Ep. 87: Girls' Reactions to Penis Size and Dancing Naked in the Rain

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We don't give a fuck. All right, Lauren. We have started. Yes we have.

We have so much to, to go over, so much we're gonna leave out because there's just, it's just way too much. A little bit about what we're talking about is Sim, our event that we just finished, and we don't usually talk about the event because it usually comes across boring, but I wanted to bring up another facet of the guests and what they took out of it. Because I think it's important for people who don't normally go to these takeover things, what they take out of it compared to whether they go to desire. Well, this one might actually be the same, but, yeah, the feelings and regrets and successes and stuff like that.

And in that sense, I think it can help. We're going to use Hurricane Milton to help as a descriptor. I don't know, as something. I mean, I know that he, he.

Caused some damage and destruction and we're sorry for all of that, but he also grazed past us in the very beginning of our, the start of our event. In the beginning of this, we always track the weather and make sure everybody's gonna be safe and sound and dry, right? So Milton was supposed to just come by and uh we woke up one morning and Milton decided, you know what, I'm gonna come to the party and we were like, no, Milton, you're not. No, I was like, yeah, I'm gonna come, but first I'm gonna shut down the ferries, and we're like, oh, Milton, you're such a dick.

Why you gotta do that? Yeah, so on our first day when people were supposed to arrive, they shut down the ferries, and I thought, oh my God, this is like the ice thing that happened in Texas in 2020. This is just gonna be a nightmare all over again. We did it in the in cold weather, now we're gonna do it in the tropics.

It will just finish after this. This is just retirement. It'll bookend it really nicely. We just need some homeless people to show up and it'll be.

Perfect. Lo and behold, the hurricane which we have to dodge and weave and shift and find places for people to stay and you know you just have to adjust is basically what I'm saying. The next day by about 5 o'clock the ferries opened up again, so we got all of our people. Now we were gonna have a party regardless of how many people were there.

If we had the party with 20 people, we're gonna party with 20 people. We're like the theme night. On, so just wear it anyway and we'll see what happens. We're gonna have a lot of fun or make fun for the people that are here, the people that came early, whatever.

We're gonna go dance in the rain. That's what we're gonna do. So the party went off without a hitch. Everybody showed up, entertainment, whatever, where I get my anxiety aside from schedules and things, people actually showing up and weather and weather, which, by the way, was perfect because afterwards the weather.

It was perfect is that I talk so much on the podcast and then in person I don't talk at all. I'm like a mute in person. Yeah, I'm definitely more outgoing in person and then here you're like a mute like say something and I'm like, give me your opinion. What?

I don't know. I don't know, right? So it's like opposite world and even when I'm talking to people, I get nervous. I'm just like, I don't know what to say to them.

I don't know. And you're like in 2nd grade. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's that we meet everybody in this telegram group that we start for each event and it was going well, but a lot of the people weren't in it in this one.

I don't know. Usually a lot of people show up, but what what happened in this party is a lot of people started showing up that we didn't really see or know that we're gonna show up and we got a mix of beautiful people. We got some Texas people, we got, I mean, not the Texas people. Beautiful, but they're just different.

They're Texas people. It wound up being one of the most, one of the best crowds that we wound up with. There were times with that Telegram group that it told a different, a completely different story. Oh, for sure, because at times it just went dark, which is why that group, while it helps a lot, also drives us a little bit crazy.

It's not an accurate representation. One of the people that I had seen in that group was this. Really, really smoking hot couple. I remember clocking them and just not being predator-like, but like they're hot.

They're probably gonna go find another hot couple that I saw. They're gonna link up and never talk to us, and that's fine. We don't have time to play at the party anyway, but like just whatever. I don't like you anyway.

Like I'm just gonna find excuses why I don't like you because you're not gonna talk to me. Oh God, that's so funny. Do you know the couple I'm talking about? Right?

I don't even remember when. I started talking to them. I know that I started talking to you first, obviously, obviously, because I was like, yeah, I've flirted with them already. You're like, you have.

I'm like, Yeah, go talk to them. They're sweet. Also, I have no idea who anybody is, whether it's a profile or in the telegram. I cannot seem to link profiles with real people.

Yes, it's really hard. I have no idea who, who I'm speaking to until 2 hours later when I'm alone in my room and I go, Oh, I knew I recognized those balls. So I'm, I'm kind of really bad at it. It, it doesn't really matter to us because we don't really play at the parties anyway, but it is still a release of some sort, you know what I mean?

