Ep. 80: Pounded by Amateurs, Pounded in Playroom, Pounded by Drugs

All right, Lauren, in this episode we're gonna talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly, the good sex we had even though we both came out physically and emotionally injured. The bad way we went into a playroom to check things out and mistakenly did aura with everyone while a unicorn rubbed magic potion on clits and the ugly experience I had on a certain party drug, but I am not gonna tell you which party drug it was, OK. We don't give a fuck. All right, Lauren, we have started back again.

We shouldn't be here in this house. Oh my God, that didn't even register. It it's so true. But we'll be out of here soon in our new studio, studio number 7.

We're gonna get to Studio 77 soon if we keep moving like this. Uh, today or this time we're gonna go back to flirt the event because we had so much to talk about. We didn't, we weren't able to get it in, which was a little like our DVP session that we just had, which we'll talk about in another episode. We were able to get it in.

We had 7 seconds of success. It's 11 actually. Did you? Well, I have the clip on my phone and I cut it.

Down to like the actual part because maybe I've been watching it a little bit. It's 11 seconds long, 11 seconds of DVP success. But this one, this one is called The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. There are no stories of redemption in this one, not in this one.

This one you have to look at our listener has to look at as like a really twisted Lifetime movie of the week. I don't even know if the kids. Know what a Lifetime movie of the week is, but we're gonna go over the good, the bad, and the ugly, and I think it might actually be in that order. I don't know.

We'll see how things go, but basically our, our sexual escapades that we had at the flirtation, good for us. But before we go on, we should mention that sin, about 15 rooms left for October. Go to room 77life.com and it's right there on the homepage. Click for more information.

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Sin October something to October something else. Uh, alright, moving on. So in this particular event, we, we hooked up with a couple that we had hooked up with before at the last event and we graded them and they got an minus because of some, some certain aspects. I, of course, got an A plus plus you.

Got a minus because you smoked too much pot and you were a high sex fairy. I was a sexy right now, here's what always seems to happen to us, OK? We do this every time where we go in and people are like, hey, we want our first time to be with you, right? Very confident we are.

Well, what else are you gonna say? Like, I always feel like it's a sky, it likes more like skydiving. Like you've jumped out of a plane a lot of times. I, I feel like if something goes wrong, you're gonna know what to do.

There's, I guess there's a lot of nerves attached to it or whatever. And then we taught them, we learned them, we schooled them, we raised them. We gave them an minus, which is certified by ASA ASA. Then what happens, you go back and hook up with them again and they turn into absolute porn stars.

We were out sexed, Richard, and I don't know if this is just us because I'm starting to have the feeling that I peak at a certain level or we peak at a certain level because there are certain people that just outsex me, they just outsex me. I wish I had a yellow card or a red card or a flag or something I could just throw up in the air and say I've reached my limit. I can no longer keep up with you. I just stop and throw my hands up.

No, I totally feel you. And that's actually an interesting concept. I do feel like there's people who are just better at it. And I don't know if it's like they practice more, but even like the they definitely practice MMF that we were in that's on OnlyFans.

No, we were good at that one. I know, but I felt like he was out sexing, of course he outsexed us. So what am I doing wrong? You know what I mean?

What am I doing wrong? Maybe I need to. like, read more books, train. Yes, this is what I always said.

You should be doing all of the things. You should be putting things inside of you. You should be researching. I actually was going to do this entire episode with a butt plug in, and I couldn't find it.

Oh well, failure. Look, this is what I think because I have a feeling that this is not gonna be the last time a first timer's been like, hey, uh, I would like for you to be our first. So I think we have to change it up a little bit and find a way to make excuses. We have to get ahead of it so that if there is a second time, we have to find a way to either make excuses as to why it's gonna be bad the second time.

We have to fake an illness, a disease. We have to play it down crutches. Yeah, we have to be like something. Look, this 2nd time, the 1st time we went really easy, OK, the 2nd time.

We're gonna go really, really easy on you, but we want you guys to let loose. But we are gonna hang back because usually the second time we really scare people. So if you feel a reverse, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you feel a little bit let down, that's normal. It's really normal.

What we're doing is we're preparing you and we wanna get that confidence up high, you know, we want you to feel good, make, make, make us feel like losers. Now, I don't need to describe this couple again. They're both absolutely beautiful, right? But they are beginners.

I mean, they've literally been with no one else. And then they come back. And they fuck like they're in the running for an ABN award. I, I don't know, I don't even understand it.

As far as fucking you, I think I almost killed you. It's like watching a small horse fuck. It's like a, a small in shape horse fuck her and her spirit animal, which I just found out is a rabbit, and this one starts fucking like an actual rabbit. Now what adds insult to injury to this is she was coming off being sick, so she almost died the night before.

