Ep. 50: How To Control A Foursome
After some nervous chocolate eating, the guy tells Lauren she may not get any.
Richard convinces his cock to rally, and then is succumbed to sexy, glute bridges.
Ep. 50: How To Control A Foursome Read More »
After some nervous chocolate eating, the guy tells Lauren she may not get any.
Richard convinces his cock to rally, and then is succumbed to sexy, glute bridges.
Ep. 50: How To Control A Foursome Read More »
Richard entertains becoming a South Korean porn star, gives his old “quote” for doing a movie, demands to fly business class, and creates his first porn acting reel.
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Lauren jumps into high gear and is showered and ready for a foursome before Richard can finish talking about his headlights. Richard has more penis envy, while Lauren marches the penis around like a doll baby. Does a COVID shot protect you from all STD’s? More gym nonsense… We talk about drama in the lifestyle
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Lauren does bad things to good people. Richard runs a hard-on marathon. We give our first ever “Reverse Trip Advisor” review! Come join us in Playa del Carmen in November!
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We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
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We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
Ep. 45: How To DP While Getting Screwed by Your Partner Read More »
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
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Skip in, crutch out with us as we celebrate Richard’s birthday at the villa party. Come join us in Antigua!
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We borrow coats and mittens and head into the polar vortex to bring you this episode. Come join us in Antigua!
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We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
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We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. We describe sExploration 2021!! Our party
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Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)” to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how – Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman? In the
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Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle Read More »
with Bedhoppers Join us in our very own Entertainment Tonight where we chat with Bedhoppers about their rise to TV stardom. Bedhoppers might start their own Instagram for dogs of swingers “Dog n Tail”. Mrs. H now has her own gif created from their TV show debut! [mepr-s3-video src=”room77content/videos/Bedhoppers-promo.m4v”] For the full Video Join us
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Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
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We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard’s fears of being a bottom surface.
Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim; and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement, all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position.
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We go for a long weekend stay at Desire, have our hottest hook-up ever, and talk about Richard’s new business.
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Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.
Richard performs anal in his first play.
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We talk about our version of surviving the apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen in our clan. Acting out fantasies, selling panties, and OnlyFans.
Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts Read More »
The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.
Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.
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We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we meet at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. And no, she’s never met George Clooney.
Episode 30: How To Celebrate Your Birthday at Desire Resorts Read More »
In this episode, we finish some unfinished business and end up on the right side of the tracks. And Richard’s temperature sensitivity forces us into a week of celibacy.
Ep. 29: How To Use Drugs and Toys At Temptation Resort Read More »
We get into the spirits, some cock ring fights, and talk to Dr. Jeff about why certain alcohols make us crazy. We believe him because…science.
Episode 28: How To Wear Cock Rings at Desire Resorts Read More »
We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla?
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Free bikinis for everyone!! More Temptation talk and Richard seeks Lauren’s advice for better flirting tactics. We talk to Dr. Jeff & Karen about sexy things, ejaculate; and not so sexy, menopause.
Ep. 26: How To Human Traffic at Desire Resorts Read More »
We go back to Desire with a new objective and fail miserably!! We come to terms with the end of our podcast, our lives, and our marriage.
Ep. 25: How To Be A First-Timer at Desire Resorts Read More »
Lauren and Richard venture out to Temptation Resorts in Cancun and forget how to check into a hotel and be social. We get invited to drink champagne
It’s possible that Lauren is being stalked by the owner of the local print shop. Richard almost received a handshake instead of a grope that he was hoping for, but was ultimately touched…
Ep. 23: How To Advertise You’re ‘Open For Sex’ at Desire Resorts’ Jacuzzi Read More »
It’s the first anniversary of our Tulum kidnapping, this time we’re trafficked to Isla Mujeres where Lauren goes illegally topless…
Ep. 22: How To Be Teased Until You Go Crazy at Desire Resorts Read More »
Lauren gets laryngitis and leaves Richard to fend for himself in the Desire wild.Richard and Lauren have an embarrassing “first”…
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