Ep. 13: Stay Away From My Husband’s C@ck! – Swinger Podcast

Are you married?

How long  have you been together?

Do you sleep naked?

Do you have  jacuzzi anywhere in your home?

How often to you go to bars or clubs?

1. Never.
2. Within the last 6 months.
3. You have to wrap up this interview because you’re on the pole.

When is the last time you had sex outside of your own home?

1. Within a week.
2. Within 6 months.
3. I am currently getting banged in the office and stationary section of Walmart.

How often find yourself naked in random places?

1. Once a year?
2. Over 6 times a year
3. Almost every night.

When’s the last time you or your wife got a lap dance at a strip club?

How many apps on your phone require passwords to open?

How many photos can people see from your vacations?

1. 25%.
2. 50%.
3. We tell people we dropped our phone in the pool.

Do you have a giant blow up unicorn floating in your pool?

Have you had to call a friend the day after looking for a piece of your clothing?

Do you own more costumes than a Halloween store?

Do you find yourself pointing out hot men/women to your significant other?