She had to take medicine and she still fucked the crap out of us, right? So I'm like, I, I can't even deal with this anymore. So at one point he's fucking fucking fucking, and then we're in the middle of it. I think we're like 1 hour in, and he's fucking you.

I'm in, I mean, I'm having a lot of fun. Don't get me wrong, a lot of fun, but I'm having a hard time like, hey, uh, turn down the confidence a little bit. I liked it better when I was in the driver's seat and He comes and I'm like, 00, maybe this is gonna be an early night. Should I look him dead in the eye, man to man, because, you know, I know how it goes.

I'm a man, right? I look at him like, Are you good? or? Is that the end?

And he looks at me with all the confidence of the world and says, Yeah, yeah, I just need a minute, like 5 minutes. As soon as he said it, it reminded me of a movie, you're not. Can I remember this, but there's a part in the movie Boogie Nights. Dirk Diggler comes inside of, oh, I forgot her name, the blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not the blonde on the roller skates, the older blonde, yeah, the Burt Reynolds' wife or girlfriend or whatever.

Burt Reynolds is directing is Meryl Streep. I don't know what it's not Meryl Streep for the love of God. Don't put that in everyone's mind. So what's his face comes over, uh, shameless guy, he comes over.

This is what it reminds me of. He came inside of. Maybe we could like go to stock footage or are you crazy? It won't match.

Jack, I could do it again if you need a close-up. Yeah, I can do it again if you need a close up. Yeah, I can, I can do it again, chicken. It's fine.

Yeah, I'll just be fine in a minute, and he does. He just starts fucking again like a madman. They, well, they kind of reminded me of Bunny. Because she just kind of crawled up on him and, you know, she obviously can read his body language and then boom, and they're going at it again again and they're fucking again right now.

I'm like, water break. I don't know like what's at this point, I'm literally having gender identity issues. Like it's the first time in all of this madness. I'm thinking, was I supposed to be a woman?

That feels more right. Maybe, maybe, maybe a transition is right for me, so. It At one I start fucking her after this happens, right? He comes again, right?

And surely I think, well, this is, this is it. This is it, right? So I think, well, I'm gonna try to come right now. She bends over like the little rabbit she is all fours, bends over, points that perfect little ass in my direction.

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It's true. She's a spinner this one, and she starts going to town on me and she's a power bottom on this, this cop, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, scary scary for me, right? You gotta control those hips now I know it. I know a power bottom when I see one.

The hips don't lie. Shakira taught me this very early in life, right? So she's going, going, going, going, going, going, going, and I hear crack like my dick snapped, and I'm panicking, panic, panic, panic, panic. Now I look down, everything's straight, there's no blood, so I think just keep going because the least you can do is finish the night and then we'll just go to the hospital later, right?

Don't fail. No, and don't faint. That's. Because I felt a little like I was gonna faint.

No one knew this. No one knew this. No, I didn't know until I got back to the room. Our room happened to be right next door to theirs.

Now he's, he's done. So I figure this night's coming to an end, right? He had come again, Jack. I could do it again if you need a close-up.

I need some gum and I need some water, and I didn't bring any with me, OK? They didn't have any water. Well, why wouldn't they? They're fucking so hard.

They're dehydrated. And by the way, I can't imagine this is the first time he came all day. Oh right, yeah, absolutely. You know what I mean?

Well, that was always our joke with them is like they go, they're always fucking, they're always fucking. They just go around the resort and just fucking random. This is how we met them. We met them originally at Desire at the workshop and they got a big F, which is a long way to go.

From an F all the way to an minus right because they were fucking within 5 minutes of the start of the art of touch and that's how we met them because we're like these are our people they can't keep their hands up at each other. We're out of water. Everyone is dehydrated, so I say I'm gonna go next door and I'm gonna get some supplies. Because we need them, right?

Otherwise we're gonna die here. We're all gonna die here naked and hard. Maybe with a broken penis, we don't know yet. We don't know yet.

It's possible. How do we go on? How would we even survive? So I bravely put a towel around my waist and I bravely go from one room to the next because we in fact do not have connecting doors.

I go from one room, I grab a piece of gum. I maybe take a little drink of water. Before I bring some more water over, right, I walk back in the door, and what is happening? What he missed the shot.

He came inside. He came inside of her again like to stock footage, yeah, what happens? Crazy. It won't match.

Jack, do it again if you need. I can do it again. 3rd time, 3rd time he came 3 times in that session. At this point, I quit.

He just had to give him the heavyweight belt. Just take it off and give it to him and be like, you know what? I am done. Quit.

I am out of my league. You two need to fly like two sex birds and find other people. I have references. I have people that I can tell you about that can surely keep up with you.

I have a lot of people in my Rolodex. That I can, I can tell you are gonna be, they're gonna be great. You guys are gonna have a lot of fun, right? But I am leaving here giving you two an A++.

