Ep. 9: Hotter, Younger, Tanner... Blowjobs For Everyone!

This podcast contains explicit content, language, and sexual situations. It is intended for adults 18 years of age and older. Views, thoughts, and opinions expressed are not those of any specific employer, group, or individual. Fed up with the rat race, we decided to sell everything and move to Cancun, Mexico.

We do what we love, work, party, and play at the desire resort. After 15 years in the lifestyle together, we thought we saw it all, but we were so wrong. So wrong. Oh my God, so wrong.

Now we want to share the fun that we get to have every day. So come to room 77. Let's play. All right, so before we get started, I want to tell you about our affiliate program, something that we should have done a long time ago, but we are amazing procrastinators.

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Because it's mine. I'm saving it. It's gonna be there when I'm, we're running out of Nicorette. I know that's what I was gonna say.

Tell someone to bring us, someone bring us Nicorette. The generic's fine. Fine. Someone out there in the United States, you cannot get Nicorette here, and, uh, we chew it like it's saving our lives, right?

Well, I'm sure it's killing it. I mean, it's. Than smoking, right? I just like it.

It keeps me awake. All right, well, uh, so does cocaine. I don't do cocaine, so I do Nicorette instead. Sometimes I snort it.

What were you telling me today in the car on the way to, uh, to Palaa about the Joe Rogan thing that we watched? OK, so we watched the, um, what's her name, Nikki Glasser, Glazer, Glasser. I don't know, Nikki something. I don't know.

Apparently she's popular with the kids. Millennials love her. Her, she was doing this talk with Joe Rogan about blowjobs. She said she doesn't think that there's any way people can enjoy it.

I mean, who could enjoy giving a blowjob? So to her, no one could enjoy giving a blowjob. Yeah, who could? It's it's unbelievable.

It's unfathomable. And for me, I'm such an oral person. What else did she say? Because that was, you're, you're so angry right now.

I know it's hard for me to that you're, you're not focused. I, I rarely see you flustered, flustered. So you're literally rolling up your sleeves right now if you're going to punch her. Like you're, like you're a boxer from.

I'm getting prepped. I'm getting prepped. Put up your dukes, Nikki. That's right.

I wish you said that in like a dragnet voice. Put up your dukes, Nikki. Yeah, like that. And she was trying to convince Joe to say the guys should just lie and be like, Oh, you're great.

And then over time you would keep doing it, getting better, and then everyone wins. Yeah, I mean, I disagree with it too. So did Joe. I mean, I don't know if she was doing a bit or she was.

Trying to be funny. I mean, it wasn't really funny to me. It was kind of, yeah, she said she was talking about blowjobs a lot on stage. So I feel like she was working out a bit.

But if anybody took that as advice, it would be just, it's bad advice. So don't take it as advice. If anyone feels like they're not good at something or they're less than in this sort of empowered women world that we live in, just have the confidence to, if you're not good at something, it's OK. You don't have to be.

The best. You don't have to be perfect. You don't have to be perfect, a perfect sex slave for your male master. Exactly.

I'm sure that there are times when a guy has gone down on. You and you're like, I'm sorry, can you repeat that back? I've got, I'm talking like as the for the women. 00, you weren't talking in first.

OK, I get it now. I get it now. Sorry, I know I always talk to you, but this was a, well, no, no, no, no, I mean, I, I, I find a lot of pleasure going down on a woman, right? But that falls into one of the things that we really believe in, which is really being able to get pleasure.

Some people really do get off giving pleasure, so I enjoy. Being oral, I don't know if I'm good at it, but that shouldn't really be her number one concern, because if her number one concern is being absolutely 100% this is just to please you, then she's not. Yeah, you're missing out. Yeah, you only got a part of it, right?

Yeah, but there is pleasure in pleasing your partner and not he's expecting me to please him kind of way. It's. Communicative. Yeah, everything is a, it's, I don't know, you should be there participating.

It's not, you should never feel obligated to do anything, or it's like you're expected to do something. And then that's when the judgment kind of comes on to yourself is, am I doing this right? Am I doing what he's expecting me to do? Just do it and communicate about it.

If you want to ask a question, ask, are you enjoying this? Do you like it? Harder. Do you want it more down at the base?

Do you want whatever? Do you want a pinky in your ass? I don't know. I think this is common though with women.

