Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle

This podcast contains explicit content, language, and sexual situations. It is intended for adults 18 years of age and older. These thoughts and opinions expressed are not those of any specific employer, group, or individual. Better with the rat race, we decided to sell everything and move to Cancun, Mexico.

Now we do. We love work, party, and play in the middle of paradise after 18 years in the lifestyle, we thought we saw it all, but we were so wrong, so wrong. Oh my God, so wrong. Now we want to share the fun that we get to have every day.

So come to room 77. Let's play. OK, tell me when you're ready. I'm ready.

You ready? We started. We, we got a lot of stuff. There's too much stuff in this one.

We have to push a lot of it over to Patreon because there's just too much stuff going on. There really is. But first. Hurricane update 2020.

Going to Richard live in the studio. Hi Lauren, I'm out here and it's sunny. Oh, I just said you're in the studio. Yes, it's sunny.

It was my fault. I meant you were on location. Tell us, Richard. Uh, yeah, it is sunny.

The, uh, hurricane has passed. Back to you. Thank you, Richard, for your thought provoking and such fully detailed. You're very welcome.

So I just want to give everybody an update in case you haven't found out already. We're OK. We lived through, I think they said the worst hurricane in the history of, of hurricanes, really. Yeah, it was a very scary experience for the two of us, mostly me.

So I'm just gonna give you the short version because spoiler alert, we're not dead. Uh, what happened was we were sitting here on our other uncomfortable sofa. I think it was a Monday night or a Sunday night, I can't remember, and I had texted my friend Anthony, the owner of La Serena. I was like, Hey, Anthony, this is obviously in text, but this is how I sound like when I'm texting him.

Hey, Anthony, what do you think about living in Spain? Because this is usually something that I would say to him, and he texts back, dude, we're gonna die. And then my phone starts ringing. I'm like, What is going on?

What, what, what? He's like, Have you not looked at the news? Have you not looked? I'm like, No, I haven't.

I was watching The Boys on Amazon. Come on. Yeah, I was watching The Boys, and you're interrupting this really good storyline. Uh, he's like, No, check it out.

There's a hurricane coming our way. I was like, Oh, OK. So I did that and then over the next couple of days, not even. of days we had like 24 hours' notice.

That was it the night before and then it came the next night, yeah, and this thing is just growing. It's just getting huge. It's, it's like, uh, I wanna make a Ghostbuster reference, but I don't know why, but it's just getting big. It's just getting big and out of control.

I'm just picturing, oh, you're going sex. Come on, Richard, it's a sex podcast, so. So, so, uh, so yeah, so it goes from category 2 to a 3 to a 4, then it was flirting with a 56, then maybe a 7, it touched a 7, category 7. So we spent the next day shopping.

That night I had reached out to Bee and I was like, Bee, listen, you may want to sleep here tomorrow night. And this is how she texts back. Why would I do that? Uh, because there's a hurricane coming and you're pretty close to the, to the water.

You're like on the coast. We're like almost 1 mile in. You may want to sleep here. No, I'll just use the time to read.

Stay here. I'm just gonna read my candlelight. I'm like, OK, suit yourself. Bee's gonna die.

I wake up the next morning and it's a bunch of texts from her. Can I sleep in your house tonight? So we're like, Yeah, Bee, come over. No, so we're like, We'll come get you, right?

Well, we'll come get you. But, uh, she's like, I gotta go shopping. And we're like, All right, listen, this is what I want you to do. Get your important documents, put them away, and, uh, get some clothing, put them in a bag, sexier the better, and go to the store and get some food, anything that's canned or that.

will last without refrigeration. Without refrigeration, that will be best. So she goes to the store. She heads over here.

We pick her up and she's wearing a little red pencil dress, like a sandals, flip flop, no extra clothes, no documents, and her food shopping consisted of, wait for it, cookies and powdered milk and canned tuna and canned tuna. That was it, a can of tuna, powdered milk, and chocolate chip cookies. That's what she came to survive with flip flops. So the storm starts rolling in that night.

Now I'm a panic. I'm a ball of sweat, right? I go through the yard. I pick everything up, make sure everything is, is OK.

Nothing's gonna fly through the window. I'm just locking the neighbor. Neighborhood down is what I'm doing. It's about 10 o'clock, I think, and I'm just a bundle of nerves, right, because it's scary.

I'm watching the news and we're tracking the storm before we go to bed. We're just sort of waiting and a bundle of nerves, and I look over and bee bee's asleep. And she sleeps basically now I wait, the storm finally hit at I think about 33 o'clock in the morning, 4 o'clock in the morning, and we were up because, as we mentioned in, in another podcast, our house leaks like a sinking submarine. So we're like duty, we have to be on deck.

This is, we've been training for this. We battened down the hatches. We're trying to cover the windows. I hooked up a plastic thing to the door like MacGyver, that did nothing except, except collect leaves, which was not my intention, but I may have invented something.

So, uh, I'm walking up and down the stairs, right, because we live in a lighthouse, and I'm walking up and down, and B, groggy-eyed, sort of cracks the door open. She's like, why are you walking around so much? You're making too much noise. So then the eye of the storm hits, right?

We're in the eye of the storm, and I'm like, let's go outside, and you're like, no, no, no, we shouldn't go outside. I'm like, come on, it's gonna be fine. And I mean it was dead, and we have a lot. A lot of these videos that we're gonna throw up on Patreon, they're, I mean, they're crap.

What a way to sell it, Richard. Uh, but it is, they were just crappy videos that we took during the night of just stuff. So the eye of the store comes in and then I go downstairs and I pass out because I said, if that was the worst of it, we lived through it, then the other half won't be as bad. And then it did, it just stormed down for the next 3 hours or so, and, uh, that was it.

We had a lot of clean up to do. All the power went out. For 2.5 days we are very, very, very behind on life right now because of those days, right? We had so much to do and we didn't get anything done.

B is safe. People asked, Is she safe? Yes, she's not only safe, she's well rested. She's dry.

She still looks good. She, we were conserving water. The way it works here, right, in Mexico is it's not like you. Lose water, but you lose power and you need a pump to pump the water up to your roof to put into a tank, and then gravity brings all the water down.

So once you lose power, it's virtually impossible to get your water from the bottom all the way up to the top. So if you have a tank of water, you have to make sure that that tank of water basically lasts you for however long that you're gonna be out of power. So if it's 3 days, that tank, what's the word, Well, you better. Ration that water as long as you, you can pulling on our motorhome days, right?

