Ep. 102: Jack and Jill-ing All Over Ourselves

All right, Lauren, this question comes from Flora from Finger Lakes, New York. She says, my husband won't let me peg him, but when we're out flirting with other couples and online, he teases the other couples by claiming he wants to be pegged by them, which means be angry and turned on at the same time. And then when we play with those couples, he shies away or pretends that he never said it. I know this isn't like a 911 relationship crisis, but will this pegging ever happen?

Oh, poor guy. I mean, honestly, I, I don't know if it will, but It just sounds like he's, you know, trying to impress people, getting a reaction out of people. Sometimes people are just trying to present wild and crazy, but deep down they're really not. I disagree, Lauren, and I think this is a pretty clear sign.

I think this is an SOS for a fantasy prison rape. It's, it's a really clear solution. He has to be raped. And then after that, everything's going to happen naturally.

This is how I got started. I was prison raped into my first gang. Boy Scouts. It's true.

Yeah, and then my 2nd 1, 1st, 1st communion. Oh God, yep, he was there. I was thinking about you today. Are you tired of just being outside, tired of just listening?

You hear me, you see the photos, and I know you watch me from a distance, but you're not inside, and I bet you want to be, because once you're inside my little circle, it feels different. And when you're in, you can respond to me, ask me for things and grab all of my. Attention, and that's when it starts to feel deeper, deeper into the stories, deeper into the photos, deeper into the things in my personal life. And trust me, once people are close to the edge of my circle, they easily slide all the way in, all the way for 5 bucks.

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You know, the. All right, Lauren, here we are. Wow, we started. We did start.

This is the last day of flirt. So right now we're sitting with our feet in the pool outside on Isla Mojeres. It's a beautiful sunny day. It's 82 degrees.

There's a slight breeze, a 14 mile per hour wind coming out of the east, northeast. I don't even know if that's the direction. Surrounded by topless, beautiful, beautiful people. How do you feel so far?

Describe your feeling right now. Overwhelmed, but I wish I could also make this trip twice as long so I got to spend more time with more people. I always feel that on the last day. I wish I could attend the party.

Yes, 100%. Because the name of my book is I wasn't invited to my own Party. We're going to try to talk to some guests while we're here, see how they felt about the party. Yeah, yeah, I think everybody seems to be having a really good time except for that horrible murder that happened on the.

Honestly, we can't talk about that because it's still pending investigation. We met a lot of, a lot of first timers here, which is always both scary and wonderful for us because we're happy that people took the chance. Yeah, they love it. They loved it.

They loved it, but we'll let them tell you. All right, Lauren, we have to stop. Why? Nothing happened.

Something happens and we have to address it. Well, we don't have to, but we're, we're going to it. That's what I want to talk about. What happened was, for all of you listeners out there, a cartel leader was killed this week in Mexico by the Mexican government.

What fascinated me and you because you heard me bitch and moan about it so much. Is is what happened next. Within minutes, people who visit here briefly or who have never been here or who don't live here, who don't know our neighbors, who don't know our beaches, who don't walk in our neighborhoods, who don't sit at our tables, start saying immediately, stay out of Mexico. Amazing.

Slow your roll people. Especially right now, it feels like the Weather Channel is saying there is a Category 5 over your house right now, Richard and Lauren, and you're outside barbecuing, going, what? No, it's sunny and blue skies. My dog is asleep and I don't know how to stop this freight train of misinformation.

We, we wanna just give you a sense of reality once and for all. None of what we read. It was true. None of people were telling us that was coming out of the United States was true.

It is not unsafe. We've been here for 10 years. I'm sure we've walked past a cartel, but we have no idea if we have or not. That's how much contact that we've had with this integrated group inside of Mexico.

Can't do is reduce a nation to its worst moment because if we do that, then nobody travels anywhere. And we just want to set the record straight that life is normal here. Literally, nothing changed here. Not even the travel advisory level here.

We're saying that as people that that you can connect to that are here that hear all this stuff and hear all this rhetoric. If you're one of those people that canceled, I don't want to call you dumb, but you made a dumb decision based on really dumb information. All right, now I have to get back to the show. It's gonna be much happier.

in Mexico You know. I have to glow low. in All right, now Start it again. So here we are.

