Ep. 41: How To Use A Big Penis
We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. Lauren has been working very hard …
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party, with special guests Trunks and Yes Girl. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)” to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how – Like great sex …
Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
with Bedhoppers Join us in our very own Entertainment Tonight where we chat with Bedhoppers about their rise to TV stardom. Bedhoppers might start their own Instagram for dogs of swingers “Dog n Tail”. Mrs. H now has her own gif created from their TV show debut! [mepr-s3-video src=”room77content/videos/Bedhoppers-promo.m4v”] For the full Video Join us …
Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard’s fears of being a bottom surface.
Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim; and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement, all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position.
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire, have our hottest hook-up ever, and talk about Richard’s new business.
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.
Richard performs anal in his first play.
We talk about our version of surviving the apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen in our clan. Acting out fantasies, selling panties, and OnlyFans.
The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.
Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.
We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we meet at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. And no, she’s never met George Clooney.
In this episode, we finish some unfinished business and end up on the right side of the tracks. And Richard’s temperature sensitivity forces us into a week of celibacy.
We get into the spirits, some cock ring fights, and talk to Dr. Jeff about why certain alcohols make us crazy. We believe him because…science.
We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla?
Free bikinis for everyone!! More Temptation talk and Richard seeks Lauren’s advice for better flirting tactics. We talk to Dr. Jeff & Karen about sexy things, ejaculate; and not so sexy, menopause.
We go back to Desire with a new objective and fail miserably!! We come to terms with the end of our podcast, our lives, and our marriage.
Lauren and Richard venture out to Temptation Resorts in Cancun and forget how to check into a hotel and be social. We get invited to drink champagne
It’s possible that Lauren is being stalked by the owner of the local print shop. Richard almost received a handshake instead of a grope that he was hoping for, but was ultimately touched…
It’s the first anniversary of our Tulum kidnapping, this time we’re trafficked to Isla Mujeres where Lauren goes illegally topless…
Lauren gets laryngitis and leaves Richard to fend for himself in the Desire wild.Richard and Lauren have an embarrassing “first”…
Is it okay to “penis stare” and if so, for how long can I look? Also, an accurate description of how guys talk in a locker room about their junk…
Girl Camp! While Lauren convinces her mother we don’t do porn, Richard signs us up for a porn shoot…
We stay out late on a school night with the @SwingerDiaries gang. Richard is gifted a rock with no instructions…
1. Richard brings the sexy back! (for five seconds in a jacuzzi bed)
2. Lauren eagerly goes to Location B and channels her inner 1/16 Cherokee Indian heritage while Richard gets fucked.
3. We launch Project Yellow Band with the perfect hosts Sarah Clayton.
Richard and Lauren laugh about the Rippin and the Tearin. We talk more with Dr. Jeff and Karen. Rich finds out if his heart is healthy enough for sex.
Getting back to work, we go completely blank. Vagina, what is that again?
A triple blowjob at the jacuzzi turns into a five some. Lauren misses the train.
We call our doctor to settle the debate on whether or not squirting is urine.
Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests on safe sex, sexual slips, and squirting.
We go to dinner with friends and she confesses some dark, taboo fantasies. During a cold call interview, we encourage a listener to get arrested in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Lauren builds a game to test Richard’s thespian skills. We go on a “staycation” away from Desire to a fancy resort and are forced to …
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A special 48 Hours Dateline Edition: Dyer Desire “Lauren’s (Almost) Murder”.
Even after 16 years in the lifestyle, we can’t avoid crazy.
We discuss secrets, and keeping them, inside of the lifestyle.
We explore “cruising.” It’s not just for gay men anymore!
Discover our origin story and how we use our superpowers at Desire Resorts for good (sometimes bad, oops!)
Featured interview with a couple about how they live out in the open and prefer to be sapiosexual.