Like it's still a sexual release charged, and you wanna participate. You wanna soak in that energy and feel sexy. The hurricane is gone. Party on, all problem solved, right?

Sure. Are they? I mean, were they plot twist? What is it?

What happened, Lauren? I, if the listener remembers, am in post-menopause, but I started a period. Well, how is that possible? I freaking don't know.

I mean, it was literally like I remember the gynecologist saying it can take up to 12 months. I'm literally like at 11.5 right now since I quit my synthetic estrogen. Well, adjusting, could it have happened a week later or a week earlier? All I'm hearing is no sex for you.

Richard, no sex for you, no sex for you, because I don't, I don't do period play, if that's a thing, period. It is 100%. I'm not gonna say 99%. 100% of the guys I meet are like, yeah, I'm fine with it if you're fine with it.

I, I'm not. I'm just not. I just, I don't know why. I want to meet the guy who's not.

They ask every woman asks, well, if you're OK with it, everyone has always answered, Yes, I'm OK with it. I am not. I am not. In fact, so many women just assume, no, ask me, sister, because you're gonna get a different answer.

I'm not OK with it. I'm not OK with blood coming out of any orifice of your body. None. That is very true.

0. I just don't, I don't like it. You're not medical. You don't like medical shows.

You don't like any of that stuff. Let me show you my pictures from my compound fracture. No, thank you. No, I'm not gonna watch.

You can even tell me stories that have blood and. Gore in it, I'll put my fingers in my ears like a toddler. It's absolutely true. That's why you loved what poltergeist.

That's why Steven Spielberg is a genius because he doesn't need that to build suspense. This is a whole different podcast. I know. I just wanted to bring it up.

Do you think that the guys are calling bluff like, Oh, I'm on my period. They're like, I'm OK with it. Like, are you just using that as an excuse to not have sex with me? That's a possibility.

I won't even chance it. I just thought of it. I don't know. Anyway, Victoria's Secret model.

All right, sister, you do you get that shit taken care of. Go grab some pamper and I'll see you next week. I don't know what to tell you. I'm still not doing it.

No big deal. We don't play anyway, so this isn't know. I felt really bad though. Like you were so, so sweet to me about it, so kind and just like, honey, don't stress, it's fine.

I mean, I was kind for a period of time, but then, um, then I saw the hot people. I'm like, oh, no, this is kind of unfair. Are you still on your period? Are you still doing your period thing?

Did you hand out any shivers at the event? I did. You did, right? Maybe that's why everyone looks so good.

That's what I'm thinking too. Maybe that's why everybody was so nice and maybe everyone just had a slight haze over their eyes and everybody looked hot. I mean, in all seriousness, it is a THC gummy, so it has social lubricant and also has some. Qualities that are good for glaucoma too, so that helps a lot of things.

And the best part is they are setting up for flirt in February. Yeah, they're coming back to hand stuff out, give stuff away. Yeah, I guess I didn't do it well enough, so they're gonna come do it themselves, or you're just gonna come with more. So maybe this will be even hotter and nicer.

That's what's gonna happen. Do you think that the shivers are responsible for the all of the party magic? I mean, there's a lot of variables. I can't say that they're.

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We got up to this particular party and there were not only beautiful people, but I don't know if there was a, a pamphlet, a separate pamphlet that went out that said if all the big large cocks could show up at Sin Islama Harris 2024, that would be great. There were like penis. that people just dream about like they were like penis models and we're seeing them at the the clothing optional pool. People were just whipping them out of their pants.

And by the way, I'd like to call something out. And if you are one of those guys who gets really hung up on penis size like I do. And you don't wanna hear what I'm about to say. Like if you're just like, you're more on the average or smaller size, you, you're faint of heart about hearing the truth about a smaller penis, you're gonna want to turn this off or at least fast forward or just don't listen to this entire episode.

I, I don't know. When women, most women talk about penis size, they are lying. Liars that lie. I witnessed so many women watch, talk, see, and turn into little cock gremlins when these cocks came out.

There were two particular guys that one is our friend, well, both of our friends, but both have large cocks. They both whipped them out at the at the upper pool. And what happened in front of my eyes was both disturbing and I will carry it with me until the day I die. So proud that it's room 77, fam.