All right, back, but normal and happy. The part of the podcast. Well, you heard us last time you heard from us, we're in a pool. We're around sexy topless people.

The world was so amazing back then. But what we wanted to talk about was our amazing event. Now this is something that I enjoy to do. I enjoy doing, enjoy to do, enjoy doing, but also don't enjoy doing, which is.

Ironic because it's a little like jacking off on yourself. Why don't you enjoy it? I enjoy jacking off on myself. Oh, who doesn't?

I mean, I enjoy just jacking off on myself and then raining down on myself. Yeah, I, yeah, so much. I equate it to sometimes Game of Thrones. Like I picture that my penis is a dragon.

In flight, coming down, soaring, soaring, soaring, and when it breathes that fire of lava, that is me ejaculating in my body, melting me in a erotic. Is Fabio involved? I don't even know. No, it.

It's just a thought. It's something I wanted. It's something I wanted to. I'm gonna buy you a little dragon wings for your penis, a wagon wing costume.

When you jack off, they move. It'd be hard for a woman to, to jack off on herself. I mean, you can't really do that. I can't.

You don't really have the, I mean, I guess you could if you squirt. How would you do that on yourself? I guess you'd have to do a headstand and then come down. You'd be like a, like a, like a chocolate tower, but.

Maybe champagne is a better, that's not even better. It's it's just as bad. It's all gross. It's all disgusting.

Anyway, um, I am the queen of dragons. we told you it was going to be so much funnier and more happy and like. So listen, I found a way so that we don't just absolutely come on ourselves and talk about our own event because that just gets super boring all the time. It's so awkward.

Right? So here's what I did. OK. I thought, why not get somebody to interview us about the event, someone who has a perspective.

That's not us. Yeah, so that's a good idea. So that's what we're gonna do. So we do talk to some people there and some people probably think planted.

So what we'll do is we'll talk to a couple. What I did is I came up with, because they're not, look, they're not journalists. No, they're not. They don't do this for a living.

They don't have a podcast. No interest in impressing us. So what I did is I had Chat GBT come up with questions. I promise.

prompted it to come up with neutral questions using words that like avoided leading any response. Not that, but it just avoids suggestive things just to keep it fair for everyone. So yeah, so what they'll do is they'll interview us using these baselined unbiased questions. We will answer the questions as truthful.

Hopefully we're pretty truthful people. Do we answer them in the term of hosts or as guests at our own party that we never get to go to? No, as, as hosts, we're not role playing here. Well, I don't know.

I don't know what's in your head. I'm trying to get a feel of what I'm telling you right now that everybody's learning, including you. I'm telling you, and I'm clarifying you're a horrible student. Your brain is very busy.

Well, maybe. OK, I'm clear. I'm at my own party. So all we have to do now is get in touch with the couple in case people want to go.

Yeah, no, it's great. I mean, we should get more people to go. I'm gonna wait for the unbiased questions because again, now that I'm about to say it, it almost sounds like I'm trying to be biased sales pitch. I don't, I don't want to do that.

You don't want to tell them the dates and the locations. Well, I'm gonna sit here and say it's in Isla Mojeres on the 10th to 16th of October. I mean, who would do that? I wouldn't.

No, no, it's gross. Go to room 77events.com and you can get more information like that kind of stuff. You just don't want to. Gross.

We have them here. We, we, well, not here, but we have them online and live with us. This couple, this non-podcast, non-journalist couple, non, I don't want to say non-professional, but I mean, now listen, if you saw them. You'd want to fuck them.

I mean, they're, they're a really cute couple, and I, I'm here I am being, I'm, I'm trying not to make the audience biased, but to like them, but they are. Yeah, they're hot. We're gonna call them Jack and Jill just for, just for reference because it's easy to remember. We don't want to give away anybody's identity and we don't want him to lose his job as a preschool teacher and she's running for the Senate in Iowa, so.

