had to drive like an hour. You had to park and then you had to walk what felt like a pilgrimage.

You had to walk like 1.5 miles down a cliff, down a beach, and it just took forever and you're carrying all your shit, right? Sometimes finding parking was, was ridiculously difficult. It was just difficult. So we get there, we roll up, get the first spot right up front.

And then we we go under, you go under a little bridge and you walk out and they have, I swear to God they have these like welcome mats. There's like mats welcoming you to the nudie beach and I'm thinking this is crazy. Also, by the way, never a public restroom at a nudie beach because it's always in the middle of the wilderness somewhere where people are like, no one even knows this land exists, but they had public restrooms there, a lifeguard station, thank you very much, I'm not gonna die naked today. And I'm like, what the hell is this?

Florida is the best. This is amazing. You walk on and there's like 1000 naked people just joyously enjoying the sun and the sand. There's people there renting shade and, and chairs.

It was like we weren't being outcasts for being going to a nudist beach like in California. It was just like, oh, this is a beach. Did you want to go to the normal beach or do you want to be on naked? How it works.

And quite frankly, this is how the world should work. Yeah, it should be like that. It's like why we said it there. Look how crowded this beach is.

Yeah, because everybody can be naked there. This is how many people want to be naked. And then the regular beach that we went to, fucking empty. Yeah.

What does that tell you? Every beach in Miami should be nude. Every beach in the world should be nude except for the Dominican Republic. You can't be naked there.

Everybody knows that. Everyone knows that. Go to the naked beach. There's a lot of rules that you have to follow at the naked beach, right?

We know this because we've been going for years and years and years. Things that you need a new beach, obviously wrap around sunglasses. I don't need you to know where I'm looking, because the truth is I'm looking at your junk, right? Period.

Or if you're kind of showing it off in front of me and I don't want to look at your hairy junk, I'm looking at the better junk to the side. The other thing you need, shade. I mean, let's face it, you're on a desert with an ocean that's. feet away, but essentially you're on a desert, right?

for your part, better or worse, you're in the desert part with a beating sun down on you, and that's great for 20 minutes. And then it starts to get really, really hot, and you start to go into heat stroke. You're like, I just would like some. I just, I just got thirsty clouds.

So that's the other thing you need is you need a shit ton of water or fluids. You have to bring those with you, and we did, yeah. The other thing you need is a place to lie. Like, don't be shy with how much stuff you bring to lie down, because when you're on a naked beach, you need things to sit on, OK?

And you were bright enough to say, Should we bring a sheet? You need to bring an entire sheet, people. We're gonna need to lay this out. You're gonna want a lot of laying options here.

So we do that, bring all of our things. I also said, Hey, we're gonna need a snack. Why are we gonna need a snack? I'm gonna tell you why, because you don't just go to a nude beach just for a little while and then.

Go off to get something to eat, it's a goddamn commitment. Yeah, it's camping. You stay there, you bring your food, you pack it in, you pack it out. That's what you do, right?

Sometimes you have to start a small fire. that's what you need. It's very rare, but sometimes you have to do that. So we brought little sandwiches, all of those things were utilized.

Uh, we found shade. I can't believe they were renting umbrellas there, that is absolutely unheard of. I can't believe, usually you have to go pee in the woods, but there are bathrooms there, but A lot of the other things that were at this nude beach do exist at other nude beaches. For instance, at nude beaches, there are, it is the same types of people.

It's the same cast of characters. You just have different, it's the same types of people. So, they're just, I am here, I just want to lay naked, get on with your life, you get on with your life. I don't really want to talk to you.

I don't really want to talk to anybody. I just wanna lay here. I just wanna be in the sun, OK. And then you have the, the people that are there that are just a little bit on the sexy side.

I wanna be here, but I don't wanna be bored. This is sort of where you and I fall in, right? You're like, I wanna be here and I kind of wanna maybe a little PDA. I'm probably not gonna fuck anybody or do anything here.

I'm not afraid to watch or see you have some PDA, and I'm not afraid to be near you. And then you have. People who are there to fuck and they are going to do the PDA and they're going to fuck and they're going to try to make a scene. They love to be watched.

They are the exhibitionists, right? And then you have the final cast of characters, which is the creepiest motherfucker you have ever seen in your life. Now this human being usually looks either homeless or insane. And surprisingly, the fewest things when you talk about pack it in, pack it out, they travel light, right?