If I ever have Alzheimer's, I'm afraid I'm gonna say this story to one of my nurses because that's how traumatizing it was. Oh, so great. They whipped out the cocks and the ladies were on them like hungry birds. Oh yes, Richard, tell me more.

Can I have a sexier nurse? I don't know why the nurse had to be old. Why did the nurse have to be old? I don't know.

It didn't make any sense. Let me, no, no, no, you don't have to try again. That's fine. Yeah, they whipped their cocks out.

They were using them as handrails, shaking cocks nice to meet you, and then blowing them from what I remember, it was like immediate. Yeah, it's on, and I'm like, that's it. That's, that's it. That's it, right?

Uh-huh. Oh, we get it. OK. No, no, no, you shallow hooers, you shallow hooers.

I heard, um, someone say it was like a dick shirt, a dick shootery, like a charcuterie. I don't know what any of this means, like, uh, the plate that you have with the samples, cheeses and everything, the charcuterie, she was like, it's a dick chewy. I was like. It was a great display of cocks.

Now I'm not one to be a hypocrite. I, I can't blame them because I also love the big cocks, but also now I'm like, but my wife's out of commission. I want to see her get fucked by all these cocks. I know.

And now they're here and now you're broken. I appreciate what they're looking at. I'm not gonna be a hypocrite. I get where they're coming from, even if they don't like it inside of them.

Then you can say, I like looking at a big cock. I just. Don't like it fucking me then say that that's two separate things. That's not what happened in front of my eyes.

I'm not forgetting. Tell me what happened. Well, that's, I just told you they whipped them out and it turned into a Chippendale show. Like they just lost their shit.

I'm like, what the fuck? I mean, if men acted like that when a woman took her tits out, they'd be thrown out of the joint. You're so disgusting guys. Bring it down a notch.

They're fucking tits. Come on, I wouldn't put it past you to have instigated it with a little bit of cheering and clapping. I did nothing. No, I was actually in a conversation, in a business conversation, at sort of a business transaction, and I couldn't listen because I was trying to, trying to watch and be professional at the same time.

And I was just like, uh-huh, uh-huh, but thinking the whole time, these hooers, these little big cock hooers, the next day at the pool, I saw the couple that really pretty that I flirted with that you had already flirted with, and I started to get to know them a little bit more. And I learned that she's into giant cocks. Richard, this is not boding well for you and your confidence. Oh, but it is though, because I, I mean, we share that in common, so we all have something in common because her husband did and she did.

They're like cock connoisseurs, which I can appreciate. Again, I'm not a hypocrite, right? It doesn't make me buy to appreciate them. It just makes me buy.

When I want to touch them, right, so start talking to them, and I know at this point she probably is curious as I would be. Well, what does your cock look like, right, right, it. I have to make sure that you have something. I don't want to find out that you lied to me and we're gonna be scissoring later.

It's only fair. So, so, uh, so I said, Well, all right, I'll, I'll whip it out, but I have to fluff up first, right? She helps me out a little bit. She moves her bathing suit.

Yeah, she starts rubbing her body. That's the part I see like from. I'm across the pool. I'm still mingling around and I see her get on a floaty and just she starts arching her back and she.

Pulls your bikini bottoms to the side and starts touching yourself and I was like, oh my God, I love how dirty they are. Yeah, they're really, really dirty. So I get like I get a little bit fluffed, right, and I whip it out and her expression is huh that was it. What?

Yeah, that's all right. I just complete underwhelmed. I know. Well, that's when you're a cock connoisseur and you look at my cock, you're like, Well, it's not blowing me away.

It's, it's, it's just not. It's not home. What are you gonna do? I've seen something like it similar before.

Doesn't have any custom ironwork. That's for sure. Exactly, exactly. Standard cabinets.

Oh, I better up my game with this one because, uh, that didn't do it for her. I don't know what I was hoping for. Maybe she was a virgin. I don't know.

But at this point I'm like, Well, what's her husband look like, you know what I mean? I'm thinking, well, maybe he's hung like a light switch. Maybe I'll be bigger than him, be like, loser, something. I've nothing to hang on to at this point, but he likes watching her turn on other guys, so he was probably getting hard at the time.

I'm sure he was. He got hard at the drop of a hat, so he really did get on a lot. Awesome. I loved it.

Yeah. At that time I had no idea what his penis looked like, but whatever. You're still, well, I think you're still broken at this point. Then what happens, Lauren?

Tell our listener. So that was I stopped my period. You, you stopped your period. OK.