It's nothing we want to give away. Hey guys, how are you? Hi, we're the sexy couple. Oh, I thought there was someone else on the line.

Uh, no, they're talking about us. Oh shit. How long have we known the two of you? About 494 days.

But who's counting? You know, I don't know that 494 days is exactly right. In 494 days, 7 hours, 32 minutes. But who's counting?

Day? We weren't shitting you. We looked, we ran the math. Let me.

Just get back on track here because Richard way too much. These two not bright people decided to not really investigate what our event was, who we are. They just saw a poster and clicked buy now. They showed up, had absolutely no idea of the podcast or following or the vibe or anything like that, and they really enjoyed it.

We watched them discover us there. Fun story. I think on day 3, I showed her my penis. I caught.

You looked from across the pool and saw her showing me her vagina. Yes. And I was like, oh my God, it's so fucking. And by the way, that's how all friendships should start and lifestyle friendships for sure.

And then the bow on top was that there was a lot of pre-com to be cleaned up. Oh, what episode was that? I don't even remember. 87.

There you have it. Know our catalog better than we do. We have never slept together. Is that correct?

Sure. OK. If we did, if we did right now for all intents and purposes, we don't remember. Well, we don't recall for intents and purposes, we're pleading the fifth.

Lauren, plead the Fifth. I'm sure it was very unmemorable. Personally, how long have you guys been in the lifestyle? In the lifestyle for about 11 years.

Do you guys go to? lot of events. Do you, do you often, do you often find yourself at parties? I don't know.

It means different things are different. OK, let me narrow it down for you. Do you go to more than 2 parties per year? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it's not an every weekend kind of thing.

Yeah, yeah. The reason I'm asking is because I need the, the listener to know that you have a compare contrast. You have a bank of knowledge. For sure.

We've been to parties, different types, everything from hotel takeovers to, to house parties and whatever in between. I average every other month, an event on average. If you haven't picked up by now, Jack is very precise. One of the things that I remember when I met Jack, and this is a true story, he started asking me so many questions that I literally asked him, Are you fucking with me right now?

Because, and his, and Jill, his lovely wife said, no, no, no, he's not fucking with you. He literally asks this many questions. He's being absolutely sincere. He was shotgunning so many questions at me at the event that I thought he was fucking with me.

It was like he just wanted to trap me. thirsty for knowledge, Richard. I said, interesting people get interesting questions. All right, well, we chose you guys for a reason.

We wanted to write these questions. We love you dearly and we. Respect you because we know that you, you like our party so much. So we wanted to first ask you what we try to tell all the people, but we can't, we're hindered.

We can't talk about our own party. I mean, it's gross. So why not have them do it and have them ask the unbiased, unfiltered, neutral questions that were written by chat GPT and only chat GPT. They're not loaded suggestively or anything like that, so that the people.

can go. So I'm gonna send you these. I just want you to just read them, just read them out loud. I don't want you to really think about them too much.

Read them as if you were reading them. And again, we have not seen or read these. That is the first time, or at least that's how we're going to act. And then we'll answer as honestly as we can.

I'm going to start Jill, and I am going to send this question to her. I am ready. When we first played together as a couple, I had an amazing time. Actually, not amazing.

It's probably the best sex I've ever had. And yes, that includes my husband. So I'm genuinely curious, how do you stay so humble knowing you're out there consistently rocking women's worlds on a regular basis? How do you carry that kind of talent and still act like it's just another day at the office?

Whoa, damn, wow, Jill, I listen, first of all, this is supposed to be strictly about the event. I appreciate you asking that, but a little awkward, but I will answer because I'm actually happy you brought it up. Lauren. This is what I've been telling you how powerful of a sexual being I am, and now you have heard it out of someone else's mouth.

Words, it is something that you have told me many times. It's weird you didn't write it. Almost exactly those words came out of my mouth and somehow went into their mouths almost as a question. Do you see how powerful of a being I am out there in the universe and you don't thank me after sex.

I just take you for granted. And now I'm glad that she brought it up because I really do need to understand that I am married to this type of lover. When, when women slip into my DMs, first thing I tell them, she takes me for granted. It's the first thing they say, Hey, what's up?