The motor home days where you, you know, you, uh, what's that shower called, uh, not a sloppy shower. Come on, it has a name where you shut the water off and then you soap up and then you, it has a name, yeah, it has a name like a dam. Is it an army shower. I don't know.

I don't know, navy shower. Those are totally different Air Air Force shower. Yeah, I forget what it is. You have to, you gotta take one of those showers.

You sort of fill up your sink for dishes, whatever, whatnot, you know, we're disgusting. We've been outside and we're just fixing everything, and Bee comes rolling down the stairs, wringing her hair out. From her long hot shower. We were like, did you just take, did you just shower?

She's like, Yes, I did. I was so, it was so relaxing. Motherfucker, be, I'll be all right. rationing phase and it was especially hard because right now we are planning for, hold on, wait for it, we're planning the 1st, 3rd annual flirty, down and dirty party, right?

So we have this party going on, uh, for 4 straight days. I'm gonna pump some music in here. Put it in. Put it in a baseline in this kickass villa down here in Playa del Carmen, which means the Carmen of Playa.

There's a pool and a rooftop, and it's got like 12 bedrooms, and it's amazing, and we are doing that the mid next week. Holy shit, I was gonna say next month. So yeah, and we're gonna be doing that again if you. We want to be a part of the 3rd, 2nd annual flirty down and dirty party.

And what we want to do basically is these parties where we, we are welcoming a lot of the vanilla lifestyle and the, the lifestyle lifestyle and just sort of fusing those two together, just having a party with open minds and open sexuality and just a place where you can have fun and relax and we'll see where it goes. What say you, Lauren? I say we. Hope to take it around so you can see different parts of Mexico and just have like a more intimate place to hang out with your friends on the beach.

We wanna rock out with the cocks out with our friends all around Mexico, so we just have to find different places to go. Maybe we'll go to Isla Mujeres and we'll go Albash, Bacalar. Oh, Belize is a lovely part of Mexico. But yeah, well we can go down there, right, because it's just right down past the Tulum.

Once we do the Tulum, then we move on to Belize, then Nicaragua. I can't wait. Peru is just Peru, another 30 minutes or so. The Netherlands, is that down there too?

It's down there like it's to the left or something, yeah, Belize, uh, Panama, Chile, Holland. Right, I don't know. It's what I learned in school. Is that online anywhere yet?

I don't. Yeah, it's on our website. It is, yeah, I think it's called Parties. Oh.

So cryptic. Alright, now I'm gonna bleed into the next part which is where we diddle ourselves. Literally, we're gonna play we're gonna play with ourselves. Not all of it will be here, we're gonna do a portion of this on Patreon.

So Liquorice Love is uh an amazing website that we partnered up with. If they go to Liquorice Love, what do they find? A beautiful department store, but of all the good toys, so you don't have to sift through all the crap. They've done everything for you and it's just it's so simple.

I think we're ambassadors now. Is that true? Yes, we are. Yeah, well, we don't have our code yet, but oh well, we will be.

Sorry about that. I spoiled it. Uh, well, we're gonna be ambassadors of it. I I don't know what it means, and they were like, hey, we want you guys to be ambassadors, and we're like, hey, we're into that.

I'm getting a tattoo. Uh, yeah, I already got the Liquorice Love logo tattooed on my penis. I did. It's super small.

My penis, not the tattoo. The tattoo is huge. Like it's spelled a little weird. Liquorice love.

How do you spell it? Liquor like L I C K E R I S H. Love. It's not spelled like the candy licorice.

No. OK, this is how dumb I am. I've been involved with Liquorice Love for what, 3 months now at least. Never knew it was spelled differently.

That's how fucking stupid I am. You're not stupid. You're just not a strong speller. All right, now what we did is we ordered some stuff from them.

They were sending to us so we could try them out. Now they made one huge mistake in the process, which was using Mexican mail. Never ever do that, ever. It will make it to the border and then as soon as It gets over the border and this is regular mail, not like DHL or Federal Express, like the light on the event horizon of a black hole.

Once the mail reaches the border, you will never see it again. It will just vanish, right? You'll see the tracking, tracking, tracking, and then it just sort of vanishes, right? We're waiting for its last leg of the trip.

We're like, come on, sex toys. You're so close. You're so close, sex toys. And uh we even called a couple people.

Where's our licorice love? And they're like, it's coming. And then the next day we went on the website and they're like, Sorry folks, it's Mexico. They, they were lovely enough to send us a different set of toys.

What did we get? We got one, a guy braider by Hot Octopus. It's what? Well, a guy braider.

Oh, a guy braider, yeah, that's where I put it on my cock and I jerk off with it. Yeah, I'm gonna do that later. So later we're gonna videotape ourselves using these toys. Uh, we're gonna throw that couple on.

Patreon. The other one I got you was a cock ring because you know I love your junk jewelry. Yeah, but it's special cockery. It's not just like regular cock ring that I wear out as junk jewelry.

This one has a, a little thing on it that vibrates right so that when I'm balls deep inside of you, it rubs up against your clit. What's that one called? They call that little thing that you're talking about. They call it a unique nub rub.

Say that 10 times. I, I can because that was my nickname in college. Unique number unique number. So I'm gonna try on the Vito rock ring, and that is going to fit over my penis and it is gonna fall down onto my testicles and or perineum and then once I'm inside of you, we should be able to harmonize together.

What happens? Well, we're gonna figure it out. We're gonna do it on camera. I don't know how long it's gonna take.

It could be an hour video just trying to put that thing on my penis. And then the 3rd thing and the 4th thing, well, there's actually 2 more. They sent me some, the nipple covers. You're gonna wear those the whole time, yeah, OK.

And then what is the last thing? You got some balls, right? These are your balls you were talking about. Kegel balls.

We're gonna put those in and we're gonna tell everybody what the Kegel balls are for, and we're gonna show them entering you in 7 different angles. Do you have the thing on there that I didn't get? No, I don't. It's in the Mexican postal service somewhere anyway, and that one was really cool because it looked like Batman, and I was upset that that's not the one that, well, this one's pretty Batman.

Yeah, it's not as Batman as the other one though. We're gonna show you how Batman it is. Go to patreon.com/room77. Yeah, and, uh, check out the videos.

Now we can't give you the video on Patreon, but we give you sort of instructions there because. Even that's illegal. They don't even really let you do that because they don't they can't post a direct link. Yeah, let me just tell this story really quick because I think it's funny.

