Ep. 41: How To Use A Big Penis
We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
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Ep. 39: How To Eat Azz
We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. Lauren has been working very hard …
Ep. 38: How To Do A Group Nuru Massage
Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party, with special guests Trunks and Yes Girl. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)” to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how – Like great sex …
Ep. 37: How To Divorce for the Lifestyle
Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
Ep. 36 Bonus: How To Talk To Lifestyle TV Stars
with Bedhoppers Join us in our very own Entertainment Tonight where we chat with Bedhoppers about their rise to TV stardom. Bedhoppers might start their own Instagram for dogs of swingers “Dog n Tail”. Mrs. H now has her own gif created from their TV show debut! [mepr-s3-video src=”room77content/videos/Bedhoppers-promo.m4v”] For the full Video Join us …
Ep. 36: How To Fantasize with A Desire Resorts Playmaker
Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
Ep. 35: How To Have Sex with an Unstable Vanilla
We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard’s fears of being a bottom surface.
Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim; and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement, all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position.
Ep. 34: How To Have ‘Hot Sex’ at Desire Resorts
We go for a long weekend stay at Desire, have our hottest hook-up ever, and talk about Richard’s new business.
Ep. 33: How To Do Anal at Desire Resorts
Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.
Richard performs anal in his first play.
Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts
We talk about our version of surviving the apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen in our clan. Acting out fantasies, selling panties, and OnlyFans.
Episode 31: How To Sell Your Dirty Panties
The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.
Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.
Episode 30: How To Celebrate Your Birthday at Desire Resorts
We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we meet at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. And no, she’s never met George Clooney.
Ep. 29: How To Use Drugs and Toys At Temptation Resort
In this episode, we finish some unfinished business and end up on the right side of the tracks. And Richard’s temperature sensitivity forces us into a week of celibacy.
Episode 28: How To Wear Cock Rings at Desire Resorts
We get into the spirits, some cock ring fights, and talk to Dr. Jeff about why certain alcohols make us crazy. We believe him because…science.
Episode 27: How To MMF at Desire Resorts
We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla?
Ep. 26: How To Human Traffic at Desire Resorts
Free bikinis for everyone!! More Temptation talk and Richard seeks Lauren’s advice for better flirting tactics. We talk to Dr. Jeff & Karen about sexy things, ejaculate; and not so sexy, menopause.
Ep. 25: How To Be A First-Timer at Desire Resorts
We go back to Desire with a new objective and fail miserably!! We come to terms with the end of our podcast, our lives, and our marriage.
Ep. 24: How To NOT Sip Champagne at Temptation | How To Use Virtual Porn at Desire Resorts
Lauren and Richard venture out to Temptation Resorts in Cancun and forget how to check into a hotel and be social. We get invited to drink champagne
Ep. 23: How To Advertise You’re ‘Open For Sex’ at Desire Resorts’ Jacuzzi
It’s possible that Lauren is being stalked by the owner of the local print shop. Richard almost received a handshake instead of a grope that he was hoping for, but was ultimately touched…
Ep. 22: How To Be Teased Until You Go Crazy at Desire Resorts
It’s the first anniversary of our Tulum kidnapping, this time we’re trafficked to Isla Mujeres where Lauren goes illegally topless…
Ep. 21: Pack It In, Pack It Out While Camping at Desire Swinger Podcast
Lauren gets laryngitis and leaves Richard to fend for himself in the Desire wild.Richard and Lauren have an embarrassing “first”…
Ep. 20: Raging Homoerotic Hormones and on Call with the Doctor – Swinger Podcast
Is it okay to “penis stare” and if so, for how long can I look? Also, an accurate description of how guys talk in a locker room about their junk…
Ep. 19: A Pile of Girls on Girls on Girls…and Your Mom – Swinger Podcast
Girl Camp! While Lauren convinces her mother we don’t do porn, Richard signs us up for a porn shoot…
Ep. 18: Put That Rock In Your Vagina & Go Find My T-Shirt! – Swinger Podcast
We stay out late on a school night with the @SwingerDiaries gang. Richard is gifted a rock with no instructions…
Ep. 17: Didn’t Peg Him for the Pegging Type – Swinger Podcast
1. Richard brings the sexy back! (for five seconds in a jacuzzi bed)
2. Lauren eagerly goes to Location B and channels her inner 1/16 Cherokee Indian heritage while Richard gets fucked.
3. We launch Project Yellow Band with the perfect hosts Sarah Clayton.
Ep. 16: Anal With Doctors Who Snort Viagra (Part II) – Swinger Podcast
Richard and Lauren laugh about the Rippin and the Tearin. We talk more with Dr. Jeff and Karen. Rich finds out if his heart is healthy enough for sex.
Ep. 15: Going Bareback With Doctors Who Squirt (Part I) – Swinger Podcast
Getting back to work, we go completely blank. Vagina, what is that again?
A triple blowjob at the jacuzzi turns into a five some. Lauren misses the train.
We call our doctor to settle the debate on whether or not squirting is urine.
Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests on safe sex, sexual slips, and squirting.
Ep. 14: Roofies, Reviews, & Rapey Ray – Swinger Podcast
We go to dinner with friends and she confesses some dark, taboo fantasies. During a cold call interview, we encourage a listener to get arrested in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Lauren builds a game to test Richard’s thespian skills. We go on a “staycation” away from Desire to a fancy resort and are forced to …
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Ep. 13: Stay Away From My Husband’s C@ck! – Swinger Podcast
Tinder turned Richard into a self-mutilating insane person.
A special 48 Hours Dateline Edition: Dyer Desire “Lauren’s (Almost) Murder”.
Even after 16 years in the lifestyle, we can’t avoid crazy.
Ep. 12: Exposing Our Privates To Strangers | An Origin Story
We discuss secrets, and keeping them, inside of the lifestyle.
We explore “cruising.” It’s not just for gay men anymore!
Discover our origin story and how we use our superpowers at Desire Resorts for good (sometimes bad, oops!)
Featured interview with a couple about how they live out in the open and prefer to be sapiosexual.
