Ep. 32: How To Get Fired from Desire Resorts
We talk about our version of surviving the apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen in our clan. Acting out fantasies, selling panties, and OnlyFans.
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Episode 31: How To Sell Your Dirty Panties
The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.
Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.
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Episode 30: How To Celebrate Your Birthday at Desire Resorts
We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we meet at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. And no, she’s never met George Clooney.
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Ep. 29: How To Use Drugs and Toys At Temptation Resort
In this episode, we finish some unfinished business and end up on the right side of the tracks. And Richard’s temperature sensitivity forces us into a week of celibacy.
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Episode 28: How To Wear Cock Rings at Desire Resorts
We get into the spirits, some cock ring fights, and talk to Dr. Jeff about why certain alcohols make us crazy. We believe him because…science.
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Episode 27: How To MMF at Desire Resorts
We check into Desire Riviera Maya as guests and spend two days making sure to get everything in. Richard sustains an injury and goes back for more. We venture out of the house for trouble. Who knew vanilla resorts could be so, not vanilla?
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Ep. 26: How To Human Traffic at Desire Resorts
Free bikinis for everyone!! More Temptation talk and Richard seeks Lauren’s advice for better flirting tactics. We talk to Dr. Jeff & Karen about sexy things, ejaculate; and not so sexy, menopause.
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Ep. 25: How To Be A First-Timer at Desire Resorts
We go back to Desire with a new objective and fail miserably!! We come to terms with the end of our podcast, our lives, and our marriage.
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Ep. 24: How To NOT Sip Champagne at Temptation | How To Use Virtual Porn at Desire Resorts
Lauren and Richard venture out to Temptation Resorts in Cancun and forget how to check into a hotel and be social. We get invited to drink champagne
Ep. 23: How To Advertise You’re ‘Open For Sex’ at Desire Resorts’ Jacuzzi
It’s possible that Lauren is being stalked by the owner of the local print shop. Richard almost received a handshake instead of a grope that he was hoping for, but was ultimately touched…
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Ep. 22: How To Be Teased Until You Go Crazy at Desire Resorts
It’s the first anniversary of our Tulum kidnapping, this time we’re trafficked to Isla Mujeres where Lauren goes illegally topless…
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Ep. 21: Pack It In, Pack It Out While Camping at Desire Swinger Podcast
Lauren gets laryngitis and leaves Richard to fend for himself in the Desire wild.Richard and Lauren have an embarrassing “first”…
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Ep. 20: Raging Homoerotic Hormones and on Call with the Doctor – Swinger Podcast
Is it okay to “penis stare” and if so, for how long can I look? Also, an accurate description of how guys talk in a locker room about their junk…
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Ep. 19: A Pile of Girls on Girls on Girls…and Your Mom – Swinger Podcast
Girl Camp! While Lauren convinces her mother we don’t do porn, Richard signs us up for a porn shoot…
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Ep. 18: Put That Rock In Your Vagina & Go Find My T-Shirt! – Swinger Podcast
We stay out late on a school night with the @SwingerDiaries gang. Richard is gifted a rock with no instructions…
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Ep. 17: Didn’t Peg Him for the Pegging Type – Swinger Podcast
1. Richard brings the sexy back! (for five seconds in a jacuzzi bed)
2. Lauren eagerly goes to Location B and channels her inner 1/16 Cherokee Indian heritage while Richard gets fucked.
3. We launch Project Yellow Band with the perfect hosts Sarah Clayton.
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Ep. 16: Anal With Doctors Who Snort Viagra (Part II) – Swinger Podcast
Richard and Lauren laugh about the Rippin and the Tearin. We talk more with Dr. Jeff and Karen. Rich finds out if his heart is healthy enough for sex.
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Ep. 15: Going Bareback With Doctors Who Squirt (Part I) – Swinger Podcast
Getting back to work, we go completely blank. Vagina, what is that again?
A triple blowjob at the jacuzzi turns into a five some. Lauren misses the train.
We call our doctor to settle the debate on whether or not squirting is urine.
Rapid-fire interviews from Desire guests on safe sex, sexual slips, and squirting.
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Ep. 14: Roofies, Reviews, & Rapey Ray – Swinger Podcast
We go to dinner with friends and she confesses some dark, taboo fantasies. During a cold call interview, we encourage a listener to get arrested in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Lauren builds a game to test Richard’s thespian skills. We go on a “staycation” away from Desire to a fancy resort and are forced to
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Ep. 13: Stay Away From My Husband’s C@ck! – Swinger Podcast
Tinder turned Richard into a self-mutilating insane person.