Yeah, they do this for a reason. They either travel light or they travel efficiently. And you know this immediately because they're always on the move, right? They're always on the move.

Now these people usually want to either watch you or they want to jerk off near you or they want something out of you and they just sort of lurk and they just sort of creep around you. They are everywhere. Now, the most important The important thing that you have to remember when you're at a nudie beach with these people creeping is if you don't want them around, you have to really make sure that you don't do anything to attract them over because if they see you visually giving any PDA, they will take that as a sign to get closer, like, oh, they're OK with me watching, so I'm gonna get closer to this individual because they want me to watch. You're like, uh, I don't, Gordon the fisherman.

What you had always said is. It's blood in the water for sharks, so you have to be very, very careful. And you would always have your head on a swivel with your glasses that to see who's coming up the beach and who's past us or shell collecting as we used to call it. Shell collecting.

Everybody becomes a shell collector when they hit a hot couple. They're walking down the goddamn beach with like they got a, they got a place to go. Soon as they pass a hot couple. I've just become a shell collector.

What the fuck. What are you looking at now? You're gonna pretend you're looking at shells. Look at you.

Look at you naked shell collecting. Are you looking at something in the sand now? You just look like you were late for a fucking appointment. Now you're looking at something.

Now you wanna look at the fucking hermit crab all the time in the world. Come on, stop it. We know what you're doing. Keep it moving, sir.

Keep it fucking moving. So we had to tell. Friends, this right, we don't know anything, right? We're with amateurs.

You're like, honey, tap them. Tell them, well, first of all, I mean, first of all, he gets undressed instantly hard, instantly he's hard with a cock ring on. He did have a cock ring, on a bright shiny cock ring and hard the entire time, and I'm like, Well, this is going to send the wrong message. Yeah, a cock ring on a nude beach definitely does send a message.

Well, it definitely sends a. Message that I'm I'm OK with a little bit of kink. So, you know, but there's a lot of people here at Halover and it's not gonna be the easiest thing in the world. The other thing that you should know about nude beaches is the timing.

Timing is very, very important. Time of day is very, very important at nude beaches. At nude beaches, usually your layout hours are usually between, I don't know, 11, yeah. 11 all the way till sunset.

I mean all the way till sunset. Now what happens is at around 2:30, 3 o'clock, there is a shift change. The cast starts to change. So regardless of what group you're in, there is definitely a shift change at about 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock.

OK, the night shift starts to come in the night shift. The boom boxes get bigger. You see more things start to come in. It gets a little bit more, I don't want to say creepier, but creepier.

It's just a little more predatory. Yeah, I would say predatory instead of creepy. No one is coming at 4 o'clock in the afternoon to get sun. Let's be honest, right?

And these people just start showing up in throngs at 4 o'clock looking for parking spots, 345 o'clock. I know you're not here to get some sun, right, but you're here to play. You're here to play when it gets, especially when it gets dim and it gets into the latter part of the day. Now this is an important time because you either, you either stay in the game and you either play the game or you don't play the game and you, you leave, you pack, you pack it up.

There was, so there was one guy, uh, who came in, can't remember what happened, but somebody. It was like tickling your stomach or something, right, and I've seen this guy come in and he's packed up like he's in World War 2, like, in World War 2, like he's got all this stuff ready to go, and I see him sort of clock us. Someone's rubbing your stomach, and I say, Hey, someone hand me the water. And basically all I wanted was for someone to stop rubbing you.

By that point he had sort of come by our little section and. Sort of walked past and maybe paused and I had looked at him and I had said to our friend, I was like, hey, listen, here's the deal. Uh, if you see anybody creepy, stop with the PDA because it's, they're just gonna stick around and be really creepy. And then throughout the day, you and I saw two or three people who sort of planted their towel down.

He was reading a book, Richard. I know. I mean, he put down a very, very small sheet. I just that chapter must have been really.

Washcloth, he read for 5 minutes and then he was on his way. He reads in sections. He wants to finish one paragraph in each section of Hallover. That's his goal, right?

No, I mean what they're doing is they're watching to see is this couple going to do anything frisky. What they're, they're just testing the waters. Am I gonna make a home here? Am I gonna move into this neighborhood?