I don't know what's going on here, but it doesn't matter. No, it was like, OK, day 4, whatever. So it's finished, baby. That was it.

I thought we were good to go for let's play tonight. Like it's on. Which is great. What happened?

We get approached by this guy, this guy that we had been kind of fucking with for, I mean they were a couple, but it wasn't a single guy, but he was a couple, but he just winds up all by himself in the middle of the night and he's just like, you guys wanna fuck. It was so random. We were, I was literally coming to get you. We were gonna go like change and go to the playroom or something, and he's like, uh, do you guys wanna have sex?

And I'm like, What? asked Richard. I'm like, I don't even know what you would say. Well, he approaches me.

I like the guy. He's good looking. I got 30 extra minutes. See if we could fit him in.

Why not? You're working. Let's do this. So we tried to gang rape him, which I think may have gotten to his anxiety a little bit, and he couldn't get hard, and I blame that fully on us.

So I'm sorry, sir, we did that to you, but we had to get other places. I'm sorry he put a time limit on you. We did one notch less than, OK, sir, get heart. I mean, basically what we did to him, that was unfair, unfair on us.

Uh, we can't do that again. That night ended with us thinking that you were in the clear and we were gonna party like everything was fine. Things were on track. Again, we're just adjusting to what's happening.

So now sex. Back on. It's just like the hurricane. We're just adjusting, doing everything we can to the rain, yeah, just make sure we keep dancing in the rain no matter what the storm brings.

We keep dancing in the rain. That's the rule. At one point I had, uh, I had done a little too much, um, of the party favor of the party favors, and I needed you to go finish a task for me because I didn't think that I was in the best shape to do it. I didn't fall.

Into a K-hole, but I was talking to a friend, and together we almost, we were rimming the K-hole together. That's what we decided. That was a good moment where you're on something, you meet people who are on something or you cross paths and you're trying to have a conversation, and then later you realize like, oh sorry, I was just really out of it. I didn't even know my own name and they're like, oh my God, me too.

Yeah, you're like, all right, well, next time then. That same night Lita was helping me around when I was rimming the K-hole and uh she was walking me around. You remember that scene in Wolf of Wall Street when he get the police come by and he's like, I drove home all by myself. It's like not a scratch on it and they.

Look at the the Lamborghini and it's trashed. Like that's how I thought I did that night walking around with Lita while she was holding my hand. I was like, nailed it. Nobody even knew anything.

I was fine till I found out other guests that why was Lita leading Richard around like Joe Biden last night. You were not good. So yeah, did not, did not pull that off. So then the last night, which is usually the night if we are going to be able to play with certain people, that is the night that we are able to do it.

So I start cozying up to this couple that I never thought again, never thought, never thought they were going to talk to us. By this point, I found out that he has a large cock, makes my life a little more difficult, but whatever. Also they're up for playing, I think. And also tell them what happened, Lauren.

What happened to you? We'll be right back. Bikini Addiction. Lauren, hold on.

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Perfect. Rest in peace, Rudolph. Sorry, kids. Hey, Lauren, we're leaving next week and you know how much I love discreet sexing on the balcony, so I want to make sure that you pack your vibrator with the light on it that notifies everyone within a two block radius that you're using your clit sucker.

Well, actually, because you made fun of me, you'd be so proud. I went to taboo toys.com and I replaced it. What did you get? I got a grown-up version.

The clit sucker. What's it called? I got the melt. I'm telling you they did not call it the melt by accident.

Why do you like this one so much better? It's the way it's shaped. It's a lot flatter than the other clit sucker that I had. One of the things that I don't love about using a vibrator while we're fucking is while I'm fucking, it gets in my way and it bruises the upper part of my penis.

Well, not my penis, but you know that part, your pelvic. You can't fuck with that. Thing just sitting out there, it's, it's like a trailer hitch, yeah, yeah, it is, but I do like to be fucked and use a clit stimulator at the same time. I enjoy it as well.

I, that didn't come out right. All right, go on. What else do you really, really like about it? They say it has 12 speeds and patterns, but I haven't made it past level 5.

I like the steady patterns, and I think of that it has 7 levels. It's small, but it's powerful. Oh, like a Ford Fiesta. Exactly what I was thinking.

What do you do with it if I'm gonna masturbate? I'll just put it on one and then stick it down there, and that's when I start the search for porn. What number do you make it up to while you're searching for porn? 1.