We had put our last X-rated video up on Patreon and we're like, hey, if you want to see the X-rated video, then go to this link and Patreon was like, Hey guys, you can't do that. But the message actually read this. Hey guys, that video was fucking hilarious. Thank you so much.

You'd made my morning, but here's the deal. You can't do that. I was like, All right, well, thanks for watching. Glad you saw my cock and my wife's asshole.

So I'm sure, I'm sure he followed the link. It'll be one of those deals where we're playing with these licorice love toys, and yeah, come get, come get in bed with us, have fun. We're gonna give you a little sample right now, although I can't give it to you right now because it hasn't happened yet. But as soon as we record it, I'm gonna put it right here.

So here we are, we have all of the licorice love, it's almost like a sort of like we're all mingling but we haven't had sex yet. Alright, so let's let's enter these kegel balls into your your vagina area. Let's just start with one. I mean we can start with one, but I have high expectations.

You're gonna do great. Now does this give you any pleasure at all when I tug on it just a little bit, but I have to stand up after this, don't you think so? All right, well then stand up, stop being such a baby. Put the balls in and stand up.

I feel so full. Oh yeah. And then this is the hot octopus, the vibrator. I'm gonna put my cock in here like this, right?

Yeah. Oh, I had to stop because I almost came. This is the rock. Explain this part.

How do you turn it on? Richard, this is intense. I'll take the camera. OK.

Can you feel it in the, it was upside down and backwards. Yes. Give me your pussy. There you go.

Oh, that's perfect. Oh my. Oh fuck. All right, so that was that.

It sounded like a weed whacker when you, it was something so funny. I couldn't stop laughing. It was like, yeah, it's like I just wanna make sure that you know that's the toy and not how I sound in bed. If you wanna see that, head over to Patreon, check it out.

I don't know if it's super, super informative, but it is super, super pornographic. Yeah, it's like 20 minutes long, so enjoy yourselves. All right, Lauren, yes, Richard, I'm a little discombobulated because I moved furniture before we started, so my body doesn't know what to do. I'm trying to find a better position for the uncomfortable futon.

Yeah, I mean, it's still uncomfortable. I'm trying to find a better section, so we moved the little table around. It's thrown me off completely. Me too.

I have to be honest. Should we move it back? I don't know. All right, hold on.

Let's move it back and then we'll come back on. Hold on. All right. Oh, can't see the screen.

Yeah, that goes there. All right, it's way better. Oh my God, everything feels right. It's so weird.

Remind me to never ever change everything around again. Now, the only thing that I wanna change in here, and by here. I mean the state of Quintana Row is the heat. Oh my God, I keep looking at my body in the gym, right?

Yeah, so does everybody else. Shut up. I am the same color as the wall. Yeah, the wall, so everybody knows, is eggshell.

And I keep thinking, you know what, I'm gonna go outside and I'm gonna catch a little, just 30 minutes, right, catch some sun. Like I'm gonna go and I'm gonna do just 30 minutes. I'll go up to like hang laundry or something and 5 minutes just beads of sweat just pouring down my body. It's no fun.

So I'd like that to stop now because it's hard, uh, sitting in your sofa, your other uncomfortable sofa. Watching the Philadelphia Eagles lose once again while dripping in sweat because it should be like fall things like the weird neighbor Kevin is raking leaves in the front yard. Oh, the thought of having fall leaves, I haven't thought of in a long time. Nothing falls here.

Um, so I wanted to tell our listener that, uh, we got all sexed up. Yes, we broke the chain. We broke the cycle. The cycle.

That's what I meant, not the chain. It was like a dry cycle in our lives where we could not have sex with anyone. We had a chat about it in one of our virtual workshops afterwards and was like, Who's had the most recent sex? And people were like, February.

Yeah, it goes with my theory that COVID hit swingers the hardest. I've not heard anybody in the news talk about it. I'm gonna do some field reporting. You should totally do that.

I should. I'm gonna do I'm. I'm gonna get a news van. A little bit about this particular hookup.

Now this story brings into light a couple of different things chivalry, kindness, embarrassment. That's the one I'm guilty of. What playtime can be with just a tiny little shift of certain things. Are you as lost as our listener?

I am great. I have you right where I want you. I'm gonna get to it, but first I want to describe this couple a little bit. Lovely people.

How would you describe them? They are those people who put other people first before them. They are gorgeous to just stare at. They make you feel a little taller.

And a little prettier. He's a large guy. He's very tall, but you feel just as tall as he does. Yeah, it's like something about him.

They just like they exude this positivity and stuff, and it just makes you feel a little bit better about yourself. Yeah, to give you an example is we're always trying to talk shit about people around them, and they just want another part of that. You know, I'm just gonna stay, I'm gonna stay right right here and you guys wanna talk shit, that is fine with you. We respect that, but we are not going to partake.

Have a good day, sir. That is sort of them. They're they're just those people, and she is like a beauty queen to me. I always have this little running joke with her.

She's like 3 minutes into a conversation and ask me a question, and I usually answer, You're so pretty. I'm not listening. You're so pretty. So they came to town.

We don't always play with them, we don't always have. play time with them. Sometimes it's just sort of social time. So the first night we pick them up at the hotel, we pick them up, right?

Yeah, yeah, we pick them up curbside. And when I say curbside, that's not a figure of speech. We have them sneak out of the hotel, down the sidewalk and say, hey, hey, come to the curb, come to the curb, we don't want them to see us here. I think they're gonna shoot on site.

So they walk down the curb and uh they jump in the car, we scream away like we just robbed a bank and off we go to the restaurant, we talk a little bit and laugh a little bit, and then we get out of the car, she says to us, and by the way, hey guys. Do you think I should put pasties on underneath this now? You have to imagine this, that she has the most perfect set of boobs you've ever seen in your life, and I'm not a boobs guy, but when I look at her boobs, I'm like, yeah, I want those boobies. I really like those boobs.

They're not huge, but they're big for her frame, and I love it. Perfectly shit. Yeah. So she stands up and she's like, Should I put pasties on this?

And she's wearing this top, and essentially you can just see right fucking through it. And immediately my dick starts getting hard. I'm sort of into that. Public display of naughtiness and nakedness and making people look, I think I said, no, no, no, you'll be fine.

And then I got out of the car and I was like, you know what, hold on a second, stand up, let me see you again. Let me see you in the sunlight and I looked at her and her tits are just shining right through this top. I'm thinking, you know what, if a light hits that the right way. It's gonna be fucking amazing on one level.