I think a lot of women are really afraid that they suck at blowjobs because, uh, we live in a society where women unfortunately are expected to be, you know, sexual dynamos or I guess expectant. All women should give great blowjobs. I, I just think it's kind of sexist, kind of. Well, it is, I, I think that, uh, a lot of people can get turned on in more ways than just, OK, let's kiss and then let's go to third base and do oral and now let's fuck.

So then what's your suggestion? I do understand if you see in porn the Women who are going to shove a cock down their mouth, and they're slobbering all over. And I think that the whole concept of giving a blowjob, we don't really know how to do it. There's no class, there's no, you know, there's no sex ed on giving a blowjob.

And so, it's hard for us to ask questions. It's hard for women to. Ask questions, especially in the beginning of a relationship, and then it gets to a point where it's almost too late to ask questions. I never want people to feel like you can't outright communicate with your partner and ask them anything about it.

But I think that the whole porn perception of it is. Very intimidating for, for women. Going down on women is always different. I don't know what every woman wants.

Some, some women are different, but there are some very basic things that you do and certain things that you don't do in, in my opinion, which is, you know, one is like, for example, like, don't handle the kitty rough. Be gentle with the kitty. A lot of times in porn, you know, they're whacking it with a tennis racket. And they got a belt sander on it and just like, and she's going crazy.

Oh my God. So if that's any indication of blowjobs for using that as instructional, then I would have to say, yeah, it's not, it can't be accurate and going off of porn isn't, isn't the best way. I just think that it's, it's less to do with porn because I don't think a lot of these women who are insecure about giving blowjobs are taking their cues from porn. And saying, oh, I don't do it like that, because I don't think a lot of women do watch that much porn to come to a conclusion like that.

I think that they are just expected to be good at something because you're a woman. You're a woman, therefore, you should know how to give a blowjob, which sounds like something out of 1860. Don't get me wrong, 1860, fantastic year. It was a good year.

It was the year that OK, Google, tell me something that happened in 1860. Here was the year that Abraham Lincoln was nominated for president. Ah, yeah, so that's just off the top of my head, right? You know what I mean?

I just, these are things that I remember. So what would you say to these women that are not as confident? If you are not confident in giving a blowjob, there's nothing wrong with it. Basically, the first thing that I was told actually by you, me, um, was to always use a hand.

Oh, well, yeah, and you know where I learned that from. I think I, I don't know if this is true, but it may be true, but this is what's coming into my head. It was a documentary called It Ain't Easy Being a Hoe, Pimp Up, Hoe Down. Yeah, you remember that, I remember that.

I watched, and I think in that documentary she talked about how she could blow a guy without ever actually having her mouth touch his penis. That was a hooker, obviously. Well, with the title like Pimp Up Hoedown, it ain't easy being a hoe. It took place in Atlantic City, Oh wow, which what used to be a hell of a town.

Thanks. Now, thanks, Sinatra, it's a cesspool. Oh God, uh, yeah, so that was really a, that was a game changer for me because I, in my head I've always kind of associated them as one with one is hand job. blowjob.

So you would say to them, make sure you're, you're not thinking of it as just oral. You're thinking of it as, as a combination of a hand job and a blowjob. So that'll, that should take some of the pressure off because it's not 100%. This thing's in my mouth and I have to do all go up and down and up and down and it's not all that, no, I, if I'm in a situation where because I can't blow people from the side, I don't know why.

All right, so how does that translate? Get in a good position. Yeah, get in a good position. Don't be afraid to, to sort of assume.

Dominant role and and push them in a way, push down and re-situate yourself so that you can do a better job. Make sure that you are in a comfortable position for you, not necessarily for him. Exactly. Now that's way better put than what I did.

Well, I'm just trying to help you help them. All right, what about saliva? I like it sloppy. Yeah, I like it sloppy too.

So what advice would you give that? Listen, if your mouth is running dry, you need to stop talking, take a sip, a couple sips of champagne, get back down on it, right? You need to Marco Rubio that, that mouth. You do.

That is as you lean over. Take a sip out of your water. I don't care where you find that water. I don't care if you're being televised.

You hydrate. Yeah, yeah, it's, it is important. So Rubio, that mouth, uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna coin that too late. I already did trademarked, so.

So, all right, I don't know if you do this. Do you look at me like, do you try to get eye contact with me? Not really. Do you do it with the other 8 or 9 guys that you blow every week?

Um, no, because I usually like to blow with my eyes closed. OK, I mean, for some guys, I'm just gonna answer the question for you. For some guys, it's a turn on, right? Yeah, I see this a lot in porn, and I see other women who do it to me.