I still get an A plus plus just because I give out even though I quit. Well, I get an A plus plus because I quit because you actually you finished with maybe a broken penis. I injured still don't know. Yeah, so to end this, this story, um, you were sore from his gigantic horse penis.

Uh, she broke my penis, I think. I immediately go back to the room and the first thing I say to you is, isn't what a great time. Uh, while that was hot, it's check my penis and see if it's broken. And I'm like, what does that even mean?

I don't know. I'm like, I think I broke my penis. I'm like, feel right here, here and here and here and here. Maybe stick a finger in here.

I don't know. It's what the doctor everything always requires 11 finger in my buttocks. Now here's the weird thing. Ever since that I have not seen a doctor yet, right?

I do the Lauren doctor, my wife, doctor. I do still feel a little bit of soreness in there today, every day, every time I'm hard in that one spot. You didn't tell me that it's not a dark secret. That's just denial.

So but here's the other thing, and I'm hoping our listener out there can help me. Here's the weird thing about it. I feel like after the snap, that's what I'm calling the incident now, feeling like after the snap, the base bottom part of my penis got thicker. Oh my God, I don't know how, but maybe I've been underdeveloped my entire life and you needed to snap me like a glow stick.

Right now I, there's a part of me that can't stop thinking, do I need to snap the top half? Not that I want to. Oh my God, but I'm, I am almost completely sure that the bottom part is a little bit thicker now after she, she hurt me. I'm, I'm a little sure.

I would tell our listener doctor that you are going to be absolutely sure because you are obsessed with the size of your penis. Yeah, I'm always measuring it, not with a measuring tape, no, but you, but with objects around. In the house and your fingers and my fingers yeah and you would notice if it's like, oh, it's a little bit big here that maybe like you know sometimes when like you snap something in your ankle and it's like a little swollen maybe that's what you did. I can't I'm literally telling the story and holding my penis at the same time and it's shriveled up because I can't quite you're almost in a fetal position.

Yeah, I, I can't quite deal with it, but uh is it possible that she, like a penis chiropractor. Maybe that's why his is so big that's what I was gonna say. Oh my God, she's just that shit. She's been breaking that shit for 20 years.

Yeah, she's over and over and over again. That is one broke ass penis. That's why it's the size of a horse. I bet you're right.

I think, I think this is right, and you know what, my little rabbit friend is completely into the conspiracy, so she will appreciate this. But anyway, I wanna let the two of them know that we did have a really great time and uh I will do it again, but they're gonna have to have lower expectations of us and now they're gonna have to teach us things with a lot of couples. I, I, I think that some couples have a peak of sexuality, right? Some just don't make it to the pros.

Some are Brady. Right, you know what I mean? And that in any, any sort of game they can just throw a great game, right? And then some are just matter.

Brian, who was my quarterback in high school, who's an accountant, now, let's be honest, I don't want to let them down. I, I just, I just, I just feel sucky sometimes. I, especially with those two who fuck like rabbits all the time, they're always practicing. They're always practicing with with one another.

That is that is really important. I would like to get to that level with you. If you just let's just start having cookies. Yeah, I just need more time in my day.

This is uh they're also a very, very successful couple which I think helps with time. Because I I never have time. I'm always like, good night. Alright, that's that.

And then we have the, that was the good that was good, even though it was, it sounds like a bad story. It was, it was one of the, one of the best, that and the the OnlyFans thing that we did, even though he out fucked us as well. Threesome. We got to play with it that was fun.

Now we get to the bad, yeah, the bad, which is where you were extra bad. Oh no, I'm extra bad and not in a sexy way, Lauren. That's next. Alright, Byron, we have started.

Welcome back to Room 77, the podcast that talks about sexual health and makes you less sexually healthy as you listen. I thought you were gonna say and. Your sexual health will diminish as you listen just within the minutes. By the end of this man, you may wind up impotent, needing a cream, antibiotic.

You'll need Viagra and a testosterone shot. Ladies, your breasts will deflate. Alright, so this part that we're getting to next is the bad, the bad part. Lauren did a no no.

Well, I mean, it's bad, it's sexually bad, but it's also bad. It's a double entendre. Aren't you excited? Alright, so this night we one night we went over to the playroom at flirtation, and I swear, I mean I love our playroom, but we, we rarely get to go there because we're usually on the other end of the hotel.

As much as we can and going into the playroom sometimes can be a bit much for us. It's hard hosting a party, hosting a playroom. It's, it's, it's more awkward if I think if you actually think about it, you'd be like, oh yeah, that would be kind of, it would be kind of tough being the host of all of those people and then allowing everyone to be in their own, and then just walking in and being like, hey everybody, how's the fucking? Good job.

Keep it up right there. Keep it going. You guys need, need anything to drink or coming in with Gatorade bottles, yeah, high fives. We were, I don't wanna say incredibly sober.