Another level in this tiny little town that we live in, people will literally shit themselves, right? Especially the, the staff there at the restaurant. So we say, maybe you should put, she's like, I got pasties. I'm prepared.

I already know. In a flash, she put them on. We opened the trunk. She literally zipped open her bag.

She had the kind that are like gel reusables, right? So this wasn't a pasty where you rip off the fabric part. She had these things ready almost as if they were magnets to her nipples and just left hand to right or whatever in the shirt, boom, boom. This is not a situation that was her first time, right?

Totally boom, boom, done. Let's go. I'm ready to go. And I was like, they're on already.

That's kind of fucking amazing. We had a good time. We took them. Back to the hotel, didn't actually stop.

We just told them to roll out and we're gonna keep on going in case anybody sees us. And then, so then we meet up with them again two nights later and they're like, hey, let's just have fun. And we know we do because with them we're always like, hey, let's just get fucking crazy. And that's sort of how, how we like it.

Like, no plan, no, you know, we like this, you like that, let's just sit down, have a drink and get crazy. So we decided to do it in the afternoon because uh We're all old people and we like, we like doing it during the day. Well, that's what I love. They said, Do you guys wanna do day or evening?

We like daytime. We're like, so do we. That's the best. Absolutely.

Insider tip, say I want a nooner. It is time management at its best. So they come over again, we pick them up, come by the curb. We're in the car, we're behind the tree, behind the tree.

Walk down the street there, see us. I'm gonna flash my lights, flashing my lights, walk towards the car. Uh, so we pick them up, we drive away again, off they go with us, and we come back to the house, turn on the music and start day drinking. I haven't day drank, day drank.

I haven't day drank in a long time. I still get anxiety every time. I don't. They have drugs for that you could use a little Molly next time.

Let's go on the Molly train again. We should start a second podcast called The Molly Train where it's just our adventures on Molly. This week, Richard lost a limb. Uh, so we go upstairs, right, again, fucking professionals, and I love this about them, and this is something that I noticed, right?

We all walk into the bedroom with our drinks, we all walk in there like a tiny little army. As soon as we walk in, everybody starts taking off their clothing. This is akin to being a professional, like an electrician, you come in, you set your tools down, you start setting. Yeah, ma'am, don't worry about your refrigerator.

I'm gonna fix it. I just gotta set up my tools. Yeah, they start walking in, just the clothes start coming off. That whole uncomfortable time is gone.

Yeah, because people, if you're just getting started in this and you're getting into the lifestyle, that thing where people take off your clothing in a very hot, seductive way, I know you've all. Yeah, that shit doesn't happen. So save us all a bit of time and just take your fucking pants off. Yeah, let's just move on to step two.

Maybe underwear and lingerie is a little bit different, but I'm talking the actual clothing, jeans, the socks, and if we're in a winter or fall situation as we were talking, we wish we were in my sweater vest is on. You know what I mean? What do I do with that ascot? Do I rip that off his neck, just take them off, throw them in a pile, you'll deal with them later when we say get your clothes and get out.

So they immediately start taking off their clothes. Now it's not just their physical beauty because let's face it, I, I, I noticed this thing where I'm getting older. Yeah, it seems to happen every day. Yeah, I notice mine every day too.

It's turning into a pattern, I'm afraid. Every day I wake up older and I think they're the same age or older than us. They may be a little older than us. I'm looking around at us and I'm like, you know, we're not spring chickens anymore.

That idea of that. Really beautiful 20 something year old couple, which is really attractive when you look at it, when you stare at it, right? I will attest to this. There is nothing more sexy than a confident older woman, an experienced, calm, levelheaded older woman.

I would choose that every day of the week and twice on Sunday over a twenty-something. And when you find that beauty within someone, you start. Looking at that person or those people in this case, this couple, it's like an aura. It's not something to take for granted that amazing energy that somebody holds.

Yeah, you don't have to be perfect. I mean, let's face it, we're certainly not perfect. Like you were saying, like, OK, if you could have a dream Instagram couple or something like these fitness people that are like great to look at. Not only are you talking about the essence and stuff, but there's like a sexually charged.

You're saying that confidence and stuff and it's like you infuse that with their charge, knowing what they want, but you can't take away age, right? as far as beauty, you look at somebody and you go, they are a beautiful couple that is in their late 40s or 50s. I don't know how old they are, but there's that sort of asterisk. They're a nice looking older couple, we'll say, or you'll say they're a hot young couple, right?

Yeah. What age do you think that happens, like 40, 37. That's when it started for me. And then it turns to they're a hot couple and then it's an older couple, which is where we are now, or if not, we're knocking on the door.

Is anybody in there? Oh, hey, there's so many people in here. It's Richard and Lauren, we're here. We're hosting.

We immediately start getting at it. I don't even remember how. I just remember lying on the bed and grabbing somebody. This is the funny thing about her, she says it every single time, and I love her for it.

You know what I want? I'm just gonna watch you guys this time, this time, that's the key. So this time we're like, hey lady, go over to that chair, you've been. Wanting to do this for a long time and watch us ruin Lauren.

Watch him and I take her to task. We are gonna treat her like a dirty, disgusting little whore, and she's gonna love it. We're gonna love it. Go sit over there.

She lasted 4 seconds on that chair before she comes over to the bed, and we're like, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be over there. She's like, I know, I just can't help it. I want to be over here touching.

That happens every single time. So I was like, alright, well you just stay right here next to us and touch and do whatever you want, and we start attacking you. All of this stress and all of this crap that we've been going through in the past couple of weeks is just like melting away. You're just sort of sliding into your body's just sort of sliding and I'm making out with you and he's just touching you and going down on you.

He really enjoys that sort of petting and preplay, which I actually Enjoy as because it's different. It's not just like go suck my cock, yeah, different than your husband. I would, I, your words not mine suck my cock. So he just kind of melts into me and just starts rubbing my body and giving me soft kisses everywhere and I don't really know what we were doing until I stuck his cock in my mouth.

Like he, he loves going down on you and staying down there and playing with you and I'm playing with her boobs at the same time. Then I just She wanted to suck my cock and um having somebody sucking your cock right so you're you're in front of me and he's taking you from behind, you're getting fucked and so your face is in front of me and you're sort of squealing like staring at me face to face almost while she's going down on me and you're squealing a little bit because he has a giant cock and uh. Like that's one of my favorite things in the world. What?