You see a lot of porn. I live out in a porn hotel, almost sort of, not always porn. It's like walking through sexy channels. Sometimes you're walking through Cinemax, sometimes you just hit a little HBO, sometimes even Animal Planet, and then you walk through and you're on Playboy TV getting back to blowjobs.

You know it's not a turn on? Teeth teeth, not, not, I mean, good teeth are for you, a lovely smile. That's one of, one of the things that attracts you to a human being. Do you ever look at a woman's mouth and are like, she has a really small mouth that's not going to be good for me?

No, but I do look at lips and go, Oh God, I could see those wrapped around it. That's so funny. Yeah, that happens at least 8 times a day, maybe 10 times. That's just before lunch.

Now what then this has happened to me. What if a woman, I'm getting oral stimulation and she, I do feel teeth. I gotta tell you, it's not something that you can ignore. It's not like I'm gonna work through this.

It's super uncomfortable. It would be like the difference between tickling my balls and punching my balls. One of those things does not feel good at all. So what do you do?

What would you, what would you want to hear? You feeling in your teeth. Just say that. I prefer anything straight up.

Be careful. Let me change positions, have him change positions. If you need to men, tell her something more gently, speak that language that you think she's going to understand. And for those of you.

Of you who want to learn how to deep throat, you're not expected to be able to do it on the first try. You have to, you have to practice. You have to get there, get used to it, learn where your gag reflex. It's a good reflex to have.

For getting through life as a human being, but not a great one for great oral sex. I know when I go down on women, most of the time I feel like I have no idea what I'm doing. I think a lot of guys do, but we try, but we feel the same way, and that's why I'm trying to. Why do men feel like I'm just going to slap my tongue on it and rub it around and, and just do it?

Why do, why do women feel, I think we're overly emotional about everything, and I think guys, I mean, do you ever think that does she? You think I'm a good kisser. Do you ever have that thought run through your brain? 67 times a day?

Really? To who? I don't kiss a lot of women. Oh, well, yes, when I do, yes, I do have that thought.

OK, well, you're abnormal. I don't think most guys do. What my point was, is I think women are judging themselves more than guys do. I think guys are just like, I'm just going to go down there and then we'll eventually start fucking.

Yeah, like. To check that box, but I, I've seen some guys who are really into it. I mean, I get really into it when I'm down there. Yeah, there's a lot of guys that love it.

Yeah, so if there are a lot of guys who love it, then there are girls who actually love it. So Nikki Glaser, Glas Glassing me, Glasser, Nikki Glasser, fail. Yeah, she's wrong. Yeah, OK, so if for anyone who's not confident in going down there, let's get you there.

I want you to be there because there's nothing to be afraid of, right? Take off the. Chance one, very important first step. That is a good first step.

Don't be afraid whether it's hard or soft. That's another thing. And for me, it start with it like you're kissing. Start with it like you're making out with it.

And then you just kind of progress, get your hands involved, try different rhythms, try different intensities with your mouth as far as like being not suctiony. That's not the right word. I don't know, pressure. Pressure, yes, try different pressures, try different speeds, using a hand with your mouth, paying attention to just the head, slowing it down and just teasing the head with your mouth.

Check in with him. That's the whole point. Whether you want to ask or whether you want to rub a hand up his chest and check whether his mouth is open and take it and slap it on your face. I love that.

Oh, I love it. It's my favorite. I like when they start beating themselves with it, like they're using it as a beating stick. So I'm here with room 2403 and 2505.

Do you enjoy giving blowjobs? I'll start there. Yes, I am here with what room are you guys in? 2.

Seriously, how are you getting back to your room? 2402. OK, I am here with 2402. They think.

You enjoy giving blowjobs. Yes, I do. Totally love. I love giving a blowjob.

I love it. Do you think there's anybody out there who doesn't enjoy giving a blowjob? If they don't enjoy it, it's because they're thinking too much about it. If you met somebody who had, uh, insecurities about giving blowjobs, is there any tip?

I would say relax, use both hands, explore. Do you want me to squeeze harder? Yeah, what do you want? Go slow.

I don't know if I'm good at it or not good at it, but I just love doing it. So whether it's not good or not, I don't care. I just love doing it. Have fun with it.

Don't overthink me. One of the hottest things you can do is like doing two blowjobs at the same time. Oh my God, that's the hottest thing you can do for me. That's my favorite thing in the whole world.

Me too. No wrong way to give a blowjob. Too much teeth. That's probably a good one.

I like the deep, the deep, and then she focuses just on the tip. And then the underside of my penis head. I mean, it's, it's that mixture of just blending it all up that makes it so good. Uh, I don't know.