My response always, she takes me for granted. Just I'm just letting you It's always good to make that separation, keep it real secret, you know. Look, it is what it is. I got, I got to let it out.

I am the queen of dragons. Again, I am a humble person and I would like it if we did not bring this up again. Yeah, it's, it's just a little awkward for Jack. I'm sorry you had to find out this way, Jack.

In fact, just to move this thing right along, I'm a little bit blown away. Same that way. I know, I know how you feel, Jack. I think, I think you have a question for us.

You're obviously not a vain or narcissistic couple like we are. And honestly, as a couple, we admire that about you. That being said, It's sometimes hard watching you spend time with some of the absolute losers. Do you have to find the guests very persistent attempts to please you sexually start to interfere with your ability to actually host the event?

Wow. Again, uh, yeah. Well, it's also, I'm glad they brought up the narcissistic thing because it's something that I wanted to tell them, but I'm glad that they're, they're starting to be a little bit self-aware. Here's the thing about that and, and the guests.

I don't think we're really aware of it just because we do put on that professional cap. I've been mistaken a couple of times that do I actually work for the hotel or am I a host of the event? I mean, I don't dress hoary. I don't flirt with the guests and all that kind of stuff.

So I don't really feel a lot of what he's describing. Yeah, everything with us comes off pretty asexual. One of the things we try to do is play pretty professional with the guests. We don't solicit.

Them in any way, not jumping into their DMs. We're not flirting with them. We're not overcomplimenting them, trying to creep them out or anything. It's less about us and it's more about the space and then they can intermingle with each other.

We're invisible. We try to pretend like we're not even there. In fact, we, we interviewed a few just so you can get a vibe as to how professional that we actually are while we're there. So you judge for yourself.

Welcome to your first MMF. It's not the first. How do you feel about this takeover so far? Did you get everything that you wanted?

Did you do everybody you wanted? Not yet. You didn't. No, he just touched you while, while he said that.

He just rubbed your leg. Is that a subliminal? I think that meant that he wanted to fuck you and he didn't get you. It may have been a message.

Sometimes I need like really clear messages because I'm so tired. I like, oh, I don't pay attention to what's happening. Don't hold the mic. Don't touch my equipment, my bad, but please do touch my equipment.

Yes ma'am. So what brought you here, sir? Well, we are really good friends with another couple here that have been. Here a couple of times, I believe, and they had nothing but amazing things to say about it and my wife have been, my wife and I have been to many takeovers and events before and we were kind of trepidatious a little bit because, you know, they all have different vibes, different energies, but so my my wife accepted the invitation because we're very best friends with this couple and we we we we came to party and have a good time and holy cow, what an amazing surprise.

You know, I'll just use my wife's words is that she said this is probably the best takeover she's ever been to just because of the energy, the safety, and just. You know, everything that's happening here is such a positive vibe. And as much as we appreciate that, and we do, how much do you want to fuck us? Well, there's a, there's a lot of fuck hungry going on right here, and us, you specifically, or us, everybody?

No, us specifically. Oh, OK. Well. Well, Richard, you are at the top of my list.

Thank you. So I gotta tell you, that ass and those legs, I've been waiting all damn week to get to our listeners listening, if you could look at this, the man that I'm looking at now, he's a specimen in every type. I am, I am pretty beautiful. I descended, I descended from heaven like this.

Look, look at the skin. Perfect. There's no hair. He doesn't, he doesn't look, he doesn't look like Thor, but he does look like Thor's cousin, better looking cousin, Special needsy Thor.

Definitely a little bit of a special needsy Thor. Did you have as much fun as you wanted to have here? I was able to actually have way more fun than I was expecting. Good.

I'm glad to hear that. I'm really glad to hear it. You, you guys are actually one of the most, if not the most sexiest couple here, most sexy. Most sexiest, and we wanna thank you for making our, our party just, and we're, we're shallow, so we, we, we appreciate that.

I appreciate that too. I'm, I'm waiting for my award. Let me know when I'm gonna get it. You look really good in red.