And then when I find my things I want to, then I go up to 2 or 3. So you never made it past the 3. No, I make it when I'm ready to come. I go 5.

You've never made it to 7. No. What happens at 7? Explode, I think.

I'm not sure. Maybe you poop yourself. I'm not saying that that would happen. Where would they go?

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Sorry, I don't think we, you listener heard that. Oh yeah, I started the period again. Oh, it started again. It started again the next day.

Great. Well, I figured this is how I do it because I'm done being nice at this point. It was, this is about me anyway. If they're really into the penis, I just tell you, do what you can.

That means blowjob. Oh, yeah, do what you can. And we did. Yeah, and we had a great time.

It was really, really difficult because I always say heatstroke, but this was really was heatstroke in the middle of having sex with her. I was a little bit insecure because it's weird to want to. I wanted to be so large for her. I really did.

Like I wanted to be so large for her. Do you know what I mean? I don't know how to explain. Explain that otherwise.

So I just tried to so long like that doesn't matter. No, it does. I tried to tell you that like just go deep all the way. No, I think that just means you're going to hit their cervix and it's going to hurt.

So I tried really, really hard, so hard that I've never been more hot, physically hot in my life. When I tell you I was sweating. I was so sweaty it was ridiculous. I mean it was crazy, crazy hot.

Got up and I felt I didn't feel nauseous, but I was like, I'm gonna go over to the jacuzzi because the jacuzzi is usually OK. And that night they pumped it up to like 108 and I'm like, ah no, this is a bust. Yeah, my body was like I was slippery. That's how sweat, which was hot in of itself, right?

Our friends. Come up in the middle of the session and they watched a little bit and participated a little bit you're welcome that I got out of there. I guess this is how Olympic athletes feel because I finished, right? and I was sort of finished with her and then I think you were in the bed a little bit with our friend and then she, she was down there still having fun and then I got up and then two of my other friends were like, I was like I'm just so hot like I can't cool down and they start grabbing ice from the bar.

And and putting it on me and they're like, we need to get your core temperature down. I'm like, I don't think it's that much of an emergency. I wasn't caught on fire like at core temperature. I don't, I don't know if it's an emergency, and they keep getting more ice and they're like, stand still.

We have to get your core temperature down. I love it because I can picture these drunk people be like, More ice, and the bartender's like, Jesus Christ. And, and I'm like, me because I'm part hypochondriac. Wait, is something wrong?

Is it really wrong? And then it dawns on me, oh, you guys are really, really high or drunk or drunk or whatever you are, just really fixated on this, putting ice on my body, trying to get my core temperature down, um, but it all wound up. She said she liked your people. I mean, I don't know if I believe her.

I don't know if I believe her. I don't know. I bet, I bet I had a better time than she did. I mean, for me it was all about the energy and the dirty talk.

I love the way they talk. I like the way they act. I like the way the things that they're into. And by the way, the things that they're into and the way they talk may not be for everybody.

That's one of the things that like for me, it came out during the flirting part. Like you said, you flirt sometimes with jokes or whatever. And for me, I sometimes I'll just say dirty stuff and just be like, oh, that's whatever. I can't even think of anything right now.

Well, you better. It's a podcast. Um, I mean, I remember something about he gets hard and when he's thinking or watching her and sometimes he'll even get some pre-com that comes out and I was like, well, we can't have that. I don't want you dripping everywhere.

I just lick that right up. I clean you up, saying stuff like that. Like he was like, Oh yeah, and she immediately jumped on board. Yeah, I really like their vibe.

That is a ride that I like to ride. It just is hot or cold. The room temperature is great. It's best.

Temperature is is best when it's served at room temperature. So I came out of there with a really, really positive, positive experience overall. The thing that I loved about this particular party the most was it seemed to be the most inclusive, it seemed to be the most cohesive. It seemed to be really, really, everybody really genuinely had a, had a really good time.

The only negative things that I heard that came out of it. Oh, I didn't hear it. Well, I don't know if there were negative. But the negative things that I read or heard after talking to people was either they were new or they had never been to a takeover before.

It was either one or the other. They didn't try, waited too long. They, they have regrets because they didn't get onto the proverbial dance floor quick enough. They just sort of sat back and watched, you know what I mean?

Yes, I know exactly what you mean. We're using the hurricanes both. Literal and emotional. Like there are challenges and there are emotions and personal insecurity, and there are things that you have to hurdle at these things because our attitude is, look, you got to go out and dance in the rain.