I really like the tip, working the tip. That's a good tip. You know, the worst blowjob I ever got was pretty damn good. He loves when I'm like just like gagging and like salivating and my eyes are like that part's not so fun, but I know he likes that part, so I'm like, OK, how many licks does it get to to get to the center of a titsie roll.

How quickly can you as long as there's no crunch at the end, crunch. Can I tell him about last night's conversation? Please do. It was just a joke, but I said, What if I would have been a transvestite?

And he said, As long as you gave head like you did, we could have worked it out. I, that wraps it up. Good luck finding your room. And whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

Who was Susan, do you think? Who was Susan? It wasn't Susan. We were just saying another name for a lazy Susan would be an unmotivated Susan.

But why is it a Susan? Who was Susan? Oh, I don't know. Like Philip, the Philip screw, his name was Philip, I guess.

Susie invented the lazy Susan. All right, I just am curious if it was a Susan. Come on, Susan, just walk around the table and get it. No, I want something that spins.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna sit here. I'm gonna spin it. I'm naming it a lazy Susan. All right, I'll work on it in the garage, Susan.

That's how it happened. That's a fact. You couldn't make that up. I read that on Wikipedia.

I'll type it in tonight to Wikipedia. OK. It'll need a, it'll need a citation. OK.

All right, here we are again. Uh, hello. Hi, how are you? Good to talk to you again.

How you been? So good. Good, good, good, good. Where have you been?

No, I'm kidding. I've been doing stuff. I was cutting our small film that we cut together for breast cancer awareness, which is sort of important to you, and I wanted to discuss Panther, Oh God, among other things, Millie, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, Millie, my girlfriend, mine. I actually married her, if you remember, look, I don't have time to fight about this.

She's mine, but she doesn't love me, and we're going to get, we're going to get there. I just think she has to get to know me better. If you haven't seen Millie or you haven't seen Panther, go to the website and check out the video for breast cancer awareness that we put up. She is the girl that's, that's not Lauren, and I am the guy in there that is Richard and not Panther.

So Panther looks like Panther looks like he jumped out of Game of Thrones, right? And he just started work. How long has he been working at maybe like a month or two, and the ladies. Oh my God.

All I hear is like my boyfriend Panther. Yeah, I know. Stealing my line, first of all. Second of all, he's an actual stripper.

He's been a stripper for, I don't know, I hear 50, 60 years. That's what I, that's what I hear. I hear he's very good. And not only that, and I haven't seen the show yet.

I keep hearing that he does full Monty. He does. He does. Yes, Alfredo told me.

Anyway, really, really sweet guy, and we asked him to do this video with us, but I think everybody needs to go check Panther out, and I mean every bit of him because he is not shy. He is. He's not a shy man. He is a good looking man.

I mean, he is not as pretty as Millie. He's gigantic, and Millie may be the smallest human being on the face of the earth. Herein lies our mistake. When we cast our video on the guy version, I picked someone who is larger, muscular, tanner, taller, younger, and better looking than myself.

You pick someone who is half the size of you, half your age. And tits that are 3, maybe 5 times the size of yours. And she's from Venezuela, so she's so tan, right, super tanned. So basically, given, uh, the perspective of the lens, so you look like this giant pale Siberian snow monster.

Do you remember when I did that behind her? I was like, she just starts giggling and I look like a ladyboy from Thailand. So the whole thing just was like, what were we thinking? But we thought during the whole thing we're like, yeah, this is great.

Truth be told, you came out looking phenomenal. No, you did. I mean, you look, you look great. I, however, cut myself out of 99%.

Stop nodding your head. I just, you get so down on yourself. I'm not down on myself. It's just, you know, I, I, there were some shots where I was leaning over Millie and immediately turned into grandpap porn.

It's like. Granddaughter's friend came over. It was just bad. It was just bad.

Anyway, enough of that. So that now we've learned I'm only casting people that are height, weight, age, color, proportionate to us from now on. That's it. When, uh, she was on top of you, it looked like she was riding you like a little horsey.

Yes, you told her to. Do you remember? And then she's like, What? Because Millie doesn't speak English and we don't speak enough Spanish to communicate with Millie.

So Panther was the translator. Yeah, Panther helped us out a lot that day. I really appreciate his help because he was holding lights and he was just doing a lot. He's actually really creative.

He's actually got a really creative mind and I just have a lot of respect for that guy. All right, so that I think is, is the story. If you haven't seen. Go look on our website.