I was on a substance at that point where I could not actually see straight, but cock was really hard. So I said let's not walk. Let's stumble to the playroom and walk in and see what's going on there. So we go into the playroom and I walk in and as much as I want, I, I love our playroom.

I really do, and it just keeps getting better and better. I walk in and I love it because it looks like a scene when you see the orgy scene in Game of Thrones. I don't know if you remember those when they went into the whorehouse and you walked in and and you're like, why can't our parties look like this. Yes, that's what it looked like.

People everywhere. It's just people everywhere playing and they're on every toy and they're on the cross and they're on the spanking bench and they're just naked and they're just everywhere, right? And we walk in shy as kittens, kind of tiptoeing in. Well, yeah, because it's like, yeah, you don't know what you don't want to interrupt anything and you can't see anything from the door when you walk in.

So we walk in and we just start looking and I'm just holding my hands. I'm still rock hard though, right? So then I look over to my 20. I'm, I'm holding you.

I'm holding on to you for dear life like you're my life raft, and I look over to you and there is a girl and two guys that I kind of know. Well, one of them I really know, one I kind of know, and she is on her knees giving a double blowjob right to, to two of the men. I think, who am I not to make this a triple blowjob? What kind of person am I not to offer up?

So in my foggy, foggy high haze, I walk over and put my hardcock next. To all of their cops and I say, may I join? is pretty bold if you think about it. So random, so fucking random, so, so gross, but I did it well.

And the other thing I think in your defense would be that they, they were definitely making content. You could tell on a close-up shot of doing the 20, they were making a video, yeah, so like when you went up, you were like, do you want 3? And it's because we know that she does make some content. And it wasn't as creepy as it may seem if it was just a regular, but it also wasn't creepy because she had a camera in the playroom.

It's like they were doing something very close. Yeah, you can look her up, Lala Love on Facebook. I don't know where she is. She has her own website at lalalovetv.com.

That's it. So you can go check out that hot, hot piece of ass piece of ass. So I jumped in there. Maybe, maybe I'm part of the site.

No, I don't know. You don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Maybe I've contributed. Who knows, maybe I'm the most popular of you. You don't know. You don't know.

Maybe I'm up for an AVN award. Maybe it wasn't that bad. What was my bad? I'm anxious to know what my bad was.

Listen, hold on, sister, alright, because I'm not done with my story yet, right? I pull out of that, and then before you know it, everybody wants a piece of Richard's cock. It's just standing there. I'm just standing there and before I know it, everyone everywhere is swallowing Richard's cock.

Who am I as the host to turn them down? That's your, that's your job as a host is to go in there. Yes, I mean, yes, I have to now. I look for you.

You got lost in the crowd. I don't know where you went. I'm trying to clock you. You're sort of over by the, the cross.

We're starting and we're gonna get to you in a second and then I go over with 11 person and then we're doing a uh blowjob on the bed. I think it might have been a contest. I don't know. I was too high.

I just know I was fucking melt and then this other lady that I love and adore says, hey, you wanna see something cool? and I'm like, What? And she says, I can deep throat you and I'm like, no you can't, and I don't care if I'm wrong. I just wanted to say I dare you and.

She gets on her back and she deep throat it like nobody I've ever seen Deep Throat my cock and that makes and I saw that I was there you were, yeah, I knew that. And then the girl next to her is like, let me try. I'm like, let everyone try. This is the best night ever.

Yeah, it's the best night ever. So then I wind up, um, everybody is just, uh, sucking on Richard like he's the, I'm the most favorite lollipop in the place, right. I'm having a blast, right? And then I wind up, um, with this one couple who I don't know if they were on their way out.

She was sucking both of us and then it ends with he wanted to, he wanted to come and then I may have or may or may not have wound up with come on me and in my mouth. I'm not sorry. We'll be right back. Well, Lauren, it happened again.

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I mean I made out with people. There was a unicorn there, very beautiful unicorn there that was touching me. I take that memory with me to bed with me every night like like a like a teddy bear. It was actually, I think if you were going to say oh we went into the playroom one night like it could not have been more orchestrated as the perfect time because we don't get to go in the playroom that often, you know, and it's usually empty.

Or we're unplugging shit or whatever. And this was like if you were, it just, it was the perfect memory. There was so much happening. Everyone was enjoying themselves with was full sexual energy.

There was so much to look at and listen to and the lights and the everything. It was just, it was awesome. Before I get to your horrible mistake, um, what were you doing while you were gone? Because at some points I just lost track of you.

I thought maybe she went to bed. I, I did a couple of things. I was. Watching the uh the Lala with you and the three cocks and then I moved on to the unicorn and made out with her some and she was distributing a clitoral cream.

Oh yeah, yeah, I do. I do remember that she put some of that on my penis. Yeah, so I thought that was a clip. I got that and um then I meandered over to and I'm the whole time like I'm watching you because I'd like to.