The first question is, did you break my fucking bed? Yes, we broke the fuck out of your bed. We're a bunch of big backs over here like the kids would say. And also, my friend, just so you know, you, I sent you a text and you ignored it.

When, when? Look at the time stamp. It's waiting for you. Oh my God, I feel like such an asshole.

You should. I didn't even see it. Rejected. I might cry a little bit.

I feel like that's appropriate. I missed my chance. Might have. Is it your first time here?

Yes. Are you having a good time? Hell yes. Did you, did you have any fears or trepidations before you came here, knowing that you've never been here before?

Not really. I think it was just about our connection with each other and then whatever else happens happens. And when you say connection with each other, do you mean me and you? Oh, maybe.

Oh, partner, OK, I'll accept that. I wish this was video so they could have seen the look on her face. You know what I like? My knee is pressed right in between her ass cheeks, and just that feeling feels just, it feels right.

It's just, oh, that feels even better. I'm getting them grinded now. Thank you for that. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

You said your wife had gone to the bathroom, but it's been quite some time. Are you sure she hasn't just left you? She did go with two other people, so, are you sure she's not in a threesome? She probably is.

OK. Do you guys play separate? We have, but not our preference. It's not our preference either.

We like to be together. Are you propositioning us? You never know what will happen. Well, I would if you tell me.

You need stronger signals like Lauren. I think that kind of speaks for itself. I mean that shit could be on 60 Minutes. That's some hard journalism right there.

That's not, not to mention, and I will say this as a credit to all the guests, during all of those interviews, my cock was out and no one even noticed because they view me as a professional, as a journalist. Yes, and it was a wreck. Always one of my favorite things about the events is seeing the Bikini Addiction custom bikini at the events. Now I say this not as a, as a customer, I'm not actually a customer of Bikini.

I mean, you could be. I, I don't judge. As an observer, they're such hot bikinis, even when I just subconsciously see them at the event, what looks like thousands of them. I don't know how many are there, but you do a custom bikini.

How many, how many would you say are there? Like, uh, 25, 30? I think about uh 35 people or 38 people, something around there hot ass bodies together in the same bikini. It's like, but that's just, yeah, that's just ones who ordered the event one then there's other people who don't order it, but they still have bought Bikini diction in the past and they sort of wear them, yeah, wear it throughout the event.

Such a great suit for the lifestyle. It's perfect. It's perfect. It makes everybody look better.

So thank you again, Bikini Addiction, for being there when we needed you most for lifting us up and lifting up those titties, lifting up those asses and making everybody look so, so amazing. What was the pattern called? It was called the butterfly effect. Butterfly effect.

Oh, so awesome. It's probably my favorite one. And I heard that from a couple of other people to date. able to get their hands on that.

No, if you do become a member, um, you are allowed to order it when we have the next event. We do let our, our members buy them, but you are either going to the event or you're a member and that's it. If you want to take a look at it, I think there's a photo floating around somewhere. Yeah, we always post the group photo up on the website just because it's super fun and everyone's ass is like amazing.

And yeah, and maybe you get a little FOMO and you want to join the next. Excellent. And if you don't know about Bikini Addiction yet, go now and find out about it. Where do they go?

Bikini Addiction.com or you can click on this episode information and use our code room 77 to always save 10% when you're trying it out. I'm sending another question over, another unbiased question that was not written by myself or Lauren or anybody at the Room 77 Corporation located in Moscow. Jill, you have a question for us regarding the event. If you could just take that.

As an experienced woman, and yes, I do mean sexually experienced, after your events, I leave feeling full. I don't mean sexually, trust me, I know that feeling. I've had plenty. I mean, my heart is full.

I saw Jill at the party and I'm pretty sure she's not talking about her heart being full. Um, I gotta, I gotta be honest with you. If that's your feeling, that's great. If that's how you feel, the, the people feel, that's great.

We gotta come clean with you right now. I mean, we just do this for the money. I mean, our heart's not really that invested. This was, this was our first business plan.

Hey, Lauren, why don't we just bring in a bunch of sex furniture and a bunch of whores and see if we can make a dollar? Yeah, I mean, it's seems to be working. Turns out people like to fuck. They love the furniture.