Like, I wanna hear you squeal a little bit, a little bit of pain. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, yeah, I mean for me, I know it's not the greatest for you, but, uh, no, I like it. I know.

But you know, sometimes the day after you're like, my vagina hurts. Oh, always the day after, yeah, but I like it in the moment because it's, it is raw, so things are going really well up until I ruin it, so. I decide this is just too hot, so go over to you, and I'm like, I'm gonna fuck you, take you, and I lay you down, and I put it inside of you. I'm start fucking you, and I'm now I'm playing with her boobs on one side, I'm fucking you, and I'm laying right down beside her.

Now he's kneeling down by your side and you're sucking his cock, and I am in your ear, and I'm like, you take that cock, you swallow that cock, and I'm fucking you, and I can feel my dick hitting the back of you, and I'm just going hard. and harder and harder. And then you say to me, you're like, give me that cock, give me that cock. And then you say to me, you say, feed me that cock.

And I grab the back of your head and the base of his cock, and I'm slamming them both together. It was so hot. You're squealing. And at that moment, I'm like, I, I'm gonna come.

And it was like 2 seconds. I crawl up into a ball to try to not come. So I get in some sort of ski jump position. Like I just left the ramp.

Or like a yoga pose. Like it was a weird yoga pose. So I leave your, your body, my penis goes out of you and it didn't work. I just came on myself in a weird position and then I looked up and I'm like, I came.

This would normally be an embarrassing situation because I, I, I think we were playing for 4 minutes, not even, no, like 4 minutes, like 4 minutes. I mean, the playtime, yes, but as As far as the actual sex, I think I was inside of you for 2 minutes. I just want to say that when you pulled out, right, and you're like, I'm gonna come and, and you started holding everything back, then they were like, just come and enjoy it. I know, but it was too late.

I was trying to hold it back. It didn't work. And then you had some sort of weird half gasm. Yeah, I did have a half gasm because I, I, half of it went back inside of me.

Half of it landed on the sheets, which was a complete fucking waste. And now I'm, I'm like, anyway, they're like, we, we are never unhappy when someone comes. That is our rule. Now this is a key thing, right, because I don't feel stupid.

I just say, well, I'm just gonna go for a second one. That's it. They make you feel so comfortable and it is so important to have people like that to have a good time. And we spent the rest of the time playing.

Like I did everything that I could do. I never came back. Fully did I come back fully? I can't remember.

I remember having sex with you again. Yeah, you were, you had a heart on. She was blowing you again. You were like, yeah, I did come back for a second round, which I was very impressed with myself.

These people are probably the most polite human beings on the face of the planet during the playtime and just being with her. She came, she was almost apologizing. She, because she's like, she came all over the sheets. Oh, I am so sorry.

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go buy you new linens. I, I think I may have come all over your sheets, and I'm like, don't worry about it. And then him, he, one of my favorite moments, one of the times where he was getting ready to, to fuck you, he's had, he forgot to bring his own condoms. OK, so he had to use our condoms.

They're just regular skin condoms, you're allergic to latex, just regular normal condoms, and he's. In trouble putting them on. And there he is standing there in his glorious form, and he's yelling at himself and he's saying this, oh, goddamn coke can cock. His fucking penis, jeez, I am, I am so sorry.

It's just like a Coke can. This is just ridiculous. Just yelling at his penis. Me, I've been like, I can't get this shit on.

My cock is too big. What size are these? What size are these? Richard, do you buy it down in the store down here.

Come on, man. Jesus. And I looked at him and I said, Well, if you have like just a regular size, does it just rise up? And he said, Yeah, it fits me like a crop top.

Yes, it was a crop top condom. I lost it. I'm like, I can't. Oh, he hates his penis.

I know, but it's, it's one of the greatest penises I've ever seen. I know it's a great penis. That was our time. And the fact that we sat there for like half the play time is just sort of sitting talking and laughing, and I think it's really important to remember that just that essence of connection with people is so, so important to have.

It's fine if you don't, right? We've been down and dirty and we're like, I don't even know their name, like when it was, we would do stuff in the, in the jacuzzi beds or whatever, right? And that's a different kind of sex, right? This is nice to have, especially as our first time back break in the dry cycle.

Like I couldn't have imagined a more comfortable place because I do get nervous, especially if there's a big break in between getting down with another couple. I don't know why I get nervous still, but I don't know why you get nervous. You've been having sex for so long. It's, it's like riding a bike, but with no seat.

That might be. Sometimes it just kept me just random shit that comes out of your mouth. I should have masturbated and prepped myself, but that was weeks and weeks of anxiety. That was semen that was built up all the way into my chest cavity, and it just had to come out.

It's just a release and it should have come out. It should have come out in the most explosive. It should have way, but no one will ever know because I was curled up in a little ball. Yeah, I wish you would have just been hands on the hips and thrusting your hips forward and just let it just go all over.

I believed I could stop it like the force. A half gasm. I had a half gasm, yeah, I gotta get rid of that other half. It's in there somewhere.

So I just wanna, I don't know why I was thinking like if you were gonna come so hard you could have like hit yourself in the face, and that reminded me of when we were talking. About at dinner or something, how you tried to blow yourself when you were a child. Well, I think everybody has tried. I'm curious, like, well, no, someone asked me because they're like, Hey, your penis is pretty long.

Have you ever tried it? And I was like, of course I've tried it. I was surprised when you said that. Alright, well, I'm not gonna talk about on this one.

Maybe the next one, maybe another conversation. OK, Listen, you're very flexible as a child. Yeah, yeah. Who wouldn't have tried, if your penis is long enough and you're in a position sometimes rolling around, you're like, Ah, my own penis came pretty close to my mouth right there.

I wonder if we could talk about that later. OK, I just thought it was really funny. Thanks for bringing that up though, so I could be even more embarrassed. It's awesome.

Well, no, but then when they brought it up, you know, I tried 42 years old, and, uh, yeah, I can't get my hips in that position anymore. No, I look like I'm in traction. I just sort of, I have no flexibility whatsoever. It's just sad looking.

Yeah, I'll try. I'll show you tonight how far back I can get. I think, I think we should have a measuring contest. Yeah, let's do a contest who gets the closest.

We'll do that at our at our party that we're gonna talk about. Alright, uh, Lauren, thanks for joining me. Get out. All right, we have somebody here who moved my heart a while back.

Anyone who reaches out moves my heart. Anyone, but he sent an, an especially kind email. Now this was, it made me cry a little bit, and his email, in part of it was him crying from our podcast. So we just made each other cry.