There's no way around it. You can't just stay in your room. This party has to go on. And if you look at the party like that, if you're coming to these parties and you don't realize there's going to be high, low, high, low, high, low, and it's how you dance with those highs and lows.

You're not coming at it correctly. If you're coming at it, a, no expectations, that's great. But if you're coming at it with, I don't want anything, I just want it calm and safe, you're not going to take much out of it. You're going to definitely be on the sidelines.

You can play and put limits on that play. You can go into the playroom and play with one another. You can, there are certain things that you can put limits on, but I would also welcome people, especially at ours because it is safe, is to push your boundaries. A little bit because you don't want to come out of these things with the feeling of next time I, I wish I would blank, or I think we need to try harder next time because it is something that you catch afterwards when you see everybody elated and happy and talking about all of these memories that happen and all of those memories happen because of a risk, a risk reward circumstance.

Yeah, it's true. So you can't, you don't really get reward without the risk participation unless you. Super hot. That's why people hate supermodels, because they don't have any risk, and they just, they just get stuff.

People pay stuff for them. They get sex whenever they want it. People just give them free shit. That's just how it happens.

But that's not most of us. Most of us have to actually go do stuff. So look at these events like they're, you're going into what is a small hurricane, small little tornado. You are going to have to go through different plot twists.

You're gonna have to go through different. People are going to get hurt. People are going to get sick. People are going to be assholes.

They're going to be unexpectedly nice. People are going to talk to you that you didn't think you were going to talk to people who are not going to talk to you who you think, well, why would they not talk to me? Like all of these, these dynamics are going to happen on top of having your own insecurities rule 90% of it and your self talk that you're carrying on a conversation in your head. And yeah, everyone has arrived there already with this.

Nervousness. And there's already something so intoxicating about the, the unknown and the adventure that's going to happen. And what you don't want to do then is stay right there at that moment, and then just stay on the sideline. You want to take it that little step further.

You have that nervousness, you have that, you have that sense of adventure. The next thing to do is take a little bit of, of a plunge. That's what makes me memories unforgettable. It's different about doing that at an event versus just a hotel.

Interesting because we had talked about it before and we saw the contrast this time exponentially because we went straight from our event and then we went right to desire days later. So we were basically put from our event and then a few days later, we're at desire in the midst of a full resort. And the differences are like night and day, and it's not really taking away from one or the other. They're just very, very, very, very different.

If you want to avoid. Avoid that storm. Desire is the place to do it. Oh, because you're not all caught up together.

Like that's sort of how I feel the event is a bit different. But if you want to take that risk, desire is a tougher place to do it as well, right? Because what happens in a takeover sense is you have all of these people that are working almost as a team. There's a support there, at the same time, like if you're a person that likes to hide, great, go to a resort, you go to desire, you can, you can hide really easily.

But if you do take. Plunge and for some reason that winds up on the negative side, you're alone you're all by yourself. You're not gonna have a bunch of people like you had or that anybody else would have that are picking you up. You're not gonna have 100 people that are lifting you up trying to tell you that you have a good time.

There's a person there that, that, that cut their hand and uh they did it on like the first day or the 2nd day and they had to go to the hospital and get two stitches. That would be, that would be sort of swallowed up in any other environment. it's just a non thing, right? But it was that person didn't miss a beat, I just did not miss a beat of the party, have a good time.

And that is a great example of just, I'm going to go dance in the rain. Absolutely, because I have to, I'm gonna go dance in the rain. There are people that were there. This is true, while Milt Milton was hitting their homes in Florida.

And I can't imagine anything more stressful than that. There's people that lost parts of their property, they went through hell. Other people got lucky, but. But they made it out of there and their home was being hit while they were at the party.

I said to them, Best evacuation ever. Like, it's the best evac ever. You win for best evacuation. Well, they, they, I had heard a couple of things and they were like, would I rather be surrounded by stuck on a freeway, surrounded by a bunch of cars, you know, Motel 6, or would I rather be surrounded by love and all these wonderful people, you know, we're gonna watch the news the same way.

And I was like, oh. You need to be surrounded by love. That's so awesome. Of course, of course, it's that one thing that's not external.

It's not the storms. It's not the, it's not the cut. It's not any of that stuff. It's that, it's that self-doubt that's keeping you from, from that, that plunge.