Yeah, they're doing great, by the way. We're not even in the lifestyle. No one even ask anymore. We've been out of the lifestyle for 8 years.

No one asked. No one even noticed. Oh God. Wait till they find out we got divorced in 2015.

It's like, I guess we're good actors. We should have done that for a living. Hey. If they're, if you're having a good time, your heart is full, that's absolutely amazing.

But we did hear from some people, hear what they had to say about the event. Let's listen to what she had to say. Some people, I got to be honest, I didn't even hear what they said. As far as the people that you hit on here, how many misses and hits did you get?

Did you, would you say 1 to 2? What was your, what was your ratio? We don't miss. You're batting 1000.

Good for you. How did you feel about the playroom? Oh, the playroom was really cool. It was awesome.

I love the playroom, and we get a lot of compliments about the playroom here. What is it about? Playroom that makes this particular playroom work so well. The beds are a lot closer together than in most playrooms, so you have an opportunity to much more easily make new friends in the playroom.

You lend intimate time or if you wanted to have more group area time, then that was. Facilitate it. All right guys, thank you so much for coming. We really appreciate it.

We hope you come back someday. Yes, play in the playroom. We have not yet. You haven't played in the playroom yet.

Is that because you don't like public sex? No, we just, because what we ended up in other areas. Oh, the lobby, the lobby, yeah, yeah, the dining room. What would you say your ratio was, Niles' success hit on.

What ratio would you say it was? Let's say 1 to 2. That's a pretty good ratio. That's a, that's a 500 batting average.

That's not bad. That's really good. Welcome and safe is, I think, a word that cannot be used enough in the lifestyle because that's the biggest thing. And I think what even I in the beginning, you had misconceptions about.

Well, I think people think it's gonna be one big fucking orgy. They do. They totally do. They ask us in DMs and we're like, no, stop.

Like, as soon as you walk in the door, somebody's gonna try to pull your pants down, and it's not like that at all. It's friendly and it's fun and it's safe, and you talk about everything from your jobs and your kids to your sexual preferences. Where else are you? Gonna goal that you had that.

I've got lifelong friends that don't know things about me that people at 77 know about me. That's awesome. I love that, and that's what makes it happy here, and there's no judgment. This is the least judgmental group of people and environment you could ever be in.

Did you feel welcome here? Always feel welcome. I love you. Better than fucking Disneyland.

That is why you feel so full. I'm going to give you one, Jack. I think you had a question for me directly. Is that correct?

I, I did. So thanks for giving me the opportunity, Richard. I, I've been a straight man my whole life. So I'm curious if any man has ever asked you, why, why is it that that I'm attracted to you in a homoerotic way?

Is it, is it your cock? Uh, I don't know. I'm glad he brought this up though. Something I would never ever bring up, by the way, as a completely straight man.

I don't know why he's getting that feeling. I, I, I mean, uh, I was curious about what people thought of, of you and me because we are so asexual at the party and we don't flirt and we don't, we don't kind of, yeah, just kind of keep it professional. So I wanted to ask how they see us. Yeah, I know it's so, so interesting.

So sex if they see us sexually and where they think that we fall on that, that scale, we asked a few people, here's what they said. If you were to guess how 5 Lauren is on a scale from 1 to 10, uh, a 77. All right, same question to me at the sexual 5, probably a little higher, but he doesn't know you very well. Not yet.

Here's a question we've been asking. It is, you've never been with, with either of us sexually, is that correct? That is correct. OK.

If, if you were to guess how, where Lauren falls on the bisexuality scale, 1 being touch is OK, 10 being. I want her to sit on my face. Where would you say she falls on that scale? A 2.

A 2. It's a really good answer. Absolutely correct. All right, me, would you say I fall 1, touch is OK, or when I eat a popsicle, I get an erection, and I'm not going to give you any hints.

I, I can't, I can't know anything. You can pretend just from what I give off, just like, just from, just from things I give off. 2, A 30, an 8. OK, it's about right.