A special 48 Hours Dateline Edition: Dyer Desire “Lauren’s (Almost) Murder”.
Even after 16 years in the lifestyle, we can’t avoid crazy.
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Ep. 12: Exposing Our Privates To Strangers | An Origin Story
We discuss secrets, and keeping them, inside of the lifestyle.
We explore “cruising.” It’s not just for gay men anymore!
Discover our origin story and how we use our superpowers at Desire Resorts for good (sometimes bad, oops!)
Featured interview with a couple about how they live out in the open and prefer to be sapiosexual.
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Ep. 11: First Timers, Old Timers, & Vanilla Resort Refugees – Swinger Podcast
We do bad things to good people and how corrupting lifestyle virgins brought back memories of when we first began.
The good and bad of hotel takeovers.
We create our own Disco Inferno.
We hear from Fred & Claire about their first experience in the lifestyle and their favorite part may surprise you!
Featured interviews with guests about first experiences. And we hear from guests how popular swinger podcasts are becoming!
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Ep. 10: Screwing Your Friends & Anal Candy for Ian – Swinger Podcast
We discuss problems in having a foursome when the line between pleasure and pain gets blurry.
We talk to Ian, a vanilla “muggle,” who looks forward to getting into the lifestyle solely for more sex than he’s having now.
We talk about our growing number of friends in the lifestyle and how they are outnumbering our vanilla friends. What is it about the bond between lifestyle friends?
Featured interviews with both our vanilla and lifestyle friends. Couples answer whether they would choose a “Lifestyle or Vanilla Friend” in our rapid-fire interviews.
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Ep. 9: Hotter, Younger, Tanner… Blowjobs For Everyone! – Swinger Podcast
We talk about the video shoot they did with Playmaker “Panther” and our girlfriend Milly for social media.
Lauren get’s into her first celebrity beef over blowjobs.
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Ep. 8: Is Mexico Safe with Man-Hating Men & Angry Dolphins? – Swinger Podcast
We talk about safety in Mexico, deflate the media’s fear tactics, and address questions we hear repeatedly at the resort.
Richard lets it all out after experiencing and witnessing enough man-hating men try to talk to women.
We talk to #ourlistener about their first trip to Desire and watching the relationship evolve before their eyes!
Lauren shares her thoughts on single men in the jacuzzi!
Featured interviews: A story of a foursome FAIL which spawned the phrase “Angry Dolphin” and the definition of it.
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Ep. 7: Spa Shenanigans, Short Shirts, Smitten & Shot-down – Swinger Podcast
Richard shares what boggles his mind when it comes to poolside fashion.
Richard almost gets into a naked spa fight over a hot girl who wants to take a shower with him.
We question fetish vs. attraction after a hook-up.
Lauren crushes on a day pass visitor, Richard sets them up for some alone time.
Featured interview: A couple on the “fringe” discusses why they stay in the soft-swap category and what makes it so special.
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Ep. 6: The Most Popular Flavor At Desire May Be Vanilla – Swinger Podcast
We share what we’ve learned from non-lifestyle couples, but disagree that they may still fall somewhere within the lifestyle spectrum. We discuss Part II – Tulum and reveal the ending to our Kidnapped In Mexico story. We launch “Project Airtight.” L shares her prep strategy, what role R will play, and her plans to audition
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Ep. 5: Threesomes For Some, Foursomes For Others – Swinger Podcast
We spend time with some podcasters and their followers at Desire Pearl and play another round of the Let’s Not Get Divorced game with Brian and Lisa Jones. We answer an email from #ourlistener and offer our expert advice, giving birth to our new segment “You’re Welcome.” We discuss threesomes and foursomes, meet a cute couple that is
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Ep. 4: Slap Her On The (Censored) – Swinger Podcast
We attend a Desire wedding. We crush on the same girl until L cock blocks R. R almost dies from a cold, but the show must go on. We hook up with full-swap, non-swinger swingers! Wait, what? And then play “Let’s not get divorced!” We confirm and/or dispel rumors about Desire Resorts with True or
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Ep. 3: Happy Anniversary! I Heard You Were A Swinger – Swinger Podcast
We celebrate an anniversary and a night out with imaginary girlfriends, Desire Playmaker Anna and Playboy Playmate Veronica Flores. We also hear about how couples sometimes live in a grey area of lifestyle labels and the possibility of ‘coming out’. What are the ramifications? We discuss playing with a couple which was three years cumming;
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