And that's the threat that's going to overshadow the fun, unfortunately. And I'm not saying that they didn't have a good time because they, they did, they, they really did. In fact, most of them are coming back. But I don't want anybody to have regrets, even if they could come home with one and just say, you know, we stepped 1 ft forward and didn't play everything so safe.

We did that one thing, we took one step forward. There's a lot of different factors into it. I, I really do enjoy the size and the vibe the event puts off. I really, really do.

And I, I know it makes a difference to people. I know that. Some of the newer younger couples were like, this is just really awesome. It made us feel so comfortable.

So yeah, and we want to thank David and Marcy, Lita, Rye, Rhea, and Carlos. So we want to encourage everybody to go and go, even if it's a, I can't, we can't say this enough. Overflow hotel is you could throw a rock at it. It's so close.

It's, it's a great time. It's a wonderful group of people. The threat isn't going there. The threat.

That is doing nothing when you get there, I promise you that that's what you will regret. So take that, put it in your hat, smoke a pipe, whatever that expression is that an expression. I don't know. I thought you were gonna say stick it in your butt.

No, take that, put it in your pipe and smoke it. Put, put that in your hat and smoke a pipe in it. Pipe of smoke in it anyway. I feel like I better sneeze.

Well, it's because you're getting your period again, I guess. I was so angry. No, I didn't get angry because I had sex with a really, really hot girl, you know, I watched that dirty. All right, Lauren, I don't have anything else.

All right, Lauren, welcome back to 77 where we make you think about things for moments in the gym or in the car. Yeah, leaving you with a feeling of, I don't know why I listened to that, but we're happy, we're happy that you did and you made it this far. Before we go away for a month, we always do this this time of year, we go away for a month, we go to marriage counseling. And then we come back a month later, you won't miss us, I promise.

I wanted to uh talk about the absolute audacity of people, the boldness of people. That's what I wanted to talk about. In the last segment, we had talked about our event and how A man came up to you and said casually, so, so, uh, and I was thinking, do you guys want to fuck? Yeah, the audacity, the excellent audacity.

Bravo, sir. The answer to that question was, uh, yes sir, yes, we do. Now, given another situation, we, we went to Desire directly after the event and we spent a few days there, and those days were spent in a lot of rain, but we had a lot of fun. Yeah, it doesn't matter.

Talking about dancing in the rain, we literally had to dance in the rain in that particular situation. But the audacity of the situation continued. Lauren, I'm clutching my pearls right now. So one day we had been stuck in the room, so we're like, well, at least let's go down to the restaurant.

Whatever category one is, it was a category 0.5. Whatever it was, yeah, for sure. So we go to the restaurant, we're like, let's grab a bite to eat, and we're sitting next to this couple and I hear them talking about being from Brazil, and I asked them if they're from Brazil. Yeah, because you've heard them talking about it because I'm eavesdropping.

She's super uncool. I wasn't really hitting on them in any way. I wasn't flirting with them in any way. I'd wear this thing around my neck that you had given me that you actually purchased in Brazil and I've been wearing it around my neck for 7 or 8 years now, 6, 20 years.

I'll just make something up. No, but at least, at least 5. I don't know. I forget what it's called, so I'd asked them, do you know what this is called?

And they looked at me and they said. I have no idea what you're talking about. You were trying to describe it. It was really cute.

He was like, Give me your phone number, and I'll do some research for you. And I'll, I'll give you a text and tell you what I found out. And I thought, Oh, this is turning odd really, really quickly. And I don't get to see you flustered very much to where you're like, um, OK, and it was, it was, it was quite a turn.

It was, I was like. Right, bold question, but all right, so we talked to them a little bit. There's another, so they were to our left, fine couple. Nice lady was good looking.

And then there was another couple to our right. They start talking over that table. They learned that they too are from Brazil. When they learn that, they say, Hey guys, why don't you pull your table and let's all sit together?

Well, oh Christ. Ah, let's see who doesn't speak Portuguese in this scenario. I am in the middle of some sort of Portuguese Thanksgiving dinner in the middle of a storm right now. There's nowhere to go, and I'm like, this is not what I meant to happen.

Oh no, not like we're finished. It's OK. You can just have our table. It's pour.

It's pouring, not only pouring, it's windy. Like there's nowhere to go. Make the best of it. We're chatting left and right.

We're in the middle. Yeah, right in the middle. So I start chatting up the couple to our right, and I start talking to them. I start to realize very quickly that the woman is actually really, really attractive.

