We finally go aboard with friends to celebrate Richard’s birthday at Temptation Cruises. We find our sea legs, take photos of Jamaica from the ship, and discover three distinct types of people who choose cruises as vacations. Comparing FLIRT 2025 to the Temptation Cruise, the 77 Event takes the win. On the second to last […]
Ep. 91: All That Temptation Ship Read More »
Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblockBad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man’s soul and ego because he’s denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife. Segment Two – Stalker VibesAfter stalking a
Ep. 90: C@ckblocking Yourself at Temptation Resorts Read More »
We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks. We’ve all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people
Ep. 89: Trimix Train Wreck; Plus…You’re Ugly Read More »
We have a long awaited success and some vanilla has decoded our secret signals in the lifestyle.
Ep. 88: DP and the Lifestyle Secret Signals Unlocked Read More »
What happened at our last event, who invited Milton, girls and size preference, and dancing in the rain.
Ep. 87: Girls’ Reactions to Penis Size and Dancing Naked in the Rain Read More »
Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication.
Ep. 86: “Consentish” A Motel Molestation Story Read More »
Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!! FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because
Ep. 85: Vanilla Dinner Turns Porn Party Read More »
Lauren visits the gyno and he can’t find one of her ovaries. Blood test results? Menopause! Why is no one talking about menopause and the lifestyle? Oh, because it’s really difficult to make sexy. We give it our best shot. Richard works on his magic with a new ball weight trick in the shower. Lauren
Ep. 84: Exploring Menopause and Buttholes Read More »
In this episode, come on a silent, but wet, ride as we move studios and homes and make just enough time for a hot and sexy soft swap with a couple. We make a Shivers delivery to a Patreon couple to help make their first Desire trip extra special! Learn the positives of a soft swap
Ep. 83: Getting (almost) Everything Out of Soft Swap Read More »
Richard accepts a booty call invite for us with a super hot, young couple. We decide to try and infiltrate an all-inclusive hotel with no plan and Lauren is caught by security. Lauren decides to break the ice by asking for a lap dance in the form of Magic Mike Last Dance? Thanks to SHIVERS,
Ep. 82: Hotel Hottie Booty Call Read More »
Everybody wins in this episode! We are invited to Desire by some dear friends and experience the new Eden resort. Surprise Richard, you are getting pegged for your birthday! First night at Desire, Richard volunteers Lauren for DVP with the right couple, wrong piece of junk. Richard’s DVP studies have him calling out positions like training
Ep. 81: Doing Gay Stuff in the Manliest Man Way Possible (at Desire) Read More »
We take you through our sexcapades from Flirtation. (Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one.) Do we peak at a certain athletic level sexually? Lauren thinks she needs to start training, as she’s being out sexed by newbies. Richard thinks reverse
Ep. 80: The Good, the Bad, & the Ugly Read More »
Come check out SIN in October and see why couples leave and tell a friend to go to the next one. We go meet some friends for New year’s eve and face the frigid temps at Temptation, Richard tries to remake his costume choices for winter temperatures. First night orgy, but were we actually invited?
Ep. 79: The Special Kid Brought His Toolbox to the Orgy Again! Read More »
How do you deal with the confidence killers??? The ups and downs of your ego! In this episode we talk about confidence and how we rocked it like porn stars at a hotel meetup that escalated rather quickly. Before you give us any participation trophies, that confidence was quickly squashed by hundreds of people who
Ep. 78: Hot, Young Couple Play and then Gangbanged by Low Self Esteem! Read More »
Come celebrate the 77th episode with us as we corrupt some virgins from Texas!
Ep. 77: Corrupting Virgins and a Celebration Party Read More »
We compare Desire, Hedonism, Temptation, and hotel takeovers. What fits best for newbies?
Ep. 76: Getting Horny in the Gym and How To Cope with Cliques Read More »
We compare Desire, Hedonism, Temptation, and hotel takeovers. What fits best for newbies?
Ep. 75: The Desire, Hedonism, Takeover Comparison and Slap-Worthy Lines Read More »
What’s left on your fantasy list that you want to experience? Richard gets destroyed by a spinner.
Ep. 74: Extreme Fantasies and Pro Spinners Read More »
It’s been a long time fantasy, and we turn the gang bang into a reality. How does it translate and compare?
Ep. 73: My First Gang Bang Read More »
A story of redemption for us both. We break our junk trying so hard!
Ep. 72: Almost Breaking My Junk In Half Read More »
We answer the hotline and talk to some newbies and Patreons about bareback cliques and barely thought through pick up lines!
Ep. 71: Perfect Hosts with the Perfect Game Read More »
We answer the hotline and talk to some newbies and Patreons about bareback cliques and barely thought through pick up lines!
Ep. 70: Going Bareback with Newbies and Patreons Read More »
We search long and hard to find the perfect secluded beach for some exhibitionism.
Ep. 69: Keep Stroking That Ego (In Public) Read More »
For anyone’s first time to Desire Resort, you get a yellow wristband. This is a not-so-subtle way of telling others you are newbies. We did it! We came. We saw. We conquered!
Yellow Band Newbies | First Trip to Desire Resorts Read More »
We go to the guests of Flirtation to tell you about the event and experience. We learn from guests what they did right!
Ep. 68: Nailing Being Yourself at an Event (and the GM) Read More »
Lauren gets an email and we go deep, deep into it’s discussion…Rapid fire questions are back!
Ep. 67: Is A Bigger “D” Better in the Lifestyle? Read More »
What is the ultimate fantasy you have of your partner? We go over ours and sign up willing participants.
Ep. 66: The Gang Bang Take(me)over Event Read More »
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Patreon Only: Swinger Porn Video – Haulover To Part II of Our “Hard” “Full” Weekend Read More »
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Purchase Only: Art of Touch – Yoni | Streaming Workshop Read More »
Haulover To Part II of Our Very “Hard” “Full” Weekend. Part II of our second date with a couple from Ep. 29. Come get a tan on the nudie beach with us!
Ep. 65: Haulover To Part II of Our Very “Hard” “Full” Weekend Read More »