It kind of nailed it. I mean, you had to put your hand on his cock just to lean over to get the recording my hand on his cock. I mean, that's, yes, it was resting. You know what?

I didn't even notice. That's how straight I am or how small I am. Yeah, it turns out I'm pretty gay. Up on that.

Who knew? I think maybe the erect cock hanging out of my pants may have had something to do with it. Uh, Jill had 11 final question to wrap this up. Can you tell us what that question is?

I'll send it over to you. Why do you think every other takeover? And the lifestyle just can't compete with yours. Now, I know you're way too classy to talk bad about other events.

You won't do it, but I will. They all suck compared to yours. So again, why are you so great? Hm, it's a great question.

It's like I could have wrote that myself almost. Um. Wow, uh, yeah, that's some pretty harsh words there. I would never say the word suck, let alone write it down.

You know, it's not, it's definitely not us personally. Like, like we said, again, we barely have anything to do with it. It's a money grab. I don't even think people notice we're there.

It's definitely not we're not what we're putting into the event. It's just, I mean, literally there's so much AI that is doing all this stuff now, like this whole wedding concept alone, and I don't care. stole it. From temptation after they took it from us.

What in. And then and also Richard and Lauren, you guys are top shelf. The event that you put together and choreograph and curate here and the people that you bring here, you can't do it, you couldn't do it better. You know, you're a true leader, Richard, and you are a true queen, Lauren.

You guys are crushing this. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Yeah, thank you so much.

Please, we would love to see you again. Well, I need you to pay for my trip next time. OK, we may do that. Yes, he's a gigolo.

I love you guys. I'm expensive. Everybody here should be grateful as thought. Because you guys do a really, really good job.

Thank you so much for that, and you clearly care about people. We do, but we, this is a secret. We care about you two the most, and we don't say that, say that about everybody. Why is that a secret?

We say that about everybody. Well, because I don't want everybody to know, even though it's gonna be on the podcast and they're gonna find out, we only, we care about you two the most. All right guys, thank you so much for that. Love you guys.

Thank you so much. Thanks for being here. So you sat down the first night you had dinner with someone who, it was their first time here, 1st '77 event, and they asked me why I love it, why we keep coming back, and I said, because we are safe here and it's happy, it's comfortable, it's fun. The vibe just feels really, really good.

And if you're new, um, or if you're, you've been coming for years, you talk and you visit, and there's no right or wrong answer, and I love that because there's still things in the lifestyle that I'm learning. I don't know if they all suck. You said it. We didn't.

We hope you guys come back again and again. We are unfortunately gonna keep coming back, so you're stuck with us. We have already pre-purchased our tickets for a future event, so yes, we are absolutely and just so the, the listener knows, I don't, I don't want to put you, paint you in a bad light, um, they are quite easy, so I don't. I don't want, I don't want you to think like, um, they're never gonna sleep with me.

They probably will. So, and I don't mean that as a bad thing. I just mean they're really nice. They're too nice.

They slept with us, so their standards aren't exactly high, right? We've become really close with you guys and we appreciate your friendship a lot. Thanks for bearing with us and doing this ridiculous bit with us. Um, hopefully we'll see you before, right?

They're not coming to October. They're coming to the next February, but hopefully we'll see them before. But absolutely, yeah, we met up at Desire once and, and we just find ways to find a way. Yeah, we'll find ways to run into you because that's what we do.

Where there's a will, there's a dick. Love you too. Thanks for doing this with us. It was fun.

Lauren, one of the things that people, stop playing with me. I need you to focus, OK? All right. One of the things that people are always always surprised to hear is when we do our events and we go out and we party that we are completely and utterly alcohol free.

We do not drink. We do not have a sip of alcohol in our system. Oh, there's a lot of drugs going on. But this time we had a new drug from Kush cube King Bee Distribution.

They rock and oh my God, I literally have a personal challenge for everybody. Well, I'll tell you later at the end. It's, it's really good and really wasn't until we brought them home, got the full effect because we are busy there. This is what happened.