You start chatting with the guy. I start chatting with the woman and I start clocking the guy who had originally taken my phone number. He's got my phone number, and I was expecting a text at any moment like, what do you think of her? Like anything.

I I don't. You know, send me an emoji or something. Oh God, I'm clocking his face and I can see, I can see sort of a twitch start to happen because I think he realized I may have just cock blocked myself. Oh, that's funny.

So then he starts talking to you. He starts chatting you up and now you're getting chatted at from both sides and I start to see this little battle going on and I just dive into my food and think, save yourself, honey. I. I had no idea what to, what to offer you at this point.

No life preservers, no life jackets, no nothing. No. You're literally between the two men, and I'm between the two ladies. Couldn't have been written better.

Again, we, we're basically in our pajamas, right, not flirting, and this whole thing took this whole interaction wasn't over 150. 15 minutes long. And that's important to know, as his twitches sort of start to progress into like, I think I'm losing here. I see him lean over to you and whisper something in your ear.

And then you just start laughing out loud, as you usually do, followed by a, no, I'm not going back to your room to have sex. Bless him. Oh my God, he was so like he had already leaned over and grabbed my hand and was like, it's OK. I'm gonna translate everything we say to English.

I don't want to speak Portuguese in front of you and like, Oh, that's so sweet. And I was trying to pat but also pull my hand away and he wouldn't let it go. So then he kind of used that to lean over and was like, Do you want to go have sex? And I was like, Now?

And he literally what you said, now he's like, Yeah, I mean, it'll only take a couple of minutes. And I look. I look up at his wife, who is also in her phone just listening and laughs. She starts laughing and I'm like, no, we're not.

He didn't even ask any, do you guys play separately or like, do you guys, do you guys have an umbrella and some rain boots to make it to my room? Dude just launched a ballistic missile and hope for the best. great. It was so great, but I love your attitude towards it because you didn't feel sexually assaulted.

You didn't feel. Insulted, you didn't feel any way about it. I'm sort of laughing under my breath like, I don't know if I'm amused or pissed off, but I'm leaning towards really, really impressed at the same time. So we, we talked about it on the way back and you were like, the ball's on him.

I'm like, you know what, he's in a situation here. He's not a lot of options. Dude's just throwing out wide nets, and I gotta be honest with you, it probably worked 1 out of 10. Times it's gonna work.

It's gonna work. Because truth be told, he's trying to dance in the rain right now. That's what he's trying to do. And look at the situation that happened at our event.

I mean, it, it happened there. It's not absolutely impossible. So I think if you take these things the wrong way, you only have 2 answers, 3 answers, yes, no, or we're not in the lifestyle. I mean, and that's still just yes or no.

But we're, we're here to have sex with strangers. I mean, we're here to. Do stuff. Yeah, and it's raining.

He's probably like, what else are we going to do? So tact isn't his or post a meal. Like I'm like literally still feeding myself and I'm like, now, like, right, timing isn't really his, his jam. But I got to say, I mean, I, I commend you, sir, and good for you.

I wasn't, I wasn't upset by it at all. Like he didn't do anything wrong. He didn't say anything wrong. He didn't really do anything wrong.

It wasn't. Like he came up, slapped your ass, and kissed you on the lips, and we're like, let's go fuck baby. I mean, he asked a legitimate question. Do you want to go back to the room and have sex?

It'll only take a few minutes. So I would like to try that out, I think, at the next thing we go back to desire. When are we going back? We're going in December.

Maybe we'll try it then. I don't know. No, you should. You should definitely try it then.

If not, I'm gonna try it. I think you're going to get a lot more yeses than I would. And I'm like, oh shit, honey, I have to go do something with this person now because I said it. Sorry, sorry, this was just a podcast experiment.

But I'm curious how many people that would upset if that happened to somebody else. And I just found the whole thing amusing. So I just think, again, you can't really lose the podcast can't really take any of this too seriously. That's when it starts to get a little bit like a marriage.

Take it easy. It's all good. I learned one thing. I think that we should move to Brazil.

Well, maybe we could find out what the name of that thing is if we move there. I don't think we'll ever find out. In Brazil, it seems very easy to have sex. That's what I learned.

I agree. I think that they're much more sexual there or Spain. I don't know how you brought another continent and country into this that has nothing to do with Brazil, but, OK. All right, look, Lauren, what do you have to tell them about your box?

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