I haven't made a commitment yet. I don't know. Let's see what the, let's see what the area has to offer. So, and that's what they're doing and you and I know that and we're watching them and that's like the signal to go like, OK, move away from me, I don't wanna deal with this guy stroking his cock all day, so I'm just gonna not look at you.

I'm gonna pretend my wife doesn't exist right now, so, so this guy leaves. They don't, they're not really in tune with that and I in fact that happened. I looked over, he's still hard as a rock and I'm like, this is just not working. And I'm like, I always sit up because I, I don't like laying down when they're like, because I just feel like they're just getting to look.

So I always sit up. I kind of hunch over. I grab something, maybe I'll eat something just to be gross, right? Like, and, and they usually move away.

I look up and I see the guy that clocked us earlier, Nud Beach World War II packed up and he walks over. To us and he's like, hi, how are you doing today? What's the rule here? Ignore, ignore, do not engage.

I'm, yeah, I did not hear you. I don't speak English. I don't know whatever you wanna do not engage, OK? We're on a beach.

I am naked with my friends. There are not a lot of questions that you could ask right now that would be relevant to you, to you talking to us right now. You're alone, right. The only thing I could think of is you're sitting on my shirt.

Like that's, that's about it. Like I lost my phone and I was sitting right here. That's about it. But he says the worst thing that he could possibly say, worst opener in the world, which, and everybody who's in the lifestyle will understand this as soon as I say it.

Well, you guys are an attractive bunch. I already forgot what he said. And I don't say it out loud, but my brain goes, Oh, you motherfucker, you, you've got to be kidding me. Like you suck at this.

I think I just rolled my head over to you. We're just like, because we're on the same page, and then we have our polite Canadians that, uh, yeah, I look, I look off into the distance like you are an absolute amateur. That's what you came up with. You should be ashamed of yourself, sir.

You can't. You shouldn't be allowed to revoke his Hollliver card. That was the worst. So then he, he goes into number 2, which should have been his number 1.

Where are you from? You know, they start saying Canadian, and then our Canadian friends start being really, really polite because they're Canadian. That's what they do. And then you jump in and you end.

Oh, no, no, no, sorry, he, he then bookends it. He says, well, you know, I gotta know. I just, I gotta know if there was at least one person who answered, yes, I'd like to be a part of that to this question. Um, so guys, um, I do a little bit of photography and I was just wondering if I can take some photos of you.

I really wanna know if there is one person on this planet that was sitting on that beach that was like, well, yes, I do. Adult photography, yes. A little man that looks like a troll that lives in a cave. I've always wanted to be a nude beach model.

I can't believe we found one another. This is fate. What happens when he pulls his camera out? Are we doing a photo shoot in front of everybody?

I mean, I know where it goes from there, right? Let's just go back to go back there. Let's go over in the corner here. Let's go touch your nose.

Oh, sorry, I'm getting hard. Just you guys are so pretty. Yeah, it's just all bad. Porn after that with this, he was so gross and he was so gross and I don't mean that in a derogatory way, but just like he looks like that guy who's trolling a beach with a camera.

I mean just picture that in your head anyway, you, after that comment, the Canadians are like, well, can we, can we make you something to drink? They're Irish. Yeah, and I just put them in Ireland. Hi, can we get you a swat of tea?

And you're like, hey, you know what, we're just here to relax a little bit today, so could you leave us alone? I don't even know what you said. Be, be by ourselves. Thank you.

Yeah. And then he fucked off. But, um, and then, and then, and then, yeah, we, we left, we left. You almost couldn't get out of the hullover because there was so many people coming in while you're trying to leave.

That's how many people were. Coming onto the night shift, yeah, it was like, uh, the parking lot was sort of like a Black Friday type of thing where you are waiting for that spot to open because you got to get those Christmas presents. It's a Black Friday sale. It was unreal.

I have never seen a parking lot like that at a nude beach. Oh God, we've been doing this so long. Yes, this is why, again, why write a book, Richard. This is our last, our last podcast.

So that's it. So then we, uh, we called it a night. We did not have any more of the sex. We Ubered away and got on with our lives, but we will be seeing them, seeing them again at flirtation, all of them.

I hope to maybe touch them again. I would, I would enjoy having sex with her again if she enjoyed it. I don't know. It looked like she was having fun.