We'll tell you at the end. The other thing I wanted to talk about was the editing part. And when you were showing me these clips, I was getting really turned on. Oh, I was so hard watching the two of you over and over again, like on a loop, me and Millie.

Yeah, that's what got me turned on too. Yeah, it was really, really hot. And it's so funny because when I was shooting it, I wasn't really letting myself go emotionally as much as I would want to. Sort of really get into it because I was trying to be this professional sort of thing to not let it come across, but just seeing visually the two of us together was, it was very erotic.

I think because it, it was, there's clothes on and there's not a lot of clothes. Well, I mean, you know, we weren't tiny little panties, tiny panties, but that's hot. Yeah, my sock has more fabric than you had on, yeah. You're right.

You did play it professional. You almost made it until you started getting turned on at the end with Panther, because Panther at the end just started attacking you and you were like, OK, what, what, what am I? What am I? I got so flustered while Panther was attacking you, I didn't realize I was holding the phone backwards and I got footage of my face.

Because I was using the phone, I got footage of my face just based on the floor because I was just flustered. I was just flustered, flop sweating. Yeah, so, but it was fun. All right, what else?

Because we have to go. Um, my butt hurts because you sit on this chair, so weird. I'm gonna order you a pillow from Amazon. That's it.

We've reached, we've reached a point in my life where I have to put a pillow under my old ass. And you're saying there's nothing wrong with me. Millie's never going to love me. She's never going to love me.

She doesn't have to know. It's just bad. No, it's going to be good. It's really bad.

You're going to make her laugh with her sense of humor, and she can't understand me. You're going to learn Spanish and you're going to charm her. See, esper, did you notice when we took that workshop, we took a workshop. It was not our workshop on Wednesday.

We were for the first time in a workshop and not teaching it. And I'll just leave you with this because I haven't told you this yet, is when you, and I hope ours isn't like this, but when you are giving instructions like that for guys to bend down and kiss a woman, when you look up, it is just a sea of assholes looking at you. Every asshole is just staring at you. Do you, does that happen in our workshops?

It does. And you look up and it's just a sea of assholes. Well, I see some balls sometimes. The reason that's the reason I'm laughing so hard.

Because I look and I'm like, oh good, they leaned over and they're touching their wife with their body, right, but I'm never usually that low. I'm not usually on their level. I'm usually above, somehow above, but this time I was on everybody's level. I was and I was at sea level, which is assholes and taint, yeah, winking at me.

All right, that's it. I've noticed it when the women rub the men, but I don't think that women's assholes are ugly. So no, it's, it's, you know, it's kind of sexy because there's, there's, uh, there's something going on. It's a very provocative pose.

But when guys, when guys are in that position, it looks vulnerable. It looks, yeah, it just looks like we caught you in a personal moment. Like that good naked, bad naked. Yeah, it's just one of those things where women do it.

You're like, oh, wow, that's so hot. You know what's that yoga move? What's the yoga move? Downward dog, cat cow.

That's what you're thinking of cat cow, cat, and cow. No, that's the downward dog. Well, downward dog is like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cat is where you round your back, and then the flip side is cow, and that's when you stick your butt out and your head up. That's the one, yeah, man doing cow.

Oh, naked, not great. Anyway, that's too funny. That's a great thought. I love that.

All right, so that's, I don't have any more time for you. All right, I'm going to be sleeping down here tonight just so you know what it feels like to not have somebody on the far, far side, on the other side of the pillows, not touching you at all, hogging the sheet. I don't hog the sheet, not here. Well, it's too hot.

You used to steal them from me. Well, I was cold. I know. I'm cold and I'm selfish.

You, I will talk to you tomorrow. At some point, maybe we'll get on the microphones and discuss what we're gonna have for dinner. Till next time, it's Sarah Clayton, the Playboy model, the Maxim model, the men's health model. Sarah Clayton is going to visit us at Desire.

When do you arrive? Uh, we get there on November 6th. Yeah. I'm waiting for you.

We're excited to. We're really excited to hang out with you when you get here, and you're a huge fan of Desire. You've been coming for years, yeah. God, yeah, we started coming when Pearl opened like 6 or 7 years ago.

Yeah, same with us. Yeah, I mean, that's when we started coming down, been addicted ever since. We loved it so much we moved here. Try that one on for, Sarah, beat that one.

Yeah, that's hard to beat. Yeah, so. Now you are coming down here teaching a workshop this time called How to Pose Like a Playboy Model. Yes.