Happened to our friendly listener, when we got home, Lauren and I decided to have a little sex session. I said, Hey, you wanna get high and have a little sex? And she said, Yeah. So she went up and she took a cush cube, 1515 mg, the 15 mg.

She's like, I'm gonna walk the dog until this thing kicks in because I can't have sex with you sober, she says. I think we've been married forever. I say I get it. I'll put the costume on because that's also a prerequisite.

It helps her get through it, right? Yeah, I hope the listener understands. They don't, so. You know, I, I, well, yeah, it kicks in, but I'm like, are you, are you high?

She's like, I'm fine. I'm like, I'm high, but I'm not like super high. I'm like, all right, I just, I honestly have a few things to do down here and I'm gonna be right up and I'm profusely apologizing to you and I start texting. you because I know that you're upstairs and you're waiting for the for the queen of dragons to come up there and take care of you.

And I'm slowly start to realize through your texts, you are high AF just fuck it. You're like. What? And I'm like, what are you doing?

And you're like, oh, because I thought you were getting ready, like getting all sexed up. Yeah, I know. But then you're like, oh, I may be, I may be high. And I'm like, why?

And mind you, we're supposed to be having sex this moment and I'm a little late trying to get up there. And you send me a photo of you who are starting to reorganize your closet. Which I didn't know what I didn't even plan on doing that. Next thing you know, this entire shelf is lined up in rows, bottle sizes, small to large, like all my perfumes are organized.

I'm like, Oh, you're super. Oh my God. Here's what I loved about that high the most because our listener knows that you don't come easily. Most of our listeners have been with you sexually.

This is true. So they know that. But what I loved about it was when we made Sweet, Sweet Love to. When we made love upon the iron throne, you came so, not only so many times, but so hard.

Yeah, I shot your dick. You shot my dick out of your vagina at least 4 times, which I still don't understand as a bodily function. I'm orgasming, get out. Doesn't make any sense to me.

Listen, I don't want children, and my, my vagina knows that. Not many people say that they want children inside of their vagina, but I understand what you mean. Anyway, this stuff is the real deal. And I want to clarify the high because this is what I loved so much about this is, and it's why I didn't want to really try it hardcore at the event because I am so tired and we're kind of like in this muddled mental state and I wanted to come where I was energized, right?

So with this high, I called it a mental high because it wasn't a head high. I wasn't like, uh. Uh, I was like lucid and, and coming up with creative ideas and like, you know what we should do is we should do this and I was organizing. I was like, I think is what made the sex and the orgasm so hard because it was just like, I was just like, you were dirty talking to me and I was like, tell me more and this is yes and I cock feels so good and it's like not that good.

You kicked it out of your vagina a lot after orgasming and then I put it back in. I think we should do it again. Oh, we should do it. We should get a lifetime supply.

Where do they get this magic, these magical, magical gummies? Go to King Bee Distribution. I'll put the link down in the show notes. Use our code room 77 to save 10%.

These were 15 mg ones. They have up to 250s, I think. I think they were 500, but I don't, it's like 1000. But speaking of butts, my next one is to try it in my butt.

Anal. Oh wait, me in your butt or the gummy in your butt? The gummy in my butt. Can I put the gummy in your butt with my penis?

OK. I mean it would be better if I had a little bit of time. Well, maybe that's the second dose. Can I re-dose?

I'll re-up you. That's how we re-up now. It's how everyone does it. It's not boofing, it's poofing.

Because it's a penis. The thing I did try at the event was the crayon gummies, which is their energizing one. It was like a crayon and caffeine blend. Yeah, I had one of those.

It was really good. Yeah, they did give me energy. This is the real deal, and I just need you to try it so that you understand. I literally will challenge you with, if you don't think this is better than what you're currently chewing, I will send you nudes.

That is my challenge. That is my guarantee that I'm so confident that people will like it. I will up that do. Do it.

You find something better. I will send you Lauren herself. How is that for a deal? That's a challenge.

This is the best challenge. You find something better, I send them to you. Great, great in a suitcase. I don't know if I'm paying for the travel.

OK, they have to pay for the flight. Small asterisk at the fountain. Lord, please pay for the flight. Small print.

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