Ep. 62: How To Summer Bang
We survived Summer Bang 2023 and you probably have FOMO if you weren’t there! Here’s our best attempt at virtually recreating orgies.
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Ep. 61: How To Build Support with Cock Rings, Waxing, and Sexpectations
We go to our Patreons for some good questions, so we can give unusable advice answers. We announce our next takeover! Flirtation – Feb 2023
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Ep. 60: How To Know Your “No-No” Spot
We get turned down for sex by Gypsy and a Gentleman podcast! We practice the ways to say “no” without being rude.
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Ep. 59: How To Beat The Meet & Greet
Talking to people is hard sometimes when you’re naked or barely dressed. We do our best to give some advice on how to strike up a convo without asking the same ol’ questions. Our role play scenarios need help, but the laughter helps!
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Ep. 58: How To Not Get What You’re Expecting When Sexing
Richard turns our playdate into an ‘Open House’ in beautiful downtown Playa del Carmen. Join us in this three bedroom, fully equipped kitchen with a prison like feel Airbnb. This sexy duo, drives Richard to want to do homoerotic stuff again. It’s an issue.
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Ep. 57: How To Make the Soft Swap to Full Swap Hop
We go back in time to visit ourselves as beginners in our version of The Adam Project. We introduce Gypsy and A Gentleman podcast.
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Ep. 56: How To Plan Your Abduction Fantasy
We go to Temptation to celebrate Lauren’s belated birthday and fulfill one of her fantasies. We are full of genius ideas this trip! From a #swingersunion to hiring a #cumlightboy with black lights for that perfect photo. Richard loses Lauren in the lobby. Was she kidnapped by @fightboringmarriages? We discuss vocalizing fantasy and how hard
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Ep. 55: How To Process Real Feelings for Fantasy Lovers
Come get all the feels with us as we talk about feelings between play partners and when it’s too much! Featuring BedHoppers
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Ep. 54: How To Navigate an Orgy
We give group play a try, twice, and come to the conclusion eight is too much! Richard watches the orgy begin, signals for extraction point.
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Ep. 53: How To Sex It in the Rain
We go to our fake phone lines for questions and answers from our guests at SINsation hotel takeover! We do a reverse TripAdvisor review on our takeover attendees.
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Ep. 52: How To Sex It With the Visually Intimidating
We skip shopping at Liverpool to pick up these hotties on the beach, or were we seduced? The conversation was easy, the sex was over the top hot, and the appliance giving was so extra!
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Ep. 51: How To Flash Your Junk in Public
Lauren gets schooled on flashing and describes what she would do in a dressing room. Richard gets some time with his favorite body type.
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Ep. 50: How To Control A Foursome
After some nervous chocolate eating, the guy tells Lauren she may not get any.
Richard convinces his cock to rally, and then is succumbed to sexy, glute bridges.
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Ep. 49: How To Get Catfished
Richard entertains becoming a South Korean porn star, gives his old “quote” for doing a movie, demands to fly business class, and creates his first porn acting reel.
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Ep. 48: How To Be a Better F#cker
Lauren jumps into high gear and is showered and ready for a foursome before Richard can finish talking about his headlights. Richard has more penis envy, while Lauren marches the penis around like a doll baby. Does a COVID shot protect you from all STD’s? More gym nonsense… We talk about drama in the lifestyle
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EP. 47: How To Do a Hotel Takeover
Lauren does bad things to good people. Richard runs a hard-on marathon. We give our first ever “Reverse Trip Advisor” review! Come join us in Playa del Carmen in November!
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Ep. 46: How To Properly Use a Hall Pass To Get Extra Sex
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
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Ep. 45: How To DP While Getting Screwed by Your Partner
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
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Ep. 44: How To Talk Dirty | How To Finger Bang
We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
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Ep. 43: How To Accidentally Join An Orgy | How To Not Break Your Penis
Skip in, crutch out with us as we celebrate Richard’s birthday at the villa party. Come join us in Antigua!
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Ep. 42: How To Do A Party in Dallas | How To Group-Use A Sybian
We borrow coats and mittens and head into the polar vortex to bring you this episode. Come join us in Antigua!
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Ep. 41: How To Use A Big Penis
We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
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Ep. 39: How To Eat Azz
We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. We describe sExploration 2021!! Our party
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Ep. 38: How To Do A Group Nuru Massage
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)” to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how – Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman? In the
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Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle
Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
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Ep. 36 Bonus: How To Talk To Lifestyle TV Stars
with Bedhoppers Join us in our very own Entertainment Tonight where we chat with Bedhoppers about their rise to TV stardom. Bedhoppers might start their own Instagram for dogs of swingers “Dog n Tail”. Mrs. H now has her own gif created from their TV show debut! [mepr-s3-video src=”room77content/videos/Bedhoppers-promo.m4v”] For the full Video Join us
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Ep. 36: How To Fantasize with A Desire Resorts Playmaker
Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
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Ep. 35: How To Have Sex with an Unstable Vanilla
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard’s fears of being a bottom surface.
Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim; and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement, all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position.
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Ep. 34: How To Have ‘Hot Sex’ at Desire Resorts
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire, have our hottest hook-up ever, and talk about Richard’s new business.
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Ep. 33: How To Do Anal at Desire Resorts
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.
Richard performs anal in his first play.
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