Now this email came in over a year ago. I just went back and I checked it. He called it a book, and it was. A book.

He wrote us this email talking about his relationship, his wants and his needs, just sort of things that he was going through in his life at the time. This again was last year, padded all of that with Richard, you're a god, I love you. I wish I were you. That's how I read it.

He had a good plane story in there, not a plane story, just a story about on a plane or in a plane. Say hello, Jeff. Hello, Richard and Lauren. Hi.

We're gonna get to the part where you talk and say really great things about us. That's, that's gonna come later. This is a situation, I wouldn't say it's common, but it does come up. And this situation that I'm talking about is people asking us, Hey, I'm into this.

How do I get my wife into this? Or my husband the other side is usually a lot easier. Wife comes in, she's like, Hey, I'm thinking about having a threesome with my friend Bambi. Are you into that or not?

Dudes usually like, I've always been into that, but I didn't know how to tell you. We just met two people, I feel like in the last month, and the girls were the ones that brought it up, and I just am always like, woohoo. Well, yeah, I mean, with a guy, it's, it's walking a tightrope, you know, you're right for guys like me. If, if I was different, I, I guess it would be weird to hear it if I had never thought about it before.

The most common answer you always get is, am I not enough? Am I not enough? And my answer to that is no, Lauren, you're not. Listen.

You're great at cooking. You make a nice bed, but basically, but I shorten all that down. I say, do better, better, which usually works, my friend. You were in a situation where you were in a marriage.

You knew that you had sort of some of this sexual stuff going on in your head about fantasies and being open at the time. You couldn't express that. So tell us a little bit about how long you were with your wife at this point when it. Sort of just started coming to the surface.

Yeah, I think when it started coming to the surface, you know, we were together for 13 years. This came up probably after 2 or 3 years of being together. We got married in 2013. I, I think from the start, there was always this battle, you know, how you feel like you should behave as a husband, and then this other side of how you, what you really feel inside that you want to express.

And in our situation, there was just the dynamic of anything that really went outside of that traditional monogamous bond of Marriage was just uncomfortable. It was that carousel, you know, you want to bring this out, you want to be honest with your spouse, you want to tell them what you're feeling, uh, but when you start going down certain roads, it looks like it's unwelcome, so it shuts you back inside, right? Alright, I don't want to do a spoiler alert, but spoiler alert, they're not together anymore, right? But not because of, no, not necessarily, but I'm just, I just want to point out going forward that this may be a lesson of what are things maybe perhaps of what not to do.

Maybe some things of what you can do. We could in fact learn from his failures. Maybe. Again, I'm gonna preface, they are not together, not specifically because of just this.

That is correct, right? That's absolutely correct. You know, we had gone through a lot of work, a lot of effort. We did a lot of different workshops, uh, different types of counseling, different, uh, emotionally focused therapy, you know, uh, couples counseling, individual counseling, the whole thing.

So you're absolutely right in saying that this was not the sole reason that drove us apart. I would say having the outlook that I have versus what she has really just highlighted the difference. What was your relationship? I just want to sort of do it in parts here.

So the beginning part of the relationship, would you say good marriage with a lot of sexual understanding, or would you say that the basis from where it started was already sort of off a little bit? I, I would say the basis from where it started was off a little bit. I think there was a lot of pressure that I carried with myself through life, with my past, that Put me in a situation where I felt like I had to be something I'm not, you know, you're married now, so this part of yourself shuts off. All right, so what did you want to be?

We all know what that is, right? That is Mr. Brady. That is Mr.

and Mrs. Wilson from Dennis the Menace, I believe they slept in separate beds, I think. But while this is going on, what are the images? What are the things that are coming into your head that you want it to look like?

What I wanted it to look like was Going on a journey. It's, I know that this Ward Cleaver vision of a husband was not me at my core. So, what I wanted to do was go on an exploration journey, and a lot of other things, but particularly sexually, in some non-traditional areas, swinging being one of them, you know, just learning about what I would call a sex positive or, you know, without judgment kind of expression of what you feel inside. And I just had this conversation with a friend of ours who is a woman.

She's single right now, but she wants To live a non-monogamous life, but she doesn't, and this is really hard for people, I think, to even wrap their heads around. She doesn't necessarily want to live a non-monogamous life. She wants the thoughts, at least to be non-monogamous. She wants to be open enough to be able to talk about fantasies that include others than her current boyfriend or whoever she marries or whoever that is, and that may be enough for people.

Yeah. Is that sort of what you were wishing for or hoping for was to have that open dialogue? Yes, exactly. A good example of that is, you know, we were reading this one book, and the example of what the author is a female author, and was saying was a very charming and attractive character of her husband was they were walking down the streets of New York, and the husband kept looking up and couldn't figure out why he kept looking up.

And then eventually she realized that every time a pretty girl would walk by, Rather than look at the pretty girl, he would look up so as not to embarrass his wife, right? And of course, the authors thought that was great. And, you know, my wife thought that was great. And I thought, that's that's fucking insanity, you know, to me, if I want to be honest and open and I see a pretty girl.

Yeah, hold on, let's just back up. I gotta find this book and burn it. Listen, I'm a doctor, OK? And I can tell you, when it comes to that stuff, just my psychological training, my advice is, uh, Go fuck yourself, because here's the thing, whether you are looking up or you are looking at that girl, you've already made a choice, and that choice is your mind.

So it's, it's like now you're just sort of living inside of a false world. So the chances that this happens are very, very close to the truth, which is, why did you look at her? I didn't look at her, I looked up. Oh, OK, why do you have to look up?

How did you know she was coming? That you could look up. Exactly. Well, that's my question.

Like, what? He just, you already saw her, you fucking liar. It's like a spidey sense, honey. 00, OK.

OK, then you're an angel. I could just feel them, OK, you know what I mean? Yeah, total angel. I'm sorry.

You're right, baby. The force was strong with that one. Yeah, she must have been super pretty. I didn't even see that kind of stuff.

I, I guess you're right, is out there. I don't know it because I don't read that crap, to be honest, old fashioned, like wear a. Covers over your eyes are like, well that's a religion. I don't think we want to go into that.

No, I'm just saying, but it's, oh, you mean put blinders on. You don't mean be Muslim and no, no, no, no Sharia law or anything like that. I was going on a completely I would bring that up because yeah, that's way too above my intelligence is a very good topic for a swingers' podcast. It's so good we can do it right after we do our movie reviews.

