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We go live with dirty talk and finger banging, sharing our useless knowledge. You’re welcome! Come join us in Antigua!
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Skip in, crutch out with us as we celebrate Richard’s birthday at the villa party. Come join us in Antigua!
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We borrow coats and mittens and head into the polar vortex to bring you this episode. Come join us in Antigua!
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We are back at it again! Slapping titties and putting big things in small places for your listening enjoyment. Come join us in July in Antigua for our first hotel takeover!
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We get an update on Lindsey, the female Richard has been eying at the gym. Instead of flirting, this time he helps the local economy. We talk about butt eating and then Richard forces Lauren to do it while recording so she can remember why she never does it. We describe sExploration 2021!! Our party
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Go on a journey to Flirty (or) Down and Dirty Party, our first villa party. We introduce the new ritual “Naked Group Nuru Massage (in an inflatable pool)” to the Mayan culture. We describe surviving another hurricane in the best way we know how – Like great sex with a “Category 1” woman? In the
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Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
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with Bedhoppers Join us in our very own Entertainment Tonight where we chat with Bedhoppers about their rise to TV stardom. Bedhoppers might start their own Instagram for dogs of swingers “Dog n Tail”. Mrs. H now has her own gif created from their TV show debut! [mepr-s3-video src=”room77content/videos/Bedhoppers-promo.m4v”] For the full Video Join us
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Richard’s beard is scaring off swingers, Bee’s having wet dreams, and Lauren’s addicted to frozen Mentos! We follow up with our “naughty nurse” expert and imagine how post-op care must be for broken penises.
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We have a two-person “threesome” and Richard’s fears of being a bottom surface.
Richard gets kidnapped and goes for a night swim; and takes a bite of vanilla against his better judgement, all while inventing a new Kama Sutra position.
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We go for a long weekend stay at Desire, have our hottest hook-up ever, and talk about Richard’s new business.
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Our first day back at Desire, we discuss the rules and the vibe, and we totally forget how to do our job.
Richard performs anal in his first play.
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You’ve checked out Desire or some other website and now you’re getting ads! Our tech guy has some tips to help rid your work computer of your searches, so you can be secret again.
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We talk about our version of surviving the apocalypse with Dr. Jeff & Karen in our clan. Acting out fantasies, selling panties, and OnlyFans.
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The quarantine has Lauren missing people, turning more germaphobic, and questioning selling panties.
Richard takes the Tesla (Kia) in for service, realizing speaking bad Spanish with a mask can void the warranty.
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We ask our dying questions to an ER doctor we meet at Desire after she warns Richard about his junk jewelry. And no, she’s never met George Clooney.
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by the Southern Yellow band-ers We’re still reeling She and I both “forumed” up, months of research. The Desire experience somehow did exceed expectations, especially in that we were SO Nervous Newbies. My goal was achieved when she first went nude on the beach, what I thought may or may not take days took about
by Jeff & Karen What happened there Being non-swingers we went in with no plans to have sex with anyone else. That lasted all of six hours. Let me explain. We weren’t expecting to be intimate with another couple, but we weren’t ruling it out. We tried to come up with rules beforehand but could never
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We’re in Paris to celebrate Karen’s birthday and we’ve long talked about having some raunchy public sex in one of Paris’ many libertine clubs.
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In this episode, we finish some unfinished business and end up on the right side of the tracks. And Richard’s temperature sensitivity forces us into a week of celibacy.
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So what does a beekeeper have to do with a lifestyle blog??? I asked myself that same question when approached. The more I thought about it the more I realized it really is a sweet pairing and I decided I would type something up to be posted! Most would agree that lifestyle friendly couples strive
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As we enter into this season of February love, let’s take a look at self love vs. self care and why we actually need both!
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