See you in sexual situations is a big turn on for me. So I am gladly taking myself back so that the fawning is something that I can take in visually. And so, and then I meander over to the cross and I join in with some energy on that. Then I'm watching the Deep Throat thing.

I mean, I was just sort of all in that just bouncing around in different you were being a good host as well. I thought not as interactive as me. I mean, I didn't just bend over on the spanking bench. Well that way you would in a good host just anyone enter me, yeah, I mean that would have been hot, you know, I still want to do something like that, honey, where are you?

I'm over here getting fucked by by two guys. Yeah, but it has to be like there has to be like a gatekeeper, but I would like to just have. Have maybe like I don't know, a half hour where Lauren's just on the spanking bench. Can you take a half hour?

There's a whole another subject I have to get to. I have to get to the we'll get to that later. So then we meander over to, uh, two of the people that I, I was with. We're still sort of talking to them.

So we're talking about his height because his cock is almost at, it's just at eye height. But anyway, he asks you, he says, will you suck my cock? And you say, no, I will not. And your reasoning was because he had just gone through many, many people sucking his cock in that room, and I call you a hypocrite, man, because that's what your husband just finished doing.

What say you, Lauren? I just finished doing what you just speak of. Because I've never been with this person before and I wanted to be with them in a different sense. And I, if it was um because he was already like doing stuff and it was just like I, I believe his wording was, can I stick my cock in your mouth?

And it was just like, no, because I don't want to, I don't want to be one of many. I want to have an experience. You, you wanted to feel special at that point. So there was this very, really, really interesting difference that I saw in you never see me speak my boundaries like that.

No, I see it all the time. I think it's very sexy and it's, it's very, it's very important. And I know when you're there, I know when that line is unmovable. What I saw was, I want to be a little bit special.

I want to be with you. But I don't want it under the circumstance that you just presented it in. Exactly. That was exactly what was going through my mind.

I want to feel a little bit more special than you just made me feel. So that is a good note, I think, for him or many other men is he's carrying this energy that he has that's going on in a room, and he's putting that energy on you like I'm doing this with everybody else, but everybody is an individual, right? So you can't approach everything with, can I put my cock in your mouth. Because I just did it with everybody else, you know, everybody likes to feel special unless they're giving you that energy of, hey, let me put my cock, your cock in my mouth.

That's how I want to play this game. Yeah, and it could have been a completely different situation on another night and I could have been like in a different headspace. You know, like sometimes I want to feel like one of many and just used and abused, and that's different. That's a different headspace, but at that particular time it was really funny because I'm looking at him and he's standing there and his pants are pulled up, but his cock is literally just pulled out of his zipper like he's in an adult cinema.

Like, and he's just like standing there like we're all in clothes and I'm like, no, like this so random. It's like, do you want to go suck me off in the stall? That's about how intimate it sounds at the moment. I was just like, no, I'm good.

Yeah, I think he was just riding that energy. I know he was, he was, and it made sense because he said he's like, I just want to stick my cock in everything and that, that makes sense. Like I understand that. But yeah, I just wasn't there.

Mentally, well, that's good. That's good to know. But why is that such a bad? Why was that a faux pas?

It wasn't a faux pas. It was just like I just felt like I just did it. I just did it. You were saying, OK, I see how that was.

Yeah, but now you understand, right? Yeah, I get it. I think, however, maybe further explanation to him would have been appreciated. Yeah, probably that's what happens when I like because what it sounded like from the outsider was, uh, no thank you.

And you're always like, uh, why did she say it like that? I'll pass knowing I know what was going through your head. Yeah, of course you do. I always know know what's going through, but, uh, from someone who doesn't, uh, he's just riding this energy, right?

And, uh, I'm like, hm. I understand where you're coming from, but what he just experienced, what I just experienced with her husband is he's on a different boat right now, right, and his wife was just doing it to her husband, and it's just like fair is fair. Yeah, so I think in that situation you have to be like, hey, listen, I would love to maybe at another time. I would rather not feel like I'm just not another face right now that you're sticking it into.

I think I was too tired to explain myself, and that made it even worse because when I get tired I get really short spoken. Like I just say uh and well, I could barely say my name. I'm gonna reach out to them. You are, yeah, OK.

I like them and they did. They're coming to the next booked in, yeah, so I, I don't like anyone when especially something that they no they don't. I just talked to her yesterday. No, they hate you.

They told me they reached out and they said, does she, does she know that we hate her? And I said, How do we come to the party without seeing Lauren? I said, I'll make it happen. I'll put Lauren in the secondary.

Yeah, she'll go in the secondary hotel, and you guys can stay with me. How do you feel about hosting? How's that? Great.