Yeah, let's do a segment called Sharia's Law. Cherie, come on, Cherie. Now there has to be a first time, and I'm getting, this is before you find Richard and Lauren, but there has to be a point where you sort of say, I am going to try to be my authentic self, and I'm gonna bring this up. How do you broach the subject?

So what I found was the desire forum online, right? So I started reading the stories and I found that, and I just found that it sounded interesting, you know, it was the stories about the people who go there that had Never been in the lifestyle before, but they kind of took the plunge together and they came out on the other end, a much stronger couple and improved their communication. And I just felt like that is exactly the type of thing I want to do. The thing was, OK, now I've got to talk to her about it.

And as I started bringing it up, you know, I could just almost see the blood pressure. There, there was, and in, and in, and I'm certainly in no way here to, to dog on her in any way whatsoever. She's a wonderful person. But for her, what we ended up Learning was that it was a triggering.

Exactly what you said earlier. I'm not enough. I'm not good enough. I'm not this, I'm not that based off of her background.

But that was the first time, and this was probably 2009, 2010 time frame that I brought it up. I, I think how the conversation went was, do you really need that? And it shut me down and I said, no, no, I don't. No, I don't, and bang, right back into the cave.

I went for a couple of years. Yeah, that's, that's kind of harsh. And I mean, I feel like I'm not enough, period, for you. I was giving you that blank space just to make you feel insecure.

You're just nodding like, yes, that is true, and, and it took you 18 years to realize it. Wow, I'm just processing everything because it's, you know, it's so hard. I have a couple that I'm on WhatsApp with that I'm trying to sort of explain to the man and to the woman. They're both on different sides.

I'm helping as much as you can, yeah, as much as I can just to share my point of view on it. It's very difficult when you're living in a world where Your, your self-worth and all of your good things sort of you lay it on your partner to be like you are validate me you validate me in every way, shape or form and as soon as you bring somebody else into this or some sort of outside force, that's gonna take everything away from my importance. I just got a text from my friend who is not in the lifestyle. This was, I'm like a Jedi knight, and he is with this girl, and he said, my girl finally said that she wants to have a threesome.

Her girlfriend, and I said, OK. She said to me, Oh, you have to wear a condom though with her. He's like, How do you do that? Like, do you use it on both?

Do you not use it on both? It's a weird thing. No, you do not use it on both. You just have to select certain times, and if you need another one, you, you, you repackage.

I said, but for some women, there is a barrier of intimacy there. The condom acts as you are a little more intimate with me than you are. Her by wearing that condom because he was like, I cannot fuck on a condom. I'd rather watch TV.

Yeah, that sounds like you and it's so hard. It's hard. Well, first of all, tell them that. Tell them that he immediately texted her.

This has just happened before we, we started recording, and he said that was it. It was an intimacy. It was an intimacy issue. That thing with feeling like you are the most special is sort of connected to us, right?

It's not the other person. All right, so you shut down. Go back into your cave, but he said it was only for a couple of years. So I'm curious how, what drew him out of the cave again.

Well, that's what I was just about to ask him. I wasn't about to end the interview. You know, you come out of the cave, you test the waters, you talk about it again. There, there's a, a response that's a little different, maybe, maybe, and you cling on to that for a little while, and then it comes back down to no again.

And it was really like that until 2018. 0, this is where we come into the picture. All right, so I'm gonna fast forward just a little bit here. Are you still reading the for?

about desire. Are you still peeing on there? Very, very privately, but yeah. Did she ever read any of those stories?

She read a couple of them, you know, it was again, on again and off again, I think, for her, where it sounded interesting. And then I think when she really dug into who she was, I, I just don't think that that the resort or the, the, the lifestyle in general, or the people who are in it were compatible with her views of the world. Now, I believe that there has to be people out there who are like, you know what, I have no problem with your life. Style and we've met these people.

I have no problem with your lifestyle, Lauren. The fact that you are a whore does not affect me at all. Thumbs up to you. I just do not have the time or the energy or really the interest to have sex with other people.

Just don't. So good luck, have fun, but they love desire. Yeah, I don't care about desire. Oh, or not desire, but they love going to lifestyle things, right?

Was she a person that was open to sexuality? It was kind of both had troubled childhoods. I, I don't really want to go into that so much. Was she a sexual person to begin with?

Were you behind the eight ball as soon as you started? I, I think there was always a, a tension there as it related to intimacy, you know, that was a big focus in a lot of our counseling. So, so, yeah, there, there wasn't necessarily a fun place to find playtime, um, that was extremely comfortable, extremely relaxed. There was always some sense of tension in there.

You know, we'd have stretches where it would be OK, but There was just other things within the relationship that would cause tension to reside and innocuous things like not picking up or not cleaning, those types of things that would spill over into the bedroom. If Lauren doesn't clean, she doesn't get the cock. That's the rule in this house. In fact, while I'm doing this interview, if you could straighten up in here a little bit, that would be great.

Is this about the time you find us? August 2019. All right, so this is what I'm picturing. You go on, you log on, whatever, you're in those forums, you see our names pop up.

When you finally find us, it was raining, it was dreary. And then the sky opens up and a beam of sunlight comes through your front window, just lands straight on your crotch, and you go, this is who I need to reach out to. But then what, you started, I guess, listening to the podcast, right? Yeah, I, I did a Google search.

It was, we were kind of at odds. We had a, a pretty bad blowout. Uh, she, she headed out to, uh, go with some friends for, for a week, and I stayed home and, uh, did some Googling, they just did some, what am I really is, is what I was trying to do. And through a Google search, I found room 77.

Your name's rung a. Richard and Lauren, just because I had read the reviews on the, on the desire forum and just started listening. Just what I immediately took away was from your story and the intro about selling everything, moving down to Mexico. It, it was really the first time that I felt OK in feeling what I felt.

You're welcome. You're welcome. And I've said thank you a million times, and I can say it a million times again. It really was at a super low point in my life, but just listening to the banter, the playfulness, and it, and it's not necessarily what y'all did is what I need to go and do, but it's just.

Freedom to be able to express exactly what's on my mind and not have that judged or characterized the way it was, you know what I mean? Your podcast just gave me the ability to feel OK with what I was doing, right? And I think that is one of the things that podcasts do, good books do, not as well as hearing a voice, but I think it is one of those things where people go through life and they feel like, oh, I'm not an insane person. I equate this to turn of the century, being gay.