Uh, I'm not sure. I would like to see you with either one of those fellows again, get into an orgy situation with them. I'm sure they could cast that pretty well. Uh, they seem to be pretty good at orgy.

They're good organizers. Yeah, they are. They're very good organizers. And speaking of organizers, I think we're gonna try to do a little party with them in, in Toronto.

Yes, up in the Canada. So room 77 may be going north of the border and trying something out there, so stay tuned for that. Yeah, that'll be like a a spring type thing, right? Spring fling, spring, maybe, maybe early summer, summer, but, uh, make sure to stay, get on the list for that.

How did he do that, Richard? You get on, you go to room 77 life and you press on events. I'm just asking because it means I have to make the web page and the button for everything. It's under the tab unnamed events, unnamed events.

OK, let me write that down. Then what? And then you put fill out a form or do you, what? Fill out a form, OK, uh-huh, and.

And then your name and how much you like me, why you want to attend, and how you would make me feel important and special in Canada. Yeah, tell me how you would culturally influence me with Canadian culture. I'm gonna douse you in maple syrup, Richard. OK, we did learn a little bit about that.

We had some pancakes one day. We had some Canadian maple syrup. My staff does, oh my God, amazing things with pancakes. I believe they are protein pancakes because my cook doesn't put a lot of bad things into my body for me.

My sugar had no. Calories. OK, that's just a little something that my, my chef does for me is they make things for me that my body can process naturally. It's not a lot of sorry, let me say this in Canadian.

I was going to say processed food, but I need to, I need to translate it to Canadian. It's not a lot of processed foods. And uh one night I cooked a wonderful uh Thai dish. It was so good that I stained my new shirt that I bought.

Like I was eating it so fast that I spilled it on my shirt, right? Um, I would like them to invite me to other stuff because they cook. Kevin cleans. He's a bit of a clean freak, so.

You know what, I just want them as roommates. I know. I want to travel everywhere with them. So it was, it was, it was a good time.

I learned a lot. I, I know you did a lot. I tried really hard, um, a team player. I really let go a lot.

I did and that was fun for me. You did. I did things that I, I, I, I can't even mention. I'm just dirty, dirty stuff, Richard, just really shameful.

I mean stuff that. It would do really well on porn sites, but I can't speak of it publicly. It's just shameful. It's just, yeah, it was taboo so good.

Yeah, it was, it was, it was a pretty, it was a pretty taboo, uh, hot, sexy time. Again, I hope there were cameras, secret cameras in there, because if, if Airbnb host are like if they could send me that coverage. Like real world, but like, yeah, it just be a different angle. That'd be awesome, you know, yeah, that was it.

Thank you for participating. I enjoyed it so, so much. I, I was really nervous at the beginning and, you know, within hours it was definitely all. Everything was at ease and then first night of sexing just really put everything at ease and it was just, uh, it was just 100%.

I would do it in a heartbeat again. So fun. So two years in the making, so worth it. They've come a long, long way.

I'm super proud of them. I hate to get choked up, but, uh, We made them right, you know what I mean? We did, we did something right. Here we are.

This is the, just the closing interview, really. This is how we wrap it all up here. Now, I would like to say that you have fed us, you gave us laughter, you gave us thought provoking. Items to think about.

You made us, you made us videos, you almost made us cry. That's a separate story. Um, you made us come. So there are, there are a lot of things that happened that we're really, really happy about.

Now we came into this situation relatively fearful and rightfully so. How come? Well, because we knew that you guys were professionals, like really, really, really, really, you know. Would you say that from 2 years ago, we had the expectation that you were gonna raise the bar and like really blow it out of the water.

Like, like, well, we did the Super Bowl halftime show last time. We got to come back and do the Super Bowl halftime show this time. But this time we gotta really step it up a notch. Do you really feel like you guys stepped it up a notch this time?

I actually, I feel like we have. Yeah, it was, uh, it was a ton of fun. And, uh, yeah, I just feel like we've grown over the last two years, because we've jumped in headfirst. Having a lot of fun.

As far as the play session that we had, this is some of the hottest play I've ever had. There are things that I've done in this play session that A, I've never done before, B, I never thought I would have done before. C, things that I didn't even know you could do with the human body, and that's true. Um, are there things that were, that were first for you, and what did, what did you like about it?