And next we talk about the, the, the state that I was in that we're both in, which was because we were on an illegal substance, and that is the last part. That is the ugly. That is the next story that is the, the ugly that happened on the last night. But no, I think it's important for people to hear, to know, as honest as I can be, but I like.

To tell people what it's like, what it was like for us, and what the downsides are, what the good sides are, what to watch out for. I wanna give the ugly side so when it does come to these party drugs, God knows Lauren has done them all. Next in the ugly. Alright, Lauren, get off your phone.

Honestly, we shut it off for two seconds and you're in that phone like a teenager with no panties on, winking your vagina at me. I can't record like this. You're just staring. Just pull your dress down just a little bit just because it's like it's like it's sexual, yeah.

Yeah, there, now I can concentrate, got your vagina staring at me in a judgy way there. Alright, we are about to start the ugly portion of good, the bad and the ugly. I think it's good. No, it's the ugly, but it is good for people, but it can be bad.

But in this section, it's the ugly. Was that your phone? Did it just make a sound? That was Macho.

What did he do? He hates this story. So, um, this is about party drugs. This is, and this isn't a PSA.

We're not saying that you should or should not do drugs. We're saying that the choice is yours to do whatever you want. You're an adult. Make your own decision.

What we are saying is. Do everything responsibly and be safe. That's the most important thing. We trust that you can make smart decisions.

If you can't do drugs, you're right. If you can't make decisions in life, then don't do drugs. It's not your time right now. If you had told me years ago that we would dabble in party drugs, I would have said you're crazy.

Yeah, you're gonna snort stuff up your nose. You're gonna be one of those people that sort of has been around it so long, even I would even tell you that back then I even looked across the room kind of side-eyed judgy, right here we are. Evolving into into that person, one of the things that don't go really well together and everybody knows this is drinking, heavy drinking and the lifestyle do not go well together. They just don't fit.

They never have and as far as you and I, we've never been heavy drinkers. Yeah, not good at it. teenagers could drink us under a table. Is your email going off?

No, it's Muchacho again. Oh, it's time for his, his walk. Oh, OK. Should I save this?

No, let's just keep going. It's only gonna be like 10 more minutes. Yeah, but then he's gonna start barking and shit. No, he may not.

Mm, I can hear him. I can hear him panting right now. He's just walking around the rubbing his head. He's walking in circles, and now he's barking.

You're fussy. Do you need a little break. All right, maybe we should take a break for Machacho and then come back and talk about your heavy addiction. And I'm still an advocate, uh, well, we're back.

Machacho is done. I just wanted to update everybody. Yes, and I have on shorts now because I had to go outside. No more vagina.

No more vagina. Machacho is actually outside because he he rolled in something gross. Uh, it's just mayhem. Back to drugs.

I'm still very, very adamant on handle your drugs, handle your alcohol. Like I still can't deal with anybody, whether it's drugs or alcohol. If you are over inebriated, if you are overdrugged, if you are out of it, I can't deal with you. I can't talk to you.

I don't wanna be around you. So I don't wanna be a hypocrite and, and say like, oh well, drinking's bad, but drugs are OK. Yeah, no, do whatever you wanna do. Yeah, just as long as I don't be sober.

I don't care. Everybody knows, or at least our listener knows that I am the party, you know what I mean? I am. You are the everyman that I done the every party drug.

I am the fun in games. Without me there is no fun. Without me there is no games. I am the wheel in the Wheel of Fortune.

I am the par in Jeopardy. I love your stupid jokes. It's true. It's not true, but that makes me the fortune.

Fortune. You are the fortune. You are the fortune. So tonight, boys and girls, we're gonna talk about ketamine.

Ketamine is a very popular drug. Love it or hate it. If you're a person that does drugs that doesn't do drugs, you have to deal with lifestyle people being doing drugs. Now let me tell you, Richard, how Richard fell into his little K-hole.

Let's go on the journey. I've never had anyone in my K-hole. Usually I like people in any of my holes, but this, this hole wasn't particularly fun. So, um, I, we had done a little bit and then, um, I had to go back down to the room and while I was down there I was like, well, just take a little bit more, which you shouldn't do.

You shouldn't just be like, oh, I'm down here like it's easy, it's a convenience thing. No, you can walk downstairs at any time. You need to take it at intervals. You need to space it out.

It's not a. It's not a piece of gum, it's just yeah, it's not a breath mint. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, I'll just do a little bit more, a little more lipstick on. Yeah, OK.

So then I go upstairs and uh I start talking to my friend and my friend's pointing to things on the phone and my brain is going, what? And I I can't see anything on his phone. Your brain just starts going squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel. Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, squirrel, yeah, that's the thing is it does, it hits you really fast though, OK, it's like 5 minutes now.

I think that I'm gonna go through this and then come back out the other side and be like, alright, it's just like a little, it just hit me and then, so I'm like, let me get out of this conversation that is clearly one sided. Uh, I'm not participating. He can have this on his own. He doesn't need me here.