What are we, can we expect to do in the class? Um, so in the workshop we're we're focusing on helping women become more confident and comfortable with having their photo taken, because, you know, a lot of people that are in the lifestyle like to do some little intimate boudoir photo sessions with their partners. And we thought it'd be a really fun way to help them be able to embrace their body, embrace their sensuality, whether it's at home, for selfies, doing their intimate boudoir sessions, or even if it's just for profile photos for their lifestyle websites that they're on. Just kind of little tips and tricks on how to look your best self in your photos thing and how to put your best foot forward.

We have a like kind of a slideshow we go through, then we have samples. We are going to get like tips. Yeah, we, we have an entire list of different body parts and how to best pose them to make it look very feminine, very sensual and inviting in all of the photos, and we even have a sample illustrations and how to progress through different poses. Is there a pose that makes my breasts look bigger than they actually are?

Yes. Yeah, it's called pushing them together with your, with your elbows. Right? Actually, you're right.

Yeah, that is true. That's that's one that I use all the time. So the tricks that can be so simple and so, so effective just using light and positioning and tilting a leg one way or whatever way, and it can change your entire body and like using force perspective and stuff like that. Oh, exactly, yeah.

Should we be prepared with bringing shoes, like high shoes? Well, we have it listed that anybody can wear whatever they're most comfortable. And so, uh, if you just want to be in your bathing suit, that's fine because I think we're going to be doing it in the discotheque. So it's not going to be in public view that anybody can be watching.

It's going to be a more intimate setting. So really whatever they're comfortable wearing, uh, whether it's, you know, a piece of lingerie they brought for the trip or their bikinis, or even if it's just like shorts and a tank top. But if anybody wants to bring heels, even, yeah, that's more than acceptable. And you know, whatever is how what's going to make them most comfortable is right, whatever makes them comfortable.

Can the husband Bring a camera. Can the husbands come? Can they? Oh yeah, we want it to be, you know, couples, a few moments to come by herself.

She's more than welcome to, but we do want it to be couples so that they can learn how to work with each other and even show the men if it's a man taking the photo. I mean, they could always switch around too, but whoever's taking the photo, help them kind of figure out what is the best aspect, where to sit or where to stand and how to even best direct the person in the photo. Model tips and photos. They're more than welcome to bring their, their cell phones with them too if they.

to practice. Is the information anywhere up on the desire site where they can go check it out? It is. It's under special activities.

It's under entertainment, probably under special events, special events. Oh, exactly, yeah, especially, yeah, special events. And other than that, people can find you on Facebook. Facebook is just Sarah Clayton fan page on there is Ms.

Clayton. Twitter is Sarah_Clayton81. I wanted to ask you about the Facebook page that you started for women, for desire. Oh my God, it's so much fun.

Yeah, how's that going? It's going awesome. It's really growing. Uh, it started back in July because I kind of thought there's nowhere on Facebook where just the ladies can kind of talk to each other.

Right? And this is a place where women can go and talk about men penis size. Exactly. We just bashed everybody.

All right, well, what is that Facebook group called? So the name of it is Ladies Love Desire, but I have it so that, uh, the way it pops up is literally L with a heart and D. So that if anybody gets notifications on their phones, it doesn't pop up and kind of give them away. So you're really smart.

Thank you. It's also categorized as a secret group, so the only way into it is to be invited by someone that's in the group. So it's not going to show up on anybody's profiles. It can't be searched, so it's super under the radar.

No one's going to know that anybody's in it. Fantastic. Can't wait to see you, and we will check in again with you once you're down here. Meanwhile, we hope you're enjoying your cold weather back in the United States.

Thank you for rubbing that in. Thank you so much for, for getting in touch with us. We want to encourage everybody to stop by, see Sarah, learn some tips. She will be the, the week of the 6th in November, and we will see you when you get here.

Hurry up, OK? Thank you guys. Can't wait to see you. All right, bye bye so much.

All right, so what have we learned? We learned that, uh, Nikki's last name is pronounced. Glaser, Glacier and apparently pretty popular. She is popular, yeah, kind of successful, so who knew?

Bright and funny, but shouldn't give advice on blowjobs. Well, I hope she doesn't come after me. What else did we learn? We learned that it is not good to cast people who are tanner than you or younger than you.

And if you want to check out that video, go to our website. Where is it? Room 77. Podcast.com.

Don't miss Sarah when she comes in. Sarah Clayton will be here the week of the 6th. Changed our Twitter handle. We did, yeah.

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