It was cool. We just came in here, we created our own little, uh, playroom. We had the black lights, the erotic movie. He's playing and it was just a really hot, hot atmosphere.

What, um, how many times do you think you came? A over 100, uh, B over 200, C infinity. Infinity. I think it was infinity.

I think infinity was infinity and was the correct answer, answer there. You guys are incredibly sexy. Um, I, I, we just want to thank you so much. The experience for us was absolutely amazing.

blew it out of the water. We knew it was going. To, but we were fearful that we weren't going to be able to measure up. I still don't think we did.

We really don't. Um, so thank you again for opening our, just our, I don't know, our sexual experience once again, uh, meeting these two humble, inexperienced freaks that are now full-fledged freaky freaks. Hopefully, the next time we see you, uh, if not sooner, is in Toronto. Am I right?

Yes. Hint hint Radio wink. All right guys, thank you so much. An incredible experience and thank you guys for uh meeting us in Miami.

It was just, it was incredible. It was incredible. I just wanted to add that you guys not only was it awesome play, but to grow our friendship was super, super awesome. So yeah, sharing meals and just fucking off and I had really, really an amazing time.

So thank you. You're very welcome. And I feel proud. I feel proud that we produced something like that.

God bless them. Well, anyway, I have to go pray, so I should go get my beach towel and uh my compass and I'm gonna go shove stuff in my butt as you should have been doing this entire time. That's the right thing to do. So might I recommend that bottle of fragrance, whatever that is over there.

You know what that is. At least it wasn't that bottle. Of alcohol. No, no, no, bottle of alcohol maybe a week from now, but right now just that bottle of fragrance, whatever that is, or the stuff for Machacho's foot, one or the other, uh, they seem like the same size girthiness, a little spray bottle, uh-huh, yeah, that's not too bad.

I just put that in and go walk the dog. No one will know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get you dilated and, uh. We'll get on with our lives.

I think that's eyes. Oh, let's get you dilated. We're gonna dilate your rectum. I can't laugh anymore.

Alright, good luck with the rest of your life because I retired. Good luck with Room 77. Sexually, you're welcome for everything that I've done for you and everything that you've experienced and from here on out, this is now a show about uh TV shows and nude beaches and current events. Alright, Ryan, so that's it.

We are transitioning the show. The first show we are going to be talking about is the comedy Handmaid's Tale. Or the fabulous Netflix movie Lou. Lou.

Oh, I've watched Lou so many times. I not to. I highly recommend watching that with a blindfold. With the sound up.

Don't forget to go to Patreon to watch all of our sex stuff and don't forget to call the X Club in Toronto, Canada and ask, hey, Jake, when's room 77 gonna be there? So we plan on being there in June, but we don't know when, so, uh, we hope that you come up there and meet us and have a good time. Sorry, please have a good time with us. Sorry, Americans, you're not invited.

That's not true. You can come if you come over, if you can get across the border, come. Just don't get caught bringing me drugs. Oh no, don't say that.

No, really, I don't want them to get caught. And if you do get caught, you don't know me. That's how it works. You're not coming for room 77.

No, you're crossing that border, you get caught with drugs, you say, I'm carrying these for new with tags. Oh my God, you're so bad. Yeah, Jamie and Paul, these are for Jamie and Paul and new with tags. Yeah, they're huge drug users.

Yeah, that's what we're gonna tell everybody. Yeah, we're telling them now. Alright, Lauren, I have, uh, I have, I just have a lot of work to do. I'm gonna go check and see if my new butt plugs arrived.

Oh yeah, you should be sticking stuff in your butt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, take this measuring tape. I mean it's.

It's a rectangle. What would be fun is if you can get the measuring tape inside of your butt and then clench down and then I'll pull out the, the measuring tape, and we'll just see how strong it is. If you can hold on, it'll be fun. Or we could just go to Home Depot like that.

Uh, excuse me, I just need to get some blimpses, yeah, and you're like, Oh, I forgot how tall did it need to be and then we'll just press the orange button and just let it retract back into your butt. I think it's I wish I had the freedom to do stuff like that without getting arrested. These are great ideas. I don't know why people are not always sticking things in their butt.

This is my point. Alright, we will talk to you next time. See you later. If you enjoyed this episode, make sure to go leave a positive review.

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