He doesn't need me here. So I walk into the dance floor area and I was like I will just stand here by myself and I will watch people dance until I get through this wormhole, right, really enjoying the lights at this point. I'm watching people dance and then someone starts talking to me and then I start having a conversation where I can hear myself talking way too much, but I don't know what the. Fuck, I'm saying like I have no idea what I'm saying, but I know the words are coming out, but they're not strung together in any way, shape or form that's making really a lot of sense, right?

But you're still making words at this point, yeah, and I'm trying to end. I'm trying to end the sentence in aleka, so da da da like that's it. So let's end this conversation, but none of it's making any sense. And they're not getting what you're throwing down.

So God, so I, I, someone dragged me from behind. I wind up in another conversation, right? And I'm spinning. I'm like going down a drain here, right?

It's just getting worse and worse and worse, and they start talking to me and I'm following the conversation, and this I'm down to just nodding, right? I'm just nodding at this point. Then my, my vision goes. I start seeing things I can't focus like I feel like everything is flickering.

It's flickering like someone put an Adobe filter on me. It's just a cool filter like a flicker filter and I can't stop it. I cannot stop this flicker effect. I'm checking one eye, I'm checking the other eye.

It's not. Stopping and I think don't panic, just leave, but my feet go, you can't leave because you're weightless and in space. You stopped moving minutes ago. So I try to take one small step to my left or my right and I wind up taking one giant moon boot step to my right.

And I'm standing there in the middle of the floor and all I think is, oh no, if I stood there, I think for another few seconds I would have just spiraled down and just sat on the floor. Do you think you would have fallen, like lost your balance and fallen over, or do you think you would have just sat down? I would have baby stepped over to the wall. That was gonna be my plan, like roller skates like.

Go to the wall so I gotta hold on. There's a point when you're falling that hard that you want to just hold on to something, right, because you feel like you're falling or you're gonna fall, but you're not, but there's no reason to. It's just a, it's just a very odd feeling, but you know you're spinning downward. It wasn't getting any better, so I was like, alright, next step is to head towards the wall like there's a tornado coming, a door frame, anything.

I stand there, but first, my first thought is find someone to help you, but somebody that you know, not a stranger. You can't have conversations. Richard, it's really nice to meet you. Thank you for the party.

Can't deal with that shit right now. No, that is not happening. Hope you had a great week, right, because I'm just gonna be like. Funny funny pa oo oo pa that would be my response, and I can't have that happening.

What the fuck happened to Richard? Richard's having a moment. He's talking in baby talk. No, I'm just regretting my entire life at this point.

And who comes around the corner? My angelic wife Lauren. And I grab you by both my hands and I'm like, I did too much. I need help right now.

You're like, OK, let's go sit down. So you take me, you baby walk me over. I sit down on the bed. I want to speak to everyone, but I can't.

I can't. I can say I have sentences in my head, but they're trying to keep you away from people. You can't talk. And I'm saying to people, I want to, my eyes can't focus, and even the people were like, Don't focus.

They're just trying to talk me down like I'm a guy who did too many drugs, which I am. You know, quite frankly, it ruined my night, but I'm lucky that I had people there to help me who knew what was going on. So it's like I, I, I would, I'd be really scared if I had never done it before or I knew I didn't hear the story. I didn't do the research or anything like that.

So you didn't have a buddy with you, buddy with me, yeah, you were walking around by yourself. Myself, so that was like, don't do what Richard does. This is another lesson was just ugly. It really was ugly and it ruined my night and I became a person that I don't like, which is be able to handle your drugs.

And then I shat my pants and then I was mad at you and I was like, You're fucking up my night. I'm going out. And I ran around the hotel. No, that's not true.

However, we were in the room and we were standing on the balcony and I was like, Oh my God, there's a dog in the pool. That is a true story. And I thought for a second, maybe I'm seeing shit, but I heard splashy splash, and I ran down. I ran to the pool to save this dog and In fact, there was a dog, but they were playing.

They were just playing. What, you didn't know, you ran out to try to save the dog. I ran after you. No, you didn't.

Yeah, didn't you see me downstairs show up you did come down. Yeah, I ran as fast as I could. I showed up 5 minutes later. Feeling out of breath.

No, I just couldn't go. I would have fallen or died. You weren't out of breath, but that was, I thought you just like came to check on me. Like you, I was, I was coming to check on you and the situation like because you darted out of the room like emergency on my way, but like an 89 year old man.

I thought maybe like you went to the bathroom, brushed your teeth, and then decided to go. No, that was me sprinting there. So great. Yeah, and then when we were down there, everybody started talking to me and like, oh, this is not what I wanted.

I do not want to start this again. No, Richard needs to go back into his hole. Listen, be careful out there. It is around you.