You gotta imagine that a person. is living inside of craziness right in their brain. If I'm in Downton Abbey and I like penis, I don't know what to do, right? There's no internet.

There's, in fact, there's certainly not gonna be any books about it. No, no. And there's, you know, there's layers and layers of clothing that makes everything way more difficult in that era. That has nothing to do with this.

I sort of equate it to that, that there is a part of people who feel like, how do I relate to anyone in this town? Do you live in a small town? Um, medium size, I wouldn't say small. It's not huge, but it doesn't matter.

It'll fit in my sentence. How do I live in this medium sized town? There you go. I can make anything work.

So it does bring a sense of normalcy if you relate to the people that you're listening to, and that's sort of what you emailed us was like, hey, I need to write this because you made me feel better, essentially, and I want to write my thoughts down. It only took you more than a year to get on the podcast, so you're welcome for that. You've been in the inbox ever since. I, you know, it's funny, I read that note that I sent to you guys every now and again, you know, just because since that time, since I wrote that initial email, we did go through a lot of the council, like, and uh I did bring up your podcast, I did bring up the resort.

I did bring up a lot of those things to the counselor. Yeah, and you told me that the, the, the counselor had a sort of term for the, I think the hotel, right? It was like a camp or something. You gotta imagine the air quotes being made as, as the phrase was said, but Camp that seems supportive.

She probably wrote that book. What were things that you did besides telling her to read it or listen to the podcast? I know you told her to listen to the podcast, and she was sort of willing to meet us at one point. What were things that you feel like that you tried that were successful?

I, I think I gotta be careful here and how we're gonna define success. All right, so that interview ran really long. It's about another 15 minutes longer. We're gonna throw that up on Patreon because this.

The episode got too long. Told you, way too much stuff going on. It's about winding down for us now. Is it time for wine?

No, uh, do you remember when we used to RV? We had an RV and we used to go around the country and just fuck off. Fun time in our lives. One of my favorites actually.

Yeah, Brenna and Brian, uh, Front Porch Swingers, they have a giant bus now that's with altplayground.com, and they're taking this bus, they're gonna go. All around the country in an RV, they're gonna spread happiness and love to sex-positive people all around the country. So a blast. Yeah, so they're gonna do like giveaways and events and a lot more, so go to Alt playground social media to check that out.

Alt Playground now, by the way, 399 if you wanna try it out for 3 days. It's a great way to just dip your toes in if you want to, right? It's like it cost me nothing but 399 and a little bit of my dignity. That's it.

I just gave up a few nudes and 399. That's not or, or best case scenario, you're like, I just had the best sex of my life and cost me 39399. I love it. Low commitment.

That's low risk is what it is. So try it out if you want to meet sex-positive people all across the country, they're growing big and fast, uh, like my waistline. So, moving on, Lauren, to our lovely patreons, the people that I love most. Do you wanna know why?

Because now we are basically homeless and unemployed at this point. So again, we wanna do a shout out for the new patreons that joined up. We appreciate it. I'm gonna sing this again.

In the form of ice you're gonna do something very, very special, special. This is a rap that you wrote by yourself, original song, original lyrics, um, you wrote this. If it sounds familiar at all, then sue us. I believe Vanilla Ice has already been sued for this.

So I don't, I think double jeopardy is in place here. That's how it works. I, I have a law degree now. You can't sue me for stealing someone's music that they already stole.

Lauren, who are our new patreons? All right, stop, collaborate and listen. We are back with some brand new patrons, Aaron, Adrian and Riley, Dan and Diana, JJ and Molly. Will it ever stop?

Probably so. Turn it up for Perry A. To the extreme is Kim and Argyle light it up Carra Dock and Darren, Dan, Colorado crew, we're killing your ears like a poisonous mushroom. Carry Takasio Shaki.

Love it or leave it, you can not. Sleep Blood, the KNK. If there was a laugh, you know, I got it. Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.

Honey, you did it. You did it again. Oh my God. Like, first of all, I never knew that you had this kind of gift inside of you.

It's a rap random supporter's name. Usually I am the only gift that is inside of you, but now I know there are two. If that is not worth the Patreon money to those. And I want them to leave.

Get out. You don't deserve Lauren. Thank you for that. That was absolutely amazing.

We love you guys. I liked, uh, watching you work on that. That was, that was fun. Uh, nice work.

Thank you. I enjoy it. Now I need you to get back to work because we have this party in, I think, 3 days. Flirty, down and dirty, 3rd, 1st annual, annual, the 1st 3rd annual flirty, Down and dirty.

For details, go to our website. Yeah, go to. Uh, room 77 slashlife of the party. I haven't posted it yet.

Alright, well, we'll get it up there. We'll get everybody information and they can come to the next one because this one was sold out immediately. It was sold out before we even posted it. Oversold actually, and we almost got another house.

That's a whole story for a whole another podcast. Uh, meanwhile, last but definitely not least, what are you addicted to this month? I'm addicted to grape Trident. I guess because I'm quitting the Nicorette and I just tried every flavor of Trident that there is and awesome, you are only off the gum because we've been exiled and we can no longer get our shipments of Nicorette.

So thanks to that, I am addicted to smoking again. So awesome. No Nicorette means I go back to smoking, so I'm glad everyone wants me to die. It's fine.

Yes, no ownership for your actions. That's what exactly it's not my fault. If I don't have Nicorette, there's only one other way to get it. Yeah, I am addicted to disco lights because of the flirty, down and dirty.

I went out and bought all these lights so that we can dance and have blinky lights. I'm obsessed with them. I want a disco. I want my own disco is basically what I want.

Literally was having to give the guy like some side talk and be like, listen, this is our first party. He's gonna want everything here. We're gonna stay away from the soundboard, OK? Just show him like some stuff and he's like, and these are moving heads with lasers and you're like, yeah.

Yes, I will take everything. In fact, how much to hold the party in your store? I just, I will just come here because it's like a, a guitar center but in Mexico and it's, yeah, it was amazing. His name was Diego and it was, uh, Electronica Gonzalez.

He was super helpful. He really, he helped me, but and then we're gonna have wonderful lights for the party. All right, speaking of addiction, tell them about Bikini Addiction. Bikini Addiction.com.

And support us by buying your bikinis there. Use the promo code room 77, get 10% off and free shipping in the US. And if you want to see her in those bikinis, make sure to go over to social media and check it out. All right, Lauren, I gotta go, but one thing, word to your mother.

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