Ep. 49: How To Get Catfished
Richard entertains becoming a South Korean porn star, gives his old “quote” for doing a movie, demands to fly business class, and creates his first porn acting reel.
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Ep. 48: How To Be a Better F#cker
Lauren jumps into high gear and is showered and ready for a foursome before Richard can finish talking about his headlights. Richard has more penis envy, while Lauren marches the penis around like a doll baby. Does a COVID shot protect you from all STD’s? More gym nonsense… We talk about drama in the lifestyle …
Ep. 47: How To Do a Hotel Takeover
Lauren does bad things to good people. Richard runs a hard-on marathon. We give our first ever “Reverse Trip Advisor” review! Come join us in Playa del Carmen in November!
Ep. 46: How To Properly Use a Hall Pass To Get Extra Sex
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
Ep. 45: How To DP While Getting Screwed by Your Partner
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
Ep. 44: How To Talk Dirty | How To Finger Bang
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
Ep. 43: How To Accidentally Join An Orgy | How To Not Break Your Penis
Skip in, crutch out with us as we celebrate Richard’s birthday at the villa party. Come join us in Antigua!
Ep. 42: How To Do A Party in Dallas | How To Group-Use A Sybian
We borrow coats and mittens and head into the polar vortex to bring you this episode. Come join us in Antigua!
Ep. 41: How To Use A Big Penis
We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
Ep. 40: How To Find a Hot Couple in Cancun
We’ve been out of luck and having to resort to finding couples online like we used to in the olden days. Richard defines what “giving a like” on a swinger profile and a few types profiles we often run into. Richard throws on his chef’s hat while recanting this 3 part series on our delightful …
Ep. 39: How To Eat Azz
We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. Lauren has been working very hard …
Ep. 38: How To Do A Group Nuru Massage
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party, with special guests Trunks and Yes Girl. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)” to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how – Like great sex …