If you're in the lifestyle, it's, it's around you, I promise you, even if you think you're like my everyone was drinking at my party. No, they weren't. Yeah, no, I mean, I know you think maybe that it's not around you. I promise you, I promise you.

It is again, it's your life. You're a big boy, you're a big girl, do what you want responsibly, you know, you gotta be careful with everything you do in life. You'll ruin your life with anything, yeah. Alright, don't be preachy, Lauren.

They don't like it. I'm gonna go do all my drugs in excess right now. I'm gonna go airtight with my drugs. I put them in all my holes.

Give me my reason to stay. Then my Bye. Cause you're my There's a All right, Lauren, I am so high right now. I can see your vagina again.

I know. I was thinking about that. I'm trying to hide it with my legs becoming no panties every day. Spring has sprung, Richard.

I don't know if that means with panties, but you did suitcase all of your drugs, didn't you? I did. So, so I know we have to wrap it up here, but literally so much has changed since we started the recording of this, uh, podcast. Number one, we're no longer going to Florida.

We're now going to Florida in May. We're not moving anymore, but we are, but we just now we can't move. We have to find a new place to live. Um, so many things have happened.

Uh, muchchacho is clean under so much stress. When I'm under stress, my penis shrinks, and I hate that feeling of my penis shrinking, and I think it's a horrible trick that nature did on whoever you may believe in, whoever, whoever your Creator is. I don't know who that is. I don't know.

I don't know who your Creator is, whatever, raw. I don't know who's listening on this planet. You know, and so many countries all across the world, and they are not VPNs. You know, I did meet some, a couple from India, which is really cool on Instagram.

My penis still hurts a little bit. Um, I check it at night sometimes when I'm hard. I wake up. Wait, you're hard at night.

You said your penis is. Do you not know anything about men? What? Hey, listener, did you hear that silence in there?

She literally just learned something about men that men in the middle of the night sometimes wake up hard. You didn't know this. Yeah, I did, but I thought if your penis was shriveling because of stress, it would override it even while sleeping. True, but sometimes in your sleep it's just unconscious.

I should check you while I get up in the middle. Some wives do that to lucky husbands. I have, however, wound up with a wife that doesn't know that that's a thing where they just wake up with a wife's lips wrapped around. I'm gonna do that.

I'm gonna keep checking the way that you sleep. I highly doubt this is ever gonna happen. I highly doubt this is ever gonna happen because I mean most of the time I have to check for a pulse with you. I'm literally like I, I may have to call 911.

I mean, she, I'm not even last night I got up. I had to do a little nose spray, a little allergy meds from all those drugs, right, and I could have checked, and that would have been great because I have been really horny lately. I've been doing a lot of OnlyFans, a lot of sexting, OnlyFans, and I am not happy about your shriveled penis. I need to get it back in the game.

I know. Well, you can blame the world, blame, blame rental. Tell them about your, your sexy OnlyFans that we've been on top of and all the people that you've been sexting with. It's uh OnlyFans.com.

Room 77 is us. No, I mean, tell them about what you've been nasty doing. You talk to do nasty things. You're sexting all day long things.

I'm like I pulling people off of there to put them on Snapchat where I got maybe a video call later. I don't even know how much that cost. I just like, yeah, just whatever. I'm not a pro at it, but I have a really fun time doing it.

You're just diddling yourself all day. That's like I've got some new dildos. I mean it's so fun. Best job in the world.

If you had asked anybody in school, what do you want to do when you grow up, I want to make money masturbating. No one gave me that option. They just said fireman, doctor, uh, no one said, would you like to masturbate and fuck for money? Yeah, I don't think in our age it was really an option.

God bless the internet. Yeah, so good. Or again, whoever you pray to. Or whoever your creator is, wherever you're listening from, shout out to Rwanda.

Tell them about sin and why they should be there and how they can get there cheaper. Come join us in October 8th through the 13th. It's on Isla Mujeres, which is Cancun, Mexico. Fly into Cancun.

Come over to the island of Isla Mujeres. It's like a different world over there. The best thing about sin, I think, is that it's curated by you because you tell somebody, you went, you told somebody, you heard, you know somebody who went, and then you decide to go and. That's what's so amazing is the friendships that you're making are, it's just a group of people, and that's what everyone wants is a good group of people.

I'm not gonna say you don't put it on a great party, Richard, because you do got special things going on. Honestly, the group of people is what makes it, and I'm so excited to go back in October. If you want to save money, you can come join our Patreon and pledge annually, and you can save $100 or $150 off of. Your tickets.

Hurry up because the rooms are gonna be gone pretty soon. Make sure to get over there. We promise you it's a really good time and we guarantee best swinger party of the year anywhere in the world. We guarantee that and it's backed by, yeah, AIG, I think backs it actually.

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